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The adventures of Kang Miyun: Stanky hoe strikes back

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  1. TITLE AS: KANG MIYUN: THE MOST STANKY ASS HOE ALIVE
  2. ACCESS DENIED | USERNAME
  3.  
  4. — 나는너를더이상싶지않아
  5. “idontwannabeyouanymore”
  6.  
  7. » wattpad user & name i can call you by: @xMinfires but you can call me minfires/nic/nico
  8. » slot: manner
  9. » backup slot: lambo
  10.  
  11. » birth name: kang miyun
  12. » nicknames for slot/who calls them that: when miyun does something others would deem stupid, they shorten her name to 'yun' as a sort of endearing insult.
  13. » birthdate and age: 20
  14. » birthplace: daegu
  15.  
  16. » height: 5'4 / 163cm
  17. » weight: 147 lbs / 66.6kg (666...it's a siGN)
  18.  
  19.  
  20. — 배꼽 통증
  21. “bellyache”
  22.  
  23. » face claim: @ heybiblee
  24. » backup face claim: @ ohvely22
  25.  
  26. » body type: miyun is skinny for her age, with little curves to boast about, which causes some teasing from Rolex.
  27. » notable scars/birthmarks: when miyun was little she thought it would be a good idea to see if her finger could move faster than a blender blade, and now has an ugly looking scar rippling down the index finger in her left hand. There are also two beauty marks present on her neck above her prominent collarbone, which makes it look like a face.
  28. » outfit: miyun wears a grey baseball cap with the japanese symbol for chaos, '混沌' inscribed in white lettering, as well as a bright yellow hoodie underneath an old denim jacket, grey jeans and grey timblerland boots. she also carries a pair of gloves attached to the belt on her waist suited for any climbing exercise.
  29. » other bodily accessories: miyun has a plain silver cross necklace around her neck; a gift from her older brother.
  30.  
  31. — 인질
  32. “hostage”
  33.  
  34. » personality:
  35. it would be easy enough to label miyun as a playful, carefree individual; just another young girl on the street who walks with her head held high and her attention drifted far up into the clouds.
  36.  
  37. a girl with big dreams and more motivation than actual brains, and a passion for climbing and a bubbly personality that many gravitate towards; a cheeky smile, a coy wink and suddenly she has achored herself to you, like a siren singing a lullaby.
  38.  
  39. she seems to view the world differently, entranced by everything, as if it looks so much more beautiful from her perspective.
  40.  
  41. one might say that miyun is akin to a monkey or chimp — cheeky, mischievous, a troublemaker and jokester who enjoys teasing and poking fun at others, playing jokes and lightening the situation with merely her shining presence.
  42.  
  43. miyun is cripplingly honest at times, and largely irritating, as others like to inform her, as her energetic personality can easily wear any person out within minutes. (overbearing is one way to describe it, though some prefer 'little shit'.)
  44.  
  45. shes a shoulder to cry on during the worst of times, although some can be tentative due to her nature, and many would begrudgingly describe her as the cornerstone to the group, or the glue that holds them together.
  46.  
  47. picture miyun as I have just now described to you.
  48.  
  49. now listen carefully.
  50.  
  51. miyun is not who she appears; her heart could easily be described as ice right down to the core; due to her lack of strength, miyun has been forced to rely on her cunning to grow stronger in a world as fucked as ours, and it's all too easy when you have a gift for manipulation.
  52.  
  53. she sometimes, to her anger, finds it difficult to sever bonds with people she must betray, and some night have been spent cursing her weakness as she sobs for those who have already fallen, those who have yet to fall, and above all, what she has become. she's not the sort of person to throw away a friend unless it's absolutely necessary to ensure her survival, however.
  54.  
  55. though she has been lying her entire life, she isn't half as good as she thinks—her demeaner, her mask, has cracks, courtesy of the personality disorder she had acquired due to years of living as something she is not, and occasionally one might catch a glimpse of the traitorous stranger underneath—the wolf disguised in sheeps clothing.
