Tavros joins the Ginyu Force

-- courageousGinyu [CG] began pestering adiosToreadora [AT] at 23:05 --
[11:05] CG: BEHOLD!!!!
[11:05] AT: uH,
[11:06] AT: wHAT AM i, bEHOLDING,
[11:06] CG: Captain Ginyu of the Ginyu Force! No doubt! Private!
[11:06] AT: }:O
[11:06] AT: wAIT,
[11:06] AT: thE WHO,
[11:06] CG: NOW POSE!
[11:06] CG: POSE!
[11:06] AT: uHHHHH,
[11:06] CG: And you'll get a candy.
[11:06] AT: i AM, pOSING, aS BEST AS i CAN,
[11:06] CG: Strike a fearsome battle pose!
[11:07] AT: uHH, gRR,
[11:07] CG: ...
[11:07] CG: You need some work.
[11:07] AT: }:(
[11:07] CG: >B]
[11:07] AT: uHHHH,,,, sORRY?
[11:08] CG: DO NOT BE SORRY PRIVATE!
[11:08] CG: It is to be expected of someone your rank.
[11:08] AT: oH, uH, oKAY,
[11:08] CG: But with enough practice, you will become an expert in the art of battle posture.
[11:08] AT: oH, oKAY!
[11:08] AT: i, cAN'T WAIT,
[11:09] CG: WHAT IS YOUR NAME PRIVATE?
[11:10] AT: tAVROS NITRAM,
[11:10] CG: PRIVATE NITRAM.
[11:10] CG: !
[11:10] AT: uMM, yES SIR,
[11:10] CG: Drop and give me 10!
[11:10] CG: We have to start with the basics.
[11:11] AT: bUT, i AM PARALYZED,
[11:11] CG: ....
[11:11] CG: WHEN HAS THAT STOPPED GREAT MEN BEFORE?
[11:11] AT: uHHH, i GUESS,
[11:12] AT: bUT, mY KNEES KEEP, tOUCHING THE GROUND,
[11:12] CG: NEVER!?
[11:12] CG: Oh.
[11:12] CG: Hmm
[11:12] CG: THAT DOESN'T MATTER. THIS IS ABOUT YOUR ARMS.
[11:12] AT: oKAY!
[11:13] CG: With my brains and brawns! You will become a member of THE GINYU FORCE!
[11:13] AT: oH BOY,
[11:13] CG: I assume you've heard of our glorious regime?
[11:14] AT: uH, nO, i HAVEN'T, aCTUALLY,
[11:14] CG: DROP AND GIVE ME 20 MORE FOR THAT
[11:14] CG: !!!
[11:15] AT: sORRY!
[11:15] CG: We are the best intergalactic mercenary force ever to be formed.
[11:15] CG: GINYU FORCE RULES!
[11:16] AT: uHH, gINYU FORCE, rULES,
[11:16] CG: Good job Nitram!
[11:16] AT: tHANK YOU, sIR,
[11:16] CG: SLOWLY BUT SURELY YOU WILL BECOME AMAZING!
[11:17] AT: oH, cOOL,
[11:17] CG: YOU MAY BE PARALYZED! BUT YOU HAVE ARMS!
[11:17] CG: Nothing can stop you, if you push it to the limit!
[11:18] AT: mY ARMS ARE, uHH, pRETTY GREAT, yEAH,
[11:19] CG: HOW GREAT?
[11:19] CG: !
[11:20] AT: uHH, rEALLY GREAT, yEAHHH,
[11:20] AT: lOOK AT, tHESE PUSHUPS,
[11:21] CG: PUSHUPS ARE ONLY THE START!
[11:21] AT: oH, rEALLY,
[11:22] CG: Maybe I will even teach you THE DANCE OF JOY!
[11:22] AT: tHE DANCE, oF JOY,
[11:22] CG: It is amazing! IT NEEDS LEGS THOUGH!
[11:22] AT: oH, }:(
[11:23] CG: We can figure it out!
