Kumo Drama CD Script (Trial Version)

Kumo Drama CD - Trial Version (Included in LN volume 14 special edition)
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5mPp7XewZ4

[Scene1]
Fei: Schlain-saaan, I'm so boooored.
Fei: Come on, can I go play a bit?
Shun: Fei, you're supposed to be my pet monster, so you can't just walk around by yourself.
Fei: Then stop reading those dumb books and let's go somewhere!
Shun: Just a little bit longer, I'll stop after this book.
Shun: Wah! ...Ahem.
Shun: Stop breathing into my ears!
Fei: Hehe, did you feel that?
Shun: As if!
Katia: Shun, good morning.
Katia: What are you reading so earnestly?
Shun: G-good morning Katia. This is-
Katia: "A Complete History of Spells"?
Shun: Yeah, I found it in the library.
Shun: This one seems to be the easiest to read.
Katia: How very studious of you.
Hugo: Have you always been such a nerd?
Katia: How rude of you Hugo. After all, he is a prince of the Analeit Kingdom.
Hugo: Not what I meant. I was asking if Yamada was always this much of a nerd.
Katia: Hugo! He is Prince Schlain and nothing more.
Katia: Please refrain from saying anything that would expose our pre-reincarnation lives.
Shun: Maybe not before, but right now I am in a position where I have to study.
Hugo: I know right...
Fei: Weren't you a crown prince too? Are you actually studying?
Hugo: Yeah, or rather I'm being forced to study.
Shun: You are the future Sword King of Renxandt after all.
Hugo: I wonder how long it will be before we finally have some real combat practice.
Hugo: Day in day out, it's just boring lecture after boring lecture.
Shun: But they told us in class that learning the theories will become the foundations of magic.
Shun: It's dangerous if you try to perform magic without understanding it.
Hugo: That's nothing more than an excuse.
Hugo: Be it magic or skills, you'll never get any better if you don't use them!
Yuri: Quite right, Hugo. Skills are there to be raised.
Hugo: Hah, Yuri. You get what I'm saying.
Yuri: Why do you think we are born with skills?
Yuri: It's so that we can train them and improve ourselves, gaining even more skills!
Hugo: Yeah!
Yuri: And what do you think is at the end of that?
Hugo: Obviously, becoming the strongest!
Yuri: No.
Hugo: Huh?
Shun: Um, what is it?
Yuri: The Word of God!
Yuri: By raising our skill levels and improving ourselves, we slowly but surely get closer to God.
Yuri: And by hearing God's voice, we will remember our mission to-
Fei: (This is gonna be pretty annoying. Stop her already, Shun.)
Shun: Um, so what skills does everyone have?
Shun: You must have had yourselves appraised a while back, right?
Yuri: A talk about skills? I want to know too!
All: (Good job!)
Fei: I have a skill called Earth Wyrm.
Fei: Well rather than a skill it's kinda like my race.
Shun: My skill is Divine Protection.
Hugo: What, being protected by your kingdom isn't enough?
Shun: That's not a skill, more like my... family?
Fei: Can't you come up with any better examples?
Hugo: What kinda skill is it?
Shun: The description is "More easily gain the desired results in any situation."
Hugo: Ho, sounds just like a blessing.
Shun: ...Apparently.
Hugo: Apparently!?
Shun: It's not really something I can activate by my own will.
Shun: Since it's on all the time, it's a bit hard to feel the effects.
Hugo: What about you, Ooshima?
Katia: Karnatia Seri Anabald.
Hugo: Yeah yeah, what of Lady Karnatia?
Katia: Ah yes, I have the skill Conversion.
Yuri: Conversion?
Katia: It allows me to return skills back into skill points.
Katia: In other words, I am able to reallocate my skill points.
Hugo: Hoho, not bad!
Katia: ...Apparently.
Hugo: You too!?
Katia: It seems like the return rate isn't 100%.
Katia: So it's essentially a skill that ends in a loss each time you use it.
Fei: A skill that always causes a loss? Why does it even exist?
Katia: That's why I've never used the skill even once.
