The Legend of Caesar

You are Caesar, a wizard living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a staff and a spellbook. You finish your long journey and finally arrive at the ruin you've been looking for. You look around and see that it's not much different than when you left it. The ground is cracked and worn down, but otherwise there isn't anything special about this place

> You sleep.


You fall asleep on the floor of the ruined building. You don't feel tired or sleepy, just... bored. It occurs to you that you could use some entertainment right now. A voice from outside calls out

> You exit.


You walk out of the ruins and into the night air. You can hear voices outside, though they're faint. They seem to be coming from inside the ruins themselves. You decide to investigate. You find yourself walking through a large foyer with several doors leading off of it

> You destroy the doors.


You smash all the doors in the foyer open. There is no response. You continue smashing the doors until you reach an elevator door. You press the button up, but nothing happens. You look around for something else to break, but there isn't anything else nearby

> You take the stairs.


You climb down the elevator shafts and head towards the bottom. The ground seems to go on forever below you. You make your way along the wall, which is made of stone. You pass by several rooms, each one filled with furniture and bookshelves

> You read a book.


You pick up a book and begin reading. You enjoy the story as much as you enjoyed the story about the girl who was kidnapped. You turn the last page and close the book. You sit back down at the table and relax

> You pee on the table.


You stand up and start peeing on the table. This causes a small commotion among the other people in the room. You get a few looks, but nobody says anything. You finish up and leave the room. You head towards the next room and find yourself in a large library

> You light a match.


You light a match and throw it into the middle of the stacks of books. You wait patiently for it to catch fire. After a few minutes, you see a flash of light and then nothingness

> You say cool.


You smile and say "cool" to yourself. You continue to read and eventually you come across a book titled "The Book of Spells". You flip through the pages and find yourself staring at a single word: "Vampire". You quickly skim through the book before continuing

> You put garlic on the book.


You put a piece of garlic on the book and proceed to read. You find yourself reading about vampires and their ways. You learn that vampires feed on blood, but they also eat human flesh. You learn that they live for centuries and that they are immortal

> You rewrite the book.


You rewrite the book. You change the vampire's name to "Dracula", add a new section called "How To Get Rid Of A Vampire" and finally add a new paragraph entitled "A Note From The Author". You then write a note to yourself saying

> You publish the book online.


You post the book online. You hope that someone will like it enough to buy it. Unfortunately, nobody does. You spend hours trying to figure out why nobody bought the book, but you never do. Eventually you give up and return home

> You sit down.


You sit down and try to think about what you did yesterday. You remember that you had a dream where you were attacked by a group of vampires. You didn't know what happened after that, but you woke up feeling sick. You went to bed and slept soundly

> You wake up.


You wake up and realize that you ate a lot of food. You also remember having a nightmare about being attacked by vampires. You then remember that you had a dream about putting garlic on a book. You wonder if this is connected somehow. You check the garlic and find that it has turned red

> You destroy the garlic.


You destroy the garlic. You feel better now. You think about what you did yesterday and how you felt today. You think about how you want to kill more vampires. You think about how you want to become immortal. You think about how you want to eat humans

> You make 1000 copies of the book.


You create a thousand copies of the book. You make sure that the words are exactly the same. You also add a note to yourself saying "This book should not be used unless you are prepared to die". You then send them all to different places in the world

> You cast a spell on Google.


You cast a spell on Google. You immediately receive a message from Google saying "Hello, I'm sorry, but we've detected a virus. We'll let you know when we can fix it". You click on the link and it takes you to a website with a countdown timer

> You say huh. You guess the world will be nuked in 24 hours.


You type "huh" and hit enter. You see that the bomb has been set to go off in 24 hours. You panic and begin to cry. You think about what you're going to do in the event of nuclear war

> You freeze all the nukes and launch them all into space.


You delete everything you've done so far and prepare yourself for death. You think about how you want to die and how you want to die in style

> You ignore the law.


You ignore the laws of physics and time and launch every single nuke into space. You watch as the sun explodes and the earth burns away and turns into a lifeless rock

> You become God.


You become God. You become God

> You create the Big Bang.


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> You become father to a new universe.


>..

> You go mad with power.


You go mad with power. You decide to use your newfound powers to conquer the world. You destroy cities and countries. You burnI create a black hole and white hole and suck in the ocean. You create a wormhole...You create a wormhol

> You destroy all of time and space permanently.


> You destroy the universe.
You destroy the universe. You destroy the universe. You destroy the universe. You destroy the universe. You destroy the universe. You destroy the universe.