Rideshare (2018)

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Or just your side hustle?

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Hmm, the silent type, eh?

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That's how I like my men anyway.

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Wanna be my boyfriend?

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Uh.

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Ah.
- Oopsy.

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- Jeez.

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Boy,

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you look thirsty.

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Here,

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have some water.

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- I'm good, thanks.

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I insist.

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So what are your plans for the night?

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Anything

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special?

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- Um, you know, just the uje.

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How 'bout you?

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A little bit of this,

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and a little bit of that.

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- Total.

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This taste kinda funny.

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It should.

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I said it should, shouldn't it?

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- Um,

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no.

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Why?

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It's an off-brand.

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- Oh.

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Oh, look at that.

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Here we are.

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Have a good night.

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- Yeah,

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you too.

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- Uh, can you, please, un...

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Help me, mm.

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- You just have to push it.

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Hard.
- Okay.

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Thanks.

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Wait, Alissa?

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You forgot something.

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- What is--

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I live in Hollywood.

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It's a shit hole.

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People come here from all over the world

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just to be disappointed.

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Dreamers move here to
accomplish their dreams,

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and end up accomplishing nothing.

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The only honest thing about this place

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is the dishonesty.

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The boulevard of broken dreams.

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People trying to deceive
you at every corner.

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Tourist traps out the yang.

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The only place where you can
see all the super heroes.

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Vader, Sponge Bob, all sucking
off the teet of society.

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They're the true winners.

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They're they only so-called actors

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that are actually working.

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Schmucks give 'em five
bucks a pop for a pic.

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Good for them.

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- Hi, there.

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Jason, correct?

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Yes.

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Okay, this is our first time.

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Well, at this anyway.

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I'm kiddin' around.

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I'm kiddin' around.

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- I had a half a glass of
vino before I got in your car.

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- I had the other half.

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We don't normally do that.

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- No.

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- It was good wine.

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Really good.

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From a box.

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- Yeah.

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So how do you like driving?

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- Oh, my God, please tell us some stories.

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What do you mean?

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- Any weirdos, you ever get any weirdos

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in the car?
- Yeah, yeah.

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All the time.

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- Tell me, tell me, tell me, I wanna know.

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Normally?

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- Normally or weirdly.

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- Well.
- Tell us.

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- When that happens,

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if they're

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weird.
- Ah.

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- Or annoying.

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- Right.

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I hate those people.

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- I,
- Oh, my God,

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Tell us, tell us.
- Tell us, tell us,

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tell us, you gotta tell us.

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I kill them.

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- Oh,

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you really had me.
- Oh, my God.

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- Oh, my gosh.

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- That freaked me out.
- That was good.

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I really thought you killed people.

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Wow.

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That was good.
- That was good.

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Have you done any acting?

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'Cause you could be good.

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- Yeah.
- Would you like

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to hear a joke?

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Yes.

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- He's 100% blind.

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- Hmm.
- I can't see a thing.

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No, but seriously, I'd
love to hear a joke.

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A man walks into a bar.

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- Mm, been there.

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He's like, wow,

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there's so many beautiful
women in this bar.

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So he goes up to the bar,

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and there's a man sitting at the bar,

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and he says to the man,

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hey, buddy,

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do you see all these beautiful
women here at this bar?

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And the man says,

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yes,

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and in fact,

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I can have sex

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with any women in this bar.

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Now the man looks at him weird and says,

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hold on a minute,

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what makes you think you can have sex

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with any women in this bar?

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And the man takes a drink
and looks at him and says,

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because I'm a rapist.

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- Mm-hmm.

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Yeah.

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You know what I could see you doing?

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Hosting one of those murder mystery shows,

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where you give that deadpan

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the whole time.
- Yeah.

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- Oh, I, I could totally

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do something like that.

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- Absolutely.
- Yeah.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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- I mean, my husband here

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can point you in the right direction

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'cause he does improv every Saturday night

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at the Yuks Yard.

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- Guilty, guilty.

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The Yuks Yard?

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Sounds like a real hootenanny.

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- It really is.
- It is.

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- You know, we have a whole troop.

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- Yeah.
- Um, for instance,

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this one time we had about
14 of us in the group.

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- Oh, my God, so funny.
- And we started doing

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Yuk you.

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Oh.

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- Oh.

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Would you look at that?

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We're here.

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- Wow, yeah, that was fast.

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Thank you.
- Mm.

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- You should totally come tomorrow night.

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- It's totally free.

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- Yeah, it's just a two drink minimum.

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- Mm-hmm, and parking is $20 dollars,

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but it's from from 9 to ten,

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so if you move your car then you're fine,

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but hang onto your ticket if you park

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in the lot across the street

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because if you lose it's a
$100 dollars which is crazy.

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And I made that mistake twice, so.

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Yeah, it's $220
to get it out of impound.

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- Yeah.
- Which they

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will do to you.

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- Yeah.
- Sounds

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like a plan.

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- Good, okay.
- Great.

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- Alright, we'll see you tomorrow.

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- Yuks Yard, 8 o'clock.
- Yes, see you tomorrow.

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- See you tomorrow, thank you.

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- See you tomorrow.
- See you tomorrow.

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Bye, Jason.

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- See you tomorrow.
- Bye.

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I'd rather set myself on fire.

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- Headed on over to my lady's pad.

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- Mm.
- Well,

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gonna Netflix and chill.

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If you know what I mean?

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Oh, I know exactly

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what you mean.

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- Good, good.

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I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

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We'll, ah, you know, we'll
probably just hang out,

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cook some dinner, maybe
catch a flick, you know?

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Sounds like a blast.

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You gotta please the ladies.

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Am I right?

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Yes, indeed.

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Yes, indeed.

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Exceedingly

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so.

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She doesn't deserve it.

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What?

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- You said, she doesn't deserve it.

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Oh, I'm not
talking about anybody.

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Am I?

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- Hmm.

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So, ah,

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you married, Mr.,

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Mr.,

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Mr. Jason?

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No.

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Single.

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- Hah, that's the way it should be.

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Any kids?

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I just said I was single, moron.

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- Oh, okay.

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I mean--

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You mean, what?

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- You can still have kids and be single.

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I have two boys.

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Two

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little boys.

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- Cool.

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Cool beans.

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How 'bout you?

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- Uh, nah.

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Nah, just a girlfriend.

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Well, good for you.

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- Yeah, uh-huh, or at least

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she thinks she's my
girlfriend.

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Go on.

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- I mean, don't get me wrong.

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I'm a monogamous guy.

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But?

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- A red-blooded, American male.

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Meaning?

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- I mean, guys, you know,
we're not monogamous.

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By our nature.

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Hmm.

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If you say so.

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- Oh, yeah, right here.

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Right here's perfect.

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Hey, have a good night, man.

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You too.

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Have fun with your girlfriend
or whatever she is.

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If you say so.

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No, I'm kidding, man.

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I'm kidding, have a good one.

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You have to, ah, push one it.

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Hard.

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- Got it.

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Hey, ah, if you're not busy later,

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can you

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pick me up

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at this address?

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Say at like 10?

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Can you do that?

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Um, I don't know.

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I'm not sure.
- Uh.

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I'll make it worth your while.

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Okay.

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- Alright, I'll see you there.

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Oh, my God, hi, are you Jason?

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Yes, get in.

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- Oh, hi, Jason.

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Wow, that is so funny.

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I have a cousin named Jason.

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He doesn't look like you, though.

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Oh, small world.

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- Hey, buckle up.

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- I'm okay, he looks like a safe driver.

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- Fine, have it your way.

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Last time I saw my cousin, Jason,

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we were in Fiji, weren't we, honey?

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- Uh-huh.
- So we

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went to Fiji and, oh, my goodness.

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The water and everything,
it was so gorgeous.

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We went on this excursion,

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and our tour guide was
this cute little Asian man.

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He had a little rice picker hat.

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It was just adorable.

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I could car less where

282
00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:22,340
you went with your cousin, Jason, bitch.

283
00:14:22,340 --> 00:14:23,780
Wow,

284
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,707
congratulations.

285
00:14:25,707 --> 00:14:27,720
Him and a few million other American men

286
00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:29,780
are all named Jason.

287
00:14:29,780 --> 00:14:32,910
How can this dude put up
with this mindless broad?

288
00:14:32,910 --> 00:14:34,760
Look at him on his phone.

289
00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,460
He's probably on a dating app trying

290
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:39,940
to find other women to fool
around with in his spare time.

291
00:14:39,940 --> 00:14:41,543
If he has any spare time.

292
00:14:42,430 --> 00:14:43,750
What a moron.

293
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:46,460
- And my mother inherited
my grandmother's ring,

294
00:14:46,460 --> 00:14:47,680
and I'll tell you what,

295
00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:50,300
it was not a small ring, it is huge,

296
00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:52,010
and she was gonna give
it to me for my wedding,

297
00:14:52,010 --> 00:14:54,500
but I told her, no, it's better
off if my sister takes it.

298
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:55,770
So my sister has it.

299
00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,350
What a great idea.

300
00:14:57,350 --> 00:15:00,040
Two meaningless zoo
animals getting together

301
00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:02,610
to live a fantasy dream.

302
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:03,460
What a nightmare.

303
00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:07,890
How can this idiot handle being with her?

304
00:15:07,890 --> 00:15:09,500
She's babbling.

305
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:10,610
- And a lotta people say that

306
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:13,010
was a really humble
thing to do on my part,

307
00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:15,403
but that's just who I am as a person.

308
00:15:15,403 --> 00:15:16,530
I bet even if

309
00:15:16,530 --> 00:15:18,330
I don't say another word,

310
00:15:18,330 --> 00:15:19,230
she'll continue on

311
00:15:20,152 --> 00:15:20,985
and on

312
00:15:21,940 --> 00:15:22,773
and on.

313
00:15:22,773 --> 00:15:24,150
- I love giving to charities

314
00:15:24,150 --> 00:15:26,720
and animal rights, that's like my passion.

315
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:29,970
I think it's just so disgusting
what they do to those geese.

316
00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:31,870
You know, to get their,
what do you call it?

317
00:15:31,870 --> 00:15:33,380
The, the down feathers?

318
00:15:33,380 --> 00:15:34,690
Ooh, that's disgusting.

319
00:15:34,690 --> 00:15:36,360
Isn't it disgusting, babe?

320
00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:37,500
- Yeah,

321
00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:38,360
right.

322
00:15:40,510 --> 00:15:41,490
I'm listening, babe.

323
00:15:41,490 --> 00:15:42,622
It's disgusting.

324
00:15:42,622 --> 00:15:44,305
- You're shittin' right, it's disgusting.

325
00:15:44,305 --> 00:15:45,505
Ooh.

326
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,440
Wait a minute.

327
00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:49,900
Where are we?

328
00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:51,640
- I had to stop for a moment.

329
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,610
Can you believe this, honey?

330
00:15:57,410 --> 00:15:59,320
- My apologies.

331
00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:01,370
I have to get something out of the trunk.

332
00:16:02,340 --> 00:16:03,803
Thank you for being patient.

333
00:16:04,820 --> 00:16:08,963
You both seem like two
very patient individuals.

334
00:16:10,090 --> 00:16:11,763
Especially you, Susie.

335
00:16:13,290 --> 00:16:14,123
- Go.

336
00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:17,543
It's totally cool.

337
00:16:18,650 --> 00:16:19,970
I'm very patient.

338
00:16:19,970 --> 00:16:21,380
I am patient.

339
00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:23,080
It's part of who I am as a person.

340
00:16:32,210 --> 00:16:33,043
- Here,

341
00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:35,630
you both look very thirsty.

342
00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:38,200
Would you like some

343
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,033
water?

344
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,860
- Oh, thank you.

345
00:16:41,860 --> 00:16:42,910
How cute.

346
00:16:42,910 --> 00:16:45,140
Teeny tiny little water bottle.

347
00:16:45,140 --> 00:16:46,960
This kinda reminds me of something, babe.

348
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:48,710
Doesn't it remind you of something?

349
00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:51,520
- Ha-ha, very funny.

350
00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:52,590
- That is funny.

351
00:16:52,590 --> 00:16:54,030
I'm so funny.

352
00:16:54,030 --> 00:16:56,360
Yeah, I said
it, said it was funny.

353
00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,410
- You know, I could write a comedy sitcom

354
00:16:58,410 --> 00:17:00,400
and sell it to a network.

355
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,430
I should take one of those improv classes.

356
00:17:02,430 --> 00:17:04,800
Uh, I could do standup.

357
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,380
I bet I would be so good at standup.

358
00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:08,049
Wouldn't I be good?

359
00:17:08,049 --> 00:17:09,860
Ah, yeah.

360
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,630
- Oh, no, you'd, you'd be good.

361
00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:15,140
- That's right.

362
00:17:15,140 --> 00:17:17,520
I'm way funnier then that one fat bitch

363
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:18,715
from the Comedy Channel.

364
00:17:24,078 --> 00:17:24,984
Mm, mm, mm.

365
00:17:24,984 --> 00:17:25,817
Mm-mm.

366
00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:28,707
Not one sip for you, young man.

367
00:17:28,707 --> 00:17:31,330
You take one sip you'll have
to pee pee time in two minutes.

368
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:34,063
- So, we don't have any ti...

369
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,026
Ow.

370
00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:39,490
Ow, what the hell?

371
00:17:39,490 --> 00:17:40,460
My stomach hurts.

372
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,140
Are you okay?

373
00:17:42,140 --> 00:17:44,003
No, my stomach really hurts.

374
00:17:46,770 --> 00:17:47,730
- Thank you so much,
- Ow.

375
00:17:47,730 --> 00:17:48,680
For being patient.

376
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,409
- Yeah, no problem.

377
00:17:50,409 --> 00:17:51,753
- Ow, ow, ow,

378
00:17:51,753 --> 00:17:53,940
ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

379
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:54,773
Are you okay?

380
00:17:55,670 --> 00:17:57,930
- Yeah, it's just my--

381
00:17:57,930 --> 00:17:58,763
- Don't worry.

382
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:02,495
You'll be home soon.

383
00:18:02,495 --> 00:18:03,745
- Ow, ow.
- Shh.

384
00:18:05,850 --> 00:18:07,654
Be quiet, we'll be home soon.

385
00:18:10,095 --> 00:18:11,246
- Shh.
- My stomach hurts.

386
00:18:11,246 --> 00:18:12,500
It's probably the shellfish.

387
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:13,870
It's not the shellfish.

388
00:18:13,870 --> 00:18:15,410
- You had shellfish,

389
00:18:15,410 --> 00:18:16,650
your stomach doesn't hurt.

390
00:18:16,650 --> 00:18:18,757
- That's cause I'm not shellfish like you.

391
00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:21,410
- Not funny.

