The Princess Switch Switched Again

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<i>You probably remember me.</i>

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<i>I'm Stacy, that baker from Chicago,</i>

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<i>who flew to Belgravia
to enter a baking contest,</i>

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<i>but then switched places with Margaret,
the Duchess of Montenaro,</i>

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<i>who looks just like me.</i>

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<i>I'm guessing you remember
I married Prince Edward,</i>

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<i>and you probably remember that Margaret
fell in love with my best friend Kevin.</i>

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<i>Cutest couple ever, right?</i>

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<i>But what you don't know,
is that since all of that happened,</i>

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<i>the King of Montenaro died,</i>

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<i>and Margaret is now
in line for the throne,</i>

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<i>which has royally messed up
everything in the romance department.</i>

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<i>I've been pretty busy,
but take it from me,</i>

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<i>happily ever after is never easy.</i>

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<i>Especially for a princess.</i>

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Ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment
we've all been waiting for!

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The final results of Belgravia's 59th
Annual International Baking Competition!

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And here to announce the winner
is head judge and past champion,

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Stacy De Novo Wyndham,
Princess of Belgravia!

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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We are so pleased

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that these incredible bakers have come
from all over the world this Christmas.

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Christmas is about giving...

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...and this year's contestants

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have given us creativity,
excellence and artistry.

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So without further ado,

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our first prize winner is someone
I competed against two years ago.

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This year he has created a cake
that is very special to me.

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The first time I kissed my husband
Prince Edward was under the mistletoe.

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Everyone, give it up for Zach Brachmann
from Munich, Germany

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and his mistletoe masterpiece.

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Congratulations.

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Congratulations.

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You were positively charming today,
darling.

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All I did was hand out some ribbons.

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I'm just sorry I didn't get to see
the whole ceremony.

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Yeah, parliament ran over, yet again.

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It's all good.

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Well, I don't know if it is,

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with my taking on more
of the king's responsibilities

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and you running the royal charities
and your bake shop, there…

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There hasn't been much time
for the two of us.

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Well, what we do is important.

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We're important too.
I don't want to lose that.

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Well, the good news is we'll be
in Montenaro by the end of the week.

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- Hmm.
- We'll have plenty of time together.

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Christmas in Montenaro
sounds absolutely enchanting.

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It does.

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- But I'm worried about Margaret.
- Why?

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Well, have you seen this?

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"Is the Duchess ready to rule?"

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And this?

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Margaret never expected to be queen.

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Remember how much she hated the spotlight?

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Well, with her coronation
televised on Christmas Day,

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she's going to have to
get used to it pretty quickly.

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She just sounded so sad when I called her.

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King Dennis died

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- and Prince Howard abdicated so…
- Yeah.

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…like it or not, she's next
in the line of succession.

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Remind me, why are we talking
about Margaret again right now?

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Because I can't sleep when I'm worried.

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Well, there are…

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other things we might do
to relieve your anxiety

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besides talking about Lady Margaret.

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To tell you the truth.
I think she's not over Kevin.

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I mean, the breakup must have been
incredibly hard for both of them.

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- We could light a fire.
- She was about to move to Chicago.

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- We could open a bottle of wine?
- They were almost engaged.

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We could put on some music.

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Did you know Kevin
was shopping for a ring?

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- Stacy!
- What?

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They went their separate ways.
People do it all the time.

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I know. It's just…

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Olivia texts me every single day.

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She says that her dad's
miserable without Margaret.

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He turned down the invitation
to the coronation.

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- Apparently, he doesn't want to see her.
- Well, men never know what they want.

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I know what I want.

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I have a great idea.

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Why don't we take a teeny tiny
little detour to Chicago

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on our way to Montenaro?

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Oh, darling. I wish I could
get away sooner. I really do.

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But… Unless you want to go
to Chicago without me…

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Ooh! Yay! I'm gonna pack and catch
the first flight out in the morning.

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<i>♪ Feelin' naughty and nice ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Either way it feels right
When you're sitting next to me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ By the fire at night
Light a candle, mulled wine ♪</i>

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<i>♪ In our cups for a little treat ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Could be stormy outside
But with you I don't mind... ♪</i>

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Thanks so much. Merry Christmas.

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Thanks and Merry Christmas.

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A dozen Christmas cookies, please!

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Stacy?

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Hi!

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- I missed you!
- I missed you.

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Stacy! What are you doing here?

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I was in the neighborhood and thought
I'd check on my business partner.

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- I love the new location, by the way.
- Thanks. Where's Edward?

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He's meeting me in London
on our way to Montenaro.

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- Ooh.
- Well, you look fantastic.

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Thanks, and you look…

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comfortable.

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Yeah, it's all good.

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He hasn't gone on a date since
the breakup with you-know-who.

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I have a business to run. Remember?

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Come on, Kev.
Life isn't about working all the time.

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I know, which is why we're adopting
another cat for Christmas.

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Another cat?

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Yeah. You can never have too many cats.

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We need to talk.

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How about you go and wipe down
one of those tables over there?

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So, what's up?

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Well, you're wearing sweatpants,
you won't date and you're collecting cats.

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And?

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Two years ago, you handed me
an invitation that changed my life.

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It's time for me to return the favor.

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Stace, Margaret and I
called it quits six months ago.

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Yeah, which is probably the dumbest thing
you've ever done in your life.

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We just didn't want
the same things anymore.

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Besides, I mean, she's moved on.
I've moved on.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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'Cause you don't look
like you've moved on.

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I've already sent the RSVP.

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About that RSVP…

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It kind of never made it to the mailbox.

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Liv…

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Kevin, go to the coronation as her friend.

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I don't know.

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Inheriting the throne is huge.

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Margaret needs us to be there for her,
all of us.

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Please, Daddy.

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She's my friend too.

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Fine.

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Hey! Call the cat sitter.

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Maybe before we leave, you should get,
like, a haircut and a real pair of pants.

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What's wrong with these?

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Thank you, Frank.

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Wow.

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Stacy!

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I'm so happy you're here.

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Me too.

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I was afraid you'd be too busy
to manage it.

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- Oh, nonsense.
- There's no way we'd miss your coronation.

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Which is exactly what I told her.

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Mrs. Donatelli, you look amazing.

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Oh, thank you. And you look positively
radiant, Your Royal Highness.

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Well, Stacy was born to be a princess.

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It feels like ages since I saw you.

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Well, we're here now
and, uh, we brought you a little surprise.

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- Olivia!
- Margaret!

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Look at you! Oh!

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She's grown up since you last saw her.

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Indeed she has.

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When we didn't receive your RSVP,
we weren't sure you were coming.

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I hope it's okay that we're here…

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as friends.

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Of course, it is. As friends.

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Can we see your palace?

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Right this way.

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Hello!

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Margaret, why is everything covered?

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I haven't quite settled in yet.

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Isn't there a Christmas Ball coming up?

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There is, but I stopped the staff
from decorating the residence.

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Honestly, I was thinking of canceling
the festivities…

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- the concert, the ball, all of it.
- Why?

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It doesn't seem right.

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The country is still mourning
the loss of their king.

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- It's also celebrating its new queen.
- Yeah!

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The people are looking to you
as their new ruler, Lady Margaret.

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You're their hope for the future.

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Well, the problem is I don't know
if I'll ever feel at home here.

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Well, I don't know.

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A palace can feel quite cozy when you
share it with people you love.

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Well, I suppose it can.

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If you ask me, this place is in need
of some serious Christmas cheer.

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You really wouldn't mind lending a hand?

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Let's deck these halls.

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<i>♪ You're here where you should be... ♪</i>

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Ah.

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Right this way, please.

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<i>♪ Alone on Christmas Day... ♪</i>

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- Gorgeous!
- Dad!

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<i>♪ Don't mean a thing
If you ain't holding me tight ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You're all that I need ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Underneath the tree tonight... ♪</i>

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Wow!

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<i>♪ Make sure that you know... ♪</i>

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Watch your step now! Comin' in hot!

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- You got it?
- Yep.

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Yeah.

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<i>♪ Christmas was cold and gray... ♪</i>

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Ooh.

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<i>♪ Another holiday ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Alone to celebrate... ♪</i>

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<i>♪ One day everything changed ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You're all I need ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Underneath the tree ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You're here where you should be
Snow is falling... ♪</i>

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- Look at that tree.
- Hey.

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Huh?

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<i>♪ Presents, what a beautiful sight ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Don't mean a thing
If you ain't holding me tight ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You're all that I need ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Underneath the tree... ♪</i>

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This is absolutely wonderful.

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Only one thing missing.

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- What's that?
- Hot chocolate?

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Oh. Coming right up,
but I'll need a helper.

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I was going to play Twister
with Edward and Stacy.

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Right, guys?

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Yes, Christmas would not be the same
without Twister.

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- Right.
- Maybe Margaret can help?

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I suppose I could give it a whirl.

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So… where is the kitchen?

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This way.

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- Good thinking.
- Thank you!

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Yes!

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Okay. We need sugar,
powdered cocoa, milk and vanilla.

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All right.

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You've, uh... never been
in here before, have you?

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Of course I have.

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Let's check the refrigerator.

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Dear me, it's empty.

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Okay, good one.

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This shouldn't be too hard.

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- Ah. The sugar's behind the flour.
- I'll get it.

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- It's quite all right.
- It'll be easier if I get it.

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I told you...

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- Not funny.
- No.

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You want funny? I can give you funny.

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- No!
- No.

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What in the world is going on here?

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Antonio!

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I wasn't expecting you
until tomorrow morning.

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I hope I'm not interrupting.

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- Not in the least.
- There's just so much to review.

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I thought we should get a jump on things
over a cup of tea.

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Of course.

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Kevin Richards.

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Forgive me.
This is Antonio Rossi, my Chief of Staff.

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- I'd shake your hand, but...
- No worries.

245
00:14:39,708 --> 00:14:41,375
- My pleasure.
- Go.

246
00:14:42,166 --> 00:14:43,166
I got it.

247
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:45,333
- You're sure?
- Yeah.

248
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,041
Well, all right.

249
00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:52,041
Now, about the concert on Christmas Eve,

250
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,583
it would mean so much
to everyone if you attended,

251
00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:56,833
especially to the children.

252
00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:58,791
All right, I'll go.

253
00:14:58,875 --> 00:15:00,875
As long as there are no speeches.

254
00:15:00,958 --> 00:15:02,750
No speeches. I promise.

255
00:15:03,625 --> 00:15:06,208
Just a brief reception after and…

256
00:15:06,291 --> 00:15:09,708
all you have to do is smile
and shake some hands.

257
00:15:09,791 --> 00:15:11,951
Did you confirm my meeting
with the Treasury Secretary?

258
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,750
He'll be here at 10:00 tomorrow morning.

259
00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:16,833
And I'll be there as well.

260
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:18,458
Tony…

261
00:15:18,791 --> 00:15:21,166
did you always attend
cabinet meetings with the king?

262
00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:22,750
Not always.

263
00:15:23,416 --> 00:15:25,875
But I thought
you could use a little guidance.

264
00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:28,375
Maybe I overstepped.

265
00:15:28,458 --> 00:15:29,458
Not at all.

266
00:15:29,958 --> 00:15:32,208
But I have to learn
to do this on my own.

267
00:15:32,291 --> 00:15:34,541
I have been training
for the past six months.

268
00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:37,791
I just want you to know I'm here for you,
whatever you need,

269
00:15:38,791 --> 00:15:40,500
whenever you need me.

270
00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:42,125
That's very sweet.

271
00:15:51,791 --> 00:15:55,208
I'm just bringing a few extra things
for the... for the mantle.

272
00:15:56,416 --> 00:15:57,458
Like tinsel.

273
00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,625
You can never have enough tinsel!

274
00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:03,208
At least that's what
my nana used to say.

275
00:16:03,625 --> 00:16:06,708
She was a big fan. Really big.

276
00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:08,166
- Of tinsel?
- Yeah!

277
00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:09,250
The biggest.

278
00:16:10,208 --> 00:16:12,166
She used it for everything.

279
00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:16,125
You know, once she knitted me
a tinsel sweater.

280
00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:20,333
Anyways, don't mind me.
I'm just gonna…

281
00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:53,250
Come in.

282
00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:56,541
Hey, um...

283
00:16:57,291 --> 00:16:58,916
can I borrow some hairspray?

284
00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:02,625
I thought you don't do hairspray.

285
00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:04,916
Oh, I don't. Just on special occasions.

286
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,000
Ah.

287
00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:10,250
And will you be wearing your nana's
tinsel sweater to the ball this evening?

288
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:12,291
Ah...

289
00:17:12,541 --> 00:17:13,875
I forgot to pack it.

290
00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:16,958
Why don't you tell me
why you're really here?

291
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:19,500
Uh...

292
00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:22,708
What's the deal with you and Antonio?

293
00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:25,208
I've known Antonio forever.

294
00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:27,500
We went to school together.

295
00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:29,416
And now he works for you?

296
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,833
He served the late king
for the last three years.

297
00:17:31,916 --> 00:17:34,041
Seemed prudent to keep him in place.

298
00:17:34,125 --> 00:17:35,166
Why do you ask?

299
00:17:35,791 --> 00:17:37,916
No reason. I just…

300
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,833
saw the two of you in the dining room,
and you looked kinda…

301
00:17:41,916 --> 00:17:42,916
cozy.

302
00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:46,166
Tony's been an enormous help to me.

303
00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:48,083
And are you two a thing?

304
00:17:49,541 --> 00:17:51,750
We've had a few business dinners.

305
00:17:51,833 --> 00:17:52,833
That's all.

306
00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:54,291
But he's very dear.

307
00:17:55,416 --> 00:17:56,500
And very handsome.

308
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,416
You know, Kevin has been looking
pretty hot these days.

309
00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:04,208
Yes, he has.

310
00:18:05,416 --> 00:18:07,958
But you know
things didn't work out between us

311
00:18:08,541 --> 00:18:11,500
and I can't spend my life
wishing things had turned out differently.

312
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:14,458
Maybe it's time for a second chance?

313
00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:18,625
It's late.

314
00:18:18,708 --> 00:18:20,375
We'd better be getting ready.

315
00:18:20,458 --> 00:18:23,041
- The ball starts in two hours.
- Yeah, okay.

316
00:18:25,041 --> 00:18:26,333
Stacy…

317
00:18:27,416 --> 00:18:29,000
did Kevin say anything?

318
00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:30,625
About what?

319
00:18:30,708 --> 00:18:35,125
About, well, his feelings for me?

320
00:18:37,958 --> 00:18:39,458
You should ask for yourself.

321
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:05,250
Has anyone ever told you
you were born to wear a tuxedo?

322
00:19:06,708 --> 00:19:07,958
- You...
- Oh.

323
00:19:08,041 --> 00:19:09,291
...every time I wear a tuxedo.

