The Wood (1999)

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Jerome!
Put on that Bobby Womack.

2
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No, girl, I want to go way back.
Oh yeah, check this out.

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Please put that in the kitchen.
And watch the wall... the wall!

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- Who is this pretty lady?
- I told Oliver we shouldn't do this here.

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- What's wrong?
- Why couldn't we do it at the church?

6
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- Mike, get that out of my face, please.
- Mr Blackman is going to like this one.

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Yeah? I have some videos myself.
You know I keep everything, boy.

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- Are you trying to blackmail me?
- That's exactly what I'm trying to do.

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Tell my son Roland I want to see him.

10
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Oliver, time to set up
the chairs outside.

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It just wouldn't seem right
without any drama.

12
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I never thought Roland would
get married. Apparently, neither did he.

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The wedding kicks off in three hours
and nobody can find him.

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My name is Mike. Big Mike
in the Wood, but we'll get to that later.

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What's the Wood?

16
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It's not what you think it is.
No, it's Inglewood, California.

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It's where we grew up.
Me, Roland and Slim.

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There's Slim. He's been pissed off
ever since Roland went missing.

19
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- Every five minutes he says...
- Where the fuck is that nigger?

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- See?
- Who the fuck are you talking to?

21
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Excuse me.

22
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If Roland didn't want to get married,
he shouldn't have asked.

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Nobody forced him. He wants to be
Hugh Hefner and get married.

24
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- Hugh Hefner is married.
- He's divorced... Fuck him, too!

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The point is, we were supposed
to meet the photographer an hour ago!

26
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And don't ever front me
in front of people we don't know.

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Don't mind Slim. He and Ro are always
in disagreement about something.

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It's always been that way.

29
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Me? I get to play the peacemaker.
The mediator.

30
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Goddamn! It's hard to believe we
dressed like this and thought it cool.

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Oh, man.

32
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In 1986 me, my little brother
and my mom moved to Inglewood.

33
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An L.A. suburb.

34
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My mom got a new job at the hospital.
For the last time, I hoped.

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This was my third school in five years.

36
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It was just like the movies here.
Middle of January, yet 80 degrees.

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Palm trees, sunny skies
and, of course, beautiful women.

38
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You see her titties in "Purple Rain"?
You could eat off those.

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- You're crazy.
- Vanity looked fine in "Last Dragon".

40
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She didn't show no tit.
Let's ask him, man.

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- Who's finer, Vanity or Apolonia?
- Apolonia, man.

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- Vanity.
- What did I tell you?

43
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- He doesn't know anything.
- You're the new kid, right?

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So, are you cuz or blood?
Are you cuz or blood?

45
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- Cuz what?
- What set are you from, man?

46
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I don't know anything about any sets.
I'm from North Carolina.

47
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North Carolina? That's why
the nigger sounds like Willie Nelson.

48
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You better hang with us. You got
to learn how to make it in the Wood.

49
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- Otherwise you might get shot.
- Shot?

50
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You know, shot. Bang-bang.

51
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- The nigger don't know nothing.
- We've got to teach him the ropes.

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- I'm Roland. This skinny fool is Slim.
- I'm Mike.

53
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- You play ball?
- I play baseball.

54
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We ain't in Boston. That's that
white boy, Ricky Schroeder shit.

55
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- I mean basketball.
- No. But I watch it a lot.

56
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Rule number one in the Wood:
Either you gang-bang or you play ball.

57
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Or you could be a pimp, like me.
Because I've got to stay clean.

58
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Whose homeroom are you in?

59
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- Mrs Hughes.
- That's where we're going.

60
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What's up with the threads, man?

61
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And look out for Mrs Hughes.
Somebody should give her a Tic Tac.

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Oh, man!

63
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- Who is that?
- That's Alicia.

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- She's fine as hell, ain't she?
- You ain't never lying.

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- What, you like her?
- No, I just think she looks good.

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So does every nigger in the school.
Watch this, though.

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- Alicia...
- What are you doing?

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Alicia, you're looking nice today.

69
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You ain't got a play. Give it up.

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Alicia. It was early in the morning,
but my hormones were wide awake.

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Settle down. Before we begin,
I'd like to introduce Michael.

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Today is his first day. Stand up
and tell the class about yourself.

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Yeah, Michael.

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I kept thinking,
"Please go down. Please!"

75
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- Well, I'm Mike...
- Come up here, so we can see you.

76
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I've got to be cool.
Think of something. Baseball.

77
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First base, second... Hell,
I'd like to hit a home run with Alicia.

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Shit, bad move!

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Well, I'm Mike.

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I'm from North Carolina...
and I like sports.

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- And that's it.
- "I like sports and that's it."

82
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Levinio, is something amusing you?
Then turn to page 15, like the rest.

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- Levinio?
- What page is 15 on?

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Never mind. I'll find it.

85
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Roland.

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- Whose number is that anyway?
- We'll find out.

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- Hello.
- Who's this?

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- Nice to speak to you too, Slim.
- Tanya? This is real bad.

89
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Is Ro over there?

90
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Yeah, and he's pretty jacked up.
Would you be quiet!

91
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He's been drinking.

92
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- That nigger don't drink.
- This is an enormous snag.

93
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Roland and Tanya,
that was his first love. First...

94
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Keep that fool there. We're coming.

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Hurry up, or I'll put my foot
where it don't belong.

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- Hurry up.
- We're coming right now.

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- What's up?
- I hope he didn't do what I think.

98
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We've just got to go and get him.

99
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- That's sweet. When did you get that?
- A couple of weeks ago.

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Nothing big.
A little something.

101
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If you work hard, you might
afford one of these one day.

102
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- What's up?
- Come here, my childhood nigger!

103
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- What's wrong?
- Why the long faces?

104
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- What have you been drinking?
- Have you forgot about today?

105
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The flowers, the family, Lisa?

106
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Lisa...
I bet she's looking pretty.

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- Is she, Slim?
- He came like this an hour ago.

108
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Making love forever...

109
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- That was our song.
- What's wrong with you?

110
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- You didn't fuck, did you?
- No. What do I look like?

111
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- I'm just saying...
- Nothing happened. Leave it at that.

112
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- Let's go before she whops my ass.
- I ain't going to that place.

113
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What do you mean?
I paid $100 for this tux!

114
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- I'll go and get some coffee.
- And get some Listerine, too.

115
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Listen. Get the fuck out of here,
because I'm trying to get into that.

116
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Did you see her booty?
I'm going to make her booty giggle.

117
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- What is wrong with you?
- You wanted to squeeze it.

118
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You're getting married. Don't be a punk.

119
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- You're a punk.
- I will whop your mud-bone ass.

120
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You're fucking up big time, man.

121
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Damn, Mike.
I know I'm fucking up.

122
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I love Lisa, but I don't know, man.
I just don't know.

123
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What don't you know?

124
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You thought of all that pussy
you'd be giving up and you punked out.

125
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- That's what it is, Mike.
- Somebody always has to punk out.

126
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I'm sorry to break up your
all-boys meeting, but this is my house.

127
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You need to drink this.
No, hold it. God...

128
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- I'm sorry.
- This shit is cold.

129
00:15:18,253 --> 00:15:24,509
- We've got to go.
- My head is spinning.

130
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- I've got to chill here.
- Not here. Grab your shit and let's go.

131
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Let's go, baby.

132
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- Where are you going with my pot?
- I'll bring it back.

133
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I found myself in the damnedest
situations with Roland and Slim.

134
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My first school day was no different.

135
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Peep this thing.
Look at that booty.

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- I bet it's soft.
- I'd love to grab that ass.

137
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Before sex, there was grabbing booty.
For a 14-year-old, that was the best.

138
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It was like a game. You run up
and grab a girl's booty, and run.

139
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- I dare you to grab her booty.
- I'll do it.

140
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I know, but I'm asking Mike.
I know you want to do it.

141
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I will give you one dollar.
No, not you.

142
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- You touch her booty, you get a buck.
- But you've got to do it right now.

143
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Okay, it's a bet.

144
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Do it before lunch is over,
or the bet's off.

145
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Okay, man.

146
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I was ready and determined.
For a dollar, it was worth the risk.

147
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And the booty was looking good.

148
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Shit!

149
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Did you see him get hit in his face?

150
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- Damn, she clocked your ass.
- Give me my dollar.

151
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You do not know me. Don't ever
put your stinking hands on me again.

152
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And I will tell my brother.

153
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I so wanted to fit in, I never wondered
why they didn't want to grab her butt.

154
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- Her brother?
- Remember the Bloods and the Crips?

155
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- Yeah.
- Well, that nigger's a Blood.

156
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When he picks me up, he'll kick
your ass. Bet on that, punk.

157
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- Why didn't you tell me?
- I didn't think she'd get that mad.

158
00:18:40,872 --> 00:18:45,085
- I guess she just tripped.
- You're all in this with me.

159
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You're tripping. You better run
out of here when school is over.

160
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Any other day,
time drags during the last period.

161
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But time was on crack today.
Maybe she'd forget about it.

162
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So much for that.

163
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Mike.

164
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- That girl's got you bugging.
- You're sweating.

165
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- You look like you're fast. Just run.
- What about tomorrow?

166
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You live to run again, fool.
Let's go. We better go this way.

167
00:20:07,793 --> 00:20:13,382
- Am I glad to get out of there!
- Do you wanna shoot some hoops?

168
00:20:15,092 --> 00:20:17,469
What's wrong with you?

169
00:20:19,054 --> 00:20:22,265
Funny how any hint of a fight
always gets around the whole school.

