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Level Grinding: Ana + Thalix + Kaz vs George + John + Eric

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  1. [20:54] <ShalashaskaDM> You're walking along in what I can only assume is the most boring field ever when 3 liches appear about 50 feet away from you.
  2. [20:55] <ShalashaskaDM> Gonna skip the pussyfooting this time
  3. [20:55] <ShalashaskaDM> Their names are George, John, and Eric.
  4. [20:55] <Anastasia_Locke> O.O
  5. [20:55] <Thalix> ((oh boy can i handle a lich))
  6. [20:55] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Hiya!"
  7. [20:55] <ShalashaskaDM> ((Well, Ana hard counters them, I think)
  8. [20:55] <ShalashaskaDM> Roll initiative
  9. [20:55] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 1d20+2
  10. [20:55] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{8}
  11. [20:55] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+2
  12. [20:55] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 3#d20+3
  13. [20:55] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 3#d20+3 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{16}, [ 1d20=4 ]{7}, [ 1d20=12 ]{15}
  14. [20:55] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{6}
  15. [20:55] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+5
  16. [20:55] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{16}
  17. [20:56] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Fire wrecks liches))
  18. [20:56] <Anastasia_Locke> ((You got this))
  19. [20:56] <Thalix> ((oh awesome!))
  20. [20:56] <ShalashaskaDM> Thalix, George, John, Eric, Kaz, Ana
  21. [20:56] <ShalashaskaDM> Thalix may begin. You have 50 feet of space between the two groups
  22. [20:57] <Thalix> Walk up to Eric and formally greet him by stabbing him
  23. [20:57] <ShalashaskaDM> This is an interesting choice of greeting.
  24. [20:57] <ShalashaskaDM> I am certain an undead monstrosity will appreciate it.
  25. [20:57] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+5 to hit
  26. [20:57] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d20+5 to hit --> [ 1d20=12 ]{17}
  27. [20:57] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+3 to hit sorry
  28. [20:57] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d20+3 to hit sorry --> [ 1d20=2 ]{5}
  29. [20:57] <Thalix> great
  30. [20:58] <ShalashaskaDM> Le mayo. No.
  31. [20:58] <ShalashaskaDM> He didn't quite appreciate it as much as you thought he would.
  32. [20:58] <ShalashaskaDM> "Hey, man, that's not terribly friendly."
  33. [20:58] <ShalashaskaDM> "Yeah," George chimes in. "Who taught you manners, anyway?"
  34. [20:58] <Thalix> "Sorry dud3s, just tryn4 liv3 you know how it is"
  35. [20:59] <ShalashaskaDM> "I dunno, I could probably forgive this kid." John adds. "Looks tasty!" he licks his gross lips.
  36. [20:59] <Anastasia_Locke> "Hey! No eating Thal."
  37. [20:59] <Thalix> Use Minor move to immolate John
  38. [20:59] <ShalashaskaDM> "I DUN REMEMBER ASKIN YOU A GOD DAMN THING" George replies
  39. [20:59] <Thalix> "Ye4h no e4ting me!"
  40. [20:59] <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh, you wanna go?"
  41. [20:59] <Anastasia_Locke> "Is that what you want right now?"
  42. [20:59] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+3 to burn
  43. [20:59] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d20+3 to burn --> [ 1d20=8 ]{11}
  44. [20:59] <ShalashaskaDM> "Go to your MOM'S HOUSE!"
  45. [21:00] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "You wanna tussle?!"
  46. [21:00] <Thalix> "Ar3 they try1ng to TUSSL3? and with US?!"
  47. [21:00] <ShalashaskaDM> You fail to set him on fire. Man, you are *out of luck* today, aren't you?
  48. [21:00] <ShalashaskaDM> "Yer MOM tussled with us!"
  49. [21:00] <Anastasia_Locke> "That would explain you all being corpses..."
  50. [21:00] <ShalashaskaDM> George will take his turn after that *sick* burn.
  51. [21:00] <Thalix> ((has my luck forsaken me :0))
  52. [21:01] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "My mom's gone..."
