Pharaoh plays a children's card game

I want to see a classic sort of pharaoh story
one that has him accidentally awaken her from her coffin

How about a pharaoh story with a pharaoh that goes around playing a childrens cardgame that uses her powers of luck to win?

>Pharaoh is a wise and noble ruler, bringing peace and prosperity to the kingdom
>only has one weakness, which is an obsession with the children's card game
>sneaks out of elaborate building-dedication ceremonies in her honor to buy booster packs
>forces all the court anubi to play with her and cries when she loses
>known for accidentally using card game analogies during high-level strategy meetings, those who aren't familiar with the game think she's spouting ancient wisdom but everyone in the know is dying inside
Just wait until the gremlins figure out hologram technology.

Cute. Does she also have an apophis rival who runs a dragon deck?

>sentries have spotted an Apophis approaching the kingdom
>court goes into full lockdown, trying to hide the Pharaoh and defend her as much as possible
>Apophis somehow manages to break through every single line of defense, and in the palace town's square publicly yells for the Pharaoh to face her one-on-one
>Pharaoh, against the advice of her Anubis vizir, mournfully but dutifully grabs her demon-silver kopesh and prepares to defend her kingdom and its people
>in the palace town-square, the two meet, and in the presence of the whole population the Pharaoh formally accepts the challenge
>Anubis laughs, and says they won't be fighting with swords, they'll be "dueling," and smugly holds up a rectangular object
>the court has a split second to register it as a card and feel dread in their stomachs before they're interrupted by a high-pitched squeal of joy from the Pharaoh
>Pharaoh has in the blink of an eye gripped the Apophis in a bear hug and lifted the dumbfounded snake off the ground (partially), Pharaoh so happy to have "somebody who understands!"
>entire populace, court nobles and you have to watch as these two total nerds yell at each other all night about cardgames
>long after everyone else has left in embarrassment, you still have to babysit these two dorks

What cute dorks. I wonder if they would be willing to play TTWG or even RPGs.

>RPGs
I bet they only play tabletop and never break roleplay

I can see it. Also just makes me want to tease them relentlessly afterwards.