392
00:18:21,410 --> 00:18:22,790
I'm sorry.

393
00:18:22,790 --> 00:18:23,890
- Ow.

394
00:18:23,890 --> 00:18:24,810
The water.

395
00:18:24,810 --> 00:18:25,810
I just took a sip of water.

396
00:18:25,810 --> 00:18:26,665
It's the water.

397
00:18:26,665 --> 00:18:28,450
- Susie,

398
00:18:28,450 --> 00:18:30,610
water doesn't make your stomach hurt.

399
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,170
- Yes, it does.

400
00:18:32,170 --> 00:18:34,223
- That doesn't make any sense, here look.

401
00:18:37,130 --> 00:18:38,630
No, no, don't do it.

402
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:40,493
No.

403
00:18:41,456 --> 00:18:44,513
No.

404
00:18:44,513 --> 00:18:45,660
Ow.

405
00:18:45,660 --> 00:18:47,700
It's fine, we're fine.

406
00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:48,633
- Ow, ow, ow.

407
00:18:49,470 --> 00:18:51,227
I think he drugged the water.

408
00:18:53,190 --> 00:18:54,283
- You're ridiculous.

409
00:18:55,610 --> 00:18:58,445
I just took a big gulp and I feel fine.

410
00:18:58,445 --> 00:18:59,540
Hey, driver?

411
00:18:59,540 --> 00:19:02,054
You didn't drug the water, did you?

412
00:19:02,054 --> 00:19:03,560
Me?

413
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,040
- No, the other driver that's
driving us around right now.

414
00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:09,140
Huh, you are so smart.

415
00:19:09,140 --> 00:19:10,930
Did you or didn't you?

416
00:19:10,930 --> 00:19:12,570
I would do nothing of the sort.

417
00:19:12,570 --> 00:19:15,210
- See honey, he would
do nothing of the sort.

418
00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:17,533
- Ow.

419
00:19:19,020 --> 00:19:20,580
My stomach.

420
00:19:20,580 --> 00:19:21,413
See?

421
00:19:22,740 --> 00:19:24,780
- Ah, it's gotta be the shellfish.

422
00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:26,220
- It's not, you're an idiot.

423
00:19:26,220 --> 00:19:28,013
Oh, my God, it's the water.

424
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,923
- It's finally digesting.

425
00:19:31,950 --> 00:19:32,783
- That's it.

426
00:19:32,783 --> 00:19:34,160
I am calling the cops.

427
00:19:36,650 --> 00:19:38,790
Yes, I'd like to report an emergency.

428
00:19:38,790 --> 00:19:41,900
My boyfriend and I have been
drugged by our Hitch driver.

429
00:19:41,900 --> 00:19:43,670
I haven't done anything.

430
00:19:43,670 --> 00:19:45,070
- Susie.
- Yes, we live,

431
00:19:45,070 --> 00:19:46,100
uh, yes.

432
00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:47,320
Um.
- Susie, you're

433
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,283
overreacting.
- Ooh.

434
00:19:49,283 --> 00:19:50,116
Give me your phone.

435
00:19:50,116 --> 00:19:51,410
- No, I'm not giving you my phone.

436
00:19:51,410 --> 00:19:53,310
Get outta here.
- Quit being shellfish.

437
00:19:53,310 --> 00:19:55,070
- It's not funny dude.

438
00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,240
- Yes, yes, yes.

439
00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:57,440
Um,

440
00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:58,273
yes, he's drugged us.

441
00:19:58,273 --> 00:19:59,386
Get off.
- Give me the phone.

442
00:19:59,386 --> 00:20:00,336
- My boyfriend is trying

443
00:20:00,336 --> 00:20:01,994
to rape me.
- Give me the phone.

444
00:20:01,994 --> 00:20:05,227
- I live at 407 Highland
Hills, please.

445
00:20:05,227 --> 00:20:06,060
- Give me the phone.

446
00:20:09,830 --> 00:20:11,000
Is she okay?

447
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,183
She'll be fine.

448
00:20:13,650 --> 00:20:15,483
My stomach really does hurt, though.

449
00:20:16,398 --> 00:20:18,213
It's probably the shellfish.

450
00:25:26,370 --> 00:25:27,500
Oh, wow, hi.

451
00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:28,680
- Hello there.

452
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:31,310
- It's weird, I thought you were farther.

453
00:25:31,310 --> 00:25:33,456
- The app does that sometimes.

454
00:25:33,456 --> 00:25:34,360
- Oh,

455
00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:35,193
okay.

456
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:38,750
- Here's your Hawaiian veggie burger.

457
00:25:40,067 --> 00:25:41,646
- The app told me.

458
00:25:41,646 --> 00:25:42,479
- Oh,

459
00:25:42,479 --> 00:25:43,590
duh.

460
00:25:43,590 --> 00:25:45,345
Okay, thanks, bye.

461
00:25:51,820 --> 00:25:52,820
- Yeah,

462
00:25:52,820 --> 00:25:54,340
no.

463
00:25:54,340 --> 00:25:56,710
My place isn't really like fit for that.

464
00:25:56,710 --> 00:25:58,310
- I'm sure it's not,

465
00:25:58,310 --> 00:26:00,150
but it'll be real quick.

466
00:26:00,150 --> 00:26:01,380
I really have to

467
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:07,233
urinate.

468
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:12,433
Pretty please?

469
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,170
- Yeah,

470
00:26:16,170 --> 00:26:17,400
sure.

471
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:18,803
Um, just excuse the mess.

472
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:21,000
And be quick.

473
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,843
- Oh, it will only take a minute.

474
00:26:40,411 --> 00:26:41,828
Alright.

475
00:26:43,298 --> 00:26:44,381
Come to mama.

476
00:26:47,188 --> 00:26:48,021
Mm-hmm.

477
00:26:49,609 --> 00:26:50,881
Mm.

478
00:27:02,168 --> 00:27:03,288
Yeah.

479
00:27:11,402 --> 00:27:12,319
Shit.

480
00:30:34,629 --> 00:30:35,462
- Uh, aw.

481
00:30:52,065 --> 00:30:52,898
- Shit.

482
00:31:19,839 --> 00:31:21,482
Shut up, shut up you mutt.

483
00:31:24,248 --> 00:31:25,081
Piffin?

484
00:31:30,390 --> 00:31:31,291
Piffin?

485
00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:45,333
Piffin?

486
00:31:47,554 --> 00:31:48,387
Hmm.

487
00:32:22,128 --> 00:32:23,173
Oh, hi.

488
00:32:23,173 --> 00:32:25,150
I don't believe I've ever
seen you around here.

489
00:32:25,150 --> 00:32:26,289
Excuse me, I have to get by.

490
00:32:26,289 --> 00:32:27,253
Well, why are you so nervous?

491
00:32:27,253 --> 00:32:29,010
- I have, I've got a rider,

492
00:32:29,010 --> 00:32:30,050
I'm gonna be late.

493
00:32:30,050 --> 00:32:31,220
Really, how--
- I'm a Hitch driver.

494
00:32:31,220 --> 00:32:32,053
- Oh, that explains everything.

495
00:32:32,053 --> 00:32:34,623
Leave me alone.

496
00:32:34,623 --> 00:32:35,559
- Fine.

497
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:12,153
- Dude.

498
00:33:13,140 --> 00:33:15,220
What the hell took you so long?

499
00:33:15,220 --> 00:33:16,210
I apologize.

500
00:33:16,210 --> 00:33:17,580
I was caught up.

501
00:33:17,580 --> 00:33:20,140
- Well, you're gonna
make me late for my show.

502
00:33:20,140 --> 00:33:21,770
Again, I, I apologize.

503
00:33:21,770 --> 00:33:22,816
I'm, I'm sorry.

504
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:26,880
- Well, step on it.

505
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,980
Um, we will
get there safe and sound.

506
00:33:29,980 --> 00:33:32,030
Without getting a ticket.

507
00:33:32,030 --> 00:33:34,700
- It's okay, my followers can wait.

508
00:33:34,700 --> 00:33:36,480
Your followers?

509
00:33:38,860 --> 00:33:39,860
Know what?

510
00:33:45,466 --> 00:33:46,383
Spankie?

511
00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:50,460
- I'm Spankie frickin' Valentine.

512
00:33:50,460 --> 00:33:51,750
Oh.

513
00:33:51,750 --> 00:33:53,130
So you're a porn star?

514
00:33:53,130 --> 00:33:54,460
- Wow.

515
00:33:54,460 --> 00:33:56,460
Because that would make sense.

516
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:16,048
- No.

517
00:34:16,048 --> 00:34:19,434
For your information, I'm a musician.

518
00:34:19,434 --> 00:34:20,990
Oh, a musician.

519
00:34:20,990 --> 00:34:21,893
That's rare.

520
00:34:22,770 --> 00:34:24,620
Especially in LA.

521
00:34:24,620 --> 00:34:26,660
- Oh, and it's so rare you being

522
00:34:26,660 --> 00:34:29,989
a Hitch driver in LA, now isn't it?

523
00:34:29,989 --> 00:34:34,480
I, I
was just kidding with you.

524
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:37,370
What type of music do you perform?

525
00:34:37,370 --> 00:34:39,061
I'm intrigued.

526
00:34:39,061 --> 00:34:39,920
- Oh,

527
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:40,753
well,

528
00:34:40,753 --> 00:34:41,700
I,

529
00:34:41,700 --> 00:34:42,750
I do pop

530
00:34:42,750 --> 00:34:43,690
and rock

531
00:34:43,690 --> 00:34:44,523
and

532
00:34:44,523 --> 00:34:45,420
hip hop.

533
00:34:45,420 --> 00:34:47,910
Pretty much any style,
I like to do it all.

534
00:34:47,910 --> 00:34:50,070
Wow, I'm impressed.

535
00:34:51,700 --> 00:34:52,980
Thank you so

536
00:34:52,980 --> 00:34:54,360
much.

537
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,593
You're welcome so much.

538
00:35:01,105 --> 00:35:02,098
What about me?

539
00:35:02,098 --> 00:35:04,643
- I don't know, do you
play any instruments?

540
00:35:04,643 --> 00:35:08,250
I, I used to, not anymore.

541
00:35:08,250 --> 00:35:11,920
- Okay, so, what instrument
did you used to play?

542
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:12,753
- Well--
- Wa, wa, wa,

543
00:35:12,753 --> 00:35:13,586
wa, wa, wait.

544
00:35:13,586 --> 00:35:14,430
Let me guess, let me guess.

545
00:35:14,430 --> 00:35:15,630
I got this.

546
00:35:15,630 --> 00:35:17,963
You were totally in a
marching band, right?

547
00:35:19,130 --> 00:35:20,500
You figured me out.

548
00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:22,370
- I know, it's, it's totally normal

549
00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:25,380
Kids like you do the whole
marching band scene, I get it.

550
00:35:25,380 --> 00:35:28,203
What do you mean, kids like me?

551
00:35:29,810 --> 00:35:32,013
- I, I'm not trying to be mean.

552
00:35:32,013 --> 00:35:33,190
Oh, no, don't worry.

553
00:35:33,190 --> 00:35:34,600
You won't offend me.

554
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:37,743
- Well, you know, like, nerdy.

555
00:35:40,060 --> 00:35:41,940
Guilty as charged.

556
00:35:41,940 --> 00:35:44,520
- Hey, I mean, nerds rule the world.

557
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:45,510
Really, so true.
- Yes, they do.

558
00:35:45,510 --> 00:35:47,240
- Like, I was totally just talking

559
00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:48,500
to my boyfriend about this.

560
00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:49,650
Oh.

561
00:35:49,650 --> 00:35:51,053
You have a boyfriend.

562
00:35:51,940 --> 00:35:53,430
- Yes.

563
00:35:53,430 --> 00:35:55,604
Oh, that's too bad.

564
00:35:57,687 --> 00:36:00,490
Means you can't have any fun.

565
00:36:00,490 --> 00:36:02,120
- Oh, honey,

566
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:05,410
I have more fun than you
could possibly imagine.

567
00:36:05,410 --> 00:36:06,350
Really, now?

568
00:36:06,350 --> 00:36:08,900
- Yeah, especially,

569
00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:10,740
I love

570
00:36:10,740 --> 00:36:13,190
hitting on hot Hitch drivers

571
00:36:13,190 --> 00:36:14,340
just

572
00:36:14,340 --> 00:36:15,510
like

573
00:36:15,510 --> 00:36:16,343
you.

574
00:36:18,370 --> 00:36:21,363
- Whatever.

575
00:36:22,410 --> 00:36:25,170
- Oh, come one, I almost
had you there.

576
00:36:25,170 --> 00:36:26,650
No, not really.

577
00:36:26,650 --> 00:36:30,060
- Oh, come on, you would have wanted to.

578
00:36:30,060 --> 00:36:31,970
Wanted to what, exactly?

579
00:36:31,970 --> 00:36:32,803
- You know.

580
00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:36,200
It's alright, most guys do.

581
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,350
Wow, you're so modest.

582
00:36:38,350 --> 00:36:39,630
- Well, I mean, when you have

583
00:36:39,630 --> 00:36:41,260
like a couple million followers

584
00:36:41,260 --> 00:36:44,750
and 90% of them are guys,
it's kinda hard not to be.

585
00:36:44,750 --> 00:36:46,430
Does your boyfriend know?

586
00:36:46,430 --> 00:36:49,380
- My boyfriend totally
knows my demographic.

587
00:36:49,380 --> 00:36:51,450
In fact, he encourages

588
00:36:51,450 --> 00:36:54,820
flirtation and that I wear,
you know, like sexy outfits.

589
00:36:54,820 --> 00:36:56,710
It means more merch sales.

590
00:36:56,710 --> 00:37:00,063
Aren't you
worried about security?

591
00:37:01,260 --> 00:37:02,800
- Nah.

592
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,300
That's why I got this bad boy.

593
00:37:05,290 --> 00:37:06,123
Hmm.

594
00:37:06,980 --> 00:37:08,540
Here,

595
00:37:08,540 --> 00:37:10,670
have some of this.

596
00:37:10,670 --> 00:37:11,503
- I'm okay.

597
00:37:13,130 --> 00:37:14,710
No, I insist.

598
00:37:14,710 --> 00:37:15,543
- I'm good.

599
00:37:16,670 --> 00:37:18,940
You should
really have some water

600
00:37:18,940 --> 00:37:20,860
before your concert.

601
00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:25,260
Teach me what?

602
00:37:27,890 --> 00:37:28,920
This isn't candy.

603
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:30,423
Same difference.

604
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,100
Whatever you want.

605
00:37:33,100 --> 00:37:34,593
- That's usually how it goes.

606
00:37:49,070 --> 00:37:50,819
- I was only playing.

607
00:37:50,819 --> 00:37:51,756
Hmm.