  53. [21:01] <ShalashaskaDM> He goes ahead and replies to Thalix's strange greeting with his own in kind, attempting a good ol' fashioned slash.
  54. [21:01] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20+3 tohit the strange, violent little kid
  55. [21:01] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d20+3 tohit the strange, violent little kid --> [ 1d20=16 ]{19}
  56. [21:01] <ShalashaskaDM> ((AC, for future reference?))
  57. [21:01] <Thalix> ((bro im a pascifist sort of))
  58. [21:02] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (emphasis on sorta)
  59. [21:02] <Thalix> "C'mon we can all talk this out"
  60. [21:02] <ShalashaskaDM> I'm gonna assume that hits
  61. [21:02] <Thalix> nope sorry he needs a 400 to hit
  62. [21:02] <ShalashaskaDM> ((Oh, it's plus 1 to hit))
  63. [21:02] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d6+1
  64. [21:02] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d6+1 --> [ 1d6=6 ]{7}
  65. [21:03] <ShalashaskaDM> You take 7 damage in a beautiful slash. Several lich judges appear out of nowhere and hold up signs: 9.1, 9.0, 8.9
  66. [21:03] <ShalashaskaDM> Worry not; they will not be participating in combat.
  67. [21:03] <Thalix> Thalix sighs deeply while being slashed
  68. [21:03] <ShalashaskaDM> Satisfied, George ends his turn, and yields the floor to John.
  69. [21:04] <ShalashaskaDM> John moves up to Ana. Why not spread the wealth (pain)? He's also pretty sure he and his lich friends at the lich pub had a plan for a situation like this.
  70. [21:04] <ShalashaskaDM> He gives *her* a good old fashioned slash, too.
  71. [21:04] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20+1
  72. [21:04] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{16}
  73. [21:04] <ShalashaskaDM> Yikes!
  74. [21:05] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d6+1
  75. [21:05] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d6+1 --> [ 1d6=4 ]{5}
  76. [21:05] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d6 to reflect
  77. [21:05] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d6 to reflect --> [ 1d6=5 ]{5}
  78. [21:05] <ShalashaskaDM> Proc violescence?
  79. [21:05] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Aww yiss))
  80. [21:05] <Anastasia_Locke> Half damage gets reflected
  81. [21:05] <ShalashaskaDM> ((What's the proc? Reflect half take full?))
  82. [21:05] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Yes, on 4 or 5))
  83. [21:05] <ShalashaskaDM> ((Coo))
  84. [21:05] <ShalashaskaDM> John is shocked and terribly upset when he takes 2 damage.
  85. [21:05] <Thalix> ((how much health do these guys have?))
  86. [21:06] <Anastasia_Locke> "Bang."
  87. [21:06] <ShalashaskaDM> ((Enough))
  88. [21:06] <ShalashaskaDM> John ends his turn, having had a good cry for his minor action.
  89. [21:06] <Thalix> ((the numbers mason!))
  90. [21:06] <ShalashaskaDM> Eric will now go, and you will respect his authority.
  91. [21:06] <ShalashaskaDM> He advances on Kaz menacingly.
  92. [21:07] <ShalashaskaDM> He gives her a slash, too. Might as well keep it vanilla until it needs to *not* be vanilla.
  93. [21:07] <ShalashaskaDM> That made sense as I was typing it.
  94. [21:07] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20+1
  95. [21:07] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{5}
  96. [21:07] <ShalashaskaDM> He most assuredly fails. Kaz is now better than both Ana and Thal. Why can't you both be more like her?
  97. [21:07] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Hehe, you missed."
  98. [21:08] <ShalashaskaDM> "I am WELL AWARE." Eric shouts, upset. He then probably says something anti-semitic.
  99. [21:08] <Anastasia_Locke> "Sweet dodge, Kaz."
  100. [21:08] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Thanks!"
  101. [21:08] <Thalix> "Ye4h nic3!"
  102. [21:08] <Anastasia_Locke> "What a nerd, missing the main character."
