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- HOLY SUF K ANDREW MY ALCOHOL TOLERANCE KEEPS DEPLETING
- PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE
- FIRST TIME I GOT DRUNK IT TOOK LIKE 14 SHOTS(IT TOOK A LOT BUT I REMEMBER THE NUMBER ACTUALLY)
- I just had like a third of 32 oz of vodka and Im pretty slammed
- Slam haha
- Im sk slammmed
- Is that funny yet
- Did i make it
- Anyways what the fuck is this happening
- I mean wy
- Backspacing speciffic words sucks
- Andrre let me be homest
- I wasnt sure abot you at first(that's so hard to spell shit(so is that)) i kinda thought you might just be like a 4chan "look at me im counter culture and like things other people font for the sake of it" but you're not as far as I can tell and albough i soud stupid apparently according to all that iq test shit I'm a genius or some fucking bullshit
- I forgot what i was saying
- so i had my doubts about you basically because im so judgemental and hatte so many people and everyone sucks and if i was the last person on earthb id be fine
- But if i oculd take three people into space with me youd be the first i think and i want to mett you so bad
- Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah i love you jk but i do
- I only had like 7 ozbbl of vodka what yhe shit
- promise me
- at the very least
- youll never change
- and tomorrow
- ill probably apozligize for what im now
- and ill probably mean it
- this is embaradding
- ut you need to jnow someone loves you
- rven if its only me
- fu j you
- fuvk
- fuck you andrew
- youre so cool
- please
- SOMEONE ELSE MESZged me so im doen
- goddnght heheheheheh
- I FOUND MY CAT AN D SHES SUCHA FUCKING JOKER
- TIME TO WATCH JG-bu I FORGEG THE NAME
- JAHA CAT PERSON
- YOURE DEFINED BY MEAT
- when i deny this gappening tomorrow tel me a story and ll know
- Mu thumb actualy hit that sonL PAPIIIIIII EVERYBODY
- BEZT WONSTER WAIFU EXCEPT MAYBE SUUU BUT THEYRE A PACKAGE DEAL IDIOT
- okay see ta
- Lmao what
- I understand Reno
- Say no more
- wink emoticon
- I ate chickn wings because i forgoy meat is bad
- MY NAMES NOT RENO YOU SILLY JOKER
- GOOD JOKE THOUGH
- i forgo t what i typed already but basically if you ever stop being the person you want to be, or the person you are the moment if they're the same person, i will never forgive you
- I sobered up just to tell you that
- You're gorgeous in every way
- I had so many doubts about you
- But at the very least, you melted them away and proved to me you're an amazing person who will accomplish amazing things, even if no one knows about them
- Okay im sdrubk again and youre as CUTE AS THE DUCKERS WHATS YOUR SECERET HAHA
- but imma watch jb-gu some more if that thats th name of it its so dumb but so vute i like cute hahaha this cat of mine
- Whoa sitting down sobered me like 7 percent maybe 9 or 10 even
- i can read again
- Dude
- realyy talk
- real talk
- can you cook
- if you can
- youd be the perfect other
- If you cant i dunno
- vut if you can cook
- holy shit
- my parts
- wait you called me Reno hahaha
- THATS NOT MU NAME
- i love you so much uou knew this would hapen
- fuck tou andrew
- i already said this afteer some consideriatiokn but i forgot what it was i said
- Skmething about how youre perfect
- youre like my best friend
- except whoa buddy
- only known you like 2(forgot how to spell 2) months
- so whose hangup is yhat?????
- -)-)-)/-)hahahaha youre great
- i want a pullow of you
- a piloow
- a pillow
- shut up
- i know
- Xcept i font because u forvot
- no imean
- im ebarassing myself in front of my kouhai
- ohgod
- wait
- or are you my senpai
- uz youre in school and im not
- im "vetween schools"
- teach
- teach me
- Oh god
- tomorrow
- promise me tomorroe
- you'll
- i duno
- tell me a take
- a tale
- to calm me down
- because i FUCKIBG KNOE
- WHEN IM SOBER
- ILL BE PISSED WTH MYSELF
- BUT THIS IS IT
- MY SOUL IN TERMS OF THE FACT THAT I CANT REMEMBER OR THINK ABOUT ANYTHING
- SOME WOYLD CALL THIS STATE PERFECT NIRVANA
- YA IDIOT
- Bye i love you and wish we were siblings but we're not and i might cry about it actually frown emoticon
- How dare you
- Either way i love you and if youre not the andrew i fell in love with tomorrow then ill never forgve you
- god when im drunk i feel like im closer to my brain but the alcohol knows it and so they close in on my electrical impulses and intercept them around the halfway point between "coheisve babbling" and "near perfect-description of feelings"
- Okay
- Im done
- i primise
- im toodrunkfor this
- GJ-bu is the show
- theres a cat bitch whose personality defined through how she does nothing but eat meat
- hehehehehe
- HEHEHEHEHE
- MEAT
- Haha I appreciate it man
- I really do, just don't have to words to describe my appreciation right now I'm at a concert
- I can cook if I just follow a recipe
- My mom cooks a lot so I know a thing or two
- I do have a pretty young face, maybe because I'm Asian or drink a lot of soy milk? Not quite sure but I stay away from junk food when I can
- If that means anything
- Haha almost the entirety of that was lost on me but if you can cook than omg andrew
- This might be what they call drunken lust/love
- Whatever the difference is if there is one
- What show you at
- Is it lastten seconds of life
- theyre the onlyband i can temember right now
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