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  1. "I'm sorry, what?"
  2. >You are Anon, and Twilight here has an interesting proposition for you.
  3. >"It's just for a few days, Anon. All you...."
  4. >She sighs and looks away from you in shame.
  5. >"I know, alright? I can't bear to see the look on Dad's face when I tell him that I don't have a herd. My brother is already married, and bookish, friendless Twilight from the library hasn't even kissed a colt yet."
  6. "And now they think that you and I are an item."
  7. >Twilight winces.
  8. >"That's right. I know what you're thinking, Anon, and don't worry; you won't have to kiss me or anything like that."
  9. >She starts to pace in a tight circle, and you can just FEEL the self-loathing pouring off of her.
  10. >Jesus, FINE.
  11. "Look, Twilight, Twil - I'll do it, alright? Stop... lathering yourself up. Just tell me what I need to do, and I'll do it."
  12. >She owes you for this.
  13. >No more of that white-knight bullshit for at least a month.
  14. >'Let me get that door for you, Anon!' ; 'No, I'll pay for lunch. It isn't proper to make the stallion pay.'; 'You look cold, Anon, do you need somepony to warm you up?'
  15. >She's mixing her flirting with her sexist attitude, and it ain't giving her any brownie points.
  16.  
  17. >Back to the present, Twilight looks absolutely tickled.
  18. >"Oh! Anon, thank you so much! It's really weird, I know, but just put up with me for a few days, okay?"
  19. >Aww, this mare
  20. >She's annoying, but you don't "put up" with her by any means.
  21. >You reach out and mess up her mane.
  22. "C'mon, Twilight, we're friends. Hanging with you isn't exactly a chore for me."
  23. >After wriggling away from your hoof-spiders, Twilight gets a serious look on her face.
  24. >"Now, there are a few things you need to do in order to fool my parents into thinking we're, you know, a herd together."
  25. >Twilight's in full-on professional mode, now.
  26. >"As far as behaviour goes, just be... I don't know, more affectionate. Act like a colt for once."
  27. >Oh, well you can just fuck right off, Twilight.
  28. >"Sit close to me if we're on the couch; maybe cuddle when appropriate."
  29. "Sounds reasonable so far."
  30. >"And I promise not to do weird things to you in front of my parents."
  31. "....what?"
  32. >"Oh! Were you expecting me to? I know it's expected for in some herds, but it's by no means required."
  33. >God dammit, Twilight.
  34. >You haven't even started and already it's weird.
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