  103. [21:08] <ShalashaskaDM> Coincidentally, Kaz now gets her retort.
  104. [21:09] <Kazuma_Raigeki> I attempt to stab, then shoot, Eric.
  105. [21:09] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2#1d20+7
  106. [21:09] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2#1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{21}, [ 1d20=20 ]{27}
  107. [21:09] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Oo bb)
  108. [21:09] <ShalashaskaDM> Ooh, nice crit dear.
  109. [21:09] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 6d6+7 total damage.
  110. [21:09] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 6d6+7 total damage. --> [ 6d6=20 ]{27}
  111. [21:10] <Anastasia_Locke> "Come on Kaz, leave him alone."
  112. [21:10] <ShalashaskaDM> Very good!
  113. [21:10] * Anastasia_Locke snickers. "He's obviously not dangerous."
  114. [21:10] <ShalashaskaDM> "Wow, I'm uh actually quite impressed."
  115. [21:10] <Thalix> ((holy fuck 6d6))
  116. [21:10] <ShalashaskaDM> "Ca-can we have a minute?"
  117. [21:10] <Anastasia_Locke> ((One hit, one crit))
  118. [21:10] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Well, to be fair, they're both 2d6 weapons)
  119. [21:10] <Anastasia_Locke> ((And a T2 weapon))
  120. [21:10] <Anastasia_Locke> ((And then another T2 weapons))
  121. [21:11] <ShalashaskaDM> If Kaz is quite done, Ana can have her turn.
  122. [21:11] <Thalix> ((wait that was two weapons at once?))
  123. [21:11] <Kazuma_Raigeki> I end my turn.
  124. [21:11] * Anastasia_Locke equips her trusty riot shield and bashes Eric in the skull. Flaming Strike 2
  125. [21:11] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Both one handed weapons)
  126. [21:11] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+7
  127. [21:11] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{18}
  128. [21:11] <Thalix> ((why havent i been doing that!?))
  129. [21:11] <ShalashaskaDM> ((Burn them. Burn them all.))
  130. [21:11] <ShalashaskaDM> Also, pretty sure that passes his resist.
  131. [21:12] <ShalashaskaDM> Roll damage.
  132. [21:12] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Enchant doesn't target Resist, it goes for AC))
  133. [21:12] <ShalashaskaDM> Then set him on fire.
  134. [21:12] <ShalashaskaDM> Ah.
  135. [21:12] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d3+7 damage, and 2 turns on fire
  136. [21:12] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d3+7 damage, and 2 turns on fire --> [ 1d3=2 ]{9}
  137. [21:12] <ShalashaskaDM> Dope
  138. [21:12] * Anastasia_Locke pepper sprays John and casts the same thing
  139. [21:12] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+7
  140. [21:12] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{24}
  141. [21:12] <ShalashaskaDM> Flaming strike?
  142. [21:12] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d3 damage, 2 turns on fire, -1 to hit for 2 turns
  143. [21:12] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d3 damage, 2 turns on fire, -1 to hit for 2 turns --> [ 1d3=2 ]{2}
  144. [21:12] <ShalashaskaDM> Go ahead.
  145. [21:13] <ShalashaskaDM> Cool.
  146. [21:13] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn
  147. [21:13] <Anastasia_Locke> "Thal, torch 'em!"
  148. [21:13] <ShalashaskaDM> Thalix?
  149. [21:13] <Thalix> oh yeah i exist
  150. [21:13] <ShalashaskaDM> Like Lenny, both of the burning Liches are oddly calm about it.
  151. [21:13] <ShalashaskaDM> You find this terribly disconcerting.
  152. [21:14] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "You, uh, you ok?"
  153. [21:14] <Thalix> Torch the not burning Lich
  154. [21:14] <ShalashaskaDM> ((rip lenny. you were too beautiful for this world))
  155. [21:14] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+3
  156. [21:14] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{10}
  157. [21:14] <ShalashaskaDM> Please specify a target.
  158. [21:14] <ShalashaskaDM> oh nvm
  159. [21:14] <ShalashaskaDM> You swing wildly at nothing. You weirdo!
