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Martini 3

Aug 8th, 2012
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  1. >you are fluffy pony martini, a pale green unicorn with darker green mane
  2. >you are good at your job of giving special hugs to pretty mare unicorns
  3. >most fluffy ponies don’t even have jobs. too bad for them.
  4. >BIG MAN chose you because you are healthy and smart. but you are not smarty friend.
  5. >you don’t like smarty friends. they’re mean and selfish.
  6. >you know violet’s belly has gotten big. she can barely move in her cage.
  7. >she can’t make poopies in her litter box that well. that makes BIG MAN upset but it’s not violet’s fault!
  8. >BIG MAN complains about cleaning up her poopies and says he will have to feed her less so she doesn’t get so fat
  9. >the White Sky Ball came. now it is starting to go away. you know it’s time for buzzy tool.
  10. >BIG MAN opens your cage and puts you on The Table. you don’t like The Table.
  11. >it smells like the water BIG MAN once put on your boo-boo when you got hurty from your cage door.
  12. >it’s also where BIG MAN hurts fluffy ponies
  13. >BIG MAN puts you on your back and holds your tummy with his big paw. BIG MAN’s paw is almost as big as your whole body
  14. >BIG MAN takes out buzzy tool. the noise makes you scared. you feel tears in your eyes
  15. >”Jesus christ, will you relax, Martini?”
  16. >you are shaking a little but BIG MAN’s paw holds you still. buzzy tool makes fluff disappear between your legs
  17. >your happy thing is exposed again and a little cold.
  18. >”You’ve got some poop caught in your fluff here, Martini.”
  19. >you barely manage to lift your head enough to see the buzzy tool taking away the fluffy on your belly
  20. >”wher fwuff go?”
  21. >”Trash bag, like usual.” sighs BIG MAN.
  22. >he stands you up on the table. your legs are wobbily.
  23. >”Took a little more than usual… exercise those legs while you can, bucko.”
  24. >”but my name nawt bucko my name mawtini.”
  25. >”Quiet, Martini.”
  26. >BIG MAN places you back in your cage. your legs now unhindered by excess fluff, you trot around the inside of your cage
  27. >
  28. >some time later
  29. >
  30. >you wake up and hear yelling. BIG MAN and new human are yelling at each other.
  31. >you see all the other fluffies watching. some of them are scared.
  32. >”It’s bullshit, Nathaniel! How fucking hard is it to go to the park or the woods and find fucking ferals?”
  33. >”I’m telling you, man… they’re moving away from this area. I used to get herds of two dozen or more. Now it’s a couple here, a couple there.”
  34. >”We need more breeders. Believe it or not people pay good money for our foals.”
  35. >”I know that.”
  36. >”They pay good money because we IQ test them. We get them smart and healthy. And then we can get foals that are strong and intelligent.”
  37. >”I get it! But I can’t give you what I don’t have.”
  38. >”Well find a new place to hunt them. How hard can it be? This is New Jersey. We got bears up north but otherwise there’s no natural predators.”
  39. >”The fuck are you talking about? There’s turkey vultures, hawks, dogs, even timber rattlesnakes.”
  40. >”Well Jesus, Nathaniel. It’s not like we’re in Ari-fucking-Zona and everything that moves will kill them.”
  41. >”True, but it’s also the most densely populated state which means more cars, more people taking them to adoption centers, more Chinese restaurants…”
  42. >”Wait, what?”
  43. >”Oh, come on… you don’t think that was really Hunan BEEF you were eating earlier, do you?”
  44. >”Just go find me some fluffies.”
  45. >”Fine, fine.”
  46. >new human goes away. BIG MAN leans back on The Table and glances around the room.
  47. >”Shit.”
  48. >”daddy! viowet need make poopies!”
  49. >*sigh* “For the last time, Violet, I’m not your… oh shit. You’re birthing!”
  50. >birth? you know that word - it means new fluffy babies!
  51. >some of the other mares start chattering at violet about her new babies.
  52. >”viowet hungwy”
  53. >”You can eat after you have the babies.”
  54. >”viowet wann eat naow.”
  55. >”SHUT UP, VIOLET!”
  56. >BIG MAN opens her cage and puts her on The Table, then moves violet onto a towel. he flips her on her back.
  57. >”Come on. Frank’ll be back with lunch soon.”
  58. >”viowet no wann have babehs! viowet wanna EAT!”
  59. >BIG MAN’s eye twitches. you know what’s coming if violet doesn’t behave.
  60. >REALLY bad fluffys make BIG MAN’s eye twitch. you shudder, remembering their screams.
  61. >”Violet, do NOT fuck with me today. You help push those foals out and you clean them and feed them.”
  62. >”no! viowet no wann babehs. viowet wanna EAT! EAT EAT EAT! viowet wann nummies NAOW!”
  63. >she actually manages to lean forward and bite BIG MAN’s hand. her bite is weak but BIG MAN is really mad now.
  64. >”You. Fucking. Cunt. You’re about to have a REALLY bad day.”
  65. >”viowet no! pwease no make bigman mad! pwease have babehs!”