324
00:19:09,375 --> 00:19:10,666
- Hmm?
- Hmm.

325
00:19:12,791 --> 00:19:15,708
I hate to interrupt
the smooch fest, but…

326
00:19:16,916 --> 00:19:17,916
ta-da!

327
00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:21,666
- That is one serious party dress!
- Right? And look at my dad.

328
00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:25,333
- Ta-da!
- You'd better.

329
00:19:34,291 --> 00:19:39,500
Her Royal Highness,
Lady Margaret Delacourt.

330
00:20:02,458 --> 00:20:04,541
- Your Highness.
- Your Highness

331
00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:05,666
Now's your moment.

332
00:20:06,416 --> 00:20:09,458
- My moment for what?
- Ask her to dance.

333
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:12,000
- Go. Kevin!
- Uh...

334
00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:20,666
I must say you are the most beautiful
monarch in the history of Montenaro.

335
00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:22,250
Oh...

336
00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:28,000
I've heard that our first queen,
Judith the Brave, rivaled Helen of Troy.

337
00:20:28,083 --> 00:20:31,041
Yeah, but her dance moves
really sucked, though.

338
00:20:32,583 --> 00:20:34,166
Let's show them how it's done.

339
00:20:37,041 --> 00:20:39,625
All right. If you'll excuse me.

340
00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:53,333
Here we go.

341
00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:58,500
I'm really happy
you decided to be a part of all this.

342
00:20:58,958 --> 00:20:59,958
Me too.

343
00:21:01,041 --> 00:21:02,958
To tell you the truth, I…

344
00:21:04,541 --> 00:21:06,458
wasn't sure we could still be friends.

345
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,250
Yeah, things got complicated
after the whole queen thing happened.

346
00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:12,500
I suppose they did.

347
00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:18,375
Things used to be so spontaneous for us.

348
00:21:18,458 --> 00:21:21,750
Well, here's an idea.
Why don't we go back to spontaneous?

349
00:21:22,458 --> 00:21:23,291
How?

350
00:21:23,375 --> 00:21:26,458
Well, if you have time tomorrow,
maybe we can go for a drive.

351
00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:28,333
As friends?

352
00:21:28,416 --> 00:21:30,291
Sure, as friends.

353
00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:33,125
Sounds like a lovely idea.

354
00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:44,958
What could possibly come between two
people who look at each other like that?

355
00:21:45,041 --> 00:21:48,833
Yo, let's get
this party started, shall we?

356
00:21:56,541 --> 00:21:57,750
Excuse you.

357
00:21:58,791 --> 00:22:00,375
Announce me.

358
00:22:00,458 --> 00:22:01,458
- I...
- Do the thing.

359
00:22:01,541 --> 00:22:02,541
Never mind.

360
00:22:04,666 --> 00:22:05,791
Uh...

361
00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:08,375
Maggie Moo!

362
00:22:09,791 --> 00:22:11,125
Ooh!

363
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:15,750
Here we go.

364
00:22:20,541 --> 00:22:23,375
- Must we really do this?
- Pics or it didn't happen.

365
00:22:23,458 --> 00:22:24,666
Say <i>fromage!</i>

366
00:22:28,250 --> 00:22:30,250
Double chin! That's a delete.

367
00:22:30,708 --> 00:22:34,958
But no worries, it happens.
Not to me, but it happens.

368
00:22:35,541 --> 00:22:39,333
Fiona, I'm so… elated you could make it.

369
00:22:39,416 --> 00:22:43,166
Oh, you certainly have learned
how to throw a party. So proud of you.

370
00:22:43,250 --> 00:22:46,375
Proceeds from tonight's event
go to one of the royal charities.

371
00:22:46,916 --> 00:22:49,416
There's an orphanage
in particular need, St. Michael's.

372
00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:50,708
We're running a toy drive.

373
00:22:50,791 --> 00:22:54,500
Of course you are,
you cute little Mother Teresa.

374
00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:58,041
How long are you in town for?

375
00:22:58,458 --> 00:23:00,041
Until your big day.

376
00:23:00,125 --> 00:23:02,416
And then we jet off
to Capri for the New Year's,

377
00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:06,875
but I fully intend to spend as much time
as possible with my favorite little cuzzy.

378
00:23:06,958 --> 00:23:08,666
Lucky me.

379
00:23:09,625 --> 00:23:11,708
Well, hello, tuxedo man.

380
00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:13,375
Me?

381
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,250
This is my friend Kevin,

382
00:23:16,333 --> 00:23:20,958
his daughter Olivia, Princess Stacy
and Prince Edward of Belgravia.

383
00:23:21,041 --> 00:23:23,958
Everyone,
this is my cousin Fiona Pembroke.

384
00:23:24,583 --> 00:23:27,916
Pembroke as in Lord Percival Pembroke?

385
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:31,333
- The one who died of a peanut allergy?
- Her father, my uncle.

386
00:23:31,416 --> 00:23:33,291
Oh my God,

387
00:23:34,166 --> 00:23:37,083
you're the one who switched
places with my cuzzy!

388
00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:38,916
That's me.

389
00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:42,416
You two seriously look like twins! Spoopy!

390
00:23:43,541 --> 00:23:44,541
It means spooky.

391
00:23:45,708 --> 00:23:50,625
Have you two done the switch thing since
you tied the knot with his Royal Hotness?

392
00:23:50,708 --> 00:23:52,500
Fiona, please!

393
00:23:53,708 --> 00:23:55,583
Minions, I need more champagne.

394
00:23:58,041 --> 00:24:00,166
Reggie, Mindy!

395
00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:02,458
Oh yeah, gorgeous.

396
00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:06,000
Oh, it's such a pain
to find good help these days.

397
00:24:08,750 --> 00:24:09,750
You're yummy.

398
00:24:13,041 --> 00:24:14,250
Wow!

399
00:24:14,333 --> 00:24:16,625
I mean, I can see the family resemblance.

400
00:24:17,333 --> 00:24:18,500
You can't miss it.

401
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,791
But is she really related to you?

402
00:24:21,583 --> 00:24:23,625
Fiona's always been a free spirit.

403
00:24:24,208 --> 00:24:26,666
She inherited quite the fortune
when my uncle died.

404
00:24:26,750 --> 00:24:28,416
Guessing there isn't much of it left.

405
00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:29,708
There isn't.

406
00:24:29,791 --> 00:24:32,958
Though she still has the old
Pembroke Estate in the country.

407
00:24:33,041 --> 00:24:36,708
She keeps Reggie and Mindy on staff,
but I've no idea how she pays them.

408
00:24:36,791 --> 00:24:39,375
Your Highness,
I apologize for disturbing you.

409
00:24:39,458 --> 00:24:41,458
The Prime Minister is asking for you.

410
00:24:41,541 --> 00:24:42,541
Of course.

411
00:24:43,541 --> 00:24:45,708
I have a meeting
with the Treasury tomorrow morning.

412
00:24:45,791 --> 00:24:47,208
Shall we say two o'clock?

413
00:24:47,833 --> 00:24:48,833
You got it.

414
00:24:53,291 --> 00:24:54,291
Cheers.

415
00:24:56,833 --> 00:24:58,000
Mm, lovely.

416
00:24:58,791 --> 00:25:01,072
- Are you having a good time?
- Yes, I am.

417
00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:02,708
Oh, stop it!

418
00:25:06,791 --> 00:25:07,958
So sweet.

419
00:25:21,041 --> 00:25:22,333
Is that all of it?

420
00:25:22,916 --> 00:25:24,625
The place was dripping with money.

421
00:25:29,041 --> 00:25:30,500
How did you…

422
00:25:32,416 --> 00:25:35,625
- Never mind. And you?
- Hmm.

423
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:40,708
Explain to me how this is
going to pay for a summer in Capri.

424
00:25:40,791 --> 00:25:43,791
- It's double ply.
- And your point is?

425
00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:46,000
It's double ply!

426
00:25:46,875 --> 00:25:48,750
I'm so tired of this!

427
00:25:48,833 --> 00:25:52,208
If you're tired, Mindy,
then come up with something better.

428
00:25:52,291 --> 00:25:55,000
I can't be the looks
and brains of this operation.

429
00:25:55,083 --> 00:25:56,166
I thought I was the looks!

430
00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:58,416
And that's why you're not the brains.

431
00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:02,291
Why can't you be the one who gets to be
queen instead of your stupid cousin?

432
00:26:02,375 --> 00:26:03,625
Then we'd be set for life.

433
00:26:03,708 --> 00:26:05,291
Just stop talking.

434
00:26:06,083 --> 00:26:07,083
Leave me.

435
00:26:37,583 --> 00:26:39,000
How was the Treasury meeting?

436
00:26:39,666 --> 00:26:41,833
I've spent the last several months

437
00:26:41,916 --> 00:26:45,208
analyzing the impact
of tariffs on the trade deficit.

438
00:26:46,375 --> 00:26:48,166
No one's even asked for my opinion.

439
00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:49,291
They will.

440
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,125
How do you know?

441
00:26:51,708 --> 00:26:52,833
Because I know you.

442
00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:56,500
Margaret…

443
00:26:57,750 --> 00:26:59,625
I've been thinking, and, um…

444
00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:01,500
There you are.

445
00:27:02,083 --> 00:27:03,625
I've been looking everywhere for you.

446
00:27:03,708 --> 00:27:05,458
Is everything all right?

447
00:27:05,791 --> 00:27:08,541
I hate to bother you… again.

448
00:27:09,333 --> 00:27:13,166
But… there's an urgent matter
requiring your immediate attention.

449
00:27:13,875 --> 00:27:15,125
We'll be back in an hour.

450
00:27:16,958 --> 00:27:18,541
It really can't wait.

451
00:27:21,125 --> 00:27:22,416
I'm so sorry.

452
00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:25,166
Hey. Do what you have to.

453
00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:46,583
I thought there was something urgent.

454
00:27:47,250 --> 00:27:49,833
There is, but it's not what you think.

455
00:27:51,375 --> 00:27:53,458
I knew if I didn't do this now,
I'd lose my nerve.

456
00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:58,458
What's this all about?

457
00:27:58,916 --> 00:28:00,916
Margaret, I'd be lying…

458
00:28:01,791 --> 00:28:05,166
if I told you I served you
only out of a sense of duty.

459
00:28:06,791 --> 00:28:10,291
You're not just about to become
the Queen of Montenaro,

460
00:28:11,958 --> 00:28:14,125
you've also become
the queen of my heart.

461
00:28:15,291 --> 00:28:16,291
Tony.

462
00:28:16,875 --> 00:28:17,875
This is for you.

463
00:28:19,416 --> 00:28:21,125
I was going to give it
to you at Christmas,

464
00:28:21,208 --> 00:28:23,583
but… I want you to have it now.

465
00:28:26,750 --> 00:28:27,750
Oh.

466
00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:30,375
It's beautiful.

467
00:28:33,333 --> 00:28:37,125
We've been friends
for a long time now, you and I…

468
00:28:38,541 --> 00:28:42,041
but lately I've been wishing
we could be something more.

469
00:28:45,583 --> 00:28:47,000
Oh. I, uh...

470
00:28:48,583 --> 00:28:51,000
I really don't know what to think.

471
00:28:52,541 --> 00:28:54,750
I'm rather confused about everything.

472
00:28:57,125 --> 00:28:58,125
Does…

473
00:28:58,541 --> 00:29:01,583
everything include that friend of yours?

474
00:29:02,333 --> 00:29:03,333
I don't know.

475
00:29:05,250 --> 00:29:06,250
Maybe…

476
00:29:07,291 --> 00:29:08,291
Margaret…

477
00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:11,125
it's all right.

478
00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:14,333
It's such a relief to hear you say that.

479
00:29:14,916 --> 00:29:19,291
You know, we'd make a fantastic couple,
you and I.

480
00:29:20,250 --> 00:29:21,708
Everyone says so.

481
00:29:23,958 --> 00:29:26,083
Just promise me…

482
00:29:26,791 --> 00:29:28,208
you'll at least consider it.

483
00:29:31,541 --> 00:29:32,541
All right.

484
00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:36,416
What was I supposed to say?

485
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,500
I thought you and Antonio
weren't a thing.

486
00:29:39,583 --> 00:29:40,583
We're not,

487
00:29:41,333 --> 00:29:43,625
but Tony's been a huge help to me.

488
00:29:44,291 --> 00:29:46,375
Don't you think
he's trying just a little too hard?

489
00:29:47,791 --> 00:29:50,875
Tony's always spent a bit
too much on things he shouldn't,

490
00:29:50,958 --> 00:29:52,750
but we've known each other
since university.

491
00:29:54,375 --> 00:29:56,125
But maybe he's right.

492
00:29:56,708 --> 00:29:58,458
Maybe we could be good for each other.

493
00:29:59,041 --> 00:30:01,166
You and Kevin are good for each other.

494
00:30:01,250 --> 00:30:04,125
There's so much water
under the bridge, Stacy.

495
00:30:04,958 --> 00:30:08,375
Kevin and I haven't even begun to talk
about what went wrong between us,

496
00:30:08,458 --> 00:30:12,333
and every time we try, we never get
a chance to finish our conversation.

497
00:30:13,125 --> 00:30:14,625
I don't know if we ever will.

498
00:30:15,125 --> 00:30:16,750
Well, maybe you need to try harder.

499
00:30:18,041 --> 00:30:20,541
Is love really supposed
to take so much effort?

500
00:30:21,166 --> 00:30:24,458
Look, I know it in my heart.

501
00:30:24,541 --> 00:30:26,791
You and Kevin are meant to be.

502
00:30:27,750 --> 00:30:29,250
And I used to know it too,

503
00:30:30,125 --> 00:30:32,583
but maybe all we're meant to be
is a happy memory.

504
00:30:42,458 --> 00:30:44,500
I got your message. You wanted to see me?

505
00:30:45,666 --> 00:30:46,666
I did.

506
00:30:46,750 --> 00:30:47,875
Thank you for coming.

507
00:30:50,250 --> 00:30:52,750
- What's up?
- This is terribly hard to say,

508
00:30:53,791 --> 00:30:54,958
but here it is.

509
00:30:56,291 --> 00:30:59,000
I'm not sure
you're being fair to Lady Margaret.

510
00:31:00,041 --> 00:31:01,166
You want to explain that?

511
00:31:01,958 --> 00:31:06,000
I know the two of you
were involved for a time and…

512
00:31:06,958 --> 00:31:10,125
I can tell the relationship
was very meaningful.

513
00:31:10,791 --> 00:31:11,791
But, uh…

514
00:31:13,500 --> 00:31:14,833
But what?

515
00:31:15,458 --> 00:31:17,541
Could it be that you're holding her back?

516
00:31:20,541 --> 00:31:23,000
If that's the way she felt, she'd tell me.

