// LilBinjo's helpful scripts + trolls
developer 1
con_enable "1"
con_filter_text "Damage Given"
con_filter_text_out "Player:"
con_filter_enable "2"

bind "x" "use weapon_molotov; use weapon_incgrenade"
bind "x" "use weapon_smokegrenade"
bind "x" "use weapon_hegrenade"
bind "x" "use weapon_flashbang"

// J = Jump Throw
alias +jumpthrow "+jump;+attack"
alias -jumpthrow "-jump;-attack"
bind "j" "+jumpthrow"

// Shift clear blood
alias "cleard" "+lookatweapon;r_cleardecals"
bind shift "cleard"

// Q = Double quick switch
alias "+knife" "slot3"
alias "-knife" "lastinv"
bind "q" "+knife

// K = Crosshair switch
cl_crosshairsize 2; cl_crosshairgap -1; cl_crosshaircolor 4; cl_crosshairstyle 4 cl_crosshairalpha 255; cl_crosshairthickness 1;
alias crosshairswitch crosshair2
alias crosshair1 "cl_crosshairsize 2; cl_crosshairgap -1; alias crosshairswitch crosshair2"
alias crosshair2 "cl_crosshairsize 5; cl_crosshairgap -2.5; alias crosshairswitch crosshair1"
bind k crosshairswitch

// Mouse4 = Run with knife
alias +knife slot3
alias -knife lastinv
bind "mouse4" +knife

// space = jump and duck
alias "+jumpduck" "+jump;+duck"
alias "-jumpduck" "-jump;-duck"
bind space "+jumpduck"

// h = crosshair lineup
alias -ch_line "cl_crosshairsize 5; cl_crosshairgap -2.5; alias crosshairswitch crosshair1"
alias +ch_line "cl_crosshairsize 9999;"
bind h +ch_line
//GlobalSettings
fps_max "0"
fps_max_menu "0"
cl_autowepswitch "0"
cl_showloadout "1"
cl_downloadfilter "nosounds"
cl_autohelp "1"
cl_forcepreload 1
cl_show_clan_in_death_notice "0"
cl_showhelp "0"
cl_disablefreezecam "1"
option_speed_method "0"
snd_mixahead "0.05"
snd_musicvolume "0"
windows_speaker_config "1"
hud_scaling "0.707000"
hud_showtargetid "1"
con_enable "1"
cl_righthand 0

//Teamchat
bind "N" "say_team Need Weapon"
bind "M" "say_team I can drop"

//viewmodel
viewmodel_offset_z "-1.5"
viewmodel_offset_x "2.5"
viewmodel_offset_y "1.5"
viewmodel_fov "65"
cl_bob_lower_amt "0"
cl_bobamt_lat "0"
cl_bobamt_vert "0"
cl_bobcycle "0.98"
cl_viewmodel_shift_left_amt "0"
cl_viewmodel_shift_right_amt "0"
cl_autohelp 0
cl_showhelp 0
cl_disablehtmlmotd 1
cl_freezecameffects_showholiday 0
cl_showfps 1