  160. [21:14] <Thalix> fuck why has my luck dispersed
  161. [21:14] <ShalashaskaDM> ((Please keep me appraised of your HP; I'm trying to help you grind, not kill you))
  162. [21:15] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Are we at full health?)
  163. [21:15] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+3 to console John in his time of need and make him our friend
  164. [21:15] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d20+3 to console John in his time of need and make him our friend --> [ 1d20=9 ]{12}
  165. [21:15] <ShalashaskaDM> ((Sure))
  166. [21:15] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (44/44)
  167. [21:15] <Anastasia_Locke> ((39/44))
  168. [21:15] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20+1 to scoff at Thalix
  169. [21:15] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d20+1 to scoff at Thalix --> [ 1d20=17 ]{18}
  170. [21:15] <Thalix> ((23/30))
  171. [21:15] <ShalashaskaDM> He successfully scoffs at you.
  172. [21:15] <ShalashaskaDM> "Pfft. You're not popular enough to be in a *Lich* Clique.
  173. [21:15] <ShalashaskaDM> "
  174. [21:15] <Anastasia_Locke> "Don't worry, we'll just have to kill him too."
  175. [21:16] <ShalashaskaDM> "Well aren't *we* pushy!"
  176. [21:16] <Anastasia_Locke> "Or force him to babysit."
  177. [21:16] <ShalashaskaDM> "Have you ever considered therapy?"
  178. [21:16] <Thalix> Threaten his life away and scorn his soul into an unredeemable oblivion and eternal hell.
  179. [21:16] <ShalashaskaDM> "OH GOD BABYSITTING?!"
  180. [21:16] * Anastasia_Locke smiles sweetly
  181. [21:16] <Anastasia_Locke> "Five of them."
  182. [21:16] <Thalix> End Turn
  183. [21:17] <ShalashaskaDM> George replies to your cheekiness by slashing you
  184. [21:17] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20+1
  185. [21:17] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{14}
  186. [21:17] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Me?))
  187. [21:17] <Thalix> george you dick
  188. [21:17] <ShalashaskaDM> ((I thought he was slashing Thalix, whose AC IS?))
  189. [21:18] <ShalashaskaDM> Someone link me Thalix's character sheet.
  190. [21:18] <Anastasia_Locke> https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fWAyacYS3hathKaCO_3tUuL_eIJej6J0QGdA7KGPq_U/edit
  191. [21:18] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Here's mine for reference)
  192. [21:18] <Kazuma_Raigeki> https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1yGSOXtMcIPZfXSLNb5VYVFxMaAN_bGRkbmpUzdZrX_k/edit#gid=0
  193. [21:18] <ShalashaskaDM> Thank you. I was tired of asking that quesiton and not getting an answer.
  194. [21:18] <ShalashaskaDM> I have yours and ana's already Kaz
  195. [21:18] <ShalashaskaDM> George succeeds.
  196. [21:18] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d6+1
  197. [21:18] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d6+1 --> [ 1d6=2 ]{3}
  198. [21:18] <ShalashaskaDM> He slashes you again for 3 damage.
  199. [21:19] <ShalashaskaDM> The lich judges disapprove.
  200. [21:19] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20 disapproval.
  201. [21:19] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d20 disapproval. --> [ 1d20=2 ]{2}
  202. [21:19] <ShalashaskaDM> Sadly, it doesn't bother George all that much, and he ends his turn for John.
  203. [21:19] <Thalix> ((honestly i havent used AC at all so no clue you were asking me))
  204. [21:19] <ShalashaskaDM> ((Okay))
  205. [21:19] <Anastasia_Locke> ((John is at -1 to hit and Disadvantage to Perception because pepper spray))
  206. [21:19] <ShalashaskaDM> John attempts to drain Ana
  207. [21:20] <ShalashaskaDM> ((this includes drain?))
