ted cruz x kevin malone HOT XXX

Ted Cruz was up earlier than usually. He was super excited. After all, today was his wedding day!
Ted Cruz danced through the room, sang a little bit and couldn't wait until the evening.
Oh, how excited Ted Cruz was! Today, he would finally be married to Kevin Malone! (A/N Oh yeah, Ted Cruz is ghey. If you wanna know how that happened, read my other stories!)

Of course for this day, Ted Cruz had chosen the best wedding cake. And the best wedding catering. And invited all his friends to come (except Heidi Nelson cuz she's a bitch).
Kevin Malone himself was also up early in the morning, doing his morning stretches and excercise so he'd look nice and buff in his suit.
Ted Cruz was trying out his wedding dress in front of the mirror  There had been a mixup at the dresser but Kevin Malone thought it was kind of funny so they went along with it.

But of course, most importantly of all: Ted Cruz couldn't wait until the actual night. See. Ted Cruz had a bit of a stick kink. but kept it secret so far. Ted Cruz felt there had to be at least one thing Kevin Malone should only discover on their wedding night! Oh, how excited Ted Cruz was to finally share that final bit with Kevin Malone!

The day was coming along nice. Ted Cruz received lots of compliments for his dress. Kevin Malone looked fabulous in his suit. His muscles nicely toned thanks to the suit being of just the right tightness. Oh, Ted Cruz loved watching his love. Those sweet lips of him touching the wine glass, soaking them up in the red liquid of the wine. Those lips he could kiss all night long.
And those hands, Ted Cruz looked at it. Abscentmindedly as someone else was talking to Ted Cruz while he did so. Kevin Malone's hands were so full with power. The way he grabbed Ted Cruz's hands as they cut the cake. The way he held Ted Cruz's wrists as he cut the cake into slices. Those hands would be soon on Ted Cruz's chest.

There was a speech or two. Proclaiming that there had never been such a perfect couple as Ted Cruz and Kevin Malone. That the universe had never seen such love. And everyone cheered and rejoiced. And there were flower petals and rice raining down on them and there were songs being sang in their names.

Or so it should be. Because when Ted Cruz stood there at the altar about to give his word to Kevin Malone. Suddenly! An ExplosioN!

And from the smoke arised no one else but Heidi Nelson!