517
00:31:23,083 --> 00:31:24,500
Yeah, uh...

518
00:31:26,041 --> 00:31:28,541
Lady Margaret's very confused right now.

519
00:31:29,541 --> 00:31:32,833
I'm certain she doesn't want
to hurt your feelings, but, uh…

520
00:31:33,625 --> 00:31:35,958
have you really considered
what's best for her?

521
00:31:38,041 --> 00:31:41,041
Let me guess, you're what's best for her?

522
00:31:42,041 --> 00:31:46,083
Look, I know you care deeply for her,
Mr. Richards, but…

523
00:31:46,166 --> 00:31:49,125
when affairs of state overwhelm her,

524
00:31:49,208 --> 00:31:52,791
are you really sure
you're the one she should turn to?

525
00:31:53,875 --> 00:31:56,041
You're a baker from Chicago,

526
00:31:56,875 --> 00:31:58,500
and I'm certain a very good one,

527
00:31:59,333 --> 00:32:03,958
but… are you truly
a consort for a queen?

528
00:32:10,541 --> 00:32:11,541
<i>Come in.</i>

529
00:32:13,250 --> 00:32:14,333
Hey, what's up, kiddo?

530
00:32:14,916 --> 00:32:15,958
We gotta talk.

531
00:32:16,041 --> 00:32:17,208
Now!

532
00:32:20,583 --> 00:32:21,708
About what?

533
00:32:21,791 --> 00:32:26,250
Operation "Get Dad Back Together With
Margaret," it's going to crash and burn.

534
00:32:26,375 --> 00:32:27,708
Yeah, tell me about it.

535
00:32:27,791 --> 00:32:30,000
But I have an idea.

536
00:32:32,250 --> 00:32:34,041
You want us to do what?

537
00:32:34,125 --> 00:32:35,500
Switch places again.

538
00:32:36,125 --> 00:32:39,250
You said you needed more time
to talk things over with Kevin,

539
00:32:39,333 --> 00:32:41,916
but you can't do that
because you're too busy.

540
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,375
So Stacy can be you,

541
00:32:44,458 --> 00:32:47,291
and you and my dad
can spend some quality time together.

542
00:32:47,375 --> 00:32:49,166
It's terribly risky.

543
00:32:49,250 --> 00:32:52,708
It was risky the last time
and you're the one who thought of it.

544
00:32:52,791 --> 00:32:56,458
Yes, but you're a princess now
and I'm about to become queen.

545
00:32:57,250 --> 00:32:59,958
We can't just stop everything
and swap lives.

546
00:33:00,041 --> 00:33:01,041
Why not?

547
00:33:01,916 --> 00:33:03,875
With everything
that's going on with Tony...

548
00:33:03,958 --> 00:33:04,958
Margaret…

549
00:33:06,125 --> 00:33:08,708
If you know for sure
that it's over with Kevin

550
00:33:08,791 --> 00:33:11,041
and you want to get serious with Antonio,

551
00:33:11,125 --> 00:33:13,541
we won't say another word about this.

552
00:33:14,458 --> 00:33:16,375
Do you really think we could pull it off?

553
00:33:16,958 --> 00:33:17,958
Again?

554
00:33:18,708 --> 00:33:21,833
Well, the only thing on your schedule
tomorrow is the Christmas concert.

555
00:33:21,916 --> 00:33:24,583
All you have to do
is sit and wave to people.

556
00:33:24,666 --> 00:33:27,166
Yeah, and when it's over Mrs. Donatelli
will walk you...

557
00:33:27,250 --> 00:33:31,000
I mean, me, through the reception
and then it's back to the palace.

558
00:33:31,083 --> 00:33:34,625
That way, you and Kevin have
plenty of alone time together.

559
00:33:34,708 --> 00:33:36,416
And then we switch back.

560
00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:40,375
I suppose it could work.

561
00:33:41,291 --> 00:33:42,541
Does that mean you'll do it?

562
00:33:44,333 --> 00:33:46,416
Did you talk this over with Kevin?

563
00:33:48,333 --> 00:33:50,500
Did you talk this over with Margaret?

564
00:33:50,583 --> 00:33:53,125
Yeah, and she's good to go if you are.

565
00:33:53,875 --> 00:33:55,458
I don't know.

566
00:33:56,583 --> 00:33:58,743
Maybe she's better off with Antonio.

567
00:33:59,958 --> 00:34:00,958
He's a nice guy.

568
00:34:01,041 --> 00:34:03,333
- Yeah, well, you're a nicer guy.
- Yeah!

569
00:34:07,750 --> 00:34:09,541
Did you tell Edward about this?

570
00:34:09,625 --> 00:34:12,833
The less people who know, the better.

571
00:34:12,916 --> 00:34:15,000
Yeah, I'll fake a cold or something.

572
00:34:15,750 --> 00:34:17,416
Look, it'll only be for a few hours.

573
00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:19,958
Okay, and I'll tell him everything
as soon as it's over.

574
00:34:23,458 --> 00:34:24,833
You need to do this, Daddy.

575
00:34:31,208 --> 00:34:32,416
If Margaret's in…

576
00:34:33,458 --> 00:34:34,333
- I'm in.
- Yay!

577
00:34:44,125 --> 00:34:46,625
Oh, there you are, darling!
Been looking all over for you!

578
00:34:46,708 --> 00:34:49,500
Oh, well, you know me. Always busy!

579
00:34:49,583 --> 00:34:52,791
- Yes. That's what I wanted to talk about.
- Can we talk about it later?

580
00:34:52,875 --> 00:34:57,125
I was just on my way to the kitchen
to do some Christmas baking.

581
00:34:57,208 --> 00:35:00,000
Well, I was actually hoping
we might be able to find a moment

582
00:35:00,083 --> 00:35:01,583
to do something together.

583
00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:04,875
We will. I promise. As soon
as I'm done in the kitchen, okay?

584
00:35:05,625 --> 00:35:07,208
Why the change of clothes?

585
00:35:09,166 --> 00:35:10,541
Oh, what, these old things?

586
00:35:11,333 --> 00:35:13,791
I am donating them to the orphanage.

587
00:35:13,875 --> 00:35:16,115
I better get them to Frank.
He's coordinating everything.

588
00:35:16,625 --> 00:35:18,541
Didn't I get you that scarf
last Christmas?

589
00:35:19,208 --> 00:35:24,375
You did. I love it so much, I got
another one to donate to the orphans.

590
00:35:24,958 --> 00:35:27,875
Yeah. I love you. Bye.

591
00:35:32,458 --> 00:35:34,583
<i>♪ Fire's burning gold ♪</i>

592
00:35:34,666 --> 00:35:36,750
<i>♪ I've got you here to hold ♪</i>

593
00:35:37,125 --> 00:35:41,416
<i>♪ Such a happy sound
Singing "Silent Night" ♪</i>

594
00:35:41,708 --> 00:35:46,666
<i>♪ Baby, bring the snow
Bring the... ♪</i>

595
00:35:46,750 --> 00:35:50,291
Hey, what did you do that for?

596
00:35:50,375 --> 00:35:52,250
Do I really need to explain?

597
00:35:52,833 --> 00:35:55,458
- Everyone's a critic.
- Ever wonder why?

598
00:35:55,583 --> 00:35:56,416
No.

599
00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:57,583
Well, maybe you should.

600
00:35:57,666 --> 00:35:59,625
- Well, maybe I shouldn't.
<i>- </i>Maybe you should.

601
00:35:59,708 --> 00:36:01,708
- Maybe I shouldn't.
- Maybe you should, mate.

602
00:36:01,791 --> 00:36:03,431
- Maybe I shouldn't.
- I think you should.

603
00:36:03,458 --> 00:36:07,250
- I'm not going to...
- Maybe you should both shut up and listen!

604
00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:10,083
Well, if you've got something to say,
Fi-Fi, just spit it out.

605
00:36:12,875 --> 00:36:14,250
I figured it out.

606
00:36:14,333 --> 00:36:15,458
Figured what out?

607
00:36:15,541 --> 00:36:17,416
Well, our big score.

608
00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:19,250
I'm listening.

609
00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:22,916
Remember when you said
if I were Margaret, we'd be set?

610
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,416
Uh...

611
00:36:24,500 --> 00:36:27,000
Yeah, but, um… you're not Margaret.

612
00:36:27,083 --> 00:36:29,458
Well, of course
I'm not Margaret, Einstein.

613
00:36:30,041 --> 00:36:33,375
But, if Betty Crocker from Belgravia
could pull the switch,

614
00:36:34,250 --> 00:36:35,250
why can't I?

615
00:36:35,833 --> 00:36:37,375
I'm not feeling it.

616
00:36:42,458 --> 00:36:44,875
My Ariana Grande phase.

617
00:36:44,958 --> 00:36:45,958
Hmm.

618
00:36:46,750 --> 00:36:50,375
I wouldn't have to do it for long, just
long enough to get crowned queen

619
00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:54,791
and transfer a small fortune to an
unnumbered bank account in the Caymans.

620
00:36:54,875 --> 00:36:57,000
Oh, I'm starting to feel it!

621
00:36:57,083 --> 00:37:01,416
Then we spend the rest of our lives
sipping piña coladas on a beach

622
00:37:01,500 --> 00:37:04,458
in a country that doesn't have
an extradition policy.

623
00:37:04,541 --> 00:37:06,416
Yeah, baby!

624
00:37:06,708 --> 00:37:10,250
You're first cousins, so you know
the family history, right?

625
00:37:10,333 --> 00:37:11,166
Hmm.

626
00:37:11,250 --> 00:37:14,625
You're welcome,
and you grew up here with Margaret

627
00:37:14,708 --> 00:37:16,708
before you went to school in the States.

628
00:37:16,791 --> 00:37:21,541
So, we do the hair, we lose the nails
and the contouring,

629
00:37:21,625 --> 00:37:23,541
which is the only thing
giving her cheekbones.

630
00:37:23,625 --> 00:37:24,458
Excuse you!

631
00:37:24,541 --> 00:37:28,125
And no one's gonna notice
the little extra junk in the trunk.

632
00:37:28,208 --> 00:37:30,416
- What are you saying?
- Hey, I'm agreeing with you!

633
00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:31,500
Hold on!

634
00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:34,541
We've got a big, big problem here.

635
00:37:35,458 --> 00:37:37,166
Well, spit it out.

636
00:37:37,250 --> 00:37:39,666
Cousin Mags ain't gonna go along
with any of this.

637
00:37:39,750 --> 00:37:43,333
Which is why you'll have to grab her
and stash her somewhere.

638
00:37:43,416 --> 00:37:44,666
And to do that,

639
00:37:44,750 --> 00:37:47,083
I'm gonna need to know
exactly where she's gonna be

640
00:37:47,166 --> 00:37:49,875
and what she's gonna be doing
for the next few days.

641
00:37:49,958 --> 00:37:52,791
That shouldn't be
terribly difficult to find out.

642
00:38:05,333 --> 00:38:10,166
Maggie! Maggie Moo! It's your cuzzy!

643
00:38:13,125 --> 00:38:18,166
- Oh! So sorry. Didn't see you there.
- No worries, Royal Six-Pack.

644
00:38:18,250 --> 00:38:20,833
Can you tell Maggie
I've got something for her orphans?

645
00:38:21,416 --> 00:38:24,000
How… generous.

646
00:38:24,083 --> 00:38:25,208
Oh.

647
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,958
I'd like to deliver it in person.

648
00:38:29,541 --> 00:38:32,083
Well, I'm afraid Lady Margaret's
turned in for the evening.

649
00:38:32,166 --> 00:38:33,458
Yes, tomorrow's a busy day.

650
00:38:33,541 --> 00:38:36,541
Huh. What's she so busy with?

651
00:38:36,625 --> 00:38:37,625
The Christmas concert.

652
00:38:37,708 --> 00:38:39,791
Yes, the Montenaro Children's Choir.

653
00:38:40,666 --> 00:38:43,506
There is a reception afterwards
if you'd like to catch up with her then.

654
00:38:43,583 --> 00:38:46,333
Hmm. I do love a good reception.

655
00:38:47,333 --> 00:38:49,125
And where's your princess bride?

656
00:38:49,708 --> 00:38:51,791
Yes, I was just looking for her, actually.

657
00:38:52,583 --> 00:38:55,458
So, I'm sure you get this all the time,

658
00:38:55,541 --> 00:38:58,916
but it's completely mad how much
your wife looks like my Maggie Moo!

659
00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:00,916
It still amazes me.

660
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,833
And is it really true they traded places?

661
00:39:03,916 --> 00:39:04,916
It is indeed.

662
00:39:05,291 --> 00:39:09,541
And they met where,
at some silly little contest?

663
00:39:09,625 --> 00:39:13,708
A baking contest,
over a spilt cup of coffee.

664
00:39:13,791 --> 00:39:16,250
They ran into one another
on the way to the powder room.

665
00:39:17,083 --> 00:39:20,125
The powder room? Lol.

666
00:39:22,416 --> 00:39:25,500
Oh, I believe Frank is
coordinating the gifts for the orphans.

667
00:39:26,041 --> 00:39:27,125
Oh.

668
00:39:27,666 --> 00:39:31,750
Well, then I guess this is au revoir!

669
00:39:34,791 --> 00:39:39,083
Ms. Pembroke, what an exquisite surprise.

670
00:39:39,708 --> 00:39:41,250
I have something for you.

671
00:39:41,333 --> 00:39:42,333
Oh.

672
00:39:42,916 --> 00:39:44,375
- But first...
- Yes?

673
00:39:45,583 --> 00:39:47,708
Have you been naughty or nice?

674
00:39:49,375 --> 00:39:50,208
Well…

675
00:39:50,291 --> 00:39:53,916
Between us,
the correct answer is "naughty."

676
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,541
- Naughty. Hmm.
- Hmm.

677
00:39:57,958 --> 00:40:01,250
- Meow.
- May I help you?

678
00:40:01,333 --> 00:40:02,333
Oh.

679
00:40:02,958 --> 00:40:04,583
For the orphans.

680
00:40:06,291 --> 00:40:07,666
- Thank you.
- Mm.

681
00:40:12,291 --> 00:40:14,375
I know when, I know how...

682
00:40:14,458 --> 00:40:16,083
...and I know where.

683
00:40:16,166 --> 00:40:18,375
The concert's tomorrow,
so we have to hurry.

684
00:40:18,458 --> 00:40:19,750
Call you from the road.

685
00:40:32,583 --> 00:40:33,625
Ah.

686
00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:38,041
Oh, Olivia! You look festive this morning.

687
00:40:38,125 --> 00:40:39,125
It's Christmas Eve!

688
00:40:39,166 --> 00:40:41,500
So it is. We have a concert to attend.

