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  Pinkamena Thread  01/01/16(Fri)16:23:57 No.25958892 Archived▶>>25958910 >>25960811 >>25961665
Edgy, crazy, or just sad. Writefags, drawfags or just dropping in.

I haven't seen one of these in a long ass time, and, incidentally, lost the OP pasta. If anyone has anything from the older threads, feel free to repost. Maybe get at least somewhat as active as we used to.


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 Anonymous  01/01/16(Fri)16:25:10 No.25958910▶
>>25958892 (OP)
Shit. Botched that. Meant to pop it in the subject.


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 Anonymous  01/01/16(Fri)16:29:37 No.25958962▶

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Spoopy. Anyone have any of the older stories? Or want to write something new?


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 Anonymous  01/01/16(Fri)17:21:43 No.25959577▶>>25959602
Bruh, actual people requesting edge and spooks? I'll cook something up at home shortly.


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 Anonymous  01/01/16(Fri)17:23:09 No.25959602▶
>>25959577
>actual people
got some bad news anon.


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 Anonymous  01/01/16(Fri)18:42:09 No.25960653▶>>25960743
Would AiE be acceptable?


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 Anonymous  01/01/16(Fri)18:48:31 No.25960743▶>>25960976

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>>25960653
I would say yes, I am not OP though.
As long as it is thread related.


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 Anonymous  01/01/16(Fri)18:51:39 No.25960782▶>>25960976

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Requesting edgehorse fucked up romance green if anyone's up for that.


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 Anonymous  01/01/16(Fri)18:53:49 No.25960811▶>>25960888
>>25958892 (OP)
>I haven't seen one of these in a long ass time
this morning


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 Anonymous  01/01/16(Fri)19:00:16 No.25960888▶
>>25960811
Maybe he should have said "that lasts a while" cause they all 404 in less than an hour now.


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 Anonymous  01/01/16(Fri)19:07:10 No.25960976▶>>25961128
>>25960743
So edgy, crazy, or just down right depressing eh? I can easily work with that.
>>25960782
I got you family.

> Hm...
> The night was rather lovely this evening.
> Must have been a good sacrifice tonight...
> Thud!
> The thrashing dufflebag let out a muffled grunt followed by a series of blocked curses.
> Right…
> You have been here for…
> You look up at the night sky, staring intently at the moon.
> You don't even know how long…
> All that you could remember was a couple of things.
> You and your dog had been out on a camping trip, a quaint little thing really.
> The bag suddenly caught something.
> You glance back catching a glimpse of thorned twigs entangled against the surface.
> With a roll of your eyes you lean down and begin to undo the damage to the bag.
> Another series of curses.
> Right.
> Explanation.
> After finding an extra special area to camp at you and your dog had just went for a walk.
> Then this happened.
> With a series of snaps you undo the bag with a sigh.
> You ended up in Equestria.
> Well not really.
> Instead of the awesome, imaginative place you had always imagined you had instead been left with...well.
> A bleak world full of rather fucked up faces and characters.
> When you met Big Mac he had already moved from pounding his sister in a rather…bashful way onto trying to force himself onto you.
> Same with the others.
> Rarity tried to sell out Sweetie Belle to you.
> Twilight tried to vivisect you.
> Rainbow Dash was cold, almost a sociopath, she simply boosted about how great she was then beat you into a bloody pulp.
> Fluttershy…. She was the worst, you would never go near her shed again.
> Oddly enough you didn't have to deal with a fucked up version of Pinkie Pie, she hadn't shown herself as you had hauled ass out of ponyville.
> Everyone was either a killing machine or just plain fucked in the head.
> Even the princesses…
> Anyway back to what led here.


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 Anonymous  01/01/16(Fri)19:17:38 No.25961128▶>>25961300
>>25960976
>>25960976