//CHAT
//trashtalk
alias "trashtalker" "trashtalk1"
alias "trashtalk1" "say You only killed me because I ran out of health..; alias trashtalker trashtalk2"
alias "trashtalk2" "say WOW! imagine if your parents weren't siblings.; alias trashtalker trashtalk3"
alias "trashtalk3" "say I PLAY WITH A RACING WHEEL; alias trashtalker trashtalk4"
alias "trashtalk4" "say CS:GO is too hard for you m8 maybe consider a game that requires less skill, like idk.... solitaire; alias trashtalker trashtalk5"
alias "trashtalk5" "say Bro you couldn't hit an elephant in the ass with a shotgun with aim like that; alias trashtalker trashtalk6"
alias "trashtalk6" "say You're the human equivalent of a participation award.; alias trashtalker trashtalk7"
alias "trashtalk7" "say server cvar 'sv_rekt' changed to 1.; alias trashtalker trashtalk8"
alias "trashtalk8" "say Was that your spray on the wall or are you just happy to see me?; alias trashtalker trashtalk9"
alias "trashtalk9" "say Oops, I must have chosen easy bots by accident; alias trashtalker trashtalk10"
alias "trashtalk10" "say Is this casual?? I have 16k..; alias trashtalker trashtalk11"
alias "trashtalk11" "say I thought I already finished chemistry.. So much NaCl around here..; alias trashtalker trashtalk12"
alias "trashtalk12" "say Did you know that csgo is free to uninstall?; alias trashtalker trashtalk13"
alias "trashtalk13" "say Even Noah can't carry these animals; alias trashtalker trashtalk14"
alias "trashtalk14" "say Options -> How To Play; alias trashtalker trashtalk15"
alias "trashtalk15" "say How much did you tag that wall for??; alias trashtalker trashtalk16"
alias "trashtalk16" "say I thought I put bots on hard, why are they on easy?; alias trashtalker trashtalk17"
alias "trashtalk17" "say Who are you sponsored by? Parkinson's?; alias trashtalker trashtalk18"
alias "trashtalk18" "say How did you change your difficulty settings? My CS:GO is stuck on easy; alias trashtalker trashtalk19"
alias "trashtalk19" "say Nice $4750 decoy; alias trashtalker trashtalk20"
alias "trashtalk20" "say If I were to commit suicide, I would jump from your ego to your elo.; alias trashtalker trashtalk21"
alias "trashtalk21" "say Is your monitor on; alias trashtalker trashtalk22"
alias "trashtalk22" "say idk if u know but it's mouse1 to shoot; alias trashtalker trashtalk23"
alias "trashtalk23" "say you guys buy accounts on ebay??; alias trashtalker trashtalk24"
alias "trashtalk24" "say You have the reaction time of a dead puppy.; alias trashtalker trashtalk25"
alias "trashtalk25" "say The only thing you carry is an extra chromosome.; alias trashtalker trashtalk26"
alias "trashtalk26" "say How do you change your difficulty settings? My CSGO is stuck on easy; alias trashtalker trashtalk27"
alias "trashtalk27" "say If I wanted to suicide, i'd jump from your ego to your elo; alias trashtalker trashtalk28"
alias "trashtalk28" "say Options -> How To Play; alias trashtalker trashtalk29"
alias "trashtalk29" "say Safest place for us to stand is in front of your gun; alias trashtalker trashtalk30"
alias "trashtalk30" "say is that a decoy, or are you trying to shoot somebody?; alias trashtalker trashtalk31"
alias "trashtalk31" "say I could swallow bullets and shit out a better spray than that; alias trashtalker trashtalk32"
alias "trashtalk32" "say Not even Noah can carry these animals; alias trashtalker trashtalk33"
alias "trashtalk33" "say deranking?; alias trashtalker trashtalk34"
alias "trashtalk34" "say a bad awper = $5k decoy; alias trashtalker trashtalk35"
alias "trashtalk35" "say Shut up, I fucked your dad.; alias trashtalker trashtalk36"
alias "trashtalk36" "say How much did you tag that wall for?; alias trashtalker trashtalk37"
alias "trashtalk37" "say You REALLY gotta win those; alias trashtalker trashtalk38"
alias "trashtalk38" "say Buy sound next time; alias trashtalker trashtalk39"
alias "trashtalk39" "say mad cuz bad; alias trashtalker trashtalk40"
alias "trashtalk40" "say You can't even carry groceries in from the car; alias trashtalker trashtalk41"
alias "trashtalk41" "say I kissed your mom last night. Her breath was globally offensive; alias trashtalker trashtalk42"
alias "trashtalk42" "say Dude you're so fat you run out of breath rushing B; alias trashtalker trashtalk43"
alias "trashtalk43" "say Did you learn your spray downs in a bukkake video?; alias trashtalker trashtalk44"
alias "trashtalk44" "say You're almost as salty as the semen dripping from your mum's mouth; alias trashtalker trashtalk45"
alias "trashtalk45" "say Rest in spaghetti never forgetti; alias trashtalker trashtalk46"
alias "trashtalk46" "say Don't be upsetti, have some spaghetti; alias trashtalker trashtalk47"
alias "trashtalk47" "say Stop buying an awp you $4750 Decoy; alias trashtalker trashtalk48"
alias "trashtalk48" "say This guy is more toxic than the beaches at Fukushima; alias trashtalker trashtalk1"
bind "." "trashtalker"

//jokes
alias "jokes" "jokes1"
alias "jokes1" "say XD                                                                               [GIVEAWAY] Type "demos" in console for a skin.; alias jokes jokes2"
alias "jokes2" "say lmao                                                                               [EZFrags] Aimbot toggled ON ; alias jokes jokes3"
alias "jokes3" "say gg                                                                                 [EZFrags] Wallhacks toggled ON ; alias jokes jokes1"
bind "F6" "jokes"

//trolls
alias "troll" "troll1"
alias "troll1" "say White is always better, remember that kids.' - Ninjo; alias troll troll2"
alias "troll2" "say I like black people. I think everyone should own one.; alias troll troll3"
alias "troll3" "say What's black and doesn't work? ; alias troll troll4"
alias "troll4" "say Half of London.; alias troll troll5"
alias "troll5" "say Why don't black people go on cruises?; alias troll troll6"
alias "troll6" "say You're the human equivalent of a participation award.; alias troll troll7"
alias "troll7" "say What's white on top and black on the bottom.; alias troll troll8"
alias "troll8" "say Society. ; alias troll jokes9"
alias "troll9" "say So, Pokemon Black came out this weekend.; alias troll troll10"
alias "troll10" "say Gotta Catch Jamal.; alias troll troll1"
bind "F7" "troll"

//clantag
alias "clantag" "clantag1"
alias "clantag1" "cl_clanid 11084259; alias clantag clantag2"
alias "clantag2" "cl_clanid 11084294; alias clantag clantag3"
alias "clantag3" "cl_clanid 11084348; alias clantag clantag4"
alias "clantag4" "cl_clanid 11084371; alias clantag clantag5"
alias "clantag5" "cl_clanid 24428674; alias clantag clantag6"
alias "clantag6" "cl_clanid 24428747; alias clantag clantag7"
alias "clantag7" "cl_clanid 24428853; alias clantag clantag8"
alias "clantag8" "cl_clanid 24428815; alias clantag clantag1"
bind "F8" "clantag"

clear
echo "Started Process...!"
echo "Loading Processes...!!"
echo "Successfully loaded Binjo's memes!"