689
00:40:41,583 --> 00:40:45,833
Um, about that, Stacy says
she has a headache. She can't go.

690
00:40:45,916 --> 00:40:46,916
Oh.

691
00:40:47,291 --> 00:40:50,541
- She was fine ten minutes ago.
- It came on really fast.

692
00:40:51,125 --> 00:40:52,333
I should check on her.

693
00:40:52,916 --> 00:40:55,666
She told me she was going back to sleep.

694
00:40:55,750 --> 00:40:57,875
It's probably better
if we don't wake her up.

695
00:40:57,958 --> 00:40:59,791
Hmm. Good point.

696
00:41:02,333 --> 00:41:03,333
See you!

697
00:41:18,666 --> 00:41:19,708
You ready?

698
00:41:19,791 --> 00:41:20,791
Ready.

699
00:41:22,625 --> 00:41:24,375
So ready.

700
00:41:24,458 --> 00:41:27,250
<i>♪ Take a trip down Candy Cane Lane... ♪</i>

701
00:41:28,250 --> 00:41:30,375
- What?
- So gross!

702
00:41:30,833 --> 00:41:32,541
<i>♪ It's the best ♪</i>

703
00:41:32,625 --> 00:41:34,458
<i>♪ So get dressed ♪</i>

704
00:41:34,541 --> 00:41:36,208
<i>♪ And impressed ♪</i>

705
00:41:36,458 --> 00:41:39,250
<i>♪ You and the colors of the rainbow ♪</i>

706
00:41:39,333 --> 00:41:42,666
<i>♪ Take a trip down Candy Cane Lane
With me. ♪</i>

707
00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:43,625
<i>♪ It's so magical... ♪</i>

708
00:41:43,708 --> 00:41:44,750
Here you go.

709
00:41:45,333 --> 00:41:46,958
Perfect.

710
00:41:47,458 --> 00:41:49,250
<i>♪ So get dressed ♪</i>

711
00:41:49,333 --> 00:41:51,208
<i>♪ And impressed ♪</i>

712
00:41:51,291 --> 00:41:53,541
<i>♪ With the lights along the window ♪</i>

713
00:41:53,625 --> 00:41:56,708
<i>♪ Candy Cane Lane
Bring a friend this holiday ♪</i>

714
00:41:56,791 --> 00:41:58,750
<i>♪ Bring a friend who loves to play ♪</i>

715
00:41:58,833 --> 00:42:00,958
<i>♪ We'll eat all the candy canes, oh ♪</i>

716
00:42:01,041 --> 00:42:02,541
<i>♪ Candy Cane Lane... ♪</i>

717
00:42:02,625 --> 00:42:04,041
I love it.

718
00:42:04,125 --> 00:42:06,083
<i>♪ Bring a friend who loves to play ♪</i>

719
00:42:06,166 --> 00:42:08,375
<i>♪ We'll eat all the candy canes, oh ♪</i>

720
00:42:08,458 --> 00:42:13,291
<i>♪ Candy canes ♪</i>

721
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,125
<i>♪ We'll eat candy canes... ♪</i>

722
00:42:17,208 --> 00:42:19,875
All right. Finishing touches. Rings.

723
00:42:20,458 --> 00:42:22,708
Oh yeah. It feels weird taking it off.

724
00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:26,291
Her subjects adore her.

725
00:42:26,375 --> 00:42:30,500
They love how she smiles.
They see you, you're there.

726
00:42:30,583 --> 00:42:32,125
- You're waving.
- Why am I waving?

727
00:42:32,208 --> 00:42:33,750
- Because they wave!
- No, no, no!

728
00:42:33,833 --> 00:42:36,625
I grew up with her.
She doesn't wave all the time.

729
00:42:38,291 --> 00:42:41,333
<i>♪ Take a trip down Candy Cane Lane... ♪</i>

730
00:42:41,416 --> 00:42:44,833
She stands very erect and she holds her
hands like this. I don't know why.

731
00:42:44,916 --> 00:42:46,416
<i>♪ We can dance ♪</i>

732
00:42:46,500 --> 00:42:48,416
<i>♪ Holding hands... ♪</i>

733
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,458
And the earrings.

734
00:42:50,541 --> 00:42:54,833
Walk, swagger, walk, swagger, walk,
swagger and pose. It's simple!

735
00:42:59,583 --> 00:43:02,083
Lovely. A bit more like this.

736
00:43:02,416 --> 00:43:03,416
Hmm.

737
00:43:03,958 --> 00:43:05,767
- Yo.
- What are you doing?

738
00:43:05,791 --> 00:43:07,916
- What?
- I'm not a gangster, just relax.

739
00:43:11,041 --> 00:43:12,416
You enter with confidence!

740
00:43:12,500 --> 00:43:15,875
- Posture. She holds her hands like this.
- It's not! It's about service...

741
00:43:18,458 --> 00:43:22,583
<i>♪ Christmas is waiting for you... ♪</i>

742
00:43:25,166 --> 00:43:26,708
What do you think?

743
00:43:27,291 --> 00:43:28,750
Even better than last time.

744
00:43:28,833 --> 00:43:30,916
So, how do we proceed?

745
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,750
I'll escort you to the service entrance

746
00:43:32,833 --> 00:43:35,541
from where Mr. De Luca
will drive you to meet Mr. Richards.

747
00:43:37,041 --> 00:43:37,916
Here we go.

748
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,041
I'll wait for you downstairs.

749
00:43:48,666 --> 00:43:49,750
Are you ready?

750
00:43:49,833 --> 00:43:50,916
Hell yeah.

751
00:44:06,541 --> 00:44:07,833
Penny for your thoughts.

752
00:44:09,250 --> 00:44:12,666
Edward. How lovely to see you.

753
00:44:13,708 --> 00:44:15,000
Are you going somewhere?

754
00:44:15,541 --> 00:44:18,625
Stacy is under the weather,
so I thought I'd take a stroll.

755
00:44:18,708 --> 00:44:20,083
Ah, yes.

756
00:44:20,625 --> 00:44:23,458
A stroll a day keeps the bad weather away.

757
00:44:23,541 --> 00:44:28,291
And you don't want to be under the weather
when the weather's bad…

758
00:44:30,708 --> 00:44:32,416
Well, don't let me keep you.

759
00:44:35,458 --> 00:44:37,750
Actually, you're not keeping me at all.

760
00:44:37,833 --> 00:44:41,250
In fact,
it's rather fortuitous I ran into you.

761
00:44:41,333 --> 00:44:42,333
Is it?

762
00:44:43,375 --> 00:44:46,041
There's something
I've been meaning to talk to you about,

763
00:44:46,125 --> 00:44:49,583
something I hope you
keep in the strictest confidence.

764
00:44:50,458 --> 00:44:52,375
Do you really think now is the time?

765
00:44:54,083 --> 00:44:56,666
I need your advice about Stacy.

766
00:44:58,958 --> 00:44:59,958
Oh.

767
00:45:01,083 --> 00:45:02,458
What kind of advice?

768
00:45:05,333 --> 00:45:07,125
Well, to be completely candid…

769
00:45:08,333 --> 00:45:12,958
things have been… different
between us these past few months.

770
00:45:14,125 --> 00:45:18,083
It seems as if she's always got
something to do or somewhere to be.

771
00:45:19,458 --> 00:45:21,916
Well, I'm sure you're very busy as well.

772
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:23,375
Yeah, I suppose.

773
00:45:24,916 --> 00:45:30,125
But I daresay that most of what I do is to
keep busy while she's otherwise occupied.

774
00:45:30,958 --> 00:45:34,250
I'm honestly worried that somehow
I've let her down.

775
00:45:35,250 --> 00:45:38,291
That perhaps married life
isn't what she hoped it would be.

776
00:45:40,416 --> 00:45:41,416
Well, that…

777
00:45:42,125 --> 00:45:43,250
That…

778
00:45:43,333 --> 00:45:44,541
That couldn't be true.

779
00:45:47,125 --> 00:45:48,666
Has she said anything to you?

780
00:45:48,750 --> 00:45:52,083
Anything that might make you think
she's having second thoughts about us?

781
00:45:52,166 --> 00:45:53,375
Not a peep.

782
00:45:53,958 --> 00:45:56,500
Because nothing is more important to me
than her happiness.

783
00:45:57,875 --> 00:45:59,500
Stacy's everything to me.

784
00:46:04,375 --> 00:46:06,500
Your car is ready, Your Grace.

785
00:46:06,583 --> 00:46:08,708
Yes, just one moment, if you please.

786
00:46:13,291 --> 00:46:16,166
Everything will be all right, Edward.

787
00:46:17,458 --> 00:46:18,458
I promise.

788
00:46:31,833 --> 00:46:32,993
Where are you going?

789
00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:36,291
Oh, I thought I'd see how Stacy's feeling.

790
00:46:36,875 --> 00:46:38,000
Don't do that.

791
00:46:38,083 --> 00:46:39,083
Why not?

792
00:46:39,458 --> 00:46:43,583
Because... because she said she was going
to take me Christmas shopping

793
00:46:43,666 --> 00:46:45,708
for my dad's present
while he's at the concert,

794
00:46:46,208 --> 00:46:47,708
but now she can't.

795
00:46:47,791 --> 00:46:50,666
- So she said you'd do it.
- Don't you want to go to the concert?

796
00:46:51,458 --> 00:46:54,166
Nah, I really want to surprise my dad,

797
00:46:54,250 --> 00:46:56,916
but we better get going
before all the good stuff's gone.

798
00:47:00,041 --> 00:47:02,500
Yes, I suppose we could run out
and find a little something.

799
00:47:03,166 --> 00:47:04,083
Let's go.

800
00:47:13,625 --> 00:47:15,458
Here we go again.

801
00:47:15,541 --> 00:47:18,541
You'll be fine,
Your Royal Highness. Come on, deep breath.

802
00:47:49,458 --> 00:47:50,458
Frank.

803
00:47:56,541 --> 00:47:57,541
Thank you.

804
00:48:03,125 --> 00:48:07,166
Welcome to Santa's Magic Village.
And we have the whole place to ourselves.

805
00:48:08,041 --> 00:48:09,708
How did you manage it?

806
00:48:09,791 --> 00:48:11,166
Mrs. Donatelli.

807
00:48:11,708 --> 00:48:12,583
That woman rocks.

808
00:48:12,666 --> 00:48:14,083
Indeed she does.

809
00:48:15,708 --> 00:48:16,708
Kevin…

810
00:48:17,750 --> 00:48:20,208
I'm so sorry about canceling yesterday.

811
00:48:20,291 --> 00:48:22,291
We're here now. That's all that counts.

812
00:48:23,750 --> 00:48:24,750
All right.

813
00:48:26,625 --> 00:48:29,000
So what do you want to do first?

814
00:48:29,708 --> 00:48:33,666
We can string some popcorn,
pet a reindeer, visit the North Pole…

815
00:48:40,208 --> 00:48:41,041
Huh.

816
00:48:44,083 --> 00:48:45,916
Ooh. I quite like this one.

817
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,291
<i>Ho ho ho!</i>

818
00:48:47,375 --> 00:48:49,041
No, you don't…

819
00:48:54,041 --> 00:48:55,333
Who are you calling?

820
00:48:57,833 --> 00:49:00,393
Olivia, is there some reason you don't
want me to speak to Stacy?

821
00:49:00,458 --> 00:49:01,791
No…

822
00:49:03,250 --> 00:49:05,166
I didn't want to say anything, but…

823
00:49:05,666 --> 00:49:09,041
you're being a little bit
of a helicopter husband.

824
00:49:09,125 --> 00:49:10,041
Sorry, what?

825
00:49:10,125 --> 00:49:11,416
A helicopter husband.

826
00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:14,666
You know, someone who hovers around and…

827
00:49:15,166 --> 00:49:17,000
doesn't give the other person
room to breathe.

828
00:49:17,708 --> 00:49:19,750
Do you really think I… hover?

829
00:49:21,666 --> 00:49:22,666
Right.

830
00:49:24,500 --> 00:49:29,291
Perhaps we should have dinner out as well,
and do a little shopping for your friends.

831
00:49:29,375 --> 00:49:31,166
I have lots of friends.

832
00:49:31,250 --> 00:49:32,250
Brilliant.

833
00:49:32,291 --> 00:49:34,125
Brilliant.

834
00:49:35,666 --> 00:49:39,000
<i>♪ God rest ye merry gentlemen ♪</i>

835
00:49:39,083 --> 00:49:42,083
<i>♪ Let nothing you dismay ♪</i>

836
00:49:42,583 --> 00:49:49,083
<i>♪ For Jesus Christ our savior
Was born upon this day ♪</i>

837
00:49:49,666 --> 00:49:53,083
<i>♪ To save us all from Satan's power... ♪</i>

838
00:50:00,125 --> 00:50:01,125
Showtime.

839
00:50:02,958 --> 00:50:05,458
The service entrance
is right there in the alley.

840
00:50:05,541 --> 00:50:07,583
We'll need five minutes
to get past security

841
00:50:07,666 --> 00:50:10,500
- and then we'll let you in.
- I know, I made the plan.

842
00:50:10,583 --> 00:50:13,166
Just stay here till I come and get you.

843
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,208
Okay.

844
00:50:19,875 --> 00:50:24,916
<i>♪ And a Happy New Year ♪</i>

845
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:39,250
Oh.

846
00:50:55,875 --> 00:50:56,875
What do you think?

847
00:50:59,041 --> 00:51:00,166
I like her smile.

848
00:51:00,833 --> 00:51:02,708
She hasn't smiled in quite a while.

849
00:51:03,375 --> 00:51:04,416
Funny…

850
00:51:04,500 --> 00:51:06,541
because he told me
he had the same problem.

851
00:51:08,791 --> 00:51:10,541
They say love conquers all,

852
00:51:11,375 --> 00:51:13,333
but it's not so straightforward, is it?

853
00:51:14,041 --> 00:51:15,041
No.

854
00:51:16,125 --> 00:51:17,125
It's not.

855
00:51:24,458 --> 00:51:25,541
The truth is…

856
00:51:27,625 --> 00:51:30,333
there's no one else in the world
I'd rather be with.

857
00:51:31,333 --> 00:51:33,958
That's not what you said six months ago.

858
00:51:36,125 --> 00:51:38,500
I thought we were going to live
the simple life.

859
00:51:40,041 --> 00:51:43,416
You, me, and Olivia,
you know, take things easy.

860
00:51:44,125 --> 00:51:45,333
Be spontaneous.

861
00:51:46,708 --> 00:51:50,291
Things were going good until your cousin
decided he didn't want to be king.

862
00:51:51,500 --> 00:51:55,333
I know that this whole royal affair
isn't what you want.

863
00:51:56,291 --> 00:51:57,833
But it's who I am now.

864
00:51:58,625 --> 00:52:00,041
I can't give it up.