608
00:37:53,550 --> 00:37:56,000
- Oh, my gosh, I love this song.

609
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,753
Don't you love this song? Turn it up.

610
00:37:59,455 --> 00:38:02,753
♪ A band of angels ♪

611
00:38:02,753 --> 00:38:05,729
♪ Comin' after me ♪

612
00:38:05,729 --> 00:38:10,729
♪ A comin' for to carry me home ♪

613
00:38:11,145 --> 00:38:14,039
♪ To swing low ♪

614
00:38:14,039 --> 00:38:17,958
♪ Sweet chariot ♪

615
00:38:17,958 --> 00:38:22,958
♪ A comin' for to carry me home ♪

616
00:38:23,322 --> 00:38:26,273
♪ Swing low ♪

617
00:38:26,273 --> 00:38:30,012
♪ Sweet chariot ♪

618
00:38:30,012 --> 00:38:35,012
♪ A comin' for to carry me home ♪

619
00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:39,222
♪ I'm sometimes up ♪

620
00:38:39,222 --> 00:38:42,390
♪ And sometimes down ♪

621
00:38:42,390 --> 00:38:47,390
♪ But comin' for to carry me home ♪

622
00:38:48,472 --> 00:38:51,126
♪ But still my soul ♪

623
00:38:51,126 --> 00:38:54,622
♪ Feels heavenly bound ♪

624
00:38:54,622 --> 00:38:59,622
♪ A comin' for to carry me home ♪

625
00:39:00,142 --> 00:39:03,159
♪ A swing low ♪

626
00:39:03,159 --> 00:39:04,490
♪ Sweet ♪

627
00:39:04,490 --> 00:39:09,490
♪ Chariot ♪

628
00:39:09,591 --> 00:39:13,221
♪ Comin' for to carry me ♪

629
00:39:13,221 --> 00:39:15,138
♪ Home ♪

630
00:39:16,272 --> 00:39:19,749
♪ Swing low ♪

631
00:39:19,749 --> 00:39:24,528
♪ Sweet chariot ♪

632
00:39:24,528 --> 00:39:28,245
♪ Comin' for to carry me ♪

633
00:39:28,245 --> 00:39:31,368
♪ Home ♪

634
00:39:31,368 --> 00:39:34,285
♪ I'm sometimes up ♪

635
00:39:35,292 --> 00:39:38,993
♪ And sometimes down ♪

636
00:39:38,993 --> 00:39:42,385
♪ Comin' for to carry me ♪

637
00:39:42,385 --> 00:39:45,272
♪ Home ♪

638
00:39:45,272 --> 00:39:48,745
♪ But still my soul ♪

639
00:39:48,745 --> 00:39:52,770
♪ Is heavenly bound ♪

640
00:39:52,770 --> 00:39:56,369
♪ Comin' for to carry me ♪

641
00:39:56,369 --> 00:39:58,804
♪ Home ♪

642
00:39:58,804 --> 00:40:02,337
♪ Swing low ♪

643
00:40:02,337 --> 00:40:03,434
♪ Sweet ♪

644
00:40:03,434 --> 00:40:06,890
♪ Chariot ♪

645
00:40:06,890 --> 00:40:10,158
♪ Comin for to carry me ♪

646
00:40:10,158 --> 00:40:12,537
♪ Home ♪

647
00:40:12,537 --> 00:40:15,971
♪ Swing low ♪

648
00:40:15,971 --> 00:40:17,023
♪ Sweet ♪

649
00:40:17,023 --> 00:40:19,190
♪ Chariot ♪

650
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:24,232
♪ Comin' for to carry me ♪

651
00:40:24,232 --> 00:40:27,477
♪ Home ♪

652
00:40:47,237 --> 00:40:50,539
I was worried about you.

653
00:40:52,812 --> 00:40:55,980
- You weren't answering my texts.

654
00:40:55,980 --> 00:40:57,163
- My apologies.

655
00:40:59,430 --> 00:41:01,310
I was busy.

656
00:41:01,310 --> 00:41:02,893
Taking care of things.

657
00:41:07,075 --> 00:41:08,340
- Come to bed.

658
00:41:45,571 --> 00:41:48,300
- I have to be going.

659
00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:49,133
Soon.

660
00:41:55,069 --> 00:41:56,084
- Come here.

661
00:42:10,539 --> 00:42:11,372
Uh-huh.

662
00:42:27,578 --> 00:42:29,935
What's gotten into you?

663
00:42:29,935 --> 00:42:30,768
I like it.

664
00:43:24,100 --> 00:43:24,933
Yes.

665
00:43:24,933 --> 00:43:26,730
- Yeah, alright, get in babe.

666
00:43:34,070 --> 00:43:35,010
Come over here.

667
00:43:35,010 --> 00:43:36,080
Give me some of that sugar, baby.

668
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:36,913
C'mon, mm,

669
00:43:37,961 --> 00:43:38,794
yeah.

670
00:43:39,915 --> 00:43:42,106
Mmm, baby.

671
00:43:42,106 --> 00:43:45,412
- Mm, days, babe, we talkin' about nights.

672
00:43:47,950 --> 00:43:50,563
And Dave's gonna make you
a happy girl tonight, yeah.

673
00:43:59,660 --> 00:44:01,360
Okay, kids, here we are.

674
00:44:03,143 --> 00:44:07,668
Alright, c'mon, let's go, baby.

675
00:44:07,668 --> 00:44:09,251
C'mon, you alright.

676
00:44:11,500 --> 00:44:12,340
You alright.

677
00:44:12,340 --> 00:44:14,090
You alright, just wait right there.

678
00:44:15,088 --> 00:44:17,460
Hey,

679
00:44:17,460 --> 00:44:19,156
here you go.

680
00:44:19,156 --> 00:44:20,874
This is a $50 dollar bill.

681
00:44:20,874 --> 00:44:22,320
- I know.

682
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:24,010
I just, I need you to come back

683
00:44:24,010 --> 00:44:26,600
to that bar around like, midnight.

684
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:27,590
Don't have the app on.

685
00:44:27,590 --> 00:44:30,030
Alright, I'll just, I'll be waiting.

686
00:44:30,030 --> 00:44:31,240
- Alright, okay.
- Hey, hey.

687
00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:32,290
- Sure, sure, okay.
- I'll make it

688
00:44:32,290 --> 00:44:33,210
worth your while.

689
00:44:33,210 --> 00:44:34,513
- Okay.
- Promise.

690
00:44:35,770 --> 00:44:36,770
Midnight.

691
00:44:36,770 --> 00:44:37,720
Midnight.

692
00:44:46,100 --> 00:44:47,393
Oh, great.

693
00:44:49,100 --> 00:44:50,200
Trace?

694
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:51,430
Yeah.

695
00:44:51,430 --> 00:44:52,558
Get in.

696
00:44:52,558 --> 00:44:53,743
Thanks.

697
00:44:54,750 --> 00:44:56,330
It's cold out there, man.

698
00:44:56,330 --> 00:44:57,310
You keepin' it warm in here?

699
00:44:57,310 --> 00:44:58,543
Yes, I am.

700
00:44:59,540 --> 00:45:00,373
- Cool.

701
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:03,153
Damn.

702
00:45:05,780 --> 00:45:07,230
- I don't know, you ever like,

703
00:45:07,230 --> 00:45:09,740
look up at the stars and

704
00:45:09,740 --> 00:45:12,430
think, you know, maybe we're not alone?

705
00:45:12,430 --> 00:45:14,010
- Whenever I look up at the sky,

706
00:45:14,010 --> 00:45:15,240
I don't see anything.

707
00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:16,970
We live in LA, for chrissakes.

708
00:45:16,970 --> 00:45:18,030
- No, you know what I mean,

709
00:45:18,030 --> 00:45:19,450
like when you go up in the hills,

710
00:45:19,450 --> 00:45:22,933
and you can get away from
all this and it's clear.

711
00:45:23,860 --> 00:45:26,720
Oh, you're talking about aliens?

712
00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:28,190
- Yeah, man.
- Oh, I think about

713
00:45:28,190 --> 00:45:29,680
them all the time.

714
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:30,513
Really?

715
00:45:30,513 --> 00:45:31,720
No.

716
00:45:31,720 --> 00:45:33,630
- Well, NASA states that there's hundreds

717
00:45:33,630 --> 00:45:37,350
of billions of galaxies in the universe,

718
00:45:37,350 --> 00:45:41,130
and there's roughly the same
amount of habitable planets.

719
00:45:41,130 --> 00:45:42,120
Uh-huh.

720
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:44,150
- Meaning, out of hundreds of billions

721
00:45:44,150 --> 00:45:46,180
of planets in the known universe,

722
00:45:46,180 --> 00:45:48,410
we're just one tiny spec.

723
00:45:48,410 --> 00:45:49,260
Uh-huh.

724
00:45:49,260 --> 00:45:52,410
- I mean, how can there not
be other live out there?

725
00:45:52,410 --> 00:45:54,010
Well, you make a valid point.

726
00:45:54,010 --> 00:45:55,063
What made you think of this?

727
00:45:55,063 --> 00:45:57,320
- I don't know, man.

728
00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:59,384
It's just been on my mind.

729
00:45:59,384 --> 00:46:01,190
Okay.

730
00:46:03,330 --> 00:46:04,163
Yes.

731
00:46:07,550 --> 00:46:08,383
Both.

732
00:46:11,100 --> 00:46:12,680
I have a brother who's

733
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:15,240
a, a little bit older than me,

734
00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:17,143
and I have a sister who's younger.

735
00:46:18,850 --> 00:46:19,683
- Cool.

736
00:46:19,683 --> 00:46:20,516
You guys get along?

737
00:46:20,516 --> 00:46:22,680
Well, sort of.

738
00:46:23,580 --> 00:46:25,930
Well, I mean,
we don't not get along.

739
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:27,890
- I see.

740
00:46:27,890 --> 00:46:31,060
I mean, we all
sort of live our own lives.

741
00:46:31,060 --> 00:46:32,430
- I know what you mean.

742
00:46:32,430 --> 00:46:33,410
Oh?

743
00:46:33,410 --> 00:46:35,970
- Yeah, we're just all so busy.

744
00:46:35,970 --> 00:46:37,628
Exactly.

745
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:40,230
You got any kids?

746
00:46:40,230 --> 00:46:42,560
I have two boys.

747
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:43,480
Two

748
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:45,400
little boys.

749
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:46,460
- Nice,

750
00:46:46,460 --> 00:46:47,420
nice.

751
00:46:47,420 --> 00:46:49,690
What makes you ask?

752
00:46:49,690 --> 00:46:51,790
- I don't know, I'm just curious, I guess.

753
00:46:53,870 --> 00:46:54,856
Question.

754
00:46:54,856 --> 00:46:56,560
Ah, here it comes.

755
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:01,290
Wow, that's a
really personal question.

756
00:47:02,170 --> 00:47:05,670
- Sorry, man, I'm not meaning
to be personal or anything.

757
00:47:05,670 --> 00:47:08,300
I believe in God or a God.

758
00:47:08,300 --> 00:47:09,590
Good for you.

759
00:47:09,590 --> 00:47:10,823
Do you not believe?

760
00:47:10,823 --> 00:47:12,200
I mean, it's cool if you don't.

761
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,720
I have, you know, friends
that are atheists.

762
00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:16,700
I was an atheist for awhile.

763
00:47:16,700 --> 00:47:18,853
I believe in the idea of a god,

764
00:47:19,690 --> 00:47:21,890
but I don't believe there's some guy

765
00:47:21,890 --> 00:47:24,450
with a white beard
sittin' up in the clouds

766
00:47:24,450 --> 00:47:28,260
and sendin' people to
Hell for stupid reasons.

767
00:47:30,510 --> 00:47:34,326
Oh, you know,
like, jerkin' you gherkin'.

768
00:47:34,326 --> 00:47:35,330
- Huh,

769
00:47:35,330 --> 00:47:36,980
yeah, huh.

770
00:47:36,980 --> 00:47:38,460
I don't know man, Heaven and Hell

771
00:47:38,460 --> 00:47:39,970
are a whole other topic for me.

772
00:47:39,970 --> 00:47:42,570
Now listen,
let's stick to aliens.

773
00:47:42,570 --> 00:47:43,690
- Sure.

774
00:47:43,690 --> 00:47:46,240
I mean, if there any aliens

775
00:47:46,240 --> 00:47:50,380
then I, I hope they're
vastly superior to humans.

776
00:47:50,380 --> 00:47:51,670
It shouldn't be that hard.

777
00:47:51,670 --> 00:47:53,140
- I don't know, we are like

778
00:47:53,140 --> 00:47:56,070
the most intelligent beings
in the known universe.

779
00:47:56,070 --> 00:47:57,760
That's a scary thought.

780
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:01,050
- I guess, but think about
all that man has accomplished.

781
00:48:01,050 --> 00:48:06,050
I mean, goin' to space, building
the Great Wall of China,

782
00:48:06,190 --> 00:48:07,700
Pyramids in Egypt.

783
00:48:07,700 --> 00:48:09,430
Slave labor.

784
00:48:09,430 --> 00:48:10,780
It's great.

785
00:48:10,780 --> 00:48:12,670
- Yeah, but think about
how far we've come,

786
00:48:12,670 --> 00:48:14,080
and how far we'll go.

787
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:16,480
The possibilities are endless.

788
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:18,750
I really feel
like we're moving backwards

789
00:48:18,750 --> 00:48:20,060
rather than forwards.

790
00:48:20,060 --> 00:48:20,930
Really?

791
00:48:20,930 --> 00:48:24,140
Yeah, I mean, take
cellphones for instance.

792
00:48:24,140 --> 00:48:27,000
Everybody's glued to these cellphones.

793
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,880
I pick up a passenger,

794
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:31,260
the ride's 20 minutes long,

795
00:48:31,260 --> 00:48:35,413
they're glued to their phone
the entire length of the ride.

796
00:48:36,670 --> 00:48:38,890
I remember a time when people used

797
00:48:38,890 --> 00:48:42,100
to communicate with each other.

798
00:48:42,100 --> 00:48:44,733
When people used to
engage with one another.

799
00:48:45,890 --> 00:48:48,520
I remember a time when your neighbors

800
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:49,840
would leave their doors open,

801
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:52,890
and you could come over
at anytime you wanted to.

802
00:48:52,890 --> 00:48:54,730
- Yeah, man, but look at all the stuff

803
00:48:54,730 --> 00:48:57,180
you can do on cellphones
that we couldn't do before.

804
00:48:57,180 --> 00:49:00,060
Like order a pizza by
just tapping a few times.

805
00:49:00,060 --> 00:49:01,460
I mean, it's like magic.

806
00:49:01,460 --> 00:49:04,160
We've been able
to do that for decades.

