The Final Ultimate Last Conclusive Ending Finale to the Story Forever

A bunch of stuff happened and you beat up Royoshi. Things were good. You were well on your way to meeting your wife.

Suddenly, you chanced upon a monster. A monster you had never seen in your travels. One you had never considered before. A greenworm. Of course! It was all so clear now! Your mind raced as you conceived all the possibilities of a greenworm. Truly, they were the most versitle creatures of all! Forget ryu. They were too  haughty and they probably smelled funny since none of them ever took a bath.

"Hot diggity dog! Ma'am, you're the most attractive creature I have ever and will ever meet!" you exclaimed, clapping your feet together and doing an old timey prospector dance.

"Mwee." The greenworm gave you an impassive look as she continued to munch leaves.

"You're comin' with me, little lady." You pulled her off the branch.

"Mwee."

Done deal. Wife acquired. Your journey was complete and the hole in your heart had been filled!

"Anon! Wait!"

You turned around. Zutari was there. Green paint dripped off her tail as she ugly cried.

"Please, I can change!" she moaned.

"Too late, you had your chance. There's no way you could ever hope to compete with the REAL DEAL." you said, holding your superior wife aloft.

Zutari broke down into tears. A flock of gandharvas flew down from the heavens and started playing "The Power Of Love" by Huey Lewis and the News. Some houris started breakdancing around Zutari, adding some sick serves to her already stinging ego. You walked off into the sunset, muscles already growing stronger as you carried your wife away.

The end.