That one rp

<Okeanos>: It is a cold day at the belingur academy, almost -30 with windchill. But its nice and cozy inside mr larkins bio room, as the students know. The class is just about to start as the teacher goes over some papers.
Reverb looks at a book, since she doesn't really attend lessons.
Skyler is leaned back in his desk, eyes closed and half-asleep
Wrong_Way wore an extra layer of beige today as he sits in class waiting for some note taking.
<Larkin>: "Everyone please hand in your homework on chapter 8, and we will begin class"
Reverb didn't even know there was homework. Or lessons.
<Larkin>: I think you were in this class once actually]
<Larkin>: waay back]
Skyler feels through his bag with a wing, pulling out the homework and putting it on his desk
Wrong_Way pulls out the homework he worked all night on.
<Larkin>: "Alright is that everything?"
Wrong_Way is now pulling the lead out of his mechanical pencil and putting it back in for fun.
Reverb looks around
Skyler is internally bargaining with himself to determine whether or not he should just let himself doze off
Larkin gets up to the board "Right, can anyone tell me where we left off? How about you ms francesca?"
Reverb shrugs. "No idea Sir."
<Larkin>: "Well at least your honest. Hm, we left off on circulatory system"
<Larkin>: "What can you tell me about it, mark, skyler?"
Skyler shifts in his seat some
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh, you need the respiratory system for it to work?"
<Skyler>: "Circulatory system is blood flow, right?"
<Larkin>: "Partially yes, to both of you"
<Larkin>: "Does anyone know how blood is able to carry oxygen?"
<Skyler>: "Red blood cells."
<Reverb>: "Blood cells are optimized to carry maximum amounts of blood."
<Larkin>: "More specifically skyler, it is the iron in your blood cells. Iron allows hemoglobin to bind to oxygen and carry it throughout your tissues, as without proper oxygenation, your cells quickly start dying.
<Larkin>: "
Skyler looks back to give Reverb a confused expression
<Larkin>: "Youd feel sluggish, pale and eventually die"
<Larkin>: "As well as a yellowish tinge to your skin"
<Larkin>: "And francesca thats creepy of you"
<Larkin>: Ill expect the homework for the circulatory system done by tomorrow. All of you, class is dismissed"
<Larkin>: Signal watches go off
<Ravan>: [pick me a filthy mutie]
<Larkin>: calling them all to the s-cave-observatory
<Larkin>: amos
<Larkin>: ]
<Larkin>: of soemthing]
<Larkin>: or*]
<Ravan>: [this students? I think amos might know whats up already if he's program head]
<Larkin>: is there lag or are you guys just not talking]
<Larkin>: its a mission]
*** Ravan is now known as Amos
Reverb looks down at the watch. She sighs and walks out of the classroom.
Amos was in the middle of filing papers, gets up and heads out
Skyler grumbles something and follows Reverb out of the classroom
<Larkin>: i figured hed have called it amos]
Reverb heads to the cave, following her regular route.
<Amos>: [I'd have to have been pre-warned]
<Larkin>: i pmd you[
<Amos>: [there was a delay so it came after]
<Larkin>: fine lets do this, is mark here?]
Skyler makes it to the base
Amos enters the room, standing in front of the meeting
<Amos>: [wrong_way, ya there?]
<Larkin>: he brbd]
<Larkin>: didnt see]
<Larkin>: we gots ta wait]
<Amos>: [gotcha]
Skyler curses himself for forgetting his coffee today.
Reverb sits at the desk
<Wrong_Way>: [you guys go ahead]
<Wrong_Way>: [it got too cold]
<Wrong_Way>: [i'll still take logs but gotta take care of this]
<Skyler>: [good luck, ww]
<Amos>: [in other news I am listening to country music]
<Sowl>: what was said]
<Amos>: http://mibpaste.com/a7BlUq ]
<Sowl>: right what i was goin to say is that it was completely ww based, so imma have to think of other stuff and need a sec]
<Sowl>: right amos take it away]
<Amos>: [so yeah you're all already in there]
Amos stands in front of the meeting room and looking around at those who came
<Amos>: "Alright, this should suffice for now"
<Reverb>: "What's the issue now?"
