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  1. HOLY SUF K ANDREW MY ALCOHOL TOLERANCE KEEPS DEPLETING
  2.  
  3. PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE
  4.  
  5. FIRST TIME I GOT DRUNK IT TOOK LIKE 14 SHOTS(IT TOOK A LOT BUT I REMEMBER THE NUMBER ACTUALLY)
  6.  
  7. I just had like a third of 32 oz of vodka and Im pretty slammed
  8.  
  9. Slam haha
  10.  
  11. Im sk slammmed
  12.  
  13. Is that funny yet
  14.  
  15. Did i make it
  16.  
  17. Anyways what the fuck is this happening
  18. I mean wy
  19.  
  20. Backspacing speciffic words sucks
  21.  
  22. Andrre let me be homest
  23.  
  24. I wasnt sure abot you at first(that's so hard to spell shit(so is that)) i kinda thought you might just be like a 4chan "look at me im counter culture and like things other people font for the sake of it" but you're not as far as I can tell and albough i soud stupid apparently according to all that iq test shit I'm a genius or some fucking bullshit
  25. I forgot what i was saying
  26. so i had my doubts about you basically because im so judgemental and hatte so many people and everyone sucks and if i was the last person on earthb id be fine
  27.  
  28. But if i oculd take three people into space with me youd be the first i think and i want to mett you so bad
  29.  
  30. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah i love you jk but i do
  31.  
  32. I only had like 7 ozbbl of vodka what yhe shit
  33.  
  34. promise me
  35. at the very least
  36. youll never change
  37. and tomorrow
  38. ill probably apozligize for what im now
  39. and ill probably mean it
  40. this is embaradding
  41. ut you need to jnow someone loves you
  42. rven if its only me
  43. fu j you
  44. fuvk
  45. fuck you andrew
  46. youre so cool
  47. please
  48. SOMEONE ELSE MESZged me so im doen
  49. goddnght heheheheheh
  50. I FOUND MY CAT AN D SHES SUCHA FUCKING JOKER
  51. TIME TO WATCH JG-bu I FORGEG THE NAME
  52. JAHA CAT PERSON
  53. YOURE DEFINED BY MEAT
  54. when i deny this gappening tomorrow tel me a story and ll know
  55. Mu thumb actualy hit that sonL PAPIIIIIII EVERYBODY
  56. BEZT WONSTER WAIFU EXCEPT MAYBE SUUU BUT THEYRE A PACKAGE DEAL IDIOT
  57. okay see ta
  58. Lmao what
  59. I understand Reno
  60. Say no more
  61. wink emoticon
  62.  
  63. I ate chickn wings because i forgoy meat is bad
  64.  
  65. MY NAMES NOT RENO YOU SILLY JOKER
  66. GOOD JOKE THOUGH
  67.  
  68. i forgo t what i typed already but basically if you ever stop being the person you want to be, or the person you are the moment if they're the same person, i will never forgive you
  69. I sobered up just to tell you that
  70. You're gorgeous in every way
  71. I had so many doubts about you
  72. But at the very least, you melted them away and proved to me you're an amazing person who will accomplish amazing things, even if no one knows about them
  73.  
  74. Okay im sdrubk again and youre as CUTE AS THE DUCKERS WHATS YOUR SECERET HAHA
  75.  
  76. but imma watch jb-gu some more if that thats th name of it its so dumb but so vute i like cute hahaha this cat of mine
  77.  
  78. Whoa sitting down sobered me like 7 percent maybe 9 or 10 even
  79. i can read again
  80. Dude
  81. realyy talk
  82. real talk
  83. can you cook
  84. if you can
  85. youd be the perfect other
  86. If you cant i dunno
  87. vut if you can cook
  88. holy shit
  89. my parts
  90. wait you called me Reno hahaha
  91. THATS NOT MU NAME
  92. i love you so much uou knew this would hapen
  93. fuck tou andrew
  94. i already said this afteer some consideriatiokn but i forgot what it was i said
  95.  
  96. Skmething about how youre perfect
  97. youre like my best friend
  98. except whoa buddy
  99. only known you like 2(forgot how to spell 2) months
  100. so whose hangup is yhat?????
  101. -)-)-)/-)hahahaha youre great
  102. i want a pullow of you
  103. a piloow
  104. a pillow
  105. shut up
  106. i know
  107.  
  108. Xcept i font because u forvot
  109. no imean
  110. im ebarassing myself in front of my kouhai
  111. ohgod
  112. wait
  113. or are you my senpai
  114. uz youre in school and im not
  115. im "vetween schools"
  116. teach
  117. teach me
  118. Oh god
  119. tomorrow
  120. promise me tomorroe
  121. you'll
  122. i duno
  123. tell me a take
  124. a tale
  125. to calm me down
  126. because i FUCKIBG KNOE
  127. WHEN IM SOBER
  128. ILL BE PISSED WTH MYSELF
  129. BUT THIS IS IT
  130. MY SOUL IN TERMS OF THE FACT THAT I CANT REMEMBER OR THINK ABOUT ANYTHING
  131. SOME WOYLD CALL THIS STATE PERFECT NIRVANA
  132. YA IDIOT
  133. Bye i love you and wish we were siblings but we're not and i might cry about it actually frown emoticon
  134.  
  135. How dare you
  136.  
  137. Either way i love you and if youre not the andrew i fell in love with tomorrow then ill never forgve you
  138. god when im drunk i feel like im closer to my brain but the alcohol knows it and so they close in on my electrical impulses and intercept them around the halfway point between "coheisve babbling" and "near perfect-description of feelings"
  139. Okay
  140. Im done
  141. i primise
  142. im toodrunkfor this
  143.  
  144. GJ-bu is the show
  145. theres a cat bitch whose personality defined through how she does nothing but eat meat
  146. hehehehehe
  147. HEHEHEHEHE
  148. MEAT
  149. Haha I appreciate it man
  150.  
  151. I really do, just don't have to words to describe my appreciation right now I'm at a concert
  152. I can cook if I just follow a recipe
  153. My mom cooks a lot so I know a thing or two
  154. I do have a pretty young face, maybe because I'm Asian or drink a lot of soy milk? Not quite sure but I stay away from junk food when I can
  155. If that means anything
  156.  
  157. Haha almost the entirety of that was lost on me but if you can cook than omg andrew
  158.  
  159. This might be what they call drunken lust/love
  160.  
  161. Whatever the difference is if there is one
  162.  
  163. What show you at
  164.  
  165. Is it lastten seconds of life
  166. theyre the onlyband i can temember right now
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