170
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- My sister tells me you grabbed her!
- I didn't mean it!

171
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- You think my sister's a ho?
- No, I think she's pretty.

172
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- Leave him alone.
- Fuck you. You want some of me?

173
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- Yeah... I guess so.
- No, this is my fight.

174
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What, nigger?

175
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I could've sworn I saw the light.
A hand reaching out to me from above.

176
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- My mistake. It was his fist.
- I told you to scare him. Stop!

177
00:21:10,522 --> 00:21:15,527
- Come on, man.
- Stacey, I said stop it.

178
00:21:18,113 --> 00:21:22,034
- Let's go, Alicia.
- Are you all right?

179
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- I'm okay.
- Let's go!

180
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I'm sorry about...

181
00:21:36,298 --> 00:21:41,470
- Are you all right? Damn!
- Come on!

182
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I thought he was gonna kill you.

183
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You got a hit on Stacey, though.
Ain't nobody ever done that.

184
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- Thanks for having my back.
- We always got your back, man.

185
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- We got you into this.
- We can't have you killed the first day.

186
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Let's go. But was it worth it?
Was it worth getting beat down?

187
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Yeah.

188
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- In, baby, in.
- Let's go.

189
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- Where's the aspirin at?
- In the third aisle.

190
00:23:02,592 --> 00:23:06,722
- Where ...?
- In the third aisle. Please!

191
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I'm getting you some Tic Tacs.
You've got dragon breath.

192
00:23:17,024 --> 00:23:20,902
What are you smiling about?
It's not funny.

193
00:23:21,111 --> 00:23:27,409
We used to come up here and grab
a bunch of mints for the school dances.

194
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- Grits?
- I used to have all the girls on my tail.

195
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No.

196
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Hold it. Put another one...

197
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Your no-dancing ass...

198
00:23:51,224 --> 00:23:57,356
- Mike. No dancing.
- How did it go?

199
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- Do it again.
- You're just jealous.

200
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- Man, the dances!
- They was the bomb.

201
00:24:10,202 --> 00:24:12,913
Put this on that nigger's tab.

202
00:24:17,751 --> 00:24:22,547
If the aisles could talk,
the things they would say!

203
00:24:22,756 --> 00:24:28,887
- Nobody's cooking those grits for you!
- If the aisles could talk, boy.

204
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After a couple of months,
I was getting adjusted to Inglewood.

205
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- Hi, baby.
- I ain't your baby.

206
00:24:43,151 --> 00:24:47,447
- Are you going to the dance?
- Yeah, save a dance for me.

207
00:24:49,324 --> 00:24:51,827
What about you, Mike?

208
00:24:53,495 --> 00:24:57,916
- Yeah, I'm going.
- I can't wait. It's gonna be fresh.

209
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First dance of the year, too.

210
00:25:03,547 --> 00:25:08,051
Leave Tracy at home.
I can't stand that girl.

211
00:25:09,678 --> 00:25:12,764
- What's up?
- What's up, Ro?

212
00:25:12,973 --> 00:25:19,479
You just missed it. Alicia just came
and asked if I was going to the dance.

213
00:25:19,688 --> 00:25:23,150
- So?
- She likes me.

214
00:25:23,358 --> 00:25:30,532
- Why else did she come up to me?
- To see if you were going to the dance.

215
00:25:31,825 --> 00:25:34,327
- She asked me this morning.
- So?

216
00:25:34,536 --> 00:25:40,375
She asked me early in the morning, so
it's probably been on her mind all night.

217
00:25:43,170 --> 00:25:48,550
The dance is gonna be slamming.
You'll get to show what you've got.

218
00:25:48,759 --> 00:25:54,514
- You can dance, right?
- Yeah, I'm like "Dance Fever".

219
00:25:56,308 --> 00:26:00,479
- We're gonna see on Friday.
- You can stay at my crib that night.

220
00:26:00,687 --> 00:26:05,400
- That's cool. I'll ask my mom.
- Yeah, me too.

221
00:26:07,444 --> 00:26:12,908
I had never danced a day in my life.
Not with a girl.

222
00:26:13,116 --> 00:26:17,287
With Alicia being there,
I couldn't look like a fool.

223
00:26:17,496 --> 00:26:20,957
So I figured I'd learn how to dance.

224
00:26:21,166 --> 00:26:25,212
Check this out. 1580 AM, KDAY.

225
00:26:37,057 --> 00:26:41,103
Oh, girl. You think I look good?
I think I look good.

226
00:26:42,187 --> 00:26:44,648
Let me show you something.

227
00:26:48,110 --> 00:26:50,320
Do you like that, girl?

228
00:26:53,782 --> 00:26:57,244
That's cool. Watch this!

229
00:26:59,913 --> 00:27:01,957
Girl, that wasn't it.

230
00:27:04,501 --> 00:27:09,214
That wasn't nothing, girl.
Let me show you something cool.

231
00:27:11,591 --> 00:27:14,219
You like that? You like me?

232
00:27:14,803 --> 00:27:19,725
You sexy girl. Come here,
let me show you something.

233
00:27:19,933 --> 00:27:22,811
You smell good, girl.

234
00:27:26,064 --> 00:27:28,650
What is going on? Michael!

235
00:27:32,696 --> 00:27:34,531
Mom.

236
00:27:37,659 --> 00:27:41,788
I was just dancing.
There's a dance on Friday.

237
00:27:41,997 --> 00:27:47,002
- So you did the freak with a rabbit?
- I've never danced before.

238
00:27:47,210 --> 00:27:52,424
What about Deborah's wedding?
You were so cute.

239
00:27:52,632 --> 00:27:59,556
- I was four. It's different now.
- Look at my little boy growing up.

240
00:28:00,766 --> 00:28:05,103
That's the latest step.
It's called "the hip".

241
00:28:12,194 --> 00:28:16,615
- So how's the job going?
- It's going well. The people seem nice.

242
00:28:16,823 --> 00:28:18,533
Good.

243
00:28:21,661 --> 00:28:25,749
- So who is she?
- What?

244
00:28:25,957 --> 00:28:30,212
Only a woman can make a man
do the crazy stuff you were just doing.

245
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:38,220
- Come on. It ain't nobody.
- Whatever, boy.

246
00:28:38,428 --> 00:28:43,517
I'm glad to see you like it here.
We're gonna stay here for a while.

247
00:28:44,893 --> 00:28:48,689
Anyway, I think you need
a little more practice.

248
00:28:50,148 --> 00:28:53,235
- Just keep it down.
- Okay, Ma.

249
00:28:56,029 --> 00:28:57,572
This is it!

250
00:28:59,574 --> 00:29:06,081
- Where'd you get that sweet hat?
- Carolina Blue in North Carolina.

251
00:29:06,289 --> 00:29:12,129
Why are you wearing it like
a poindexter? Let me help you out.

252
00:29:13,714 --> 00:29:19,845
- That's how the ballers wear it.
- Everybody got their pen and paper?

253
00:29:20,053 --> 00:29:23,432
- A pen?
- To get girls' numbers.

254
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:27,436
Whoever gets the most numbers
gets a dollar.

255
00:29:28,603 --> 00:29:35,318
- I don't have a pen.
- Here, I always carry a spare.

256
00:29:35,527 --> 00:29:41,241
- But I'm gonna get the most anyway.
- You're crazy.

257
00:29:41,992 --> 00:29:46,538
It was all new to me. I'd never danced
with a girl, let alone got her number.

258
00:29:46,747 --> 00:29:50,292
Hold on. We didn't do the breath test.

259
00:29:52,502 --> 00:29:56,631
- Shit!
- I'm cool.

260
00:29:56,840 --> 00:30:01,011
But for how long? Have you got
some gum, candy, Binaca?

261
00:30:01,219 --> 00:30:04,639
I need something.
My breath is kicking like Bruce Lee.

262
00:30:08,435 --> 00:30:14,483
- Let's go to the mini-market.
- Hell, no. That's like Blood central.

263
00:30:14,691 --> 00:30:19,780
I am not walking in there
with my breath smelling all tart.

264
00:30:21,198 --> 00:30:23,325
Let's just go.

265
00:30:26,411 --> 00:30:29,206
All right, man.

266
00:30:31,541 --> 00:30:36,963
- Take that hat off. It's got blue in it.
- It's light blue.

267
00:30:37,172 --> 00:30:41,843
- Take it off.
- What up, blood?

268
00:30:47,808 --> 00:30:52,938
- My fault.
- Damn, that was too close.

269
00:30:53,146 --> 00:30:56,066
I keep forgetting you're the rookie.

270
00:30:56,274 --> 00:30:59,361
- Here are the refreshments.
- Tic Tacs.

271
00:30:59,569 --> 00:31:06,785
- Good idea, but bad flavor.
- What's wrong with orange?

272
00:31:06,993 --> 00:31:13,041
- School him.
- Tic Tacs are small, but powerful.

273
00:31:13,250 --> 00:31:20,090
Always go small. You might be talking
to some girl, and the candy falls out.

274
00:31:20,298 --> 00:31:26,346
- You'd look stupid.
- But Tic Tacs are hard to notice.

275
00:31:26,555 --> 00:31:32,811
Especially in the dance, right?
And fruit flavors are always bad.

276
00:31:33,020 --> 00:31:38,150
Like Harvard professors. They had
breath mints down to a science.

277
00:31:38,358 --> 00:31:44,531
- That's important for slow dancing.
- What about gum?

278
00:31:44,740 --> 00:31:47,034
I got this.

