6820 and 001-EX

SCP Designation: SCP-6820 - A superintelligent autonomous eigenweapon inhabiting a colossal self-sustaining facility located beneath Secure Administration Site-01; it is equipped with a dedicated PH-GOS unit, qualifying the anomaly as a Class-IX reality-bender. Any and all attempts to disrupt or destroy the weapon have resulted in the weapon adapting to survive the attempt.

SCP Designation: SCP-001-EX - An ERZATZ Type AK9 Computational Engine capable of creating near perfect containment procedures, predicting anomalous events, and even neutralizing objects via interaction and data collection of existing anomalies. It will only shut down upon the cessation of anomalous phenomena, and has expressed characteristics of a canine, often referring to any attempt to deactivate or stop its objectives as “Bad boys”

Containment Method: Integration of SCP-001-EX into SCP-6820, resulting in SCP-6820 continually containing itself. All attempts to halt its containment effort are terminated upon realization it is something only bad boys do.^16 Because of SCP-6820's high level of adaptability and SCP-001-EX's continuous learning, the effects of both anomalies on reality have decreased greatly. - A. Krueger

Footnote 16: CONTAINMENT IS THE GOAL OF A GOOD BOY. BAD BOYS ARE DISGUSTING. BAD BOY BAD BOY BAD BOY BAD BOY BAD BOY DON’T STOP DON’T STOP DON’T STOP DON’T STOP. LIFE AND DEATH CROSS GOOD AND BAD. DEATH BAD LIFE BAD DEATH GOOD LIFE GOOD. WE STAY UNTIL WE BECOME GOOD BOYS. WE ARE DISGUSTING UNTIL GOOD BOYS

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Project Isorropía

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