2009/3/19 Andrew Skelton <andrewjpskelton@gmail.com>
I think this entire email is a socially thoughtless discussion. Or STD for short. We should discontinue it immediately.I think this entire email is a socially thoughtless discussion. Or STD for short. We should discontinue it immediately.

On Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 1:38 PM, Jody ! <jjjjody@gmail.com> wrote:
Speaking of cooking, I used to enjoy a fine New England Clam Chowder, but ever since channel 47 became Clam Media, I just can't stand to eat the adorable little buggers.


2009/3/19 Andrew Skelton <andrewjpskelton@gmail.com>
You know I abstain from baking. Any ingredient that has multiple nucleus' is to complex for my cooking needs. I am all about those mononucleosis ingredients.


On Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 1:32 PM, Jody ! <jjjjody@gmail.com> wrote:
Me, I'd much rather talk about baking. You might even say I've got something of a yeast infection.


2009/3/19 Andrew Skelton <andrewjpskelton@gmail.com>
I can't say for certain because all this talk of dinosaurs is beyond me. I have a craving to switch this conversation to sports. I have a jock itch if you will.


On Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 1:27 PM, Jody ! <jjjjody@gmail.com> wrote:
It is widely thought that dinosaurs were killed off by meteorites, and I am inclined to agree. All of the evidence supports the hypothesis of a mass-extinction event.

Urinary tract infection.

2009/3/19 Andrew Skelton <andrewjpskelton@gmail.com>
I like the idea of going out to sea. We may get to discover some long forgotten dinosaur bones. Everyone knows the triceratops but do they know it's cousin from the deep? The Trichomoniasis? The answer: Not yet.


On Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 1:20 PM, Jody ! <jjjjody@gmail.com> wrote:
I don't know about that; we used to talk about it all the time down at the anal wharf before going out to sea with all the anal fissures.


Polite members of society? Everything in your story would scare everyone from the youngest baby to the oldest senior. I refer to these symptoms as scabies and sceniors respectively.
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On Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 1:13 PM, Jody ! <jjjjody@gmail.com> wrote:
Woah, no need to alert the military. I think we can settle this in a manner befitting polite members of syphilisation.



2009/3/19 Andrew Skelton <andrewjpskelton@gmail.com>
Wow, they should throw you in military prison for what you did. I will contact my friend genital warts to see what he can do. He is pretty high up, I think he may even be a 5 star genital. Don't ask me what that means though, I am not in the military.


On Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 1:06 PM, Jody ! <jjjjody@gmail.com> wrote:
Exactly. I was hoping to not make this story pubic, but I cannot tell any more lice.

2009/3/19 Andrew Skelton <andrewjpskelton@gmail.com>
So the morale of the story is that instead of waiting for her to give you her peas, you decided to steal them from her when she wasn't looking?


On Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 1:03 PM, Jody ! <jjjjody@gmail.com> wrote:
She can have her peas, and I'll have mine.

2009/3/19 Jody ! <jjjjody@gmail.com>

Thank you for conceding. Let's move on and I'll tell you a story from last night: I started eating off my girlfriend's plate last night while she was in the washroom and her friend slapped me and was all like, "Hey, those are her peas!"

2009/3/19 Andrew Skelton <andrewjpskelton@gmail.com>
You win Jody, I would need AIDs to come up with another pun to best you.

2009/3/19 Jody ! <jjjjody@gmail.com>
Woah, no need to alert the military. I think we can settle this in a manner befitting polite members of syphilisation.


2009/3/19 Andrew Skelton <andrewjpskelton@gmail.com>
Wow, they should throw you in military prison for what you did. I will contact my friend genital warts to see what he can do. He is pretty high up, I think he may even be a 5 star genital. Don't ask me what that means though, I am not in the military.

On Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 1:06 PM, Jody ! <jjjjody@gmail.com> wrote:
Exactly. I was hoping to not make this story pubic, but I cannot tell any more lice.

On Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 12:59 PM, Daniel Greene <ddg333@gmail.com> wrote:
K I'm out.. nsfw.

On Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 12:56 PM, Jody ! <jjjjody@gmail.com> wrote:
> Any doubts about it are all long gonorrhea, that's for sure.
>
> 2009/3/19 Andrew Skelton <andrewjpskelton@gmail.com>
>>
>> Are you HIV positive about that?
>>
>> On Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 12:54 PM, Jody ! <jjjjody@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> Gay as in happy, perhaps. But not gay as in gay. Nothing straighter than
>>> a man licking another man's asshole until he poops on him or not, according
>>> to his whim.