807
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:08,290
It's called picking up a
phone and placing an order.

808
00:49:08,290 --> 00:49:09,220
- Like, dude, I don't know.

809
00:49:09,220 --> 00:49:11,420
Did something like happen
to you when you were younger

810
00:49:11,420 --> 00:49:14,450
that just made you give up and lose hope?

811
00:49:14,450 --> 00:49:16,830
I haven't lost all hope.

812
00:49:16,830 --> 00:49:18,860
Well, it doesn't sound like it.

813
00:49:18,860 --> 00:49:20,423
I'm just observing.

814
00:49:21,430 --> 00:49:24,750
I mean, take that guy for an example.

815
00:49:24,750 --> 00:49:27,290
Oh, he's texting while driving.

816
00:49:27,290 --> 00:49:30,100
If that isn't a manslaughter
case waiting to happen,

817
00:49:30,100 --> 00:49:32,620
I, I don't know what is.

818
00:49:32,620 --> 00:49:33,850
People are so tuned out,

819
00:49:33,850 --> 00:49:36,053
they have no idea of their surroundings.

820
00:49:36,980 --> 00:49:38,660
The majority of them are morons.

821
00:49:38,660 --> 00:49:40,640
- Hmm, see that's why once in a while

822
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:41,850
I get away from it all.

823
00:49:41,850 --> 00:49:43,260
Oh, really?

824
00:49:43,260 --> 00:49:44,330
- I unplug.

825
00:49:44,330 --> 00:49:47,010
I go out into the wilderness.

826
00:49:47,010 --> 00:49:49,393
A guy like you
out in the wilderness?

827
00:49:50,250 --> 00:49:51,340
- Yeah.

828
00:49:51,340 --> 00:49:52,410
I can't even picture

829
00:49:52,410 --> 00:49:55,047
a guy like me out in the wilderness.

830
00:49:55,047 --> 00:49:57,680
See, what
are you complaining about?

831
00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:59,780
I'm not complaining.

832
00:49:59,780 --> 00:50:00,843
I'm observing.

833
00:50:02,130 --> 00:50:03,220
- Well, believe it or not,

834
00:50:03,220 --> 00:50:07,000
camping can lead to some
very valuable insights.

835
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,560
More people should be like you.

836
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:11,590
You're quite the model citizen.

837
00:50:11,590 --> 00:50:13,070
- You know, I think they are.

838
00:50:13,070 --> 00:50:14,420
They just kinda put up this front

839
00:50:14,420 --> 00:50:16,330
for other people to make them think

840
00:50:16,330 --> 00:50:19,460
they live a certain way
and they're so happy.

841
00:50:19,460 --> 00:50:21,117
Especially out here in LA.

842
00:50:21,117 --> 00:50:22,960
Now that's deep.

843
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:24,570
- Look, when people see me,

844
00:50:24,570 --> 00:50:27,150
they get a whole different idea about me.

845
00:50:27,150 --> 00:50:28,890
I can't imagine.

846
00:50:28,890 --> 00:50:32,107
- They see this gothic, emo, pussy boy.

847
00:50:32,969 --> 00:50:35,580
Well, I, I mean,
when you walked to the door,

848
00:50:35,580 --> 00:50:37,600
you looked like Bela Lugosi

849
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:40,070
on his way to a Transylvania party.

850
00:50:40,070 --> 00:50:41,400
You don't really scream out,

851
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,080
hey, come here and give me a hug.

852
00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:44,383
Touche.

853
00:50:45,302 --> 00:50:47,550
But you know, when people get to know me,

854
00:50:47,550 --> 00:50:50,470
they see that I'm actually just like them.

855
00:50:50,470 --> 00:50:52,590
But you're not like them.

856
00:50:52,590 --> 00:50:54,110
I'm not?

857
00:50:54,110 --> 00:50:55,870
You don't look like them.

858
00:50:55,870 --> 00:50:57,133
You don't act like them.

859
00:50:58,150 --> 00:50:59,920
Most people are judgemental.

860
00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:01,710
- Well, yeah, I'm judgemental too,

861
00:51:01,710 --> 00:51:03,930
but I don't know, you know what I mean.

862
00:51:03,930 --> 00:51:05,010
Yeah, but--

863
00:51:05,010 --> 00:51:08,730
- Just, what I'm saying is
just because I look like this

864
00:51:08,730 --> 00:51:11,010
doesn't mean that I'm a bad guy.

865
00:51:11,010 --> 00:51:14,000
It just means
you're misunderstood.

866
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,900
- I mean, I wouldn't even go that far.

867
00:51:17,770 --> 00:51:19,920
Hey, I'm up here to the right.

868
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:20,753
Oh.

869
00:51:25,340 --> 00:51:26,173
Well,

870
00:51:27,190 --> 00:51:29,400
thank you for taking the time

871
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:31,510
to have a meaningful conversation with me.

872
00:51:31,510 --> 00:51:33,000
- No problem, man.

873
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:37,313
Ah, hey, if you ever need
anything, um, here's my card.

874
00:51:38,210 --> 00:51:39,043
Okay.

875
00:51:39,950 --> 00:51:41,633
- Well, off to work, hmm.

876
00:51:42,650 --> 00:51:44,170
You work here?

877
00:51:44,170 --> 00:51:45,003
- Yeah.

878
00:51:45,003 --> 00:51:46,623
Got the graveyard shift.

879
00:51:48,220 --> 00:51:49,670
Drive safe.

880
00:51:49,670 --> 00:51:50,620
I'll try.

881
00:52:05,020 --> 00:52:06,860
Are you Jason?

882
00:52:06,860 --> 00:52:08,390
I should be.

883
00:52:08,390 --> 00:52:09,223
- Thanks.

884
00:52:29,059 --> 00:52:32,023
Adorbs little hula girl, isn't she?

885
00:52:33,340 --> 00:52:34,340
Thank you.

886
00:52:35,410 --> 00:52:37,837
- I was being sarcastic.

887
00:52:37,837 --> 00:52:38,920
Oh.

888
00:52:41,180 --> 00:52:44,340
- You just thought that
was adorable, didn't you?

889
00:52:44,340 --> 00:52:47,050
Like you didn't even think about like,

890
00:52:47,050 --> 00:52:52,050
the raping and pillaging of
like the continent of Hawaii?

891
00:52:52,125 --> 00:52:53,583
Hmm.

892
00:52:53,583 --> 00:52:56,110
I didn't realize Hawaii was a continent.

893
00:52:57,747 --> 00:52:58,960
No.

894
00:53:00,510 --> 00:53:01,830
No.

895
00:53:05,167 --> 00:53:07,000
At Goodwill.

896
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,343
It was a good find.

897
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:14,410
- So, you're not gonna
take it down because

898
00:53:14,410 --> 00:53:18,410
like it was a really
good find at Goodwill?

899
00:53:18,410 --> 00:53:20,860
I didn't think
it would offend anyone.

900
00:53:20,860 --> 00:53:23,670
- Well, you as a white,

901
00:53:23,670 --> 00:53:26,100
privileged male should know that

902
00:53:26,100 --> 00:53:29,200
that is very offensive to some people.

903
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:31,140
So now you're judging me?

904
00:53:31,140 --> 00:53:32,670
- I'm not judging you.

905
00:53:32,670 --> 00:53:34,710
I don't judge,

906
00:53:34,710 --> 00:53:36,670
but you're obviously ignorant

907
00:53:36,670 --> 00:53:38,370
because you didn't even know

908
00:53:38,370 --> 00:53:41,260
about the raping and pillaging of Hawaii.

909
00:53:41,260 --> 00:53:43,370
What do you want me to say?

910
00:53:43,370 --> 00:53:45,480
- I don't want you to say anything.

911
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:47,110
I just want you to take down

912
00:53:47,110 --> 00:53:50,053
your little sexualized hula girl.

913
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:52,180
Not gonna happen.

914
00:53:52,180 --> 00:53:54,473
You can give me one star if you want.

915
00:53:54,473 --> 00:53:58,540
- Huh, I will do more
than give you a one star.

916
00:53:58,540 --> 00:54:01,940
Cool, um, you can get off here.

917
00:54:01,940 --> 00:54:05,873
- No, I'd like you to
take me to my destination.

918
00:54:07,460 --> 00:54:09,020
Oh, sure.

919
00:54:09,020 --> 00:54:10,870
I'll totally do that.

920
00:54:10,870 --> 00:54:11,963
- Gee, thanks.

921
00:54:13,370 --> 00:54:16,330
I'm not quite
sure why my beautiful

922
00:54:16,330 --> 00:54:18,920
Hawaiian hula princess offends you.

923
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:20,750
- Yeah, worst thing in the world

924
00:54:20,750 --> 00:54:23,570
is if someone takes away
your little hula tramp.

925
00:54:23,570 --> 00:54:24,410
Pretty funny.

926
00:54:24,410 --> 00:54:27,990
The real comedy is
how much you're offended by it.

927
00:54:27,990 --> 00:54:29,400
- I'm getting offended because this

928
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:31,950
is something that hurts and effects me.

929
00:54:31,950 --> 00:54:34,190
How does it effect you again?

930
00:54:34,190 --> 00:54:36,050
- It's offensive.

931
00:54:36,050 --> 00:54:37,637
How many times do I have to tell you,

932
00:54:37,637 --> 00:54:39,483
you ignorant little twat?

933
00:54:40,670 --> 00:54:42,770
You look thirsty.

934
00:54:42,770 --> 00:54:44,112
Looks like you could use some

935
00:54:45,070 --> 00:54:46,375
water.

936
00:54:48,450 --> 00:54:52,373
- Oh, a thirsty girl like
you should stay hydrated.

937
00:54:53,580 --> 00:54:54,680
- Alright, look bitch.

938
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:57,070
Maybe your other little hula whores

939
00:54:57,070 --> 00:54:59,219
would fall into your little thirst trap.

940
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:04,021
- You think that all women are just toys.

941
00:55:04,021 --> 00:55:04,854
I didn't say that.

942
00:55:04,854 --> 00:55:06,550
- That's what you're saying

943
00:55:06,550 --> 00:55:09,330
by failing to take that stupid doll down.

944
00:55:09,330 --> 00:55:12,392
That we're all just toys
for boys to play with.

945
00:55:12,392 --> 00:55:13,720
Exactly.

946
00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:15,050
- Wow.

947
00:55:15,050 --> 00:55:19,200
I care way too much for you to
have such an obnoxious doll.

948
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:20,890
That's sad, actually.

949
00:55:20,890 --> 00:55:23,326
- It's not sad, it's important.

950
00:55:23,326 --> 00:55:24,280
It's pathetic.

951
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:26,160
- It's not pathetic.

952
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:28,580
Can I have your name, please?

953
00:55:28,580 --> 00:55:31,000
The name is in the app.

954
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,053
- No, smart ass, your full name.

955
00:55:33,930 --> 00:55:34,763
Jason.

956
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:38,960
Palmer.

957
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:42,200
- Thank you.

958
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:45,268
You're the worst
passenger I've ever had on Hitch.

959
00:55:45,268 --> 00:55:47,410
- Huh, I feel special.

960
00:55:47,410 --> 00:55:48,243
It's pathetic that

961
00:55:48,243 --> 00:55:50,298
you're taking offense to a doll.

962
00:55:50,298 --> 00:55:51,328
- Women

963
00:55:51,328 --> 00:55:52,515
are not dolls.

964
00:55:52,515 --> 00:55:53,348
Women are not dolls.

965
00:55:54,682 --> 00:55:55,778
This

966
00:55:55,778 --> 00:55:56,611
is a doll.

967
00:55:56,611 --> 00:56:00,370
- That is a disrespectful object
that you have in your car,

968
00:56:00,370 --> 00:56:01,203
and you

969
00:56:01,203 --> 00:56:02,050
as a

970
00:56:02,050 --> 00:56:03,210
fat,

971
00:56:03,210 --> 00:56:04,043
white,

972
00:56:04,043 --> 00:56:05,610
privileged male

973
00:56:05,610 --> 00:56:07,320
should know better that some people

974
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:09,640
might find that offensive.

975
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:11,890
You want me
to pull it off the dash?

976
00:56:11,890 --> 00:56:12,910
- No.
- It's Super Glued.

977
00:56:12,910 --> 00:56:14,320
- I'm just saying, you could just maybe

978
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:16,890
set it down for like a second.

979
00:56:16,890 --> 00:56:19,010
You should know that not all passengers

980
00:56:19,010 --> 00:56:20,940
are going to find that amusing,

981
00:56:20,940 --> 00:56:22,180
and you're gonna experience

982
00:56:22,180 --> 00:56:24,213
this again, by the way, and again.

983
00:56:25,050 --> 00:56:25,883
Okay.

984
00:56:30,460 --> 00:56:31,630
- So,

985
00:56:31,630 --> 00:56:32,850
I hope

986
00:56:32,850 --> 00:56:34,220
that like from this lesson.

987
00:56:34,220 --> 00:56:35,990
What was the lesson again?

988
00:56:35,990 --> 00:56:38,440
That you're a bitch?

989
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:39,290
Oh,

990
00:56:39,290 --> 00:56:40,123
cool lesson.

991
00:56:40,123 --> 00:56:41,580
- I'm not a bitch.

992
00:56:41,580 --> 00:56:43,704
You're not pleasant now are you?

993
00:56:43,704 --> 00:56:47,230
- Ah-ho, so now I haven't
been pleasant enough

994
00:56:47,230 --> 00:56:50,010
to the little fat man who's driving me.

995
00:56:50,010 --> 00:56:53,240
I've been nothing
but pleasant to you.

996
00:56:53,240 --> 00:56:56,530
- Bee-tee-dubs, I've been
recording this the entire time.

997
00:56:56,530 --> 00:56:57,999
I'm super excited.

998
00:56:57,999 --> 00:56:59,330
Oh,

999
00:56:59,330 --> 00:57:00,163
dope.

1000
00:57:00,163 --> 00:57:03,310
- You're gonna be on the World Wide Web.

1001
00:57:03,310 --> 00:57:07,670
Cool, I always wanted
to be an internet sensation.

1002
00:57:07,670 --> 00:57:09,100
- It'll be hilar.

1003
00:57:09,100 --> 00:57:10,550
I'm ending this ride now.

1004
00:57:10,550 --> 00:57:12,480
You can call another Hitch if you want to.

1005
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:15,663
- No, you can take me
all the way to my house.

1006
00:57:15,663 --> 00:57:17,590
I'm, I'm ending the ride now.

1007
00:57:17,590 --> 00:57:19,360
Here's the sidewalk.

1008
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:20,643
Have a wonderful night.

1009
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:23,340
- Thank you.

1010
00:57:23,340 --> 00:57:24,770
I'm super excited.