279
00:31:47,242 --> 00:31:54,207
Always remember, when dealing
with females... Suck, never chew.

280
00:31:58,128 --> 00:32:02,549
- I'll get the green.
- I'll get the white.

281
00:32:03,300 --> 00:32:05,969
Let me get a soda.

282
00:32:06,178 --> 00:32:11,183
- The party started an hour ago.
- We got time.

283
00:32:12,351 --> 00:32:16,813
Give me the money.
Shut the fuck up and move!

284
00:32:18,482 --> 00:32:21,360
- What the hell are you doing?
- Get down.

285
00:32:23,945 --> 00:32:27,282
- What's going on?
- Check it out.

286
00:32:27,491 --> 00:32:33,413
- Not this time. You check it out.
- Let's all check it out.

287
00:32:36,416 --> 00:32:40,837
- Shit, they're robbing the place.
- No shit! As if I didn't know.

288
00:32:41,046 --> 00:32:47,886
- We got to get out of here.
- Let's stay and let them rob the place.

289
00:32:48,095 --> 00:32:52,724
- Then maybe they'll leave.
- Do you know where we're at?

290
00:32:52,933 --> 00:32:57,646
Where's the other one?
I think he's coming.

291
00:32:57,854 --> 00:33:00,607
I've got something for his ass.

292
00:33:01,858 --> 00:33:05,529
Hold on, man. Oh, shit!

293
00:33:07,447 --> 00:33:12,536
- Look. There's someone in here.
- Bring them here.

294
00:33:12,744 --> 00:33:15,539
- I just wanted some Tic Tacs.
- Get in the front.

295
00:33:18,250 --> 00:33:20,293
Hurry up!

296
00:33:23,547 --> 00:33:27,592
They ain't nothing.
They go to school with my sister.

297
00:33:29,177 --> 00:33:33,306
- Stacey?
- Don't say my name.

298
00:33:33,515 --> 00:33:37,769
He's got a heart, though.
When I beat him, he took it like a G.

299
00:33:38,603 --> 00:33:43,859
Are you going to the dance?
I remember them dances.

300
00:33:44,067 --> 00:33:47,446
Don't fuck with me.
Get on the ground!

301
00:33:48,822 --> 00:33:53,702
- Do you little niggers want something?
- I was kind of thirsty.

302
00:33:53,910 --> 00:33:57,205
- Go and get it.
- No, we're cool.

303
00:33:58,498 --> 00:34:04,963
At least let me give you a ride
to the dance. It's the least I can do.

304
00:34:05,839 --> 00:34:09,551
You're wasting time. Come on.

305
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:11,928
I'm taking you to the dance.

306
00:34:24,024 --> 00:34:28,236
- Did you get some more Zig-Zags?
- I forgot.

307
00:34:28,445 --> 00:34:35,243
- That's the reason we went there.
- I went to get some rubbers.

308
00:34:36,370 --> 00:34:39,915
- Do you want a hit?
- No, we're cool.

309
00:34:42,250 --> 00:34:46,088
- Are you Muslims or something?
- No, we just don't do that.

310
00:34:49,883 --> 00:34:55,263
I'm just trying to be generous. I don't
understand youngsters nowadays.

311
00:34:55,472 --> 00:34:58,225
Pass that shit this way.

312
00:34:58,433 --> 00:35:02,854
Fuck you. You ain't getting no Zig-Zags,
you ain't getting no drig-drag.

313
00:35:07,109 --> 00:35:11,154
That shit rhymed, nigger.
I should be a rapper.

314
00:35:12,030 --> 00:35:15,158
I'm harder than DMC.

315
00:35:16,243 --> 00:35:20,455
I'm serious. I'd make
a whole album about smoking weed.

316
00:35:20,664 --> 00:35:24,001
Nobody wants to buy that.

317
00:35:24,793 --> 00:35:29,798
We'll get some beats like these
and sell millions.

318
00:35:30,007 --> 00:35:32,718
Name me one race
that don't smoke bud.

319
00:35:35,470 --> 00:35:40,559
I'd sell millions.
I'd call it "The Weed Album".

320
00:35:42,978 --> 00:35:47,357
Getting contact back here?
Shit, the police!

321
00:35:47,566 --> 00:35:52,571
- Put the gun under the seat.
- Open the windows.

322
00:35:52,779 --> 00:35:56,199
- Open the windows.
- Don't panic.

323
00:35:58,493 --> 00:36:02,622
I'm just taking you to the dance.

324
00:36:19,890 --> 00:36:25,395
- Is there a problem?
- Your tail light is out. License, please.

325
00:36:26,355 --> 00:36:31,151
- Slowly.
- Here you go, sir.

326
00:36:38,700 --> 00:36:42,704
- Whose car is this?
- Mine. But it's in my mother's name.

327
00:36:42,913 --> 00:36:47,459
- Your last names don't match.
- She just remarried.

328
00:36:56,718 --> 00:36:59,513
Stop crying!

329
00:36:59,721 --> 00:37:05,102
It's amazing how tables can turn.
At the store, Boo was so tough, -

330
00:37:05,310 --> 00:37:08,438
- but now they were kids like us.

331
00:37:11,358 --> 00:37:14,569
Everybody out. Now!

332
00:37:17,072 --> 00:37:20,534
Put your hands behind your heads.

333
00:37:20,742 --> 00:37:26,581
Against the wall.
Get your hands behind your heads.

334
00:37:28,417 --> 00:37:33,588
Get those legs apart.
I don't want to hear a sound.

335
00:37:36,174 --> 00:37:40,470
Don't move. If you've got any
weapons or contraband, tell me now.

336
00:37:40,679 --> 00:37:43,432
Spread them.

337
00:37:44,975 --> 00:37:46,518
Get them apart.

338
00:37:47,561 --> 00:37:52,607
We're going to jail.
I'm going to be on "Scared Straight".

339
00:37:54,693 --> 00:37:57,154
Open those legs.

340
00:38:11,460 --> 00:38:16,340
- They're clean.
- All this for a tail light?

341
00:38:16,548 --> 00:38:21,887
- Speak only when you're spoken to.
- You heard the officer!

342
00:38:22,095 --> 00:38:24,264
- Shut it up.
- Stacey, shut up.

343
00:38:44,534 --> 00:38:46,119
What's going on?

344
00:38:47,871 --> 00:38:52,334
It's just my allergies, sir. I'm sorry.

345
00:38:58,090 --> 00:39:00,634
Unit C6. We'll take care of it.

346
00:39:00,842 --> 00:39:04,638
God, if you get us out of this,
I'll never grab a booty again.

347
00:39:04,846 --> 00:39:07,557
Davis, let's move.

348
00:39:09,267 --> 00:39:11,269
Turn around.

349
00:39:13,063 --> 00:39:17,734
You can go now.
And you, greasy one...

350
00:39:19,486 --> 00:39:21,530
Get that tail light fixed.

351
00:39:24,032 --> 00:39:30,163
Prayer really works. The robbery
they just committed got us off.

352
00:39:30,372 --> 00:39:33,375
Life's funny sometimes.
As long as it doesn't laugh at you.

353
00:39:33,583 --> 00:39:39,840
Get in the back, cry-baby.
These kids have more heart than you!

354
00:39:40,048 --> 00:39:45,637
- I'm riding in the front.
- Get in the back or walk home!

355
00:39:48,432 --> 00:39:52,185
In the front, homeboy.
You, get up in the front.

356
00:39:56,064 --> 00:39:59,317
What were you thinking, alcoholic?

357
00:39:59,526 --> 00:40:03,280
Popping Tic Tacs
when we got pulled over.

358
00:40:03,488 --> 00:40:09,202
I was thinking that this could be
my last meal as a free man.

359
00:40:09,411 --> 00:40:11,580
You smell.

360
00:40:13,582 --> 00:40:20,422
He was thinking it might be a female
cop and he could sweet talk us out of it.

361
00:40:23,925 --> 00:40:29,806
- Get some more Tic Tacs, just in case.
- Don't doubt the mack skills.

362
00:40:30,015 --> 00:40:33,060
It's got me out of a lot of shit.

363
00:40:35,687 --> 00:40:38,440
Keep the change, homey.

364
00:40:42,903 --> 00:40:46,073
Get out and go have some fun.

365
00:40:48,700 --> 00:40:52,079
Little man, let me talk to you.

366
00:40:58,669 --> 00:41:05,717
I apologies for beating your ass.
But I was protecting my sister.

367
00:41:07,552 --> 00:41:11,306
She's cute. There's always
some nigger trying to fuck with her.

368
00:41:15,268 --> 00:41:18,480
Yeah, I know. It's cool.

369
00:41:21,692 --> 00:41:24,361
You like her, don't you?

370
00:41:26,822 --> 00:41:30,492
It's cool.
I ain't gonna do nothing to you.

371
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:38,375
- I guess.
- You guess?

372
00:41:42,504 --> 00:41:44,840
Well, yeah, I do.

373
00:41:46,425 --> 00:41:50,554
- What's your name?
- Mike.

374
00:41:50,762 --> 00:41:54,808
Big Mike. You got good taste.

375
00:41:55,017 --> 00:41:59,062
She's cool. She's smart, too.

376
00:41:59,271 --> 00:42:05,444
She loves that Luther Vandross song
"If This World Were Mine".

377
00:42:05,652 --> 00:42:11,324
If they happen to play that,
I want you to get your dance.

378
00:42:11,533 --> 00:42:14,619
I'm serious, man.

379
00:42:17,998 --> 00:42:23,295
Go and have some fun... Big Mike.