  208. [21:20] <Anastasia_Locke> ((He's also on fire))
  209. [21:20] <ShalashaskaDM> Oh right
  210. [21:20] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d4
  211. [21:20] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=2 ]{2}
  212. [21:20] <Anastasia_Locke> ((DC 20 Concentration check at disadvantage to cast psionics while burning))
  213. [21:20] <ShalashaskaDM> He takes 2 fire damage. Thank you for reminding me
  214. [21:20] <ShalashaskaDM> Ah.
  215. [21:20] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Fire kinda hard-counters Liches))
  216. [21:20] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20+1
  217. [21:20] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{12}
  218. [21:21] <ShalashaskaDM> He fails to drain you!
  219. [21:21] <ShalashaskaDM> How embarrassing!
  220. [21:21] <Anastasia_Locke> "Dork."
  221. [21:21] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "He tried to do something but he didn't!"
  222. [21:21] <ShalashaskaDM> He cries a little, and loses an additional 1 HP as he ends his turn.
  223. [21:21] <ShalashaskaDM> Eric's turn. He says some more racist things as he attempts to drain kaz.
  224. [21:21] <ShalashaskaDM> ((He's on fire, too, right?))
  225. [21:21] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Eric is also burning))
  226. [21:22] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d4
  227. [21:22] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
  228. [21:22] <Anastasia_Locke> ((But no attack penalty this time))
  229. [21:22] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Cuz I hit him with my shield))
  230. [21:22] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20+1
  231. [21:22] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{2}
  232. [21:22] <ShalashaskaDM> HE CRITFAILS?! MY GOD, ERIC!
  233. [21:22] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "D'aww, that's adorable."
  234. [21:22] <ShalashaskaDM> He somehow manages to *drain* himself! The drained HP goes to the netherworld and his lich gods.
  235. [21:22] <Anastasia_Locke> "That's GOTTA hurt..."
  236. [21:22] <Thalix> "Heh"
  237. [21:22] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 3d8+2
  238. [21:22] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 3d8+2 --> [ 3d8=19 ]{21}
  239. [21:23] <ShalashaskaDM> Eric drains himself, and seems to suck himself into an interdimensional portal straight to hell. The process of being sucked in literally squeezes grist from him.
  240. [21:23] <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh."
  241. [21:23] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Ooooo"
  242. [21:23] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Not fun."
  243. [21:23] <ShalashaskaDM> He, of course, screams racist slurs the entire time.
  244. [21:23] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "PG RATED!"
  245. [21:23] <Anastasia_Locke> "I was gonna say we should maybe lay off the guy, let him try and get his life back on track, but..."
  246. [21:24] <ShalashaskaDM> He was a racist. You all did the right thing.
  247. [21:24] <Anastasia_Locke> Good point
  248. [21:24] <ShalashaskaDM> Or, I guess, *he* did the right thing? I dunno.
  249. [21:24] <ShalashaskaDM> Is a racist doing the right thing by killing himself? Contemplate this as Ana takes her turn.
  250. [21:24] * Anastasia_Locke decides the obvious next step is to share the burning
  251. [21:24] <Anastasia_Locke> Flaming Strike 2 on George with a shieldbash
  252. [21:24] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+7 to hit
  253. [21:24] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+7 to hit --> [ 1d20=8 ]{15}
  254. [21:25] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d3+7 and burn for 2 turns
  255. [21:25] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d3+7 and burn for 2 turns --> [ 1d3=3 ]{10}
  256. [21:25] <ShalashaskaDM> Roll yer damage
  257. [21:25] <ShalashaskaDM> Great! Anything else?
  258. [21:25] <Anastasia_Locke> Pepper spray on John
  259. [21:25] <ShalashaskaDM> You're ruthless. I love it.
  260. [21:25] <Anastasia_Locke> Terrifying Strike 3
  261. [21:26] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+7 to hit
  262. [21:26] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+7 to hit --> [ 1d20=8 ]{15}
  263. [21:26] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d3 damage, another -1 to hit for 2 turns
  264. [21:26] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d3 damage, another -1 to hit for 2 turns --> [ 1d3=3 ]{3}
  265. [21:26] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+3 vs Insight to Intimidate
  266. [21:26] <ShalashaskaDM> Dope.