Hugo: Guess you failed the skill lottery.
Yuri: That's no good, we have to keep using our skills to level them up!
Yuri: Hugo, at least you're training your skills, right?
Hugo: Yeah, because my skill is the strongest.
Fei: Hmph, and what is it?
Hugo: Emperor.
All: Emperor?
Hugo: It improves the effects of all skills.
Yuri: Wow that sounds useful!
Hugo: Also it has the ability to inflict Fear via intimidation.
Hugo: Heh, sounds like something worth training, right?
Shun: (Rather than a skill, isn't that just like Natsume's attitude?)
Katia: (It's pretty impressive that the skill matches his personality so perfectly.)
Yuri: (I wonder if that's also on all the time.)
Fei: (Even if you don't train it, you're already at the max level of overbearing.)
Hugo: Why did all of you suddenly go silent!? This is an amazing skill!
Fei: (Now he's trying to intimidate us.)
Shun: Hasabe-san, er Yuri, what about you? Did you have an interesting skill?
Yuri: Yes, Dreaming Maiden.
Shun: Uh okay, and the skill?
Yuri: Yes... Dreaming Maiden.
Katia: Uh-huh, so what's the skill?
Yuri: Dreaming Maiden! That's what the skill is called!
Fei: Ugh, sounds like a chuuni name.
Shun: Oh, the skill is Dreaming Maiden, huh.
Katia: The name certainly has some impact...
Hugo: This better not be some weird psycho thing.
Yuri: Jeez, you're all laughing at me inside aren't you?
Katia: Of course not. So what does it do?
Yuri: It allows me to record a certain number of dreams when I sleep.
All: So maidenly!
Yuri: I've had enough of this! I'm not telling you!
All: Wait, wait!
Katia: We're sorry.
Hugo: It was just a little too on the nose.
Yuri: Mrgh. I'm sure you're making fun of me now.
Shun: So what do you do with the recorded dreams?
Katia: If a cute girl shows up, you watch it again!
Fei: A replay function, really?
Yuri: I'm being serious here!
Yuri: The recorded dreams can be deployed as a dungeon in subspace!
Katia: Eh? So you can materialize them?
Yuri: It's only inside subspace, so it's not as if they are truly real.
Hugo: And you can enter that dungeon?
Yuri: Of course!
Fei: Sounds fun!
Shun: Like a real escape the room game.
Yuri: It's more real than that. Getting attacked by the monsters inside will deal actual damage.
Hugo: Hmm, so what dreams do you have recorded?
Fei: Wow, this insensitive guy trying to ask about a girl's dreams.
Hugo: Shut your trap.
Yuri: I always record adventurous dreams, especially when stuff like dragons show up!
Hugo: A real dragon, that's pretty amazing!
Fei: There's one real dragon right here.
Hugo: You mean a lizard.
Fei: Shut it, I'm still in the middle of growing.
Shun: I didn't think Yuri was the type to enjoy that adventure stuff.
Yuri: Hehe, I'm using them to train so those kinds naturally show up more often.
Shun: Train?
Yuri: Yes, using the dungeons as a training spot. Fighting in there will still increase your level.
Shun: I see, so you have fun in the dungeon while training your skills.
Hugo: Only the skill user can enter, or can you take others in with you?
Yuri: I've never tried, but it might be possible.
Hugo: Bring me too then. The "Dreaming Emperor"!
Yuri: Eh?
Katia: But why?
Hugo: No combat practice, no fighting monsters, absolutely nothing to train my skills.
Hugo: It's unfair that Yuri is the only one whose skills are rising so fast.
Yuri: Um, that's...
Hugo: So what do you think about this little monopoly, Yuri?
Katia: Did you activate your Emperor skill right now?
Hugo: No! I'm just saying I should make use of any opportunity to raise my skills!
Fei: Really, the nerve of this insensitive guy.
Hugo: What is it now, lil' lizard?
Fei: Listen up, you're asking a girl to let someone else into a materialization of her dreams. Let alone a man.
Fei: Of course she wouldn't want that!
Hugo: But Yuri is the one that said skills are meant to be raised.