<Amos>: "We're investigating a case up in the backwoods of Canada, mutant fugitives in the area were attacked by what reports are saying large machines"
<Reverb>: "Machines?"
<Amos>: "Robots and the like"
<Skyler>: "Giant killer robots?"
<Amos>: "Possibly. Reports are unclear."
<Amos>: "Just something that ain't that human like"
Skyler nods
<Amos>: "So, get suited up and we'll take a fly over"
<Amos>: "Dismissed"
<Reverb>: "Understood."
<Sowl>: ready?]
<Amos>: [I am]
<Skyler>: [yup]
<Sowl>: after several hours of flying to canada in the zepplin, the harsh winds bring there toll on skyler who is the only on there who can feel cold. They finally make it to the canadian town of beavermoose. Located in a major seclusion, the town has a few stores, a bar, a junkyard, and a doctors house. It is surrounded by forest and a laake
<Reverb>: "Christ what a shithole."
<Sowl>: Now young ace detectives, your choice of where to investigate is your own. Good luck and remember lives are on the line etc
Amos steps out, taking a look around
<Reverb>: "So, giant robots. I'm betting junkyard or forest."
<Skyler>: "It'll be even shittier if we let everyone get murdered by robots."
<Reverb>: "Which is why we're not going to, duh."
<Sowl>: The forest is less of a small thing, and more of the majority of several hundred miles around
<Amos>: "Zip it, both of you. The junkyard is our best bet unless you want to go trekking around in Canadian outback all day"
Amos starts to make his way to the junkyard
Skyler follows after Amos
Reverb follows after Amos.
<Sowl>: They make it to the junkyard. Its surrounded by a chain link fence, inside are large piles of metal, cars, washing machines, scrap. There is also a man sleeping outside in a lawnchair. He is dressed almost like a stereotypical redneck and is surrounded by flies. He has a mustache that attaches to his muttonchops, and has some overalls on.
<Reverb>: "Forgive me for thinking the locals might not be helpful."
*** Sowl is now known as Junkbro
<Skyler>: "The commentary isn't helping, either."
Junkbro is surrounded by flies.
<Amos>: "I can speak to them, ye of little faith" he says walking over to the man "Ey, mister"
Junkbro is wakes up
<Junkbro>: "Oi wotcha need got der dun meatal and sturf. Two bucks"
<Amos>: "I'm a wonderin if you've seen some strange things a happenin around these here parts. Make it worth yer while, lookin to see if there's some kinda strangeness I done heard about goin down" he says without flinching and taking a canadian 50 note from his pocket
<Amos>: "tell us what you done heard around, maybe seen. let us take a look around, y'hear?"
<Junkbro>: "..you makin fun o my accent? Ya want some dang dern gossip, go to the leaky albatross bar.Ya wants a dang ...metal thing, two bucks" A fly bites skyler.
<Amos>: "What kinda metal thing?" he still has the 50 bucks right there
Skyler grumbles to himself and swats away the fly
Junkbro points to the large piles of scrap "Metal things, two bucks"
Junkbro takes the fity, that will get you round 20 things
<Junkbro>: the fly is swatted away
Amos pulls it away from him the second he tries to grab for it
<Reverb>: "...Mr. Frank, did you just buy 25 pieces of scrap?"
<Amos>: "Sorry, ain't giving me what I want"
<Amos>: "I'll be back 'round later if you got something new"
<Junkbro>: "ye aint shoppin, get done out of here"
Junkbro adjusts his hat
Amos turns, thinking he needs to work on his accent, and motions for them to head to the bar. Junkbro will have his time come later.
Skyler follows after Amos to the bar
Reverb follows Amos to the bar.
<Skyler>: "Y'know, whatever we're dealing with is supposed to be 'large'. I could probably spot it from a bird's eye view."
<Reverb>: "In this forest? That seems unlikely."
<Reverb>: "...maybe we could hear them, or some other kind of signals?"
<Junkbro>: do something]
<Amos>: "You have permission if you really want to. I'm setting to see if its been noticed by the populace"
<Amos>: "Whatever gets us a hint to where these things are, as they ain't anywhere in sight right now"
<Junkbro>: oh jeez[
<Junkbro>: just got a wall[
<Skyler>: "Well, we should probably find where these mutant fugitives are. Or is everyone here one?"