  267. [21:26] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+3 vs Insight to Intimidate --> [ 1d20=18 ]{21}
  268. [21:26] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20+5
  269. [21:26] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{14}
  270. [21:27] <ShalashaskaDM> You successfully intimidate him. Reflect this in a witty one liner.
  271. [21:27] <Thalix> ((grunt noises ensue))
  272. [21:27] <Anastasia_Locke> "We only need one of you alive to babysit."
  273. [21:27] <Anastasia_Locke> :) :) :)
  274. [21:27] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn
  275. [21:28] <ShalashaskaDM> "JESUS CHRIST THE HORRO!" He says, so afraid that he actually can't spell.
  276. [21:28] <ShalashaskaDM> Kaz will take the stand.
  277. [21:28] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Which one do we think is more qualified for babysitting?"
  278. [21:28] <Anastasia_Locke> "The guy who isn't bawling from pepper."
  279. [21:28] <ShalashaskaDM> "Not it!" Both liches put their fingers on their noses. George is slightly slower
  280. [21:28] <ShalashaskaDM> "DAMMIT" he hollers
  281. [21:29] * Kazuma_Raigeki shrugs, and attacks George.
  282. [21:29] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2#1d20+7
  283. [21:29] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2#1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{11}, [ 1d20=11 ]{18}
  284. [21:29] <ShalashaskaDM> Second attack hits
  285. [21:29] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2d6
  286. [21:29] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2d6 --> [ 2d6=6 ]{6}
  287. [21:29] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Man, this new rapier is cool!"
  288. [21:29] <ShalashaskaDM> What a perfectly average roll
  289. [21:29] <Kazuma_Raigeki> End turn.
  290. [21:29] <ShalashaskaDM> Thalix you are GO!
  291. [21:30] <Thalix> Burn the really racist Lich
  292. [21:30] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+3
  293. [21:30] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{14}
  294. [21:30] <ShalashaskaDM> The racist one is dead.
  295. [21:31] <Thalix> Burn the really wimpy Lich
  296. [21:31] <ShalashaskaDM> John is really sexist though.
  297. [21:31] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+3 to burn John\
  298. [21:31] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d20+3 to burn John\ --> [ 1d20=20 ]{23}
  299. [21:31] <ShalashaskaDM> Oooh! Nice crit!
  300. [21:31] <ShalashaskaDM> Double damage dice, double burn duration dice.
  301. [21:31] <Thalix> now my luck is back
  302. [21:31] <Thalix> forgot the damage roll, shit
  303. [21:31] <Anastasia_Locke> ((It keeps happening!))
  304. [21:32] <ShalashaskaDM> ((uh, is it 1d3+int?))
  305. [21:32] <Thalix> ((23 and 24!!))
  306. [21:32] <Thalix> !roll 1d3+3
  307. [21:32] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d3+3 --> [ 1d3=1 ]{4}
  308. [21:32] <Anastasia_Locke> ((That's my Flaming Strike, not actual pyrokinesis))
  309. [21:32] <ShalashaskaDM> ((Okay))
  310. [21:32] <Anastasia_Locke> ((1d3 weapon + int from mindkind))
  311. [21:32] <Thalix> ((then what do))
  312. [21:33] <Anastasia_Locke> ((PHB says Breathe is 1d6 per 5 PP spent))
  313. [21:33] <ShalashaskaDM> You breathe on the bitch.
  314. [21:33] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Crit would make that 2d6 per, I guess))
  315. [21:33] <ShalashaskaDM> And you'll double the burn dice
  316. [21:33] <Thalix> !roll 2d6
  317. [21:33] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 2d6 --> [ 2d6=7 ]{7}
  318. [21:33] <Thalix> ...
  319. [21:33] <Thalix> kewl
  320. [21:34] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Breathe doesn't ignite, that's a different subpower))
  321. [21:34] <ShalashaskaDM> oh
  322. [21:34] <ShalashaskaDM> Okay
  323. [21:34] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Ignite sets on fire for 1 round per 5 PP))
  324. [21:34] <ShalashaskaDM> When your turn is over...
