Kongou desu ga, Chinjufu no Kuuki ga Burning Love Desu!Kai2

http://exhentai.org/g/685903/d3092c52f8/
Note: I use 姐 (Elder Sister) as Onee-san and 小姐 (Little Elder Sister, Young Lady) as Ms., you can interchange those if you prefer, but I think they're adequate.

>[Snuggle] x2
>>Recently, the admiral has only been accompanying the destroyers instead of looking for me dess!  Has he become a Lolicon--?!
>What's the issue?
>I heard he's become a lolicon....?
>[Yaah-hm (that's what it literally sounds like)], the truth is that~....
>I see.  Then I will help the Admiral and Kongou get together again.
>If it's Nagato, she might use this pretext as an excuse to snuggle up to the Admiral herself~
>......
>If....If I do that, would that be alright?

>Hu hu hu~ Kuma Kai II is here, Kuma~!
>Isn't that Kiso's cape?  Given her fastidious personality, won't she be angry nyaa~?
>It'll be fine, Kuma~
>Oy.
>[S-She's going to be mad!]
>Just give me a shout and I'll lend it to ya.  Just don't run off with it on your own, alright?
>This....This is the air of a Kai II?
>So....So cool nya....!!

>☐Maya "Carnival Da yo ♬"☐
>The Carnival begins da yo--
>The Carnival begins da yo--
>Oh?  The Arpeggio joint exercise is already over, why do I feel like I hear a Fog ship?
>The Carnival begins da yo--
>M...Maya Onee-san?
>Guuuu....why does Maya-sama have to do something like this....
>She's imitating her so that the Admiral is happy....
>Ohoh....the Admiral likes that side's maya....?
>Thank god the fog doesn't have destroyers!!
>That's true--!!

>☐Kongou the Gambler☐
>LSC sure is difficult....Should I go with several low-cost recipes or just go all-out and trust in my own fortune?
>It's no good to be stingy--!
>Let me help the Admiral with the resource allocations Dess!
>All 7000?!  H-Hold on, my precious resources-- >6 hours 40 minutes?
>--That's....Taihou?!  Isn't that Taihou?!
>To build Taihou in one shot, what luck...!
>[Awesome--]
>Thanks a lot, Kongou!!
>...Eh?
>[Taihou....if that armored carrier is added to teh fleet, I'll have another powerful rival for My admiral...My Admiral...my....
>Kongou~~?
>Oy?  Can you hear me?

>☐Great Success?!☐
>Kongou onee-san, hear me out, hear me out~~
>What's going on?
>Suzuya's gotten really close to the admiral~~
>From now on we're going to be having adults' night battles together~
>Wh...What di d you say....
>Just~kidding
>[You got Punk'd (literally: Prank - Great Sucess)]
>This is a successful prank~!
>--Eh?  Weird?
>Suzuya--?!

>Gueehhhhh...Kongou Onee-san is really scary
>[What a slipup...]
>[Uuu...I can't believe it....]
>I thought I heard songs from the grave....

>☐A Gale of Rules, blowing towards the base!  (Literally: The wind of rules that blows towards the base)☐
>I am Aircraft carrier Taihou. Yesterday, I assumeda position in this base.
>I hope I can work hard together with the Admiral and the other ships of the mobile fleet.
>[admiral]
>[Why don't you reward me~?]
>S...Swimsuits?
>Such short skirts! You can see everything...!
>----...uuu~
>What is this situation?!
>This shameless base--?!

>Seduction of the Admiral is banned!
>Big Breasts are banned!
>Overshort skirts are unacceptable! Cover your belly button--!!
>Eheh~~
>I, Taihou, will not accept this promiscuity!
>You can stare at me all you want, a lascivious display like ethat is not allowed!
>To be uncowed by even that Musashi....she really is something dess....

>Hold on a moment--
>You just joined the fleet, and now you're raising a ruckus for everyone!
>Rules are important, but fashion and freedom shouldn't be neglected!  (McDonaldsWorkerMakesAStandForFreedom.swf)
>[Stare--....]
>Miss R.J. has no feminity whatsoever...I hope you'll continue to be an example for this base!
>[H....How rude!!]
>[They'll still grow a little at a time....eventually!!]