1011
00:57:24,770 --> 00:57:26,930
Can I have your name again, please?

1012
00:57:26,930 --> 00:57:28,530
No.

1013
00:57:28,530 --> 00:57:29,520
- I want your name.

1014
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:31,480
Give me your name again.

1015
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:34,793
Look, please exit my vehicle.

1016
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:38,260
- Fine, then I'll just stay here.

1017
00:57:38,260 --> 00:57:40,990
Please, get out of my vehicle.

1018
00:57:40,990 --> 00:57:42,280
- No, I won't.

1019
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:44,350
Why don't you just call the police?

1020
00:57:44,350 --> 00:57:46,160
Why don't you just call 911

1021
00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:48,383
about how I won't get out of your car?

1022
00:57:50,870 --> 00:57:52,700
This is my vehicle,

1023
00:57:52,700 --> 00:57:55,403
and I am telling you to get out.

1024
00:57:57,050 --> 00:57:58,420
- Fine.

1025
00:57:58,420 --> 00:58:00,114
Here's what I'll do instead then.

1026
00:58:38,801 --> 00:58:41,421
- Don't come any closer to me, freak.

1027
00:58:41,421 --> 00:58:42,503
R, rape,

1028
00:58:42,503 --> 00:58:43,920
rape, no, no, no.

1029
00:59:02,716 --> 00:59:03,966
- Aloha, bitch.

1030
01:00:00,438 --> 01:00:03,074
Oh, my God,
 I'm so lit.

1031
01:00:03,074 --> 01:00:03,929
- Oh, my God.

1032
01:00:03,929 --> 01:00:04,762
Oh, God,

1033
01:00:04,762 --> 01:00:05,595
me too.

1034
01:00:15,793 --> 01:00:17,710
Here we are.

1035
01:00:20,030 --> 01:00:22,330
C'mon, baby, let me go
show you my yacht, mmm.

1036
01:00:27,793 --> 01:00:28,643
Here you go, man.

1037
01:00:29,850 --> 01:00:31,883
You, you, you
really don't have to.

1038
01:00:31,883 --> 01:00:33,030
- Huh,

1039
01:00:33,030 --> 01:00:33,863
it's good.

1040
01:00:33,863 --> 01:00:34,696
Just take it.

1041
01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:38,340
Look, just, can you come back again?

1042
01:00:38,340 --> 01:00:41,340
What happened to the first girl?

1043
01:00:41,340 --> 01:00:42,510
- I dumped her.

1044
01:00:42,510 --> 01:00:45,380
Oh, so she was your girlfriend?

1045
01:00:45,380 --> 01:00:46,240
- I don't mean to be rude, alright,

1046
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:48,110
but I'm not paying you to ask questions.

1047
01:00:48,110 --> 01:00:51,163
Just come back in about two hours.

1048
01:00:52,137 --> 01:00:53,310
I don't know.

1049
01:00:53,310 --> 01:00:54,510
Just once more.

1050
01:00:56,010 --> 01:00:57,696
I'm not sure about this.

1051
01:00:57,696 --> 01:01:00,480
- This time I'll really
make it worth your while.

1052
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:02,080
If you say so.

1053
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:03,793
- Alright, my man, two hours.

1054
01:01:11,060 --> 01:01:11,893
- [Anchor Michael
Buckley] Who wore it best,

1055
01:01:11,893 --> 01:01:13,350
Amy Toomer or Cassie the Lassie,

1056
01:01:13,350 --> 01:01:15,570
find out next on the fall
fashion fail of the week.

1057
01:01:15,570 --> 01:01:19,810
Ah, Los
Angeles, city of dreams.

1058
01:01:19,810 --> 01:01:21,460
The beaches,

1059
01:01:21,460 --> 01:01:22,870
the glam,

1060
01:01:22,870 --> 01:01:23,903
the celebrities,

1061
01:01:25,024 --> 01:01:26,690
the traffic.

1062
01:01:26,690 --> 01:01:29,340
Getting around this town
can sure be a hassle.

1063
01:01:29,340 --> 01:01:30,580
We're here to help.

1064
01:01:30,580 --> 01:01:33,540
Our experienced drivers and
our hybrid electric fleet

1065
01:01:33,540 --> 01:01:34,440
will--
- Breaking news.

1066
01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:36,890
Social media celebrity, Spankie Valentine

1067
01:01:36,890 --> 01:01:38,950
never showed up to her concert tonight

1068
01:01:38,950 --> 01:01:40,750
and is apparently missing.

1069
01:01:40,750 --> 01:01:44,140
The social media icon was last
seen on Snap in her Hitch,

1070
01:01:44,140 --> 01:01:46,710
in what appears to be
on the way to her show.

1071
01:01:46,710 --> 01:01:49,310
These two photos are the
last we heard from her.

1072
01:01:49,310 --> 01:01:52,140
The first one says my hitch
driver is making me late.

1073
01:01:52,140 --> 01:01:54,330
The next one says his name is Jason,

1074
01:01:54,330 --> 01:01:57,220
give him one star, thumbs down emoji.

1075
01:01:57,220 --> 01:02:00,300
This guy Jason looks like
a creep, if you ask me.

1076
01:02:00,300 --> 01:02:03,027
If you see or have any
information on this driver.

1077
01:02:05,430 --> 01:02:06,780
Ah, move over, dude.

1078
01:02:10,300 --> 01:02:11,433
Oops, sorry.

1079
01:02:11,433 --> 01:02:12,500
Just sit in the front, dude.

1080
01:02:12,500 --> 01:02:14,070
Yeah, go in the
front, you big dick.

1081
01:02:14,070 --> 01:02:15,930
Too late, sandwich party.

1082
01:02:15,930 --> 01:02:17,030
Oh, not again.

1083
01:02:18,554 --> 01:02:19,804
Oh, man.

1084
01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:25,220
- Hey, you look like that guy on the news.

1085
01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:33,539
- Oh, that guy.

1086
01:02:33,539 --> 01:02:34,850
Oh, that guy.

1087
01:02:34,850 --> 01:02:36,673
I beg your pardon?

1088
01:02:39,250 --> 01:02:40,460
It's been all over the news.

1089
01:02:40,460 --> 01:02:42,510
There's like this Hitch Driver Killer

1090
01:02:42,510 --> 01:02:44,830
or Hitch Killer Driver, whatever.

1091
01:02:44,830 --> 01:02:47,180
They sent like a sigalert out.

1092
01:02:47,180 --> 01:02:48,430
Didn't you get one?

1093
01:02:48,430 --> 01:02:49,790
Oh, is there now?

1094
01:02:49,790 --> 01:02:52,750
- Yeah, and it's funny, you
kinda match the description.

1095
01:02:52,750 --> 01:02:55,280
Oh, well that's mumbo jumbo.

1096
01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:57,170
- We're just messin' with ya, man.

1097
01:02:57,170 --> 01:02:58,270
Hey, look it up.

1098
01:02:58,270 --> 01:02:59,103
Look it up.

1099
01:03:01,490 --> 01:03:02,670
- Dude, he's the killer.

1100
01:03:02,670 --> 01:03:04,350
He's totally the killer.

1101
01:03:04,350 --> 01:03:06,600
Dude, I think he
actually is the killer.

1102
01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:08,660
- I know, dude, that's
what I just told him.

1103
01:03:08,660 --> 01:03:11,900
Okay, okay, what was the killer's name?

1104
01:03:11,900 --> 01:03:14,290
Do you remember him, do you remember?

1105
01:03:14,290 --> 01:03:15,970
- Ah, it was Jason.

1106
01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:20,973
- The app said Justin.

1107
01:03:28,824 --> 01:03:29,657
- No.

1108
01:03:31,870 --> 01:03:33,450
- Well, check the app, dude.

1109
01:03:33,450 --> 01:03:34,430
- Okay, jeez.
- Yeah, c'mon.

1110
01:03:34,430 --> 01:03:36,530
- Give me a second.
- C'mon, hurry up.

1111
01:03:36,530 --> 01:03:38,130
I'm on like one percent.

1112
01:03:39,837 --> 01:03:42,133
- It's ah,

1113
01:03:42,133 --> 01:03:43,220
it's dead.

1114
01:03:43,220 --> 01:03:45,490
Oh, what'd we do?

1115
01:03:45,490 --> 01:03:48,290
- Nothing, we do nothing.

1116
01:03:48,290 --> 01:03:49,170
We act

1117
01:03:49,170 --> 01:03:50,180
calm,

1118
01:03:50,180 --> 01:03:51,660
and we be

1119
01:03:51,660 --> 01:03:53,220
cool.

1120
01:03:53,220 --> 01:03:55,827
- Calm and cool, yeah, I can do.

1121
01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:05,110
Oh, I can't do this, I'm way too hammered.

1122
01:04:05,110 --> 01:04:07,030
Too hammered for what exactly?

1123
01:04:07,030 --> 01:04:09,503
- Not, not, even to hammer, what, nothing.

1124
01:04:12,430 --> 01:04:15,413
- How sure are you his
name was Justin on the app?

1125
01:04:16,859 --> 01:04:18,657
- Pretty sure.

1126
01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:21,920
That's not gonna cut it.

1127
01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:23,230
Why don't we ask him his name?

1128
01:04:23,230 --> 01:04:24,860
That's a novel idea.

1129
01:04:24,860 --> 01:04:26,080
- Okay.

1130
01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:26,913
- Okay.
- Let's do it.

1131
01:04:26,913 --> 01:04:28,011
Let's do it.
- Let's do it.

1132
01:04:28,011 --> 01:04:29,284
- Let's do it.
- Yeah.

1133
01:04:29,284 --> 01:04:31,106
- Let's do it.
- Let's do it.

1134
01:04:31,106 --> 01:04:32,180
- That's what I said, let's do it.

1135
01:04:37,030 --> 01:04:38,241
- Okay, so ask him his name.

1136
01:04:38,241 --> 01:04:39,650
- You, you ask him.

1137
01:04:39,650 --> 01:04:41,793
- You ordered the Hitch, not me.

1138
01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:44,840
- I think Ed should ask.

1139
01:04:47,270 --> 01:04:49,280
Does it not say in your app?

1140
01:04:49,280 --> 01:04:51,703
- Yeah, but this guy's an
idiot and his phone died.

1141
01:04:51,703 --> 01:04:52,690
- Huh, yeah, I'm an idiot.

1142
01:04:52,690 --> 01:04:54,310
My phone died.

1143
01:04:54,310 --> 01:04:56,090
- Yeah, dumb ass.
- Just, you know, curious.

1144
01:04:56,090 --> 01:04:57,580
It's okay.

1145
01:04:57,580 --> 01:04:58,783
My name is Justin.

1146
01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:03,430
- I can't tell if you're messing with us.

1147
01:05:03,430 --> 01:05:04,263
Is he messing with us?

1148
01:05:04,263 --> 01:05:05,340
- I can't tell.

1149
01:05:05,340 --> 01:05:07,400
Why would I be messing with you?

1150
01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:08,920
- Because you're a psycho killer,

1151
01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:10,380
dude.
- Ed.

1152
01:05:10,380 --> 01:05:14,610
- I mean, just kidding.

1153
01:05:14,610 --> 01:05:16,060
Dude, he's definitely the killer.

1154
01:05:16,060 --> 01:05:17,700
- 100%.

1155
01:05:19,140 --> 01:05:20,430
- Nothing.

1156
01:05:20,430 --> 01:05:21,500
We do nothing.

1157
01:05:23,300 --> 01:05:24,630
- He's one dude.

1158
01:05:24,630 --> 01:05:26,260
We're three dudes.

1159
01:05:26,260 --> 01:05:27,810
We could totally take him.

1160
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:30,836
Sure.

1161
01:05:30,836 --> 01:05:32,480
- Yeah, just a little louder.

1162
01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:34,239
Just, turn it up, turn it up.

1163
01:05:34,239 --> 01:05:37,570
That's as loud as it goes.

1164
01:05:38,626 --> 01:05:39,597
- He doesn't have a gun.

1165
01:05:39,597 --> 01:05:40,570
- Yeah, but he might have a gun.

1166
01:05:40,570 --> 01:05:41,943
- Because killers have guns.

1167
01:05:41,943 --> 01:05:42,937
He doesn't have a gun.

1168
01:05:42,937 --> 01:05:43,936
- Stop, stop, stop.
- Well, I think we should

1169
01:05:43,936 --> 01:05:45,319
check, he might have one.
- Don't think, no, nobody's,

1170
01:05:45,319 --> 01:05:46,376
- He might have one hid.
got, nobody,

1171
01:05:46,376 --> 01:05:48,810
nobody's got a gun.
- Boys, I don't have a gun.

1172
01:05:48,810 --> 01:05:50,520
My name is Justin.

1173
01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:52,100
I'm not the killer.

1174
01:05:52,100 --> 01:05:55,800
As you said for yourself,
the killer's name is Jason.

1175
01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:57,500
You have nothing to worry about.

1176
01:05:57,500 --> 01:05:58,891
- I thought you said you didn't

1177
01:05:58,891 --> 01:06:00,421
know anything about it?
- Okay, yeah, it's cool.

1178
01:06:00,421 --> 01:06:03,620
You know what, I'm sorry, man,
we're just a little tipsy.

1179
01:06:03,620 --> 01:06:04,453
Our bad.

1180
01:06:04,453 --> 01:06:05,580
No worries.

1181
01:06:05,580 --> 01:06:07,730
We're only five minutes away.

1182
01:06:07,730 --> 01:06:08,870
Here,

1183
01:06:08,870 --> 01:06:10,253
have some waters.

1184
01:06:11,570 --> 01:06:12,403
- Thanks.

1185
01:06:13,540 --> 01:06:14,950
- Dude, du, du, du, du,
dude, don't drink that.

1186
01:06:14,950 --> 01:06:16,508
Don't drink that.

1187
01:06:17,580 --> 01:06:19,230
- No, dude, what if it's

1188
01:06:19,230 --> 01:06:20,397
rape water?

1189
01:06:20,397 --> 01:06:23,030
- Uh, uh-hum, yeah,
yeah, yeah, rape water.

1190
01:06:23,030 --> 01:06:25,660
It's water people give
you so they can rape you.

1191
01:06:25,660 --> 01:06:27,354
- Dude, I'm takin' my chances.

1192
01:06:30,130 --> 01:06:32,920
- Dude, if you end up in a
gutter with a sore butt hole,

1193
01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:34,440
that is one you.

1194
01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:37,480
Ah, hey, listen man, ah,
it looks like actually,

1195
01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:39,330
this is great, you can
just drop us off here,

1196
01:06:39,330 --> 01:06:41,310
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, just right
up the street, right here.

1197
01:06:41,310 --> 01:06:43,987
- Strange, the app says
we're five minutes away.

