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Rideshare (2018)

Jul 4th, 2019
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  3. Or just your side hustle?
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  7. Hmm, the silent type, eh?
  8.  
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  11. That's how I like my men anyway.
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  15. Wanna be my boyfriend?
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  19. Uh.
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  23. Ah.
  24. - Oopsy.
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  28. - Jeez.
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  32. Boy,
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  36. you look thirsty.
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  40. Here,
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  43. 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:04,993
  44. have some water.
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  47. 00:01:05,850 --> 00:01:06,800
  48. - I'm good, thanks.
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  51. 00:01:08,670 --> 00:01:09,783
  52. I insist.
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  55. 00:01:17,130 --> 00:01:20,140
  56. So what are your plans for the night?
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  60. Anything
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  64. special?
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  68. - Um, you know, just the uje.
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  72. How 'bout you?
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  76. A little bit of this,
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  80. and a little bit of that.
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  84. - Total.
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  88. This taste kinda funny.
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  92. It should.
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  96. I said it should, shouldn't it?
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  100. - Um,
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  104. no.
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  107. 00:02:24,710 --> 00:02:25,543
  108. Why?
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  112. It's an off-brand.
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  116. - Oh.
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  120. Oh, look at that.
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  124. Here we are.
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  128. Have a good night.
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  132. - Yeah,
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  136. you too.
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  140. - Uh, can you, please, un...
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  144. Help me, mm.
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  148. - You just have to push it.
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  152. Hard.
  153. - Okay.
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  157. Thanks.
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  161. Wait, Alissa?
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  165. You forgot something.
  166.  
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  169. - What is--
  170.  
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  173. I live in Hollywood.
  174.  
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  177. It's a shit hole.
  178.  
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  180. 00:04:10,170 --> 00:04:12,380
  181. People come here from all over the world
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  185. just to be disappointed.
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  188. 00:04:14,430 --> 00:04:17,920
  189. Dreamers move here to
  190. accomplish their dreams,
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  194. and end up accomplishing nothing.
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  198. The only honest thing about this place
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  202. is the dishonesty.
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  206. The boulevard of broken dreams.
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  210. People trying to deceive
  211. you at every corner.
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  215. Tourist traps out the yang.
  216.  
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  219. The only place where you can
  220. see all the super heroes.
  221.  
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  223. 00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:42,653
  224. Vader, Sponge Bob, all sucking
  225. off the teet of society.
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  229. They're the true winners.
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  233. They're they only so-called actors
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  237. that are actually working.
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  241. Schmucks give 'em five
  242. bucks a pop for a pic.
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  246. Good for them.
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  250. - Hi, there.
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  254. Jason, correct?
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  258. Yes.
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  262. Okay, this is our first time.
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  266. Well, at this anyway.
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  270. I'm kiddin' around.
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  274. I'm kiddin' around.
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  278. - I had a half a glass of
  279. vino before I got in your car.
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  283. - I had the other half.
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  287. We don't normally do that.
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  291. - No.
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  295. - It was good wine.
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  299. Really good.
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  303. From a box.
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  307. - Yeah.
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  311. So how do you like driving?
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  315. - Oh, my God, please tell us some stories.
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  319. What do you mean?
  320.  
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  323. - Any weirdos, you ever get any weirdos
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  327. in the car?
  328. - Yeah, yeah.
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  332. All the time.
  333.  
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  336. - Tell me, tell me, tell me, I wanna know.
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  340. Normally?
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  344. - Normally or weirdly.
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  348. - Well.
  349. - Tell us.
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  353. - When that happens,
  354.  
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  357. if they're
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  361. weird.
  362. - Ah.
  363.  
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  365. 00:07:03,410 --> 00:07:04,670
  366. - Or annoying.
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  369. 00:07:04,670 --> 00:07:05,503
  370. - Right.
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  374. I hate those people.
  375.  
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  377. 00:07:06,585 --> 00:07:07,538
  378. - I,
  379. - Oh, my God,
  380.  
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  382. 00:07:07,538 --> 00:07:09,086
  383. Tell us, tell us.
  384. - Tell us, tell us,
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  387. 00:07:09,086 --> 00:07:10,083
  388. tell us, you gotta tell us.
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  392. I kill them.
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  395. 00:07:20,487 --> 00:07:21,320
  396. - Oh,
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  400. you really had me.
  401. - Oh, my God.
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  405. - Oh, my gosh.
  406.  
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  409. - That freaked me out.
  410. - That was good.
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  414. I really thought you killed people.
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  418. Wow.
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  422. That was good.
  423. - That was good.
  424.  
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  427. Have you done any acting?
  428.  
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  430. 00:07:34,300 --> 00:07:35,460
  431. 'Cause you could be good.
  432.  
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  435. - Yeah.
  436. - Would you like
  437.  
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  439. 00:07:36,510 --> 00:07:38,180
  440. to hear a joke?
  441.  
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  443. 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:41,353
  444. Yes.
  445.  
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  447. 00:07:41,353 --> 00:07:43,090
  448. - He's 100% blind.
  449.  
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  451. 00:07:44,290 --> 00:07:45,393
  452. - Hmm.
  453. - I can't see a thing.
  454.  
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  457. No, but seriously, I'd
  458. love to hear a joke.
  459.  
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  461. 00:07:49,686 --> 00:07:51,510
  462. A man walks into a bar.
  463.  
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  465. 00:07:51,510 --> 00:07:52,840
  466. - Mm, been there.
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  469. 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:54,600
  470. He's like, wow,
  471.  
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  473. 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:58,810
  474. there's so many beautiful
  475. women in this bar.
  476.  
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  478. 00:07:58,810 --> 00:08:00,800
  479. So he goes up to the bar,
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  483. and there's a man sitting at the bar,
  484.  
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  487. and he says to the man,
  488.  
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  490. 00:08:06,220 --> 00:08:07,053
  491. hey, buddy,
  492.  
  493. 119
  494. 00:08:07,940 --> 00:08:11,503
  495. do you see all these beautiful
  496. women here at this bar?
  497.  
  498. 120
  499. 00:08:12,530 --> 00:08:14,280
  500. And the man says,
  501.  
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  504. yes,
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  508. and in fact,
  509.  
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  511. 00:08:17,420 --> 00:08:19,270
  512. I can have sex
  513.  
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  515. 00:08:19,270 --> 00:08:21,633
  516. with any women in this bar.
  517.  
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  519. 00:08:23,700 --> 00:08:26,650
  520. Now the man looks at him weird and says,
  521.  
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  523. 00:08:26,650 --> 00:08:27,863
  524. hold on a minute,
  525.  
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  527. 00:08:29,170 --> 00:08:31,160
  528. what makes you think you can have sex
  529.  
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  531. 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:33,603
  532. with any women in this bar?
  533.  
  534. 129
  535. 00:08:34,722 --> 00:08:38,023
  536. And the man takes a drink
  537. and looks at him and says,
  538.  
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  540. 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:41,293
  541. because I'm a rapist.
  542.  
  543. 131
  544. 00:08:48,633 --> 00:08:49,608
  545. - Mm-hmm.
  546.  
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  549. Yeah.
  550.  
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  553. You know what I could see you doing?
  554.  
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  556. 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:58,030
  557. Hosting one of those murder mystery shows,
  558.  
  559. 135
  560. 00:08:58,030 --> 00:08:59,170
  561. where you give that deadpan
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  565. the whole time.
  566. - Yeah.
  567.  
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  569. 00:09:00,460 --> 00:09:02,210
  570. - Oh, I, I could totally
  571.  
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  574. do something like that.
  575.  
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  577. 00:09:03,650 --> 00:09:04,483
  578. - Absolutely.
  579. - Yeah.
  580.  
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  583. - Yeah.
  584. - Yeah.
  585.  
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  587. 00:09:05,316 --> 00:09:06,358
  588. - I mean, my husband here
  589.  
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  591. 00:09:06,358 --> 00:09:07,470
  592. can point you in the right direction
  593.  
  594. 143
  595. 00:09:07,470 --> 00:09:09,950
  596. 'cause he does improv every Saturday night
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  600. at the Yuks Yard.
  601.  
  602. 145
  603. 00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:13,100
  604. - Guilty, guilty.
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  608. The Yuks Yard?
  609.  
  610. 147
  611. 00:09:15,090 --> 00:09:17,260
  612. Sounds like a real hootenanny.
  613.  
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  615. 00:09:17,260 --> 00:09:18,750
  616. - It really is.
  617. - It is.
  618.  
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  621. - You know, we have a whole troop.
  622.  
  623. 150
  624. 00:09:19,870 --> 00:09:22,030
  625. - Yeah.
  626. - Um, for instance,
  627.  
  628. 151
  629. 00:09:22,030 --> 00:09:25,930
  630. this one time we had about
  631. 14 of us in the group.
  632.  
  633. 152
  634. 00:09:25,930 --> 00:09:28,220
  635. - Oh, my God, so funny.
  636. - And we started doing
  637.  
  638. 153
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  640. Yuk you.
  641.  
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  643. 00:09:29,239 --> 00:09:30,441
  644. Oh.
  645.  
  646. 155
  647. 00:09:30,441 --> 00:09:31,390
  648. - Oh.
  649.  
  650. 156
  651. 00:09:31,390 --> 00:09:33,470
  652. Would you look at that?
  653.  
  654. 157
  655. 00:09:33,470 --> 00:09:34,340
  656. We're here.
  657.  
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  659. 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:36,470
  660. - Wow, yeah, that was fast.
  661.  
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  663. 00:09:36,470 --> 00:09:37,580
  664. Thank you.
  665. - Mm.
  666.  
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  669. - You should totally come tomorrow night.
  670.  
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  673. - It's totally free.
  674.  
  675. 162
  676. 00:09:40,220 --> 00:09:41,760
  677. - Yeah, it's just a two drink minimum.
  678.  
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  680. 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:43,780
  681. - Mm-hmm, and parking is $20 dollars,
  682.  
  683. 164
  684. 00:09:43,780 --> 00:09:46,230
  685. but it's from from 9 to ten,
  686.  
  687. 165
  688. 00:09:46,230 --> 00:09:47,930
  689. so if you move your car then you're fine,
  690.  
  691. 166
  692. 00:09:47,930 --> 00:09:49,170
  693. but hang onto your ticket if you park
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  695. 167
  696. 00:09:49,170 --> 00:09:50,140
  697. in the lot across the street
  698.  
  699. 168
  700. 00:09:50,140 --> 00:09:53,020
  701. because if you lose it's a
  702. $100 dollars which is crazy.
  703.  
  704. 169
  705. 00:09:53,020 --> 00:09:55,240
  706. And I made that mistake twice, so.
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  710. Yeah, it's $220
  711. to get it out of impound.
  712.  
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  715. - Yeah.
  716. - Which they
  717.  
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  720. will do to you.
  721.  
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  723. 00:09:59,056 --> 00:10:00,190
  724. - Yeah.
  725. - Sounds
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  728. 00:10:00,190 --> 00:10:01,670
  729. like a plan.
  730.  
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  733. - Good, okay.
  734. - Great.
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  738. - Alright, we'll see you tomorrow.
  739.  
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  742. - Yuks Yard, 8 o'clock.
  743. - Yes, see you tomorrow.
  744.  
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  747. - See you tomorrow, thank you.
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  751. - See you tomorrow.
  752. - See you tomorrow.
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  756. Bye, Jason.
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  758. 181
  759. 00:10:10,690 --> 00:10:13,200
  760. - See you tomorrow.
  761. - Bye.
  762.  
  763. 182
  764. 00:10:18,590 --> 00:10:20,853
  765. I'd rather set myself on fire.
  766.  
  767. 183
  768. 00:10:28,870 --> 00:10:30,858
  769. - Headed on over to my lady's pad.
  770.  
  771. 184
  772. 00:10:30,858 --> 00:10:32,280
  773. - Mm.
  774. - Well,
  775.  
  776. 185
  777. 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:33,714
  778. gonna Netflix and chill.
  779.  
  780. 186
  781. 00:10:33,714 --> 00:10:35,580
  782. If you know what I mean?
  783.  
  784. 187
  785. 00:10:35,580 --> 00:10:37,890
  786. Oh, I know exactly
  787.  
  788. 188
  789. 00:10:38,730 --> 00:10:39,990
  790. what you mean.
  791.  
  792. 189
  793. 00:10:39,990 --> 00:10:41,683
  794. - Good, good.
  795.  
  796. 190
  797. 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,320
  798. I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
  799.  
  800. 191
  801. 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:46,430
  802. We'll, ah, you know, we'll
  803. probably just hang out,
  804.  
  805. 192
  806. 00:10:46,430 --> 00:10:48,890
  807. cook some dinner, maybe
  808. catch a flick, you know?
  809.  
  810. 193
  811. 00:10:48,890 --> 00:10:51,440
  812. Sounds like a blast.
  813.  
  814. 194
  815. 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:52,878
  816. You gotta please the ladies.
  817.  
  818. 195
  819. 00:10:52,878 --> 00:10:54,040
  820. Am I right?
  821.  
  822. 196
  823. 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:55,690
  824. Yes, indeed.
  825.  
  826. 197
  827. 00:10:55,690 --> 00:10:56,730
  828. Yes, indeed.
  829.  
  830. 198
  831. 00:10:56,730 --> 00:10:57,810
  832. Exceedingly
  833.  
  834. 199
  835. 00:10:57,810 --> 00:10:58,643
  836. so.
  837.  
  838. 200
  839. 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:01,113
  840. She doesn't deserve it.
  841.  
  842. 201
  843. 00:11:05,210 --> 00:11:06,710
  844. What?
  845.  
  846. 202
  847. 00:11:06,710 --> 00:11:08,653
  848. - You said, she doesn't deserve it.
  849.  
  850. 203
  851. 00:11:09,980 --> 00:11:13,460
  852. Oh, I'm not
  853. talking about anybody.
  854.  
  855. 204
  856. 00:11:13,460 --> 00:11:14,293
  857. Am I?
  858.  
  859. 205
  860. 00:11:15,432 --> 00:11:16,265
  861. - Hmm.
  862.  
  863. 206
  864. 00:11:20,660 --> 00:11:21,963
  865. So, ah,
  866.  
  867. 207
  868. 00:11:23,330 --> 00:11:25,872
  869. you married, Mr.,
  870.  
  871. 208
  872. 00:11:25,872 --> 00:11:27,400
  873. Mr.,
  874.  
  875. 209
  876. 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:29,320
  877. Mr. Jason?
  878.  
  879. 210
  880. 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:30,700
  881. No.
  882.  
  883. 211
  884. 00:11:30,700 --> 00:11:31,533
  885. Single.
  886.  
  887. 212
  888. 00:11:31,533 --> 00:11:33,203
  889. - Hah, that's the way it should be.
  890.  
  891. 213
  892. 00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:35,800
  893. Any kids?
  894.  
  895. 214
  896. 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:38,070
  897. I just said I was single, moron.
  898.  
  899. 215
  900. 00:11:38,070 --> 00:11:39,520
  901. - Oh, okay.
  902.  
  903. 216
  904. 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:40,460
  905. I mean--
  906.  
  907. 217
  908. 00:11:40,460 --> 00:11:41,710
  909. You mean, what?
  910.  
  911. 218
  912. 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:45,160
  913. - You can still have kids and be single.
  914.  
  915. 219
  916. 00:11:47,230 --> 00:11:49,223
  917. I have two boys.
  918.  
  919. 220
  920. 00:11:50,130 --> 00:11:51,680
  921. Two
  922.  
  923. 221
  924. 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:53,173
  925. little boys.
  926.  
  927. 222
  928. 00:11:54,911 --> 00:11:55,970
  929. - Cool.
  930.  
  931. 223
  932. 00:11:55,970 --> 00:11:57,193
  933. Cool beans.
  934.  
  935. 224
  936. 00:11:58,260 --> 00:11:59,763
  937. How 'bout you?
  938.  
  939. 225
  940. 00:11:59,763 --> 00:12:00,863
  941. - Uh, nah.
  942.  
  943. 226
  944. 00:12:00,863 --> 00:12:02,213
  945. Nah, just a girlfriend.
  946.  
  947. 227
  948. 00:12:03,125 --> 00:12:05,180
  949. Well, good for you.
  950.  
  951. 228
  952. 00:12:05,180 --> 00:12:07,180
  953. - Yeah, uh-huh, or at least
  954.  
  955. 229
  956. 00:12:07,180 --> 00:12:09,780
  957. she thinks she's my
  958. girlfriend.
  959.  
  960. 230
  961. 00:12:09,780 --> 00:12:10,970
  962. Go on.
  963.  
  964. 231
  965. 00:12:10,970 --> 00:12:13,770
  966. - I mean, don't get me wrong.
  967.  
  968. 232
  969. 00:12:13,770 --> 00:12:14,873
  970. I'm a monogamous guy.
  971.  
  972. 233
  973. 00:12:16,060 --> 00:12:17,390
  974. But?
  975.  
  976. 234
  977. 00:12:17,390 --> 00:12:19,320
  978. - A red-blooded, American male.
  979.  
  980. 235
  981. 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:20,820
  982. Meaning?
  983.  
  984. 236
  985. 00:12:20,820 --> 00:12:24,790
  986. - I mean, guys, you know,
  987. we're not monogamous.
  988.  
  989. 237
  990. 00:12:24,790 --> 00:12:25,623
  991. By our nature.
  992.  
  993. 238
  994. 00:12:26,750 --> 00:12:27,759
  995. Hmm.
  996.  
  997. 239
  998. 00:12:27,759 --> 00:12:28,693
  999. If you say so.
  1000.  
  1001. 240
  1002. 00:12:30,290 --> 00:12:31,773
  1003. - Oh, yeah, right here.
  1004.  
  1005. 241
  1006. 00:12:33,936 --> 00:12:34,986
  1007. Right here's perfect.
  1008.  
  1009. 242
  1010. 00:12:35,950 --> 00:12:37,580
  1011. Hey, have a good night, man.
  1012.  
  1013. 243
  1014. 00:12:37,580 --> 00:12:38,570
  1015. You too.
  1016.  
  1017. 244
  1018. 00:12:38,570 --> 00:12:41,720
  1019. Have fun with your girlfriend
  1020. or whatever she is.
  1021.  
  1022. 245
  1023. 00:12:44,830 --> 00:12:46,292
  1024. If you say so.
  1025.  
  1026. 246
  1027. 00:12:46,292 --> 00:12:47,900
  1028. No, I'm kidding, man.
  1029.  
  1030. 247
  1031. 00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:49,330
  1032. I'm kidding, have a good one.
  1033.  
  1034. 248
  1035. 00:12:49,330 --> 00:12:52,012
  1036. You have to, ah, push one it.
  1037.  
  1038. 249
  1039. 00:12:52,012 --> 00:12:52,845
  1040. Hard.
  1041.  
  1042. 250
  1043. 00:12:54,061 --> 00:12:55,720
  1044. - Got it.
  1045.  
  1046. 251
  1047. 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:58,949
  1048. Hey, ah, if you're not busy later,
  1049.  
  1050. 252
  1051. 00:12:58,949 --> 00:12:59,782
  1052. can you
  1053.  
  1054. 253
  1055. 00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:02,246
  1056. pick me up
  1057.  
  1058. 254
  1059. 00:13:02,246 --> 00:13:03,313
  1060. at this address?
  1061.  
  1062. 255
  1063. 00:13:05,260 --> 00:13:06,713
  1064. Say at like 10?
  1065.  
  1066. 256
  1067. 00:13:08,150 --> 00:13:08,983
  1068. Can you do that?
  1069.  
  1070. 257
  1071. 00:13:13,230 --> 00:13:14,740
  1072. Um, I don't know.
  1073.  
  1074. 258
  1075. 00:13:16,350 --> 00:13:17,430
  1076. I'm not sure.
  1077. - Uh.
  1078.  
  1079. 259
  1080. 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:18,930
  1081. I'll make it worth your while.
  1082.  
  1083. 260
  1084. 00:13:21,270 --> 00:13:22,530
  1085. Okay.
  1086.  
  1087. 261
  1088. 00:13:22,530 --> 00:13:24,030
  1089. - Alright, I'll see you there.
  1090.  
  1091. 262
  1092. 00:13:37,630 --> 00:13:39,670
  1093. Oh, my God, hi, are you Jason?
  1094.  
  1095. 263
  1096. 00:13:39,670 --> 00:13:41,130
  1097. Yes, get in.
  1098.  
  1099. 264
  1100. 00:13:41,130 --> 00:13:42,510
  1101. - Oh, hi, Jason.
  1102.  
  1103. 265
  1104. 00:13:42,510 --> 00:13:44,550
  1105. Wow, that is so funny.
  1106.  
  1107. 266
  1108. 00:13:44,550 --> 00:13:46,730
  1109. I have a cousin named Jason.
  1110.  
  1111. 267
  1112. 00:13:46,730 --> 00:13:47,840
  1113. He doesn't look like you, though.
  1114.  
  1115. 268
  1116. 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:49,833
  1117. Oh, small world.
  1118.  
  1119. 269
  1120. 00:13:50,729 --> 00:13:51,900
  1121. - Hey, buckle up.
  1122.  
  1123. 270
  1124. 00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:54,580
  1125. - I'm okay, he looks like a safe driver.
  1126.  
  1127. 271
  1128. 00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:56,670
  1129. - Fine, have it your way.
  1130.  
  1131. 272
  1132. 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,730
  1133. Last time I saw my cousin, Jason,
  1134.  
  1135. 273
  1136. 00:14:00,730 --> 00:14:03,320
  1137. we were in Fiji, weren't we, honey?
  1138.  
  1139. 274
  1140. 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:04,600
  1141. - Uh-huh.
  1142. - So we
  1143.  
  1144. 275
  1145. 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:07,050
  1146. went to Fiji and, oh, my goodness.
  1147.  
  1148. 276
  1149. 00:14:07,050 --> 00:14:10,220
  1150. The water and everything,
  1151. it was so gorgeous.
  1152.  
  1153. 277
  1154. 00:14:10,220 --> 00:14:11,920
  1155. We went on this excursion,
  1156.  
  1157. 278
  1158. 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:14,240
  1159. and our tour guide was
  1160. this cute little Asian man.
  1161.  
  1162. 279
  1163. 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:16,280
  1164. He had a little rice picker hat.
  1165.  
  1166. 280
  1167. 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:17,862
  1168. It was just adorable.
  1169.  
  1170. 281
  1171. 00:14:17,862 --> 00:14:19,020
  1172. I could car less where
  1173.  
  1174. 282
  1175. 00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:22,340
  1176. you went with your cousin, Jason, bitch.
  1177.  
  1178. 283
  1179. 00:14:22,340 --> 00:14:23,780
  1180. Wow,
  1181.  
  1182. 284
  1183. 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,707
  1184. congratulations.
  1185.  
  1186. 285
  1187. 00:14:25,707 --> 00:14:27,720
  1188. Him and a few million other American men
  1189.  
  1190. 286
  1191. 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:29,780
  1192. are all named Jason.
  1193.  
  1194. 287
  1195. 00:14:29,780 --> 00:14:32,910
  1196. How can this dude put up
  1197. with this mindless broad?
  1198.  
  1199. 288
  1200. 00:14:32,910 --> 00:14:34,760
  1201. Look at him on his phone.
  1202.  
  1203. 289
  1204. 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,460
  1205. He's probably on a dating app trying
  1206.  
  1207. 290
  1208. 00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:39,940
  1209. to find other women to fool
  1210. around with in his spare time.
  1211.  
  1212. 291
  1213. 00:14:39,940 --> 00:14:41,543
  1214. If he has any spare time.
  1215.  
  1216. 292
  1217. 00:14:42,430 --> 00:14:43,750
  1218. What a moron.
  1219.  
  1220. 293
  1221. 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:46,460
  1222. - And my mother inherited
  1223. my grandmother's ring,
  1224.  
  1225. 294
  1226. 00:14:46,460 --> 00:14:47,680
  1227. and I'll tell you what,
  1228.  
  1229. 295
  1230. 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:50,300
  1231. it was not a small ring, it is huge,
  1232.  
  1233. 296
  1234. 00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:52,010
  1235. and she was gonna give
  1236. it to me for my wedding,
  1237.  
  1238. 297
  1239. 00:14:52,010 --> 00:14:54,500
  1240. but I told her, no, it's better
  1241. off if my sister takes it.
  1242.  
  1243. 298
  1244. 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:55,770
  1245. So my sister has it.
  1246.  
  1247. 299
  1248. 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,350
  1249. What a great idea.
  1250.  
  1251. 300
  1252. 00:14:57,350 --> 00:15:00,040
  1253. Two meaningless zoo
  1254. animals getting together
  1255.  
  1256. 301
  1257. 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:02,610
  1258. to live a fantasy dream.
  1259.  
  1260. 302
  1261. 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:03,460
  1262. What a nightmare.
  1263.  
  1264. 303
  1265. 00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:07,890
  1266. How can this idiot handle being with her?
  1267.  
  1268. 304
  1269. 00:15:07,890 --> 00:15:09,500
  1270. She's babbling.
  1271.  
  1272. 305
  1273. 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:10,610
  1274. - And a lotta people say that
  1275.  
  1276. 306
  1277. 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:13,010
  1278. was a really humble
  1279. thing to do on my part,
  1280.  
  1281. 307
  1282. 00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:15,403
  1283. but that's just who I am as a person.
  1284.  
  1285. 308
  1286. 00:15:15,403 --> 00:15:16,530
  1287. I bet even if
  1288.  
  1289. 309
  1290. 00:15:16,530 --> 00:15:18,330
  1291. I don't say another word,
  1292.  
  1293. 310
  1294. 00:15:18,330 --> 00:15:19,230
  1295. she'll continue on
  1296.  