Yuri: Indeed, that's exactly right.
Shun: Yuri?
Yuri: Taking away the chance for someone to raise their skills is unacceptable.
Yuri: Hugo's words have opened my eyes.
Hugo: Heh, exactly.
Yuri: I guess you are capable of saying good things.
Hugo: You didn't need that last part!
Yuri: I'll use my skill to help raise the skills of others, and that will surely improve my own skills even further!
Yuri: This is a wonderful chance to train not just myself, but the people around me!
Yuri: Yes, this must be God's guidance!
Katia: She has the eyes of a dreaming maiden right now!
Yuri: Let's all train our skills together, hand in hand!
Yuri: Everyone gather up after class and we'll start right away!
Shun: Eh?
Katia: Are you including us in there as well?
Yuri: Of course! If we're doing it, then it has to be everyone.
Hugo: It's fine if I'm the only one leveling up.
Yuri: But you're the one who said a monopoly was bad, Hugo.
Fei: So what now, Shun?
Shun: Well, it does sound interesting.
Fei: Being frank, I was super bored anyways.
Yuri: Then it's decided! Okay, Hugo?
Hugo: Yeah, whatever.
Oka: You guys look like you're talking about something fun.
Shun: Uwah! Sensei!? How much did you hear?
Oka: Everything after the dreaming maiden part.
Katia: Oka-chan seems really into this for some reason.
Oka: If you're going on a field trip, then you need to take a guardian along with you.
Hugo: You're not a teacher anymore though.
Oka: Are you trying to leave me out?
Fei: Ugh, here comes the annoying adult.
Shun: Well isn't it more fun if more people come along?
Katia: I'm starting to get a bit excited for this too.
Yuri: Alright, then let's head to the western forest right after class.

[Scene2 - Kumoko]
Ehhh, I just had a terrible dream.
The wind suddenly whooshed around me, then there was some kinda explosion.
I was surrounded by weird special effects as my body was twisted apart.
Such a terrible dream.
Where am I?
Eh, some old cottage? There's a fireplace and the roof is fairly high.
If this was a thriller movie, it's the type of place you'd find one of the suspects dead.
I remember being at the demon territory in a place overlooking the ocean.
Wasn't I looking out at the ominous looking waters while having a nice tea time?
What's going on?
Gasp!
It can't be! It can't be, but...
Was that not a dream!?
Whoosh. Boom. Twist.
Then I died!? And reincarnated again!?
Ehh!? A second reincarnation!? After I became kinda human-looking!?
Argh... Nai wa...
Well whatever. I've already been through being a spider so I should be used to it by now.
And I'm also looking forward just a little to my new form.
This house looks kinda beatdown, so this time it might be that thing.
You know, born as a child to some poor family. Then I train my talent in magic?
Or maybe I can make my way into some ballroom dance and put on some glass slippers?
The ash covered princess? That's great!
I've always been surrounded by spider threads and poison, so ash is way better!
Come on, Cinderella story! Let's go!
Hm? I tried to raise my fist, but right in front of me is...
A pretty familiar looking leg.
Okay, let's count how many legs I have. One, two...
Three, four, five, six, seven, eight. That's eight arthropod looking legs.
Oiii! A spider!? A spider again!? And I'm even more hairy than before?
My feelers are glowing like they're decorative lights. This time I'm more gaudy? What's going on?
Oi! Bring out whoever's responsible for this! I demand an explanation!
I'll find you!
Oiii! Who's responsible for this!
Oiii! I am entitled to an explanation!
Oiii! Where's the manager!
Waaah!! Waah!!
After going a short rampage, I have made quite the mess.
But this is like my home right? It should be fine then if I'm the one breaking stuff.
Okay fine! Fine! I get it.
If I'm doing the spider thing again then let's hurry and get a move on.
I can just leave through this door right?
W-what is this? There's a spider web blocking the exit?
Heh. Hahaha! Foolish, simply foolish!
How long do you think I've been a spider?
Any spider incapable of breaking through a web is not worthy of being a spider!
Open up!
Spider reincarnation, round 2. Let's get this started!