> You pull the bag closer and listen carefully.
> "I swear they'll get you for this you apish imp! You'll never get away with this!"
> Mhm...
> You simply continue your trek through the forest.
> BACK to what led here.
> After Big Mac tried to force himself on you your dog tried to help out.
> That went horribly…
> Instead you ended up with a sexually satisfied hick and an unrecognizable pal.
> You tighten your grip on the straps of the bag.
> So you ran.
> Of course what else could you have done?
> You couldn't fight that.
> He was stronger, more durable, faster...you get the point.
> You couldn't do shit as he fucked up your only friend.
> And as it turns out the Everfree had been much more...accommodating for survival.
> You learned to hunt, yadda, yadda the cool stuff.
> SLAM!
> You reel your leg back down as you place your foot back against the ground.
> The wooden door you just kicked open swung in place, a creak sounding throughout the rickety, old cabin.
> The only sound that greeted you were the crickets outside and the wing picking up around the area.
> Dragging the bag in you simply shrug it over your shoulder and onto a stained table.
> It never bought you pleasure doing this but hey.
> This was what your life consisted of now.
> You grimace and move away from the bag.
> Off in the corner were a decrepit bunny mask and a stained baseball mask.
> You pick the mask up and look down at it silently.
> Okay…
> Get in character.
> You bounce in place.
> The mask was a soggy, old piece of mascot outfit.
> You had found it in the woods before you ended up in Edgequestria.
> This and getting in character were your survival tools.
> Why?
> You examine the mask silently.
> One ear flopped down over a malted down eye.
> Patches of dirts, scratches, and matted fur made up the mask.
> The smile once whimsical and childish was now rather...wicked.
> You slip the mask on and pick up the bat.
> And in character.


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 Anonymous  01/01/16(Fri)19:33:10 No.25961300▶>>25961453
>>25961128
Man, messed a couple things up. Gotta wake up.

> You reach over and undo the bag.
> Prince Blueblood.
> He was an ass in the good show but here he was basically a mob boss.
> Killed quite a bit of innocents he did, yessir.
> The bruised pony suddenly shot from the bag, gasping heavily for air.
> You let out a long whistle.
"Must'a wasted it all yelling and shouting man."
> He turned to you with a grimace.
> That grimace soon turned into a look of fear.
> "You idiot! You're going to pay for this!"
"Mhm..."
> You shoulder the bat.
"Except I managed to sneak your pampered little toosh right out from under the guards and the Princesses so I doubt I will."
> You begin to do a series of stretches involving the bat.
"Yuppers... Simply gonna get away with it like before."
> "They know who you are."
"Good."
> "They're going to kill you for this!"
"That's cool."
> "Don't you care! That Twilight maniac will put your head up your ass for the glory of the-"
> Crack!
> The reel and kick of his head against your swing was all you felt.
> You weren't mad, this persona didn't get mad.
"That's reaaal cool but that doesn't matter."
> He let out a groan as you simply stare down at him.
> Man...
> That looked like it hurt.
"Can you bring him back?"
> "What?"
"You dabble in like dark magic and stuff right?"
> "No!"
"Oh..."
> The night stayed silent as you simply slumped in place.
> Suddenly a chuckle from the stallion.
> Followed by loud laughter.
> "Oh, oh my dear me! You're talking about your mutt right!?"
> Another series of laughs.
> "I remember meeting that Macintosh fellow, simple hick, a womanizer if I've ever seen one... ho, ho, ho! He told me why you're doing all of this."
"All of what?" You simply inquire innocently.
> It would be in your best interest to know what they have.
> "Oh don't be so daft. You've made a name for yourself, killing off those close to the Elements, scaring others, torching slave rings, burning MY product!”
“Eh.”


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 Anonymous  01/01/16(Fri)19:45:32 No.25961453▶>>25961617
>>25961300

> He growled under his breath.
> "I hate you and what you stand for..."
"Eh... btw."
> Yes you did actually saw 'btw'.
"I didn't actually hurt any of the slaves."
> "Oh really? Holding them for yourse-"
"Nah bro, they're free. It's your men I simply torched."
> You shrug.
"Ain't no rest for the wicked."
> Blueblood's glare could pierce the thickest of skin.
"I didn't hit you hard enough did I?"
> "They're going to kill you... the Princesses don't want you here and they're going to have you six feet under by the time-"
"Oh my goood I don't care. Seriously! Every time I get into a fight, or question one of you, or even show my face out of here you all have to monologue about what a painful death I'm going to have."
> You lumber over to a nearby wooden chest.
"Stay right there or I'll take the blue outta blood."
> You could feel his glare intensify.
> "That was terrible."
"Yeah I know."
> You unlock the chest and reach in, grabbing hold of a weighted burlap sack.
> Pulling it up you reel back from the smell.
"Catch Blueballs."
> You toss it nonchalantly over your shoulder.
> You could hear the tingle of his magic as he caught it.
> Hmmm...strange, he could still use his magic.
> So why wasn't he using it against you?
> You heard him shuffle through the sack before he suddenly just...stopped.
> "I-Is that..."
"Oh yeah it is."
> You turn around.
"Now..."
> You let the bat drop.
"How do I get close to the Elements?"
> "J-Just walk i-"
> You interrupt him with a jarring imitation of a buzzer.
"Wrong, try again."
> "Fine... It's true that security is tripled, the Princesses and the Elements are HARDLY going to separate, and you are a yellow alert enemy."
"Cool...."
> You lean forward your expression growing confused under the mask.
"Only yellow?"
> "Yes! And if you harm me anymore you'll be red alert, no-one will rest until you're eliminated!"
> You hum and lean back.
"Luckily for you I'm not gonna hurt you anymore."
> A devilish smile fell over his face.