<Junkbro>: Its getting very very dark
<Amos>: "Nah, there was a few mutants out here that got targeted. They're dead"
<Amos>: "And I'm thinkin unless you can see in the dark our flight option has just gone"
<Skyler>: "Fair enough."
<Reverb>: "So, now what?"
Amos reaches the bar, opening the door and looking inside
<Junkbro>: They make it to the leaky albatross. Inside is a bartender, customers include a few friends havin drinks. A 20 something near the jukebox, and a cop
<Junkbro>: Skylers bug bite itches.
Skyler decides that it's better not to scratch a bite and hopes his boosted immune system will keep him from dying of any redneck diseases
<Junkbro>: There is also one of those singing fish on the walls
<Junkbro>: and multiple pictures
<Reverb>: "This place is... typical."
<Skyler>: "You don't look like the type to be experienced with redneck bars, headphones."
<Junkbro>: i was describing the place where my cousin works, I wasnt trying to be redneck..]
<Wrong_Way>: [dude, singing fishes are so not redneck]
<Wrong_Way>: [i bet obama has one]
<Reverb>: "And you do?"
Skyler has ascended to offending people even out of character B)]
<Junkbro>: i have one..]
<Skyler>: [we used to have a singing fish, if it makes you feel better]
<Reverb>: "In your fancy boots and coat, you wouldn't know a redneck if her ran you over in a pickup truck."
Amos leaves the kids to their own devices, walking to the cop
<Junkbro>: nah im not jokin]
<Reverb>: [I'm actually really fond of the singing fish.]
*** Junkbro is now known as OfficerDouge
OfficerDouge has that on his badge
OfficerDouge is enjoy a fine drink
<Skyler>: "I'm going to take that as a compliment."
<Amos>: "Hey, officer" he says "Got a moment?"
<OfficerDouge>: "Something I can help you with, outoftowner?"
<Amos>: "Yeah, investigating a few things around town. Heard some mutants got taken out 'round these parts. Notice anything weird?"
<Reverb>: "So, want to interview the locals?"
<OfficerDouge>: "Not especially, a few things here and there. Rumors mostly, metal men"
<Amos>: "Metal men, ya don't say. What's that about?"
<Skyler>: "Honestly? I doubt anyone here's going to give information to some preppy winged kid, regardless of how much I yell at them."
<OfficerDouge>: "Some sightings, hear say. Sounds down at the junkyard"
<OfficerDouge>: "And the flyers"
<OfficerDouge>: "Little lights in the sky"
<Amos>: "Flyers?"
<Amos>: "Sounds freaky"
<OfficerDouge>: "Floatin around, some kind of object cant really identify though"
Reverb shrugs. "Suit yourself, I can pull some info."
Reverb walks over to the guy at the jukebox.
<OfficerDouge>: "Scarin kids and what not, especially poor alan over there"
<Amos>: "poor fella" he says, looking over to where he assumes the cop is pointing
<OfficerDouge>: alan at the jukebox is staring intently flipping through channels, hes dark skinned, hispanic possibly. Has shortish hair. Smells clean. And is wearing jeans and a white t
<Reverb>: "Hey, you there."
<Reverb>: "I'm looking for info on a string of disappearances, know anything?"
<OfficerDouge>: The guy basically ignores her, except for a "..hey.Not really anything, these rednecks will listen to"
<OfficerDouge>: guys mind if i brb for a biit?]
<Reverb>: [yeah, sure]
<Amos>: [go ahead]
<OfficerDouge>: thanks sorry brb soon]
<OfficerDouge>: back]
<OfficerDouge>: oi?]
<Reverb>: [hey]
<OfficerDouge>: heya]
<OfficerDouge>: everbody good to continye?]
<Reverb>: "That's not an answer. What do you know about the deaths?"
<Amos>: [im here]
<Skyler>: [yup]
OfficerDouge takes a look at reverb for a second "Youre here to investigate them. They were tests. If hes interested in you, youd probably best go home."
<OfficerDouge>: of course that was allan. you still talkin to the cop amos?]