  1297. 311
  1298. 00:15:20,152 --> 00:15:20,985
  1299. and on
  1300.  
  1301. 312
  1302. 00:15:21,940 --> 00:15:22,773
  1303. and on.
  1304.  
  1305. 313
  1306. 00:15:22,773 --> 00:15:24,150
  1307. - I love giving to charities
  1308.  
  1309. 314
  1310. 00:15:24,150 --> 00:15:26,720
  1311. and animal rights, that's like my passion.
  1312.  
  1313. 315
  1314. 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:29,970
  1315. I think it's just so disgusting
  1316. what they do to those geese.
  1317.  
  1318. 316
  1319. 00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:31,870
  1320. You know, to get their,
  1321. what do you call it?
  1322.  
  1323. 317
  1324. 00:15:31,870 --> 00:15:33,380
  1325. The, the down feathers?
  1326.  
  1327. 318
  1328. 00:15:33,380 --> 00:15:34,690
  1329. Ooh, that's disgusting.
  1330.  
  1331. 319
  1332. 00:15:34,690 --> 00:15:36,360
  1333. Isn't it disgusting, babe?
  1334.  
  1335. 320
  1336. 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:37,500
  1337. - Yeah,
  1338.  
  1339. 321
  1340. 00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:38,360
  1341. right.
  1342.  
  1343. 322
  1344. 00:15:40,510 --> 00:15:41,490
  1345. I'm listening, babe.
  1346.  
  1347. 323
  1348. 00:15:41,490 --> 00:15:42,622
  1349. It's disgusting.
  1350.  
  1351. 324
  1352. 00:15:42,622 --> 00:15:44,305
  1353. - You're shittin' right, it's disgusting.
  1354.  
  1355. 325
  1356. 00:15:44,305 --> 00:15:45,505
  1357. Ooh.
  1358.  
  1359. 326
  1360. 00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,440
  1361. Wait a minute.
  1362.  
  1363. 327
  1364. 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:49,900
  1365. Where are we?
  1366.  
  1367. 328
  1368. 00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:51,640
  1369. - I had to stop for a moment.
  1370.  
  1371. 329
  1372. 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,610
  1373. Can you believe this, honey?
  1374.  
  1375. 330
  1376. 00:15:57,410 --> 00:15:59,320
  1377. - My apologies.
  1378.  
  1379. 331
  1380. 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:01,370
  1381. I have to get something out of the trunk.
  1382.  
  1383. 332
  1384. 00:16:02,340 --> 00:16:03,803
  1385. Thank you for being patient.
  1386.  
  1387. 333
  1388. 00:16:04,820 --> 00:16:08,963
  1389. You both seem like two
  1390. very patient individuals.
  1391.  
  1392. 334
  1393. 00:16:10,090 --> 00:16:11,763
  1394. Especially you, Susie.
  1395.  
  1396. 335
  1397. 00:16:13,290 --> 00:16:14,123
  1398. - Go.
  1399.  
  1400. 336
  1401. 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:17,543
  1402. It's totally cool.
  1403.  
  1404. 337
  1405. 00:16:18,650 --> 00:16:19,970
  1406. I'm very patient.
  1407.  
  1408. 338
  1409. 00:16:19,970 --> 00:16:21,380
  1410. I am patient.
  1411.  
  1412. 339
  1413. 00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:23,080
  1414. It's part of who I am as a person.
  1415.  
  1416. 340
  1417. 00:16:32,210 --> 00:16:33,043
  1418. - Here,
  1419.  
  1420. 341
  1421. 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:35,630
  1422. you both look very thirsty.
  1423.  
  1424. 342
  1425. 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:38,200
  1426. Would you like some
  1427.  
  1428. 343
  1429. 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,033
  1430. water?
  1431.  
  1432. 344
  1433. 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,860
  1434. - Oh, thank you.
  1435.  
  1436. 345
  1437. 00:16:41,860 --> 00:16:42,910
  1438. How cute.
  1439.  
  1440. 346
  1441. 00:16:42,910 --> 00:16:45,140
  1442. Teeny tiny little water bottle.
  1443.  
  1444. 347
  1445. 00:16:45,140 --> 00:16:46,960
  1446. This kinda reminds me of something, babe.
  1447.  
  1448. 348
  1449. 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:48,710
  1450. Doesn't it remind you of something?
  1451.  
  1452. 349
  1453. 00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:51,520
  1454. - Ha-ha, very funny.
  1455.  
  1456. 350
  1457. 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:52,590
  1458. - That is funny.
  1459.  
  1460. 351
  1461. 00:16:52,590 --> 00:16:54,030
  1462. I'm so funny.
  1463.  
  1464. 352
  1465. 00:16:54,030 --> 00:16:56,360
  1466. Yeah, I said
  1467. it, said it was funny.
  1468.  
  1469. 353
  1470. 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,410
  1471. - You know, I could write a comedy sitcom
  1472.  
  1473. 354
  1474. 00:16:58,410 --> 00:17:00,400
  1475. and sell it to a network.
  1476.  
  1477. 355
  1478. 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,430
  1479. I should take one of those improv classes.
  1480.  
  1481. 356
  1482. 00:17:02,430 --> 00:17:04,800
  1483. Uh, I could do standup.
  1484.  
  1485. 357
  1486. 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,380
  1487. I bet I would be so good at standup.
  1488.  
  1489. 358
  1490. 00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:08,049
  1491. Wouldn't I be good?
  1492.  
  1493. 359
  1494. 00:17:08,049 --> 00:17:09,860
  1495. Ah, yeah.
  1496.  
  1497. 360
  1498. 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,630
  1499. - Oh, no, you'd, you'd be good.
  1500.  
  1501. 361
  1502. 00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:15,140
  1503. - That's right.
  1504.  
  1505. 362
  1506. 00:17:15,140 --> 00:17:17,520
  1507. I'm way funnier then that one fat bitch
  1508.  
  1509. 363
  1510. 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:18,715
  1511. from the Comedy Channel.
  1512.  
  1513. 364
  1514. 00:17:24,078 --> 00:17:24,984
  1515. Mm, mm, mm.
  1516.  
  1517. 365
  1518. 00:17:24,984 --> 00:17:25,817
  1519. Mm-mm.
  1520.  
  1521. 366
  1522. 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:28,707
  1523. Not one sip for you, young man.
  1524.  
  1525. 367
  1526. 00:17:28,707 --> 00:17:31,330
  1527. You take one sip you'll have
  1528. to pee pee time in two minutes.
  1529.  
  1530. 368
  1531. 00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:34,063
  1532. - So, we don't have any ti...
  1533.  
  1534. 369
  1535. 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,026
  1536. Ow.
  1537.  
  1538. 370
  1539. 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:39,490
  1540. Ow, what the hell?
  1541.  
  1542. 371
  1543. 00:17:39,490 --> 00:17:40,460
  1544. My stomach hurts.
  1545.  
  1546. 372
  1547. 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,140
  1548. Are you okay?
  1549.  
  1550. 373
  1551. 00:17:42,140 --> 00:17:44,003
  1552. No, my stomach really hurts.
  1553.  
  1554. 374
  1555. 00:17:46,770 --> 00:17:47,730
  1556. - Thank you so much,
  1557. - Ow.
  1558.  
  1559. 375
  1560. 00:17:47,730 --> 00:17:48,680
  1561. For being patient.
  1562.  
  1563. 376
  1564. 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,409
  1565. - Yeah, no problem.
  1566.  
  1567. 377
  1568. 00:17:50,409 --> 00:17:51,753
  1569. - Ow, ow, ow,
  1570.  
  1571. 378
  1572. 00:17:51,753 --> 00:17:53,940
  1573. ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
  1574.  
  1575. 379
  1576. 00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:54,773
  1577. Are you okay?
  1578.  
  1579. 380
  1580. 00:17:55,670 --> 00:17:57,930
  1581. - Yeah, it's just my--
  1582.  
  1583. 381
  1584. 00:17:57,930 --> 00:17:58,763
  1585. - Don't worry.
  1586.  
  1587. 382
  1588. 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:02,495
  1589. You'll be home soon.
  1590.  
  1591. 383
  1592. 00:18:02,495 --> 00:18:03,745
  1593. - Ow, ow.
  1594. - Shh.
  1595.  
  1596. 384
  1597. 00:18:05,850 --> 00:18:07,654
  1598. Be quiet, we'll be home soon.
  1599.  
  1600. 385
  1601. 00:18:10,095 --> 00:18:11,246
  1602. - Shh.
  1603. - My stomach hurts.
  1604.  
  1605. 386
  1606. 00:18:11,246 --> 00:18:12,500
  1607. It's probably the shellfish.
  1608.  
  1609. 387
  1610. 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:13,870
  1611. It's not the shellfish.
  1612.  
  1613. 388
  1614. 00:18:13,870 --> 00:18:15,410
  1615. - You had shellfish,
  1616.  
  1617. 389
  1618. 00:18:15,410 --> 00:18:16,650
  1619. your stomach doesn't hurt.
  1620.  
  1621. 390
  1622. 00:18:16,650 --> 00:18:18,757
  1623. - That's cause I'm not shellfish like you.
  1624.  
  1625. 391
  1626. 00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:21,410
  1627. - Not funny.
  1628.  
  1629. 392
  1630. 00:18:21,410 --> 00:18:22,790
  1631. I'm sorry.
  1632.  
  1633. 393
  1634. 00:18:22,790 --> 00:18:23,890
  1635. - Ow.
  1636.  
  1637. 394
  1638. 00:18:23,890 --> 00:18:24,810
  1639. The water.
  1640.  
  1641. 395
  1642. 00:18:24,810 --> 00:18:25,810
  1643. I just took a sip of water.
  1644.  
  1645. 396
  1646. 00:18:25,810 --> 00:18:26,665
  1647. It's the water.
  1648.  
  1649. 397
  1650. 00:18:26,665 --> 00:18:28,450
  1651. - Susie,
  1652.  
  1653. 398
  1654. 00:18:28,450 --> 00:18:30,610
  1655. water doesn't make your stomach hurt.
  1656.  
  1657. 399
  1658. 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,170
  1659. - Yes, it does.
  1660.  
  1661. 400
  1662. 00:18:32,170 --> 00:18:34,223
  1663. - That doesn't make any sense, here look.
  1664.  
  1665. 401
  1666. 00:18:37,130 --> 00:18:38,630
  1667. No, no, don't do it.
  1668.  
  1669. 402
  1670. 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:40,493
  1671. No.
  1672.  
  1673. 403
  1674. 00:18:41,456 --> 00:18:44,513
  1675. No.
  1676.  
  1677. 404
  1678. 00:18:44,513 --> 00:18:45,660
  1679. Ow.
  1680.  
  1681. 405
  1682. 00:18:45,660 --> 00:18:47,700
  1683. It's fine, we're fine.
  1684.  
  1685. 406
  1686. 00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:48,633
  1687. - Ow, ow, ow.
  1688.  
  1689. 407
  1690. 00:18:49,470 --> 00:18:51,227
  1691. I think he drugged the water.
  1692.  
  1693. 408
  1694. 00:18:53,190 --> 00:18:54,283
  1695. - You're ridiculous.
  1696.  
  1697. 409
  1698. 00:18:55,610 --> 00:18:58,445
  1699. I just took a big gulp and I feel fine.
  1700.  
  1701. 410
  1702. 00:18:58,445 --> 00:18:59,540
  1703. Hey, driver?
  1704.  
  1705. 411
  1706. 00:18:59,540 --> 00:19:02,054
  1707. You didn't drug the water, did you?
  1708.  
  1709. 412
  1710. 00:19:02,054 --> 00:19:03,560
  1711. Me?
  1712.  
  1713. 413
  1714. 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,040
  1715. - No, the other driver that's
  1716. driving us around right now.
  1717.  
  1718. 414
  1719. 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:09,140
  1720. Huh, you are so smart.
  1721.  
  1722. 415
  1723. 00:19:09,140 --> 00:19:10,930
  1724. Did you or didn't you?
  1725.  
  1726. 416
  1727. 00:19:10,930 --> 00:19:12,570
  1728. I would do nothing of the sort.
  1729.  
  1730. 417
  1731. 00:19:12,570 --> 00:19:15,210
  1732. - See honey, he would
  1733. do nothing of the sort.
  1734.  
  1735. 418
  1736. 00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:17,533
  1737. - Ow.
  1738.  
  1739. 419
  1740. 00:19:19,020 --> 00:19:20,580
  1741. My stomach.
  1742.  
  1743. 420
  1744. 00:19:20,580 --> 00:19:21,413
  1745. See?
  1746.  
  1747. 421
  1748. 00:19:22,740 --> 00:19:24,780
  1749. - Ah, it's gotta be the shellfish.
  1750.  
  1751. 422
  1752. 00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:26,220
  1753. - It's not, you're an idiot.
  1754.  
  1755. 423
  1756. 00:19:26,220 --> 00:19:28,013
  1757. Oh, my God, it's the water.
  1758.  
  1759. 424
  1760. 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,923
  1761. - It's finally digesting.
  1762.  
  1763. 425
  1764. 00:19:31,950 --> 00:19:32,783
  1765. - That's it.
  1766.  
  1767. 426
  1768. 00:19:32,783 --> 00:19:34,160
  1769. I am calling the cops.
  1770.  
  1771. 427
  1772. 00:19:36,650 --> 00:19:38,790
  1773. Yes, I'd like to report an emergency.
  1774.  
  1775. 428
  1776. 00:19:38,790 --> 00:19:41,900
  1777. My boyfriend and I have been
  1778. drugged by our Hitch driver.
  1779.  
  1780. 429
  1781. 00:19:41,900 --> 00:19:43,670
  1782. I haven't done anything.
  1783.  
  1784. 430
  1785. 00:19:43,670 --> 00:19:45,070
  1786. - Susie.
  1787. - Yes, we live,
  1788.  
  1789. 431
  1790. 00:19:45,070 --> 00:19:46,100
  1791. uh, yes.
  1792.  
  1793. 432
  1794. 00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:47,320
  1795. Um.
  1796. - Susie, you're
  1797.  
  1798. 433
  1799. 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,283
  1800. overreacting.
  1801. - Ooh.
  1802.  
  1803. 434
  1804. 00:19:49,283 --> 00:19:50,116
  1805. Give me your phone.
  1806.  
  1807. 435
  1808. 00:19:50,116 --> 00:19:51,410
  1809. - No, I'm not giving you my phone.
  1810.  
  1811. 436
  1812. 00:19:51,410 --> 00:19:53,310
  1813. Get outta here.
  1814. - Quit being shellfish.
  1815.  
  1816. 437
  1817. 00:19:53,310 --> 00:19:55,070
  1818. - It's not funny dude.
  1819.  
  1820. 438
  1821. 00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,240
  1822. - Yes, yes, yes.
  1823.  
  1824. 439
  1825. 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:57,440
  1826. Um,
  1827.  
  1828. 440
  1829. 00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:58,273
  1830. yes, he's drugged us.
  1831.  
  1832. 441
  1833. 00:19:58,273 --> 00:19:59,386
  1834. Get off.
  1835. - Give me the phone.
  1836.  
  1837. 442
  1838. 00:19:59,386 --> 00:20:00,336
  1839. - My boyfriend is trying
  1840.  
  1841. 443
  1842. 00:20:00,336 --> 00:20:01,994
  1843. to rape me.
  1844. - Give me the phone.
  1845.  
  1846. 444
  1847. 00:20:01,994 --> 00:20:05,227
  1848. - I live at 407 Highland
  1849. Hills, please.
  1850.  
  1851. 445
  1852. 00:20:05,227 --> 00:20:06,060
  1853. - Give me the phone.
  1854.  
  1855. 446
  1856. 00:20:09,830 --> 00:20:11,000
  1857. Is she okay?
  1858.  
  1859. 447
  1860. 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,183
  1861. She'll be fine.
  1862.  
  1863. 448
  1864. 00:20:13,650 --> 00:20:15,483
  1865. My stomach really does hurt, though.
  1866.  
  1867. 449
  1868. 00:20:16,398 --> 00:20:18,213
  1869. It's probably the shellfish.
  1870.  
  1871. 450
  1872. 00:25:26,370 --> 00:25:27,500
  1873. Oh, wow, hi.
  1874.  
  1875. 451
  1876. 00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:28,680
  1877. - Hello there.
  1878.  
  1879. 452
  1880. 00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:31,310
  1881. - It's weird, I thought you were farther.
  1882.  
  1883. 453
  1884. 00:25:31,310 --> 00:25:33,456
  1885. - The app does that sometimes.
  1886.  
  1887. 454
  1888. 00:25:33,456 --> 00:25:34,360
  1889. - Oh,
  1890.  
  1891. 455
  1892. 00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:35,193
  1893. okay.
  1894.  
  1895. 456
  1896. 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:38,750
  1897. - Here's your Hawaiian veggie burger.
  1898.  
  1899. 457
  1900. 00:25:40,067 --> 00:25:41,646
  1901. - The app told me.
  1902.  
  1903. 458
  1904. 00:25:41,646 --> 00:25:42,479
  1905. - Oh,
  1906.  
  1907. 459
  1908. 00:25:42,479 --> 00:25:43,590
  1909. duh.
  1910.  
  1911. 460
  1912. 00:25:43,590 --> 00:25:45,345
  1913. Okay, thanks, bye.
  1914.  
  1915. 461
  1916. 00:25:51,820 --> 00:25:52,820
  1917. - Yeah,
  1918.  
  1919. 462
  1920. 00:25:52,820 --> 00:25:54,340
  1921. no.
  1922.  
  1923. 463
  1924. 00:25:54,340 --> 00:25:56,710
  1925. My place isn't really like fit for that.
  1926.  
  1927. 464
  1928. 00:25:56,710 --> 00:25:58,310
  1929. - I'm sure it's not,
  1930.  
  1931. 465
  1932. 00:25:58,310 --> 00:26:00,150
  1933. but it'll be real quick.
  1934.  
  1935. 466
  1936. 00:26:00,150 --> 00:26:01,380
  1937. I really have to
  1938.  
  1939. 467
  1940. 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:07,233
  1941. urinate.
  1942.  
  1943. 468
  1944. 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:12,433
  1945. Pretty please?
  1946.  
  1947. 469
  1948. 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,170
  1949. - Yeah,
  1950.  
  1951. 470
  1952. 00:26:16,170 --> 00:26:17,400
  1953. sure.
  1954.  
  1955. 471
  1956. 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:18,803
  1957. Um, just excuse the mess.
  1958.  
  1959. 472
  1960. 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:21,000
  1961. And be quick.
  1962.  
  1963. 473
  1964. 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,843
  1965. - Oh, it will only take a minute.
  1966.  
  1967. 474
  1968. 00:26:40,411 --> 00:26:41,828
  1969. Alright.
  1970.  
  1971. 475
  1972. 00:26:43,298 --> 00:26:44,381
  1973. Come to mama.
  1974.  
  1975. 476
  1976. 00:26:47,188 --> 00:26:48,021
  1977. Mm-hmm.
  1978.  
  1979. 477
  1980. 00:26:49,609 --> 00:26:50,881
  1981. Mm.
  1982.  
  1983. 478
  1984. 00:27:02,168 --> 00:27:03,288
  1985. Yeah.
  1986.  
  1987. 479
  1988. 00:27:11,402 --> 00:27:12,319
  1989. Shit.
  1990.  
  1991. 480
  1992. 00:30:34,629 --> 00:30:35,462
  1993. - Uh, aw.
  1994.  
  1995. 481
  1996. 00:30:52,065 --> 00:30:52,898
  1997. - Shit.
  1998.  
  1999. 482
  2000. 00:31:19,839 --> 00:31:21,482
  2001. Shut up, shut up you mutt.
  2002.  
  2003. 483
  2004. 00:31:24,248 --> 00:31:25,081
  2005. Piffin?
  2006.  
  2007. 484
  2008. 00:31:30,390 --> 00:31:31,291
  2009. Piffin?
  2010.  
  2011. 485
  2012. 00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:45,333
  2013. Piffin?
  2014.  
  2015. 486
  2016. 00:31:47,554 --> 00:31:48,387
  2017. Hmm.
  2018.  
  2019. 487
  2020. 00:32:22,128 --> 00:32:23,173
  2021. Oh, hi.
  2022.  
  2023. 488
  2024. 00:32:23,173 --> 00:32:25,150
  2025. I don't believe I've ever
  2026. seen you around here.
  2027.  
  2028. 489
  2029. 00:32:25,150 --> 00:32:26,289
  2030. Excuse me, I have to get by.
  2031.  
  2032. 490
  2033. 00:32:26,289 --> 00:32:27,253
  2034. Well, why are you so nervous?
  2035.  
  2036. 491
  2037. 00:32:27,253 --> 00:32:29,010
  2038. - I have, I've got a rider,
  2039.  
  2040. 492
  2041. 00:32:29,010 --> 00:32:30,050
  2042. I'm gonna be late.
  2043.  
  2044. 493
  2045. 00:32:30,050 --> 00:32:31,220
  2046. Really, how--
  2047. - I'm a Hitch driver.
  2048.  
  2049. 494
  2050. 00:32:31,220 --> 00:32:32,053
  2051. - Oh, that explains everything.
  2052.  
  2053. 495
  2054. 00:32:32,053 --> 00:32:34,623
  2055. Leave me alone.
  2056.  
  2057. 496
  2058. 00:32:34,623 --> 00:32:35,559
  2059. - Fine.
  2060.  
  2061. 497
  2062. 00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:12,153
  2063. - Dude.
  2064.  
  2065. 498
  2066. 00:33:13,140 --> 00:33:15,220
  2067. What the hell took you so long?
  2068.  
  2069. 499
  2070. 00:33:15,220 --> 00:33:16,210
  2071. I apologize.
  2072.  
  2073. 500
  2074. 00:33:16,210 --> 00:33:17,580
  2075. I was caught up.
  2076.  
  2077. 501
  2078. 00:33:17,580 --> 00:33:20,140
  2079. - Well, you're gonna
  2080. make me late for my show.
  2081.  
  2082. 502
  2083. 00:33:20,140 --> 00:33:21,770
  2084. Again, I, I apologize.
  2085.  
  2086. 503
  2087. 00:33:21,770 --> 00:33:22,816
  2088. I'm, I'm sorry.
  2089.  
  2090. 504
  2091. 00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:26,880
  2092. - Well, step on it.
  2093.  
  2094. 505
  2095. 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,980
  2096. Um, we will
  2097. get there safe and sound.
  2098.  
  2099. 506
  2100. 00:33:29,980 --> 00:33:32,030
  2101. Without getting a ticket.
  2102.  
  2103. 507
  2104. 00:33:32,030 --> 00:33:34,700
  2105. - It's okay, my followers can wait.
  2106.  
  2107. 508
  2108. 00:33:34,700 --> 00:33:36,480
  2109. Your followers?
  2110.  
  2111. 509
  2112. 00:33:38,860 --> 00:33:39,860
  2113. Know what?
  2114.  
  2115. 510
  2116. 00:33:45,466 --> 00:33:46,383
  2117. Spankie?
  2118.  
  2119. 511
  2120. 00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:50,460
  2121. - I'm Spankie frickin' Valentine.
  2122.  
  2123. 512
  2124. 00:33:50,460 --> 00:33:51,750
  2125. Oh.
  2126.  
  2127. 513
  2128. 00:33:51,750 --> 00:33:53,130
  2129. So you're a porn star?
  2130.  
  2131. 514
  2132. 00:33:53,130 --> 00:33:54,460
  2133. - Wow.
  2134.  
  2135. 515
  2136. 00:33:54,460 --> 00:33:56,460
  2137. Because that would make sense.
  2138.  
  2139. 516
  2140. 00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:16,048
  2141. - No.
  2142.  
  2143. 517
  2144. 00:34:16,048 --> 00:34:19,434
  2145. For your information, I'm a musician.
  2146.  
  2147. 518
  2148. 00:34:19,434 --> 00:34:20,990
  2149. Oh, a musician.
  2150.  
  2151. 519
  2152. 00:34:20,990 --> 00:34:21,893
  2153. That's rare.
  2154.  
  2155. 520
  2156. 00:34:22,770 --> 00:34:24,620
  2157. Especially in LA.
  2158.  
  2159. 521
  2160. 00:34:24,620 --> 00:34:26,660
  2161. - Oh, and it's so rare you being
  2162.  
  2163. 522
  2164. 00:34:26,660 --> 00:34:29,989
  2165. a Hitch driver in LA, now isn't it?
  2166.  
  2167. 523
  2168. 00:34:29,989 --> 00:34:34,480
  2169. I, I
  2170. was just kidding with you.
  2171.  
  2172. 524
  2173. 00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:37,370
  2174. What type of music do you perform?
  2175.  
  2176. 525
  2177. 00:34:37,370 --> 00:34:39,061
  2178. I'm intrigued.
  2179.  
  2180. 526
  2181. 00:34:39,061 --> 00:34:39,920
  2182. - Oh,
  2183.  
  2184. 527
  2185. 00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:40,753
  2186. well,
  2187.  
  2188. 528
  2189. 00:34:40,753 --> 00:34:41,700
  2190. I,
  2191.  
  2192. 529
  2193. 00:34:41,700 --> 00:34:42,750
  2194. I do pop
  2195.  
  2196. 530
  2197. 00:34:42,750 --> 00:34:43,690
  2198. and rock
  2199.  
  2200. 531
  2201. 00:34:43,690 --> 00:34:44,523
  2202. and
  2203.  
  2204. 532
  2205. 00:34:44,523 --> 00:34:45,420
  2206. hip hop.
  2207.  
  2208. 533
  2209. 00:34:45,420 --> 00:34:47,910
  2210. Pretty much any style,
  2211. I like to do it all.
  2212.  
  2213. 534
  2214. 00:34:47,910 --> 00:34:50,070
  2215. Wow, I'm impressed.
  2216.  
