crlygrl94: well its strange to me
Yo_D: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
crlygrl94: I didn't say that
Yo_D: So is that a yes?
crlygrl94: I guess so.
Yo_D: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Yo_D: Are you willing?
crlygrl94: What do you need me to do?
Yo_D: I need you talk like a pirate.
crlygrl94: ???
Yo_D: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Yo_D: ok?
Yo_D: Hello?
crlygrl94: You can't be serious
Yo_D: Oh yes I am!
Yo_D: It's my fantasy.
crlygrl94: this is retarded
Yo_D: Do you want it or not?
crlygrl94: Yes I want it.
Yo_D: Then you'll do it for me?
crlygrl94: sure
Yo_D: Ok. Here we go.
Yo_D: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Yo_D: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Yo_D: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
Yo_D: I run my tounge up and down your smooth c**t.
crlygrl94: mmmm yeah
Yo_D: uh oh ...going limp.
crlygrl94: Har
Yo_D: You gotta do better than that!
Yo_D: I start realizing how uninteresting you really are...
crlygrl94: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Yo_D: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
Yo_D: I softly suck on your cl*t bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Yo_D: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Yo_D: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
crlygrl94: mmmmmm you are good
Yo_D: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Yo_D: going limp
crlygrl94: HARRRRRRR
Yo_D: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Yo_D: You begin to sway back and forth.
Yo_D: going limp
crlygrl94: this is stupid
Yo_D: ...still limp
Yo_D: Do it!
crlygrl94: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Yo_D: I turn you around to lick your a**hole.
Yo_D: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Yo_D: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
crlygrl94: WTF?!?!?
Yo_D: They stink really bad.
crlygrl94: OMG STOP!!!
Yo_D: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Yo_D: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Yo_D: I ram it up your ass.
crlygrl94: YOURE A F**KING PYSCHO!!
Yo_D: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Yo_D: And turn you into a f**king candy apple...
Yo_D: I kick you in the face!
crlygrl94: F**K YOU A**HOLE!!
Yo_D: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Yo_D: Your parrot flys away.
Yo_D: ...going limp again.
Yo_D: Hello?
Yo_D: Say it!
Yo_D: HAARRRRRR!!!!!