<Amos>: [just sorta chillin]
Amos goes to the bar to get a drink
Reverb grabs Alan by the scruff of his neck.
<OfficerDouge>: and skylers bite is starting to move ]
<Reverb>: "Don't play dumb with me."
Skyler nervously tries to feel the bite with his hand, and walks over to Amos
<Skyler>: "Excuse me, Amos, but we've got a problem."
<Amos>: "Whats wrong?"
<OfficerDouge>: skyler can see the "bite" moving and crawling under his skin up his arm
<Skyler>: "Francesca's over there playing Bad Cop with no Good Cop, and I think I was just bitten by a radioactive spider at the junkyard."
Skyler shows Amos his arm, pointing to where he feels the crawling
<Amos>: "Let me see it" he take a look at the bite "...Its all pointing to the junkyard then. This isn't natural"
OfficerDouge finally picks a song on the radio, its the one reverb would have picked
<Skyler>: "No kidding. I suggest we go go back before space worms start coming out of me."
Reverb lets go of Alan.
<Amos>: "Give Francesca a minute"
Reverb quickly knees Alan in the gut.
<Reverb>: "Don't you ever fuck with me, boy."
<Skyler>: "She always like that?"
<Reverb>: "I ask questions, I get answers."
<Reverb>: "If I have to question you again, I better get straight ones."
<Amos>: "....Yes. Might have been poor decision making to let her ask around freely"
Skyler walks over and pulls Reverb off the man
<Skyler>: "What my friend is /trying/ to say, is that we're here to help."
<Amos>: "Still, give her a minute. If she does get anything out of it, its wo-" he watches as Sky goes over. Kids.
<Reverb>: "Hmph. Where we heading now then?"
<Skyler>: "So if you want whatever's going wrong to go /away/, try to tolerate her outbursts for another minute and give us something we can use to help."
Skyler gets go of Reverb and offers a hand to help the man up
<OfficerDouge>: was about to do something when i said his arm was bein crawled at. Ill just start there
Large_metal_doge breaks through the front of the building, crashing glasses and shards everywhere. Then jumps to bite amos
Reverb sets a massive block of crystal in front of Amos
Amos jumps to the side, letting Reverb's crystal form in the way of the dog
<Large_metal_doge>: ...]
Large_metal_doge smashes the giant crystal wall into the policeman and bartender
<Reverb>: "Well, fuck."
<Amos>: [that's a little dark]
<Large_metal_doge>: you didnt grab him]
<Large_metal_doge>: i thought you would]
<Skyler>: [how large is 'large'?]
<Amos>: [doesn't mean they have to die, though...]
<Large_metal_doge>: i didnt say they died, I said they got hit by a wall of crystal which they did. and large is basically slightly larger than the mystery machine]
<Large_metal_doge>: The other people are running out besides alan who walks. The doge turns to the group and starts breathing shards of metal at them.
<Reverb>: "Amos, grab the block!"
Skyler covers himself, using his wings as shields
Amos takes in all the properties around him, pushing back the block before it can hit into anybody and throwing it at the robot
<Large_metal_doge>: the crystal did hit them, it didnt kill them. Youre a bit late dude that part already happend]
Large_metal_doge is hit with block, smashed through the open front and into the street
<Reverb>: "...Yo, Amos, feathers! Try and get it around his mouth!"
<Skyler>: "It's a block, not a chain."
Amos charges out into the street, several tendrils extending themselves and wrapping around the Dog's head, constricting and wrangling it
Meta_doge is beeping
Skyler runs out to assist in keeping the dog's mouth closed, using his wings
Reverb sighs, grabbing the crystal herself. She throws it at the dog.
Meta_doge is still beeping, it struggles as its mouth is being closed
Amos constricts some more, wrapping around the neck and trying to force the head around to break it off
Metal_dog heads breaks off. But sadly it explodes
<Reverb>: "Oh, well, double fuck."
Amos is thrown back, but gets right back up
<Skyler>: "Well, great."
<Reverb>: "So, what now?"
<Amos>: "Junkyard"
<Amos>: [brb]
<Skyler>: "My arm falls off for the second time this week."
