[Scene 1: Johnny is sitting on a bench, looking anxious]

Johnny: *turning right* Babe come in here, I need to tell you something.

Courtney: *enters scene, sits next to Johnny* What is it?

J: *scooting away* It's something really important.

C: *scooting closer* You can tell me, I'm your girlfriend.

J: *scooting away* I don't know how to say it.

C: *scooting closer, getting upset* Why are you scooting away from me? You haven't been close with me at all lately. When's the last time you touched me, Johnny? Stop avoiding me!

J: *sighs* I'm breaking up with you.

C: What?! Why?

J: *hesitates, leans in and whispers* I'm gay.

C: *gasps* What? You don't seem like that type of person.

J: *reaches into his bag, pulls out a movie (Magic Mike) poster and holds it up to Courtney* Have you seen this movie?

C: Okay now I see it. *looks closer at the poster* ...Is that lipstick?

J: *hurriedly puts the poster back in his bag* Noooo.

C: *gets angry* You know what, you don't get to break up with me! *slaps J* We're through! *storms off*