  56.  
  57. (oh and she's also a furry)
  58. iM jOKinG pLEs dOnT huRt mE
  59.  
  60. also this was longer than 8 sentences kill me-
  61. » family:
  62. yeehyun ( older brother) 3/10
  63. soojung (grandma) 5/10
  64. » background:
  65. a car crash killed miyun's parents when she was twelve years old, and her brother, who was sixteen at the time, decided to deal with grief at 3am in the morning with a bottle of soju in one hand and an empty syringe in the other. miyun attended therapy for a whole three years after the funeral, in which she found that faked smiles and white lies felt a whole lot better than the truth; her brother kept her awake at night with his raw screaming when the drugs were too much, and her grandmother was too caught up in her own grief to give a shit. her only escape was climbing as high as she could get (a skill she has mastered as a small child) and hide in the large apple tree at the bottom of her garden for it all to stop. it never did.
  66. miyun eventually started stealing things to provide for the family at home as her brother was wasting away and her grandmother was too old to work. during those years, she excelled at what she did.
  67. however, miyun soon found out that her lies, which she had cultivated so well over the years, came in handy at landing her good grades at school and high-ranking jobs at work. all she had to do, she realised, was smile, and then the world belonged to her.
  68. » current status:
  69. studying law at yonsei university, seoul. she has a small job at a clothing store called quirk. although she is now surrounded with friends for personal gain, none know about the personality disorder she has been suffering from since she was seventeen. she regularly meets with close friends to go rock climbing or other such social activities.
  70. [ L I S T F O R M ]
  71. » interests/hobbies:
  72. > rock climbing and other outdoor pursuits except anything to do with water.
  73. > cracking jokes with those who she considers actual friends.
  74. > listening to obnoxiously loud pop music.
  75. > drawing in her notebook, although she doesn't let anyone see it.
  76. > spending time with queenie, as she has a strange sort of attraction towards her.
  77. » dislikes/fears:
  78. > fear of water:
  79. she never learned how to swim as a child. in a dramatic situation, like having the group run away from something, the only place they can hide or be safe is underneath a portion of water. miyun would be frozen, causing another character to drag her in. this could potentially cause a bond of gratefulness or hate to be formed between miyun and the other person.
  80. > people looking at her drawings in the notepad:
  81. as it is a very private matter to miyun, she may struggle to forgive someone who has invaded her privacy.
  82. > slight fear of the dark:
  83. her slight fear, meaning she will be scared, but not completely scared shitless, means that she may have to comfort herself alone in the dark or find some one to comfort her. she would most likely turn to queenie if this happens.
  84. >
  85. » skills/attributes:
  86. > climbing high places or fitting in small spaces.
  87. > solving puzzles (though they have to be interesting for her to attempt them)
  88. > manipulating people.
  89. > kissing.
  90. » trivia/other facts:
  91. > you can tell she's lying when she leans on her left leg and tilts her head to the side slightly.
  92. > she hates the colour red.
  93. > when she was a kid she went to three taekwondo lessons before giving up, but threatens before every fight that she knows kungfu.
  94. > she takes a long time to trust someone.
  95. > she has a not-so-secret crush on queenie.
  96. > hella gay for lisa from blackpink
  97. > doesn't understand memes like bitch wtf get yo head outta yo ass.
  98. > despite insisting she doesn't need anyone but herself, miyun actively sends money home to support her brother and grandmother, as she still does love them, they just don't have a close relationship.
  99.  
  100. — 모방자
  101. “copycat”
  102.  
  103. [ O P T I O N A L ]
  104. » mental diseases/disorders/illnesses:
  105. mild dissociative identity disorder.
  106. » physical disorders: none.
  107. » mini playlist for your slot:
  108. dollhouse - melanie martinez
  109. miss jackson - panic! at the disco
  110.  
  111.  
  112. [ Q & A ]
  113. » can they lift heavy objects? no. she's fairly strong though, due to climbing things needing upper body strength.
  114. » can they run fast? she's average.
  115. » can they handle pain? yes.