<Metal_dog>: Amos and skyler are hit with some shrapnel, barely any at skyler except for a stray shard actually hits skyler right in the arm cutting out a large metal worm and pinning it to a nearby wall. Impossible odds
*** Metal_dog is now known as Flyers
<Skyler>: [my arm, or the worm?]
<Amos>: [metal_dog?]
<Reverb>: [is flyers now]
<Flyers_>: where was we]
<Skyler>: http://mibpaste.com/nCgPBH ]
<Flyers_>: worm got pinned, your basically fine except for a small cut.
<Flyers_>: tryin to hurry this up, because fuck my connection]
Skyler winces and rubs his cut, looking back at the worm
<Flyers_>: its all metal and wriggly and was inside of you
<Skyler>: "Once again, fate barely preserves my right to limbs."
<Flyers_>: the doge is dead, the area is fucked up. And the song, march of the gladiators starts to play in the area. As little robots that look like hopping megaphones with feet come out of the woodwork
<Amos>: "Lucky break, come on. We probably don't have time"
<Amos>: "....Well now"
<Reverb>: "Christ, what?"
Flyers_ starts flying over head, tiny mettalic birds with bombs attached to their bottoms, They swoop over by and start dropping them near you guys
<Skyler>: "Y'know what, I'm not even gonna question it anymore."
Flyers_ are easily seen in the dark with their bright eye lights
<Flyers_>: each bomb is basically a grenade
Skyler attempts to catch a bomb with his wing and throw it at the megaphone-eque robots
Amos dodges to the side, shooting out a tentacle whip to smack a few birds out of the sky
<Flyers_>: amos succesfully breaks three berds. The grenades fall near him, and let out a almost deafening noise though
Reverb can't even hear the noise through her headphones, as she throws shards of crystal at the birds
<Flyers_>: Skyler breaks a few of the robots and the left over music starts to change to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw3ZTm8eG0o [TITLE: Battlebots Theme Song VIEWS: 1285 FAVES: 0 RATING: 5 RATERS: 5 UPLOADED: BlastFromTheePast ] the battlebots theme
<Flyers_>: The berds are hit with crystal and start to nose dive down, theres one berd left and its about to drop its bomb
<Spooky>: [where was we]
Reverb catches a bird and throws it right back
<Flyers_>: http://mibpaste.com/24RpXY
Skyler flies over to beat up megaphone robots with his bare hands
<Flyers_>: reverb hits the berd with another berd. Thats taking out two birds with one of the berds.
<Flyers_>: The megaphone bots are small, and easily destroyed as they have no capabilities beyond playing annoying music
Spooky goes about crushing the megaphone bots
<Flyers_>: They are destroyed. It is quiet again
Spooky starts to make his way to the junkyard
<Flyers_>: A small bot that seems to be nothing but a camera with spider limbs has been watching the whole time
Skyler flies off to the junkyard
<Flyers_>: It pings and then goes to sleep
<Reverb>: [brb]
*** Flyers_ is now known as Junkbro
*** Junkbro is now known as Okeanos
*** Okeanos is now known as Junkbro
<Reverb>: [back]
Reverb notices the ping, looking around for the source.
<Junkbro>: Reverb sees the rubble and broken robot bits, it doesnt really stand out. She should also hurry up as the others are almost there
Reverb sighs, heading over to the junkyard
Spooky is heading over to the junkyard
<Junkbro>: They see the junkyard, junkbro is drinking a beer ontop of a tower of scrap
Skyler is flying full speed ahead to the junkyard
<Junkbro>: youre basically there sky slow down]
<Junkbro>: oh sky feels tired as hell]
Skyler slows down because goddamn it's late and I didn't even get any coffee I hate this
<Junkbro>: you could have gotten one at the bar]
<Spooky>: "Now comes the final stretch, I assume"
<Junkbro>: "OI"
<Skyler>: [I was too busy sassing verb]
<Junkbro>: "You change your mind? Two bucks"
Skyler flies over to pick Junkbro up by his collar
<Junkbro>: that is assault man]
Skyler is picking up Junkbro by his collar.
<Junkbro>: why do you people keep assaulting peeps before you find out if they are guilty]
<Spooky>: "Calm down Sky"
<Skyler>: "The flies swarming this guy are what let to the metal worm in my arm."