865
00:52:02,166 --> 00:52:05,458
But the truth is
I don't want to give it up.

866
00:52:07,750 --> 00:52:10,208
It's become more than just a duty for me.

867
00:52:11,041 --> 00:52:12,666
I love this country.

868
00:52:13,375 --> 00:52:14,500
I love the people.

869
00:52:15,833 --> 00:52:18,500
This is something
that I was destined to do.

870
00:52:19,708 --> 00:52:20,958
It's who I am now.

871
00:52:24,208 --> 00:52:25,208
I know.

872
00:52:25,833 --> 00:52:28,416
- And I don't want you to give it up.
- You don't?

873
00:52:28,500 --> 00:52:29,500
No.

874
00:52:30,166 --> 00:52:31,875
You're gonna be a great queen.

875
00:52:34,583 --> 00:52:35,583
The thing is…

876
00:52:38,208 --> 00:52:39,750
I just don't want to hold you back.

877
00:52:40,458 --> 00:52:42,458
How could you ever hold me back?

878
00:52:45,083 --> 00:52:47,000
You need someone who's your equal.

879
00:52:47,958 --> 00:52:49,500
Someone who knows the ropes.

880
00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:52,708
Antonio's all that.

881
00:52:53,791 --> 00:52:54,791
I'm not.

882
00:52:56,458 --> 00:52:57,541
Don't you see?

883
00:52:58,583 --> 00:53:00,541
None of that matters.

884
00:53:01,583 --> 00:53:03,458
You're the one I love,

885
00:53:04,166 --> 00:53:05,166
not Tony.

886
00:53:05,916 --> 00:53:09,625
You don't have to be a count
or a prince or a king.

887
00:53:11,458 --> 00:53:12,750
You just need to be…

888
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:15,000
you.

889
00:53:19,041 --> 00:53:20,291
Are you sure about that?

890
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:24,541
I was heartbroken when you said
you just wanted to be friends.

891
00:53:25,333 --> 00:53:27,291
I only said that because you said that.

892
00:53:32,416 --> 00:53:33,416
Oh.

893
00:53:34,416 --> 00:53:35,958
Look…

894
00:53:37,625 --> 00:53:40,208
maybe the spontaneous thing to do is

895
00:53:41,416 --> 00:53:43,375
give us another chance.

896
00:53:43,458 --> 00:53:46,083
I do love spontaneous.

897
00:54:04,708 --> 00:54:05,750
Oh!

898
00:54:26,625 --> 00:54:28,750
Ladies and gentlemen,

899
00:54:28,833 --> 00:54:34,208
our sponsor and patroness,
Lady Margaret Delacourt.

900
00:54:36,208 --> 00:54:37,291
Hear! Hear!

901
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,583
Mrs. Donatelli!
You're just the person I'm looking for!

902
00:54:42,666 --> 00:54:44,291
I'm afraid now isn't the time, I...

903
00:54:44,375 --> 00:54:47,000
This dreadful man is threatening
to post lurid details

904
00:54:47,083 --> 00:54:48,791
about Duchess Margaret and Prince William!

905
00:54:50,791 --> 00:54:53,416
I am terribly sorry, Your Grace.

906
00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:55,833
- You clumsy oaf!
- No, it was an accident!

907
00:54:55,916 --> 00:54:58,375
Oh, not to worry.
It's just a silly little spill.

908
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:02,250
If I get you to the ladies' room quickly,
I can get that out for you.

909
00:55:02,333 --> 00:55:04,750
Jolly good! Back in a jiff.

910
00:55:04,833 --> 00:55:07,416
- All right. What is this all about?
- No, I don't.

911
00:55:12,041 --> 00:55:15,208
- Right in here, Your Ladyship.
- Thank you, Mindy. You're an angel.

912
00:55:15,291 --> 00:55:16,875
Well, some say.

913
00:55:19,833 --> 00:55:22,416
I haven't seen Fiona. Is she here?

914
00:55:23,333 --> 00:55:24,333
Sh!

915
00:55:29,291 --> 00:55:31,125
Surprise!

916
00:55:31,208 --> 00:55:33,000
Now it's my turn to switch.

917
00:55:40,333 --> 00:55:43,791
- Hurry up!
- This is as fast as I can go!

918
00:55:44,375 --> 00:55:46,291
Oh, dear. All right.

919
00:55:48,125 --> 00:55:49,765
All right, then. Come on, gently does it.

920
00:55:49,791 --> 00:55:51,591
What are you doing?

921
00:55:51,625 --> 00:55:52,750
Where are you taking me?

922
00:56:12,250 --> 00:56:16,000
Margaret Delacourt, is it really you?

923
00:56:16,083 --> 00:56:18,041
Who else would it be?

924
00:56:18,125 --> 00:56:20,041
Where is my driver?

925
00:56:20,125 --> 00:56:22,125
Don't you remember me?

926
00:56:22,875 --> 00:56:25,291
Of course I do, you're…

927
00:56:25,375 --> 00:56:27,208
Shannon Earle!

928
00:56:27,291 --> 00:56:29,583
Only now it's Shannon Earle Carlisle.

929
00:56:30,375 --> 00:56:32,666
We went to Oxford together!

930
00:56:32,750 --> 00:56:34,916
Oxford. Dear Oxford green.

931
00:56:35,666 --> 00:56:37,625
Oh, it's Oxford blue.

932
00:56:38,125 --> 00:56:40,083
I'm color blind. Driver!

933
00:56:40,666 --> 00:56:43,166
You were in my Italian class.

934
00:56:45,208 --> 00:56:49,333
Dolce & Gabbana.
My car, now.

935
00:56:49,416 --> 00:56:51,041
Take me to the palace.

936
00:56:57,375 --> 00:56:58,541
Where am I?

937
00:56:58,625 --> 00:57:00,333
- All right.
- Blimey!

938
00:57:00,416 --> 00:57:01,496
What is this place?

939
00:57:01,541 --> 00:57:03,291
Mindy, help me out here, girl.

940
00:57:12,500 --> 00:57:13,750
All right, come on.

941
00:57:17,250 --> 00:57:19,708
Your royal suite, your Highnesty.

942
00:57:19,791 --> 00:57:21,231
I'm telling you,

943
00:57:21,291 --> 00:57:22,833
you kidnapped the wrong person.

944
00:57:23,916 --> 00:57:26,601
- People are gonna be looking for me.
- Yeah, yeah. All right.

945
00:57:26,625 --> 00:57:28,976
- My husband is going to be looking for me.
- Uh-huh.

946
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:30,280
You'll all go to prison!

947
00:57:30,333 --> 00:57:31,500
"Your Highnesty?"

948
00:57:31,583 --> 00:57:33,708
Oh, shut up, Reggie.

949
00:57:33,791 --> 00:57:35,750
Me? Your Highnesty.

950
00:57:46,125 --> 00:57:48,125
Meow!

951
00:58:04,625 --> 00:58:06,250
Come to Mommy.

952
00:58:11,041 --> 00:58:13,416
Stacy, I'm back!

953
00:58:14,416 --> 00:58:17,333
- Who is it?
- It's me, Margaret.

954
00:58:34,041 --> 00:58:36,666
I had the most enchanting time of my life.

955
00:58:38,083 --> 00:58:39,291
Oh, my…

956
00:58:39,375 --> 00:58:42,333
Kevin is the most wonderful man
in the world.

957
00:58:43,875 --> 00:58:45,958
You were absolutely right.

958
00:58:46,041 --> 00:58:48,458
All we needed was a little time together.

959
00:58:49,833 --> 00:58:52,291
I've never been happier in my life.

960
00:58:53,291 --> 00:58:56,375
And I owe it all to you, you darling girl.

961
00:58:56,958 --> 00:58:58,958
Well, you and Olivia.

962
00:58:59,041 --> 00:59:03,416
Oh, Stacy, I'm so glad
you talked me into switching places.

963
00:59:06,041 --> 00:59:06,916
Did…

964
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:11,875
Did I really have to talk you
into switching places?

965
00:59:12,541 --> 00:59:15,833
I was honestly terrified
we wouldn't be able to pull it off again,

966
00:59:16,583 --> 00:59:18,541
but apparently we did.

967
00:59:20,166 --> 00:59:21,166
Apparently.

968
00:59:22,041 --> 00:59:24,416
I hope the Christmas concert
wasn't too much trouble.

969
00:59:24,500 --> 00:59:26,291
I love a good concert.

970
00:59:26,375 --> 00:59:29,708
Well, if you'll excuse me,
I need to change for dinner.

971
00:59:29,791 --> 00:59:31,375
I don't want to keep Kevin waiting.

972
00:59:32,250 --> 00:59:34,375
By the way, your accent is much better.

973
00:59:38,333 --> 00:59:39,541
Dinner with Kevin?

974
00:59:40,375 --> 00:59:42,833
Aren't you the least bit concerned
about Edward?

975
00:59:44,291 --> 00:59:46,625
What has any of this got
to do with Edward?

976
00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:48,958
He is your husband after all.

977
00:59:50,250 --> 00:59:51,083
Don't be silly.

978
00:59:51,166 --> 00:59:52,166
Stacy.

979
00:59:53,125 --> 00:59:55,708
You know how much
I treasure our friendship,

980
00:59:56,291 --> 00:59:59,625
but barging in here and going on about
how you're planning to cheat on Edward.

981
00:59:59,708 --> 01:00:00,708
Well...

982
01:00:01,333 --> 01:00:02,708
I think you better go.

983
01:00:03,958 --> 01:00:05,958
Stacy, the game is over.

984
01:00:06,041 --> 01:00:09,541
I have absolutely no idea
what you're talking about.

985
01:00:09,625 --> 01:00:13,000
This isn't funny.
It's time to switch back.

986
01:00:13,083 --> 01:00:16,416
I insist you take your leave at once.

987
01:00:16,500 --> 01:00:18,166
You must be joking.

988
01:00:18,250 --> 01:00:21,291
Or would you rather I call the guard
and have you thrown out?

989
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:27,750
That won't be necessary.

990
01:00:47,291 --> 01:00:49,000
We are so screwed!

991
01:00:49,083 --> 01:00:51,375
You're such a drama queen.

992
01:00:51,458 --> 01:00:53,500
We grabbed the wrong Maggie.

993
01:00:53,583 --> 01:00:57,041
This one's got free Wi-Fi
and Taco Tuesdays.

994
01:00:57,125 --> 01:00:58,625
Oh, and a cabana boy!

995
01:00:58,708 --> 01:01:01,791
You're not going to need
a cabana boy in prison.

996
01:01:01,875 --> 01:01:04,708
So, would you two
please stop talking and focus?

997
01:01:04,791 --> 01:01:07,875
All right, Fi-Fi!
There's no reason to get testy.

998
01:01:08,916 --> 01:01:10,166
Really, Reggie?

999
01:01:10,250 --> 01:01:11,666
Because I think there is.

1000
01:01:11,750 --> 01:01:13,750
I think there's a very big reason.

1001
01:01:13,833 --> 01:01:17,000
If your cousin's there,
then who've we got in the basement?

1002
01:01:17,083 --> 01:01:19,625
Well, the look-alike from Belgravia.

1003
01:01:20,833 --> 01:01:23,166
She did say you grabbed the wrong person.

1004
01:01:23,750 --> 01:01:24,750
Me?

1005
01:01:25,291 --> 01:01:27,666
- So now it's my fault?
- Well, it's not mine.

1006
01:01:27,750 --> 01:01:29,559
<i>- It's not mine!
- Yes, it is.</i>

1007
01:01:29,583 --> 01:01:30,976
<i>- I's not!
- It is.</i>

1008
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:33,309
- No, it's not. I was following you!
- It's 'cause you said...

1009
01:01:33,333 --> 01:01:36,375
We need a plan.

1010
01:01:36,458 --> 01:01:37,500
All right…

1011
01:01:39,375 --> 01:01:41,916
You said this was a get-in,
get-out job, right?

1012
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:42,833
So?

1013
01:01:42,916 --> 01:01:45,375
So all you have to do is get out faster.

1014
01:01:45,458 --> 01:01:49,166
Well, no can do.
The coronation isn't till tomorrow.

1015
01:01:49,250 --> 01:01:51,041
So move it up to tonight.

1016
01:01:51,125 --> 01:01:53,458
And how am I supposed to do that?

1017
01:01:53,541 --> 01:01:56,375
Hello? You're going to be queen.

1018
01:01:56,458 --> 01:01:57,875
<i>You make the rules.</i>

1019
01:01:58,375 --> 01:02:00,791
I do, don't I?

1020
01:02:06,541 --> 01:02:07,625
Hmm.

1021
01:02:08,375 --> 01:02:10,958
But first I've got some
dinner plans to cancel.

1022
01:02:21,416 --> 01:02:22,416
Darling!

1023
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:25,851
- So glad your headache's better.
- There's something I have to tell you.

1024
01:02:25,875 --> 01:02:27,291
Let me go first.

1025
01:02:28,625 --> 01:02:31,458
I need to apologize
if I've hovered too much,

1026
01:02:32,125 --> 01:02:36,416
you know, like a helicopter,
circling about and buzzing all the while.

1027
01:02:37,916 --> 01:02:41,041
Why are you speaking
with a different accent?

1028
01:02:41,125 --> 01:02:43,708
I'm not speaking with an accent.
I'm Margaret.

1029
01:02:45,041 --> 01:02:46,041
Don't be silly.

1030
01:02:46,541 --> 01:02:48,916
Why won't anyone believe me?

1031
01:02:50,833 --> 01:02:51,916
- You're serious.
- Yeah.

1032
01:02:52,416 --> 01:02:54,208
I've never been more serious in my life.

1033
01:02:55,750 --> 01:02:58,458
- But Stacy promised me that she'd never...
- It's my fault.

1034
01:02:58,541 --> 01:03:01,958
I needed time with Kevin
and Stacy was only trying to help.

1035
01:03:03,041 --> 01:03:04,333
No one was supposed to know.

1036
01:03:04,958 --> 01:03:07,208
If no one's supposed to know,
why are you telling me now?

1037
01:03:07,291 --> 01:03:09,125
There's been a bit of a snag.

1038
01:03:09,625 --> 01:03:12,583
Well, a rather major snag to be precise.

1039
01:03:13,208 --> 01:03:15,166
Come on now, remember our chat.

1040
01:03:16,166 --> 01:03:18,500
- Twenty-five years...
- Come on, happy face.

1041
01:03:18,583 --> 01:03:20,208
Mrs. Donatelli? Are you all right?

1042
01:03:21,125 --> 01:03:22,125
No.

1043
01:03:23,041 --> 01:03:25,291
No, I am most certainly not all right.

1044
01:03:25,375 --> 01:03:27,500
The most awful thing has happened.