  116. » can they see blood? yes.
  117. » what are their beliefs? do anything to stay alive/ it's better to forget those who are left behind.
  118. » what’s their motivation? it's safe to say miyun's only motivation is getting herself out of the world as quickly as possible, and ensuring no harm comes to queenie.
  119. » what’s their breaking point? seeing queenie get hurt, the situation being completely out of her control (as she always liked to control everything from the sidelines)
  120. » what do they want most? to be successful, or the best.
  121.  
  122. [ C H A R A C T E R C E N T R I C ]
  123. > how did miyun obtain her sneaking skills? hiding from her grandmother when he was little. the woman used to terrify her. miyun also became a bit of a delinquent in the year following her parent's deaths, causing her to shoplift or steal things off of people in the street, and before she started acting how she is today (a two faced bitch) she got very, very good at it. it was a necessary skill needed to keep herself, and her family, alive.
  124.  
  125. — 바다 눈
  126. “ocean eyes”
  127.  
  128. » sexuality:
  129. bisexual
  130. » love interest:
  131. queenie, though it may just be acute interest in her ass. damn that hoe is thicc— 👅💦💦
  132. » how they act/feel toward each other: it's one-sided. at first miyun thinks she just find her interesting, then slowly realises she likes her. however, unless queenie makes the first move, miyun is too scared to act on her feelings.
  133. » scene suggestions with love interest:
  134. > at one point, miyun is extremely afraid that the two of them will die. this could be because one of them is suffering from a wound. miyun, thinking it will be her last breath, moves in for the kisseu kisseu, and is totally blanked.
  135. > later, something jumps out at the shadows at miyun and she instinctively panics and throws a shoe at the thing before jumping on it to kill it, then sheepishly realises it's queenie.
  136. > queenie sees miyun up a tree and climbs up to get to her (and she's got leaves and twigs in her hair and stuff bc she really wasn't made for manual labour) and they watch for the sunset together.
  137. > miyun draws queenie while she is sleeping, realises she's being a creep, and scrunches it up to throw away. later, queenie finds it.
  138. > queenie accidentally sees miyun's collection of naked self portraits whOOPS.
  139.  
  140. » character they are closest to: sugarcoat, as her outward personna is very similar to his.
  141. » character they are the least closest to: venus and mars because they seem unbelievably shifty, and miyun doesn't trust them with queenie.
  142. » scene suggestions with group:
  143. > the building they are currently in is on fire, and for once in her life, miyun does something completely unselfish and helps others escape before her. now her and lambo are the last ones in the house and the building is about to explode. they can't get out at all. miyun has almost given up hope when lambo, who is injured, realises that they can survive the heat if they climb into the fridge together. it's a very uncomfortable moment for both of them.
  144. > the car they are all driving in spins out of control and rams into the side of the bridge overlooking a river. the brick gives way and the car plummets into the deep river. the windows start to crack from the pressure of the water, and the car is slowly filling with water. queenie has been injured by the fall and somebody has to help her. miyun starts to hyperventilate a bit, both because of her fear of water and the fact that she's useless to help queenie. so when everyone prepares themselves to kick out the windows and get out, one of the group (of your choice) realise miyun is hyperventilating and can't swim, and has her grab onto their waist as they swim upwards together. this incident could also change miyun's outlook on the group.
  145. > miyun is put in a situation where she is isolated from the rest of the group apart from one injured person. she, at first, realises that she could leave them and save herself, and goes to do just that, plotting out that she'll just tell everyone they died, but after stopping to hear their weak breaths she sighs and decides she'll help them.
  146.  
  147. — 내 소년
  148. “my boy”
  149.  
  150. » message to me: hi i'm nic and imma furry
  151. » kik user: I don't have kik but my insta is ox.tyr.xo
  152. » password: jjang jjang ? i could be wrong because im so bad at recognising obvious stuff but if it is hELL YEAH THAT'S AN AWESOME PASSWORD MHHH MIN YOONGI IS MY SHIIIT
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