380
00:42:35,182 --> 00:42:39,061
Stay your cry-baby ass in the back!

381
00:42:42,230 --> 00:42:46,485
- Are you all right?
- What did he say?

382
00:42:47,819 --> 00:42:54,451
- He just wanted to know my name.
- I thought he was gonna get you.

383
00:42:54,659 --> 00:42:59,456
No, man. Let's just get up
in this party, finally.

384
00:43:27,234 --> 00:43:33,699
The party of all parties. I'd never seen
anything like this in North Carolina.

385
00:43:33,907 --> 00:43:39,162
Hormones jumping, music pumping,
booties shaking... paradise!

386
00:43:42,708 --> 00:43:46,586
I'm gonna be freaking
all the fine skeezers up in here tonight.

387
00:43:47,713 --> 00:43:51,258
Check it out, Ro. Go, Ro!

388
00:43:53,677 --> 00:43:55,887
That's my boy!

389
00:43:57,639 --> 00:44:01,643
Lay back and let's see who's here.

390
00:44:01,852 --> 00:44:06,732
Look at that freak right there.
That booty is nice!

391
00:44:08,442 --> 00:44:11,486
I'm dancing with her.
You get her friend.

392
00:44:13,488 --> 00:44:17,284
The power of horniness is amazing.

393
00:44:17,492 --> 00:44:21,496
We were just in a robbery, but
it was like nothing had happened.

394
00:44:21,705 --> 00:44:25,584
Ladies, you want to dance with us?

395
00:44:28,503 --> 00:44:31,923
I was so horny I forgot I couldn't dance.

396
00:44:32,132 --> 00:44:34,634
What are you doing?

397
00:44:34,843 --> 00:44:39,765
I was looking like a fool.
I'll just get into my own thing.

398
00:44:39,973 --> 00:44:41,767
Hey, watch this.

399
00:44:44,311 --> 00:44:46,271
Or do you like this?

400
00:44:58,492 --> 00:45:02,788
Mike, get it! "Dance Fever", huh?

401
00:45:04,581 --> 00:45:07,626
I'm getting tired. I'm gonna stop.

402
00:45:41,827 --> 00:45:44,287
This party is fly, man!

403
00:45:45,831 --> 00:45:50,043
One from each corner of the room.
Ro ain't messing with me.

404
00:45:50,252 --> 00:45:53,088
Ro, how many?

405
00:45:54,381 --> 00:45:58,427
Six? Damn, I've only got four.

406
00:46:00,220 --> 00:46:05,434
I'd have more if we hadn't come late.
How many you got, Mike?

407
00:46:05,642 --> 00:46:09,479
- None.
- What?

408
00:46:09,688 --> 00:46:14,067
You got to get up off that bench
if you want some numbers.

409
00:46:14,276 --> 00:46:19,489
- He's waiting for Alicia.
- Forget it. Everybody wants her.

410
00:46:19,698 --> 00:46:22,451
Including me.

411
00:46:22,659 --> 00:46:29,207
- I'll tell her you want to talk to her.
- No, don't.

412
00:46:29,416 --> 00:46:35,630
- No, for real. Come on.
- I'm just trying to help you.

413
00:46:35,839 --> 00:46:42,429
- Why not hook me up?
- Why don't both of you talk to her?

414
00:46:42,637 --> 00:46:49,478
See all these honeys?
That one is about to be number seven.

415
00:46:49,686 --> 00:46:52,522
- Where?
- Right there.

416
00:46:55,567 --> 00:46:59,446
You're all gonna owe me some money
after tonight. I'll get it from you later.

417
00:46:59,654 --> 00:47:05,827
I won't pay for that big-headed girl.
I got to get some more numbers.

418
00:47:17,214 --> 00:47:24,596
We're gonna slow it down now.
Grab a fine lady and get close.

419
00:47:29,935 --> 00:47:32,771
That's the song!

420
00:47:43,782 --> 00:47:50,205
I've got to find her. If I could
get just this one dance...

421
00:48:05,178 --> 00:48:09,725
I expected her to be dancing
with someone else.

422
00:48:11,768 --> 00:48:16,440
Then I'd have an excuse
for not asking.

423
00:48:27,659 --> 00:48:32,914
Maybe I should think about this.
I did grab her butt that day.

424
00:48:33,123 --> 00:48:37,461
But that was two months ago,
and she's been cool ever since.

425
00:49:04,321 --> 00:49:07,783
- Hey, Alicia.
- What's up, Mike?

426
00:49:07,991 --> 00:49:14,081
I just wanted to say hi.
You haven't been alone all night.

427
00:49:16,666 --> 00:49:22,464
I never really did get
to apologies for the bet.

428
00:49:22,673 --> 00:49:29,054
Oh, that's what you get for hanging
around Roland and his nasty behind.

429
00:49:30,222 --> 00:49:33,475
I was nervous as a hooker in church.

430
00:49:33,684 --> 00:49:39,272
- I really like this song.
- It's a beautiful song.

431
00:49:40,941 --> 00:49:43,151
Do you want to dance?

432
00:49:44,861 --> 00:49:46,697
Yeah, sure.

433
00:50:00,669 --> 00:50:05,257
My heart was beating 100 times
a minute. She smelled so good.

434
00:50:05,465 --> 00:50:08,885
All I could think of was,
"Don't get hard"!

435
00:50:11,638 --> 00:50:13,557
Look.

436
00:50:22,858 --> 00:50:25,027
I love this part.

437
00:50:48,759 --> 00:50:52,304
- Why don't you go dance with her?
- You, too!

438
00:50:53,388 --> 00:50:54,973
Can't I call you?

439
00:50:58,769 --> 00:51:03,190
Shit, I can't hold it any longer.
Captain, she's going to blow.

440
00:51:04,441 --> 00:51:09,029
- I was in full salute.
- You okay, Mike?

441
00:51:09,237 --> 00:51:13,367
Yeah, this is how we do it
in North Carolina.

442
00:51:22,709 --> 00:51:26,588
This is how we do it in L.A.

443
00:51:27,714 --> 00:51:32,052
The party's over. Time to go home.

444
00:51:36,139 --> 00:51:38,350
Walk me outside?

445
00:51:40,394 --> 00:51:42,688
Yeah, sure.

446
00:51:48,276 --> 00:51:53,615
- I had so much fun.
- Me, too.

447
00:51:56,660 --> 00:52:02,374
- I guess I'll talk to you at school.
- Why not this weekend?

448
00:52:04,543 --> 00:52:11,508
- You're asking me for my number?
- Yeah, I guess so.

449
00:52:11,717 --> 00:52:15,721
- You guess so?
- Okay, I am.

450
00:52:21,476 --> 00:52:23,437
Here.

451
00:52:46,752 --> 00:52:50,213
How the hell did you do that?

452
00:52:51,965 --> 00:52:58,430
- I told you not to worry about me.
- Whatever. I got seven numbers.

453
00:52:58,638 --> 00:53:04,269
The last one wasn't cute,
but she had a body. I won.

454
00:53:04,478 --> 00:53:11,443
- I got seven, too. It's a tie.
- How many did you get?

455
00:53:12,903 --> 00:53:15,322
Just one.

456
00:53:16,782 --> 00:53:21,870
- Alicia? Damn!
- I knew you danced with her, but damn!

457
00:53:22,079 --> 00:53:28,126
That number is worth ten of
those skeezers. You won, Big Mike.

458
00:53:29,336 --> 00:53:31,963
You're taking all my money.

459
00:53:34,508 --> 00:53:38,095
I still don't know
how you swung that.

460
00:53:38,303 --> 00:53:43,558
- That's why I'm Big Mike.
- Don't act stupid.

461
00:53:46,728 --> 00:53:52,693
- I'm forgetting about the wedding.
- What do you want us to tell them?

462
00:53:52,901 --> 00:53:56,905
- I don't know.
- Should I tell them it's off?

463
00:53:57,114 --> 00:54:02,494
- No!
- What then? They're all waiting.

464
00:54:02,703 --> 00:54:06,748
- I need some time to think.
- You had time before you proposed.

465
00:54:06,957 --> 00:54:13,463
- I did think.
- Grow up and act responsible.

466
00:54:13,672 --> 00:54:18,593
- I don't want to wonder "what if".
- You won't, because we know it.

467
00:54:21,096 --> 00:54:24,933
You need to face that, man.

468
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:34,609
- Pull the car over.
- No! I'm getting your ass there.

469
00:54:34,818 --> 00:54:38,864
- We'll stick by you no matter what.
- Tell him to stop the car.

470
00:54:39,072 --> 00:54:42,784
Stop running...
Are you all right?

471
00:54:42,993 --> 00:54:46,038
- Mike, don't even start.
- He don't look too good.

472
00:54:49,875 --> 00:54:51,251
Get the window.

473
00:55:00,010 --> 00:55:02,179
This is my new shit!

474
00:55:05,932 --> 00:55:08,018
Look at this shit!

475
00:55:08,226 --> 00:55:12,439
These are Ferragamos!
They cost $300!

476
00:55:12,647 --> 00:55:19,196
- How much did you pay for them?
- They're worth 300! Stupid ass!

477
00:55:19,404 --> 00:55:26,036
- Chill, man. It's over.
- Get back in. You're marrying Lisa.

478
00:55:26,244 --> 00:55:30,916
- Are you gonna force him?
- I never said I don't want to marry her.

479
00:55:31,124 --> 00:55:37,589
See? He's crazy.
You're crazy, a drunk and a punk!