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 Anonymous  01/01/16(Fri)19:57:18 No.25961617▶>>25961679
>>25961453

> You simply shrug.
"I'm gonna kill ya'."
> The smile dropped, replaced with a look of dread.
> "Y..you don't have th-"
"Kahoona's!?"
> You let out an obnoxious laugh.
"Oh yeah I do, look at the sack again."
> He glanced back at the mystery bag.
> You quirk a brow, going unnoticed under the mask.
"Tirek seemed to think I didn't either."
> You gesture to the bag.
"So..."
> You simply shrug once more.
"I've got two ways this can go, you can go peacefully or you can cut the 'spy' crap and lash out that magic pretty boy."
> Oh wait.
"Woops!"
> He jumped at your sudden bounce.
"I meant pretty colt."
> You hated this place.
> "Y-You... GAH!"
> A beam of blue light suddenly lurched forwards.
> You duck down and roll to the side.
> Rolling out of the way the beam sent a good half of your cabin into multiple splintering bits.
> He began to pop off blasts like no tomorrow.
> Almost as if his life depended on it.
> Hue hue hue hue.
> You pop back up and duck down once more.
"Up and down, feels like a rollercoaster right!?"
> "Shut up!"
> You've been in this situation more times than you could count.
> You manuver around the moderately sized cabin until you reached an old work bench.
> For some odd reason a saw bit into the wood, hanging from the side.
> You reach up and simply retch it from the desk.
> Blueblood saw this and simply intensified his attack.
> Flashes of blue magic filled the room, until it became nothing but his angered screams and smoldering messes of wood.
> And suddenly...
> He stopped...
> There were no crickets, there was no comedic effect.
> Nothing but his own heavy breathing.
> And then you.
> You burst from the ash like a bat out of hell, saw raised high over your head.
> He screamed.
> And you cut him off with a kick to the mouth.
> As he went back you bought the saw down and began to move it back and forth.
“I swear I saw it, I swear I saw it!”
> All that came in response were his gurgled screams.


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 Anonymous  01/01/16(Fri)20:02:19 No.25961665▶>>25961684
>>25958892 (OP)
I have an old hotline miami parody with her
does that count?


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 Anonymous  01/01/16(Fri)20:03:15 No.25961679▶>>25961699
>>25961617

> Sawing through someones neck wasn't easy work.
"But it had to be done~"
> You continued to press the saw back and forth, each movement earning a gurgled reply.
> Which seemed rather strange at this point but you wouldn't question it.
> The mask protected you from the squirts of blood.
> But you couldn't help but stare into this ones eyes.
> The fading look of a simple 'why'.
> You stopped feeling bad forever ago.
> You pull the bloody saw away and pull away from the still body with a heavy gasp.
> Falling back onto your bottom you simply take in deep breaths and stare at the ceiling.
> You are Anonymous.
> You are in the fucked up world of an edgy twelve year old.
> And you are going to make this place just like the show.
> Fight fire with fire.
> Well you were taking edge with edge.
> You didn't see the guards surrounding your little cabin.
> You didn't see them watch you end Blue Blood.
> And you didn't see them report it back and retreat from the area, their mission already failed.
> Instead you simply stared up at the wooden ceiling.
> You were alone in this battle but that was okay.
> You would win this.


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 Anonymous  01/01/16(Fri)20:03:45 No.25961684▶>>25961702
>>25961665
story by Red
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcMz3aAZDv4 [Embed]
>"They'll catch you Pinkie"
"They will never catch me"
>"Your hubris will be your downfall"
"It's what I am hoping for"