1198
01:06:43,987 --> 01:06:45,500
- No, you know, that's wrong.

1199
01:06:45,500 --> 01:06:47,326
Maps are stupid, this is the bar.

1200
01:06:47,326 --> 01:06:49,466
- Uh-huh.
- This, this isn't the bar.

1201
01:06:49,466 --> 01:06:50,920
Ow, what did you do that for?

1202
01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:52,290
- You can just pull over here.

1203
01:06:52,290 --> 01:06:53,123
Thank you.

1204
01:06:53,123 --> 01:06:53,956
Are you sure?

1205
01:06:53,956 --> 01:06:55,820
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is great.

1206
01:06:55,820 --> 01:06:57,240
This is great.

1207
01:06:57,240 --> 01:06:58,440
- Oh,

1208
01:06:58,440 --> 01:07:00,000
okay.

1209
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:01,370
Have a great night.

1210
01:07:01,370 --> 01:07:02,370
- Great, thanks, man.

1211
01:07:02,370 --> 01:07:03,203
- Thanks.

1212
01:07:03,203 --> 01:07:04,036
- Thanks.
- Get out of the car,

1213
01:07:04,036 --> 01:07:06,913
get out of the car.
- Alright, alright.

1214
01:07:12,970 --> 01:07:15,420
So, yeah, that was
definitely the killer.

1215
01:07:15,420 --> 01:07:17,458
- No, shit, Sherlock.

1216
01:07:20,060 --> 01:07:21,003
- Yes.

1217
01:07:22,370 --> 01:07:24,210
- But he said his name was Justin.

1218
01:07:24,210 --> 01:07:26,570
The app said his name was Justin.

1219
01:07:26,570 --> 01:07:28,620
I'm pretty sure--
- He said his name was Justin.

1220
01:07:28,620 --> 01:07:30,500
so his name must be Justin?

1221
01:07:30,500 --> 01:07:31,930
I say my name is Josh,

1222
01:07:31,930 --> 01:07:34,110
and I'm a huge dip shit.

1223
01:07:34,110 --> 01:07:35,800
- Yeah, but you're not Josh.

1224
01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:36,633
I'm Josh.

1225
01:07:38,150 --> 01:07:39,670
- Do you really think
he's gonna roll up to us

1226
01:07:39,670 --> 01:07:41,760
and be like, hey guys, my name's Jason,

1227
01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:43,660
the serial killer Hitch driver?

1228
01:07:43,660 --> 01:07:44,630
I'm a murderer.

1229
01:07:44,630 --> 01:07:45,963
Welcome to your nightmare.

1230
01:07:47,305 --> 01:07:49,027
- Oh, that's a good point, yeah.

1231
01:07:49,027 --> 01:07:50,870
So, let's just get to a bar,

1232
01:07:50,870 --> 01:07:53,060
find you a charger, turn your phone on,

1233
01:07:53,060 --> 01:07:55,700
and then we can report
this son of a bitch.

1234
01:07:55,700 --> 01:07:57,100
- Wait, give, give me a sec.

1235
01:08:00,547 --> 01:08:01,380
- Uh,

1236
01:08:01,380 --> 01:08:02,572
Jesus Christ.

1237
01:08:02,572 --> 01:08:03,405
- Jesus.

1238
01:08:12,070 --> 01:08:12,903
Yes.

1239
01:08:12,903 --> 01:08:14,320
Crazy.

1240
01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:15,670
- Yeah, man, I feel sorry for whoever

1241
01:08:15,670 --> 01:08:17,570
has to get in that Hitch driver's car.

1242
01:08:18,620 --> 01:08:20,560
Likewise.

1243
01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:21,890
- I mean, I, I, I, honestly,

1244
01:08:21,890 --> 01:08:23,380
I wasn't even gonna get one with all

1245
01:08:23,380 --> 01:08:24,770
the hubbub and shit goin' on.

1246
01:08:24,770 --> 01:08:27,260
But you decided to anyway?

1247
01:08:27,260 --> 01:08:29,140
- Yeah, man, I mean, I'm starving.

1248
01:08:29,140 --> 01:08:30,370
I don't have anymore food at home,

1249
01:08:30,370 --> 01:08:33,040
and I haven't eaten all day, so.

1250
01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:35,500
So you decided
to go grocery shopping

1251
01:08:35,500 --> 01:08:37,100
at one in the morning?

1252
01:08:37,100 --> 01:08:38,730
- Hey, man, I mean, when you gotta eat,

1253
01:08:38,730 --> 01:08:40,770
you gotta eat and, and plus,

1254
01:08:40,770 --> 01:08:43,230
I mean, if I was to ride
with that Hitch driver,

1255
01:08:43,230 --> 01:08:45,910
he wouldn't be able to fool me
like he does everybody else.

1256
01:08:45,910 --> 01:08:46,743
Oh, yeah?

1257
01:08:46,743 --> 01:08:47,576
- Yeah, man, I mean, apparently

1258
01:08:47,576 --> 01:08:49,800
he's giving people drugged up waters.

1259
01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:50,633
Really?

1260
01:08:50,633 --> 01:08:52,960
- Mm-hmm, so rule number one,

1261
01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:55,818
don't drink the damn water
the Hitch driver gives you.

1262
01:08:55,818 --> 01:08:58,313
That sounds
like a great strategy.

1263
01:08:59,230 --> 01:09:00,063
- It's simple.

1264
01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:03,645
Would you like a

1265
01:09:03,645 --> 01:09:05,790
Gummi Bear?

1266
01:09:05,790 --> 01:09:08,433
- Mm, I love Gummi Bears, thank you.

1267
01:09:13,958 --> 01:09:17,520
But anyway, if I were to get killed,

1268
01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:18,740
I aint goin' out like no bitch.

1269
01:09:18,740 --> 01:09:20,190
I'm goin' down like a badass.

1270
01:09:21,410 --> 01:09:23,610
How does one
go out like a badass?

1271
01:09:24,973 --> 01:09:26,023
- I don't know, like,

1272
01:09:27,650 --> 01:09:30,300
what if he sets me on fire
and throws me off a cliff?

1273
01:09:31,230 --> 01:09:33,730
And you don't
feel like that's overkill?

1274
01:09:43,172 --> 01:09:46,090
- Uh-oh, we got some heat on our tail.

1275
01:09:46,090 --> 01:09:47,140
I see that.

1276
01:09:48,258 --> 01:09:49,945
- Hope he don't pull us over.

1277
01:09:49,945 --> 01:09:51,863
Now, why would they do that?

1278
01:09:53,852 --> 01:09:55,403
- You never know nowadays, man.

1279
01:10:01,118 --> 01:10:02,550
It's not lookin' good for you, man.

1280
01:10:02,550 --> 01:10:04,810
Look, will you shut up?

1281
01:10:04,810 --> 01:10:06,483
- Oh, oh, man, just,

1282
01:10:07,412 --> 01:10:08,329
just chill.

1283
01:11:11,240 --> 01:11:14,050
- No problem, license
and registration, please?

1284
01:11:17,350 --> 01:11:19,963
- I'm not not cooperating, sir.

1285
01:11:22,990 --> 01:11:24,723
- No deal, he, um,

1286
01:11:25,608 --> 01:11:28,720
he just had a, a long night.

1287
01:11:30,470 --> 01:11:32,710
- No, sir, I, I, in fact, I'll probably

1288
01:11:32,710 --> 01:11:33,990
go a few more hours, actually.

1289
01:11:33,990 --> 01:11:36,130
- Look, we can do this the easy way

1290
01:11:36,130 --> 01:11:38,000
or the hard way, your choice.

1291
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:40,430
- Officer of the law,
is, is that a threat?

1292
01:11:41,750 --> 01:11:42,800
Okay, okay.

1293
01:11:52,440 --> 01:11:53,273
- Hold on a sec.

1294
01:12:00,940 --> 01:12:02,060
- No.

1295
01:12:05,990 --> 01:12:07,420
Answer me, you ever been arrested?

1296
01:12:07,420 --> 01:12:09,030
- Yes, once.

1297
01:12:09,030 --> 01:12:10,690
What for?

1298
01:12:10,690 --> 01:12:12,270
- Trespassing.

1299
01:12:15,640 --> 01:12:17,673
- We were ghost hunting.

1300
01:12:20,720 --> 01:12:21,903
- I was 17.

1301
01:12:26,730 --> 01:12:28,120
- Now don't get smart with me, buddy.

1302
01:12:28,120 --> 01:12:30,240
- I'm not, I'm not.

1303
01:12:30,240 --> 01:12:31,420
I'm 42, sir.

1304
01:12:31,420 --> 01:12:33,970
- You don't look 42.

1305
01:12:33,970 --> 01:12:35,160
- Thank you.

1306
01:12:35,160 --> 01:12:36,970
- That wasn't a compliment.

1307
01:12:36,970 --> 01:12:39,373
- Look, sir, I really
need to get him home.

1308
01:12:41,110 --> 01:12:42,320
On a
hunch, it doesn't look

1309
01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:44,040
like he's in a rush.

1310
01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:46,123
- Regardless, I'm on the clock.

1311
01:12:47,020 --> 01:12:49,760
- Don't you get more money,
ah, for a longer ride?

1312
01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:53,490
- I do, but if I take too
long it can effect my score.

1313
01:12:54,830 --> 01:12:56,660
- 4.91.

1314
01:12:56,660 --> 01:12:57,940
- Hmm.

1315
01:12:57,940 --> 01:12:59,120
Why not five?

1316
01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:00,770
- Because five is unattainable.

1317
01:13:00,770 --> 01:13:01,970
Look sir, no offense,

1318
01:13:01,970 --> 01:13:04,340
but don't you have anything better to do?

1319
01:13:04,340 --> 01:13:05,993
- As a matter of fact, I don't.

1320
01:13:09,480 --> 01:13:11,480
Look, if you must know,

1321
01:13:11,480 --> 01:13:14,450
you fit the description of
somebody we've been looking for.

1322
01:13:14,450 --> 01:13:15,600
- What,

1323
01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:17,530
a fat guy in a car?

1324
01:13:17,530 --> 01:13:19,140
- It has nothing to do with your weight.

1325
01:13:19,140 --> 01:13:21,550
- No, I get it, I understand now.

1326
01:13:21,550 --> 01:13:23,130
You're looking for a fat guy,

1327
01:13:23,130 --> 01:13:25,650
and you see me driving
around in this vehicle,

1328
01:13:25,650 --> 01:13:27,580
so automatically

1329
01:13:27,580 --> 01:13:28,890
you assume that--
- Look, if you gotta know,

1330
01:13:28,890 --> 01:13:31,550
your car fits the description
of what we're looking for.

1331
01:13:31,550 --> 01:13:34,680
- Oh, my car, so since
I'm the only fat person

1332
01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:36,980
who's driving a Prius around Los Angeles

1333
01:13:36,980 --> 01:13:38,440
at one in the morning,

1334
01:13:38,440 --> 01:13:39,620
you're automatically gonna

1335
01:13:39,620 --> 01:13:40,680
pull me over, even though--
- I don't have to be

1336
01:13:40,680 --> 01:13:41,513
the nice guy, here.

1337
01:13:41,513 --> 01:13:43,690
Do you call this
being the nice guy, sir?

1338
01:13:43,690 --> 01:13:45,180
- Yeah, I call this being nice.

1339
01:13:45,180 --> 01:13:47,480
- Look, are you gonna
give me a ticket or not?

1340
01:13:54,010 --> 01:13:55,630
- Get outta here.

1341
01:13:55,630 --> 01:13:57,140
Have a nice night.

1342
01:13:57,140 --> 01:13:57,990
- Thank you, sir.

1343
01:14:04,420 --> 01:14:06,143
- I'd like to mention that, ah,

1344
01:14:07,520 --> 01:14:08,860
you shouldn't be driving this thing

1345
01:14:08,860 --> 01:14:10,160
around here at this hour.

1346
01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:11,960
A lot of weirdos.

1347
01:14:11,960 --> 01:14:13,160
- Yes, sir, I won't sir.

1348
01:14:14,550 --> 01:14:17,023
- And clean out that glove
compartment of yours.

1349
01:14:17,900 --> 01:14:18,733
It's a mess.

1350
01:14:18,733 --> 01:14:19,813
- Yes, sir.

1351
01:14:33,207 --> 01:14:34,400
You, you fell asleep.

1352
01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:36,990
- Ah, man, I feel weird.

1353
01:14:36,990 --> 01:14:39,730
Well you said you
hadn't eaten in a while.

1354
01:14:39,730 --> 01:14:41,797
- Yeah, man, but, I mean, not only that,

1355
01:14:41,797 --> 01:14:42,967
like, shh,

1356
01:14:42,967 --> 01:14:44,217
mm.

1357
01:14:44,217 --> 01:14:46,717
Uh-oh, we're
almost to your destination.

1358
01:14:49,510 --> 01:14:50,593
Long enough.

1359
01:14:55,760 --> 01:14:57,103
What car?

1360
01:14:59,190 --> 01:15:01,976
Oh, ah, he went the other way.

1361
01:15:01,976 --> 01:15:02,913
- Okay, I see.

1362
01:15:12,977 --> 01:15:14,187
And here we are.

1363
01:15:14,187 --> 01:15:15,330
- Ah.
- Have a good night.

1364
01:15:15,330 --> 01:15:16,197
- Ah, you too.

1365
01:15:16,197 --> 01:15:20,440
Ah, hold on, ah, would you
mind just waiting on me?

1366
01:15:20,440 --> 01:15:21,780
Like 10 or 15 minutes?

1367
01:15:21,780 --> 01:15:24,940
Unfortunately,
I don't get paid to wait.

1368
01:15:24,940 --> 01:15:26,900
- Well, look, I got a $20 dollar bill

1369
01:15:26,900 --> 01:15:28,110
with your name on it,

1370
01:15:28,110 --> 01:15:30,533
if you could just wait for me?

1371
01:15:30,533 --> 01:15:31,568
Fine.

1372
01:15:31,568 --> 01:15:32,735
- You the man.

1373
01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:53,443
Friday night.

1374
01:15:53,443 --> 01:15:54,276
Woohoo.

1375
01:15:55,250 --> 01:15:57,640
TGIF, I can't think...

1376
01:15:57,640 --> 01:16:01,730
...of a more pathetic excuse of an existence than to live
every week...

1377
01:16:01,730 --> 01:16:04,010
.. for the Friday.

1378
01:16:04,010 --> 01:16:05,880
Getting drunk, stoned, loaded,

1379
01:16:05,880 --> 01:16:09,810
lit, and many hopeless men and women, young and old..

1380
01:16:09,810 --> 01:16:12,360
out looking to score.

1381
01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:14,320
Or worse..

1382
01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:18,420
...find their significant other.