1045
01:03:27,583 --> 01:03:30,791
After 25 years of loyal service,
Lady Margaret has…

1046
01:03:32,125 --> 01:03:33,625
Well, she's given me the boot.

1047
01:03:34,375 --> 01:03:36,333
She says that she doesn't need me anymore,

1048
01:03:36,416 --> 01:03:38,708
and she's moved the coronation
up to tonight

1049
01:03:38,791 --> 01:03:41,000
so that she can spend Christmas
with the orphans.

1050
01:03:41,083 --> 01:03:44,041
I would never fire you, Mrs. Donatelli,

1051
01:03:44,125 --> 01:03:46,791
and I certainly am not moving up
my coronation.

1052
01:03:49,625 --> 01:03:50,625
Lady Margaret?

1053
01:03:51,625 --> 01:03:52,750
Oh.

1054
01:03:53,416 --> 01:03:54,416
Oh.

1055
01:03:55,625 --> 01:03:58,500
- And… he knows?
- Yes.

1056
01:03:59,875 --> 01:04:01,791
- And you've not switched back yet?
- No.

1057
01:04:01,875 --> 01:04:05,583
And I can assure you the woman upstairs
in my suite is not Princess Stacy,

1058
01:04:05,666 --> 01:04:08,333
unless she's gone
completely off her trolley.

1059
01:04:09,750 --> 01:04:11,583
Let me see if I follow this, so…

1060
01:04:12,375 --> 01:04:14,416
if the two of you haven't switched back

1061
01:04:15,333 --> 01:04:16,708
and this is Lady Margaret,

1062
01:04:17,458 --> 01:04:21,000
and if Lady Margaret upstairs isn't Stacy,

1063
01:04:22,250 --> 01:04:24,500
who's upstairs and where's my wife?

1064
01:04:25,250 --> 01:04:26,958
Off with their heads.

1065
01:04:30,458 --> 01:04:31,458
Who...

1066
01:04:32,416 --> 01:04:34,291
- Who is it?
- It's Kevin.

1067
01:04:43,541 --> 01:04:44,541
Come in.

1068
01:04:47,791 --> 01:04:49,625
I know, I'm kind of early but…

1069
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,333
Oh! I can come back later if...

1070
01:04:52,416 --> 01:04:54,166
No, Kevin, please stay.

1071
01:04:54,250 --> 01:04:56,458
There's something we need to discuss.

1072
01:04:57,208 --> 01:04:58,416
Yeah. Sure.

1073
01:04:59,291 --> 01:05:00,291
Everything okay?

1074
01:05:00,708 --> 01:05:02,291
I'm afraid it isn't.

1075
01:05:05,541 --> 01:05:08,791
The time we spent together today
was truly magical.

1076
01:05:08,875 --> 01:05:10,291
Yeah, I thought so too.

1077
01:05:10,875 --> 01:05:12,333
But it isn't right.

1078
01:05:15,166 --> 01:05:17,708
Deep down, we both know it.

1079
01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:23,083
You need a wife and your darling
little girl needs a mother.

1080
01:05:23,958 --> 01:05:26,875
Like it or not, I have a country to run.

1081
01:05:28,333 --> 01:05:31,791
And I can't be the wife
and mother you both deserve.

1082
01:05:32,666 --> 01:05:33,500
That's not true.

1083
01:05:33,583 --> 01:05:35,666
Don't make this harder than it is.

1084
01:05:36,958 --> 01:05:39,750
- But you said...
- You must forget what I said.

1085
01:05:40,666 --> 01:05:43,041
I was emotional. I wasn't thinking.

1086
01:05:45,583 --> 01:05:47,083
Margaret, this isn't like you.

1087
01:05:49,250 --> 01:05:50,250
Please,

1088
01:05:50,666 --> 01:05:53,416
it's best for both of us
if we end this now.

1089
01:05:57,125 --> 01:05:59,125
You and Olivia need to go home.

1090
01:06:00,916 --> 01:06:01,958
You really mean that?

1091
01:06:04,708 --> 01:06:05,833
Because if you do,

1092
01:06:07,041 --> 01:06:08,458
I'm not coming back…

1093
01:06:09,958 --> 01:06:10,958
ever.

1094
01:06:11,083 --> 01:06:13,375
Goodbye, Kevin.

1095
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:37,000
Bye!

1096
01:06:44,833 --> 01:06:45,833
Hello?

1097
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:49,208
Hello, can anyone hear me?

1098
01:06:51,125 --> 01:06:52,125
Hello!

1099
01:07:15,291 --> 01:07:18,000
I still don't understand what happened.

1100
01:07:20,750 --> 01:07:22,833
She changed her mind. That's all.

1101
01:07:25,375 --> 01:07:27,791
Are you sure she wasn't pranking you?

1102
01:07:27,875 --> 01:07:28,875
Liv…

1103
01:07:30,375 --> 01:07:32,708
I know how much
you care about Margaret,

1104
01:07:33,583 --> 01:07:35,166
but it's time to let go.

1105
01:07:36,500 --> 01:07:37,500
For both of us.

1106
01:07:38,083 --> 01:07:39,916
- But, Daddy...
- Livvie…

1107
01:07:40,791 --> 01:07:41,791
let's go.

1108
01:07:43,041 --> 01:07:44,041
Come on.

1109
01:07:46,375 --> 01:07:47,416
Get in the car.

1110
01:07:57,333 --> 01:07:58,333
Airport, please.

1111
01:08:00,125 --> 01:08:01,125
Very good, sir.

1112
01:08:08,833 --> 01:08:10,708
After the concert what happened?

1113
01:08:10,791 --> 01:08:13,375
We were separated for a few minutes
at the reception,

1114
01:08:13,875 --> 01:08:16,708
and then she returned
to the palace in her limousine.

1115
01:08:16,791 --> 01:08:17,666
Without you?

1116
01:08:17,750 --> 01:08:21,000
I'd been informed that she'd already left.
So I took a separate car.

1117
01:08:21,083 --> 01:08:24,541
So something must have happened
after the concert and before you returned.

1118
01:08:27,416 --> 01:08:29,958
- The drink!
- Ah-ha! So you were drinking!

1119
01:08:30,041 --> 01:08:32,250
Not me, you fool.

1120
01:08:32,916 --> 01:08:35,958
The man with your cousin Fiona… Reggie.

1121
01:08:36,041 --> 01:08:38,708
- He spilled a drink on your dress.
- Stacy's dress.

1122
01:08:38,791 --> 01:08:43,000
Yes, and then Fiona's secretary
took her to the ladies' room.

1123
01:08:43,083 --> 01:08:44,833
- Ah-ha!
- What are you thinking, Frank?

1124
01:08:45,416 --> 01:08:48,083
I have absolutely no idea, sir.

1125
01:08:48,833 --> 01:08:49,958
I think I know.

1126
01:08:51,125 --> 01:08:53,083
They made the switch
in the powder room.

1127
01:08:53,666 --> 01:08:56,083
They kidnapped Stacy
because they thought it was me.

1128
01:08:56,875 --> 01:09:00,125
- So the woman upstairs is your cousin.
- I wouldn't put it past her.

1129
01:09:00,208 --> 01:09:04,375
And underneath all that peroxide,
there is a striking resemblance.

1130
01:09:04,458 --> 01:09:06,708
So if Fiona's associates took Stacy,

1131
01:09:07,666 --> 01:09:08,958
where would they go?

1132
01:09:09,041 --> 01:09:11,541
I'm guessing
they're at her father's old estate.

1133
01:09:11,625 --> 01:09:13,500
It's less than an hour away from here.

1134
01:09:13,583 --> 01:09:16,125
Right. I'll get the car.

1135
01:09:16,208 --> 01:09:17,333
I'll deal with Fiona.

1136
01:09:17,416 --> 01:09:20,750
Well, I wouldn't confront her just yet.
Not while they still have Stacy.

1137
01:09:20,833 --> 01:09:23,083
Right, then we'll come with you.

1138
01:09:23,833 --> 01:09:27,291
Notify Count Rossi of our suspicions
and have him delay the coronation.

1139
01:09:27,375 --> 01:09:28,666
Right away, Your Highness.

1140
01:09:29,333 --> 01:09:30,333
Bingo.

1141
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:36,333
I honestly don't understand the urgency.

1142
01:09:36,416 --> 01:09:38,500
Then I shall review it for you again.

1143
01:09:39,541 --> 01:09:43,916
I intend to spend Christmas with
those poor, poor orphans at St. Matthew's.

1144
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:45,666
Aren't the orphans at St. Michael's?

1145
01:09:46,833 --> 01:09:48,083
I am in charge

1146
01:09:48,166 --> 01:09:52,500
and you as my loyal subject must do
precisely what I tell you to do.

1147
01:09:56,625 --> 01:09:57,625
I would…

1148
01:09:58,541 --> 01:10:00,333
if you were really Lady Margaret.

1149
01:10:01,708 --> 01:10:03,958
But you're not, are you?

1150
01:10:04,791 --> 01:10:06,916
How dare you question me!

1151
01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:08,208
You're Margaret's cousin.

1152
01:10:09,375 --> 01:10:11,726
- I'll have you arrested for treason.
- I don't think you will

1153
01:10:11,750 --> 01:10:13,958
- because I can prove it.
- I'm calling the guards!

1154
01:10:14,041 --> 01:10:16,166
All it takes is a close look at your hand.

1155
01:10:16,875 --> 01:10:18,500
The little tattoo on your pinkie…

1156
01:10:19,500 --> 01:10:21,500
you should take greater care
to cover it up.

1157
01:10:26,458 --> 01:10:27,791
So now what?

1158
01:10:28,958 --> 01:10:30,625
I'm guessing you're after money.

1159
01:10:31,291 --> 01:10:35,208
You're not stupid enough to think that
you can maintain this charade for long.

1160
01:10:36,625 --> 01:10:40,208
So you can either make me a partner
in your little scheme

1161
01:10:41,125 --> 01:10:44,625
or be exposed
as an impostor and a traitor.

1162
01:10:45,208 --> 01:10:47,875
You don't need my money.
You're filthy rich.

1163
01:10:47,958 --> 01:10:51,458
My eldest brother inherited
the majority of the family estate,

1164
01:10:51,958 --> 01:10:55,791
which left me with expensive tastes
and a very small income.

1165
01:10:58,833 --> 01:11:00,166
What about Margaret?

1166
01:11:00,250 --> 01:11:02,625
Once you've gotten what you came for,

1167
01:11:02,708 --> 01:11:06,750
you'll vanish without a trace, which means
Margaret never has to know anything.

1168
01:11:08,166 --> 01:11:10,708
I'll make sure the coronation
happens tonight.

1169
01:11:11,500 --> 01:11:15,375
And afterwards, you'll meet
with the Chancellor of the Exchequer

1170
01:11:15,458 --> 01:11:19,041
and make an incredibly generous donation
to a fictitious charity

1171
01:11:19,125 --> 01:11:21,500
of which you
are the Chief Financial Officer.

1172
01:11:22,333 --> 01:11:25,083
As soon as you write a check to me
for my services,

1173
01:11:25,166 --> 01:11:27,500
I'll arrange for your discreet departure.

1174
01:11:28,708 --> 01:11:31,000
You can do whatever you like
with the rest of the money.

1175
01:11:36,541 --> 01:11:38,416
When we arrive, everyone keep alert.

1176
01:11:38,500 --> 01:11:40,559
There's no telling
what we'll find when we get there.

1177
01:11:40,583 --> 01:11:44,541
Mm-hmm. And it's a good thing
that these are registered weapons.

1178
01:11:44,625 --> 01:11:46,875
- Frank! Hands on the wheel!
- All right!

1179
01:11:56,416 --> 01:11:59,000
Your dinner is served.

1180
01:12:01,666 --> 01:12:02,666
Hello?

1181
01:12:05,208 --> 01:12:07,125
Your Highnesty?

1182
01:12:08,166 --> 01:12:09,916
Hello?

1183
01:12:13,083 --> 01:12:16,125
You playing hide and seek?

1184
01:12:18,958 --> 01:12:20,416
You are!

1185
01:12:36,833 --> 01:12:37,833
Oy!

1186
01:12:38,250 --> 01:12:40,375
Oy! Come here!

1187
01:12:44,791 --> 01:12:46,000
Oh my God.

1188
01:12:57,166 --> 01:12:58,166
Is anyone there?

1189
01:12:58,750 --> 01:13:01,250
Mindy! Get her!

1190
01:13:01,333 --> 01:13:03,166
Where do you think you're going? Oh!

1191
01:13:09,791 --> 01:13:11,458
Help! Help me, Reggie.

1192
01:13:12,416 --> 01:13:16,333
Reggie, get me out of here.
Get me out of here. Reggie!

1193
01:13:17,625 --> 01:13:18,708
Oh! Whoa! Oh!

1194
01:13:18,791 --> 01:13:20,184
- Sir…
- Oh dear, Edward!

1195
01:13:20,208 --> 01:13:22,125
Stacy? Can you hear me?

1196
01:13:23,750 --> 01:13:24,851
- Stacy?
- Thank God.

1197
01:13:24,875 --> 01:13:25,875
Come here!

1198
01:13:28,625 --> 01:13:30,666
They're over there! Go!

1199
01:13:31,875 --> 01:13:35,208
- Call the police! Frank, you're with me!
- Always, sir. Always!

1200
01:13:35,291 --> 01:13:37,091
Get away from her!

1201
01:13:48,583 --> 01:13:49,833
Oh!

1202
01:13:50,083 --> 01:13:53,083
I'm so sorry.
I should have told you everything.

1203
01:13:53,166 --> 01:13:55,416
As long as you're all right,
that's all that matters.

1204
01:13:55,500 --> 01:13:59,458
I promise you I will never make you
feel like I'm too busy for you ever again.

1205
01:13:59,541 --> 01:14:02,708
And I promise I will never hover
like a helicopter again.

1206
01:14:02,791 --> 01:14:03,875
Wait, what?

1207
01:14:03,958 --> 01:14:05,083
- It doesn't matter.
- Okay.

1208
01:14:08,083 --> 01:14:09,208
Margaret...

1209
01:14:11,291 --> 01:14:14,000
I'm so terribly sorry
to interrupt, Your Graces,

1210
01:14:14,083 --> 01:14:16,166
but Fiona is headed to the cathedral.

1211
01:14:16,250 --> 01:14:17,416
Right, let's go.

1212
01:14:26,625 --> 01:14:28,583
This is highly irregular.

1213
01:14:29,333 --> 01:14:32,500
The coronation is scheduled
for tomorrow on Christmas Day.

1214
01:14:32,583 --> 01:14:35,500
But I'm going to be
at St. Michael's on Christmas Day.

1215
01:14:36,250 --> 01:14:37,875
I've promised the orphans.