  2217. 535
  2218. 00:34:51,700 --> 00:34:52,980
  2219. Thank you so
  2220.  
  2221. 536
  2222. 00:34:52,980 --> 00:34:54,360
  2223. much.
  2224.  
  2225. 537
  2226. 00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,593
  2227. You're welcome so much.
  2228.  
  2229. 538
  2230. 00:35:01,105 --> 00:35:02,098
  2231. What about me?
  2232.  
  2233. 539
  2234. 00:35:02,098 --> 00:35:04,643
  2235. - I don't know, do you
  2236. play any instruments?
  2237.  
  2238. 540
  2239. 00:35:04,643 --> 00:35:08,250
  2240. I, I used to, not anymore.
  2241.  
  2242. 541
  2243. 00:35:08,250 --> 00:35:11,920
  2244. - Okay, so, what instrument
  2245. did you used to play?
  2246.  
  2247. 542
  2248. 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:12,753
  2249. - Well--
  2250. - Wa, wa, wa,
  2251.  
  2252. 543
  2253. 00:35:12,753 --> 00:35:13,586
  2254. wa, wa, wait.
  2255.  
  2256. 544
  2257. 00:35:13,586 --> 00:35:14,430
  2258. Let me guess, let me guess.
  2259.  
  2260. 545
  2261. 00:35:14,430 --> 00:35:15,630
  2262. I got this.
  2263.  
  2264. 546
  2265. 00:35:15,630 --> 00:35:17,963
  2266. You were totally in a
  2267. marching band, right?
  2268.  
  2269. 547
  2270. 00:35:19,130 --> 00:35:20,500
  2271. You figured me out.
  2272.  
  2273. 548
  2274. 00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:22,370
  2275. - I know, it's, it's totally normal
  2276.  
  2277. 549
  2278. 00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:25,380
  2279. Kids like you do the whole
  2280. marching band scene, I get it.
  2281.  
  2282. 550
  2283. 00:35:25,380 --> 00:35:28,203
  2284. What do you mean, kids like me?
  2285.  
  2286. 551
  2287. 00:35:29,810 --> 00:35:32,013
  2288. - I, I'm not trying to be mean.
  2289.  
  2290. 552
  2291. 00:35:32,013 --> 00:35:33,190
  2292. Oh, no, don't worry.
  2293.  
  2294. 553
  2295. 00:35:33,190 --> 00:35:34,600
  2296. You won't offend me.
  2297.  
  2298. 554
  2299. 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:37,743
  2300. - Well, you know, like, nerdy.
  2301.  
  2302. 555
  2303. 00:35:40,060 --> 00:35:41,940
  2304. Guilty as charged.
  2305.  
  2306. 556
  2307. 00:35:41,940 --> 00:35:44,520
  2308. - Hey, I mean, nerds rule the world.
  2309.  
  2310. 557
  2311. 00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:45,510
  2312. Really, so true.
  2313. - Yes, they do.
  2314.  
  2315. 558
  2316. 00:35:45,510 --> 00:35:47,240
  2317. - Like, I was totally just talking
  2318.  
  2319. 559
  2320. 00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:48,500
  2321. to my boyfriend about this.
  2322.  
  2323. 560
  2324. 00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:49,650
  2325. Oh.
  2326.  
  2327. 561
  2328. 00:35:49,650 --> 00:35:51,053
  2329. You have a boyfriend.
  2330.  
  2331. 562
  2332. 00:35:51,940 --> 00:35:53,430
  2333. - Yes.
  2334.  
  2335. 563
  2336. 00:35:53,430 --> 00:35:55,604
  2337. Oh, that's too bad.
  2338.  
  2339. 564
  2340. 00:35:57,687 --> 00:36:00,490
  2341. Means you can't have any fun.
  2342.  
  2343. 565
  2344. 00:36:00,490 --> 00:36:02,120
  2345. - Oh, honey,
  2346.  
  2347. 566
  2348. 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:05,410
  2349. I have more fun than you
  2350. could possibly imagine.
  2351.  
  2352. 567
  2353. 00:36:05,410 --> 00:36:06,350
  2354. Really, now?
  2355.  
  2356. 568
  2357. 00:36:06,350 --> 00:36:08,900
  2358. - Yeah, especially,
  2359.  
  2360. 569
  2361. 00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:10,740
  2362. I love
  2363.  
  2364. 570
  2365. 00:36:10,740 --> 00:36:13,190
  2366. hitting on hot Hitch drivers
  2367.  
  2368. 571
  2369. 00:36:13,190 --> 00:36:14,340
  2370. just
  2371.  
  2372. 572
  2373. 00:36:14,340 --> 00:36:15,510
  2374. like
  2375.  
  2376. 573
  2377. 00:36:15,510 --> 00:36:16,343
  2378. you.
  2379.  
  2380. 574
  2381. 00:36:18,370 --> 00:36:21,363
  2382. - Whatever.
  2383.  
  2384. 575
  2385. 00:36:22,410 --> 00:36:25,170
  2386. - Oh, come one, I almost
  2387. had you there.
  2388.  
  2389. 576
  2390. 00:36:25,170 --> 00:36:26,650
  2391. No, not really.
  2392.  
  2393. 577
  2394. 00:36:26,650 --> 00:36:30,060
  2395. - Oh, come on, you would have wanted to.
  2396.  
  2397. 578
  2398. 00:36:30,060 --> 00:36:31,970
  2399. Wanted to what, exactly?
  2400.  
  2401. 579
  2402. 00:36:31,970 --> 00:36:32,803
  2403. - You know.
  2404.  
  2405. 580
  2406. 00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:36,200
  2407. It's alright, most guys do.
  2408.  
  2409. 581
  2410. 00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,350
  2411. Wow, you're so modest.
  2412.  
  2413. 582
  2414. 00:36:38,350 --> 00:36:39,630
  2415. - Well, I mean, when you have
  2416.  
  2417. 583
  2418. 00:36:39,630 --> 00:36:41,260
  2419. like a couple million followers
  2420.  
  2421. 584
  2422. 00:36:41,260 --> 00:36:44,750
  2423. and 90% of them are guys,
  2424. it's kinda hard not to be.
  2425.  
  2426. 585
  2427. 00:36:44,750 --> 00:36:46,430
  2428. Does your boyfriend know?
  2429.  
  2430. 586
  2431. 00:36:46,430 --> 00:36:49,380
  2432. - My boyfriend totally
  2433. knows my demographic.
  2434.  
  2435. 587
  2436. 00:36:49,380 --> 00:36:51,450
  2437. In fact, he encourages
  2438.  
  2439. 588
  2440. 00:36:51,450 --> 00:36:54,820
  2441. flirtation and that I wear,
  2442. you know, like sexy outfits.
  2443.  
  2444. 589
  2445. 00:36:54,820 --> 00:36:56,710
  2446. It means more merch sales.
  2447.  
  2448. 590
  2449. 00:36:56,710 --> 00:37:00,063
  2450. Aren't you
  2451. worried about security?
  2452.  
  2453. 591
  2454. 00:37:01,260 --> 00:37:02,800
  2455. - Nah.
  2456.  
  2457. 592
  2458. 00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,300
  2459. That's why I got this bad boy.
  2460.  
  2461. 593
  2462. 00:37:05,290 --> 00:37:06,123
  2463. Hmm.
  2464.  
  2465. 594
  2466. 00:37:06,980 --> 00:37:08,540
  2467. Here,
  2468.  
  2469. 595
  2470. 00:37:08,540 --> 00:37:10,670
  2471. have some of this.
  2472.  
  2473. 596
  2474. 00:37:10,670 --> 00:37:11,503
  2475. - I'm okay.
  2476.  
  2477. 597
  2478. 00:37:13,130 --> 00:37:14,710
  2479. No, I insist.
  2480.  
  2481. 598
  2482. 00:37:14,710 --> 00:37:15,543
  2483. - I'm good.
  2484.  
  2485. 599
  2486. 00:37:16,670 --> 00:37:18,940
  2487. You should
  2488. really have some water
  2489.  
  2490. 600
  2491. 00:37:18,940 --> 00:37:20,860
  2492. before your concert.
  2493.  
  2494. 601
  2495. 00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:25,260
  2496. Teach me what?
  2497.  
  2498. 602
  2499. 00:37:27,890 --> 00:37:28,920
  2500. This isn't candy.
  2501.  
  2502. 603
  2503. 00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:30,423
  2504. Same difference.
  2505.  
  2506. 604
  2507. 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,100
  2508. Whatever you want.
  2509.  
  2510. 605
  2511. 00:37:33,100 --> 00:37:34,593
  2512. - That's usually how it goes.
  2513.  
  2514. 606
  2515. 00:37:49,070 --> 00:37:50,819
  2516. - I was only playing.
  2517.  
  2518. 607
  2519. 00:37:50,819 --> 00:37:51,756
  2520. Hmm.
  2521.  
  2522. 608
  2523. 00:37:53,550 --> 00:37:56,000
  2524. - Oh, my gosh, I love this song.
  2525.  
  2526. 609
  2527. 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,753
  2528. Don't you love this song? Turn it up.
  2529.  
  2530. 610
  2531. 00:37:59,455 --> 00:38:02,753
  2532. ♪ A band of angels ♪
  2533.  
  2534. 611
  2535. 00:38:02,753 --> 00:38:05,729
  2536. ♪ Comin' after me ♪
  2537.  
  2538. 612
  2539. 00:38:05,729 --> 00:38:10,729
  2540. ♪ A comin' for to carry me home ♪
  2541.  
  2542. 613
  2543. 00:38:11,145 --> 00:38:14,039
  2544. ♪ To swing low ♪
  2545.  
  2546. 614
  2547. 00:38:14,039 --> 00:38:17,958
  2548. ♪ Sweet chariot ♪
  2549.  
  2550. 615
  2551. 00:38:17,958 --> 00:38:22,958
  2552. ♪ A comin' for to carry me home ♪
  2553.  
  2554. 616
  2555. 00:38:23,322 --> 00:38:26,273
  2556. ♪ Swing low ♪
  2557.  
  2558. 617
  2559. 00:38:26,273 --> 00:38:30,012
  2560. ♪ Sweet chariot ♪
  2561.  
  2562. 618
  2563. 00:38:30,012 --> 00:38:35,012
  2564. ♪ A comin' for to carry me home ♪
  2565.  
  2566. 619
  2567. 00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:39,222
  2568. ♪ I'm sometimes up ♪
  2569.  
  2570. 620
  2571. 00:38:39,222 --> 00:38:42,390
  2572. ♪ And sometimes down ♪
  2573.  
  2574. 621
  2575. 00:38:42,390 --> 00:38:47,390
  2576. ♪ But comin' for to carry me home ♪
  2577.  
  2578. 622
  2579. 00:38:48,472 --> 00:38:51,126
  2580. ♪ But still my soul ♪
  2581.  
  2582. 623
  2583. 00:38:51,126 --> 00:38:54,622
  2584. ♪ Feels heavenly bound ♪
  2585.  
  2586. 624
  2587. 00:38:54,622 --> 00:38:59,622
  2588. ♪ A comin' for to carry me home ♪
  2589.  
  2590. 625
  2591. 00:39:00,142 --> 00:39:03,159
  2592. ♪ A swing low ♪
  2593.  
  2594. 626
  2595. 00:39:03,159 --> 00:39:04,490
  2596. ♪ Sweet ♪
  2597.  
  2598. 627
  2599. 00:39:04,490 --> 00:39:09,490
  2600. ♪ Chariot ♪
  2601.  
  2602. 628
  2603. 00:39:09,591 --> 00:39:13,221
  2604. ♪ Comin' for to carry me ♪
  2605.  
  2606. 629
  2607. 00:39:13,221 --> 00:39:15,138
  2608. ♪ Home ♪
  2609.  
  2610. 630
  2611. 00:39:16,272 --> 00:39:19,749
  2612. ♪ Swing low ♪
  2613.  
  2614. 631
  2615. 00:39:19,749 --> 00:39:24,528
  2616. ♪ Sweet chariot ♪
  2617.  
  2618. 632
  2619. 00:39:24,528 --> 00:39:28,245
  2620. ♪ Comin' for to carry me ♪
  2621.  
  2622. 633
  2623. 00:39:28,245 --> 00:39:31,368
  2624. ♪ Home ♪
  2625.  
  2626. 634
  2627. 00:39:31,368 --> 00:39:34,285
  2628. ♪ I'm sometimes up ♪
  2629.  
  2630. 635
  2631. 00:39:35,292 --> 00:39:38,993
  2632. ♪ And sometimes down ♪
  2633.  
  2634. 636
  2635. 00:39:38,993 --> 00:39:42,385
  2636. ♪ Comin' for to carry me ♪
  2637.  
  2638. 637
  2639. 00:39:42,385 --> 00:39:45,272
  2640. ♪ Home ♪
  2641.  
  2642. 638
  2643. 00:39:45,272 --> 00:39:48,745
  2644. ♪ But still my soul ♪
  2645.  
  2646. 639
  2647. 00:39:48,745 --> 00:39:52,770
  2648. ♪ Is heavenly bound ♪
  2649.  
  2650. 640
  2651. 00:39:52,770 --> 00:39:56,369
  2652. ♪ Comin' for to carry me ♪
  2653.  
  2654. 641
  2655. 00:39:56,369 --> 00:39:58,804
  2656. ♪ Home ♪
  2657.  
  2658. 642
  2659. 00:39:58,804 --> 00:40:02,337
  2660. ♪ Swing low ♪
  2661.  
  2662. 643
  2663. 00:40:02,337 --> 00:40:03,434
  2664. ♪ Sweet ♪
  2665.  
  2666. 644
  2667. 00:40:03,434 --> 00:40:06,890
  2668. ♪ Chariot ♪
  2669.  
  2670. 645
  2671. 00:40:06,890 --> 00:40:10,158
  2672. ♪ Comin for to carry me ♪
  2673.  
  2674. 646
  2675. 00:40:10,158 --> 00:40:12,537
  2676. ♪ Home ♪
  2677.  
  2678. 647
  2679. 00:40:12,537 --> 00:40:15,971
  2680. ♪ Swing low ♪
  2681.  
  2682. 648
  2683. 00:40:15,971 --> 00:40:17,023
  2684. ♪ Sweet ♪
  2685.  
  2686. 649
  2687. 00:40:17,023 --> 00:40:19,190
  2688. ♪ Chariot ♪
  2689.  
  2690. 650
  2691. 00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:24,232
  2692. ♪ Comin' for to carry me ♪
  2693.  
  2694. 651
  2695. 00:40:24,232 --> 00:40:27,477
  2696. ♪ Home ♪
  2697.  
  2698. 652
  2699. 00:40:47,237 --> 00:40:50,539
  2700. I was worried about you.
  2701.  
  2702. 653
  2703. 00:40:52,812 --> 00:40:55,980
  2704. - You weren't answering my texts.
  2705.  
  2706. 654
  2707. 00:40:55,980 --> 00:40:57,163
  2708. - My apologies.
  2709.  
  2710. 655
  2711. 00:40:59,430 --> 00:41:01,310
  2712. I was busy.
  2713.  
  2714. 656
  2715. 00:41:01,310 --> 00:41:02,893
  2716. Taking care of things.
  2717.  
  2718. 657
  2719. 00:41:07,075 --> 00:41:08,340
  2720. - Come to bed.
  2721.  
  2722. 658
  2723. 00:41:45,571 --> 00:41:48,300
  2724. - I have to be going.
  2725.  
  2726. 659
  2727. 00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:49,133
  2728. Soon.
  2729.  
  2730. 660
  2731. 00:41:55,069 --> 00:41:56,084
  2732. - Come here.
  2733.  
  2734. 661
  2735. 00:42:10,539 --> 00:42:11,372
  2736. Uh-huh.
  2737.  
  2738. 662
  2739. 00:42:27,578 --> 00:42:29,935
  2740. What's gotten into you?
  2741.  
  2742. 663
  2743. 00:42:29,935 --> 00:42:30,768
  2744. I like it.
  2745.  
  2746. 664
  2747. 00:43:24,100 --> 00:43:24,933
  2748. Yes.
  2749.  
  2750. 665
  2751. 00:43:24,933 --> 00:43:26,730
  2752. - Yeah, alright, get in babe.
  2753.  
  2754. 666
  2755. 00:43:34,070 --> 00:43:35,010
  2756. Come over here.
  2757.  
  2758. 667
  2759. 00:43:35,010 --> 00:43:36,080
  2760. Give me some of that sugar, baby.
  2761.  
  2762. 668
  2763. 00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:36,913
  2764. C'mon, mm,
  2765.  
  2766. 669
  2767. 00:43:37,961 --> 00:43:38,794
  2768. yeah.
  2769.  
  2770. 670
  2771. 00:43:39,915 --> 00:43:42,106
  2772. Mmm, baby.
  2773.  
  2774. 671
  2775. 00:43:42,106 --> 00:43:45,412
  2776. - Mm, days, babe, we talkin' about nights.
  2777.  
  2778. 672
  2779. 00:43:47,950 --> 00:43:50,563
  2780. And Dave's gonna make you
  2781. a happy girl tonight, yeah.
  2782.  
  2783. 673
  2784. 00:43:59,660 --> 00:44:01,360
  2785. Okay, kids, here we are.
  2786.  
  2787. 674
  2788. 00:44:03,143 --> 00:44:07,668
  2789. Alright, c'mon, let's go, baby.
  2790.  
  2791. 675
  2792. 00:44:07,668 --> 00:44:09,251
  2793. C'mon, you alright.
  2794.  
  2795. 676
  2796. 00:44:11,500 --> 00:44:12,340
  2797. You alright.
  2798.  
  2799. 677
  2800. 00:44:12,340 --> 00:44:14,090
  2801. You alright, just wait right there.
  2802.  
  2803. 678
  2804. 00:44:15,088 --> 00:44:17,460
  2805. Hey,
  2806.  
  2807. 679
  2808. 00:44:17,460 --> 00:44:19,156
  2809. here you go.
  2810.  
  2811. 680
  2812. 00:44:19,156 --> 00:44:20,874
  2813. This is a $50 dollar bill.
  2814.  
  2815. 681
  2816. 00:44:20,874 --> 00:44:22,320
  2817. - I know.
  2818.  
  2819. 682
  2820. 00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:24,010
  2821. I just, I need you to come back
  2822.  
  2823. 683
  2824. 00:44:24,010 --> 00:44:26,600
  2825. to that bar around like, midnight.
  2826.  
  2827. 684
  2828. 00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:27,590
  2829. Don't have the app on.
  2830.  
  2831. 685
  2832. 00:44:27,590 --> 00:44:30,030
  2833. Alright, I'll just, I'll be waiting.
  2834.  
  2835. 686
  2836. 00:44:30,030 --> 00:44:31,240
  2837. - Alright, okay.
  2838. - Hey, hey.
  2839.  
  2840. 687
  2841. 00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:32,290
  2842. - Sure, sure, okay.
  2843. - I'll make it
  2844.  
  2845. 688
  2846. 00:44:32,290 --> 00:44:33,210
  2847. worth your while.
  2848.  
  2849. 689
  2850. 00:44:33,210 --> 00:44:34,513
  2851. - Okay.
  2852. - Promise.
  2853.  
  2854. 690
  2855. 00:44:35,770 --> 00:44:36,770
  2856. Midnight.
  2857.  
  2858. 691
  2859. 00:44:36,770 --> 00:44:37,720
  2860. Midnight.
  2861.  
  2862. 692
  2863. 00:44:46,100 --> 00:44:47,393
  2864. Oh, great.
  2865.  
  2866. 693
  2867. 00:44:49,100 --> 00:44:50,200
  2868. Trace?
  2869.  
  2870. 694
  2871. 00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:51,430
  2872. Yeah.
  2873.  
  2874. 695
  2875. 00:44:51,430 --> 00:44:52,558
  2876. Get in.
  2877.  
  2878. 696
  2879. 00:44:52,558 --> 00:44:53,743
  2880. Thanks.
  2881.  
  2882. 697
  2883. 00:44:54,750 --> 00:44:56,330
  2884. It's cold out there, man.
  2885.  
  2886. 698
  2887. 00:44:56,330 --> 00:44:57,310
  2888. You keepin' it warm in here?
  2889.  
  2890. 699
  2891. 00:44:57,310 --> 00:44:58,543
  2892. Yes, I am.
  2893.  
  2894. 700
  2895. 00:44:59,540 --> 00:45:00,373
  2896. - Cool.
  2897.  
  2898. 701
  2899. 00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:03,153
  2900. Damn.
  2901.  
  2902. 702
  2903. 00:45:05,780 --> 00:45:07,230
  2904. - I don't know, you ever like,
  2905.  
  2906. 703
  2907. 00:45:07,230 --> 00:45:09,740
  2908. look up at the stars and
  2909.  
  2910. 704
  2911. 00:45:09,740 --> 00:45:12,430
  2912. think, you know, maybe we're not alone?
  2913.  
  2914. 705
  2915. 00:45:12,430 --> 00:45:14,010
  2916. - Whenever I look up at the sky,
  2917.  
  2918. 706
  2919. 00:45:14,010 --> 00:45:15,240
  2920. I don't see anything.
  2921.  
  2922. 707
  2923. 00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:16,970
  2924. We live in LA, for chrissakes.
  2925.  
  2926. 708
  2927. 00:45:16,970 --> 00:45:18,030
  2928. - No, you know what I mean,
  2929.  
  2930. 709
  2931. 00:45:18,030 --> 00:45:19,450
  2932. like when you go up in the hills,
  2933.  
  2934. 710
  2935. 00:45:19,450 --> 00:45:22,933
  2936. and you can get away from
  2937. all this and it's clear.
  2938.  
  2939. 711
  2940. 00:45:23,860 --> 00:45:26,720
  2941. Oh, you're talking about aliens?
  2942.  
  2943. 712
  2944. 00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:28,190
  2945. - Yeah, man.
  2946. - Oh, I think about
  2947.  
  2948. 713
  2949. 00:45:28,190 --> 00:45:29,680
  2950. them all the time.
  2951.  
  2952. 714
  2953. 00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:30,513
  2954. Really?
  2955.  
  2956. 715
  2957. 00:45:30,513 --> 00:45:31,720
  2958. No.
  2959.  
  2960. 716
  2961. 00:45:31,720 --> 00:45:33,630
  2962. - Well, NASA states that there's hundreds
  2963.  
  2964. 717
  2965. 00:45:33,630 --> 00:45:37,350
  2966. of billions of galaxies in the universe,
  2967.  
  2968. 718
  2969. 00:45:37,350 --> 00:45:41,130
  2970. and there's roughly the same
  2971. amount of habitable planets.
  2972.  
  2973. 719
  2974. 00:45:41,130 --> 00:45:42,120
  2975. Uh-huh.
  2976.  
  2977. 720
  2978. 00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:44,150
  2979. - Meaning, out of hundreds of billions
  2980.  
  2981. 721
  2982. 00:45:44,150 --> 00:45:46,180
  2983. of planets in the known universe,
  2984.  
  2985. 722
  2986. 00:45:46,180 --> 00:45:48,410
  2987. we're just one tiny spec.
  2988.  
  2989. 723
  2990. 00:45:48,410 --> 00:45:49,260
  2991. Uh-huh.
  2992.  
  2993. 724
  2994. 00:45:49,260 --> 00:45:52,410
  2995. - I mean, how can there not
  2996. be other live out there?
  2997.  
  2998. 725
  2999. 00:45:52,410 --> 00:45:54,010
  3000. Well, you make a valid point.
  3001.  
  3002. 726
  3003. 00:45:54,010 --> 00:45:55,063
  3004. What made you think of this?
  3005.  
  3006. 727
  3007. 00:45:55,063 --> 00:45:57,320
  3008. - I don't know, man.
  3009.  
  3010. 728
  3011. 00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:59,384
  3012. It's just been on my mind.
  3013.  
  3014. 729
  3015. 00:45:59,384 --> 00:46:01,190
  3016. Okay.
  3017.  
  3018. 730
  3019. 00:46:03,330 --> 00:46:04,163
  3020. Yes.
  3021.  
  3022. 731
  3023. 00:46:07,550 --> 00:46:08,383
  3024. Both.
  3025.  
  3026. 732
  3027. 00:46:11,100 --> 00:46:12,680
  3028. I have a brother who's
  3029.  
  3030. 733
  3031. 00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:15,240
  3032. a, a little bit older than me,
  3033.  
  3034. 734
  3035. 00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:17,143
  3036. and I have a sister who's younger.
  3037.  
  3038. 735
  3039. 00:46:18,850 --> 00:46:19,683
  3040. - Cool.
  3041.  
  3042. 736
  3043. 00:46:19,683 --> 00:46:20,516
  3044. You guys get along?
  3045.  
  3046. 737
  3047. 00:46:20,516 --> 00:46:22,680
  3048. Well, sort of.
  3049.  
  3050. 738
  3051. 00:46:23,580 --> 00:46:25,930
  3052. Well, I mean,
  3053. we don't not get along.
  3054.  
  3055. 739
  3056. 00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:27,890
  3057. - I see.
  3058.  
  3059. 740
  3060. 00:46:27,890 --> 00:46:31,060
  3061. I mean, we all
  3062. sort of live our own lives.
  3063.  
  3064. 741
  3065. 00:46:31,060 --> 00:46:32,430
  3066. - I know what you mean.
  3067.  
  3068. 742
  3069. 00:46:32,430 --> 00:46:33,410
  3070. Oh?
  3071.  
  3072. 743
  3073. 00:46:33,410 --> 00:46:35,970
  3074. - Yeah, we're just all so busy.
  3075.  
  3076. 744
  3077. 00:46:35,970 --> 00:46:37,628
  3078. Exactly.
  3079.  
