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- Tsukkomi-class Heroes - 3
- [Food court]
- Suz: So... Uh, what is the tsukkomi group!?
- Sek: Simply put, the tsukkomi from various groups that have to react to all sorts of boke we have in the club.
- Suz: Eh? All sorts of boke? Are there many or what?
- Kar: Yeah. First of all we have the artificial boke like Fuu, our president. She's doing it on purpose, so it's easy to find the right timing.
- Its: Though sometimes she says things where it's hard to understand the reference, like stuff related to old TV shows and news stories...
- Kar: Yeah, if you get sloppy there, you might end up just yelling out a half-baked reaction like "Heeeey!", so be careful.
- Gin: That type can also do a delayed tsukkomi too, so it takes getting used to.
- Sek: The easier ones are simple and clear boke like Tama-chan or Utano.
- Mit: Rather than boke, sometimes they just say things wrong or simply misunderstand something...
- Suz: Huuh. I see.
- Kar: Tsukkomi who sigh meaningfully, like Itsuki and Mito, thrive on pure boke like Wakaba or Natsume.
- Its: I wouldn't call that a tsukkomi... I just end up muttering out some remark...
- Sek: For example, if they say something like "understood" or "that might be right"...
- Kar: Itsuki would idly say "s-she understood..." or "...might!?" as a form of tsukkomi.
- Gin: Ah, watch out for rampaging boke like Tougou, Sumi, and sometimes unexpectedly even Anzu-san.
- Sek: They have a lot of drive, so a single remark will be a drop in a bucket. When they get real rowdy, we have to work together.
- Suz: T-That sounds kind of scary...
- Kar: What are you talking about? The scariest ones aren't the rampaging boke. It's the natural airheads.
- Sek: Sonokos' and Yuunas' lines always come out of the left field and make no sense.
- Gin: The natural airheads are a handful...
- Sek: Even a power-type like Gin-chan with her bold remarks has issues with them...
- Mit: I still have a way to go. I don't even really see myself as a tsukkomi member yet...
- Suz: ...Say. Can I ask a question?
- Kar: What?
- Suz: What are you people even doing!? Tsukkomi-class Heroes!? Tsukkomi group!?
- Suz: There's no tsukkomi left in that! You're all boke! Boke, the lot of you!
- Sek: Ooooh! Nice tsukkomi!
- Gin: Suzume-san, that was wonderful!
- Kar: Yeah! I knew it, you're the shining star of tsukkomi!
- Its: Our load is finally going to get a little easier.
- Suz: T-They're celebrating...
- Mit: She can even do the sighing tsukkomi... Such amazing talent.
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