1383
01:16:18,420 --> 01:16:22,410
Looking to take part of a fiesta of flesh of
potential and irreparable consequences...

1384
01:16:22,410 --> 01:16:24,610
..that could last a lifetime.

1385
01:16:24,610 --> 01:16:26,710
Or at least 18 years.

1386
01:16:26,710 --> 01:16:28,500
Or at least $300 dollars of which..

1387
01:16:28,500 --> 01:16:37,629
..you have to borrow from your aunt, who made the same mistake 20 years ago.
How're we taught to be so irresponsible.

1388
01:16:38,660 --> 01:16:41,860
This is the definition of our generation.

1389
01:16:41,860 --> 01:16:43,840
To go out and get shit faced,

1390
01:16:43,840 --> 01:16:47,340
and come back and do it
again week after week.

1391
01:16:47,340 --> 01:16:49,300
A culture tt drives up being a state..

1392
01:16:49,300 --> 01:16:53,450
..other than sobriety. Doing whatever..

1393
01:16:53,450 --> 01:16:57,820
..it takes to avoid the mundane and
arduous stresses of everyday life.

1394
01:16:57,820 --> 01:17:00,050
We are not taught to handle our shit.

1395
01:17:00,050 --> 01:17:02,170
We are taught to blame,

1396
01:17:02,170 --> 01:17:03,380
and then beg..

1397
01:17:03,380 --> 01:17:07,380
..borrow, steal..

1398
01:17:07,380 --> 01:17:09,390
just to step on others..

1399
01:17:09,390 --> 01:17:11,200
just to further our careers for a 5000 dollars

1400
01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:12,970
bump in our salaries.

1401
01:17:12,970 --> 01:17:25,160
But I digress I'm no saint. I'm a slave to the wheel.
I'm handcuffed to the circle and chauffeuring around
these grown adolescents.


1402
01:17:25,160 --> 01:17:28,710
Aw, but this is what separates
myself from the rest.

1403
01:17:28,710 --> 01:17:32,530
I do this because I choose to do this.

1404
01:17:32,530 --> 01:17:35,870
Not because another has
told me where to work,

1405
01:17:35,870 --> 01:17:37,550
when to work,

1406
01:17:37,550 --> 01:17:39,680
and how much money to make.

1407
01:17:39,680 --> 01:17:43,750
I am doing this out of the
sheer generosity of my being.

1408
01:17:43,750 --> 01:17:46,270
I am giving them the opportunity

1409
01:17:46,270 --> 01:17:48,240
to end their suffering much sooner,

1410
01:17:48,240 --> 01:17:50,270
than drawing out their existences

1411
01:17:50,270 --> 01:17:52,520
as peons for decades.

1412
01:17:52,520 --> 01:17:54,523
Spawning more drones.

1413
01:17:56,870 --> 01:17:57,703
Hello, can I interest you

1414
01:17:57,703 --> 01:18:00,403
in trying the New Double
Tasty Jalapeno Burger today?

1415
01:18:01,540 --> 01:18:03,193
- Um, no, thank you.

1416
01:18:04,090 --> 01:18:08,760
I'd like a double
cheeseburger and a large cola.

1417
01:18:08,760 --> 01:18:09,900
Please,

1418
01:18:09,900 --> 01:18:11,050
and thank you.

1419
01:18:11,050 --> 01:18:12,120
And can I interest you

1420
01:18:12,120 --> 01:18:14,860
in trying the New Double Tasty
Jalapeno Burger today, sir?

1421
01:18:14,860 --> 01:18:15,963
- Still no.

1422
01:18:17,130 --> 01:18:19,120
That'll be all.

1423
01:18:19,120 --> 01:18:20,027
Thank you.

1424
01:18:21,175 --> 01:18:24,120
Okay, $3.69
at the next window.

1425
01:18:24,120 --> 01:18:24,953
- Thank you.

1426
01:18:54,791 --> 01:18:55,624
Really?

1427
01:19:00,444 --> 01:19:01,527
Jesus Christ.

1428
01:19:07,914 --> 01:19:10,143
Hey?

1429
01:19:10,143 --> 01:19:12,430
Hey?

1430
01:19:12,430 --> 01:19:13,750
Hey?

1431
01:19:15,233 --> 01:19:16,393
What do you want?

1432
01:19:36,670 --> 01:19:37,670
- Quarter.

1433
01:19:37,670 --> 01:19:38,503
- Hold on.

1434
01:19:45,599 --> 01:19:47,099
Oh, yeah.

1435
01:19:55,627 --> 01:19:56,893
- I have a dollar.

1436
01:19:58,350 --> 01:19:59,500
Will a dollar work?

1437
01:20:02,270 --> 01:20:03,103
- Damn.

1438
01:20:08,955 --> 01:20:10,622
Dolla's mighty fine.

1439
01:20:17,806 --> 01:20:19,380
Oh.

1440
01:20:19,380 --> 01:20:21,012
Thank you.

1441
01:20:21,012 --> 01:20:22,430
- Yeah.

1442
01:20:22,430 --> 01:20:26,943
Hey?

1443
01:20:28,270 --> 01:20:29,693
You're a good man.

1444
01:20:30,740 --> 01:20:31,573
- Well,

1445
01:20:32,620 --> 01:20:33,520
you don't know me.

1446
01:20:35,521 --> 01:20:36,354
But thanks.

1447
01:20:42,882 --> 01:20:43,715
This eye,

1448
01:20:46,642 --> 01:20:47,475
don't lie.

1449
01:20:51,220 --> 01:20:52,523
- Okay, God bless.

1450
01:21:31,570 --> 01:21:32,530
Yo, what's up man,

1451
01:21:32,530 --> 01:21:34,830
how you doin, bro?
- Yo, good to see you, man.

1452
01:21:34,830 --> 01:21:35,877
- Good to see you too, man.

1453
01:21:36,710 --> 01:21:37,950
- I'm just getting some
groceries and what not.

1454
01:21:37,950 --> 01:21:39,670
- Oh, yeah, I'm about to
head in there real quick,

1455
01:21:39,670 --> 01:21:41,800
but, hey, you been hearing
what's been going on lately?

1456
01:21:41,800 --> 01:21:44,780
- Bro, yes, craziness.
- Oh, that's just so crazy,

1457
01:21:44,780 --> 01:21:46,850
I'm only driving my own
damn car from now on.

1458
01:21:46,850 --> 01:21:49,580
- That's right sane.
- Duh, I don't have the time,

1459
01:21:49,580 --> 01:21:51,320
Okay?
- Right, exactly.

1460
01:21:51,320 --> 01:21:52,533
- I would never like.

1461
01:21:55,720 --> 01:21:56,980
Wait.

1462
01:21:56,980 --> 01:21:58,450
Really?

1463
01:21:58,450 --> 01:21:59,940
- Damn, yeah, just a...

1464
01:22:02,320 --> 01:22:05,820
- Sorry, I mean, shit, I
was, I was hungry.

1465
01:22:05,820 --> 01:22:08,040
- God, you know you could
have asked me for a ride.

1466
01:22:08,040 --> 01:22:08,930
- I know, man, I mean,

1467
01:22:08,930 --> 01:22:09,885
it's right up the street though.

1468
01:22:09,885 --> 01:22:10,718
It's fine.
- Listen, Bro, literally,

1469
01:22:10,718 --> 01:22:12,290
I'll be ten minutes.

1470
01:22:12,290 --> 01:22:13,377
I'll be in and out,

1471
01:22:13,377 --> 01:22:14,640
and I can drive you home.

1472
01:22:14,640 --> 01:22:17,630
- Bro, honestly, I don't even
think I can wait that long.

1473
01:22:17,630 --> 01:22:18,667
Ten minutes?

1474
01:22:18,667 --> 01:22:20,170
- Ah, I am starving.

1475
01:22:20,170 --> 01:22:21,490
Oh, my.

1476
01:22:21,490 --> 01:22:22,860
It's fine man, he's chill.

1477
01:22:22,860 --> 01:22:24,230
It's whatever.

1478
01:22:24,230 --> 01:22:25,730
- You're seriously about
to get in that Prius?

1479
01:22:27,620 --> 01:22:30,920
- You know the killer drives a Prius.

1480
01:22:30,920 --> 01:22:32,240
Okay, yeah, and literally

1481
01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:36,140
every other Hitch driver in
the greater Los Angeles area.

1482
01:22:36,140 --> 01:22:37,530
Is everything okay?

1483
01:22:37,530 --> 01:22:38,630
Ah, yeah,
it's, everything's good.

1484
01:22:38,630 --> 01:22:41,240
I'm sorry, I'll be
right there in a second.

1485
01:22:44,490 --> 01:22:45,580
- He looks

1486
01:22:45,580 --> 01:22:46,717
like a killer.

1487
01:22:46,717 --> 01:22:47,583
- Shh,

1488
01:22:47,583 --> 01:22:48,416
uh.

1489
01:22:48,416 --> 01:22:49,410
- Just give me five minutes.

1490
01:22:49,410 --> 01:22:50,570
I'll be in and out.

1491
01:22:50,570 --> 01:22:51,403
- Just chill, bro.
- You don't to have to wait.

1492
01:22:51,403 --> 01:22:52,850
- Like five minutes.
- Just, just, chill, man.

1493
01:22:52,850 --> 01:22:55,680
Look, I appreciate you, look,
check it out, check it out.

1494
01:22:55,680 --> 01:22:57,180
I'll hit you when I get to the house.

1495
01:22:57,180 --> 01:22:58,070
How 'bout that?

1496
01:22:59,820 --> 01:23:01,560
- Man, alright, I just don't wanna wake up

1497
01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:02,750
and see you on the news.

1498
01:23:02,750 --> 01:23:05,380
- You won't bro, I promise.
- You know, as dead.

1499
01:23:05,380 --> 01:23:07,405
- Alright, man.
- Alright, man.

1500
01:23:07,405 --> 01:23:08,663
- Appreciate you, man.
- Alright, man.

1501
01:23:08,663 --> 01:23:10,163
- Take it easy, man.
- Later.

1502
01:23:19,820 --> 01:23:21,290
Is everything okay?

1503
01:23:21,290 --> 01:23:22,353
- Oh, yeah, sorry about that.

1504
01:23:22,353 --> 01:23:25,283
It's just my friend
being worried as always.

1505
01:23:27,120 --> 01:23:29,080
Did you get all
the groceries you needed?

1506
01:23:29,080 --> 01:23:30,750
- Oh, my gosh, yes.

1507
01:23:30,750 --> 01:23:33,070
I cannot wait to get
home and cook this stuff.

1508
01:23:33,070 --> 01:23:35,100
Well, if you're hungry now,

1509
01:23:35,100 --> 01:23:37,580
there's still some Gummi Bears for you.

1510
01:23:37,580 --> 01:23:38,910
Hell, yes.

1511
01:23:38,910 --> 01:23:39,743
Thank you.

1512
01:23:43,898 --> 01:23:44,731
- Tremain,

1513
01:23:46,710 --> 01:23:49,793
you really need to listen
to your friends more.

1514
01:24:02,680 --> 01:24:03,983
Don't blame me.

1515
01:24:05,120 --> 01:24:07,203
This was your idea.

1516
01:25:01,671 --> 01:25:03,257
What the hell?

1517
01:25:03,257 --> 01:25:05,253
Get back, get back here.

1518
01:25:06,200 --> 01:25:07,819
- Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

1519
01:25:07,819 --> 01:25:08,986
Keep on going.

1520
01:25:12,050 --> 01:25:14,380
I think I got it.

1521
01:25:14,380 --> 01:25:15,800
- Oh, man, I just had to get outta there.

1522
01:25:15,800 --> 01:25:18,200
Well, what, what
the hell just happened?

1523
01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:20,020
- Ran into one of mix ex's, and, hah,

1524
01:25:20,020 --> 01:25:21,813
woo, she was not happy.

1525
01:25:21,813 --> 01:25:23,720
- Hmm.

1526
01:25:23,720 --> 01:25:27,130
- Look, thanks for giving
me a ride though, man.

1527
01:25:27,130 --> 01:25:28,710
Sorry for putting you through this.

1528
01:25:28,710 --> 01:25:30,620
I sort of
feel like an accomplice.

1529
01:25:30,620 --> 01:25:32,450
- No, nah, nothing like that.

1530
01:25:32,450 --> 01:25:35,170
So you saw an ex,

1531
01:25:35,170 --> 01:25:38,100
and the bouncers chased you out the door?

1532
01:25:38,100 --> 01:25:40,740
- Well, I mean, she lied to them.

1533
01:25:40,740 --> 01:25:42,240
Told them I was harassing her.

1534
01:25:43,430 --> 01:25:44,600
Were you?

1535
01:25:44,600 --> 01:25:46,103
- No, of course not.

1536
01:25:46,103 --> 01:25:48,343
I mean, she's just a bitch, skank, whore.

1537
01:25:51,260 --> 01:25:52,874
Here we are.

1538
01:25:52,874 --> 01:25:53,933
- Ah, thanks, man.

1539
01:25:55,470 --> 01:25:57,020
So you gonna come up for a drink?

1540
01:25:57,020 --> 01:25:58,740
You know, I'd rather not.

1541
01:25:58,740 --> 01:26:00,038
- Alright, c'mon.

1542
01:26:00,038 --> 01:26:01,580
I mean, you owe it to yourself.

1543
01:26:01,580 --> 01:26:03,383
Look, you work hard all day.

1544
01:26:04,230 --> 01:26:05,603
I should be going home.

1545
01:26:05,603 --> 01:26:08,100
- This is my last night in LA.

1546
01:26:08,100 --> 01:26:08,980
True.

1547
01:26:08,980 --> 01:26:09,813
However.

1548
01:26:11,070 --> 01:26:13,120
Before I forget,

1549
01:26:13,120 --> 01:26:13,953
here.

1550
01:26:22,060 --> 01:26:24,490
This is an
insane amount of money.

1551
01:26:24,490 --> 01:26:27,323
- Look, I have more money
than I know what to do with.

1552
01:26:27,323 --> 01:26:28,423
Just one drink.

1553
01:26:30,280 --> 01:26:32,280
I do owe it to myself.

1554
01:26:32,280 --> 01:26:33,490
- Yes, you do.

1555
01:26:33,490 --> 01:26:34,323
You deserve it.

1556
01:26:35,350 --> 01:26:36,600
You earned it.

1557
01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:37,433
Now didn't you?

1558
01:26:38,710 --> 01:26:39,912
C'mon?

1559
01:26:39,912 --> 01:26:41,450
You know you want to.

1560
01:26:41,450 --> 01:26:42,867
You know you want to.

1561
01:26:42,867 --> 01:26:44,950
- Oh, okay.

1562
01:26:44,950 --> 01:26:45,783
Sure, why not?