  3080. 745
  3081. 00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:40,230
  3082. You got any kids?
  3083.  
  3084. 746
  3085. 00:46:40,230 --> 00:46:42,560
  3086. I have two boys.
  3087.  
  3088. 747
  3089. 00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:43,480
  3090. Two
  3091.  
  3092. 748
  3093. 00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:45,400
  3094. little boys.
  3095.  
  3096. 749
  3097. 00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:46,460
  3098. - Nice,
  3099.  
  3100. 750
  3101. 00:46:46,460 --> 00:46:47,420
  3102. nice.
  3103.  
  3104. 751
  3105. 00:46:47,420 --> 00:46:49,690
  3106. What makes you ask?
  3107.  
  3108. 752
  3109. 00:46:49,690 --> 00:46:51,790
  3110. - I don't know, I'm just curious, I guess.
  3111.  
  3112. 753
  3113. 00:46:53,870 --> 00:46:54,856
  3114. Question.
  3115.  
  3116. 754
  3117. 00:46:54,856 --> 00:46:56,560
  3118. Ah, here it comes.
  3119.  
  3120. 755
  3121. 00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:01,290
  3122. Wow, that's a
  3123. really personal question.
  3124.  
  3125. 756
  3126. 00:47:02,170 --> 00:47:05,670
  3127. - Sorry, man, I'm not meaning
  3128. to be personal or anything.
  3129.  
  3130. 757
  3131. 00:47:05,670 --> 00:47:08,300
  3132. I believe in God or a God.
  3133.  
  3134. 758
  3135. 00:47:08,300 --> 00:47:09,590
  3136. Good for you.
  3137.  
  3138. 759
  3139. 00:47:09,590 --> 00:47:10,823
  3140. Do you not believe?
  3141.  
  3142. 760
  3143. 00:47:10,823 --> 00:47:12,200
  3144. I mean, it's cool if you don't.
  3145.  
  3146. 761
  3147. 00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,720
  3148. I have, you know, friends
  3149. that are atheists.
  3150.  
  3151. 762
  3152. 00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:16,700
  3153. I was an atheist for awhile.
  3154.  
  3155. 763
  3156. 00:47:16,700 --> 00:47:18,853
  3157. I believe in the idea of a god,
  3158.  
  3159. 764
  3160. 00:47:19,690 --> 00:47:21,890
  3161. but I don't believe there's some guy
  3162.  
  3163. 765
  3164. 00:47:21,890 --> 00:47:24,450
  3165. with a white beard
  3166. sittin' up in the clouds
  3167.  
  3168. 766
  3169. 00:47:24,450 --> 00:47:28,260
  3170. and sendin' people to
  3171. Hell for stupid reasons.
  3172.  
  3173. 767
  3174. 00:47:30,510 --> 00:47:34,326
  3175. Oh, you know,
  3176. like, jerkin' you gherkin'.
  3177.  
  3178. 768
  3179. 00:47:34,326 --> 00:47:35,330
  3180. - Huh,
  3181.  
  3182. 769
  3183. 00:47:35,330 --> 00:47:36,980
  3184. yeah, huh.
  3185.  
  3186. 770
  3187. 00:47:36,980 --> 00:47:38,460
  3188. I don't know man, Heaven and Hell
  3189.  
  3190. 771
  3191. 00:47:38,460 --> 00:47:39,970
  3192. are a whole other topic for me.
  3193.  
  3194. 772
  3195. 00:47:39,970 --> 00:47:42,570
  3196. Now listen,
  3197. let's stick to aliens.
  3198.  
  3199. 773
  3200. 00:47:42,570 --> 00:47:43,690
  3201. - Sure.
  3202.  
  3203. 774
  3204. 00:47:43,690 --> 00:47:46,240
  3205. I mean, if there any aliens
  3206.  
  3207. 775
  3208. 00:47:46,240 --> 00:47:50,380
  3209. then I, I hope they're
  3210. vastly superior to humans.
  3211.  
  3212. 776
  3213. 00:47:50,380 --> 00:47:51,670
  3214. It shouldn't be that hard.
  3215.  
  3216. 777
  3217. 00:47:51,670 --> 00:47:53,140
  3218. - I don't know, we are like
  3219.  
  3220. 778
  3221. 00:47:53,140 --> 00:47:56,070
  3222. the most intelligent beings
  3223. in the known universe.
  3224.  
  3225. 779
  3226. 00:47:56,070 --> 00:47:57,760
  3227. That's a scary thought.
  3228.  
  3229. 780
  3230. 00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:01,050
  3231. - I guess, but think about
  3232. all that man has accomplished.
  3233.  
  3234. 781
  3235. 00:48:01,050 --> 00:48:06,050
  3236. I mean, goin' to space, building
  3237. the Great Wall of China,
  3238.  
  3239. 782
  3240. 00:48:06,190 --> 00:48:07,700
  3241. Pyramids in Egypt.
  3242.  
  3243. 783
  3244. 00:48:07,700 --> 00:48:09,430
  3245. Slave labor.
  3246.  
  3247. 784
  3248. 00:48:09,430 --> 00:48:10,780
  3249. It's great.
  3250.  
  3251. 785
  3252. 00:48:10,780 --> 00:48:12,670
  3253. - Yeah, but think about
  3254. how far we've come,
  3255.  
  3256. 786
  3257. 00:48:12,670 --> 00:48:14,080
  3258. and how far we'll go.
  3259.  
  3260. 787
  3261. 00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:16,480
  3262. The possibilities are endless.
  3263.  
  3264. 788
  3265. 00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:18,750
  3266. I really feel
  3267. like we're moving backwards
  3268.  
  3269. 789
  3270. 00:48:18,750 --> 00:48:20,060
  3271. rather than forwards.
  3272.  
  3273. 790
  3274. 00:48:20,060 --> 00:48:20,930
  3275. Really?
  3276.  
  3277. 791
  3278. 00:48:20,930 --> 00:48:24,140
  3279. Yeah, I mean, take
  3280. cellphones for instance.
  3281.  
  3282. 792
  3283. 00:48:24,140 --> 00:48:27,000
  3284. Everybody's glued to these cellphones.
  3285.  
  3286. 793
  3287. 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,880
  3288. I pick up a passenger,
  3289.  
  3290. 794
  3291. 00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:31,260
  3292. the ride's 20 minutes long,
  3293.  
  3294. 795
  3295. 00:48:31,260 --> 00:48:35,413
  3296. they're glued to their phone
  3297. the entire length of the ride.
  3298.  
  3299. 796
  3300. 00:48:36,670 --> 00:48:38,890
  3301. I remember a time when people used
  3302.  
  3303. 797
  3304. 00:48:38,890 --> 00:48:42,100
  3305. to communicate with each other.
  3306.  
  3307. 798
  3308. 00:48:42,100 --> 00:48:44,733
  3309. When people used to
  3310. engage with one another.
  3311.  
  3312. 799
  3313. 00:48:45,890 --> 00:48:48,520
  3314. I remember a time when your neighbors
  3315.  
  3316. 800
  3317. 00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:49,840
  3318. would leave their doors open,
  3319.  
  3320. 801
  3321. 00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:52,890
  3322. and you could come over
  3323. at anytime you wanted to.
  3324.  
  3325. 802
  3326. 00:48:52,890 --> 00:48:54,730
  3327. - Yeah, man, but look at all the stuff
  3328.  
  3329. 803
  3330. 00:48:54,730 --> 00:48:57,180
  3331. you can do on cellphones
  3332. that we couldn't do before.
  3333.  
  3334. 804
  3335. 00:48:57,180 --> 00:49:00,060
  3336. Like order a pizza by
  3337. just tapping a few times.
  3338.  
  3339. 805
  3340. 00:49:00,060 --> 00:49:01,460
  3341. I mean, it's like magic.
  3342.  
  3343. 806
  3344. 00:49:01,460 --> 00:49:04,160
  3345. We've been able
  3346. to do that for decades.
  3347.  
  3348. 807
  3349. 00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:08,290
  3350. It's called picking up a
  3351. phone and placing an order.
  3352.  
  3353. 808
  3354. 00:49:08,290 --> 00:49:09,220
  3355. - Like, dude, I don't know.
  3356.  
  3357. 809
  3358. 00:49:09,220 --> 00:49:11,420
  3359. Did something like happen
  3360. to you when you were younger
  3361.  
  3362. 810
  3363. 00:49:11,420 --> 00:49:14,450
  3364. that just made you give up and lose hope?
  3365.  
  3366. 811
  3367. 00:49:14,450 --> 00:49:16,830
  3368. I haven't lost all hope.
  3369.  
  3370. 812
  3371. 00:49:16,830 --> 00:49:18,860
  3372. Well, it doesn't sound like it.
  3373.  
  3374. 813
  3375. 00:49:18,860 --> 00:49:20,423
  3376. I'm just observing.
  3377.  
  3378. 814
  3379. 00:49:21,430 --> 00:49:24,750
  3380. I mean, take that guy for an example.
  3381.  
  3382. 815
  3383. 00:49:24,750 --> 00:49:27,290
  3384. Oh, he's texting while driving.
  3385.  
  3386. 816
  3387. 00:49:27,290 --> 00:49:30,100
  3388. If that isn't a manslaughter
  3389. case waiting to happen,
  3390.  
  3391. 817
  3392. 00:49:30,100 --> 00:49:32,620
  3393. I, I don't know what is.
  3394.  
  3395. 818
  3396. 00:49:32,620 --> 00:49:33,850
  3397. People are so tuned out,
  3398.  
  3399. 819
  3400. 00:49:33,850 --> 00:49:36,053
  3401. they have no idea of their surroundings.
  3402.  
  3403. 820
  3404. 00:49:36,980 --> 00:49:38,660
  3405. The majority of them are morons.
  3406.  
  3407. 821
  3408. 00:49:38,660 --> 00:49:40,640
  3409. - Hmm, see that's why once in a while
  3410.  
  3411. 822
  3412. 00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:41,850
  3413. I get away from it all.
  3414.  
  3415. 823
  3416. 00:49:41,850 --> 00:49:43,260
  3417. Oh, really?
  3418.  
  3419. 824
  3420. 00:49:43,260 --> 00:49:44,330
  3421. - I unplug.
  3422.  
  3423. 825
  3424. 00:49:44,330 --> 00:49:47,010
  3425. I go out into the wilderness.
  3426.  
  3427. 826
  3428. 00:49:47,010 --> 00:49:49,393
  3429. A guy like you
  3430. out in the wilderness?
  3431.  
  3432. 827
  3433. 00:49:50,250 --> 00:49:51,340
  3434. - Yeah.
  3435.  
  3436. 828
  3437. 00:49:51,340 --> 00:49:52,410
  3438. I can't even picture
  3439.  
  3440. 829
  3441. 00:49:52,410 --> 00:49:55,047
  3442. a guy like me out in the wilderness.
  3443.  
  3444. 830
  3445. 00:49:55,047 --> 00:49:57,680
  3446. See, what
  3447. are you complaining about?
  3448.  
  3449. 831
  3450. 00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:59,780
  3451. I'm not complaining.
  3452.  
  3453. 832
  3454. 00:49:59,780 --> 00:50:00,843
  3455. I'm observing.
  3456.  
  3457. 833
  3458. 00:50:02,130 --> 00:50:03,220
  3459. - Well, believe it or not,
  3460.  
  3461. 834
  3462. 00:50:03,220 --> 00:50:07,000
  3463. camping can lead to some
  3464. very valuable insights.
  3465.  
  3466. 835
  3467. 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,560
  3468. More people should be like you.
  3469.  
  3470. 836
  3471. 00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:11,590
  3472. You're quite the model citizen.
  3473.  
  3474. 837
  3475. 00:50:11,590 --> 00:50:13,070
  3476. - You know, I think they are.
  3477.  
  3478. 838
  3479. 00:50:13,070 --> 00:50:14,420
  3480. They just kinda put up this front
  3481.  
  3482. 839
  3483. 00:50:14,420 --> 00:50:16,330
  3484. for other people to make them think
  3485.  
  3486. 840
  3487. 00:50:16,330 --> 00:50:19,460
  3488. they live a certain way
  3489. and they're so happy.
  3490.  
  3491. 841
  3492. 00:50:19,460 --> 00:50:21,117
  3493. Especially out here in LA.
  3494.  
  3495. 842
  3496. 00:50:21,117 --> 00:50:22,960
  3497. Now that's deep.
  3498.  
  3499. 843
  3500. 00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:24,570
  3501. - Look, when people see me,
  3502.  
  3503. 844
  3504. 00:50:24,570 --> 00:50:27,150
  3505. they get a whole different idea about me.
  3506.  
  3507. 845
  3508. 00:50:27,150 --> 00:50:28,890
  3509. I can't imagine.
  3510.  
  3511. 846
  3512. 00:50:28,890 --> 00:50:32,107
  3513. - They see this gothic, emo, pussy boy.
  3514.  
  3515. 847
  3516. 00:50:32,969 --> 00:50:35,580
  3517. Well, I, I mean,
  3518. when you walked to the door,
  3519.  
  3520. 848
  3521. 00:50:35,580 --> 00:50:37,600
  3522. you looked like Bela Lugosi
  3523.  
  3524. 849
  3525. 00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:40,070
  3526. on his way to a Transylvania party.
  3527.  
  3528. 850
  3529. 00:50:40,070 --> 00:50:41,400
  3530. You don't really scream out,
  3531.  
  3532. 851
  3533. 00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,080
  3534. hey, come here and give me a hug.
  3535.  
  3536. 852
  3537. 00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:44,383
  3538. Touche.
  3539.  
  3540. 853
  3541. 00:50:45,302 --> 00:50:47,550
  3542. But you know, when people get to know me,
  3543.  
  3544. 854
  3545. 00:50:47,550 --> 00:50:50,470
  3546. they see that I'm actually just like them.
  3547.  
  3548. 855
  3549. 00:50:50,470 --> 00:50:52,590
  3550. But you're not like them.
  3551.  
  3552. 856
  3553. 00:50:52,590 --> 00:50:54,110
  3554. I'm not?
  3555.  
  3556. 857
  3557. 00:50:54,110 --> 00:50:55,870
  3558. You don't look like them.
  3559.  
  3560. 858
  3561. 00:50:55,870 --> 00:50:57,133
  3562. You don't act like them.
  3563.  
  3564. 859
  3565. 00:50:58,150 --> 00:50:59,920
  3566. Most people are judgemental.
  3567.  
  3568. 860
  3569. 00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:01,710
  3570. - Well, yeah, I'm judgemental too,
  3571.  
  3572. 861
  3573. 00:51:01,710 --> 00:51:03,930
  3574. but I don't know, you know what I mean.
  3575.  
  3576. 862
  3577. 00:51:03,930 --> 00:51:05,010
  3578. Yeah, but--
  3579.  
  3580. 863
  3581. 00:51:05,010 --> 00:51:08,730
  3582. - Just, what I'm saying is
  3583. just because I look like this
  3584.  
  3585. 864
  3586. 00:51:08,730 --> 00:51:11,010
  3587. doesn't mean that I'm a bad guy.
  3588.  
  3589. 865
  3590. 00:51:11,010 --> 00:51:14,000
  3591. It just means
  3592. you're misunderstood.
  3593.  
  3594. 866
  3595. 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,900
  3596. - I mean, I wouldn't even go that far.
  3597.  
  3598. 867
  3599. 00:51:17,770 --> 00:51:19,920
  3600. Hey, I'm up here to the right.
  3601.  
  3602. 868
  3603. 00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:20,753
  3604. Oh.
  3605.  
  3606. 869
  3607. 00:51:25,340 --> 00:51:26,173
  3608. Well,
  3609.  
  3610. 870
  3611. 00:51:27,190 --> 00:51:29,400
  3612. thank you for taking the time
  3613.  
  3614. 871
  3615. 00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:31,510
  3616. to have a meaningful conversation with me.
  3617.  
  3618. 872
  3619. 00:51:31,510 --> 00:51:33,000
  3620. - No problem, man.
  3621.  
  3622. 873
  3623. 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:37,313
  3624. Ah, hey, if you ever need
  3625. anything, um, here's my card.
  3626.  
  3627. 874
  3628. 00:51:38,210 --> 00:51:39,043
  3629. Okay.
  3630.  
  3631. 875
  3632. 00:51:39,950 --> 00:51:41,633
  3633. - Well, off to work, hmm.
  3634.  
  3635. 876
  3636. 00:51:42,650 --> 00:51:44,170
  3637. You work here?
  3638.  
  3639. 877
  3640. 00:51:44,170 --> 00:51:45,003
  3641. - Yeah.
  3642.  
  3643. 878
  3644. 00:51:45,003 --> 00:51:46,623
  3645. Got the graveyard shift.
  3646.  
  3647. 879
  3648. 00:51:48,220 --> 00:51:49,670
  3649. Drive safe.
  3650.  
  3651. 880
  3652. 00:51:49,670 --> 00:51:50,620
  3653. I'll try.
  3654.  
  3655. 881
  3656. 00:52:05,020 --> 00:52:06,860
  3657. Are you Jason?
  3658.  
  3659. 882
  3660. 00:52:06,860 --> 00:52:08,390
  3661. I should be.
  3662.  
  3663. 883
  3664. 00:52:08,390 --> 00:52:09,223
  3665. - Thanks.
  3666.  
  3667. 884
  3668. 00:52:29,059 --> 00:52:32,023
  3669. Adorbs little hula girl, isn't she?
  3670.  
  3671. 885
  3672. 00:52:33,340 --> 00:52:34,340
  3673. Thank you.
  3674.  
  3675. 886
  3676. 00:52:35,410 --> 00:52:37,837
  3677. - I was being sarcastic.
  3678.  
  3679. 887
  3680. 00:52:37,837 --> 00:52:38,920
  3681. Oh.
  3682.  
  3683. 888
  3684. 00:52:41,180 --> 00:52:44,340
  3685. - You just thought that
  3686. was adorable, didn't you?
  3687.  
  3688. 889
  3689. 00:52:44,340 --> 00:52:47,050
  3690. Like you didn't even think about like,
  3691.  
  3692. 890
  3693. 00:52:47,050 --> 00:52:52,050
  3694. the raping and pillaging of
  3695. like the continent of Hawaii?
  3696.  
  3697. 891
  3698. 00:52:52,125 --> 00:52:53,583
  3699. Hmm.
  3700.  
  3701. 892
  3702. 00:52:53,583 --> 00:52:56,110
  3703. I didn't realize Hawaii was a continent.
  3704.  
  3705. 893
  3706. 00:52:57,747 --> 00:52:58,960
  3707. No.
  3708.  
  3709. 894
  3710. 00:53:00,510 --> 00:53:01,830
  3711. No.
  3712.  
  3713. 895
  3714. 00:53:05,167 --> 00:53:07,000
  3715. At Goodwill.
  3716.  
  3717. 896
  3718. 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,343
  3719. It was a good find.
  3720.  
  3721. 897
  3722. 00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:14,410
  3723. - So, you're not gonna
  3724. take it down because
  3725.  
  3726. 898
  3727. 00:53:14,410 --> 00:53:18,410
  3728. like it was a really
  3729. good find at Goodwill?
  3730.  
  3731. 899
  3732. 00:53:18,410 --> 00:53:20,860
  3733. I didn't think
  3734. it would offend anyone.
  3735.  
  3736. 900
  3737. 00:53:20,860 --> 00:53:23,670
  3738. - Well, you as a white,
  3739.  
  3740. 901
  3741. 00:53:23,670 --> 00:53:26,100
  3742. privileged male should know that
  3743.  
  3744. 902
  3745. 00:53:26,100 --> 00:53:29,200
  3746. that is very offensive to some people.
  3747.  
  3748. 903
  3749. 00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:31,140
  3750. So now you're judging me?
  3751.  
  3752. 904
  3753. 00:53:31,140 --> 00:53:32,670
  3754. - I'm not judging you.
  3755.  
  3756. 905
  3757. 00:53:32,670 --> 00:53:34,710
  3758. I don't judge,
  3759.  
  3760. 906
  3761. 00:53:34,710 --> 00:53:36,670
  3762. but you're obviously ignorant
  3763.  
  3764. 907
  3765. 00:53:36,670 --> 00:53:38,370
  3766. because you didn't even know
  3767.  
  3768. 908
  3769. 00:53:38,370 --> 00:53:41,260
  3770. about the raping and pillaging of Hawaii.
  3771.  
  3772. 909
  3773. 00:53:41,260 --> 00:53:43,370
  3774. What do you want me to say?
  3775.  
  3776. 910
  3777. 00:53:43,370 --> 00:53:45,480
  3778. - I don't want you to say anything.
  3779.  
  3780. 911
  3781. 00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:47,110
  3782. I just want you to take down
  3783.  
  3784. 912
  3785. 00:53:47,110 --> 00:53:50,053
  3786. your little sexualized hula girl.
  3787.  
  3788. 913
  3789. 00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:52,180
  3790. Not gonna happen.
  3791.  
  3792. 914
  3793. 00:53:52,180 --> 00:53:54,473
  3794. You can give me one star if you want.
  3795.  
  3796. 915
  3797. 00:53:54,473 --> 00:53:58,540
  3798. - Huh, I will do more
  3799. than give you a one star.
  3800.  
  3801. 916
  3802. 00:53:58,540 --> 00:54:01,940
  3803. Cool, um, you can get off here.
  3804.  
  3805. 917
  3806. 00:54:01,940 --> 00:54:05,873
  3807. - No, I'd like you to
  3808. take me to my destination.
  3809.  
  3810. 918
  3811. 00:54:07,460 --> 00:54:09,020
  3812. Oh, sure.
  3813.  
  3814. 919
  3815. 00:54:09,020 --> 00:54:10,870
  3816. I'll totally do that.
  3817.  
  3818. 920
  3819. 00:54:10,870 --> 00:54:11,963
  3820. - Gee, thanks.
  3821.  
  3822. 921
  3823. 00:54:13,370 --> 00:54:16,330
  3824. I'm not quite
  3825. sure why my beautiful
  3826.  
  3827. 922
  3828. 00:54:16,330 --> 00:54:18,920
  3829. Hawaiian hula princess offends you.
  3830.  
  3831. 923
  3832. 00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:20,750
  3833. - Yeah, worst thing in the world
  3834.  
  3835. 924
  3836. 00:54:20,750 --> 00:54:23,570
  3837. is if someone takes away
  3838. your little hula tramp.
  3839.  
  3840. 925
  3841. 00:54:23,570 --> 00:54:24,410
  3842. Pretty funny.
  3843.  
  3844. 926
  3845. 00:54:24,410 --> 00:54:27,990
  3846. The real comedy is
  3847. how much you're offended by it.
  3848.  
  3849. 927
  3850. 00:54:27,990 --> 00:54:29,400
  3851. - I'm getting offended because this
  3852.  
  3853. 928
  3854. 00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:31,950
  3855. is something that hurts and effects me.
  3856.  
  3857. 929
  3858. 00:54:31,950 --> 00:54:34,190
  3859. How does it effect you again?
  3860.  
  3861. 930
  3862. 00:54:34,190 --> 00:54:36,050
  3863. - It's offensive.
  3864.  
  3865. 931
  3866. 00:54:36,050 --> 00:54:37,637
  3867. How many times do I have to tell you,
  3868.  
  3869. 932
  3870. 00:54:37,637 --> 00:54:39,483
  3871. you ignorant little twat?
  3872.  
  3873. 933
  3874. 00:54:40,670 --> 00:54:42,770
  3875. You look thirsty.
  3876.  
  3877. 934
  3878. 00:54:42,770 --> 00:54:44,112
  3879. Looks like you could use some
  3880.  
  3881. 935
  3882. 00:54:45,070 --> 00:54:46,375
  3883. water.
  3884.  
  3885. 936
  3886. 00:54:48,450 --> 00:54:52,373
  3887. - Oh, a thirsty girl like
  3888. you should stay hydrated.
  3889.  
  3890. 937
  3891. 00:54:53,580 --> 00:54:54,680
  3892. - Alright, look bitch.
  3893.  
  3894. 938
  3895. 00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:57,070
  3896. Maybe your other little hula whores
  3897.  
  3898. 939
  3899. 00:54:57,070 --> 00:54:59,219
  3900. would fall into your little thirst trap.
  3901.  
  3902. 940
  3903. 00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:04,021
  3904. - You think that all women are just toys.
  3905.  
  3906. 941
  3907. 00:55:04,021 --> 00:55:04,854
  3908. I didn't say that.
  3909.  
  3910. 942
  3911. 00:55:04,854 --> 00:55:06,550
  3912. - That's what you're saying
  3913.  
  3914. 943
  3915. 00:55:06,550 --> 00:55:09,330
  3916. by failing to take that stupid doll down.
  3917.  
  3918. 944
  3919. 00:55:09,330 --> 00:55:12,392
  3920. That we're all just toys
  3921. for boys to play with.
  3922.  
  3923. 945
  3924. 00:55:12,392 --> 00:55:13,720
  3925. Exactly.
  3926.  
  3927. 946
  3928. 00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:15,050
  3929. - Wow.
  3930.  
  3931. 947
  3932. 00:55:15,050 --> 00:55:19,200
  3933. I care way too much for you to
  3934. have such an obnoxious doll.
  3935.  
  3936. 948
  3937. 00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:20,890
  3938. That's sad, actually.
  3939.  
  3940. 949
  3941. 00:55:20,890 --> 00:55:23,326
  3942. - It's not sad, it's important.
  3943.  
  3944. 950
  3945. 00:55:23,326 --> 00:55:24,280
  3946. It's pathetic.
  3947.  
  3948. 951
  3949. 00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:26,160
  3950. - It's not pathetic.
  3951.  
  3952. 952
  3953. 00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:28,580
  3954. Can I have your name, please?
  3955.  