>Date: 23.$%.=//=
>Be Pinkie Pie
>Or at least you think
>These days you aren't very sure
>After you started using sugarrocks, everything just mixes all up in a colourful mess
>You tried sugarrocks for the first time at a party in Manehatten
>The feeling was great
>You don't remember much from the experience
>Only that you woke up in a room filled with bodies, blood on your hooves
>The next thing you notice, a letter comes from under the door
>"Great job, Miz Pie. You are hired for our odd job company. We will message you when we have something new to give you"
>From that point on, you've been craving sugarrock and with it - murder
>That thing unlocked something inside of you
>The weird part is
>You don't know if you want to lock it back up
>The effects of sugarrock includes
>Euphoria
>Energy
>Hallucinations
>The feeling of invincibility
>The side effects include
>Memory gaps
>Personality disorders
>Ultra-violent behavior
>Periods of catatonia
>Currently you are waiting for your next job
>Bag of sugarrocks by your side
>You are really just waiting for an excuse to use it
>Or maybe it is the excuse for the results after it


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 Anonymous  01/01/16(Fri)20:04:36 No.25961699▶
>>25961679
Eh, it feels weird writing something so dark. Anyway, is that good? Or is it too much? Or is it just a tad bit much? Or perhaps the right amount?

Anywho, if you guys want more just let me know. If not, let me know. I'll simply stop.


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 Anonymous  01/01/16(Fri)20:04:46 No.25961702▶>>25961724
>>25961684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksctj-OTpEY [Embed]
>A letter hits your window
>"Good evening, Miz Pie. My name is Slick Streak. I have forgotten a package in my work place. It is on 75th Sherclop. It's on the second floor. The employees there shouldn't give you any trouble. Leave the package at 63rd Sugarway, by the containers. - The Ponyville Odd Job Company "
>That's your cue
>You put on your saddlebags, open the bag of sugarrocks and inhale
>The night is yours

>As you walk down the street, the narcotic begins to take it's effect
>The buildings around you start to glow and slowly melt away in a sea of colours
>You are no longer walking, but rather the world is moving for you
>You are where you need to be
>Although you are a drugged up homicidal maniac, you aren't stupid
>You've straightened your hair, so there is less of a chance someone will recognize you
>You put on a black sweater, you kept in your bags
>You take out a baseball bat
>You put on an alligator cardboard mask
>You are ready to hunt


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 Anonymous  01/01/16(Fri)20:06:31 No.25961724▶>>25961731
>>25961702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L00wacOr7ck [Embed]
>You burst in
>The door hits a pony walking by
>The first thing you do is bash it's skull in
>The floor is drenched in a vibrant shade of red
>The body begins to morph, revealing it to be a changeling
>You look around
>No one heard you
>You continue down the hallway
>With every step it seemed to stretch further
>The walls start looking less like a solid and more like a liquid
>And just in a flash you are there
>You peep around the corner
>Three ponies
>Their fur constantly changing colours
>You hit the floor with your bat in attempt to get their attention
>The hit makes riffles on the carpet that seemed to go on the walls
>The ponies hear you and run towards you
>You are hiding on the corner
>You see the first pony and hit him
>The next thing you know, the three of them are dead and you are going up the stairs
>On the second floor there is a pony standing guard
>Back turned
>You crack his skull and go on
>Every step you take seems to get louder and louder
>The building starts shaking
>Two unicorns come from around the corner and fire at you
>Magical blast coloured in a venomous green shade
>As it travels, it morphs into a head, while getting bigger
>You charge at it
>Roll under it and hit one unicorn in the leg, breaking it
>The other in the head
>You turn to the still living pony
>You throw your bat away
>You sit on top of him and start chocking him with your hooves
>While gasping for air, his eye colour constantly changes, from purple, to yellow, to red, to blue, settling on black in the end
>You take your bat and move onward
>You open a door
>Right beside you is a pony, who is startled
>You hit him in the jaw with the bottom of the bat, after which you hit him in the face
>He deforms and pops like a balloon
>Blood splatters your mask
>You turn and see a shocked pegasus, holding a package
>He tries to run towards the window
>You throw your bat and hit his neck


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 Anonymous  01/01/16(Fri)20:07:32 No.25961731▶
>>25961724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7yy8iZunoU [Embed]
>A loud crack echoes through the halls
>And just like that, your high fades
>The psychedelic mist rolls back
>Everything returns to normal
>You pick up the package
>You make your way through the building filled with dead changelings
>You leave the package where you were told
>You return home and take a shower

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcMz3aAZDv4 [Embed]
>"You won't last long"
"Just watch me"
>"Someone will get you in the end. You'll make a mistake"
"Wouldn't I deserve it?"
>"Why do you do this?"
"I'm protecting innocent ponies"
>"Why do you really do this?"
"I like hurting other ponies"

>Hotline Ponyville

Duh Ent

>press R
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvL3DWq43iQ [Embed]


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as was said
the thread
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