1563
01:26:45,783 --> 01:26:46,616
- Awesome.

1564
01:26:58,790 --> 01:27:01,918
My brother, let's drink.

1565
01:27:01,918 --> 01:27:03,568
C'mon, my yacht's right this way.

1566
01:27:04,930 --> 01:27:06,030
Special drink for you.

1567
01:27:07,460 --> 01:27:08,560
It's my family recipe.

1568
01:27:11,068 --> 01:27:12,818
You're gonna like it.

1569
01:27:14,715 --> 01:27:15,548
Promise.

1570
01:27:23,510 --> 01:27:24,403
We're here.

1571
01:27:38,420 --> 01:27:41,320
This
definitely belongs to his father.

1572
01:27:49,080 --> 01:27:50,280
Welcome aboard.

1573
01:27:52,310 --> 01:27:54,114
- Wow.
- I know.

1574
01:27:54,114 --> 01:27:55,407
Thank you.

1575
01:27:57,640 --> 01:28:00,520
Oh, man, what is your
drink of choice, my friend?

1576
01:28:00,520 --> 01:28:01,490
What is your poison?

1577
01:28:01,490 --> 01:28:02,960
- Oh,

1578
01:28:02,960 --> 01:28:04,330
liquor is

1579
01:28:04,330 --> 01:28:05,970
liquor.

1580
01:28:07,760 --> 01:28:08,593
No.

1581
01:28:10,220 --> 01:28:11,053
Let me help.

1582
01:28:12,060 --> 01:28:13,970
I need you to taste this,

1583
01:28:13,970 --> 01:28:15,580
and then tell me again

1584
01:28:15,580 --> 01:28:17,550
that liquor is

1585
01:28:17,550 --> 01:28:18,383
liquor.

1586
01:28:22,620 --> 01:28:24,170
Swish that around for a minute.

1587
01:28:31,227 --> 01:28:32,060
Ah.

1588
01:28:33,402 --> 01:28:35,068
- That's exquisite.

1589
01:28:35,068 --> 01:28:36,298
- That is is.

1590
01:28:36,298 --> 01:28:37,760
That it is.

1591
01:28:37,760 --> 01:28:39,550
I'm gonna make us a drink.

1592
01:28:39,550 --> 01:28:41,110
Something special.

1593
01:28:41,110 --> 01:28:44,093
It's my family recipe called the Legend.

1594
01:28:45,060 --> 01:28:46,097
- Sounds, ah,

1595
01:28:47,120 --> 01:28:48,312
legendary.

1596
01:28:48,312 --> 01:28:50,760
That it is my friend.

1597
01:28:50,760 --> 01:28:52,422
That it is.

1598
01:28:52,422 --> 01:28:54,722
I'll tell you what, you
go check out the view.

1599
01:28:56,280 --> 01:28:58,130
- Yeah.

1600
01:28:58,130 --> 01:28:59,796
- It's up there.

1601
01:30:03,660 --> 01:30:04,510
Drinks are ready.

1602
01:30:20,820 --> 01:30:21,653
- Wow.

1603
01:30:25,189 --> 01:30:26,990
This really is quite a boat.

1604
01:30:26,990 --> 01:30:28,468
- Ah, I know.

1605
01:30:28,468 --> 01:30:29,870
I know.

1606
01:30:29,870 --> 01:30:31,477
Oh.

1607
01:30:31,477 --> 01:30:32,383
I'm sorry.

1608
01:30:33,430 --> 01:30:36,280
Sorry, they just, they
leave 'em here, you know?

1609
01:30:36,280 --> 01:30:37,623
- Hmm.
- I'll tell you what,

1610
01:30:37,623 --> 01:30:39,060
nah, you want it.

1611
01:30:39,060 --> 01:30:40,290
Take it.

1612
01:30:40,290 --> 01:30:41,123
It's yours.

1613
01:30:42,740 --> 01:30:44,040
- Smells like a good year.

1614
01:30:45,220 --> 01:30:46,153
- 2001.

1615
01:30:49,487 --> 01:30:51,073
That's your drink, right there.

1616
01:30:54,160 --> 01:30:55,713
Hmm, you know what,

1617
01:30:56,660 --> 01:30:59,113
I'm actually just
learning Spanish, so, uh,

1618
01:31:00,170 --> 01:31:01,003
let me give it a go, I have

1619
01:31:01,003 --> 01:31:02,783
I have this cheer that I just learned.

1620
01:31:03,815 --> 01:31:05,430
Aribba,

1621
01:31:05,430 --> 01:31:06,770
abajo,

1622
01:31:06,770 --> 01:31:08,160
al centro,

1623
01:31:08,160 --> 01:31:09,380
al dentro.

1624
01:31:09,380 --> 01:31:10,280
And we drink.

1625
01:31:10,280 --> 01:31:12,150
- Salud.
- Salud.

1626
01:31:12,150 --> 01:31:13,487
Ah.
- Gracias.

1627
01:31:13,487 --> 01:31:14,487
Mm.

1628
01:31:16,190 --> 01:31:17,820
- Mm.

1629
01:31:17,820 --> 01:31:19,980
Oh, this is incredible.

1630
01:31:19,980 --> 01:31:20,890
- Legendary.

1631
01:31:20,890 --> 01:31:22,560
- Legends.

1632
01:31:22,560 --> 01:31:24,707
- Legendary it is, my friend.

1633
01:31:32,991 --> 01:31:35,332
Just a splash, that's all you need.

1634
01:31:35,332 --> 01:31:36,165
- Alright.
- Chill it down

1635
01:31:36,165 --> 01:31:37,313
just a bit.

1636
01:31:41,630 --> 01:31:42,680
To

1637
01:31:44,090 --> 01:31:45,787
new friends.

1638
01:31:45,787 --> 01:31:46,993
- To

1639
01:31:46,993 --> 01:31:47,900
nuevos

1640
01:31:47,900 --> 01:31:49,075
amigos.

1641
01:31:49,075 --> 01:31:51,720
Alright.

1642
01:31:51,720 --> 01:31:53,131
- Bottoms up.

1643
01:31:53,131 --> 01:31:54,413
- Oy, bottoms up.

1644
01:32:00,151 --> 01:32:01,697
Ah.

1645
01:32:01,697 --> 01:32:03,497
- Ah.
- The perfection, every time.

1646
01:32:04,856 --> 01:32:05,689
- Yes.

1647
01:32:08,957 --> 01:32:12,832
Hmm.

1648
01:32:21,136 --> 01:32:22,828
How are you feeling?

1649
01:32:22,828 --> 01:32:23,661
Dizzy?

1650
01:32:34,860 --> 01:32:37,720
- Oh.

1651
01:32:37,720 --> 01:32:38,803
- You little shit.

1652
01:32:39,995 --> 01:32:41,795
You thought you were better than me?

1653
01:32:43,412 --> 01:32:44,600
You thought you knew

1654
01:32:46,050 --> 01:32:47,652
how to take me out?

1655
01:32:51,360 --> 01:32:52,480
Don't you

1656
01:32:52,480 --> 01:32:53,548
try

1657
01:32:55,711 --> 01:32:58,750
to be the boss?

1658
01:32:58,750 --> 01:33:00,868
I'm the new captain of this ship.

1659
01:33:19,896 --> 01:33:20,823
Adios,

1660
01:33:21,910 --> 01:33:22,743
amigo.

1661
01:33:32,340 --> 01:33:33,760
Every night
he's with a new chick.

1662
01:33:33,760 --> 01:33:35,410
Never seen him with the same chick twice.

1663
01:33:37,060 --> 01:33:38,140
- One of those yachts over there.

1664
01:33:38,140 --> 01:33:40,100
He claims it's the largest one.

1665
01:33:40,100 --> 01:33:40,933
- Copy that.

1666
01:33:52,510 --> 01:33:54,232
They're onto me.

1667
01:34:11,280 --> 01:34:12,580
- Let's take a look at it.

1668
01:34:16,430 --> 01:34:17,710
- Jesus Christ.

1669
01:34:17,710 --> 01:34:21,910
I'll call it in.

1670
01:34:21,910 --> 01:34:24,060
- It was only a matter

1671
01:34:24,060 --> 01:34:24,893
of time.

1672
01:34:39,390 --> 01:34:41,640
- This time I have a reason.

1673
01:34:43,568 --> 01:34:45,586
Eh, just let me
get something real quick.

1674
01:35:13,895 --> 01:35:16,562
- I didn't know you had tattoos.

1675
01:35:19,291 --> 01:35:20,124
Oh.

1676
01:35:21,276 --> 01:35:22,109
Oh, wait.

1677
01:35:27,373 --> 01:35:28,206
No.

1678
01:36:11,270 --> 01:36:13,912
- Come out, with your hands up.

1679
01:36:13,912 --> 01:36:16,245
Come out with your hands up.

1680
01:36:20,189 --> 01:36:21,689
Get your hands up.

1681
01:36:23,042 --> 01:36:25,670
- Hands up.

1682
01:36:25,670 --> 01:36:26,960
Right there, hands up.

1683
01:36:26,960 --> 01:36:28,970
- Higher.
- Don't take another step.

1684
01:36:30,210 --> 01:36:31,516
Get on the ground.

1685
01:36:31,516 --> 01:36:32,363
On the ground.

1686
01:36:32,363 --> 01:36:35,200
- Down on the ground, god damn it.

1687
01:36:35,200 --> 01:36:36,347
Handcuff him.

1688
01:36:37,337 --> 01:36:38,170
What's going on?

1689
01:36:38,170 --> 01:36:39,623
Shut the fuck up.

1690
01:36:41,190 --> 01:36:42,023
Get up.

1691
01:36:51,940 --> 01:36:53,660
Off--

1692
01:36:53,660 --> 01:36:54,703
Head down.

1693
01:36:56,124 --> 01:36:56,957
Get in there.

1694
01:37:01,410 --> 01:37:02,954
- The other off--
(door slamming shut.

1695
01:37:16,622 --> 01:37:17,570
Yes.

1696
01:37:17,570 --> 01:37:19,720
Which one, brothers or sisters?

1697
01:37:19,720 --> 01:37:20,553
Both.

1698
01:37:21,700 --> 01:37:24,983
I have a brother who's a,
a little bit older than me.

1699
01:38:49,791 --> 01:38:52,320
Hayhoe Studios.

1700
01:38:57,812 --> 01:38:59,813
♪ Have no fear ♪

1701
01:38:59,813 --> 01:39:03,852
♪ When you call my line ♪

1702
01:39:03,852 --> 01:39:08,741
♪ I'll be there right on time ♪

1703
01:39:08,741 --> 01:39:10,641
♪ We'll go places ♪

1704
01:39:10,641 --> 01:39:14,672
♪ You don't wanna go ♪

1705
01:39:14,672 --> 01:39:19,316
♪ With a driver you'll never know ♪

1706
01:39:19,316 --> 01:39:21,648
♪ So open the door ♪

1707
01:39:21,648 --> 01:39:25,101
♪ And come inside ♪

1708
01:39:25,101 --> 01:39:29,934
♪ Just sit back there's
no need to be shy ♪

1709
01:39:33,079 --> 01:39:38,079
♪ Ride share ♪
♪ Ride share ♪

1710
01:39:39,378 --> 01:39:43,045
♪ Just let me be your guide ♪

1711
01:39:43,962 --> 01:39:48,962
♪ Ride share ♪
♪ Ride share ♪

1712
01:39:49,572 --> 01:39:52,114
♪ Hope this won't be ♪

1713
01:39:52,114 --> 01:39:57,114
♪ Your last ride ♪

1714
01:39:57,481 --> 01:39:59,849
♪ There's no turning back ♪

1715
01:39:59,849 --> 01:40:02,781
♪ Once you get in my car ♪

1716
01:40:02,781 --> 01:40:05,215
♪ But don't you worry ♪

1717
01:40:05,215 --> 01:40:08,625
♪ We don't have to go far ♪

1718
01:40:08,625 --> 01:40:10,631
♪ Out in the woods ♪

1719
01:40:10,631 --> 01:40:13,868
♪ Where no one can see ♪

1720
01:40:13,868 --> 01:40:16,230
♪ And you'll be all ♪

1721
01:40:16,230 --> 01:40:19,227
♪ Alone with me ♪

1722
01:40:19,227 --> 01:40:21,256
♪ So open the door ♪

1723
01:40:21,256 --> 01:40:24,977
♪ And come inside ♪

1724
01:40:24,977 --> 01:40:26,715
♪ Just sit back ♪

1725
01:40:26,715 --> 01:40:30,382
♪ There's no need to be shy ♪

1726
01:40:33,170 --> 01:40:38,170
♪ Ride share ♪
♪ Ride share ♪

1727
01:40:39,243 --> 01:40:42,910
♪ Just let me be your guide ♪

1728
01:40:43,892 --> 01:40:48,725
♪ Ride share ♪
♪ Ride share ♪

1729
01:40:49,638 --> 01:40:52,138
♪ Hope this won't be ♪

1730
01:40:52,138 --> 01:40:54,797
♪ Your last ride ♪

1731
01:40:54,797 --> 01:40:59,797
♪ Ride share ♪
♪ Ride share ♪

1732
01:41:00,684 --> 01:41:03,130
♪ Hope this won't be ♪

1733
01:41:03,130 --> 01:41:08,130
♪ Your last ride ♪

1734
01:41:08,396 --> 01:41:10,979
♪ A ride share ♪

1735
01:41:15,431 --> 01:41:20,422
♪ Late night, I'm drinking ♪

1736
01:41:20,422 --> 01:41:23,959
♪ Shouldn't drive ♪

1737
01:41:23,959 --> 01:41:26,607
♪ Pull up the ride share ♪

1738
01:41:26,607 --> 01:41:31,607
♪ So I'll be sure to arrive alive ♪

1739
01:41:31,762 --> 01:41:34,021
♪ This guy seems creepy ♪

1740
01:41:34,021 --> 01:41:38,695
♪ Something 'bout his eyes ♪

1741
01:41:38,695 --> 01:41:39,750
♪ But I'm drunk ♪

1742
01:41:39,750 --> 01:41:42,411
♪ What do I know ♪

1743
01:41:42,411 --> 01:41:46,277
♪ I'm sure it's fine ♪

1744
01:41:46,277 --> 01:41:49,969
♪ Hitch me up on a ride share ♪

1745
01:41:49,969 --> 01:41:53,594
♪ Closest driver, the best care ♪

1746
01:41:53,594 --> 01:41:57,117
♪ Hitch me up on a ride share ♪

1747
01:41:57,117 --> 01:42:00,968
♪ The closet driver, the best care ♪

1748
01:42:00,968 --> 01:42:05,220
♪ Hitch me up on a ride share ♪

1749
01:42:05,220 --> 01:42:08,137
♪ May I get there ♪