  3956. 953
  3957. 00:55:28,580 --> 00:55:31,000
  3958. The name is in the app.
  3959.  
  3960. 954
  3961. 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,053
  3962. - No, smart ass, your full name.
  3963.  
  3964. 955
  3965. 00:55:33,930 --> 00:55:34,763
  3966. Jason.
  3967.  
  3968. 956
  3969. 00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:38,960
  3970. Palmer.
  3971.  
  3972. 957
  3973. 00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:42,200
  3974. - Thank you.
  3975.  
  3976. 958
  3977. 00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:45,268
  3978. You're the worst
  3979. passenger I've ever had on Hitch.
  3980.  
  3981. 959
  3982. 00:55:45,268 --> 00:55:47,410
  3983. - Huh, I feel special.
  3984.  
  3985. 960
  3986. 00:55:47,410 --> 00:55:48,243
  3987. It's pathetic that
  3988.  
  3989. 961
  3990. 00:55:48,243 --> 00:55:50,298
  3991. you're taking offense to a doll.
  3992.  
  3993. 962
  3994. 00:55:50,298 --> 00:55:51,328
  3995. - Women
  3996.  
  3997. 963
  3998. 00:55:51,328 --> 00:55:52,515
  3999. are not dolls.
  4000.  
  4001. 964
  4002. 00:55:52,515 --> 00:55:53,348
  4003. Women are not dolls.
  4004.  
  4005. 965
  4006. 00:55:54,682 --> 00:55:55,778
  4007. This
  4008.  
  4009. 966
  4010. 00:55:55,778 --> 00:55:56,611
  4011. is a doll.
  4012.  
  4013. 967
  4014. 00:55:56,611 --> 00:56:00,370
  4015. - That is a disrespectful object
  4016. that you have in your car,
  4017.  
  4018. 968
  4019. 00:56:00,370 --> 00:56:01,203
  4020. and you
  4021.  
  4022. 969
  4023. 00:56:01,203 --> 00:56:02,050
  4024. as a
  4025.  
  4026. 970
  4027. 00:56:02,050 --> 00:56:03,210
  4028. fat,
  4029.  
  4030. 971
  4031. 00:56:03,210 --> 00:56:04,043
  4032. white,
  4033.  
  4034. 972
  4035. 00:56:04,043 --> 00:56:05,610
  4036. privileged male
  4037.  
  4038. 973
  4039. 00:56:05,610 --> 00:56:07,320
  4040. should know better that some people
  4041.  
  4042. 974
  4043. 00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:09,640
  4044. might find that offensive.
  4045.  
  4046. 975
  4047. 00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:11,890
  4048. You want me
  4049. to pull it off the dash?
  4050.  
  4051. 976
  4052. 00:56:11,890 --> 00:56:12,910
  4053. - No.
  4054. - It's Super Glued.
  4055.  
  4056. 977
  4057. 00:56:12,910 --> 00:56:14,320
  4058. - I'm just saying, you could just maybe
  4059.  
  4060. 978
  4061. 00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:16,890
  4062. set it down for like a second.
  4063.  
  4064. 979
  4065. 00:56:16,890 --> 00:56:19,010
  4066. You should know that not all passengers
  4067.  
  4068. 980
  4069. 00:56:19,010 --> 00:56:20,940
  4070. are going to find that amusing,
  4071.  
  4072. 981
  4073. 00:56:20,940 --> 00:56:22,180
  4074. and you're gonna experience
  4075.  
  4076. 982
  4077. 00:56:22,180 --> 00:56:24,213
  4078. this again, by the way, and again.
  4079.  
  4080. 983
  4081. 00:56:25,050 --> 00:56:25,883
  4082. Okay.
  4083.  
  4084. 984
  4085. 00:56:30,460 --> 00:56:31,630
  4086. - So,
  4087.  
  4088. 985
  4089. 00:56:31,630 --> 00:56:32,850
  4090. I hope
  4091.  
  4092. 986
  4093. 00:56:32,850 --> 00:56:34,220
  4094. that like from this lesson.
  4095.  
  4096. 987
  4097. 00:56:34,220 --> 00:56:35,990
  4098. What was the lesson again?
  4099.  
  4100. 988
  4101. 00:56:35,990 --> 00:56:38,440
  4102. That you're a bitch?
  4103.  
  4104. 989
  4105. 00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:39,290
  4106. Oh,
  4107.  
  4108. 990
  4109. 00:56:39,290 --> 00:56:40,123
  4110. cool lesson.
  4111.  
  4112. 991
  4113. 00:56:40,123 --> 00:56:41,580
  4114. - I'm not a bitch.
  4115.  
  4116. 992
  4117. 00:56:41,580 --> 00:56:43,704
  4118. You're not pleasant now are you?
  4119.  
  4120. 993
  4121. 00:56:43,704 --> 00:56:47,230
  4122. - Ah-ho, so now I haven't
  4123. been pleasant enough
  4124.  
  4125. 994
  4126. 00:56:47,230 --> 00:56:50,010
  4127. to the little fat man who's driving me.
  4128.  
  4129. 995
  4130. 00:56:50,010 --> 00:56:53,240
  4131. I've been nothing
  4132. but pleasant to you.
  4133.  
  4134. 996
  4135. 00:56:53,240 --> 00:56:56,530
  4136. - Bee-tee-dubs, I've been
  4137. recording this the entire time.
  4138.  
  4139. 997
  4140. 00:56:56,530 --> 00:56:57,999
  4141. I'm super excited.
  4142.  
  4143. 998
  4144. 00:56:57,999 --> 00:56:59,330
  4145. Oh,
  4146.  
  4147. 999
  4148. 00:56:59,330 --> 00:57:00,163
  4149. dope.
  4150.  
  4151. 1000
  4152. 00:57:00,163 --> 00:57:03,310
  4153. - You're gonna be on the World Wide Web.
  4154.  
  4155. 1001
  4156. 00:57:03,310 --> 00:57:07,670
  4157. Cool, I always wanted
  4158. to be an internet sensation.
  4159.  
  4160. 1002
  4161. 00:57:07,670 --> 00:57:09,100
  4162. - It'll be hilar.
  4163.  
  4164. 1003
  4165. 00:57:09,100 --> 00:57:10,550
  4166. I'm ending this ride now.
  4167.  
  4168. 1004
  4169. 00:57:10,550 --> 00:57:12,480
  4170. You can call another Hitch if you want to.
  4171.  
  4172. 1005
  4173. 00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:15,663
  4174. - No, you can take me
  4175. all the way to my house.
  4176.  
  4177. 1006
  4178. 00:57:15,663 --> 00:57:17,590
  4179. I'm, I'm ending the ride now.
  4180.  
  4181. 1007
  4182. 00:57:17,590 --> 00:57:19,360
  4183. Here's the sidewalk.
  4184.  
  4185. 1008
  4186. 00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:20,643
  4187. Have a wonderful night.
  4188.  
  4189. 1009
  4190. 00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:23,340
  4191. - Thank you.
  4192.  
  4193. 1010
  4194. 00:57:23,340 --> 00:57:24,770
  4195. I'm super excited.
  4196.  
  4197. 1011
  4198. 00:57:24,770 --> 00:57:26,930
  4199. Can I have your name again, please?
  4200.  
  4201. 1012
  4202. 00:57:26,930 --> 00:57:28,530
  4203. No.
  4204.  
  4205. 1013
  4206. 00:57:28,530 --> 00:57:29,520
  4207. - I want your name.
  4208.  
  4209. 1014
  4210. 00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:31,480
  4211. Give me your name again.
  4212.  
  4213. 1015
  4214. 00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:34,793
  4215. Look, please exit my vehicle.
  4216.  
  4217. 1016
  4218. 00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:38,260
  4219. - Fine, then I'll just stay here.
  4220.  
  4221. 1017
  4222. 00:57:38,260 --> 00:57:40,990
  4223. Please, get out of my vehicle.
  4224.  
  4225. 1018
  4226. 00:57:40,990 --> 00:57:42,280
  4227. - No, I won't.
  4228.  
  4229. 1019
  4230. 00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:44,350
  4231. Why don't you just call the police?
  4232.  
  4233. 1020
  4234. 00:57:44,350 --> 00:57:46,160
  4235. Why don't you just call 911
  4236.  
  4237. 1021
  4238. 00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:48,383
  4239. about how I won't get out of your car?
  4240.  
  4241. 1022
  4242. 00:57:50,870 --> 00:57:52,700
  4243. This is my vehicle,
  4244.  
  4245. 1023
  4246. 00:57:52,700 --> 00:57:55,403
  4247. and I am telling you to get out.
  4248.  
  4249. 1024
  4250. 00:57:57,050 --> 00:57:58,420
  4251. - Fine.
  4252.  
  4253. 1025
  4254. 00:57:58,420 --> 00:58:00,114
  4255. Here's what I'll do instead then.
  4256.  
  4257. 1026
  4258. 00:58:38,801 --> 00:58:41,421
  4259. - Don't come any closer to me, freak.
  4260.  
  4261. 1027
  4262. 00:58:41,421 --> 00:58:42,503
  4263. R, rape,
  4264.  
  4265. 1028
  4266. 00:58:42,503 --> 00:58:43,920
  4267. rape, no, no, no.
  4268.  
  4269. 1029
  4270. 00:59:02,716 --> 00:59:03,966
  4271. - Aloha, bitch.
  4272.  
  4273. 1030
  4274. 01:00:00,438 --> 01:00:03,074
  4275. Oh, my God,
  4276. I'm so lit.
  4277.  
  4278. 1031
  4279. 01:00:03,074 --> 01:00:03,929
  4280. - Oh, my God.
  4281.  
  4282. 1032
  4283. 01:00:03,929 --> 01:00:04,762
  4284. Oh, God,
  4285.  
  4286. 1033
  4287. 01:00:04,762 --> 01:00:05,595
  4288. me too.
  4289.  
  4290. 1034
  4291. 01:00:15,793 --> 01:00:17,710
  4292. Here we are.
  4293.  
  4294. 1035
  4295. 01:00:20,030 --> 01:00:22,330
  4296. C'mon, baby, let me go
  4297. show you my yacht, mmm.
  4298.  
  4299. 1036
  4300. 01:00:27,793 --> 01:00:28,643
  4301. Here you go, man.
  4302.  
  4303. 1037
  4304. 01:00:29,850 --> 01:00:31,883
  4305. You, you, you
  4306. really don't have to.
  4307.  
  4308. 1038
  4309. 01:00:31,883 --> 01:00:33,030
  4310. - Huh,
  4311.  
  4312. 1039
  4313. 01:00:33,030 --> 01:00:33,863
  4314. it's good.
  4315.  
  4316. 1040
  4317. 01:00:33,863 --> 01:00:34,696
  4318. Just take it.
  4319.  
  4320. 1041
  4321. 01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:38,340
  4322. Look, just, can you come back again?
  4323.  
  4324. 1042
  4325. 01:00:38,340 --> 01:00:41,340
  4326. What happened to the first girl?
  4327.  
  4328. 1043
  4329. 01:00:41,340 --> 01:00:42,510
  4330. - I dumped her.
  4331.  
  4332. 1044
  4333. 01:00:42,510 --> 01:00:45,380
  4334. Oh, so she was your girlfriend?
  4335.  
  4336. 1045
  4337. 01:00:45,380 --> 01:00:46,240
  4338. - I don't mean to be rude, alright,
  4339.  
  4340. 1046
  4341. 01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:48,110
  4342. but I'm not paying you to ask questions.
  4343.  
  4344. 1047
  4345. 01:00:48,110 --> 01:00:51,163
  4346. Just come back in about two hours.
  4347.  
  4348. 1048
  4349. 01:00:52,137 --> 01:00:53,310
  4350. I don't know.
  4351.  
  4352. 1049
  4353. 01:00:53,310 --> 01:00:54,510
  4354. Just once more.
  4355.  
  4356. 1050
  4357. 01:00:56,010 --> 01:00:57,696
  4358. I'm not sure about this.
  4359.  
  4360. 1051
  4361. 01:00:57,696 --> 01:01:00,480
  4362. - This time I'll really
  4363. make it worth your while.
  4364.  
  4365. 1052
  4366. 01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:02,080
  4367. If you say so.
  4368.  
  4369. 1053
  4370. 01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:03,793
  4371. - Alright, my man, two hours.
  4372.  
  4373. 1054
  4374. 01:01:11,060 --> 01:01:11,893
  4375. - [Anchor Michael
  4376. Buckley] Who wore it best,
  4377.  
  4378. 1055
  4379. 01:01:11,893 --> 01:01:13,350
  4380. Amy Toomer or Cassie the Lassie,
  4381.  
  4382. 1056
  4383. 01:01:13,350 --> 01:01:15,570
  4384. find out next on the fall
  4385. fashion fail of the week.
  4386.  
  4387. 1057
  4388. 01:01:15,570 --> 01:01:19,810
  4389. Ah, Los
  4390. Angeles, city of dreams.
  4391.  
  4392. 1058
  4393. 01:01:19,810 --> 01:01:21,460
  4394. The beaches,
  4395.  
  4396. 1059
  4397. 01:01:21,460 --> 01:01:22,870
  4398. the glam,
  4399.  
  4400. 1060
  4401. 01:01:22,870 --> 01:01:23,903
  4402. the celebrities,
  4403.  
  4404. 1061
  4405. 01:01:25,024 --> 01:01:26,690
  4406. the traffic.
  4407.  
  4408. 1062
  4409. 01:01:26,690 --> 01:01:29,340
  4410. Getting around this town
  4411. can sure be a hassle.
  4412.  
  4413. 1063
  4414. 01:01:29,340 --> 01:01:30,580
  4415. We're here to help.
  4416.  
  4417. 1064
  4418. 01:01:30,580 --> 01:01:33,540
  4419. Our experienced drivers and
  4420. our hybrid electric fleet
  4421.  
  4422. 1065
  4423. 01:01:33,540 --> 01:01:34,440
  4424. will--
  4425. - Breaking news.
  4426.  
  4427. 1066
  4428. 01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:36,890
  4429. Social media celebrity, Spankie Valentine
  4430.  
  4431. 1067
  4432. 01:01:36,890 --> 01:01:38,950
  4433. never showed up to her concert tonight
  4434.  
  4435. 1068
  4436. 01:01:38,950 --> 01:01:40,750
  4437. and is apparently missing.
  4438.  
  4439. 1069
  4440. 01:01:40,750 --> 01:01:44,140
  4441. The social media icon was last
  4442. seen on Snap in her Hitch,
  4443.  
  4444. 1070
  4445. 01:01:44,140 --> 01:01:46,710
  4446. in what appears to be
  4447. on the way to her show.
  4448.  
  4449. 1071
  4450. 01:01:46,710 --> 01:01:49,310
  4451. These two photos are the
  4452. last we heard from her.
  4453.  
  4454. 1072
  4455. 01:01:49,310 --> 01:01:52,140
  4456. The first one says my hitch
  4457. driver is making me late.
  4458.  
  4459. 1073
  4460. 01:01:52,140 --> 01:01:54,330
  4461. The next one says his name is Jason,
  4462.  
  4463. 1074
  4464. 01:01:54,330 --> 01:01:57,220
  4465. give him one star, thumbs down emoji.
  4466.  
  4467. 1075
  4468. 01:01:57,220 --> 01:02:00,300
  4469. This guy Jason looks like
  4470. a creep, if you ask me.
  4471.  
  4472. 1076
  4473. 01:02:00,300 --> 01:02:03,027
  4474. If you see or have any
  4475. information on this driver.
  4476.  
  4477. 1077
  4478. 01:02:05,430 --> 01:02:06,780
  4479. Ah, move over, dude.
  4480.  
  4481. 1078
  4482. 01:02:10,300 --> 01:02:11,433
  4483. Oops, sorry.
  4484.  
  4485. 1079
  4486. 01:02:11,433 --> 01:02:12,500
  4487. Just sit in the front, dude.
  4488.  
  4489. 1080
  4490. 01:02:12,500 --> 01:02:14,070
  4491. Yeah, go in the
  4492. front, you big dick.
  4493.  
  4494. 1081
  4495. 01:02:14,070 --> 01:02:15,930
  4496. Too late, sandwich party.
  4497.  
  4498. 1082
  4499. 01:02:15,930 --> 01:02:17,030
  4500. Oh, not again.
  4501.  
  4502. 1083
  4503. 01:02:18,554 --> 01:02:19,804
  4504. Oh, man.
  4505.  
  4506. 1084
  4507. 01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:25,220
  4508. - Hey, you look like that guy on the news.
  4509.  
  4510. 1085
  4511. 01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:33,539
  4512. - Oh, that guy.
  4513.  
  4514. 1086
  4515. 01:02:33,539 --> 01:02:34,850
  4516. Oh, that guy.
  4517.  
  4518. 1087
  4519. 01:02:34,850 --> 01:02:36,673
  4520. I beg your pardon?
  4521.  
  4522. 1088
  4523. 01:02:39,250 --> 01:02:40,460
  4524. It's been all over the news.
  4525.  
  4526. 1089
  4527. 01:02:40,460 --> 01:02:42,510
  4528. There's like this Hitch Driver Killer
  4529.  
  4530. 1090
  4531. 01:02:42,510 --> 01:02:44,830
  4532. or Hitch Killer Driver, whatever.
  4533.  
  4534. 1091
  4535. 01:02:44,830 --> 01:02:47,180
  4536. They sent like a sigalert out.
  4537.  
  4538. 1092
  4539. 01:02:47,180 --> 01:02:48,430
  4540. Didn't you get one?
  4541.  
  4542. 1093
  4543. 01:02:48,430 --> 01:02:49,790
  4544. Oh, is there now?
  4545.  
  4546. 1094
  4547. 01:02:49,790 --> 01:02:52,750
  4548. - Yeah, and it's funny, you
  4549. kinda match the description.
  4550.  
  4551. 1095
  4552. 01:02:52,750 --> 01:02:55,280
  4553. Oh, well that's mumbo jumbo.
  4554.  
  4555. 1096
  4556. 01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:57,170
  4557. - We're just messin' with ya, man.
  4558.  
  4559. 1097
  4560. 01:02:57,170 --> 01:02:58,270
  4561. Hey, look it up.
  4562.  
  4563. 1098
  4564. 01:02:58,270 --> 01:02:59,103
  4565. Look it up.
  4566.  
  4567. 1099
  4568. 01:03:01,490 --> 01:03:02,670
  4569. - Dude, he's the killer.
  4570.  
  4571. 1100
  4572. 01:03:02,670 --> 01:03:04,350
  4573. He's totally the killer.
  4574.  
  4575. 1101
  4576. 01:03:04,350 --> 01:03:06,600
  4577. Dude, I think he
  4578. actually is the killer.
  4579.  
  4580. 1102
  4581. 01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:08,660
  4582. - I know, dude, that's
  4583. what I just told him.
  4584.  
  4585. 1103
  4586. 01:03:08,660 --> 01:03:11,900
  4587. Okay, okay, what was the killer's name?
  4588.  
  4589. 1104
  4590. 01:03:11,900 --> 01:03:14,290
  4591. Do you remember him, do you remember?
  4592.  
  4593. 1105
  4594. 01:03:14,290 --> 01:03:15,970
  4595. - Ah, it was Jason.
  4596.  
  4597. 1106
  4598. 01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:20,973
  4599. - The app said Justin.
  4600.  
  4601. 1107
  4602. 01:03:28,824 --> 01:03:29,657
  4603. - No.
  4604.  
  4605. 1108
  4606. 01:03:31,870 --> 01:03:33,450
  4607. - Well, check the app, dude.
  4608.  
  4609. 1109
  4610. 01:03:33,450 --> 01:03:34,430
  4611. - Okay, jeez.
  4612. - Yeah, c'mon.
  4613.  
  4614. 1110
  4615. 01:03:34,430 --> 01:03:36,530
  4616. - Give me a second.
  4617. - C'mon, hurry up.
  4618.  
  4619. 1111
  4620. 01:03:36,530 --> 01:03:38,130
  4621. I'm on like one percent.
  4622.  
  4623. 1112
  4624. 01:03:39,837 --> 01:03:42,133
  4625. - It's ah,
  4626.  
  4627. 1113
  4628. 01:03:42,133 --> 01:03:43,220
  4629. it's dead.
  4630.  
  4631. 1114
  4632. 01:03:43,220 --> 01:03:45,490
  4633. Oh, what'd we do?
  4634.  
  4635. 1115
  4636. 01:03:45,490 --> 01:03:48,290
  4637. - Nothing, we do nothing.
  4638.  
  4639. 1116
  4640. 01:03:48,290 --> 01:03:49,170
  4641. We act
  4642.  
  4643. 1117
  4644. 01:03:49,170 --> 01:03:50,180
  4645. calm,
  4646.  
  4647. 1118
  4648. 01:03:50,180 --> 01:03:51,660
  4649. and we be
  4650.  
  4651. 1119
  4652. 01:03:51,660 --> 01:03:53,220
  4653. cool.
  4654.  
  4655. 1120
  4656. 01:03:53,220 --> 01:03:55,827
  4657. - Calm and cool, yeah, I can do.
  4658.  
  4659. 1121
  4660. 01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:05,110
  4661. Oh, I can't do this, I'm way too hammered.
  4662.  
  4663. 1122
  4664. 01:04:05,110 --> 01:04:07,030
  4665. Too hammered for what exactly?
  4666.  
  4667. 1123
  4668. 01:04:07,030 --> 01:04:09,503
  4669. - Not, not, even to hammer, what, nothing.
  4670.  
  4671. 1124
  4672. 01:04:12,430 --> 01:04:15,413
  4673. - How sure are you his
  4674. name was Justin on the app?
  4675.  
  4676. 1125
  4677. 01:04:16,859 --> 01:04:18,657
  4678. - Pretty sure.
  4679.  
  4680. 1126
  4681. 01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:21,920
  4682. That's not gonna cut it.
  4683.  
  4684. 1127
  4685. 01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:23,230
  4686. Why don't we ask him his name?
  4687.  
  4688. 1128
  4689. 01:04:23,230 --> 01:04:24,860
  4690. That's a novel idea.
  4691.  
  4692. 1129
  4693. 01:04:24,860 --> 01:04:26,080
  4694. - Okay.
  4695.  
  4696. 1130
  4697. 01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:26,913
  4698. - Okay.
  4699. - Let's do it.
  4700.  
  4701. 1131
  4702. 01:04:26,913 --> 01:04:28,011
  4703. Let's do it.
  4704. - Let's do it.
  4705.  
  4706. 1132
  4707. 01:04:28,011 --> 01:04:29,284
  4708. - Let's do it.
  4709. - Yeah.
  4710.  
  4711. 1133
  4712. 01:04:29,284 --> 01:04:31,106
  4713. - Let's do it.
  4714. - Let's do it.
  4715.  
  4716. 1134
  4717. 01:04:31,106 --> 01:04:32,180
  4718. - That's what I said, let's do it.
  4719.  
  4720. 1135
  4721. 01:04:37,030 --> 01:04:38,241
  4722. - Okay, so ask him his name.
  4723.  
  4724. 1136
  4725. 01:04:38,241 --> 01:04:39,650
  4726. - You, you ask him.
  4727.  
  4728. 1137
  4729. 01:04:39,650 --> 01:04:41,793
  4730. - You ordered the Hitch, not me.
  4731.  
  4732. 1138
  4733. 01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:44,840
  4734. - I think Ed should ask.
  4735.  
  4736. 1139
  4737. 01:04:47,270 --> 01:04:49,280
  4738. Does it not say in your app?
  4739.  
  4740. 1140
  4741. 01:04:49,280 --> 01:04:51,703
  4742. - Yeah, but this guy's an
  4743. idiot and his phone died.
  4744.  
  4745. 1141
  4746. 01:04:51,703 --> 01:04:52,690
  4747. - Huh, yeah, I'm an idiot.
  4748.  
  4749. 1142
  4750. 01:04:52,690 --> 01:04:54,310
  4751. My phone died.
  4752.  
  4753. 1143
  4754. 01:04:54,310 --> 01:04:56,090
  4755. - Yeah, dumb ass.
  4756. - Just, you know, curious.
  4757.  
  4758. 1144
  4759. 01:04:56,090 --> 01:04:57,580
  4760. It's okay.
  4761.  
  4762. 1145
  4763. 01:04:57,580 --> 01:04:58,783
  4764. My name is Justin.
  4765.  
  4766. 1146
  4767. 01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:03,430
  4768. - I can't tell if you're messing with us.
  4769.  
  4770. 1147
  4771. 01:05:03,430 --> 01:05:04,263
  4772. Is he messing with us?
  4773.  
  4774. 1148
  4775. 01:05:04,263 --> 01:05:05,340
  4776. - I can't tell.
  4777.  
  4778. 1149
  4779. 01:05:05,340 --> 01:05:07,400
  4780. Why would I be messing with you?
  4781.  
  4782. 1150
  4783. 01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:08,920
  4784. - Because you're a psycho killer,
  4785.  
  4786. 1151
  4787. 01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:10,380
  4788. dude.
  4789. - Ed.
  4790.  
  4791. 1152
  4792. 01:05:10,380 --> 01:05:14,610
  4793. - I mean, just kidding.
  4794.  
  4795. 1153
  4796. 01:05:14,610 --> 01:05:16,060
  4797. Dude, he's definitely the killer.
  4798.  
  4799. 1154
  4800. 01:05:16,060 --> 01:05:17,700
  4801. - 100%.
  4802.  
  4803. 1155
  4804. 01:05:19,140 --> 01:05:20,430
  4805. - Nothing.
  4806.  
  4807. 1156
  4808. 01:05:20,430 --> 01:05:21,500
  4809. We do nothing.
  4810.  
  4811. 1157
  4812. 01:05:23,300 --> 01:05:24,630
  4813. - He's one dude.
  4814.  