[11:23] CG: OR AT LEAST I CAN
[11:23] CG: I am the Captain after all.
[11:23] AT: OH, thANK YOU, cAPTAIN,
[11:24] CG: Anytime PRIVATE NITRAM!
[11:26] CG: THERE IS ONLY ONE CAPTAIN ON THE GINYU FORCE
[11:27] AT: yESSIR,
[11:27] CG: And if anyone says otherwise. I will BEAT THEM INTO SUBMISSION!
[11:27] CG: They get no candy!
[11:27] AT: dO i, gET CANDY,
[11:27] CG: YOU EARNED IT
[11:27] AT: yESSS,
[11:27] AT: i LOVE CANDY,
[11:28] CG: PRIVATE I HOPE YOU LIKE CARAMEL
[11:28] AT: i LOVE CARAMEL,
[11:29] CG: THEN YOU HAVE
[11:29] CG: EARNED
[11:29] CG: A
[11:29] CG: CARAMEL
[11:29] CG: !
[11:29] AT: oH BOY,
[11:29] -- courageousGinyu [CG] holds out a proud and happy caramel? --
[11:29] -- adiosToreadora [AT] devours the caramel --
[11:30] CG: THAT IS YOUR REWARD PRIVATE NITRAM
[11:30] AT: tHANK YOU, sIR,
[11:30] CG: I need to know your size/sizes...
[11:30] CG: You need to get a uniform tailored.
[11:31] AT: uH, i'M A LITTLE, oN THE CHUNKY SIDE,
[11:31] AT: sORRY, iF, tHAT IS AN ISSUE,
[11:31] CG: THAT WILL FIX ITSELF IN TIME
[11:32] AT: oH, oKAY,
[11:33] CG: I AM ALSO ASSUMING YOU'RE A MALE
[11:33] AT: uH, nO,
[11:34] AT: i AM A GIRL,
[11:34] AT: sIR,
[11:34] CG: WE HAVE MIXED LODGES
[11:34] CG: IT IS NOT SEPERATED
[11:34] AT: uHHH, tHAT MIGHT BE, a LITTLE AWKWARD,
[11:34] AT: bUT,
[11:34] AT: oKAY,
[11:35] CG: We have to budget somewhere.
[11:35] -- courageousGinyu [CG] wags his finger --
[11:35] AT: oH, oKAY, i UNDERSTAND,
[11:36] CG: GOOD
[11:36] CG: PRIVATE
[11:37] CG: SPECIAL FIGHTING POSE #42
[11:37] CG: NO.
[11:39] AT: uMM, wHICH ONE IS THAT
[11:39] CG: ONE OF THE AMAZING ONES. DESPITE THE FACT THEY ARE ALL AMAZING!
[11:39] CG: WE HAVE OVER 9000
[11:41] AT: oH, uHH,
[11:41] AT: i DO NOT KNOW, aNY OF THEM YET,
[11:42] CG: This is true.
[11:43] -- courageousGinyu [CG] taps at his chin. --
[11:43] CG: How will I teach you over this contraption...
[11:43] AT: i CAN DO WHEELIES,
[11:44] CG: Wheelies?
[11:44] AT: uHH, wHERE I BALANCE ON BY BACK WHEELS,
[11:44] AT: wITH THE FRONT WHEELS, uP IN THE AIR,
[11:44] CG: YOU HAVE WHEELS?
[11:45] AT: wELL, i AM SITTING IN, a FOUR WHEELED DEVICE,
[11:46] CG: >BO
[11:46] CG: THIS IS EITHER A BLESSING OR A TERRIBLE MISTAKE
[11:46] AT: i'M SORRY,
[11:47] CG: I am figuring it out.
[11:47] AT: oKAY, sIR,
[11:48] CG: Call me Captain!
[11:48] AT: yES, cAPTAIN,
[11:48] CG: GOOD JOB
[11:48] CG: YOU ARE NOW A CADET
[11:48] AT: oH BOY,
[11:49] CG: This is all so exciting
[11:49] AT: yES, iT IS,
[11:49] CG: BREATH CADET
[11:50] CG: CATCH IT
[11:50] AT: cATCH WHAT,
[11:50] CG: YOUR BREATH
[11:50] AT: oH, tHAT'S EASY,
[11:50] AT: sEE?