  325. [21:34] <Thalix> oh right
  326. [21:34] <Thalix> Also slash the John lich
  327. [21:34] <ShalashaskaDM> Do it
  328. [21:34] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+5
  329. [21:34] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{25}
  330. [21:34] <Thalix> HEHEHEHHEHE
  331. [21:35] <Anastasia_Locke> "YEAH THAL!!!"
  332. [21:35] <ShalashaskaDM> Another crit?! My my!
  333. [21:35] <Thalix> !roll 1d6+5 like a pro
  334. [21:35] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d6+5 like a pro --> [ 1d6=2 ]{7}
  335. [21:35] <ShalashaskaDM> Uh, roll another d6
  336. [21:35] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "He's gotta be the rogue."
  337. [21:35] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Rogues are always crit fishers"
  338. [21:35] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Double damage dice, so +1d6))
  339. [21:35] <Thalix> !roll 1d6 for that beautiful crit damage
  340. [21:35] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d6 for that beautiful crit damage --> [ 1d6=2 ]{2}
  341. [21:35] <Thalix> "Holy shit ye4h!"
  342. [21:35] <ShalashaskaDM> Okay. George will now take a moment to retort.
  343. [21:36] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Burning))
  344. [21:36] <ShalashaskaDM> Did Ana set him on fire?
  345. [21:36] <ShalashaskaDM> Okay good
  346. [21:36] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d4
  347. [21:36] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=2 ]{2}
  348. [21:36] <Thalix> ENED torn
  349. [21:36] <Anastasia_Locke> ((This is his first turn on fire. He'll spend the next one as well, then be doused))
  350. [21:37] <ShalashaskaDM> He attempts to do more psionics
  351. [21:37] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20+5
  352. [21:37] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{19}
  353. [21:37] <ShalashaskaDM> Ah, so close, but no cigar.
  354. [21:37] * Anastasia_Locke giggles at him
  355. [21:37] <ShalashaskaDM> He attempts an unarmed minor on... "WHO WAS THAT?!"
  356. [21:37] <ShalashaskaDM> "I'LL WAIT HERE ALL DAY."
  357. [21:37] <Anastasia_Locke> "Guilty as charged!"
  358. [21:37] <ShalashaskaDM> He attempts an unarmed minor on Ana
  359. [21:38] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20+1
  360. [21:38] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{11}
  361. [21:38] <ShalashaskaDM> He fails. He cries a little as he continues burning alive. Or, burning dead. I can't be sure with Liches.
  362. [21:38] * Anastasia_Locke does not stop from giggling
  363. [21:38] <ShalashaskaDM> He yields his turn to john, who, I'm pretty sure, is debuffed into hell.
  364. [21:39] <Anastasia_Locke> ((-2 to hit from pepper spray, double disadvantage to perception, and on fire))
  365. [21:39] <ShalashaskaDM> He switches targets to Kaz. He'd never hit Ana.
  366. [21:39] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d4
  367. [21:39] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
  368. [21:39] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Also -2 to attacks and to AC from intimidate))
  369. [21:39] <ShalashaskaDM> ((Fun fact, both liches are at 41 HP))
  370. [21:39] <ShalashaskaDM> He uses both hands to slash at kaz.
  371. [21:39] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 4#d20-1
  372. [21:39] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 4#d20-1 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{0}, [ 1d20=10 ]{9}, [ 1d20=5 ]{4}, [ 1d20=4 ]{3}
  373. [21:40] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Wow, you suck."
  374. [21:40] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Take lessons from Thalix."
  375. [21:40] <ShalashaskaDM> He critfails the first attack, somehow igniting the flame more? How the fuck is that possible?
  376. [21:40] <ShalashaskaDM> Still
  377. [21:40] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d4
  378. [21:40] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
  379. [21:40] <ShalashaskaDM> He is now on fire for an extra round.
