SnifftyNine (Wip)

>"You two ready?" Asked Liberty as she held her hand aloft
>"Ready!" Replied Lynn and Luke as they raised their 16oz bottles of pop
>"......GO!" Shouted Liberty , with a flourish of her hand
>The two started guzzling their sodas as quick as they possibly could, taking no time to catch their breath
>As they drank, Liberty sat and watched them with waning interest, just wanting this whole ordeal to finish
>"DONE!" shouted the brothers, as they slammed their bottles onto the table and stared at each other
>"So" started Luke "Who won?"
>"it was a tie" grumbled Liberty "again...."
>"Again?!" Shouted Lynn, Feeling rather frustrated  "I want a rematch!"
>"Yeah" Added Luke "I'll go grab some more soda and w-"
>"Oh no" Interrupted Liberty "I've been judging these stupid contests all week and I'm getting sick of it"
>"Aw come-on Libs" Begged Lynn "Just one more!"
>"Forget it." Replied Liberty sternly "I'm going out with Ronaldo."
>"But....who's gonna judge?" asked Luke
>"I dunno, Get Loni to do it." Replied Liberty as she slammed the door on her way out
>"Great..."Groaned Luke "Now what are we gonna do?"
> "Wanna do rock paper scissors?" suggested Lynn
>"Did it" Replied Luke
>"weights?"
>"Did it"
>"See who can stick the biggest thing up his nose?" Asked Lynn, Running out of ideas
>"That could work" replied Luke

>The two quickly ran to the kitchen drawers, trying to find the biggest thing they could
>"Hah, Beat this!" Shouted Lynn as he stuck the handle of a steak-knife into his nose
>Searching frantically, Luke found a rolling pin and stuck the handle into his nose
>"How do you like that?" He asked with a cocky look on his face
>"Oh yeah?" Asked Lynn, scanning the room for something bigger "How do you like this!"
>Grabbing a pear, Lynn pulled off the stem and shoved the small end into his nose as far as he could
>Not wanting to be outdone, Luke grabbed a banana and started to shove one of the ends up His nose
>"Uh luke" started Lynn
>"Yeah Lynn?"
>"We look like a pair of idiots....Don't we"
>"Yeah..."
>Taking the fresh fruit out of their noses, the two went back to sitting down on the couch
>"Now what?" Asked Luke, hoping Lynn would have another idea
>"I don't know man" Replied Lynn, Looking at the floor "I'm all out of challenges."
>The two sat there for what felt like an hour, Not sure of what to do with themselves
>"so...did that pear smell fresh?" Asked Luke, Trying to lighten the mood
>"Ha ha, very funny" Replied Lynn, a small smile growing on his face "You're one to make jokes banana nose"
>"hey, how were you able to stick that banana in so deep anyway?" Asked Lynn "Didn't that hurt?"
>"Nah dude" Replied Luke as he sat up on the couch "It feels really good, Kinda like scratching a deep itch"
>"Really?" asked Lynn "What other things have you stuck in there?"
>"Other things?" Mumbled Luke as he thought about it for a moment "some Coins, the joystick from my old Nintendo 64 controller, the head from one of my old G.I. Joe action figures"
>"Anything else?" Asked Lynn
>"I tried to stick my toes in once, but I couldn't reach" Replied Luke
"Your Toes?!" Yelled Lynn, Bursting into laughter
>"Yeah, my toes" replied Luke "It's not that funny."
>"I bet you like them sweaty, Don't ya?" asked Lynn, now hunched over from laughing too hard