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- from /hhg/ Hazbin Hotel general #634 & #635
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- So i have seen Mortal/human Anon living with Moxxi and Millie but always skipping to Anon lying with him, so let’s see how anon went to hell! Note I'm not an English speaker so I'm using Grammarly and Google to help me.
- >Be Blitz
- >Im, bored, hungry, and horny… WHY THE FUCK IS NOBODY CALLING!?!? It’s been a week since he had shown that dollar store fish taco smelling bitch whose boss and on top of that made a huge fuck-off profit to shove in her cop cock sucking face.
- >But now seemingly no one has a hate boner enough to pay someone’s death! As the thought ends Blitz phone starts to ring
- >FUCKING FINALLY! “HELLO! YOU TALKING TO THE BOSS THATS RIGHT ME! SO WHO DO YOU NEED DEAD!?”
- >On the other side of the phone “yes I have a very special request from you”
- >Blitz breaks out into a super large grin Special requests means a special amount of money.
- > “you want someone dead and you got it as long you have the cash! So who is it? boy, girl, teen, man, woman, baby?”
- >there is a silent moment before the person on the phone responded “yes a very very special person.”
- > “Well stop being a mysterious fuck and give me a name and face! And since you said he was a fucking important case you’re paying the premium price….NO TAKES BACKSYS.”
- > Before a moment the phone pings and Blitz is shown Anon and his name... which happen to be Anonymous.
- > “For fucks sake really? Anonymous? What fucking woman that has looser holes than my ex-girlfriend go’s Man I really regret that last man I fucked soooo your name my little pussy spawn is… Anonymous so I can you don’t exist in my drug company, But my friend you have a deal!”
- >being so bored and excited for something to do Blitz did not realize he forgot to get the money first and did not hear the demon lose his shit laughing.
- i will write more in a bit.
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