>[Don't give up!] [Ｌｏｖｅ  Ｌｅｔｔｅｒ Net! (Literally: An encircling net of Love Letters)]
>"I've always admired you...." ....hmm, that doesn't sound quite right....
>Oh, Ushio! (In Chinese she's using a pet name for Ushio/Little Ushio, I don't know whether this is present in the original)
>are you writing a love letter?
>N...n...no it is'nt....This is...This is a....letter of Challenge....
>[Awawawa]
>[Awa]
>Trying to pass it off as a "Letter of Challenge" isnt going to fly....
>........That's it, I'm writing spam emails!
>That's an email? [At least say it's a letter of misfortune (might mean a Letter of Condolence/whatever that letter they send to the families of dead GIs)]

>We heard you were writing love letters~?
>Let us help!
>Starting off with the weather is a good way to preface the letter.
>Just write "Like" in bigger letters~It'll have more impact, Poi!
>Eh...That...
>Using everyone's opinions, I've finished the letter!
>Not bad!
>If we put everybody's suggestiosn together, we'lll have a great love letter for sure!
>Let's do that!
>"The Weather today was very nice, wasn't it?  Like Like Like Like.  Your smile is like the sun.  The Moon is so beautiful."
>I feel like this has somehow become a riddle of some sort...(Literally: It feels like it's become a writing game).
>[Why does she keep on mentioning the weather...]
>The way you deliver the letter is important too.
>If you personally give it to them it might get messy....
>I think you should you sneakily put it into their shoe locker or desk!
>I know~ >How about flying it to their desk as a paper airplane?
>Oh...that has a youthful sound to it!  (Note: Poi is used here, but I'm not sure if Murasame does that)
>How about a Letter by Arrow...!!
>Where did that killing intent come from...

>[Excited]
>[We have to keep on working hard to write these love letters!]
>[Yeah, we need our own personalities to come through!]
>[Excited]
>Earlier I was so nervous that my hands were shaking
>after everyone's reassurances, I don't feel nervous at all
>I feel like it's best to be relaxed...You have to be relaxed in order to convey your feelings into a proper love letter.
>Wow~You sound so mature, Makigumo~
>D....Don't joke about that~
>Now that I'm relaxed, I feel kind of tired....I'm going to sleep a little~~....
>Eheh?!
>I don't know why, I want to write a love letter too
>Let's go to the store and buy some letter paper!
>[Give me a sheet--]
>[Me Too] >By the way, (Little) Ushio, you have a visitor from the store.
>Eh?!
>Thanks to you, business is booming!
>[Pens and Paper and other Pen accessories]
>I'm really grateful!
>Was Ushio's love letter....written for....?!

>☐Ms. Houshou's Rabu Rabu Classroom☐
>"Men always hope to be a woman's first love"
>No matter what, making it your "first time" will make men happy and kind.
>[ohohoh....]
>[skritch skritch]
>[Cool--!] What to do when arguing with a male?
>"All of man's wisdom and logic amounts to nothing in the face of a woman's tear". That's how you solve this
>[Question--]
>[Me too--!]
>What are they doing...
>After hearing Ms. Houshou's "Famous Quotes of Women" (Note: There's no modifier here, so it can be either "Famous Quotes On Women" or "Famous Quotes by Women" since the quote in its most literal form is "Woman Famous Quotes;" Chinese can be annoying like that), the destroyers began all meeting together
>Now it's basically a proper classroom.
>Really now...[That sounds difficult...]

>I say, you all~~If you all hold classes in here you'll interfere with "Ms. Atago's Rabu Rabu Classroom"'s everyday function~
>Ara?
>I'm merely answering everybody's questions.
>It's because of Ms. Houshou's answers that fewer people are coming to me iwth their questions.
>Nothing of the sort....my words are too insignificant to possibly affect Ms. Atago's business.... (note: She says it in a very polite way, so I emphasized that a little)
>This...This is a quiet battle between mature women....
>A great example! (Literally: A Great Harvest!)
>[Taking notes]
>[taking notes]
>Should you be learning this sort of thing?!

