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  1. THIS MALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN REQUIRES CURRENCY TO PURCHASE
  2. YOU ARE DIRECTING YOUR EYESITE TOWARDS ME IN A MANNER SIMILAR TO THAT OF IT NOT BEING A RECORD OF PURCHASE
  3. AS IF I WAS NOT CAPABLE OF FULLY PAYING FOR ALL GOODS AND SERVICES THAT WERE REQUIRED
  4. INGESTING THE REMAINS OF YOUR MEAL AND UNCOOKED MEAT
  5. THIS MALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN REQUIRES CURRENCY TO PURCHASE
  6. LIVING IN A PLACE WHERE I WAS NOT ALLOWED FREEDOM OR ADEQUATE SPACE TO LIVE IN, LEADING TO AN INCREASE IN THE MAXIMUM AMOUNT OF MONEY I COULD BE PAID
  7. A LOW NUTRIENT GREEN VEGETABLE, INFORMING ME THAT AMERICAN CURRENCY WAS ALL THAT WAS REQUIRED TO RETAIN A HAPPY LIFE
  8. THIS MALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN REQUIRES CURRENCY TO PURCHASE, MY GIRLFRIEND
  9. WERE YOU UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT IT WAS POSSIBLE TO REPRODUCE AND GIVE BIRTH TO A CHILD WITH THE NAME MERCEDES WITHOUT THE PRESENCE OF A MERCEDES BENZ AUTOMOBILE WITH 60.96 CENTIMETER TIRE RIMS AS WELL AS WINDOWS WITH A FIVE PERCENT DECREASE IN TRANSPARENCY AND AN AIR COOLING SYSTEM?
  10. IT IS NOT, AND THIS MALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN REQUIRES CURRENCY TO PURCHASE
  11. I REQUIRE AN ESTATE WITH FORTY ACRES OF LAND AND ONE PACK ANIMAL, NOT 1133.98 GRAMS OF MARIJUANA AND AN AMERICAN PIT BULL TERRIER
  12. COW EXCREMENT, BULL COMBATANT, BULL COMBATANT WAS POUNDING HIS FIST ON THE DOOR IN A RHYTHMIC MANNER TO SIGNIFY THAT A PERSON WAS PRESENT OUTSIDE THE DOOR, SO PLEASE ALLOW HIM ENTRY, WHOM IS THE MATADOR?
  13. GENITALIA'S CLOSEST NON-ROMANTIC OR FAMILIAL COMPANION, THIS PIECE OF MALE GENITALIA REQUIRES CURRENCY TO PURCHASE
  14. I HAVE EMPATHY TOWARDS THE UNINTELLIGENT PERSON WHO TOOK YOUR LOOKS WITHOUT CARING FOR YOUR PERSONALITY
  15. UNFORTUNATELY, THAT PERSON WAS ME, AND YOUR SEXUAL PROWESS SEDUCED ME IN A LITERAL AND FIGURATIVE MANNER
  16. THESE SEXUAL ATTRACTIONS LED TO ME WATCHING PORNOGRAPHIC FILMS IN POVERTY, BUT I HARBOR NO APOLOGIES
  17. I WATCH YOU ENGAGE IN VERBAL COMBAT WITH PERSONS IN POOR FORTUNE LIKE MYSELF
  18. I AM GOING THROUGH A DIFFICULT PORTION OF MY LIFE AND SEX ALLOWS ME TO RELEASE STRESS
  19. THIS MALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN REQUIRES CURRENCY TO PURCHASE
  20. IN FACT, THIS MALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN REQUIRES CURRENCY TO PURCHASE PLUS INTEREST ON FURTHER PAYMENTS
  21. IN FACT, THIS MALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN HAS A LENGTH OF 22.86 CENTIMETERS
  22. IN FACT, THIS MALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN OBSERVES OUR PLATONIC RELATIONSHIP THROUGH THE LENS OF A BUSINESS TRANSACTION
  23. PENSION, AS WELL AS ADDITIONAL PENSION, YOU ARE SEIZING THE SMALL AMOUNT OF CURRENCY I RECEIVE
  24. YOUR TREACHERY HAS BEEN RELENTLESS, SO I HARBOR NO FORGIVENESS, AND DO NOT CARE FOR YOU EMOTIONS
  25. I DO NOT CARE FOR SOURCES YOU CITE FOR YOUR VIEWS AS THEY ARE ALL BIASED AND DISTORT FACTS AND ALL YOUR ATTEMPTS TO BERATE ME RESULT IN HASTY BACKTRACKING
  26. AS WELL AS ADDITIONAL SEPARATIONS AND FEES
  27. MY SALARY HAS DECREASED AS A RESULT OF MY REFUSAL TO ENDORSE THE MEDIA
  28. I FEEL ABANDONED, UNABLE TO RECOVER, MORALLY DISGUSTED, UNABLE TO ACT FOR MYSELF, AND I BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE ONLY WORSE SCENARIOS INCOMING
  29. THE PRESSURES OF THE SITUATION MAY CAUSE YOU TO SUFFER A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN
  30. YOUR OPTIONS ARE NULLIFIED, AND YOU HAVE KILLED THE MESSENGER
  31. THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA PROFITS OFF OF MY STRUGGLES
  32. AND NOW THIS MALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN REQUIRES CURRENCY TO PURCHASE
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