  4815. 1158
  4816. 01:05:24,630 --> 01:05:26,260
  4817. We're three dudes.
  4818.  
  4819. 1159
  4820. 01:05:26,260 --> 01:05:27,810
  4821. We could totally take him.
  4822.  
  4823. 1160
  4824. 01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:30,836
  4825. Sure.
  4826.  
  4827. 1161
  4828. 01:05:30,836 --> 01:05:32,480
  4829. - Yeah, just a little louder.
  4830.  
  4831. 1162
  4832. 01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:34,239
  4833. Just, turn it up, turn it up.
  4834.  
  4835. 1163
  4836. 01:05:34,239 --> 01:05:37,570
  4837. That's as loud as it goes.
  4838.  
  4839. 1164
  4840. 01:05:38,626 --> 01:05:39,597
  4841. - He doesn't have a gun.
  4842.  
  4843. 1165
  4844. 01:05:39,597 --> 01:05:40,570
  4845. - Yeah, but he might have a gun.
  4846.  
  4847. 1166
  4848. 01:05:40,570 --> 01:05:41,943
  4849. - Because killers have guns.
  4850.  
  4851. 1167
  4852. 01:05:41,943 --> 01:05:42,937
  4853. He doesn't have a gun.
  4854.  
  4855. 1168
  4856. 01:05:42,937 --> 01:05:43,936
  4857. - Stop, stop, stop.
  4858. - Well, I think we should
  4859.  
  4860. 1169
  4861. 01:05:43,936 --> 01:05:45,319
  4862. check, he might have one.
  4863. - Don't think, no, nobody's,
  4864.  
  4865. 1170
  4866. 01:05:45,319 --> 01:05:46,376
  4867. - He might have one hid.
  4868. got, nobody,
  4869.  
  4870. 1171
  4871. 01:05:46,376 --> 01:05:48,810
  4872. nobody's got a gun.
  4873. - Boys, I don't have a gun.
  4874.  
  4875. 1172
  4876. 01:05:48,810 --> 01:05:50,520
  4877. My name is Justin.
  4878.  
  4879. 1173
  4880. 01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:52,100
  4881. I'm not the killer.
  4882.  
  4883. 1174
  4884. 01:05:52,100 --> 01:05:55,800
  4885. As you said for yourself,
  4886. the killer's name is Jason.
  4887.  
  4888. 1175
  4889. 01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:57,500
  4890. You have nothing to worry about.
  4891.  
  4892. 1176
  4893. 01:05:57,500 --> 01:05:58,891
  4894. - I thought you said you didn't
  4895.  
  4896. 1177
  4897. 01:05:58,891 --> 01:06:00,421
  4898. know anything about it?
  4899. - Okay, yeah, it's cool.
  4900.  
  4901. 1178
  4902. 01:06:00,421 --> 01:06:03,620
  4903. You know what, I'm sorry, man,
  4904. we're just a little tipsy.
  4905.  
  4906. 1179
  4907. 01:06:03,620 --> 01:06:04,453
  4908. Our bad.
  4909.  
  4910. 1180
  4911. 01:06:04,453 --> 01:06:05,580
  4912. No worries.
  4913.  
  4914. 1181
  4915. 01:06:05,580 --> 01:06:07,730
  4916. We're only five minutes away.
  4917.  
  4918. 1182
  4919. 01:06:07,730 --> 01:06:08,870
  4920. Here,
  4921.  
  4922. 1183
  4923. 01:06:08,870 --> 01:06:10,253
  4924. have some waters.
  4925.  
  4926. 1184
  4927. 01:06:11,570 --> 01:06:12,403
  4928. - Thanks.
  4929.  
  4930. 1185
  4931. 01:06:13,540 --> 01:06:14,950
  4932. - Dude, du, du, du, du,
  4933. dude, don't drink that.
  4934.  
  4935. 1186
  4936. 01:06:14,950 --> 01:06:16,508
  4937. Don't drink that.
  4938.  
  4939. 1187
  4940. 01:06:17,580 --> 01:06:19,230
  4941. - No, dude, what if it's
  4942.  
  4943. 1188
  4944. 01:06:19,230 --> 01:06:20,397
  4945. rape water?
  4946.  
  4947. 1189
  4948. 01:06:20,397 --> 01:06:23,030
  4949. - Uh, uh-hum, yeah,
  4950. yeah, yeah, rape water.
  4951.  
  4952. 1190
  4953. 01:06:23,030 --> 01:06:25,660
  4954. It's water people give
  4955. you so they can rape you.
  4956.  
  4957. 1191
  4958. 01:06:25,660 --> 01:06:27,354
  4959. - Dude, I'm takin' my chances.
  4960.  
  4961. 1192
  4962. 01:06:30,130 --> 01:06:32,920
  4963. - Dude, if you end up in a
  4964. gutter with a sore butt hole,
  4965.  
  4966. 1193
  4967. 01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:34,440
  4968. that is one you.
  4969.  
  4970. 1194
  4971. 01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:37,480
  4972. Ah, hey, listen man, ah,
  4973. it looks like actually,
  4974.  
  4975. 1195
  4976. 01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:39,330
  4977. this is great, you can
  4978. just drop us off here,
  4979.  
  4980. 1196
  4981. 01:06:39,330 --> 01:06:41,310
  4982. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, just right
  4983. up the street, right here.
  4984.  
  4985. 1197
  4986. 01:06:41,310 --> 01:06:43,987
  4987. - Strange, the app says
  4988. we're five minutes away.
  4989.  
  4990. 1198
  4991. 01:06:43,987 --> 01:06:45,500
  4992. - No, you know, that's wrong.
  4993.  
  4994. 1199
  4995. 01:06:45,500 --> 01:06:47,326
  4996. Maps are stupid, this is the bar.
  4997.  
  4998. 1200
  4999. 01:06:47,326 --> 01:06:49,466
  5000. - Uh-huh.
  5001. - This, this isn't the bar.
  5002.  
  5003. 1201
  5004. 01:06:49,466 --> 01:06:50,920
  5005. Ow, what did you do that for?
  5006.  
  5007. 1202
  5008. 01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:52,290
  5009. - You can just pull over here.
  5010.  
  5011. 1203
  5012. 01:06:52,290 --> 01:06:53,123
  5013. Thank you.
  5014.  
  5015. 1204
  5016. 01:06:53,123 --> 01:06:53,956
  5017. Are you sure?
  5018.  
  5019. 1205
  5020. 01:06:53,956 --> 01:06:55,820
  5021. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is great.
  5022.  
  5023. 1206
  5024. 01:06:55,820 --> 01:06:57,240
  5025. This is great.
  5026.  
  5027. 1207
  5028. 01:06:57,240 --> 01:06:58,440
  5029. - Oh,
  5030.  
  5031. 1208
  5032. 01:06:58,440 --> 01:07:00,000
  5033. okay.
  5034.  
  5035. 1209
  5036. 01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:01,370
  5037. Have a great night.
  5038.  
  5039. 1210
  5040. 01:07:01,370 --> 01:07:02,370
  5041. - Great, thanks, man.
  5042.  
  5043. 1211
  5044. 01:07:02,370 --> 01:07:03,203
  5045. - Thanks.
  5046.  
  5047. 1212
  5048. 01:07:03,203 --> 01:07:04,036
  5049. - Thanks.
  5050. - Get out of the car,
  5051.  
  5052. 1213
  5053. 01:07:04,036 --> 01:07:06,913
  5054. get out of the car.
  5055. - Alright, alright.
  5056.  
  5057. 1214
  5058. 01:07:12,970 --> 01:07:15,420
  5059. So, yeah, that was
  5060. definitely the killer.
  5061.  
  5062. 1215
  5063. 01:07:15,420 --> 01:07:17,458
  5064. - No, shit, Sherlock.
  5065.  
  5066. 1216
  5067. 01:07:20,060 --> 01:07:21,003
  5068. - Yes.
  5069.  
  5070. 1217
  5071. 01:07:22,370 --> 01:07:24,210
  5072. - But he said his name was Justin.
  5073.  
  5074. 1218
  5075. 01:07:24,210 --> 01:07:26,570
  5076. The app said his name was Justin.
  5077.  
  5078. 1219
  5079. 01:07:26,570 --> 01:07:28,620
  5080. I'm pretty sure--
  5081. - He said his name was Justin.
  5082.  
  5083. 1220
  5084. 01:07:28,620 --> 01:07:30,500
  5085. so his name must be Justin?
  5086.  
  5087. 1221
  5088. 01:07:30,500 --> 01:07:31,930
  5089. I say my name is Josh,
  5090.  
  5091. 1222
  5092. 01:07:31,930 --> 01:07:34,110
  5093. and I'm a huge dip shit.
  5094.  
  5095. 1223
  5096. 01:07:34,110 --> 01:07:35,800
  5097. - Yeah, but you're not Josh.
  5098.  
  5099. 1224
  5100. 01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:36,633
  5101. I'm Josh.
  5102.  
  5103. 1225
  5104. 01:07:38,150 --> 01:07:39,670
  5105. - Do you really think
  5106. he's gonna roll up to us
  5107.  
  5108. 1226
  5109. 01:07:39,670 --> 01:07:41,760
  5110. and be like, hey guys, my name's Jason,
  5111.  
  5112. 1227
  5113. 01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:43,660
  5114. the serial killer Hitch driver?
  5115.  
  5116. 1228
  5117. 01:07:43,660 --> 01:07:44,630
  5118. I'm a murderer.
  5119.  
  5120. 1229
  5121. 01:07:44,630 --> 01:07:45,963
  5122. Welcome to your nightmare.
  5123.  
  5124. 1230
  5125. 01:07:47,305 --> 01:07:49,027
  5126. - Oh, that's a good point, yeah.
  5127.  
  5128. 1231
  5129. 01:07:49,027 --> 01:07:50,870
  5130. So, let's just get to a bar,
  5131.  
  5132. 1232
  5133. 01:07:50,870 --> 01:07:53,060
  5134. find you a charger, turn your phone on,
  5135.  
  5136. 1233
  5137. 01:07:53,060 --> 01:07:55,700
  5138. and then we can report
  5139. this son of a bitch.
  5140.  
  5141. 1234
  5142. 01:07:55,700 --> 01:07:57,100
  5143. - Wait, give, give me a sec.
  5144.  
  5145. 1235
  5146. 01:08:00,547 --> 01:08:01,380
  5147. - Uh,
  5148.  
  5149. 1236
  5150. 01:08:01,380 --> 01:08:02,572
  5151. Jesus Christ.
  5152.  
  5153. 1237
  5154. 01:08:02,572 --> 01:08:03,405
  5155. - Jesus.
  5156.  
  5157. 1238
  5158. 01:08:12,070 --> 01:08:12,903
  5159. Yes.
  5160.  
  5161. 1239
  5162. 01:08:12,903 --> 01:08:14,320
  5163. Crazy.
  5164.  
  5165. 1240
  5166. 01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:15,670
  5167. - Yeah, man, I feel sorry for whoever
  5168.  
  5169. 1241
  5170. 01:08:15,670 --> 01:08:17,570
  5171. has to get in that Hitch driver's car.
  5172.  
  5173. 1242
  5174. 01:08:18,620 --> 01:08:20,560
  5175. Likewise.
  5176.  
  5177. 1243
  5178. 01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:21,890
  5179. - I mean, I, I, I, honestly,
  5180.  
  5181. 1244
  5182. 01:08:21,890 --> 01:08:23,380
  5183. I wasn't even gonna get one with all
  5184.  
  5185. 1245
  5186. 01:08:23,380 --> 01:08:24,770
  5187. the hubbub and shit goin' on.
  5188.  
  5189. 1246
  5190. 01:08:24,770 --> 01:08:27,260
  5191. But you decided to anyway?
  5192.  
  5193. 1247
  5194. 01:08:27,260 --> 01:08:29,140
  5195. - Yeah, man, I mean, I'm starving.
  5196.  
  5197. 1248
  5198. 01:08:29,140 --> 01:08:30,370
  5199. I don't have anymore food at home,
  5200.  
  5201. 1249
  5202. 01:08:30,370 --> 01:08:33,040
  5203. and I haven't eaten all day, so.
  5204.  
  5205. 1250
  5206. 01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:35,500
  5207. So you decided
  5208. to go grocery shopping
  5209.  
  5210. 1251
  5211. 01:08:35,500 --> 01:08:37,100
  5212. at one in the morning?
  5213.  
  5214. 1252
  5215. 01:08:37,100 --> 01:08:38,730
  5216. - Hey, man, I mean, when you gotta eat,
  5217.  
  5218. 1253
  5219. 01:08:38,730 --> 01:08:40,770
  5220. you gotta eat and, and plus,
  5221.  
  5222. 1254
  5223. 01:08:40,770 --> 01:08:43,230
  5224. I mean, if I was to ride
  5225. with that Hitch driver,
  5226.  
  5227. 1255
  5228. 01:08:43,230 --> 01:08:45,910
  5229. he wouldn't be able to fool me
  5230. like he does everybody else.
  5231.  
  5232. 1256
  5233. 01:08:45,910 --> 01:08:46,743
  5234. Oh, yeah?
  5235.  
  5236. 1257
  5237. 01:08:46,743 --> 01:08:47,576
  5238. - Yeah, man, I mean, apparently
  5239.  
  5240. 1258
  5241. 01:08:47,576 --> 01:08:49,800
  5242. he's giving people drugged up waters.
  5243.  
  5244. 1259
  5245. 01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:50,633
  5246. Really?
  5247.  
  5248. 1260
  5249. 01:08:50,633 --> 01:08:52,960
  5250. - Mm-hmm, so rule number one,
  5251.  
  5252. 1261
  5253. 01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:55,818
  5254. don't drink the damn water
  5255. the Hitch driver gives you.
  5256.  
  5257. 1262
  5258. 01:08:55,818 --> 01:08:58,313
  5259. That sounds
  5260. like a great strategy.
  5261.  
  5262. 1263
  5263. 01:08:59,230 --> 01:09:00,063
  5264. - It's simple.
  5265.  
  5266. 1264
  5267. 01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:03,645
  5268. Would you like a
  5269.  
  5270. 1265
  5271. 01:09:03,645 --> 01:09:05,790
  5272. Gummi Bear?
  5273.  
  5274. 1266
  5275. 01:09:05,790 --> 01:09:08,433
  5276. - Mm, I love Gummi Bears, thank you.
  5277.  
  5278. 1267
  5279. 01:09:13,958 --> 01:09:17,520
  5280. But anyway, if I were to get killed,
  5281.  
  5282. 1268
  5283. 01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:18,740
  5284. I aint goin' out like no bitch.
  5285.  
  5286. 1269
  5287. 01:09:18,740 --> 01:09:20,190
  5288. I'm goin' down like a badass.
  5289.  
  5290. 1270
  5291. 01:09:21,410 --> 01:09:23,610
  5292. How does one
  5293. go out like a badass?
  5294.  
  5295. 1271
  5296. 01:09:24,973 --> 01:09:26,023
  5297. - I don't know, like,
  5298.  
  5299. 1272
  5300. 01:09:27,650 --> 01:09:30,300
  5301. what if he sets me on fire
  5302. and throws me off a cliff?
  5303.  
  5304. 1273
  5305. 01:09:31,230 --> 01:09:33,730
  5306. And you don't
  5307. feel like that's overkill?
  5308.  
  5309. 1274
  5310. 01:09:43,172 --> 01:09:46,090
  5311. - Uh-oh, we got some heat on our tail.
  5312.  
  5313. 1275
  5314. 01:09:46,090 --> 01:09:47,140
  5315. I see that.
  5316.  
  5317. 1276
  5318. 01:09:48,258 --> 01:09:49,945
  5319. - Hope he don't pull us over.
  5320.  
  5321. 1277
  5322. 01:09:49,945 --> 01:09:51,863
  5323. Now, why would they do that?
  5324.  
  5325. 1278
  5326. 01:09:53,852 --> 01:09:55,403
  5327. - You never know nowadays, man.
  5328.  
  5329. 1279
  5330. 01:10:01,118 --> 01:10:02,550
  5331. It's not lookin' good for you, man.
  5332.  
  5333. 1280
  5334. 01:10:02,550 --> 01:10:04,810
  5335. Look, will you shut up?
  5336.  
  5337. 1281
  5338. 01:10:04,810 --> 01:10:06,483
  5339. - Oh, oh, man, just,
  5340.  
  5341. 1282
  5342. 01:10:07,412 --> 01:10:08,329
  5343. just chill.
  5344.  
  5345. 1283
  5346. 01:11:11,240 --> 01:11:14,050
  5347. - No problem, license
  5348. and registration, please?
  5349.  
  5350. 1284
  5351. 01:11:17,350 --> 01:11:19,963
  5352. - I'm not not cooperating, sir.
  5353.  
  5354. 1285
  5355. 01:11:22,990 --> 01:11:24,723
  5356. - No deal, he, um,
  5357.  
  5358. 1286
  5359. 01:11:25,608 --> 01:11:28,720
  5360. he just had a, a long night.
  5361.  
  5362. 1287
  5363. 01:11:30,470 --> 01:11:32,710
  5364. - No, sir, I, I, in fact, I'll probably
  5365.  
  5366. 1288
  5367. 01:11:32,710 --> 01:11:33,990
  5368. go a few more hours, actually.
  5369.  
  5370. 1289
  5371. 01:11:33,990 --> 01:11:36,130
  5372. - Look, we can do this the easy way
  5373.  
  5374. 1290
  5375. 01:11:36,130 --> 01:11:38,000
  5376. or the hard way, your choice.
  5377.  
  5378. 1291
  5379. 01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:40,430
  5380. - Officer of the law,
  5381. is, is that a threat?
  5382.  
  5383. 1292
  5384. 01:11:41,750 --> 01:11:42,800
  5385. Okay, okay.
  5386.  
  5387. 1293
  5388. 01:11:52,440 --> 01:11:53,273
  5389. - Hold on a sec.
  5390.  
  5391. 1294
  5392. 01:12:00,940 --> 01:12:02,060
  5393. - No.
  5394.  
  5395. 1295
  5396. 01:12:05,990 --> 01:12:07,420
  5397. Answer me, you ever been arrested?
  5398.  
  5399. 1296
  5400. 01:12:07,420 --> 01:12:09,030
  5401. - Yes, once.
  5402.  
  5403. 1297
  5404. 01:12:09,030 --> 01:12:10,690
  5405. What for?
  5406.  
  5407. 1298
  5408. 01:12:10,690 --> 01:12:12,270
  5409. - Trespassing.
  5410.  
  5411. 1299
  5412. 01:12:15,640 --> 01:12:17,673
  5413. - We were ghost hunting.
  5414.  
  5415. 1300
  5416. 01:12:20,720 --> 01:12:21,903
  5417. - I was 17.
  5418.  
  5419. 1301
  5420. 01:12:26,730 --> 01:12:28,120
  5421. - Now don't get smart with me, buddy.
  5422.  
  5423. 1302
  5424. 01:12:28,120 --> 01:12:30,240
  5425. - I'm not, I'm not.
  5426.  
  5427. 1303
  5428. 01:12:30,240 --> 01:12:31,420
  5429. I'm 42, sir.
  5430.  
  5431. 1304
  5432. 01:12:31,420 --> 01:12:33,970
  5433. - You don't look 42.
  5434.  
  5435. 1305
  5436. 01:12:33,970 --> 01:12:35,160
  5437. - Thank you.
  5438.  
  5439. 1306
  5440. 01:12:35,160 --> 01:12:36,970
  5441. - That wasn't a compliment.
  5442.  
  5443. 1307
  5444. 01:12:36,970 --> 01:12:39,373
  5445. - Look, sir, I really
  5446. need to get him home.
  5447.  
  5448. 1308
  5449. 01:12:41,110 --> 01:12:42,320
  5450. On a
  5451. hunch, it doesn't look
  5452.  
  5453. 1309
  5454. 01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:44,040
  5455. like he's in a rush.
  5456.  
  5457. 1310
  5458. 01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:46,123
  5459. - Regardless, I'm on the clock.
  5460.  
  5461. 1311
  5462. 01:12:47,020 --> 01:12:49,760
  5463. - Don't you get more money,
  5464. ah, for a longer ride?
  5465.  
  5466. 1312
  5467. 01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:53,490
  5468. - I do, but if I take too
  5469. long it can effect my score.
  5470.  
  5471. 1313
  5472. 01:12:54,830 --> 01:12:56,660
  5473. - 4.91.
  5474.  
  5475. 1314
  5476. 01:12:56,660 --> 01:12:57,940
  5477. - Hmm.
  5478.  
  5479. 1315
  5480. 01:12:57,940 --> 01:12:59,120
  5481. Why not five?
  5482.  
  5483. 1316
  5484. 01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:00,770
  5485. - Because five is unattainable.
  5486.  
  5487. 1317
  5488. 01:13:00,770 --> 01:13:01,970
  5489. Look sir, no offense,
  5490.  
  5491. 1318
  5492. 01:13:01,970 --> 01:13:04,340
  5493. but don't you have anything better to do?
  5494.  
  5495. 1319
  5496. 01:13:04,340 --> 01:13:05,993
  5497. - As a matter of fact, I don't.
  5498.  
  5499. 1320
  5500. 01:13:09,480 --> 01:13:11,480
  5501. Look, if you must know,
  5502.  
  5503. 1321
  5504. 01:13:11,480 --> 01:13:14,450
  5505. you fit the description of
  5506. somebody we've been looking for.
  5507.  
  5508. 1322
  5509. 01:13:14,450 --> 01:13:15,600
  5510. - What,
  5511.  
  5512. 1323
  5513. 01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:17,530
  5514. a fat guy in a car?
  5515.  
  5516. 1324
  5517. 01:13:17,530 --> 01:13:19,140
  5518. - It has nothing to do with your weight.
  5519.  
  5520. 1325
  5521. 01:13:19,140 --> 01:13:21,550
  5522. - No, I get it, I understand now.
  5523.  
  5524. 1326
  5525. 01:13:21,550 --> 01:13:23,130
  5526. You're looking for a fat guy,
  5527.  
  5528. 1327
  5529. 01:13:23,130 --> 01:13:25,650
  5530. and you see me driving
  5531. around in this vehicle,
  5532.  
  5533. 1328
  5534. 01:13:25,650 --> 01:13:27,580
  5535. so automatically
  5536.  
  5537. 1329
  5538. 01:13:27,580 --> 01:13:28,890
  5539. you assume that--
  5540. - Look, if you gotta know,
  5541.  
  5542. 1330
  5543. 01:13:28,890 --> 01:13:31,550
  5544. your car fits the description
  5545. of what we're looking for.
  5546.  
  5547. 1331
  5548. 01:13:31,550 --> 01:13:34,680
  5549. - Oh, my car, so since
  5550. I'm the only fat person
  5551.  
  5552. 1332
  5553. 01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:36,980
  5554. who's driving a Prius around Los Angeles
  5555.  
  5556. 1333
  5557. 01:13:36,980 --> 01:13:38,440
  5558. at one in the morning,
  5559.  
  5560. 1334
  5561. 01:13:38,440 --> 01:13:39,620
  5562. you're automatically gonna
  5563.  
  5564. 1335
  5565. 01:13:39,620 --> 01:13:40,680
  5566. pull me over, even though--
  5567. - I don't have to be
  5568.  
  5569. 1336
  5570. 01:13:40,680 --> 01:13:41,513
  5571. the nice guy, here.
  5572.  
  5573. 1337
  5574. 01:13:41,513 --> 01:13:43,690
  5575. Do you call this
  5576. being the nice guy, sir?
  5577.  
  5578. 1338
  5579. 01:13:43,690 --> 01:13:45,180
  5580. - Yeah, I call this being nice.
  5581.  
  5582. 1339
  5583. 01:13:45,180 --> 01:13:47,480
  5584. - Look, are you gonna
  5585. give me a ticket or not?
  5586.  
  5587. 1340
  5588. 01:13:54,010 --> 01:13:55,630
  5589. - Get outta here.
  5590.  
  5591. 1341
  5592. 01:13:55,630 --> 01:13:57,140
  5593. Have a nice night.
  5594.  
  5595. 1342
  5596. 01:13:57,140 --> 01:13:57,990
  5597. - Thank you, sir.
  5598.  
  5599. 1343
  5600. 01:14:04,420 --> 01:14:06,143
  5601. - I'd like to mention that, ah,
  5602.  
  5603. 1344
  5604. 01:14:07,520 --> 01:14:08,860
  5605. you shouldn't be driving this thing
  5606.  
  5607. 1345
  5608. 01:14:08,860 --> 01:14:10,160
  5609. around here at this hour.
  5610.  
  5611. 1346
  5612. 01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:11,960
  5613. A lot of weirdos.
  5614.  
  5615. 1347
  5616. 01:14:11,960 --> 01:14:13,160
  5617. - Yes, sir, I won't sir.
  5618.  
  5619. 1348
  5620. 01:14:14,550 --> 01:14:17,023
  5621. - And clean out that glove
  5622. compartment of yours.
  5623.  
  5624. 1349
  5625. 01:14:17,900 --> 01:14:18,733
  5626. It's a mess.
  5627.  
  5628. 1350
  5629. 01:14:18,733 --> 01:14:19,813
  5630. - Yes, sir.
  5631.  
  5632. 1351
  5633. 01:14:33,207 --> 01:14:34,400
  5634. You, you fell asleep.
  5635.  
  5636. 1352
  5637. 01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:36,990
  5638. - Ah, man, I feel weird.
  5639.  
  5640. 1353
  5641. 01:14:36,990 --> 01:14:39,730
  5642. Well you said you
  5643. hadn't eaten in a while.
  5644.  
  5645. 1354
  5646. 01:14:39,730 --> 01:14:41,797
  5647. - Yeah, man, but, I mean, not only that,
  5648.  