1216
01:14:37,958 --> 01:14:40,000
I thought the orphans
were at St. Matthew's.

1217
01:14:41,333 --> 01:14:44,166
It's a world tour of orphans.

1218
01:14:44,250 --> 01:14:46,500
It may be an unusual request,
Your Excellency,

1219
01:14:46,583 --> 01:14:48,708
but there's nothing
in canon or civil law

1220
01:14:48,791 --> 01:14:52,791
that prevents an heir apparent
from selecting the date of the coronation.

1221
01:14:52,875 --> 01:14:54,267
I know the law, sir,

1222
01:14:54,291 --> 01:14:57,458
and it clearly states that
a representative of the civil government

1223
01:14:57,541 --> 01:14:59,833
must be in attendance
when a new monarch is crowned.

1224
01:14:59,916 --> 01:15:02,041
I spoke to the Prime Minister an hour ago.

1225
01:15:02,708 --> 01:15:04,291
And here she is now.

1226
01:15:08,458 --> 01:15:09,583
I see.

1227
01:15:10,458 --> 01:15:12,250
We'll need some time to prepare.

1228
01:15:24,625 --> 01:15:26,833
Wait a second,
wasn't that the turnoff for the airport?

1229
01:15:26,916 --> 01:15:31,416
It was, but the bridge got washed away
six months ago.

1230
01:15:31,500 --> 01:15:32,750
Terrible flood.

1231
01:15:32,833 --> 01:15:34,833
A flood? In June?

1232
01:15:34,916 --> 01:15:37,416
Summer storms can be so unpredictable.

1233
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:41,833
- As long as we don't miss our flight, man.
- We wouldn't want that.

1234
01:15:42,958 --> 01:15:45,208
Is Your Majesty willing and able

1235
01:15:45,291 --> 01:15:48,791
to take this sacred oath
to uphold the laws and customs

1236
01:15:48,875 --> 01:15:51,125
of the Sovereign Nation of Montenaro?

1237
01:15:51,208 --> 01:15:52,500
Yes, I am.

1238
01:15:54,250 --> 01:15:55,500
Willing and able.

1239
01:15:56,041 --> 01:15:57,791
Then repeat after me.

1240
01:15:58,541 --> 01:16:01,375
I, Margaret Katherine Claire Delacourt…

1241
01:16:01,958 --> 01:16:04,041
I, Margaret Clara Karen...

1242
01:16:04,125 --> 01:16:06,166
Margaret Katherine Claire.

1243
01:16:06,791 --> 01:16:09,208
I, Margaret Katherine Claire…

1244
01:16:10,083 --> 01:16:12,375
- Dela...
- Delacourt, right.

1245
01:16:13,708 --> 01:16:16,500
I, Margaret Katherine Claire Delacourt...

1246
01:16:16,583 --> 01:16:19,875
I command you to stop
these proceedings at once.

1247
01:16:22,458 --> 01:16:25,000
Oh, dear Lord. There are three of them.

1248
01:16:25,083 --> 01:16:26,666
No, Your Eminence.

1249
01:16:26,750 --> 01:16:29,541
There is only one Margaret Delacourt
and I am she.

1250
01:16:30,125 --> 01:16:33,125
The woman you were about to crown
as your queen is an impostor.

1251
01:16:34,166 --> 01:16:35,666
Antonio, tell them.

1252
01:16:37,125 --> 01:16:39,875
Guards,
arrest this woman at once for treason.

1253
01:16:39,958 --> 01:16:41,000
Antonio, it's me.

1254
01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:43,666
Don't you dare!

1255
01:16:44,208 --> 01:16:45,041
And you are?

1256
01:16:45,125 --> 01:16:49,041
I'm Princess Stacy Juliette
De Novo Wyndham of Belgravia.

1257
01:16:49,666 --> 01:16:52,250
Fiona kidnapped me
thinking I was Margaret,

1258
01:16:52,333 --> 01:16:55,208
but I wasn't Margaret
because Margaret and I switched places.

1259
01:16:55,291 --> 01:16:56,958
I'm very confused.

1260
01:16:57,041 --> 01:16:59,625
I understand exactly how you feel,
Your Eminence,

1261
01:17:00,208 --> 01:17:02,000
but it seems the woman
you're about to crown

1262
01:17:02,083 --> 01:17:04,375
is actually Lady Margaret's cousin.

1263
01:17:05,500 --> 01:17:06,583
Is this true?

1264
01:17:08,208 --> 01:17:09,958
Fiona, it's over.

1265
01:17:10,500 --> 01:17:14,166
- Reggie and Mindy are in police custody.
- They confessed to everything.

1266
01:17:16,250 --> 01:17:17,916
Oh, all right, it's me,

1267
01:17:18,500 --> 01:17:22,458
but I didn't want to go through with it.
That freak Antonio made me do it.

1268
01:17:24,833 --> 01:17:26,916
Margaret, she's lying.

1269
01:17:27,416 --> 01:17:29,666
You were ready to throw me in prison.

1270
01:17:31,041 --> 01:17:32,916
Look, if you'll only just listen to me...

1271
01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:34,250
I've listened long enough.

1272
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:38,875
You almost had me convinced
that I wasn't ready to rule on my own,

1273
01:17:39,625 --> 01:17:43,458
but the fact is I've never been
more ready for anything in my life.

1274
01:17:44,250 --> 01:17:45,791
I love Montenaro.

1275
01:17:45,875 --> 01:17:49,125
I love its people and I've learned
everything I can about them

1276
01:17:49,208 --> 01:17:52,708
for the past six months, so I can
serve them to the best of my ability.

1277
01:17:53,333 --> 01:17:54,916
You don't know how to command.

1278
01:17:56,333 --> 01:17:57,333
Watch this.

1279
01:17:57,375 --> 01:18:01,166
Arrest him and take him to the dungeon.

1280
01:18:07,458 --> 01:18:08,833
I bet that felt good.

1281
01:18:09,583 --> 01:18:10,958
You have no idea.

1282
01:18:14,416 --> 01:18:16,833
One tiny teeny little question.

1283
01:18:17,375 --> 01:18:21,750
Since I technically didn't kidnap you,
am I really guilty?

1284
01:18:22,791 --> 01:18:23,791
- Yes.
- Yes.

1285
01:18:23,875 --> 01:18:27,708
But, Maggie Moo,
it's Christmas and I'm your cuzzy.

1286
01:18:27,791 --> 01:18:30,375
Are you kidding? You committed treason!

1287
01:18:30,458 --> 01:18:32,166
Well, I didn't mean to.

1288
01:18:34,083 --> 01:18:36,375
You know, it's always been hard for me,

1289
01:18:36,458 --> 01:18:38,791
growing up with parents who despised me.

1290
01:18:38,875 --> 01:18:41,250
They didn't despise you.

1291
01:18:43,625 --> 01:18:46,666
The truth is
I've always wanted to be you.

1292
01:18:47,291 --> 01:18:49,125
I just got carried away this time.

1293
01:18:50,333 --> 01:18:52,833
But I could never be half of what you are.

1294
01:18:54,208 --> 01:18:58,916
You were born to be queen, even
though you didn't realize until now.

1295
01:18:59,958 --> 01:19:01,958
I owe you an apology, Moo.

1296
01:19:02,041 --> 01:19:04,833
I behaved abominably. I'm sorry.

1297
01:19:05,708 --> 01:19:08,416
You're the only real family I've ever had.

1298
01:19:09,833 --> 01:19:11,458
The only one who truly cares.

1299
01:19:11,541 --> 01:19:14,166
Poor, poor girl.

1300
01:19:15,041 --> 01:19:16,708
- Oh, please.
- What?

1301
01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:21,416
I suppose I could ask the judge
for a reduced sentence.

1302
01:19:21,500 --> 01:19:22,780
Are you sure about that?

1303
01:19:23,333 --> 01:19:27,083
Along with supervised community
service for many, many years.

1304
01:19:27,166 --> 01:19:28,750
I hate to interrupt,

1305
01:19:28,833 --> 01:19:31,583
but are we proceeding
with the coronation?

1306
01:19:31,666 --> 01:19:35,291
The coronation will proceed
on Christmas Day as scheduled.

1307
01:19:35,875 --> 01:19:39,625
Now if you all will excuse me,
I really must call Kevin.

1308
01:19:39,708 --> 01:19:41,625
We were supposed to have dinner hours ago.

1309
01:19:41,708 --> 01:19:43,125
About Kevin…

1310
01:19:43,208 --> 01:19:44,666
What about Kevin?

1311
01:19:44,750 --> 01:19:47,541
He would have found me out,
so I had to send him packing.

1312
01:19:47,625 --> 01:19:48,625
Oh, dear.

1313
01:19:49,083 --> 01:19:50,291
Dear…

1314
01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:54,083
No, he's not answering.

1315
01:19:54,166 --> 01:19:57,916
I'm guessing he's on his way
to the airport with that small person.

1316
01:19:58,000 --> 01:19:59,291
His daughter?

1317
01:19:59,375 --> 01:20:00,916
He mentioned an Octavia.

1318
01:20:01,583 --> 01:20:02,958
You mean Olivia?

1319
01:20:03,041 --> 01:20:04,583
That's what I said.

1320
01:20:05,625 --> 01:20:06,625
Frank, get the car.

1321
01:20:06,666 --> 01:20:07,958
At the double, sir.

1322
01:20:27,541 --> 01:20:28,750
Keep the change, man.

1323
01:20:28,833 --> 01:20:30,083
Don't worry, sir.

1324
01:20:31,125 --> 01:20:34,083
Everything's gonna be all right.
I guarantee it.

1325
01:20:34,833 --> 01:20:36,583
Yeah. Thanks.

1326
01:20:53,458 --> 01:20:57,000
It can't be. No. It can't. It can't.

1327
01:20:57,083 --> 01:21:01,875
<i>This is the final boarding
call for Monten-air flight 201 to Chicago.</i>

1328
01:21:01,958 --> 01:21:03,833
That's us. Come on. Excuse me, sorry.

1329
01:21:09,916 --> 01:21:11,416
Wait here, Frank.

1330
01:21:14,500 --> 01:21:16,125
Right, let's go. Right.

1331
01:21:25,833 --> 01:21:27,333
Looks like we made it on time.

1332
01:21:27,416 --> 01:21:28,416
Mm-hmm.

1333
01:21:29,875 --> 01:21:30,875
Kevin!

1334
01:21:33,375 --> 01:21:34,375
Kevin.

1335
01:21:35,458 --> 01:21:36,541
Come on.

1336
01:21:37,375 --> 01:21:38,375
Kevin!

1337
01:21:39,791 --> 01:21:43,583
Kevin, please don't leave.
I can explain everything.

1338
01:21:44,958 --> 01:21:47,750
You look like Stacy
but you sound like Margaret.

1339
01:21:47,833 --> 01:21:49,541
Well, because I am Margaret.

1340
01:21:50,041 --> 01:21:51,375
We never switched back.

1341
01:21:51,458 --> 01:21:52,458
Oh.

1342
01:21:53,625 --> 01:21:54,916
Why are you dressed like that?

1343
01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:57,291
Fiona kidnapped me
and took Margaret's place.

1344
01:21:57,791 --> 01:21:58,625
Right…

1345
01:21:58,708 --> 01:22:00,166
Don't you get it?

1346
01:22:01,125 --> 01:22:04,375
It wasn't Margaret who told you to leave.
It was Fiona.

1347
01:22:04,458 --> 01:22:05,541
Is that true?

1348
01:22:06,250 --> 01:22:08,125
Nothing has ever been more true.

1349
01:22:10,083 --> 01:22:12,458
I can't imagine my life without you.

1350
01:22:13,041 --> 01:22:14,833
I can't imagine my life without you.

1351
01:22:15,541 --> 01:22:18,041
Well, then…

1352
01:22:19,458 --> 01:22:20,583
Marry me?

1353
01:22:21,416 --> 01:22:23,666
That's what I was gonna ask you
last summer.

1354
01:22:23,750 --> 01:22:25,125
Wait.

1355
01:22:27,875 --> 01:22:29,750
Would someone say yes, please?

1356
01:22:31,166 --> 01:22:32,166
- Yes.
- Yes.

1357
01:22:46,125 --> 01:22:47,208
Thank you.

1358
01:22:47,291 --> 01:22:50,541
Why don't we make this official right now?

1359
01:22:53,625 --> 01:22:55,125
Oh, that's what I love about you.

1360
01:22:57,000 --> 01:22:58,250
Be right back.

1361
01:23:00,125 --> 01:23:02,208
Excuse me.

1362
01:23:02,750 --> 01:23:05,666
If it wouldn't be too much of a bother,
we'd like to be married.

1363
01:23:05,750 --> 01:23:08,125
What, here, now?

1364
01:23:09,458 --> 01:23:10,375
Aren't you…

1365
01:23:10,458 --> 01:23:12,625
Margaret Delacourt, the future queen. Yes.

1366
01:23:13,416 --> 01:23:14,916
This is my fiancé, Kevin.

1367
01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:17,916
Well, my flight boards in five minutes.

1368
01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:20,916
I'm sure they'll hold your flight
for a royal wedding.

1369
01:23:21,458 --> 01:23:23,125
An abridged version would be fine.

1370
01:23:23,666 --> 01:23:26,375
- I wouldn't want to impose.
- Are you sure about this?

1371
01:23:26,458 --> 01:23:28,416
Real sure. Come on.

1372
01:23:29,125 --> 01:23:30,375
All right.

1373
01:23:35,083 --> 01:23:36,083
Perfect.

1374
01:23:37,041 --> 01:23:40,125
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today in the sight...

1375
01:23:40,208 --> 01:23:44,000
<i>Monten-air Flight 507,
nonstop service to London Heathrow,</i>

1376
01:23:44,083 --> 01:23:46,583
<i>is now ready for boarding at Gate 58.</i>

1377
01:23:46,666 --> 01:23:47,791
That's my flight.

1378
01:23:47,875 --> 01:23:49,708
Just cut to the chase.

1379
01:23:51,125 --> 01:23:52,666
Have you prepared your vows?

1380
01:23:55,083 --> 01:23:56,416
I think we can wing it.

1381
01:24:00,375 --> 01:24:03,875
I promise to walk by your side forever…

1382
01:24:05,375 --> 01:24:08,291
to love and support you
in everything that you do.

1383
01:24:09,833 --> 01:24:12,875
And maybe someday teach you
how to make a hot chocolate.

1384
01:24:18,250 --> 01:24:19,333
I love you, Margaret.

1385
01:24:20,583 --> 01:24:23,083
I always have and I always will.

1386
01:24:24,208 --> 01:24:25,208
I love you too.

1387
01:24:31,750 --> 01:24:36,000
Dearest Kevin,
I wish I could promise you the world,

1388
01:24:36,875 --> 01:24:38,583
but the world is not mine to give.

