kramer the janny

    >Hey Jerry I've got some big news

    >You finally got a job?

    >Uh yeah, how'd you know?

    >Well for starters, my refrigerator isn't empty. So what's the job? What does it pay?

    >I'm Cosmo Kramer, the janitor.

    >A janitor? That's funny, I've never seen you clean anything before. Do you even know how to use a mop?

    >A mop...will you listen to yourself? I'm a janitor on a Japanese based, English speaking image board that millions of people from around the world use every day.

    >Wow, Kramer that sounds pretty impressive. But, what exactly do you DO?

    >I uh, call people niggers and then make threads about underage girls. People actually think I'm there deleting those threads, but I'm starting them in the first place. Oh man, it's sweet.

    >That sounds awful. How much does it pay?

    >Well see, I'm still trying to figure that part out.

    >So you're doing it for free.

    >Right now I'm just ridin' on the (you)s Jerry, RIIIIIDIN' ON THE (YOU)S
    >Hey, you got any Hot Pockets?

    >In the freezer.

    >GIDDY UP