  5649. 1355
  5650. 01:14:41,797 --> 01:14:42,967
  5651. like, shh,
  5652.  
  5653. 1356
  5654. 01:14:42,967 --> 01:14:44,217
  5655. mm.
  5656.  
  5657. 1357
  5658. 01:14:44,217 --> 01:14:46,717
  5659. Uh-oh, we're
  5660. almost to your destination.
  5661.  
  5662. 1358
  5663. 01:14:49,510 --> 01:14:50,593
  5664. Long enough.
  5665.  
  5666. 1359
  5667. 01:14:55,760 --> 01:14:57,103
  5668. What car?
  5669.  
  5670. 1360
  5671. 01:14:59,190 --> 01:15:01,976
  5672. Oh, ah, he went the other way.
  5673.  
  5674. 1361
  5675. 01:15:01,976 --> 01:15:02,913
  5676. - Okay, I see.
  5677.  
  5678. 1362
  5679. 01:15:12,977 --> 01:15:14,187
  5680. And here we are.
  5681.  
  5682. 1363
  5683. 01:15:14,187 --> 01:15:15,330
  5684. - Ah.
  5685. - Have a good night.
  5686.  
  5687. 1364
  5688. 01:15:15,330 --> 01:15:16,197
  5689. - Ah, you too.
  5690.  
  5691. 1365
  5692. 01:15:16,197 --> 01:15:20,440
  5693. Ah, hold on, ah, would you
  5694. mind just waiting on me?
  5695.  
  5696. 1366
  5697. 01:15:20,440 --> 01:15:21,780
  5698. Like 10 or 15 minutes?
  5699.  
  5700. 1367
  5701. 01:15:21,780 --> 01:15:24,940
  5702. Unfortunately,
  5703. I don't get paid to wait.
  5704.  
  5705. 1368
  5706. 01:15:24,940 --> 01:15:26,900
  5707. - Well, look, I got a $20 dollar bill
  5708.  
  5709. 1369
  5710. 01:15:26,900 --> 01:15:28,110
  5711. with your name on it,
  5712.  
  5713. 1370
  5714. 01:15:28,110 --> 01:15:30,533
  5715. if you could just wait for me?
  5716.  
  5717. 1371
  5718. 01:15:30,533 --> 01:15:31,568
  5719. Fine.
  5720.  
  5721. 1372
  5722. 01:15:31,568 --> 01:15:32,735
  5723. - You the man.
  5724.  
  5725. 1373
  5726. 01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:53,443
  5727. Friday night.
  5728.  
  5729. 1374
  5730. 01:15:53,443 --> 01:15:54,276
  5731. Woohoo.
  5732.  
  5733. 1375
  5734. 01:15:55,250 --> 01:15:57,640
  5735. TGIF, I can't think...
  5736.  
  5737. 1376
  5738. 01:15:57,640 --> 01:16:01,730
  5739. ...of a more pathetic excuse of an existence than to live
  5740. every week...
  5741.  
  5742. 1377
  5743. 01:16:01,730 --> 01:16:04,010
  5744. .. for the Friday.
  5745.  
  5746. 1378
  5747. 01:16:04,010 --> 01:16:05,880
  5748. Getting drunk, stoned, loaded,
  5749.  
  5750. 1379
  5751. 01:16:05,880 --> 01:16:09,810
  5752. lit, and many hopeless men and women, young and old..
  5753.  
  5754. 1380
  5755. 01:16:09,810 --> 01:16:12,360
  5756. out looking to score.
  5757.  
  5758. 1381
  5759. 01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:14,320
  5760. Or worse..
  5761.  
  5762. 1382
  5763. 01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:18,420
  5764. ...find their significant other.
  5765.  
  5766. 1383
  5767. 01:16:18,420 --> 01:16:22,410
  5768. Looking to take part of a fiesta of flesh of
  5769. potential and irreparable consequences...
  5770.  
  5771. 1384
  5772. 01:16:22,410 --> 01:16:24,610
  5773. ..that could last a lifetime.
  5774.  
  5775. 1385
  5776. 01:16:24,610 --> 01:16:26,710
  5777. Or at least 18 years.
  5778.  
  5779. 1386
  5780. 01:16:26,710 --> 01:16:28,500
  5781. Or at least $300 dollars of which..
  5782.  
  5783. 1387
  5784. 01:16:28,500 --> 01:16:37,629
  5785. ..you have to borrow from your aunt, who made the same mistake 20 years ago.
  5786. How're we taught to be so irresponsible.
  5787.  
  5788. 1388
  5789. 01:16:38,660 --> 01:16:41,860
  5790. This is the definition of our generation.
  5791.  
  5792. 1389
  5793. 01:16:41,860 --> 01:16:43,840
  5794. To go out and get shit faced,
  5795.  
  5796. 1390
  5797. 01:16:43,840 --> 01:16:47,340
  5798. and come back and do it
  5799. again week after week.
  5800.  
  5801. 1391
  5802. 01:16:47,340 --> 01:16:49,300
  5803. A culture tt drives up being a state..
  5804.  
  5805. 1392
  5806. 01:16:49,300 --> 01:16:53,450
  5807. ..other than sobriety. Doing whatever..
  5808.  
  5809. 1393
  5810. 01:16:53,450 --> 01:16:57,820
  5811. ..it takes to avoid the mundane and
  5812. arduous stresses of everyday life.
  5813.  
  5814. 1394
  5815. 01:16:57,820 --> 01:17:00,050
  5816. We are not taught to handle our shit.
  5817.  
  5818. 1395
  5819. 01:17:00,050 --> 01:17:02,170
  5820. We are taught to blame,
  5821.  
  5822. 1396
  5823. 01:17:02,170 --> 01:17:03,380
  5824. and then beg..
  5825.  
  5826. 1397
  5827. 01:17:03,380 --> 01:17:07,380
  5828. ..borrow, steal..
  5829.  
  5830. 1398
  5831. 01:17:07,380 --> 01:17:09,390
  5832. just to step on others..
  5833.  
  5834. 1399
  5835. 01:17:09,390 --> 01:17:11,200
  5836. just to further our careers for a 5000 dollars
  5837.  
  5838. 1400
  5839. 01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:12,970
  5840. bump in our salaries.
  5841.  
  5842. 1401
  5843. 01:17:12,970 --> 01:17:25,160
  5844. But I digress I'm no saint. I'm a slave to the wheel.
  5845. I'm handcuffed to the circle and chauffeuring around
  5846. these grown adolescents.
  5847.  
  5848.  
  5849. 1402
  5850. 01:17:25,160 --> 01:17:28,710
  5851. Aw, but this is what separates
  5852. myself from the rest.
  5853.  
  5854. 1403
  5855. 01:17:28,710 --> 01:17:32,530
  5856. I do this because I choose to do this.
  5857.  
  5858. 1404
  5859. 01:17:32,530 --> 01:17:35,870
  5860. Not because another has
  5861. told me where to work,
  5862.  
  5863. 1405
  5864. 01:17:35,870 --> 01:17:37,550
  5865. when to work,
  5866.  
  5867. 1406
  5868. 01:17:37,550 --> 01:17:39,680
  5869. and how much money to make.
  5870.  
  5871. 1407
  5872. 01:17:39,680 --> 01:17:43,750
  5873. I am doing this out of the
  5874. sheer generosity of my being.
  5875.  
  5876. 1408
  5877. 01:17:43,750 --> 01:17:46,270
  5878. I am giving them the opportunity
  5879.  
  5880. 1409
  5881. 01:17:46,270 --> 01:17:48,240
  5882. to end their suffering much sooner,
  5883.  
  5884. 1410
  5885. 01:17:48,240 --> 01:17:50,270
  5886. than drawing out their existences
  5887.  
  5888. 1411
  5889. 01:17:50,270 --> 01:17:52,520
  5890. as peons for decades.
  5891.  
  5892. 1412
  5893. 01:17:52,520 --> 01:17:54,523
  5894. Spawning more drones.
  5895.  
  5896. 1413
  5897. 01:17:56,870 --> 01:17:57,703
  5898. Hello, can I interest you
  5899.  
  5900. 1414
  5901. 01:17:57,703 --> 01:18:00,403
  5902. in trying the New Double
  5903. Tasty Jalapeno Burger today?
  5904.  
  5905. 1415
  5906. 01:18:01,540 --> 01:18:03,193
  5907. - Um, no, thank you.
  5908.  
  5909. 1416
  5910. 01:18:04,090 --> 01:18:08,760
  5911. I'd like a double
  5912. cheeseburger and a large cola.
  5913.  
  5914. 1417
  5915. 01:18:08,760 --> 01:18:09,900
  5916. Please,
  5917.  
  5918. 1418
  5919. 01:18:09,900 --> 01:18:11,050
  5920. and thank you.
  5921.  
  5922. 1419
  5923. 01:18:11,050 --> 01:18:12,120
  5924. And can I interest you
  5925.  
  5926. 1420
  5927. 01:18:12,120 --> 01:18:14,860
  5928. in trying the New Double Tasty
  5929. Jalapeno Burger today, sir?
  5930.  
  5931. 1421
  5932. 01:18:14,860 --> 01:18:15,963
  5933. - Still no.
  5934.  
  5935. 1422
  5936. 01:18:17,130 --> 01:18:19,120
  5937. That'll be all.
  5938.  
  5939. 1423
  5940. 01:18:19,120 --> 01:18:20,027
  5941. Thank you.
  5942.  
  5943. 1424
  5944. 01:18:21,175 --> 01:18:24,120
  5945. Okay, $3.69
  5946. at the next window.
  5947.  
  5948. 1425
  5949. 01:18:24,120 --> 01:18:24,953
  5950. - Thank you.
  5951.  
  5952. 1426
  5953. 01:18:54,791 --> 01:18:55,624
  5954. Really?
  5955.  
  5956. 1427
  5957. 01:19:00,444 --> 01:19:01,527
  5958. Jesus Christ.
  5959.  
  5960. 1428
  5961. 01:19:07,914 --> 01:19:10,143
  5962. Hey?
  5963.  
  5964. 1429
  5965. 01:19:10,143 --> 01:19:12,430
  5966. Hey?
  5967.  
  5968. 1430
  5969. 01:19:12,430 --> 01:19:13,750
  5970. Hey?
  5971.  
  5972. 1431
  5973. 01:19:15,233 --> 01:19:16,393
  5974. What do you want?
  5975.  
  5976. 1432
  5977. 01:19:36,670 --> 01:19:37,670
  5978. - Quarter.
  5979.  
  5980. 1433
  5981. 01:19:37,670 --> 01:19:38,503
  5982. - Hold on.
  5983.  
  5984. 1434
  5985. 01:19:45,599 --> 01:19:47,099
  5986. Oh, yeah.
  5987.  
  5988. 1435
  5989. 01:19:55,627 --> 01:19:56,893
  5990. - I have a dollar.
  5991.  
  5992. 1436
  5993. 01:19:58,350 --> 01:19:59,500
  5994. Will a dollar work?
  5995.  
  5996. 1437
  5997. 01:20:02,270 --> 01:20:03,103
  5998. - Damn.
  5999.  
  6000. 1438
  6001. 01:20:08,955 --> 01:20:10,622
  6002. Dolla's mighty fine.
  6003.  
  6004. 1439
  6005. 01:20:17,806 --> 01:20:19,380
  6006. Oh.
  6007.  
  6008. 1440
  6009. 01:20:19,380 --> 01:20:21,012
  6010. Thank you.
  6011.  
  6012. 1441
  6013. 01:20:21,012 --> 01:20:22,430
  6014. - Yeah.
  6015.  
  6016. 1442
  6017. 01:20:22,430 --> 01:20:26,943
  6018. Hey?
  6019.  
  6020. 1443
  6021. 01:20:28,270 --> 01:20:29,693
  6022. You're a good man.
  6023.  
  6024. 1444
  6025. 01:20:30,740 --> 01:20:31,573
  6026. - Well,
  6027.  
  6028. 1445
  6029. 01:20:32,620 --> 01:20:33,520
  6030. you don't know me.
  6031.  
  6032. 1446
  6033. 01:20:35,521 --> 01:20:36,354
  6034. But thanks.
  6035.  
  6036. 1447
  6037. 01:20:42,882 --> 01:20:43,715
  6038. This eye,
  6039.  
  6040. 1448
  6041. 01:20:46,642 --> 01:20:47,475
  6042. don't lie.
  6043.  
  6044. 1449
  6045. 01:20:51,220 --> 01:20:52,523
  6046. - Okay, God bless.
  6047.  
  6048. 1450
  6049. 01:21:31,570 --> 01:21:32,530
  6050. Yo, what's up man,
  6051.  
  6052. 1451
  6053. 01:21:32,530 --> 01:21:34,830
  6054. how you doin, bro?
  6055. - Yo, good to see you, man.
  6056.  
  6057. 1452
  6058. 01:21:34,830 --> 01:21:35,877
  6059. - Good to see you too, man.
  6060.  
  6061. 1453
  6062. 01:21:36,710 --> 01:21:37,950
  6063. - I'm just getting some
  6064. groceries and what not.
  6065.  
  6066. 1454
  6067. 01:21:37,950 --> 01:21:39,670
  6068. - Oh, yeah, I'm about to
  6069. head in there real quick,
  6070.  
  6071. 1455
  6072. 01:21:39,670 --> 01:21:41,800
  6073. but, hey, you been hearing
  6074. what's been going on lately?
  6075.  
  6076. 1456
  6077. 01:21:41,800 --> 01:21:44,780
  6078. - Bro, yes, craziness.
  6079. - Oh, that's just so crazy,
  6080.  
  6081. 1457
  6082. 01:21:44,780 --> 01:21:46,850
  6083. I'm only driving my own
  6084. damn car from now on.
  6085.  
  6086. 1458
  6087. 01:21:46,850 --> 01:21:49,580
  6088. - That's right sane.
  6089. - Duh, I don't have the time,
  6090.  
  6091. 1459
  6092. 01:21:49,580 --> 01:21:51,320
  6093. Okay?
  6094. - Right, exactly.
  6095.  
  6096. 1460
  6097. 01:21:51,320 --> 01:21:52,533
  6098. - I would never like.
  6099.  
  6100. 1461
  6101. 01:21:55,720 --> 01:21:56,980
  6102. Wait.
  6103.  
  6104. 1462
  6105. 01:21:56,980 --> 01:21:58,450
  6106. Really?
  6107.  
  6108. 1463
  6109. 01:21:58,450 --> 01:21:59,940
  6110. - Damn, yeah, just a...
  6111.  
  6112. 1464
  6113. 01:22:02,320 --> 01:22:05,820
  6114. - Sorry, I mean, shit, I
  6115. was, I was hungry.
  6116.  
  6117. 1465
  6118. 01:22:05,820 --> 01:22:08,040
  6119. - God, you know you could
  6120. have asked me for a ride.
  6121.  
  6122. 1466
  6123. 01:22:08,040 --> 01:22:08,930
  6124. - I know, man, I mean,
  6125.  
  6126. 1467
  6127. 01:22:08,930 --> 01:22:09,885
  6128. it's right up the street though.
  6129.  
  6130. 1468
  6131. 01:22:09,885 --> 01:22:10,718
  6132. It's fine.
  6133. - Listen, Bro, literally,
  6134.  
  6135. 1469
  6136. 01:22:10,718 --> 01:22:12,290
  6137. I'll be ten minutes.
  6138.  
  6139. 1470
  6140. 01:22:12,290 --> 01:22:13,377
  6141. I'll be in and out,
  6142.  
  6143. 1471
  6144. 01:22:13,377 --> 01:22:14,640
  6145. and I can drive you home.
  6146.  
  6147. 1472
  6148. 01:22:14,640 --> 01:22:17,630
  6149. - Bro, honestly, I don't even
  6150. think I can wait that long.
  6151.  
  6152. 1473
  6153. 01:22:17,630 --> 01:22:18,667
  6154. Ten minutes?
  6155.  
  6156. 1474
  6157. 01:22:18,667 --> 01:22:20,170
  6158. - Ah, I am starving.
  6159.  
  6160. 1475
  6161. 01:22:20,170 --> 01:22:21,490
  6162. Oh, my.
  6163.  
  6164. 1476
  6165. 01:22:21,490 --> 01:22:22,860
  6166. It's fine man, he's chill.
  6167.  
  6168. 1477
  6169. 01:22:22,860 --> 01:22:24,230
  6170. It's whatever.
  6171.  
  6172. 1478
  6173. 01:22:24,230 --> 01:22:25,730
  6174. - You're seriously about
  6175. to get in that Prius?
  6176.  
  6177. 1479
  6178. 01:22:27,620 --> 01:22:30,920
  6179. - You know the killer drives a Prius.
  6180.  
  6181. 1480
  6182. 01:22:30,920 --> 01:22:32,240
  6183. Okay, yeah, and literally
  6184.  
  6185. 1481
  6186. 01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:36,140
  6187. every other Hitch driver in
  6188. the greater Los Angeles area.
  6189.  
  6190. 1482
  6191. 01:22:36,140 --> 01:22:37,530
  6192. Is everything okay?
  6193.  
  6194. 1483
  6195. 01:22:37,530 --> 01:22:38,630
  6196. Ah, yeah,
  6197. it's, everything's good.
  6198.  
  6199. 1484
  6200. 01:22:38,630 --> 01:22:41,240
  6201. I'm sorry, I'll be
  6202. right there in a second.
  6203.  
  6204. 1485
  6205. 01:22:44,490 --> 01:22:45,580
  6206. - He looks
  6207.  
  6208. 1486
  6209. 01:22:45,580 --> 01:22:46,717
  6210. like a killer.
  6211.  
  6212. 1487
  6213. 01:22:46,717 --> 01:22:47,583
  6214. - Shh,
  6215.  
  6216. 1488
  6217. 01:22:47,583 --> 01:22:48,416
  6218. uh.
  6219.  
  6220. 1489
  6221. 01:22:48,416 --> 01:22:49,410
  6222. - Just give me five minutes.
  6223.  
  6224. 1490
  6225. 01:22:49,410 --> 01:22:50,570
  6226. I'll be in and out.
  6227.  
  6228. 1491
  6229. 01:22:50,570 --> 01:22:51,403
  6230. - Just chill, bro.
  6231. - You don't to have to wait.
  6232.  
  6233. 1492
  6234. 01:22:51,403 --> 01:22:52,850
  6235. - Like five minutes.
  6236. - Just, just, chill, man.
  6237.  
  6238. 1493
  6239. 01:22:52,850 --> 01:22:55,680
  6240. Look, I appreciate you, look,
  6241. check it out, check it out.
  6242.  
  6243. 1494
  6244. 01:22:55,680 --> 01:22:57,180
  6245. I'll hit you when I get to the house.
  6246.  
  6247. 1495
  6248. 01:22:57,180 --> 01:22:58,070
  6249. How 'bout that?
  6250.  
  6251. 1496
  6252. 01:22:59,820 --> 01:23:01,560
  6253. - Man, alright, I just don't wanna wake up
  6254.  
  6255. 1497
  6256. 01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:02,750
  6257. and see you on the news.
  6258.  
  6259. 1498
  6260. 01:23:02,750 --> 01:23:05,380
  6261. - You won't bro, I promise.
  6262. - You know, as dead.
  6263.  
  6264. 1499
  6265. 01:23:05,380 --> 01:23:07,405
  6266. - Alright, man.
  6267. - Alright, man.
  6268.  
  6269. 1500
  6270. 01:23:07,405 --> 01:23:08,663
  6271. - Appreciate you, man.
  6272. - Alright, man.
  6273.  
  6274. 1501
  6275. 01:23:08,663 --> 01:23:10,163
  6276. - Take it easy, man.
  6277. - Later.
  6278.  
  6279. 1502
  6280. 01:23:19,820 --> 01:23:21,290
  6281. Is everything okay?
  6282.  
  6283. 1503
  6284. 01:23:21,290 --> 01:23:22,353
  6285. - Oh, yeah, sorry about that.
  6286.  
  6287. 1504
  6288. 01:23:22,353 --> 01:23:25,283
  6289. It's just my friend
  6290. being worried as always.
  6291.  
  6292. 1505
  6293. 01:23:27,120 --> 01:23:29,080
  6294. Did you get all
  6295. the groceries you needed?
  6296.  
  6297. 1506
  6298. 01:23:29,080 --> 01:23:30,750
  6299. - Oh, my gosh, yes.
  6300.  
  6301. 1507
  6302. 01:23:30,750 --> 01:23:33,070
  6303. I cannot wait to get
  6304. home and cook this stuff.
  6305.  
  6306. 1508
  6307. 01:23:33,070 --> 01:23:35,100
  6308. Well, if you're hungry now,
  6309.  
  6310. 1509
  6311. 01:23:35,100 --> 01:23:37,580
  6312. there's still some Gummi Bears for you.
  6313.  
  6314. 1510
  6315. 01:23:37,580 --> 01:23:38,910
  6316. Hell, yes.
  6317.  
  6318. 1511
  6319. 01:23:38,910 --> 01:23:39,743
  6320. Thank you.
  6321.  
  6322. 1512
  6323. 01:23:43,898 --> 01:23:44,731
  6324. - Tremain,
  6325.  
  6326. 1513
  6327. 01:23:46,710 --> 01:23:49,793
  6328. you really need to listen
  6329. to your friends more.
  6330.  
  6331. 1514
  6332. 01:24:02,680 --> 01:24:03,983
  6333. Don't blame me.
  6334.  
  6335. 1515
  6336. 01:24:05,120 --> 01:24:07,203
  6337. This was your idea.
  6338.  
  6339. 1516
  6340. 01:25:01,671 --> 01:25:03,257
  6341. What the hell?
  6342.  
  6343. 1517
  6344. 01:25:03,257 --> 01:25:05,253
  6345. Get back, get back here.
  6346.  
  6347. 1518
  6348. 01:25:06,200 --> 01:25:07,819
  6349. - Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
  6350.  
  6351. 1519
  6352. 01:25:07,819 --> 01:25:08,986
  6353. Keep on going.
  6354.  
  6355. 1520
  6356. 01:25:12,050 --> 01:25:14,380
  6357. I think I got it.
  6358.  
  6359. 1521
  6360. 01:25:14,380 --> 01:25:15,800
  6361. - Oh, man, I just had to get outta there.
  6362.  
  6363. 1522
  6364. 01:25:15,800 --> 01:25:18,200
  6365. Well, what, what
  6366. the hell just happened?
  6367.  
  6368. 1523
  6369. 01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:20,020
  6370. - Ran into one of mix ex's, and, hah,
  6371.  
  6372. 1524
  6373. 01:25:20,020 --> 01:25:21,813
  6374. woo, she was not happy.
  6375.  
  6376. 1525
  6377. 01:25:21,813 --> 01:25:23,720
  6378. - Hmm.
  6379.  
  6380. 1526
  6381. 01:25:23,720 --> 01:25:27,130
  6382. - Look, thanks for giving
  6383. me a ride though, man.
  6384.  
  6385. 1527
  6386. 01:25:27,130 --> 01:25:28,710
  6387. Sorry for putting you through this.
  6388.  
  6389. 1528
  6390. 01:25:28,710 --> 01:25:30,620
  6391. I sort of
  6392. feel like an accomplice.
  6393.  
  6394. 1529
  6395. 01:25:30,620 --> 01:25:32,450
  6396. - No, nah, nothing like that.
  6397.  
  6398. 1530
  6399. 01:25:32,450 --> 01:25:35,170
  6400. So you saw an ex,
  6401.  
  6402. 1531
  6403. 01:25:35,170 --> 01:25:38,100
  6404. and the bouncers chased you out the door?
  6405.  
  6406. 1532
  6407. 01:25:38,100 --> 01:25:40,740
  6408. - Well, I mean, she lied to them.
  6409.  
  6410. 1533
  6411. 01:25:40,740 --> 01:25:42,240
  6412. Told them I was harassing her.
  6413.  
  6414. 1534
  6415. 01:25:43,430 --> 01:25:44,600
  6416. Were you?
  6417.  
  6418. 1535
  6419. 01:25:44,600 --> 01:25:46,103
  6420. - No, of course not.
  6421.  
  6422. 1536
  6423. 01:25:46,103 --> 01:25:48,343
  6424. I mean, she's just a bitch, skank, whore.
  6425.  
  6426. 1537
  6427. 01:25:51,260 --> 01:25:52,874
  6428. Here we are.
  6429.  
  6430. 1538
  6431. 01:25:52,874 --> 01:25:53,933
  6432. - Ah, thanks, man.
  6433.  
  6434. 1539
  6435. 01:25:55,470 --> 01:25:57,020
  6436. So you gonna come up for a drink?
  6437.  
  6438. 1540
  6439. 01:25:57,020 --> 01:25:58,740
  6440. You know, I'd rather not.
  6441.  
  6442. 1541
  6443. 01:25:58,740 --> 01:26:00,038
  6444. - Alright, c'mon.
  6445.  
  6446. 1542
  6447. 01:26:00,038 --> 01:26:01,580
  6448. I mean, you owe it to yourself.
  6449.  
  6450. 1543
  6451. 01:26:01,580 --> 01:26:03,383
  6452. Look, you work hard all day.
  6453.  
  6454. 1544
  6455. 01:26:04,230 --> 01:26:05,603
  6456. I should be going home.
  6457.  
  6458. 1545
  6459. 01:26:05,603 --> 01:26:08,100
  6460. - This is my last night in LA.
  6461.  
  6462. 1546
  6463. 01:26:08,100 --> 01:26:08,980
  6464. True.
  6465.  
  6466. 1547
  6467. 01:26:08,980 --> 01:26:09,813
  6468. However.
  6469.  
  6470. 1548
  6471. 01:26:11,070 --> 01:26:13,120
  6472. Before I forget,
  6473.  