<Junkbro>: still is dude, you just have to touch someone for it to be assault.]
<Skyler>: [then arrest me.]
<Junkbro>: "Id let go if I was were you"
<Junkbro>: next time ill be sure to]
Skyler picks the man up and slams his back against the ground
<Skyler>: "How about you explain what the fuck is going on."
<Junkbro>: "what the fuck is wrong with you"
<Junkbro>: "Get the hell off my property before I call the cops"
Reverb maintains her distance, keeping an eye on the junkyard man
<Spooky>: "Step off of him, we can't make assumptions off the bat"
Skyler lets go of the man and wipes his hands off
<Junkbro>: "The hell is wrong with you muties"
Junkbro stomps his way into his shack to check on his son
Spooky sighs heavily but continues on to look through the junkyard
<Reverb>: "He's still suspect."
Junkbro locks his shack door
<Skyler>: "Now, what?"
<Spooky>: "We search the place to find what we want"
<Reverb>: "And what do we want?"
<Spooky>: "The guy is probably just some hick" he goes ahead
<Spooky>: "More signs of those robots"
<Junkbro>: Theres shouting and a kerfufle coming from inside the shack
<Skyler>: "Maybe headphones can user namesake for something."
Skyler looks over to Reverb
<Reverb>: "Fine, jeez, I can certainly try."
Reverb adjusts her headphones, trying to make the sound from within the trailer clearer.
*** Jitterbug is now known as JohnQuint
<Junkbro>: Sounds like radio static partially, alan from bar is fighting with his dad. They are talking, apparently junkbro made alan. Hes a bot. Alan is a spiteful motherfucker though, and hates being stuck here and possibly made the bots without his father knowing
Reverb listens intently
<Reverb>: "Alright... that dude from the bar is a... bot."
<Reverb>: "Junk man made him, I hear."
Spooky raises an eyebrow
<Reverb>: "...This Alan character, he's... angry, bitter, spiteful."
<Reverb>: "Hates living in this backwater town."
*** Junkbro is now known as AlanI
<Reverb>: "...I think we have a new suspect."
AlanI inside the shack states that he can hear you reverb
<Reverb>: "...fuck."
<Spooky>: "What?"
<Skyler>: "No evidence, my ass..."
<Reverb>: "Fuckfuckfuck, he heard me."
AlanI knocks out his father, and pushes a button on his wrist "I went after mutants because theres just something special about you"
AlanI starts to change in the shack. He grows wings, his form stays similar but becomes grayish with a light around him.
<Spooky>: "...Shit"
<AlanI>: "I wanted to be special too, but I need information. I need to see you be around you, test data against my own. Now.."
AlanI crashes through the building torwards them flying with crystal and aura around him "Im better than you"
<Reverb>: "Fucking hell..."
<Spooky>: "....It copied powers"
<Reverb>: "Well, now what?"
Skyler stands up and cracks his neck to either side
<Skyler>: "We beat the shit out of it, obviously."
<Spooky>: "Fight with whatever it doesn't know"
<Reverb>: "Which is?"
Spooky looks back to Reverb, bearing his teeth slightly to show his sharpened canines.
<AlanI>: Im feeling you guys dont think its as close as it is, its literally about to smash into you. Also side note. It knew reverbs taste in music by looking at her]
Skyler attempts to fly headfirst into AlanI
Spooky nimbly dashes to the side, then jumps onto Alanl's back as he begins to beat back the crystal layers with a brutal strenth
<Spooky>: *strength]
<AlanI>: one second]
Reverb rushes back, finding a large pile of scrap
<AlanI>: jb might play him]
<Sowl>: qts]
<Reverb>: Not yours, but mine and Mr. Frank's.
<Skyler>: "Do we have any churches nearby?"
<AlanI>: one sec]
<Reverb>: "Hmm, not churches, but... okay, lemme think..."
Amos looks at the two
<Amos>: "Fire"
<Reverb>: "And for me, noise. That's why the headphones are there."
<AlanI>: Don't mind if I do!