>☐I won't back down here!☐
>[Sigh]
>To fall asleep at work...how embarrassing.
>Really, though, the Admiral is always urgently working everyday....
>[Battle command]
>[Socializing with the Ships] [Dess!]
>[Taking stock of supplies]
>Admiral...
>Good work....
>Eh?

>[The Great Shipgirl Flirting Battle!] (Literal: The great battle to be closer in a flirting sense to the shipgirls).
>(Note: For this page, things in parentheses are not my comments): [(Kongou) - Will get close even if you do nothing]
>[(Hiei) - Will come nad interfere]
>[(Zuihou) - If you start from the Right Foot, she gets really comfortable!!]
>[(Shimakaze) - I want to pull her bunny ears (I also want to beat her in speed)]
>He's not even working, just thinking of htis kind of thing....
>......
>[(Kaga) - You can touch her a little more!]
>Perfect...

>☐Christmas Wind: A Breath of Kancolle. (Literally: Christmas Close Wind Kancolle.  Obviously a reference to a VN, but I don't play many VNs, and a quick google search makes me think it's a reference to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wind:_A_Breath_of_Heart?)☐
>(Both the speech bubble outside and in-game both say "Good morning, admiral!  Let's head to the base together."  The one in-game is prefaced with "Inazuma".
>(Upper Right:) Tactics One Two Three in bold, Four, Five, - Good

>☐The Fleet's Idol, Nagato Onee-San☐
>The Fleet's Idol is Naka!
>Eh~ It's Nagato Onee-San~
>Nagato Onee-san is cuter and cooler.
>Ehhh?!  Can Ms. Nagato throw an Idol Pose?
>Uh, she can probably throw an Idol's pose....
>She's the combined fleet's Flagship, of course she can.
>Eh....I guess I have to do it...
>L...Like this?
>[Kyaaaa <3]
>[Nagato Onee-Saaaaaan]
>[Wooowwwww]
>[Guuuuu....]
>It...It's okay, I guess....From the point of view of somebody in the industry, it's a little off~
>[Haha...] (I realize that I didn't translate this in the past because I felt bad for Naka)

>An Idol should be like this!
>Oh....
>[Muu...]
>Oh~That won't do, that won't do at all....
>[Tch tch tch]
>You need to make your expression more delicate~ >You've just been interfering for a while now!
>Self-proclaimed idols are the most annoying!
>Get out of here~
>Go Away~
>Aiyaaaaa~ Popularity sure makes you enemies~
>N...No response?!
>This is the composure of an Idol!

>Chinese Translator's note: This is some kind of net game in which a french character used some horrific japanese or something who gives a shit.
>Kongou has Flo--ated outtttttt

>The Warm Admirality Fleet
>Together Merry Christmas etc. (You might be better off subbing in Actual Christmas Song Lyrics) Ohh?
>Ｈｅｙ, Haruna-- what'cha'doin'?
>[Happy New Year--]
>[Oh, Ｈａｐｐｙ  Ｎｅｗ  Ｙｅａｒ]
>Oh, Onee-sama
>Recently the weather has been getting colder and colder, so I wanted to knit a scarf for the Admiral.
>Oh--Ｍｕｆｆｌｅｒ！    Ｇｏｏｄ  Ｉｄｅａ dess!  I will help dess!
>What are you all doing?  Knitting?
>[Since it's busy anyway]
>We're making clothing for the Admiral Dess!
>How Sneaky!  I want to do it too!
>Let's all ave Haruna teach us, Dess!
>Eh?  Hang on, eheh...

>There isn't anywhere else we can wrap >what are we going to do?
>Nah, there's still some space on the arms and waist...
>I don't think the scarf is long enough for that...
>If we tie it up it won't be a problem--
>But, if it's too tight...
>[Uguuu...]
>[Uncomfortable...]
>[What just happen--]
>[He's awake!]
>[He woke up!]
>[He has awakened!]
>Mmmm...why, while I was sleeping....wh...what are you all playing at?
>Why?
>He's become a mummy!
>Save us!!
>[Ｗｏｗ！, finally]
>[Call an Ambulance]
>[Admiral, are you alright?!  Haruna is alright!!]
>[We killed him]