  6474. 1549
  6475. 01:26:13,120 --> 01:26:13,953
  6476. here.
  6477.  
  6478. 1550
  6479. 01:26:22,060 --> 01:26:24,490
  6480. This is an
  6481. insane amount of money.
  6482.  
  6483. 1551
  6484. 01:26:24,490 --> 01:26:27,323
  6485. - Look, I have more money
  6486. than I know what to do with.
  6487.  
  6488. 1552
  6489. 01:26:27,323 --> 01:26:28,423
  6490. Just one drink.
  6491.  
  6492. 1553
  6493. 01:26:30,280 --> 01:26:32,280
  6494. I do owe it to myself.
  6495.  
  6496. 1554
  6497. 01:26:32,280 --> 01:26:33,490
  6498. - Yes, you do.
  6499.  
  6500. 1555
  6501. 01:26:33,490 --> 01:26:34,323
  6502. You deserve it.
  6503.  
  6504. 1556
  6505. 01:26:35,350 --> 01:26:36,600
  6506. You earned it.
  6507.  
  6508. 1557
  6509. 01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:37,433
  6510. Now didn't you?
  6511.  
  6512. 1558
  6513. 01:26:38,710 --> 01:26:39,912
  6514. C'mon?
  6515.  
  6516. 1559
  6517. 01:26:39,912 --> 01:26:41,450
  6518. You know you want to.
  6519.  
  6520. 1560
  6521. 01:26:41,450 --> 01:26:42,867
  6522. You know you want to.
  6523.  
  6524. 1561
  6525. 01:26:42,867 --> 01:26:44,950
  6526. - Oh, okay.
  6527.  
  6528. 1562
  6529. 01:26:44,950 --> 01:26:45,783
  6530. Sure, why not?
  6531.  
  6532. 1563
  6533. 01:26:45,783 --> 01:26:46,616
  6534. - Awesome.
  6535.  
  6536. 1564
  6537. 01:26:58,790 --> 01:27:01,918
  6538. My brother, let's drink.
  6539.  
  6540. 1565
  6541. 01:27:01,918 --> 01:27:03,568
  6542. C'mon, my yacht's right this way.
  6543.  
  6544. 1566
  6545. 01:27:04,930 --> 01:27:06,030
  6546. Special drink for you.
  6547.  
  6548. 1567
  6549. 01:27:07,460 --> 01:27:08,560
  6550. It's my family recipe.
  6551.  
  6552. 1568
  6553. 01:27:11,068 --> 01:27:12,818
  6554. You're gonna like it.
  6555.  
  6556. 1569
  6557. 01:27:14,715 --> 01:27:15,548
  6558. Promise.
  6559.  
  6560. 1570
  6561. 01:27:23,510 --> 01:27:24,403
  6562. We're here.
  6563.  
  6564. 1571
  6565. 01:27:38,420 --> 01:27:41,320
  6566. This
  6567. definitely belongs to his father.
  6568.  
  6569. 1572
  6570. 01:27:49,080 --> 01:27:50,280
  6571. Welcome aboard.
  6572.  
  6573. 1573
  6574. 01:27:52,310 --> 01:27:54,114
  6575. - Wow.
  6576. - I know.
  6577.  
  6578. 1574
  6579. 01:27:54,114 --> 01:27:55,407
  6580. Thank you.
  6581.  
  6582. 1575
  6583. 01:27:57,640 --> 01:28:00,520
  6584. Oh, man, what is your
  6585. drink of choice, my friend?
  6586.  
  6587. 1576
  6588. 01:28:00,520 --> 01:28:01,490
  6589. What is your poison?
  6590.  
  6591. 1577
  6592. 01:28:01,490 --> 01:28:02,960
  6593. - Oh,
  6594.  
  6595. 1578
  6596. 01:28:02,960 --> 01:28:04,330
  6597. liquor is
  6598.  
  6599. 1579
  6600. 01:28:04,330 --> 01:28:05,970
  6601. liquor.
  6602.  
  6603. 1580
  6604. 01:28:07,760 --> 01:28:08,593
  6605. No.
  6606.  
  6607. 1581
  6608. 01:28:10,220 --> 01:28:11,053
  6609. Let me help.
  6610.  
  6611. 1582
  6612. 01:28:12,060 --> 01:28:13,970
  6613. I need you to taste this,
  6614.  
  6615. 1583
  6616. 01:28:13,970 --> 01:28:15,580
  6617. and then tell me again
  6618.  
  6619. 1584
  6620. 01:28:15,580 --> 01:28:17,550
  6621. that liquor is
  6622.  
  6623. 1585
  6624. 01:28:17,550 --> 01:28:18,383
  6625. liquor.
  6626.  
  6627. 1586
  6628. 01:28:22,620 --> 01:28:24,170
  6629. Swish that around for a minute.
  6630.  
  6631. 1587
  6632. 01:28:31,227 --> 01:28:32,060
  6633. Ah.
  6634.  
  6635. 1588
  6636. 01:28:33,402 --> 01:28:35,068
  6637. - That's exquisite.
  6638.  
  6639. 1589
  6640. 01:28:35,068 --> 01:28:36,298
  6641. - That is is.
  6642.  
  6643. 1590
  6644. 01:28:36,298 --> 01:28:37,760
  6645. That it is.
  6646.  
  6647. 1591
  6648. 01:28:37,760 --> 01:28:39,550
  6649. I'm gonna make us a drink.
  6650.  
  6651. 1592
  6652. 01:28:39,550 --> 01:28:41,110
  6653. Something special.
  6654.  
  6655. 1593
  6656. 01:28:41,110 --> 01:28:44,093
  6657. It's my family recipe called the Legend.
  6658.  
  6659. 1594
  6660. 01:28:45,060 --> 01:28:46,097
  6661. - Sounds, ah,
  6662.  
  6663. 1595
  6664. 01:28:47,120 --> 01:28:48,312
  6665. legendary.
  6666.  
  6667. 1596
  6668. 01:28:48,312 --> 01:28:50,760
  6669. That it is my friend.
  6670.  
  6671. 1597
  6672. 01:28:50,760 --> 01:28:52,422
  6673. That it is.
  6674.  
  6675. 1598
  6676. 01:28:52,422 --> 01:28:54,722
  6677. I'll tell you what, you
  6678. go check out the view.
  6679.  
  6680. 1599
  6681. 01:28:56,280 --> 01:28:58,130
  6682. - Yeah.
  6683.  
  6684. 1600
  6685. 01:28:58,130 --> 01:28:59,796
  6686. - It's up there.
  6687.  
  6688. 1601
  6689. 01:30:03,660 --> 01:30:04,510
  6690. Drinks are ready.
  6691.  
  6692. 1602
  6693. 01:30:20,820 --> 01:30:21,653
  6694. - Wow.
  6695.  
  6696. 1603
  6697. 01:30:25,189 --> 01:30:26,990
  6698. This really is quite a boat.
  6699.  
  6700. 1604
  6701. 01:30:26,990 --> 01:30:28,468
  6702. - Ah, I know.
  6703.  
  6704. 1605
  6705. 01:30:28,468 --> 01:30:29,870
  6706. I know.
  6707.  
  6708. 1606
  6709. 01:30:29,870 --> 01:30:31,477
  6710. Oh.
  6711.  
  6712. 1607
  6713. 01:30:31,477 --> 01:30:32,383
  6714. I'm sorry.
  6715.  
  6716. 1608
  6717. 01:30:33,430 --> 01:30:36,280
  6718. Sorry, they just, they
  6719. leave 'em here, you know?
  6720.  
  6721. 1609
  6722. 01:30:36,280 --> 01:30:37,623
  6723. - Hmm.
  6724. - I'll tell you what,
  6725.  
  6726. 1610
  6727. 01:30:37,623 --> 01:30:39,060
  6728. nah, you want it.
  6729.  
  6730. 1611
  6731. 01:30:39,060 --> 01:30:40,290
  6732. Take it.
  6733.  
  6734. 1612
  6735. 01:30:40,290 --> 01:30:41,123
  6736. It's yours.
  6737.  
  6738. 1613
  6739. 01:30:42,740 --> 01:30:44,040
  6740. - Smells like a good year.
  6741.  
  6742. 1614
  6743. 01:30:45,220 --> 01:30:46,153
  6744. - 2001.
  6745.  
  6746. 1615
  6747. 01:30:49,487 --> 01:30:51,073
  6748. That's your drink, right there.
  6749.  
  6750. 1616
  6751. 01:30:54,160 --> 01:30:55,713
  6752. Hmm, you know what,
  6753.  
  6754. 1617
  6755. 01:30:56,660 --> 01:30:59,113
  6756. I'm actually just
  6757. learning Spanish, so, uh,
  6758.  
  6759. 1618
  6760. 01:31:00,170 --> 01:31:01,003
  6761. let me give it a go, I have
  6762.  
  6763. 1619
  6764. 01:31:01,003 --> 01:31:02,783
  6765. I have this cheer that I just learned.
  6766.  
  6767. 1620
  6768. 01:31:03,815 --> 01:31:05,430
  6769. Aribba,
  6770.  
  6771. 1621
  6772. 01:31:05,430 --> 01:31:06,770
  6773. abajo,
  6774.  
  6775. 1622
  6776. 01:31:06,770 --> 01:31:08,160
  6777. al centro,
  6778.  
  6779. 1623
  6780. 01:31:08,160 --> 01:31:09,380
  6781. al dentro.
  6782.  
  6783. 1624
  6784. 01:31:09,380 --> 01:31:10,280
  6785. And we drink.
  6786.  
  6787. 1625
  6788. 01:31:10,280 --> 01:31:12,150
  6789. - Salud.
  6790. - Salud.
  6791.  
  6792. 1626
  6793. 01:31:12,150 --> 01:31:13,487
  6794. Ah.
  6795. - Gracias.
  6796.  
  6797. 1627
  6798. 01:31:13,487 --> 01:31:14,487
  6799. Mm.
  6800.  
  6801. 1628
  6802. 01:31:16,190 --> 01:31:17,820
  6803. - Mm.
  6804.  
  6805. 1629
  6806. 01:31:17,820 --> 01:31:19,980
  6807. Oh, this is incredible.
  6808.  
  6809. 1630
  6810. 01:31:19,980 --> 01:31:20,890
  6811. - Legendary.
  6812.  
  6813. 1631
  6814. 01:31:20,890 --> 01:31:22,560
  6815. - Legends.
  6816.  
  6817. 1632
  6818. 01:31:22,560 --> 01:31:24,707
  6819. - Legendary it is, my friend.
  6820.  
  6821. 1633
  6822. 01:31:32,991 --> 01:31:35,332
  6823. Just a splash, that's all you need.
  6824.  
  6825. 1634
  6826. 01:31:35,332 --> 01:31:36,165
  6827. - Alright.
  6828. - Chill it down
  6829.  
  6830. 1635
  6831. 01:31:36,165 --> 01:31:37,313
  6832. just a bit.
  6833.  
  6834. 1636
  6835. 01:31:41,630 --> 01:31:42,680
  6836. To
  6837.  
  6838. 1637
  6839. 01:31:44,090 --> 01:31:45,787
  6840. new friends.
  6841.  
  6842. 1638
  6843. 01:31:45,787 --> 01:31:46,993
  6844. - To
  6845.  
  6846. 1639
  6847. 01:31:46,993 --> 01:31:47,900
  6848. nuevos
  6849.  
  6850. 1640
  6851. 01:31:47,900 --> 01:31:49,075
  6852. amigos.
  6853.  
  6854. 1641
  6855. 01:31:49,075 --> 01:31:51,720
  6856. Alright.
  6857.  
  6858. 1642
  6859. 01:31:51,720 --> 01:31:53,131
  6860. - Bottoms up.
  6861.  
  6862. 1643
  6863. 01:31:53,131 --> 01:31:54,413
  6864. - Oy, bottoms up.
  6865.  
  6866. 1644
  6867. 01:32:00,151 --> 01:32:01,697
  6868. Ah.
  6869.  
  6870. 1645
  6871. 01:32:01,697 --> 01:32:03,497
  6872. - Ah.
  6873. - The perfection, every time.
  6874.  
  6875. 1646
  6876. 01:32:04,856 --> 01:32:05,689
  6877. - Yes.
  6878.  
  6879. 1647
  6880. 01:32:08,957 --> 01:32:12,832
  6881. Hmm.
  6882.  
  6883. 1648
  6884. 01:32:21,136 --> 01:32:22,828
  6885. How are you feeling?
  6886.  
  6887. 1649
  6888. 01:32:22,828 --> 01:32:23,661
  6889. Dizzy?
  6890.  
  6891. 1650
  6892. 01:32:34,860 --> 01:32:37,720
  6893. - Oh.
  6894.  
  6895. 1651
  6896. 01:32:37,720 --> 01:32:38,803
  6897. - You little shit.
  6898.  
  6899. 1652
  6900. 01:32:39,995 --> 01:32:41,795
  6901. You thought you were better than me?
  6902.  
  6903. 1653
  6904. 01:32:43,412 --> 01:32:44,600
  6905. You thought you knew
  6906.  
  6907. 1654
  6908. 01:32:46,050 --> 01:32:47,652
  6909. how to take me out?
  6910.  
  6911. 1655
  6912. 01:32:51,360 --> 01:32:52,480
  6913. Don't you
  6914.  
  6915. 1656
  6916. 01:32:52,480 --> 01:32:53,548
  6917. try
  6918.  
  6919. 1657
  6920. 01:32:55,711 --> 01:32:58,750
  6921. to be the boss?
  6922.  
  6923. 1658
  6924. 01:32:58,750 --> 01:33:00,868
  6925. I'm the new captain of this ship.
  6926.  
  6927. 1659
  6928. 01:33:19,896 --> 01:33:20,823
  6929. Adios,
  6930.  
  6931. 1660
  6932. 01:33:21,910 --> 01:33:22,743
  6933. amigo.
  6934.  
  6935. 1661
  6936. 01:33:32,340 --> 01:33:33,760
  6937. Every night
  6938. he's with a new chick.
  6939.  
  6940. 1662
  6941. 01:33:33,760 --> 01:33:35,410
  6942. Never seen him with the same chick twice.
  6943.  
  6944. 1663
  6945. 01:33:37,060 --> 01:33:38,140
  6946. - One of those yachts over there.
  6947.  
  6948. 1664
  6949. 01:33:38,140 --> 01:33:40,100
  6950. He claims it's the largest one.
  6951.  
  6952. 1665
  6953. 01:33:40,100 --> 01:33:40,933
  6954. - Copy that.
  6955.  
  6956. 1666
  6957. 01:33:52,510 --> 01:33:54,232
  6958. They're onto me.
  6959.  
  6960. 1667
  6961. 01:34:11,280 --> 01:34:12,580
  6962. - Let's take a look at it.
  6963.  
  6964. 1668
  6965. 01:34:16,430 --> 01:34:17,710
  6966. - Jesus Christ.
  6967.  
  6968. 1669
  6969. 01:34:17,710 --> 01:34:21,910
  6970. I'll call it in.
  6971.  
  6972. 1670
  6973. 01:34:21,910 --> 01:34:24,060
  6974. - It was only a matter
  6975.  
  6976. 1671
  6977. 01:34:24,060 --> 01:34:24,893
  6978. of time.
  6979.  
  6980. 1672
  6981. 01:34:39,390 --> 01:34:41,640
  6982. - This time I have a reason.
  6983.  
  6984. 1673
  6985. 01:34:43,568 --> 01:34:45,586
  6986. Eh, just let me
  6987. get something real quick.
  6988.  
  6989. 1674
  6990. 01:35:13,895 --> 01:35:16,562
  6991. - I didn't know you had tattoos.
  6992.  
  6993. 1675
  6994. 01:35:19,291 --> 01:35:20,124
  6995. Oh.
  6996.  
  6997. 1676
  6998. 01:35:21,276 --> 01:35:22,109
  6999. Oh, wait.
  7000.  
  7001. 1677
  7002. 01:35:27,373 --> 01:35:28,206
  7003. No.
  7004.  
  7005. 1678
  7006. 01:36:11,270 --> 01:36:13,912
  7007. - Come out, with your hands up.
  7008.  
  7009. 1679
  7010. 01:36:13,912 --> 01:36:16,245
  7011. Come out with your hands up.
  7012.  
  7013. 1680
  7014. 01:36:20,189 --> 01:36:21,689
  7015. Get your hands up.
  7016.  
  7017. 1681
  7018. 01:36:23,042 --> 01:36:25,670
  7019. - Hands up.
  7020.  
  7021. 1682
  7022. 01:36:25,670 --> 01:36:26,960
  7023. Right there, hands up.
  7024.  
  7025. 1683
  7026. 01:36:26,960 --> 01:36:28,970
  7027. - Higher.
  7028. - Don't take another step.
  7029.  
  7030. 1684
  7031. 01:36:30,210 --> 01:36:31,516
  7032. Get on the ground.
  7033.  
  7034. 1685
  7035. 01:36:31,516 --> 01:36:32,363
  7036. On the ground.
  7037.  
  7038. 1686
  7039. 01:36:32,363 --> 01:36:35,200
  7040. - Down on the ground, god damn it.
  7041.  
  7042. 1687
  7043. 01:36:35,200 --> 01:36:36,347
  7044. Handcuff him.
  7045.  
  7046. 1688
  7047. 01:36:37,337 --> 01:36:38,170
  7048. What's going on?
  7049.  
  7050. 1689
  7051. 01:36:38,170 --> 01:36:39,623
  7052. Shut the fuck up.
  7053.  
  7054. 1690
  7055. 01:36:41,190 --> 01:36:42,023
  7056. Get up.
  7057.  
  7058. 1691
  7059. 01:36:51,940 --> 01:36:53,660
  7060. Off--
  7061.  
  7062. 1692
  7063. 01:36:53,660 --> 01:36:54,703
  7064. Head down.
  7065.  
  7066. 1693
  7067. 01:36:56,124 --> 01:36:56,957
  7068. Get in there.
  7069.  
  7070. 1694
  7071. 01:37:01,410 --> 01:37:02,954
  7072. - The other off--
  7073. (door slamming shut.
  7074.  
  7075. 1695
  7076. 01:37:16,622 --> 01:37:17,570
  7077. Yes.
  7078.  
  7079. 1696
  7080. 01:37:17,570 --> 01:37:19,720
  7081. Which one, brothers or sisters?
  7082.  
  7083. 1697
  7084. 01:37:19,720 --> 01:37:20,553
  7085. Both.
  7086.  
  7087. 1698
  7088. 01:37:21,700 --> 01:37:24,983
  7089. I have a brother who's a,
  7090. a little bit older than me.
  7091.  
  7092. 1699
  7093. 01:38:49,791 --> 01:38:52,320
  7094. Hayhoe Studios.
  7095.  
  7096. 1700
  7097. 01:38:57,812 --> 01:38:59,813
  7098. ♪ Have no fear ♪
  7099.  
  7100. 1701
  7101. 01:38:59,813 --> 01:39:03,852
  7102. ♪ When you call my line ♪
  7103.  
  7104. 1702
  7105. 01:39:03,852 --> 01:39:08,741
  7106. ♪ I'll be there right on time ♪
  7107.  
  7108. 1703
  7109. 01:39:08,741 --> 01:39:10,641
  7110. ♪ We'll go places ♪
  7111.  
  7112. 1704
  7113. 01:39:10,641 --> 01:39:14,672
  7114. ♪ You don't wanna go ♪
  7115.  
  7116. 1705
  7117. 01:39:14,672 --> 01:39:19,316
  7118. ♪ With a driver you'll never know ♪
  7119.  
  7120. 1706
  7121. 01:39:19,316 --> 01:39:21,648
  7122. ♪ So open the door ♪
  7123.  
  7124. 1707
  7125. 01:39:21,648 --> 01:39:25,101
  7126. ♪ And come inside ♪
  7127.  
  7128. 1708
  7129. 01:39:25,101 --> 01:39:29,934
  7130. ♪ Just sit back there's
  7131. no need to be shy ♪
  7132.  
  7133. 1709
  7134. 01:39:33,079 --> 01:39:38,079
  7135. ♪ Ride share ♪
  7136. ♪ Ride share ♪
  7137.  
  7138. 1710
  7139. 01:39:39,378 --> 01:39:43,045
  7140. ♪ Just let me be your guide ♪
  7141.  
  7142. 1711
  7143. 01:39:43,962 --> 01:39:48,962
  7144. ♪ Ride share ♪
  7145. ♪ Ride share ♪
  7146.  
  7147. 1712
  7148. 01:39:49,572 --> 01:39:52,114
  7149. ♪ Hope this won't be ♪
  7150.  
  7151. 1713
  7152. 01:39:52,114 --> 01:39:57,114
  7153. ♪ Your last ride ♪
  7154.  
  7155. 1714
  7156. 01:39:57,481 --> 01:39:59,849
  7157. ♪ There's no turning back ♪
  7158.  
  7159. 1715
  7160. 01:39:59,849 --> 01:40:02,781
  7161. ♪ Once you get in my car ♪
  7162.  
  7163. 1716
  7164. 01:40:02,781 --> 01:40:05,215
  7165. ♪ But don't you worry ♪
  7166.  
  7167. 1717
  7168. 01:40:05,215 --> 01:40:08,625
  7169. ♪ We don't have to go far ♪
  7170.  
  7171. 1718
  7172. 01:40:08,625 --> 01:40:10,631
  7173. ♪ Out in the woods ♪
  7174.  
  7175. 1719
  7176. 01:40:10,631 --> 01:40:13,868
  7177. ♪ Where no one can see ♪
  7178.  
  7179. 1720
  7180. 01:40:13,868 --> 01:40:16,230
  7181. ♪ And you'll be all ♪
  7182.  
  7183. 1721
  7184. 01:40:16,230 --> 01:40:19,227
  7185. ♪ Alone with me ♪
  7186.  
  7187. 1722
  7188. 01:40:19,227 --> 01:40:21,256
  7189. ♪ So open the door ♪
  7190.  
  7191. 1723
  7192. 01:40:21,256 --> 01:40:24,977
  7193. ♪ And come inside ♪
  7194.  
  7195. 1724
  7196. 01:40:24,977 --> 01:40:26,715
  7197. ♪ Just sit back ♪
  7198.  
  7199. 1725
  7200. 01:40:26,715 --> 01:40:30,382
  7201. ♪ There's no need to be shy ♪
  7202.  
  7203. 1726
  7204. 01:40:33,170 --> 01:40:38,170
  7205. ♪ Ride share ♪
  7206. ♪ Ride share ♪
  7207.  
  7208. 1727
  7209. 01:40:39,243 --> 01:40:42,910
  7210. ♪ Just let me be your guide ♪
  7211.  
  7212. 1728
  7213. 01:40:43,892 --> 01:40:48,725
  7214. ♪ Ride share ♪
  7215. ♪ Ride share ♪
  7216.  
  7217. 1729
  7218. 01:40:49,638 --> 01:40:52,138
  7219. ♪ Hope this won't be ♪
  7220.  
  7221. 1730
  7222. 01:40:52,138 --> 01:40:54,797
  7223. ♪ Your last ride ♪
  7224.  
  7225. 1731
  7226. 01:40:54,797 --> 01:40:59,797
  7227. ♪ Ride share ♪
  7228. ♪ Ride share ♪
  7229.  
  7230. 1732
  7231. 01:41:00,684 --> 01:41:03,130
  7232. ♪ Hope this won't be ♪
  7233.  
  7234. 1733
  7235. 01:41:03,130 --> 01:41:08,130
  7236. ♪ Your last ride ♪
  7237.  
  7238. 1734
  7239. 01:41:08,396 --> 01:41:10,979
  7240. ♪ A ride share ♪
  7241.  
  7242. 1735
  7243. 01:41:15,431 --> 01:41:20,422
  7244. ♪ Late night, I'm drinking ♪
  7245.  
  7246. 1736
  7247. 01:41:20,422 --> 01:41:23,959
  7248. ♪ Shouldn't drive ♪
  7249.  
  7250. 1737
  7251. 01:41:23,959 --> 01:41:26,607
  7252. ♪ Pull up the ride share ♪
  7253.  
  7254. 1738
  7255. 01:41:26,607 --> 01:41:31,607
  7256. ♪ So I'll be sure to arrive alive ♪
  7257.  
  7258. 1739
  7259. 01:41:31,762 --> 01:41:34,021
  7260. ♪ This guy seems creepy ♪
  7261.  
  7262. 1740
  7263. 01:41:34,021 --> 01:41:38,695
  7264. ♪ Something 'bout his eyes ♪
  7265.  
  7266. 1741
  7267. 01:41:38,695 --> 01:41:39,750
  7268. ♪ But I'm drunk ♪
  7269.  
  7270. 1742
  7271. 01:41:39,750 --> 01:41:42,411
  7272. ♪ What do I know ♪
  7273.  
  7274. 1743
  7275. 01:41:42,411 --> 01:41:46,277
  7276. ♪ I'm sure it's fine ♪
  7277.  
  7278. 1744
  7279. 01:41:46,277 --> 01:41:49,969
  7280. ♪ Hitch me up on a ride share ♪
  7281.  
  7282. 1745
  7283. 01:41:49,969 --> 01:41:53,594
  7284. ♪ Closest driver, the best care ♪
  7285.  
  7286. 1746
  7287. 01:41:53,594 --> 01:41:57,117
  7288. ♪ Hitch me up on a ride share ♪
  7289.  
  7290. 1747
  7291. 01:41:57,117 --> 01:42:00,968
  7292. ♪ The closet driver, the best care ♪
  7293.  
  7294. 1748
  7295. 01:42:00,968 --> 01:42:05,220
  7296. ♪ Hitch me up on a ride share ♪
  7297.  
  7298. 1749
  7299. 01:42:05,220 --> 01:42:08,137
  7300. ♪ May I get there ♪
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