480
00:55:39,341 --> 00:55:44,346
- Why do I have to be a punk?
- Ro, step the fuck back.

481
00:55:44,554 --> 00:55:49,559
I will beat your little ass up.
You fucking midget.

482
00:55:50,769 --> 00:55:54,147
Have you lost your mind?

483
00:55:54,356 --> 00:55:58,360
I will body-slam your ass.
Are you calm?

484
00:55:58,568 --> 00:56:03,156
Are you calm?
Ro... stop playing.

485
00:56:04,324 --> 00:56:06,576
Both of you are acting like punks.

486
00:56:06,785 --> 00:56:12,374
The wedding is or isn't going to happen
today. Only you know the answer.

487
00:56:12,582 --> 00:56:16,169
Don't let cold feet fuck this up, Ro.

488
00:56:17,796 --> 00:56:21,758
- Are you gonna do this or not?
- I guess so.

489
00:56:21,967 --> 00:56:25,137
We ain't asking you to get doughnuts!

490
00:56:25,345 --> 00:56:29,141
That's good enough for now.
If he says "no" in the church...

491
00:56:29,349 --> 00:56:32,561
- We got to get cleaned up.
- Where?

492
00:56:38,108 --> 00:56:41,903
Hell, no. No, no, no.

493
00:56:42,112 --> 00:56:48,493
Just go. Get this shit away from...
What the fuck is that smell?

494
00:56:48,702 --> 00:56:52,914
Ro got carsick. We need to clean up.

495
00:56:53,123 --> 00:56:57,085
Gas stations have fresh paper towels.

496
00:56:57,294 --> 00:57:00,005
This ain't no damn commercial.

497
00:57:01,631 --> 00:57:05,594
Ro gets married in two hours.
We really need your help.

498
00:57:08,263 --> 00:57:09,598
Please.

499
00:57:12,100 --> 00:57:16,980
I'm doing this for her.
Not for you and especially not for him.

500
00:57:17,189 --> 00:57:24,988
- She must be going through hell.
- If he gets cleaned up, she won't know.

501
00:57:25,197 --> 00:57:30,452
- Can you clean the tuxedos?
- Do I look like a maid?

502
00:57:30,660 --> 00:57:36,375
Take them to the cleaners!
I've got some of my man's clothes.

503
00:57:38,085 --> 00:57:41,338
- I'm first in the shower.
- Shower?

504
00:57:41,546 --> 00:57:44,925
There's a hose in the backyard.

505
00:57:45,133 --> 00:57:47,761
- We ain't washing no dogs.
- Says who?

506
00:57:49,513 --> 00:57:53,350
- What choice have we got?
- Through the back way!

507
00:57:55,936 --> 00:58:01,066
- You stink. Go through the back.
- Like Benson?

508
00:58:02,234 --> 00:58:04,820
- That's bad.
- So are you.

509
00:58:09,616 --> 00:58:10,951
Thank you.

510
00:58:15,997 --> 00:58:21,336
- Damn, this shit is cold.
- Maybe it'll snap Ro back to normal.

511
00:58:23,463 --> 00:58:25,590
Stop playing!

512
00:58:32,222 --> 00:58:35,225
Damn you all. Stop playing.

513
00:58:38,979 --> 00:58:41,523
I see not a lot has changed
since high school.

514
00:58:41,732 --> 00:58:46,236
This is shrinkage, right?
Back me up, you all.

515
00:58:53,702 --> 00:59:00,625
- The joke's over. Pass the clothes.
- What clothes? Oh, my God.

516
00:59:01,835 --> 00:59:04,671
We look like three nerds.

517
00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:11,553
Why is this so painful?
I'm talking about marriage.

518
00:59:11,762 --> 00:59:16,433
It's like you're going to the electric
chair. It's supposed to be special.

519
00:59:16,641 --> 00:59:20,145
- It ain't that simple.
- Do you love her?

520
00:59:21,271 --> 00:59:23,523
- Yeah.
- Then it's simple.

521
00:59:23,732 --> 00:59:28,153
Getting drunk and dirty, fighting,
just so you can act like a schoolboy.

522
00:59:28,362 --> 00:59:33,283
- Thank you, Oprah!
- Can't take the heat?

523
00:59:33,492 --> 00:59:37,245
I can take the heat fine.
That fool's getting married.

524
00:59:40,082 --> 00:59:42,376
But you do look good in them jeans.

525
00:59:51,218 --> 00:59:54,262
Thanks for putting up with me, Tanya.

526
00:59:55,514 --> 01:00:00,435
- That's for the bride.
- I deserve that.

527
01:00:09,569 --> 01:00:12,322
- Ladies.
- Hi there.

528
01:00:13,448 --> 01:00:18,120
- We need this done in an hour.
- What would you like cleaned?

529
01:00:27,963 --> 01:00:34,011
Find a church. It'll take a miracle
to have this cleaned in an hour.

530
01:00:35,887 --> 01:00:38,807
Please, we're going to a wedding.

531
01:00:39,016 --> 01:00:42,060
We need you to work a miracle.

532
01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:48,608
I'll see what I can do.
But I won't promise you anything.

533
01:00:48,817 --> 01:00:52,988
- Here. One hour.
- Thank you.

534
01:00:56,616 --> 01:01:03,248
- Think we'll get there on time?
- We've got two hours.

535
01:01:05,125 --> 01:01:10,005
You want this last piece?
You're not getting it. I'll take it.

536
01:01:10,213 --> 01:01:14,885
- Why did you ask me, then?
- I didn't ask you.

537
01:01:15,093 --> 01:01:19,222
I asked Mike for the same reason
you proposed to Lisa. It sounds nice.

538
01:01:20,849 --> 01:01:25,645
- That's cold.
- I thought you'd understand my doubts.

539
01:01:25,854 --> 01:01:30,609
After the way you treated me
when I proposed.

540
01:01:30,817 --> 01:01:38,450
When I said I'd propose, you said:
"Why are you busting up the group?"

541
01:01:38,658 --> 01:01:44,623
You just shouldn't follow her. She
should move where you are. Be a man!

542
01:01:44,831 --> 01:01:51,129
That's bull. She has a good job,
so I'm gonna follow her.

543
01:01:51,338 --> 01:01:54,341
Nigger, you need some panties.

544
01:01:55,425 --> 01:01:59,054
Mike, tell this ignorant Negro, please.

545
01:02:00,013 --> 01:02:06,228
I'll put it this way. I see what
you're saying, but Slim got a point.

546
01:02:06,436 --> 01:02:09,106
What about Alicia?

547
01:02:09,314 --> 01:02:14,903
What about her? That was high school.
She went to Columbia, I got into S.C.

548
01:02:15,112 --> 01:02:22,744
- You also got into New York University.
- Damn, he's right.

549
01:02:22,953 --> 01:02:28,792
So now what?
Stay, let's talk about this.

550
01:02:29,001 --> 01:02:32,629
Let's talk about Alicia. Lying bitch.

551
01:02:35,257 --> 01:02:41,013
We've been in the Wood for years.
You're talking about leaving?

552
01:02:41,221 --> 01:02:46,184
- I'm getting married.
- What time? So I can be there.

553
01:02:46,393 --> 01:02:51,440
Nobody said a thing
when you went to Italy.

554
01:02:52,107 --> 01:02:55,652
- That was to play ball. I love ball.
- I love Lisa.

555
01:02:55,861 --> 01:02:58,864
Then why aren't we at the wedding?

556
01:03:00,532 --> 01:03:03,744
"Because I'm a punk."
That's the answer, Ro.

557
01:03:06,538 --> 01:03:13,420
I can solve all your problems. We're
gonna do this the old-school style.

558
01:03:13,628 --> 01:03:18,967
- I've got Jennifer Lopez.
- No, I've got J.L. here.

559
01:03:19,176 --> 01:03:24,514
- You've got Janet Jackson.
- I always had Janet Jackson.

560
01:03:24,723 --> 01:03:29,644
- You've got Lisa Davis.
- Your player card's revoked.

561
01:03:30,854 --> 01:03:34,858
- Let's do this.
- One nice one.

562
01:03:36,234 --> 01:03:41,573
- That's me. I'm the closest.
- You always do that!

563
01:03:45,035 --> 01:03:48,705
- Remember the bet?
- Do you, Mike?

564
01:03:48,914 --> 01:03:51,166
I do. Do you?

565
01:04:01,385 --> 01:04:05,597
St. Bernard's High School.
Lots of memories here.

566
01:04:05,806 --> 01:04:12,396
High school was a different world,
but with the same objective: Girls.

567
01:04:12,604 --> 01:04:17,526
High school was nice. Still beautiful
girls, but instead of just booty -

568
01:04:17,734 --> 01:04:22,781
- they had legs, hips, breasts...
And I'm a breast man.

569
01:04:25,992 --> 01:04:27,911
How you doing?

570
01:04:30,956 --> 01:04:35,168
- What's up?
- Checking out some fine-assed girls.

571
01:04:37,045 --> 01:04:40,340
First day of school is always the best.

572
01:04:41,675 --> 01:04:43,802
Go grab a piece of booty.

573
01:04:44,011 --> 01:04:50,308
It's full of possibilities. For us, that
meant sex, the wild thing, the nasty.

574
01:04:50,517 --> 01:04:55,313
- See you later.
- Leave the waddy-haired girls alone.

575
01:04:55,522 --> 01:05:01,486
- You're jealous.
- Stop calling girls that, man.

576
01:05:01,695 --> 01:05:04,489
Look at that.