"Stop! You are making a mistake!" Heidi Nelson said. "I should be with Kevin Malone!!"

~~~~~ A/N Oooooh! Bet you didn't expect that! Sorry ClarisaTheBeautiful, I no I told you I wouldn't do that, but I did! hAHAHAHA! ~~~~ Onto the next chappie!
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Meanwhile, Ted Cruzs mind was wondered back to the past.
It was Donald Trumps christmass party, which everyone was invited too.
The party was awesome as always, because Rick Perry was hosting it.

Ted Cruz was pretty drunk that day.
If Ted Cruz was honest, He couldn't remember much that happened.
Only something about a balloon,a rabbi and a traffic cone.

There was one thing that stuck in Him mind though. Something He would never forget.
Kevin Malone.
Kevin Malone was wearing a Donald Trump mask that night

Everyone had come as something or someone else.


KEVIN MALONE WAS DRESSed as HEIDI NELSON.
HEIDI NELSON WAS DRESSed as CARLY FIORINA.
CARLY FIORINA WAS DRESSed as Ted Cruz.
Ted Cruz was dressed as Donald Trump.
And Donald Trump was dressed as a teddy bear.


Ted Cruz was instantly attracted to Kevin Malone in Him costume. The way He moved. The way He talked.The way He flicked His hair.
Kevin Malone was doing a Karaoke number.
It was "wannabe". And He was awesome.
He sung like a true seductor.The audience was miasmarised by Kevin Malone.
Underwear was chucked at Kevin Malone.


Ted Cruz got up and sang too.
When Kevin Malone was singing wannabe it was like the words spoke to Him. Kevin Malone seemed to be addressing each word of the song just to Him. The room faded away and it was just the two of them. No one else in the world.
They gazed into eachother eyes as Kevin Malone spoke the last lyric.
Then silence.

Suddenly, Ted Cruz was woken out of the flashback by the present
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The woman stood atop of the rubble while from everywhere Loyal followers came from. They tied up all the wedding guests (and Rick Perry, who had been the priest, too!).

"I knew something was up," Heidi Nelson said. "You sounded way too happy last time we spat insults at each other." She said as she walked down from the rubble into the wedding area. "Of course, there was also this."
She took out a paper and folded it into an aeroplane. Then she fired it at Ted Cruz.

Ted Cruz opened it up and saw... it was their wedding invitation.
Heidi Nelson laughed loudly, "Oh yeah, you were willing to invite Donald Trump but not me?! So I did what I had the right to do... I went to Donald Trump and I defeated him and took his invitation.

Ted Cruz knew that Heidi Nelson could be powerful. Oh yeah, before Heidi Nelson turned out to be such a collosal biatch, they had been fighting Donald Trump together. But Ted Cruz didn't know that Heidi Nelson could have defeated Donald Trump...as long as she had enough motivation!

HAHAHAHAAHA, Heidi Nelson laughed. "Now to enact my plan!" Because not only will I stop your wedding, I will make your wedding IMPOSSIBLE!!!
The lackyss took Rick Perry and shoved him forward. They did the same thing with Kevin Malone.

Heidi Nelson walked over to Kevin Malone and took his hand. "Now, Rick Perry, wed me! Otherwise I will kill all you love! And if you, Ted Cruz try to stop me....I will ressurrect Donald Trump!"

Ted Cruz felt like he was kicked in the stomach. What an impossible choice! Ted Cruz thought. Give up the love of Ted Cruz's life or save the world from Donald Trump. It was almost as if fate or God set everythin in motion to torture Ted Cruz!

But long Ted Cruz didn't have to be in agony. Because Ted Cruz had a plan!

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The next time they saw eachother Kevin Malone winked at Ted Cruz, remembering what happened at the party.Ted Cruz blushed.
Some of the others giggled. Did they know? Ted Cruz didn't care.
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Ted Cruz had some time before he had to do anything, so He decided to have another flashback.

It was just after the Karaoke. They had stepped of the stage to loud applause and were now looking at eachother.
"Hi" Ted Cruz said, meekly.
"Hay" Kevin Malone said, also meekly. Their confidence from moments ago had evaporated like alcohol.
"Do you want too..."
"maybe.."
"ok then."
So they walked to the cloakroom.
It wasn't long before their lips were together. Ted Cruz couldn't remember who made the first move.
He did remember the taste though. The taste of Kevin Malone.
Kevin Malone tasted like peach on a spring noon.
Refreshing and salty but also a bit sour.
What had they been eating? Ted Cruz tried to work out it. It took much tung work.
After a few minutes mouth to mouth pot holing, Kevin Malone guessed what Ted Cruz was doing.
"I had cranberry for lunch."
"oh"
"you dont have to stop though"
"oh. Good!" Ted Cruz said, with great relief.
They finally drew away after what seemed a whole february but was only mere minutes.
The taste of Kevin Malone's lips  still lingered in Ted Cruz's mouth as they finally looked upon each other with new eyes.
Relieved sighs came from both of them as both embraced, Kevin Malone snuggling against Ted Cruz's neck as he snuggled upto Kevin Malone's torso.



Kevin Malone went further by clutching Ted Cruz with his fingers, pulling at the fabric of His slacks to feel what was underneath.

Ted Cruz liked this a lot and started making a lot of noise. Kevin Malone joined in. "Owwww...Ahhh...MAHAhhhEEkkk...aakk"
It got pretty noisy from that point on. Both of them had a lot of fun and made a lot of noise!. Ted Cruz sounded like Taxi going wrong! Kevin Malone sounded like a heard of Haress in heat. They had a lot of..."fun".

Kevin Malone finally slapped Ted Cruz to get Him to stop.
"Sorry about that, I got a little carried away" said Ted Cruz.
"Thats ok I.....enjoyed it." said Kevin Malone blushing in the way they always did.
"Tomorrow?"
"Yes" said Kevin Malone.
"I'll bring some of my toys next time for us to play with" said Ted Cruz.

And with that they left the cloakroom and returned to the party. The months that followed were fun but they eventually drifted apart.


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~~~~~A/N uuuurgh I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry it took sooo long. I had to find some inspiration because yknow, it fic did end in a really difficult cliffhanger! But after binge watching some netflix, I think I really got a cool thing down now! ~~~~~~

"Uuuurgh," Ted Cruz said, putting up his most bored voice, "Well, I didn't really want him anyway, I just said that to rile you up."

"What?!" said Heidi Nelson in utter disbelieve.

"Yeaaah, I was just so angry with you over, y'know, that thing. that I decided that I was going to marry Kevin Malone just to make you jealous."

And then, then Ted Cruz thought of the one thing that would make his ruse even better.

"Because really, said Ted Cruz, I love you."

Heidi Nelson stood there baffled. All the security gaurds looked at her unsure what to do now.

"Y... you mean that?" said Heidi Nelson.

"Of course not!" said Kevin Malone and in that unguarded moment he knocked Heidi Nelson unconscious.

"Haha, you didn't expect that to happen, hey Bitch?!" Kevin Malone yelled loudly and laughed loudly afterwards.
All the other guests laughed as well.
As did Ted Cruz.

And afterwards, when the police came and arrested Heidi Nelson, the wedding continued.

And as Ted Cruz predicted. In the evening, finally he could show off his kink. And then it turned out that Kevin Malone too had a secret, he whispered at Ted Cruz, taking off his shirt and revealing that he had been wearing nipple clamps all this time. That was kinda hot as well, Ted Cruz thought and it became a really really nice night.

Although, deeply, somewhere... Ted Cruz felt a little doubt over his proclaimation of love towards Heidi Nelson. Maybe there was a core of truth in it. Maybe their rivalry was nothing more than a elaborate foreplay? Non-the less. Now it was too late. Kevin Malone was Ted Cruz's life partner now. Although... maybe... when Heidi Nelson finally came free, Ted Cruz might be able to convince Kevin Malone to explore more kinks with the both of them....


The end

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