The Pirates of PC

The Master Race (The Pirates of PC)

Based on: When the Foeman Bares his Steel - Gilbert and Sullivan

Original: https://youtu.be/pmBq_xtuOUM?t=34
Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y176Z_xKK_o

Guy 1: Regularly will you see
Chorus 1: The master race! The master race!
Guy 1: PC gamers here on /v/
Chorus 1: The master race!
Guy 1: You will wonder what they play
Chorus 1: The master race! The master race!
Guy 1: Since they're on /v/ every day
Chorus 1: The master race!

Guy 1: They engage in subterfuge
Chorus 1: The master race! The master race!
Guy 1: Cause their backlog must be huge
Chorus 1: The master race!
Guy 1: If you play on PS4
Xbox one or switch or more,
Of you they will deplore

Chorus 1: The master race! [Continue for a while]

Guy 2: PC gamers, proudly playing
All our games while rarely paying
And of consoles we are saying
That they haven't any games!

We prefer to use a keyboard
Couch and comfort we have ignored
And with shadowplay we record
All our many gaming skills

Chorus 2: All our many gaming skills! All our many gaming skills!

Guy 1: Though to us it's evident,
Chorus 1: The master race! The master race!
Guy 1: That on /v/ their time is spent
Chorus 1: The master race!
Guy 1: In Red Dead threads they appear,
Chorus 1: The master race! The master race!
Guy 1: With a pain upon their rear
Chorus 1: The master race!

Guy 1: And Nintendo they do hate
Though they sometimes emulate.
Chorus 1: The master race! The master race! The master race!
Guy 1: Still to us it's evident
That on /v/ their time is spent
Chorus 1: The master race! The master race! The master race!

Guy 2: I'm a PC operator,
And of new games I'm a hater
Playing Doom thirty years later
Older games were just more fun!

Chorus 2: Older games were just more fun!

Guy 2: Casual gaming I detest
Pre 2000 games are best
RPG and FPS
I'd still play them if they'd run!

Guy 1: Once again I'd like to say
PC gamers just don't play
When they say they love old games
They're just listing all the names

If those games came out today
You can bet they'd call them gay
What they really play is shit
They're a bunch of hypocrites

Chorus 1: What they really play is shit
They're a bunch of hypocrites
It's shit, yes, they're hypocrites, it's shit
Ah, yes, hypocrites!

OVERLAP:
Guy: Regularly will you see						Guy 2: PC gamers,
Chorus: The master race! The master race!		proudly playing
Guy: PC gamers here on /v/						All our games
Chorus: The master race!						while rarely paying
Guy: You will wonder what they play				And of consoles
Chorus: The master race! The master race!		we are saying
Guy: Since they're on /v/ every day				That they haven't any games!
Chorus: The master race!

Guy: They engage in subterfuge					We prefer to
Chorus: The master race! The master race!		use a keyboard
Guy: Cause their backlog must be huge			Couch and comfort
Chorus: The master race!						we have ignored
Guy: If you play on PS4							And with shadowplay
Xbox one or switch or more,						we record
Of you they will deplore						All our many gaming skills
Chorus: The master race! [Etc] 					Chorus 2: And the consoles they just haven't any games!
The master race! [Etc] 							And the consoles they just haven't any games!
The master race! [Etc] 							PC gamers, proudly playing
The master race! [Etc] 							All our games while rarely paying
Master race master race							We will pirate all our games

Chorus 2: We're going away
Chorus 1: Yes, yes, in game.
Chorus 2: We're going to play.
Chorus 1: The master race!
Chorus 2: We will not stay.
Chorus 1: The master race!
Chorus 2: Just one delay
Chorus 1: Just fucking play.

ALL: Yes, onto steam to play!
Yes, onto steam to play!

Chorus 1: They're still here!
Chorus 2: We'll play, we'll play

ALL: Yes, onto steam to play!
Yes, onto steam to play!

Chorus 1: Yes, but you're still not playing!
Chorus 2: We'll play, we'll play

ALL: At last they play!
At last they play!
At last they really really play!