1389
01:24:39,750 --> 01:24:41,625
What I can promise you

1390
01:24:41,708 --> 01:24:42,750
is my world

1391
01:24:43,625 --> 01:24:45,875
because it would be empty without you.

1392
01:24:53,958 --> 01:24:55,583
I don't suppose you have a ring.

1393
01:24:55,666 --> 01:24:58,625
- Oh.
- I bought it last summer.

1394
01:24:58,708 --> 01:25:00,000
Aw.

1395
01:25:08,416 --> 01:25:09,750
It's beautiful.

1396
01:25:09,833 --> 01:25:13,541
Do you, Kevin, take Margaret
to be your lawful wedded wife?

1397
01:25:16,333 --> 01:25:17,166
Oh, yeah.

1398
01:25:19,375 --> 01:25:23,666
Do you, Margaret, take Kevin
to be your lawful wedded husband?

1399
01:25:23,750 --> 01:25:25,750
I absolutely do.

1400
01:25:28,041 --> 01:25:31,291
What God has brought together,
let no man put asunder...

1401
01:25:31,375 --> 01:25:35,250
<i>This is the final boarding
call for Monten-air Flight 507,</i>

1402
01:25:35,333 --> 01:25:37,208
<i>nonstop service to London Heathrow.</i>

1403
01:25:37,291 --> 01:25:41,750
<i>All ticketed passengers
should proceed immediately to Gate 58.</i>

1404
01:25:41,833 --> 01:25:45,375
I now pronounce you man and wife.
Now I am out of here!

1405
01:25:46,750 --> 01:25:49,208
Oh! You may now kiss the bride.

1406
01:25:49,833 --> 01:25:50,666
Come here.

1407
01:26:00,250 --> 01:26:01,583
Oh!

1408
01:26:04,916 --> 01:26:07,625
- And she just so happens to be a queen.
- Oh, yeah.

1409
01:26:33,416 --> 01:26:36,083
- The clerk says it's time.
- Oh, she's almost ready.

1410
01:26:36,166 --> 01:26:37,291
I'll tell him.

1411
01:26:37,375 --> 01:26:38,375
Edward.

1412
01:26:39,541 --> 01:26:43,208
I know our first two years together
have been kind of crazy.

1413
01:26:43,833 --> 01:26:46,250
I already told you,
you don't need to apologize.

1414
01:26:47,208 --> 01:26:49,916
It's more of an explanation
than an apology.

1415
01:26:50,875 --> 01:26:53,958
I wanted so badly
to be the perfect princess

1416
01:26:54,041 --> 01:26:56,666
and do everything right that…

1417
01:26:57,708 --> 01:26:59,583
I forgot about what's important.

1418
01:27:00,166 --> 01:27:01,375
And what's that?

1419
01:27:02,125 --> 01:27:03,458
It's you and me.

1420
01:27:04,333 --> 01:27:08,208
And maybe one day
our very own little prince or princess.

1421
01:27:13,041 --> 01:27:14,333
I'd like that very much.

1422
01:27:25,250 --> 01:27:26,791
We really have to start.

1423
01:27:27,875 --> 01:27:28,875
Give us a minute.

1424
01:28:18,666 --> 01:28:24,916
<i>♪ Zadok the Priest ♪</i>

1425
01:28:25,875 --> 01:28:32,875
<i>♪ And Nathan the Prophet ♪</i>

1426
01:28:33,750 --> 01:28:35,583
<i>♪ Anointed... ♪</i>

1427
01:28:38,291 --> 01:28:43,750
<i>♪ Solomon ♪</i>

1428
01:28:43,833 --> 01:28:46,791
<i>♪ King ♪</i>

1429
01:28:50,541 --> 01:28:54,208
Is Your Majesty willing and able
to take the sacred oath

1430
01:28:54,291 --> 01:28:58,291
to uphold the laws and customs
of the Sovereign Nation of Montenaro

1431
01:28:58,375 --> 01:29:02,083
and to protect her against
enemies without and within?

1432
01:29:02,166 --> 01:29:03,583
I'm willing and able.

1433
01:29:04,375 --> 01:29:05,875
Then repeat after me.

1434
01:29:07,291 --> 01:29:10,875
I, Margaret Katherine Claire Delacourt…

1435
01:29:10,958 --> 01:29:14,333
I, Margaret Katherine Claire Delacourt…

1436
01:29:14,416 --> 01:29:20,208
…will rule with compassion, extending
justice and mercy to all my people.

1437
01:29:20,291 --> 01:29:26,541
…will rule with compassion, extending
justice and mercy to all my people.

1438
01:29:36,833 --> 01:29:39,000
All this I have promised

1439
01:29:39,083 --> 01:29:44,333
I will perform as champion
of my beloved country and her people.

1440
01:29:56,833 --> 01:29:59,291
In accordance with law and custom,

1441
01:29:59,375 --> 01:30:06,250
I crown you Margaret Katherine Claire
Delacourt, Queen of Montenaro.

1442
01:30:11,041 --> 01:30:12,416
Long live the Queen.

1443
01:30:12,500 --> 01:30:14,541
Long live the Queen!

1444
01:30:18,458 --> 01:30:21,000
<i>♪ Snowflakes are fallin'
The mistletoe's callin' ♪</i>

1445
01:30:21,083 --> 01:30:23,875
<i>♪ There's flour all over the kitchen ♪</i>

1446
01:30:24,708 --> 01:30:27,458
<i>♪ Candles are burnin'
Old records are turnin' ♪</i>

1447
01:30:27,541 --> 01:30:29,750
<i>♪ But you make it so hard to listen... ♪</i>

1448
01:30:30,541 --> 01:30:31,625
Your Majesty.

1449
01:30:33,083 --> 01:30:36,125
<i>♪ Candy cane kisses onto my cheek ♪</i>

1450
01:30:36,208 --> 01:30:41,250
<i>♪ Darling, you're making my December
So sweet ♪</i>

1451
01:30:42,208 --> 01:30:47,916
<i>♪ Santa can fly on by our roof
This Christmas ♪</i>

1452
01:30:48,625 --> 01:30:53,166
<i>♪ Rudolph can run
Right to the next chimney ♪</i>

1453
01:30:54,500 --> 01:31:00,541
<i>♪ No, I won't cry
If I don't get any presents ♪</i>

1454
01:31:00,625 --> 01:31:05,208
<i>♪ 'Cause I've got all I need ♪</i>

1455
01:31:05,916 --> 01:31:08,750
<i>♪ With you under the tree... ♪</i>

1456
01:31:12,125 --> 01:31:17,416
<i>♪ With you under the tree... ♪</i>

1457
01:31:18,416 --> 01:31:19,416
Whoo!

1458
01:31:19,750 --> 01:31:22,583
<i>♪ Church bells are ringing
The children are singing ♪</i>

1459
01:31:22,666 --> 01:31:25,375
<i>♪ The lights sparkle over the city ♪</i>

1460
01:31:25,958 --> 01:31:29,125
<i>♪ My only desire's
Right here by the fire ♪</i>

1461
01:31:29,208 --> 01:31:32,666
<i>♪ I know that nothing is missing ♪</i>

1462
01:31:32,750 --> 01:31:38,458
<i>♪ So Santa can fly on by our roof
This Christmas ♪</i>

1463
01:31:39,083 --> 01:31:43,791
<i>♪ Rudolph can run
Right to the next chimney ♪</i>

1464
01:31:44,875 --> 01:31:51,083
<i>♪ Oh, I won't cry
If I don't get any presents ♪</i>

1465
01:31:51,166 --> 01:31:55,958
<i>♪ 'Cause I've got all I need ♪</i>

1466
01:31:56,666 --> 01:32:02,333
<i>♪ With you under the tree ♪</i>

1467
01:32:03,041 --> 01:32:08,500
<i>♪ With you under the tree ♪</i>

1468
01:32:22,791 --> 01:32:25,375
<i>♪ I'm right where I want to be ♪</i>

1469
01:32:25,458 --> 01:32:28,458
<i>♪ I got my wish this Christmas Eve ♪</i>

1470
01:32:28,541 --> 01:32:34,000
<i>♪ Darling, you're making my December
So sweet ♪</i>

1471
01:32:34,666 --> 01:32:40,375
<i>♪ Santa can fly on by our roof
This Christmas ♪</i>

1472
01:32:40,875 --> 01:32:46,500
<i>♪ Rudolph can run
Right to the next chimney ♪</i>

1473
01:32:46,583 --> 01:32:52,416
<i>♪ No, no, no, I won't cry
If I don't get any presents ♪</i>

1474
01:32:53,083 --> 01:32:57,875
<i>♪ 'Cause I've got all I need ♪</i>

1475
01:32:57,958 --> 01:33:04,000
<i>♪ Oh, yeah, baby
I've got all I need ♪</i>

1476
01:33:04,416 --> 01:33:09,875
<i>♪ With you under the tree ♪</i>

1477
01:33:10,541 --> 01:33:16,125
<i>♪ With you under the tree ♪</i>

1478
01:33:16,708 --> 01:33:22,041
<i>♪ With you under the tree ♪</i>

1479
01:33:22,916 --> 01:33:26,708
<i>♪ With you under the tree ♪</i>

1480
01:33:39,708 --> 01:33:42,083
<i>♪ Doo doo doo-doo
Doo-doo doo ♪</i>

1481
01:33:42,166 --> 01:33:43,625
<i>♪ Oh, baby ♪</i>

1482
01:33:48,500 --> 01:33:49,958
<i>♪ Feelin' naughty and nice ♪</i>

1483
01:33:50,041 --> 01:33:53,708
<i>♪ Either way it feels right
When you're sitting next to me ♪</i>

1484
01:33:54,166 --> 01:33:57,000
<i>♪ By the fire at night
Light a candle, mulled wine ♪</i>

1485
01:33:57,083 --> 01:33:59,333
<i>♪ And our cups for a little treat ♪</i>

1486
01:33:59,791 --> 01:34:02,541
<i>♪ Could be stormy outside
But with you I don't mind. ♪</i>

1487
01:34:02,625 --> 01:34:05,041
<i>♪ Baby, you bring the best in me ♪</i>

1488
01:34:05,500 --> 01:34:08,375
<i>♪ You make Santa sound boring
Rather stay up exploring ♪</i>

1489
01:34:08,458 --> 01:34:10,500
<i>♪ The gift that you got for me ♪</i>

1490
01:34:10,583 --> 01:34:12,583
<i>♪ Thank God it's Christmas ♪</i>

1491
01:34:13,375 --> 01:34:15,083
<i>♪ Best time of year ♪</i>

1492
01:34:16,166 --> 01:34:18,208
<i>♪ Thank God it's Christmas ♪</i>

1493
01:34:18,291 --> 01:34:20,666
<i>♪ So glad that you are here ♪</i>

1494
01:34:21,833 --> 01:34:23,875
<i>♪ Don't need no presents ♪</i>

1495
01:34:24,625 --> 01:34:26,375
<i>♪ Under my tree ♪</i>

1496
01:34:27,375 --> 01:34:29,500
<i>♪ 'Cause it's always Christmas ♪</i>

1497
01:34:29,583 --> 01:34:31,916
<i>♪ When you're right here with me ♪</i>

1498
01:34:33,500 --> 01:34:35,958
<i>♪ Doo doo doo-doo
Doo-doo doo ♪</i>

1499
01:34:36,291 --> 01:34:38,583
<i>♪ Doo doo doo-doo
Doo-doo doo ♪</i>

1500
01:34:38,666 --> 01:34:39,958
<i>♪ Oh, baby ♪</i>

1501
01:34:40,916 --> 01:34:43,250
<i>♪ When you're right here with me ♪</i>

1502
01:34:44,791 --> 01:34:47,250
<i>♪ Doo doo doo-doo
Doo-doo doo ♪</i>

1503
01:34:47,333 --> 01:34:49,833
<i>♪ Doo doo-doo doo-doo
Doo-doo doo ♪</i>

1504
01:34:49,916 --> 01:34:51,291
<i>♪ Oh, baby ♪</i>

1505
01:34:52,208 --> 01:34:54,458
<i>♪ When you're right here with me ♪</i>

1506
01:34:56,291 --> 01:34:59,125
<i>♪ Keep me warm by your side
And we'll pass the time by ♪</i>

1507
01:34:59,208 --> 01:35:01,583
<i>♪ Eating cookies by candlelight ♪</i>

1508
01:35:02,041 --> 01:35:04,750
<i>♪ It's a wonderful life
You're the angel of mine ♪</i>

1509
01:35:04,833 --> 01:35:07,208
<i>♪ All my dreams coming true tonight ♪</i>

1510
01:35:08,083 --> 01:35:11,333
<i>♪ Kiss me in the snow ♪</i>

1511
01:35:11,666 --> 01:35:14,291
<i>♪ Hang mistletoe ♪</i>

1512
01:35:14,375 --> 01:35:16,583
<i>♪ Wake up tomorrow singing ♪</i>

1513
01:35:18,291 --> 01:35:21,000
<i>- ♪ Thank God it's Christmas ♪
- ♪ Christmas ♪</i>

1514
01:35:21,083 --> 01:35:23,791
<i>- ♪ Best time of year ♪
- ♪ Best time of the year ♪</i>

1515
01:35:23,875 --> 01:35:25,916
<i>♪ Thank God it's Christmas ♪</i>

1516
01:35:26,000 --> 01:35:28,375
<i>♪ So glad that you are here ♪</i>

1517
01:35:29,583 --> 01:35:32,250
<i>- ♪ Don't need no presents ♪
- ♪ No, no ♪</i>

1518
01:35:32,333 --> 01:35:35,000
<i>- ♪ Under my tree ♪
- ♪ Under my tree ♪</i>

1519
01:35:35,083 --> 01:35:37,208
<i>♪ 'Cause it's always Christmas ♪</i>

1520
01:35:37,291 --> 01:35:39,625
<i>♪ When you're right here with me ♪</i>

1521
01:35:41,208 --> 01:35:43,666
<i>♪ Doo doo doo-doo
Doo-doo doo ♪</i>

1522
01:35:44,000 --> 01:35:46,291
<i>♪ Doo doo doo-doo
Doo-doo doo ♪</i>

1523
01:35:46,375 --> 01:35:47,666
<i>♪ Oh, baby ♪</i>

1524
01:35:48,625 --> 01:35:50,958
<i>♪ When you're right here with me ♪</i>

1525
01:35:52,625 --> 01:35:54,916
<i>♪ Doo doo doo-doo
Doo-doo doo ♪</i>

1526
01:35:55,000 --> 01:35:57,666
<i>♪ Doo doo-doo doo-doo
Doo-doo doo ♪</i>

1527
01:35:57,750 --> 01:35:59,083
<i>♪ Oh, baby ♪</i>