AlanI quickly gets up, and fires a jet of crystals at Amos
Amos swiftly shifts out of the way
AlanI reforms before their very eyes, as a layer of metal begins to slide over his skin, and the skin on the others seems to be tingling
<Sowl>: It dawns on amos, that they arent the only mutants hes attacked.
<Reverb>: "Alright, we need to think this one through..."
<Amos>: "...Shit"
AlanI begins to make corrosive diamond encrusted metal tentacles, and whips them at the group
<AlanI>: I will be the next step! Look upon me, you shit heads, and know perfection!
AlanI begins to slowly walk towards the group, as the metal around him seems to rust, and disintegrate
Amos jumps up out of the way
Skyler dodges back and out of the way
Reverb shifts out of the way, throwing a set of shards at Alan
<AlanI>: YOU CAN'T RUN! SUBMIT!
<Skyler>: "TO WHAT!? DO YOU EVEN HAVE A GOAL!?"
AlanI throws his head back in laughter, as metallic snakes begin to grow out of the back of his head
Amos picks up junk and spins around, chucking it at high speeds at alanl
Skyler throws a car frame at AlanI
Reverb examines the hose attached to the faucet
AlanI stares at Amos, his leg beginning to stiffen up, as the metal toss at AlanI begins to deteriorate into harmless dust
<AlanI>: RESISTANCE IS FUCKING FUTILE!
Reverb sighs, turning on the short hose.
AlanI draws closer to Amos, as the stiffening begins to grow further up his body, his leg seems to be in the starting stages of petrification
Amos growls, turning himself into a shadow once more to escape out of his sight
AlanI turns around, as one of the snakes alerts him to Reverb
Reverb aims the hose at Alan
AlanI hisses at Reverb, as he lets out a shriek of pain, his metallic body seizing up, as it begins to rust before their eyes. he stands before you, a rust coloured statue, with a shocked expression plastered on his face
AlanI is a statue, what dya expect?<Amos>: "It looks over"
<Sowl>: oh yeah im reminded, i said its reaaally reaaaaallly cold in us, -30with windchill. So here has to have been much much worse]
<Amos>: [I'm a bogeyman and a vompoire I don't need temperature]
Skyler is adapted to the freezing winds of the sky in order to fly, and has 3 layers of /fa/ on.
Amos radios back to the s-men base. Mission possibly accomplished
<Reverb>: "...should we end him?"
<Skyler>: "I would argue he should go to court, first, but..."
Skyler taps his finger on the lifeless statue before him
<Reverb>: "Well, he is... kind of a megalomaniac."
<Amos>: "Its wise to inform the authorities nearby"
<Amos>: "Let them decide what to do with him. We're just here to make sure his rampage ends"
<Skyler>: "He still deserves a trial. We're stand-in police, not executioners."
AlanI begins to crack up, as his metal form disitintegrates, rust flying into the air
<Skyler>: "..."
<Amos>: "...I guess he won't, then"
<Reverb>: "Well, so much for that."
<Skyler>: "Nevermind /that/, I guess."
<Skyler>: "Feel like a big fuckin' hypocrite now, though."
<Reverb>: "How d'you figure?"
<Amos>: "We didn't know. There's nothing that could be done"
<Amos>: "Don't dwell on it, lets just head home"
<Amos>: "A report will be sent to the local authorities on what happened"
Skyler growls and kicks the snow where the statue stood.
Amos brings the both of them over to wait for their ride to pick them up
<Sowl>: pause for a sec]
<Sowl>: He shrunk down
<Sowl>: alani is right there
AlanI runs away
<Sowl>: and escaped bein small
<Skyler>: how small?]
<Sowl>: ask him]
<Skyler>: how small?]
<AlanI>: small as a speck of dust
<Amos>: [can't really see it then...]
<Skyler>: so in-character we wouldn't have known he shrunk in the first place]
<Skyler>: not sure why it had to be pointed out, then]
<AlanI>: nope]
<Sowl>: because ooc it still needs to be shown, and its an asspull]
<Amos>: [anyway, exeunt?]
<Sowl>: yeah]
<AlanI>: yeah]
<Skyler>: yeah]
<Amos>: [alrighty. good job team]
<AlanI>: got the notes, Wrong_Way?]