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- >Have a fluffy pony
- >It's movie night, watch Tremors
- >The Grabboids scare him pretty good
- >He refuses to use his litterbox now
- >Have to take him outside to the patio to do his business
- >Otherwise he shits and pisses on the carpet
- >Take him out one night
- "Look at all those stars"
- >"Sooo pwetty" it says
- >You walk into the yard pointing them out
- >The pony follows, looking up the whole time
- >Stop in the middle of the yard
- "You feel that? Like the ground is trembling"
- >The pony realises it's no longer on the safe patio
- "Nuuu! Wowm monstahs gonna eat fwuffy!" it yells
- >You drop to your knees
- "IT'S GOT ME! HELP!"
- >The fluffy darts into the house
- >It leaves a trail of shit and piss in its wake
- >You get up and go inside
- >Find the pony under the couch, shaking and crying
- >You love movie night
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