577
01:05:08,326 --> 01:05:12,581
- Yeah, so?
- You gonna let Eric mack your girl?

578
01:05:17,461 --> 01:05:20,088
- Funny.
- What's up?

579
01:05:20,297 --> 01:05:23,425
After that dance,
me and Alicia talked.

580
01:05:23,633 --> 01:05:29,598
We were a couple for the standard
three weeks. But we stayed friends.

581
01:05:29,806 --> 01:05:34,353
- We're juniors now. Buckle down.
- Yeah. Ain't it a trip, though?

582
01:05:34,561 --> 01:05:41,026
- Meet me at the library at five.
- Why? It's the first day of school.

583
01:05:41,234 --> 01:05:49,234
- Ms Quiano is giving us a test.
- For real? I'll meet you there.

584
01:05:51,036 --> 01:05:54,748
- I'll see you later.
- Yeah, me too.

585
01:05:56,166 --> 01:06:02,255
That girl is still fine.
You should've stayed with that.

586
01:06:02,464 --> 01:06:07,552
Come on. I'm onto bigger
and better things now.

587
01:06:07,761 --> 01:06:12,182
- Like what?
- Like your mama, nigger!

588
01:06:21,066 --> 01:06:27,823
- It's on me.
- You're crazy. It's on me, man.

589
01:06:28,031 --> 01:06:33,161
- Mike, spin it again.
- No, this isn't for real.

590
01:06:33,370 --> 01:06:38,583
Yeah, I'm tired of not getting
any coochie. We're juniors, man.

591
01:06:38,792 --> 01:06:45,757
I need something real. Females get
way too much power with this shit.

592
01:06:45,966 --> 01:06:51,179
It's like they ain't giving it up.
I've been after Monica for two months.

593
01:06:51,388 --> 01:06:55,434
- Damn.
- It's time to move on, man.

594
01:06:57,394 --> 01:07:03,108
I'm not warming her up to let the
next nigger hit the jackpot. I'm close.

595
01:07:04,526 --> 01:07:09,865
This has to be our year.
We're the head niggers now. Juniors.

596
01:07:10,073 --> 01:07:15,120
You're on varsity
and I'm looking better every day.

597
01:07:16,288 --> 01:07:20,500
Nigger, as pretty as you are,
you still ain't getting no pussy.

598
01:07:23,587 --> 01:07:28,800
- I bet I'll be the first to get some.
- I'm gonna get Monica soon.

599
01:07:29,009 --> 01:07:35,724
- Put your money where your dick is.
- Yes, in your nostrils!

600
01:07:36,516 --> 01:07:42,147
You're always clowning.
It's because you know I'll win the bet.

601
01:07:43,732 --> 01:07:47,402
The first one to get some pussy
gets five bucks.

602
01:07:48,904 --> 01:07:51,031
But to keep it from going on forever, -

603
01:07:51,239 --> 01:07:58,121
- if in a month no one gets none,
we put in five bucks more.

604
01:07:59,456 --> 01:08:04,461
- I'm with it.
- Okay, I'm in.

605
01:08:04,670 --> 01:08:06,838
Let the games begin, baby.

606
01:08:11,426 --> 01:08:13,762
When are we gonna make this real?

607
01:08:13,970 --> 01:08:18,684
- Stop, Slim!
- Why don't you want to do it?

608
01:08:27,984 --> 01:08:32,656
I was just thinking
we could make this a physical thing.

609
01:08:35,450 --> 01:08:36,785
Hello?

610
01:08:36,993 --> 01:08:41,248
- I'm not ready.
- How long have we been going out?

611
01:08:41,456 --> 01:08:43,959
A week and a half.

612
01:08:45,711 --> 01:08:49,131
- What are you doing?
- Let's do something else.

613
01:08:53,218 --> 01:08:54,970
We could make love.

614
01:08:55,178 --> 01:09:00,767
- Don't say that. You don't love me.
- It sounds better than "bone".

615
01:09:00,976 --> 01:09:05,522
You want me to let you
put that inside me? That's so nasty.

616
01:09:08,191 --> 01:09:15,323
I could get blue balls. My shit
could just swell up and explode.

617
01:09:19,870 --> 01:09:26,209
You remember that fool Andrew?
That nigger still ain't walking.

618
01:09:26,418 --> 01:09:31,840
- Nasty? It's natural. Suck on it.
- You need to back up. That's nasty.

619
01:09:32,049 --> 01:09:35,677
- Why wait for what you can get now?
- Because it's in the Bible.

620
01:09:35,886 --> 01:09:40,265
You're already on the wrong path.
Finish it.

621
01:09:40,474 --> 01:09:44,186
Do you think I'm a ho?

622
01:09:44,394 --> 01:09:49,941
You let Terry bone.
I look better than that.

623
01:09:50,150 --> 01:09:54,905
Come on, girl.
I'll buy you something. What you want?

624
01:10:00,911 --> 01:10:05,540
I had a girlfriend.
But Alicia was my friend, you know?

625
01:10:05,749 --> 01:10:10,045
We could talk about anything.
Boyfriends, girlfriends... It was cool.

626
01:10:10,253 --> 01:10:16,635
- Why say that?
- Why not? Explain her reasoning.

627
01:10:16,843 --> 01:10:21,098
We're doing everything but it.
What's up?

628
01:10:22,557 --> 01:10:25,268
Doing it ain't easy.

629
01:10:26,561 --> 01:10:32,025
You don't just walk up to a girl and say:
"What's up? Can we get busy?."

630
01:10:32,234 --> 01:10:37,739
- Everything's got to be right, right?
- Right, it's got to be special.

631
01:10:37,948 --> 01:10:42,536
- I heard that before.
- Well, hear it again.

632
01:10:44,413 --> 01:10:51,628
- Don't trick her into doing it.
- I don't need tricks. My game is strong.

633
01:10:51,837 --> 01:10:58,719
- Then how come you ain't getting any?
- Oh, you got jokes.

634
01:10:58,927 --> 01:11:03,557
Girls act like they don't want it
as bad as we do.

635
01:11:03,765 --> 01:11:07,519
- That is not true.
- Yes, it is.

636
01:11:07,728 --> 01:11:10,731
You ain't got nothing to say.

637
01:11:12,482 --> 01:11:17,237
Maybe you need to find somebody
who wants it as bad as you do.

638
01:11:22,284 --> 01:11:24,619
Maybe I do.

639
01:11:37,007 --> 01:11:40,677
Let's go.
We won't get no studying done.

640
01:11:40,886 --> 01:11:44,514
- All right.
- And you need to work on your game.

641
01:11:49,311 --> 01:11:52,856
What are you wearing to homecoming?

642
01:11:53,065 --> 01:11:59,154
- I got a suit from last year's...
- Are you too cheap to buy a new suit?

643
01:11:59,363 --> 01:12:04,409
Times are rough.
I ain't trying to spend no more money.

644
01:12:05,869 --> 01:12:13,210
- So, are you going with... Eric?
- You know his name. Come on.

645
01:12:15,629 --> 01:12:19,841
Yeah, I'm going with Eric.
You're going with Kim, right?

646
01:12:20,050 --> 01:12:23,220
- Monica.
- Oh, yeah.

647
01:12:25,180 --> 01:12:30,310
- Is Eric someone special?
- You tell me. You play ball with him.

648
01:12:31,603 --> 01:12:37,067
- He's cool. If that's what you want.
- He's all right.

649
01:12:37,275 --> 01:12:42,698
- Is Bonita somebody special?
- Monica.

650
01:12:42,906 --> 01:12:44,866
Monica.

651
01:12:47,202 --> 01:12:51,581
She's special enough.
I knew she'd say yes if I asked her.

652
01:12:51,790 --> 01:12:55,711
Did you ask her
only because you knew she'd say yes?

653
01:12:59,464 --> 01:13:03,593
- Are you afraid of rejection?
- Yep.

654
01:13:05,762 --> 01:13:11,643
- All the brothers ask you...
- Not all the brothers.

655
01:13:15,897 --> 01:13:20,986
- What are you wearing to the dance?
- A little fly red dress.

656
01:13:21,194 --> 01:13:26,241
- Do you wanna see it?
- Yeah, of course.

657
01:13:33,248 --> 01:13:34,583
My room.

658
01:13:34,791 --> 01:13:39,421
Her bedroom.
I always wanted to get up here.

659
01:13:42,632 --> 01:13:45,969
- Ready?
- Yeah.

660
01:13:48,055 --> 01:13:49,973
Here it is.

661
01:13:52,017 --> 01:13:56,813
- Do you like it?
- Yeah, it's beautiful.

662
01:13:57,022 --> 01:13:58,357
Thank you.

663
01:14:00,609 --> 01:14:07,449
- Where's your mom and Stacey?
- My mom's working late.

664
01:14:07,657 --> 01:14:13,705
- Stacey's out running the streets again.
- Down, boy.

665
01:14:14,623 --> 01:14:21,171
We're slow jamming tonight.
If you've got any dedications, call us.

666
01:14:21,380 --> 01:14:25,926
This next one goes out to Lisa
from Terence. Glenita, I love you.

667
01:14:26,134 --> 01:14:29,888
- How sweet.
- Here's Luther Vandross.

668
01:14:32,099 --> 01:14:34,601
Not Luther.

669
01:14:37,604 --> 01:14:41,149
I love this.
Do you remember this song?

670
01:14:41,358 --> 01:14:43,944
Yeah.

671
01:14:44,152 --> 01:14:51,660
- La Tijera, 1986.
- La Tijera, 1986. See?

