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- >Day 512 in Equestria
- >Awaken to the sun shining through your curtains and onto your face
- >Fucking Sunbutt
- >Perform the morning routine
- >Shit, Shower, Shave
- >Head downstairs for breakfast
- >Hear a knock at the door
- "Fucking shit, I haven't even eaten yet!"
- >You shout at the visitor
- >Approach the door and peek through the peephole
- >It's FlutterButter
- >You open the door and cringe when the sunlight hits your eyes
- "What is it today, Fluttershy?"
- >Fluttershy kicks the dirt
- >"A-are Soda Ponies your fetish, Anon?"
- >wut
- >Beside her stands a clear pony filled with what looks like Coca Cola
- >You take a minute to register what you're looking at
- >Without a word, you grab the coke-pone and slide her inside
- >You slam the door in Fluttershy's face
- >"Is...is that a yes?"
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- >Wake up to a sloshing sound
- >Look at the clock
- >3:00 AM
- >Goddammit Coke
- >Leave your bedroom
- >Approach the fridge that Coke sleeps in
- >The sloshing is getting faster
- >Go to open the door
- "There had better be a good reason--"
- >You stop mid sentence when you see Coke, spread eagle, impaling herself on the largest dildo you've ever seen
- >She notices you, but it's too late
- >A scream is all you hear as a stream of Coca Cola is sprayed onto your face
- >After a brief moment of silence, you lick your lips
- >Nothing like a nice, cold Coke to start the day
- >She starts to apologize profusely, but you stop her
- >You slowly close the fridge door and walk back to your bedroom
- >Fucking Coke
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- >Day 117 in Equestria
- >Wake up to the sound of screams
- >Fuck
- >Rise from bed and grab your baseball bat
- >Trudge downstairs and open the front door
- >Coca Cola is running towards your front door, a stallion trailing behind
- >"ANON HELP, HE'S TRYING TO DRINK ME!"
- >You sigh
- "It's too early for this shit."
- >Raise the bat and prepare for a swing
- >Coke dodges past you, giving you the all clear
- >The following swing would make Babe Ruth proud
- >Like Ness' bitch from Smash Bros, the stallion is launched into the air and away from your home
- >You drop the bat and walk inside, slamming the door behind you
- >Sit on the couch let out a sigh
- >Coke climbs up and sits next to you
- >"Thanks for saving me, Anon. I don't know what I'd do without you."
- >She kisses you on the cheek, then trots to the kitchen
- >A smile fights it's way onto your face
- >Fucking Coke
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