Cthulhu (Short)

>day 233 in equestria
>wake up
>shit shave shower
>head downstairs and have some mintberry crunch
>hear a knock on the door
>welp here we go again
>open it
>Fluttershy tackles you in terror
"Anon help me!"
>you look past her and see Cthulhu
>looks right at you
>charges
Fuck fuck fuck!
>Brain what do I do?
>brain has taken an early leave
>fuck
>grab mintberry crunch
>throw it at Cthulhu
>Cthulhu eplodes but leaves no remains
>Fluttershy looks up
"Are mythical beings your fetish?"
No
>throw her out
>Fucking Fluttershy