672
01:14:53,120 --> 01:14:58,125
- I remember when I first met you.
- You met me with your fist.

673
01:14:58,333 --> 01:15:04,047
- Right. You and that stupid bet.
- That bet wasn't stupid.

674
01:15:04,256 --> 01:15:07,718
It was. That's why you got the fist.

675
01:15:09,636 --> 01:15:15,559
You three probably bet on
who'd get the booty first, didn't you?

676
01:15:20,981 --> 01:15:24,151
- Booty first?
- Yeah.

677
01:15:24,359 --> 01:15:28,613
Come on, that's stupid.

678
01:15:31,575 --> 01:15:36,204
Whatever.
You and your little nasty friends.

679
01:15:41,793 --> 01:15:46,548
- Do you remember that dance?
- Yeah, I remember.

680
01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:53,221
I remember you standing there.
Just singing.

681
01:15:55,557 --> 01:16:01,021
I just had to ask you,
even though I was scared to death.

682
01:16:01,938 --> 01:16:04,483
I'm glad you asked me, Mike.

683
01:16:07,611 --> 01:16:13,283
You dance pretty good
for a guy with two left feet.

684
01:16:13,492 --> 01:16:15,994
Oh, really?

685
01:16:16,203 --> 01:16:19,539
I think I've improved. For real.

686
01:16:20,916 --> 01:16:27,881
- You want to find out?
- Do you want to dance?

687
01:16:28,090 --> 01:16:32,803
- Right now?
- While the mood is right.

688
01:16:45,607 --> 01:16:47,693
Wait, wait.

689
01:16:52,155 --> 01:16:55,367
This is how we do it in North Carolina.

690
01:17:13,260 --> 01:17:15,929
You know, I still love this part.

691
01:18:09,941 --> 01:18:13,028
My God, is this really about to happen?

692
01:18:16,448 --> 01:18:18,992
Shit, it is.

693
01:18:19,201 --> 01:18:23,455
- You've got protection, right?
- Yeah, it's here.

694
01:18:25,665 --> 01:18:30,045
One of Slim's condoms that's
six months old, but work with me.

695
01:18:35,217 --> 01:18:36,593
I'll be right back.

696
01:19:08,792 --> 01:19:11,128
You okay, Mike?

697
01:19:12,587 --> 01:19:14,881
Yeah, it's cool.

698
01:19:28,854 --> 01:19:31,732
Is it supposed to look like that?

699
01:19:33,608 --> 01:19:38,947
Yeah... I guess.

700
01:19:59,760 --> 01:20:04,514
Go slow.
If you hurt me, the fist.

701
01:20:12,481 --> 01:20:15,609
- What are you doing?
- What do you think?

702
01:20:15,817 --> 01:20:20,030
- Not there.
- Oh, I'm sorry.

703
01:20:30,874 --> 01:20:35,754
- Maybe you should back up a little bit.
- Come on, girl.

704
01:20:53,271 --> 01:20:54,731
Oh, shit.

705
01:20:58,985 --> 01:21:02,614
- It broke.
- Get another one.

706
01:21:02,823 --> 01:21:08,537
We don't need one, do we?
Damn, that was my last one.

707
01:21:10,163 --> 01:21:15,252
Go to Stacey's room.
He keeps them in his top drawer.

708
01:21:17,421 --> 01:21:22,801
- I ain't going to his room.
- Do you want to do this or what?

709
01:21:25,095 --> 01:21:26,430
Damn!

710
01:21:32,686 --> 01:21:35,522
I can't believe
I've got to do this shit.

711
01:21:56,376 --> 01:21:58,170
Oh, baby.

712
01:22:11,099 --> 01:22:12,684
Oh my God, Mike!

713
01:22:24,029 --> 01:22:27,991
Come on. She said the top drawer.

714
01:22:54,601 --> 01:22:57,896
Baby, hurry up.

715
01:23:06,988 --> 01:23:11,910
The things men do for sex.
I was stuck with no way out.

716
01:23:12,119 --> 01:23:15,247
Stacey was getting lucky while I was
stuck with dirty drawers in my face!

717
01:23:15,455 --> 01:23:21,420
What happened to your rubbers?
You had four rubbers.

718
01:23:21,628 --> 01:23:27,551
- I counted. Now one's gone.
- I don't know what you're talking about.

719
01:23:27,759 --> 01:23:31,805
- What ho are you fucking?
- No ho but you.

720
01:23:32,014 --> 01:23:37,811
Don't call me no ho.
Shut up and take me home.

721
01:23:38,020 --> 01:23:42,983
- I was just playing.
- Take me home now!

722
01:23:51,074 --> 01:23:54,911
- What happened?
- Nothing.

723
01:23:55,120 --> 01:23:58,331
I got it. It all worked out.

724
01:24:02,836 --> 01:24:06,923
I guess that means
this was meant to be.

725
01:24:10,385 --> 01:24:12,429
Yeah, I guess so.

726
01:24:39,915 --> 01:24:46,672
I'm actually having sex, and with Alicia!
This cannot be real.

727
01:24:47,839 --> 01:24:50,967
Oh, yeah, this is real.
Real good.

728
01:24:54,971 --> 01:24:56,973
Oh, shit.

729
01:25:26,586 --> 01:25:29,214
So that's it?

730
01:25:30,757 --> 01:25:34,636
Yeah... that's it.

731
01:25:48,442 --> 01:25:54,322
- So what's gonna happen now?
- I don't know. What?

732
01:25:59,786 --> 01:26:02,247
What about me and you?

733
01:26:04,708 --> 01:26:07,169
Me and you sounds good.

734
01:26:08,754 --> 01:26:11,340
What about homecoming?

735
01:26:13,592 --> 01:26:16,970
You're just going to have to buy
a new suit.

736
01:26:18,221 --> 01:26:23,060
So I won the bet.
But I didn't feel right, betting.

737
01:26:23,268 --> 01:26:29,149
This was Alicia, you know?
She was worth more than money.

738
01:26:29,358 --> 01:26:34,029
So I didn't tell Slim and Roland
until after one of them won.

739
01:26:35,947 --> 01:26:39,576
I never in a million years thought -

740
01:26:40,827 --> 01:26:43,372
- that I would meet Miss Right.

741
01:26:44,664 --> 01:26:52,464
When I asked Lisa, I kept thinking
of all the things I'd be gaining.

742
01:26:54,383 --> 01:27:00,180
But I never took the time to think
of all the things I'd be losing.

743
01:27:00,389 --> 01:27:02,349
We ain't going nowhere.

744
01:27:03,517 --> 01:27:07,688
Don't give up the best thing you'll
ever get because you're scared.

745
01:27:12,609 --> 01:27:14,236
You're right, man.

746
01:27:18,031 --> 01:27:20,283
You're right.

747
01:27:20,951 --> 01:27:26,498
- So what are you saying?
- I'm ready to marry Lisa.

748
01:27:26,707 --> 01:27:29,209
Yes, yes, yes!

749
01:27:31,378 --> 01:27:34,423
Let me ask you something.

750
01:27:34,631 --> 01:27:38,343
Are you absolutely sure on this?

751
01:27:39,302 --> 01:27:41,596
Yeah, I just said.

752
01:27:48,311 --> 01:27:50,188
Yes.

753
01:27:50,397 --> 01:27:52,649
That's good enough for me.

754
01:27:55,777 --> 01:28:00,198
- When you see Lisa...
- Where the hell have you all been?

755
01:28:00,407 --> 01:28:06,955
- Slim had...
- Car trouble? As if we'd buy that!

756
01:28:07,164 --> 01:28:14,755
- You're a writer. Would you believe it?
- We spent a fortune on this wedding.

757
01:28:14,963 --> 01:28:19,718
Why are you getting on me?
I'm not the one getting married.

758
01:28:19,926 --> 01:28:24,514
- Good point.
- If I had to look at him, I'd kill him.

759
01:28:25,599 --> 01:28:29,519
Come on. And you better stay.

760
01:28:40,072 --> 01:28:44,493
If he doesn't want to, I'm not
gonna force him. Call it off, then.

761
01:28:54,127 --> 01:28:59,299
You all must think I'm stupid.
Car broke down?

762
01:28:59,508 --> 01:29:02,052
He could at least face me like a man!

763
01:29:02,260 --> 01:29:06,056
I'm not gonna cry. I spent
too much time on this damn make-up!

764
01:29:06,264 --> 01:29:08,684
- Just stay calm.
- I am calm.

765
01:29:11,645 --> 01:29:14,648
- Then why are you yelling?
- I'm not!

766
01:29:14,856 --> 01:29:20,195
I'll get Ro so you can talk to him.

767
01:29:22,030 --> 01:29:29,746
- No, it's bad luck to see him.
- I thought you wanted to call it off.

768
01:29:30,872 --> 01:29:37,045
Mike, would I be standing here in this
dress if I didn't want to marry him?

769
01:29:37,254 --> 01:29:43,301
- But I won't if he has doubts.
- Lisa, it's Daddy.

770
01:29:43,510 --> 01:29:50,851
- Roland wants to say something.
- Lisa, baby, I'm sorry.

771
01:29:52,060 --> 01:29:57,482
Lisa, I love you.
I want to marry you.

772
01:29:57,691 --> 01:30:01,611
- Go away!
- Come on, girl. Please.

773
01:30:06,950 --> 01:30:11,079
- You need to get out of here.
- I need to see her.

774
01:30:11,288 --> 01:30:16,585
- She won't see you. It's bad luck.
- So she still wants to get married?

