Dry Bowser Falls Through A Pit

Dry Bowser was practicing his tennis skills in the fiery reaches of the Grumble Volcano, when suddenly the ground shook. The skeletal reptile left the active volcano as he noticed that it wasn't the molten mountain that was doing the grumbling, but construction going on, much to his annoyance.

"Goddamn it, how many times to I have to tell those kids...?" Dry Bowser grumbled to himself as he began approaching the site, only to fall through a hole that he didn't notice, tumbling down the void as he then somehow ended up in the tropical Cheep Cheep Beach, landing in the water as he broke into various pieces of bones.

Being swept onto the sandy beach by the gentle ocean waves, Dry Bowser readjusted himself as he placed his bony hands on his hips, his charcoal shell being cooled off by the sea as he felt the beachy breeze blow back his red hair, twisting up some of his more fragile bones to fit.

Dry Bowser: Well this is great. I went through a pit, then landed in the ocean... and now I'm completely wet, making my name a bit ironic... (sighs)

Shrugging at this watery predicament, Dry Bowser decided to simply walk into the tropical jungle, feeling himself slowly sink into the sand due to his wet bones making him lighter than normal somehow.