  66. >”Quiet, Martini. Eat your food. This little girl just made a big mistake.”
  67. >”ohno! viowet pwease take cawe babehs!”
  68. >BIG MAN goes to sunset’s cage. she is a purple earth pony with a yellow and orange mane. she’s beautiful.
  69. >”Congratulations, Sunset. Time to ween your foals.”
  70. >BIG MAN roughly removes three foals from suckling on Sunset’s teats. they were born when the White Sky Ball came.
  71. >”no pwease dun take babehs! not weady fo fluffy food yet! need momma milkies!”
  72. >”Take it up with management, Sunset.”
  73. >BIG MAN wraps a blankie around the inside of a plastic crate and tosses the crying foals into it.
  74. >”monstah man take babehs from mommy! pwease go back to mommy!”
  75. >BIG MAN is getting angrier. he leans over the three scared foals.
  76. >”SHUT THE FUCK UP!”
  77. >amazingly, the foals stop their crying. they’re hugging each other for support.
  78. >BIG MAN throws the crate into an open cage.
  79. >”You stay quiet or you don’t get food and water later.”
  80. >the three foals huddle together in their crate, afraid to come out. they’re safer there for now
  81. >BIG MAN goes back to The Table. violet has managed to flip onto her belly and is trying to negotiate dropping to the floor
  82. >”The hell you will, girl.”
  83. >BIG MAN grabs violet by the back of her head and roughly flips her onto her back again
  84. >”you no huwty viowet!”
  85. >”You squeeze those goddam babies out now or I swear to god they will die inside that fat stomach of yours.”
  86. >”no wanna!”
  87. >violet puffs her cheeks and blows a raspberry at BIG MAN. you hide under your blankie. you don’t want to see what happens next
  88. >you hear a *smack* and violet starts crying. peeking out from under your blankie you see fresh blood flowing from her nose
  89. >”viowet pwease donn make bigman mad” you whisper
  90. >BIG MAN pours the smelly water on violet’s tummy
  91. >”Gotta disinfect you, bitch.”
  92. >”violet no like smewwy wawa!”
  93. >”Don’t care.”
  94. >BIG MAN takes cutty knife and slices it down violet’s belly. the cutty knife is small but the blade is really sharp
  95. >violet is now screaming in pain and crying for BIG MAN to stop
  96. >”I thought you were hungry, bitch. I’m just making room.”
  97. >BIG MAN plucks out four blind, wet foals. he lightly smacks violet across the face with each one.
  98. >”Gotta make them cry so they clear their throats. It’s science.” he growls.
  99. >BIG MAN lays his heavy tool box on top of violet’s crying, bleeding body.
  100. >”Now don’t go anywhere.”
  101. >”naooooow! huwties! huwties so bad! pwease no take babehs! viowet sowwy! pwease no more huwties!”
  102. >”You had your chance, shithead.”
  103. >BIG MAN plops the foals down next to sunset.
  104. >”Sunset, you clean them and feed them. Understand?”
  105. >sunset, already upset at having her foals taken before weening time, is crying from seeing violet getting carved up
  106. >her voice is barely above a whisper
  107. >”sunset take cawe of viowet babehs. pwease no huwty sunset.”
  108. >BIG MAN slams the door shut, scaring the newborns again. sunset silently licks them clean
  109. >her eyes never leave the bloody, twitching body of violet, barely visible under the tool box.
  110. >BIG MAN moves the tool box.
  111. >”daddy pwease viowet no wann huwtie no mowr! viowet sowwy she make daddy mad! pwease make huwty stop!”
  112. >”I told you,” BIG MAN says, taking a power drill from the tool box, “I ain’t your daddy.”
  113. >BIG MAN puts the power drill under violet’s chin. you hide under your blankie again
  114. >you hear the sound of the Drilly Tool. BIG MAN usually uses it to fix The Room.
  115. >you know exactly what he’s doing with it now.
  116. >violet’s cries are reduced to a gurgle, then silence
  117. >”What the fuck is this shit?”
  118. >”Fucking bitch didn’t want to take care of her newborns and she fucking bit me.”
  119. >”Jesus, man… couldn’t you just beat her ass with a newspaper?”
  120. >”we can’t be breeding bitches that are so uppity.”
  121. >”well I hope to shit Nathaniel finds some more ferals, because we’re starting to run out.
  122. >”Lemme see what I can do. I’ll bet I know a place we can find a bunch of them.”
  123. >”Fine. Clean this fucking mess up, though.”
  124. >BIG MAN scrapes violet’s carcass into the trash can
  125. >”Hey, Martini… you want to go for a walk and really exercise those legs?”
  126. >”Go… wawk? owside?”
  127. >”That’s right, buddy. We’re gonna go find some new friends for you.”
  128. >”new fwends? fo huggies and pway? an special hugs?”
  129. >”That’s right.”
  130. >you’ve already forgotten about violet. you get to go outside! the other fluffies will be so jealous!
  131. >”less go find new fwens!”
  132. >looks like it’s going to be a good day after all.
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