775
01:30:16,793 --> 01:30:21,340
- I don't know. Let me handle it.
- All right.

776
01:30:21,548 --> 01:30:24,468
Just give her this.
Give her this.

777
01:30:27,804 --> 01:30:33,185
- Mike, let me get in there.
- What do you want, man?

778
01:30:34,603 --> 01:30:38,273
- Hey, man...
- I'll be cool, Mike.

779
01:30:38,482 --> 01:30:41,234
- Now's not the time.
- I'll be cool.

780
01:30:42,944 --> 01:30:46,239
- I'll be cool.
- Hook me up.

781
01:30:50,827 --> 01:30:55,582
- What's up? People are waiting.
- Shut up, Slim.

782
01:30:56,416 --> 01:31:01,380
- Why?
- You probably told him not to do it.

783
01:31:01,588 --> 01:31:05,217
You're perfect for each other
because you're both nuts.

784
01:31:08,136 --> 01:31:13,642
- Nigger, shut up!
- Listen to him. He wants to marry you.

785
01:31:13,850 --> 01:31:18,313
- Then why did he do this?
- He's scared.

786
01:31:18,522 --> 01:31:21,358
I've known him 13 years -

787
01:31:21,566 --> 01:31:27,197
- and I've never heard him talk about
anybody the way he talks about you.

788
01:31:34,246 --> 01:31:35,997
He wanted me to give that to you.

789
01:31:38,208 --> 01:31:44,506
- Remember that?
- I didn't know he still had this.

790
01:31:45,757 --> 01:31:51,388
It was hot that day at the concert.
Roland and Slim drooled over you.

791
01:31:51,596 --> 01:31:54,516
There wasn't no... I was drooling.

792
01:31:54,725 --> 01:31:59,021
Slim went over to you
and what did he say?

793
01:31:59,229 --> 01:32:02,858
- He introduced me to Roland.
- Think about that.

794
01:32:04,359 --> 01:32:09,865
- That could be Slim out there, crying.
- You all got jokes.

795
01:32:17,748 --> 01:32:22,002
- I'm glad he's got you guys for friends.
- Give me some sugar, too.

796
01:32:24,546 --> 01:32:30,302
- Please take him out of his misery.
- Tell him to stop whining.

797
01:32:30,510 --> 01:32:34,348
- You look beautiful.
- Thank you.

798
01:32:59,414 --> 01:33:01,541
Oh, it's on.

799
01:33:07,089 --> 01:33:09,216
Did you clean it up?

800
01:33:29,695 --> 01:33:33,615
Hurry up before the Reverend
changes his mind.

801
01:34:15,949 --> 01:34:23,290
What a joyous occasion
when two come together as one.

802
01:34:25,292 --> 01:34:29,838
Who amongst us
will give this woman to this man?

803
01:34:30,047 --> 01:34:31,965
I do.

804
01:34:37,804 --> 01:34:44,102
You mess up,
I'm going to have to cut you.

805
01:34:52,277 --> 01:34:54,654
May we have the rings?

806
01:34:56,698 --> 01:35:02,245
I now pronounce you man and wife.
You may kiss the bride.

807
01:35:11,880 --> 01:35:16,301
I never thought Roland would get
married. I'm glad to see things change.

808
01:35:22,182 --> 01:35:26,269
- What are you doing?
- You scared me.

809
01:35:26,478 --> 01:35:32,484
I'm trying to hide from Tanya.
She talks too damn much.

810
01:35:33,860 --> 01:35:37,698
We better get in before
Alicia beats his ass again.

811
01:35:40,075 --> 01:35:47,916
- You better run back up in there.
- Tanya's got you cornered, too.

812
01:35:48,125 --> 01:35:52,462
- "Ro, can I have something to drink?."
- "Okay, Tanya."

813
01:35:52,671 --> 01:35:57,384
Very funny. You should be
taking notes from Roland.

814
01:35:57,592 --> 01:36:03,974
- Tonight I'm gonna win the bet.
- Let me explain something to you.

815
01:36:04,182 --> 01:36:08,687
Tanya ain't giving up shit
and you're still on lock-down.

816
01:36:08,895 --> 01:36:15,068
- Then why are you here with me?
- We came looking for you.

817
01:36:15,277 --> 01:36:18,155
- I'm with him.
- Oh, you're with him?

818
01:36:22,701 --> 01:36:25,495
You got me, man!

819
01:36:25,704 --> 01:36:30,709
It's not natural to be with one girl.
That just ain't me.

820
01:36:30,917 --> 01:36:35,630
Right. That's what
I've been trying to tell Mr Faithful.

821
01:36:35,839 --> 01:36:39,843
What if she's the shit,
like Janet Jackson fine?

822
01:36:40,052 --> 01:36:45,849
No matter. No woman's
going to put a leash around my neck.

823
01:36:46,058 --> 01:36:51,605
I can't even button my shirt to the top
without getting nervous.

824
01:36:51,813 --> 01:36:57,069
- We should play this game for life.
- What game?

825
01:36:58,737 --> 01:37:03,450
- Macking... Hanging.
- I like that.

826
01:37:03,658 --> 01:37:09,039
Macking... Hanging.
Macking... Hanging.

827
01:37:14,419 --> 01:37:19,841
- Ain't that Nichole?
- I'd recognize them legs anywhere.

828
01:37:20,050 --> 01:37:23,220
Ro, run me a little interference
real quick.

829
01:37:26,682 --> 01:37:31,978
What did we know? All that mattered
were your boys, the team.

830
01:37:32,187 --> 01:37:36,233
- We didn't think other things mattered.
- I thought I'd have to dance with Eric.

831
01:37:37,234 --> 01:37:40,320
- That was funny.
- Where are your boys at?

832
01:37:42,948 --> 01:37:48,203
- I don't know. Let's go inside.
- Let me fix you up here.

833
01:37:48,412 --> 01:37:53,375
You hold on to that feeling
until you meet that one.

834
01:37:53,583 --> 01:37:56,712
It happened to Ro
and it'll happen to Slim.

835
01:37:57,838 --> 01:38:03,093
Me? I was a goner that first day
she walked into my classroom.

836
01:38:04,678 --> 01:38:08,473
- May I have this dance, Madame?
- Yes, you may.

837
01:38:13,895 --> 01:38:20,736
- How is life in the Big Apple?
- Cold.

838
01:38:20,944 --> 01:38:26,867
- I still haven't got used to it.
- Finally made it back to Inglewood?

839
01:38:28,285 --> 01:38:31,705
The wedding gave me a good reason
to come back and see an old friend.

840
01:38:33,790 --> 01:38:38,962
- I haven't seen Roland in years.
- You came all the way to see him?

841
01:38:39,171 --> 01:38:42,716
- And Slim, too.
- And Slim?

842
01:38:46,178 --> 01:38:48,638
But you're dancing with me.

843
01:39:05,906 --> 01:39:08,200
So, how cold is it back east?

844
01:39:57,457 --> 01:39:59,835
Let's start this off.

845
01:40:03,714 --> 01:40:11,555
You got the good sound.
This is the best man's toast. Get up.

846
01:40:11,763 --> 01:40:15,225
Before we get started,
I have some bad news.

847
01:40:15,434 --> 01:40:21,398
Reverend Parker was arrested
for impersonating a minister.

848
01:40:22,816 --> 01:40:26,862
So we have to do this again next week.

849
01:40:27,070 --> 01:40:32,993
I love you guys
and I'm going to turn this over to Mike.

850
01:40:38,290 --> 01:40:44,463
I guess since we are the best men
we ought to say something.

851
01:40:46,256 --> 01:40:51,511
We all did a lot of things
to get prepared for today.

852
01:40:51,720 --> 01:40:54,431
I did a lot of thinking.

853
01:40:56,641 --> 01:40:59,936
And I came to a funny conclusion.

854
01:41:01,021 --> 01:41:03,357
I realized how selfish I was.

855
01:41:04,191 --> 01:41:09,488
Because I felt like
I was losing a very dear friend.

856
01:41:09,696 --> 01:41:14,534
That may not sound
like the right thing to say.

857
01:41:14,743 --> 01:41:19,498
But I moved around a lot as a boy
and never knew what it was like -

858
01:41:19,706 --> 01:41:27,706
- to have real true friends,
until I met Roland and Levinio.

859
01:41:28,048 --> 01:41:30,801
You need to stop.

860
01:41:31,009 --> 01:41:37,683
So today I'm a bit upset,
but I'm also very happy -

861
01:41:37,891 --> 01:41:42,229
- and extremely proud of you, man.

862
01:41:42,437 --> 01:41:46,233
I'd like to ask God
to bless Roland and Lisa -

863
01:41:46,441 --> 01:41:51,738
- as they enter a beautiful
new life together.

864
01:41:51,947 --> 01:41:56,243
If he gets out of control,
Slim got a headlock for him.

865
01:41:56,451 --> 01:41:59,121
And we ain't laughing.

866
01:41:59,329 --> 01:42:04,292
To our parents, you know we love
you all and thanks for all the love.

867
01:42:06,128 --> 01:42:11,258
And to the two grown men
who mean the most to me, -

868
01:42:12,968 --> 01:42:17,055
- I'll never forget the times we had -

869
01:42:17,264 --> 01:42:22,060
- and I look forward to the future,
and I love you all.

870
01:42:22,269 --> 01:42:25,063
You're my brothers.

871
01:42:27,024 --> 01:42:32,195
So, let's do this one for the Wood.

872
01:42:32,404 --> 01:42:35,323
- To where it all started.
- The Wood!