[11:50] AT: iT IS, aLREADY CAUGHT,
[11:50] AT: }B)
[11:51] CG: WELL PLAYED CADET
[11:52] AT: tHANK YOU, cAPTAIN,
[11:53] CG: Hmm.
[11:53] CG: TRAINING CADETS OVER CONTRAPTIONS IS HARD WORK
[11:53] CG: I am parched
[11:54] AT: mAYBE WE SHOULD, tAKE A BREAK,
[11:54] CG: THIS WILL DO.
[11:56] AT: oKAY, gOOD,
[11:56] CG: CADET
[11:56] CG: What is your favorite color
[11:56] CG: !?
[11:56] AT: uMM, i WOULD HAVE TO SAY, bROWN,
[11:56] CG: THAT IS NOT EXCITING
[11:56] CG: BUT IT WILL DO
[11:56] AT: sORRY, cAPTAIN,
[11:57] CG: What is your quest?
[11:57] CG: !?
[11:57] AT: i DO NOT, hAVE A QUEST CURRENTLY, cAPTAIN,
[11:57] CG: Nonsense!
[11:57] CG: Everyone has a quest.
[11:57] AT: uHH,
[11:57] AT: wELL, i DO NOT KNOW, wHAT MINE IS,
[11:58] CG: You must go on a quest seeking journey!
[11:58] CG: THAT WILL OPEN UP YOUR MIND
[11:58] AT: yES, cAPTAIN,
[11:58] CG: Not now. IT IS TOOO LATE
[11:58] AT: oH, oKAY,
[11:59] CG: I NEED TO POLISH MY HORNS
[11:59] AT: oKAY, uHH,
[11:59] AT: i GUESS, i WILL SEE YOU LATER, cAPTAIN,
[11:59] CG: ARE YOU LEAVING!?
[11:59] AT: oH, i THOUGHT YOU WERE,
[11:59] CG: NEVER.
[12:00] CG: A CAPTAIN IS EVER VIGILANT
[12:00] AT: wELL, i AM SURE AT SOME POINT, uM,
[12:00] AT: thE TWO OF US WILL, hAVE TO GO DO SOMETHING THAT CAN'T BE DONE AS A PAIR,
[12:01] CG: AND THE REST OF THE FORCE!?
[12:01] AT: uHHH,
[12:01] AT: wELL, i MEAN,
[12:01] AT: thINGS LIKE, nEEDING TO GO SLEEP, oR,
[12:01] AT: bATHE, oR, eXPEL WASTE,
[12:01] CG: I sleep with my eyes open
[12:02] AT: oH WOW,
[12:02] CG: I WILL NOT INTERRUPT YOU DURING THE WASTE PROCESS
[12:02] CG: BUT I CAN'T PROMISE ANYTHING ABOUT THE BATHING
[12:02] AT: uMMM,
[12:02] CG: Sleep I can promise.
[12:03] AT: uHH, aNYWAYS, uM,
[12:03] AT: i ACTUALLY, hAVE A FEW PRIVATE MATTERS THAT, i MUST ATTEND TO, aCTUALLY,
[12:03] AT: aND, i WILL NEED TO, lOG OFF OF THIS DEVICE,
[12:03] CG: CADET NITRAM
[12:03] CG: I WISH YOU LUCK THEN
[12:03] AT: yES CAPTAIN?
[12:04] AT: tHANK YOU,
[12:04] AT: }:)
[12:04] CG: BE PREPARED FOR CONTINUED TRAINING ON A LATER DATE
[12:04] AT: yES, cAPTAIN,
[12:04] AT: i WILL BE,
[12:04] CG: Ginyu Force Rules!
[12:04] AT: uH, gINYU FORCE, rULES,
[12:04] CG: NOW OUT OF MY SIGHT CADET