  380. [21:40] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 4#d20-1
  381. [21:40] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 4#d20-1 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{9}, [ 1d20=18 ]{17}, [ 1d20=3 ]{2}, [ 1d20=17 ]{16}
  382. [21:40] <Anastasia_Locke> "HAH! That doesn't even make sense!"
  383. [21:40] <ShalashaskaDM> He misses, but no one is surprised.
  384. [21:40] <ShalashaskaDM> He says something sexist and ends his turn.
  385. [21:41] <Thalix> "At the cost of you dy1ng i will tra1n you"
  386. [21:41] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Oh, you what, mate?"
  387. [21:41] <ShalashaskaDM> also he hates gay people.
  388. [21:41] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "What was that?"
  389. [21:41] <ShalashaskaDM> And puppies.
  390. [21:41] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Dude, not cool."
  391. [21:41] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "OK NOW THAT'S TOO FAR!"
  392. [21:41] <ShalashaskaDM> And probably Jesus, if you're religious, but only if you're religious.
  393. [21:41] <Anastasia_Locke> "Well. See, that's not the sort of person I want around my kids."
  394. [21:41] <Anastasia_Locke> "You get to be their chewtoy."
  395. [21:41] <ShalashaskaDM> He thinks drugs are cool, probably.
  396. [21:41] <Thalix> "I dont ev3n want this pers0n ar0und me!"
  397. [21:42] <ShalashaskaDM> He's also a member of the Ku Klux Klan.
  398. [21:42] <Thalix> ((although delta did inform me to get troll weed way back then and so i did))
  399. [21:42] <ShalashaskaDM> Just...
  400. [21:42] <ShalashaskaDM> Kill him already
  401. [21:42] <Anastasia_Locke> "Seems like the kindest option for everyone involved, yeah."
  402. [21:43] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Kaz's turn, right?))
  403. [21:43] <ShalashaskaDM> Shush! I'm the narrator!
  404. [21:43] <ShalashaskaDM> And no it's your turn.
  405. [21:43] <Anastasia_Locke> Oh
  406. [21:43] * Anastasia_Locke pepper sprays him some more
  407. [21:43] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+7 to cast Snare 2
  408. [21:43] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+7 to cast Snare 2 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{10}
  409. [21:44] <ShalashaskaDM> ((Do I resist that?))
  410. [21:44] <Anastasia_Locke> ((versus AC))
  411. [21:44] <ShalashaskaDM> You fail. Apparently his bigotry created an anti-psionic field around him.
  412. [21:45] * Anastasia_Locke tries again anyway
  413. [21:45] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+7 to Snare 2
  414. [21:45] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+7 to Snare 2 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{26}
  415. [21:45] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d3 damage, Cannot move, -1 to hit, and disadvantage to Perception for 2 turns
  416. [21:45] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d3 damage, Cannot move, -1 to hit, and disadvantage to Perception for 2 turns --> [ 1d3=3 ]{3}
  417. [21:46] <Anastasia_Locke> :)
  418. [21:46] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn
  419. [21:46] <ShalashaskaDM> Kaz
  420. [21:46] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Just, keep your mouth closed, and we can lower the parental warnings just a smidge, ok?"
  421. [21:46] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2#1d20+7
  422. [21:47] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2#1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{8}, [ 1d20=2 ]{9}
  423. [21:47] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Well darn.)
  424. [21:47] <ShalashaskaDM> You fail to hit him. How embarrassing! Despite the fact that he is debuffed to shit, this bigot laughs at you and addresses you with a horrible slur!
  425. [21:47] <ShalashaskaDM> This slur is so horrible
  426. [21:47] <ShalashaskaDM> It actually makes you cry a little, and you lose
  427. [21:47] <ShalashaskaDM> !1d4 damage
  428. [21:48] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d4 damage
  429. [21:48] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d4 damage --> [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
  430. [21:48] <ShalashaskaDM> 4 hp.
  431. [21:48] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (40/44)
  432. [21:48] <Anastasia_Locke> >:(
  433. [21:48] <Anastasia_Locke> "NOBODY makes my friend cry!!!"
  434. [21:48] <ShalashaskaDM> Understandably, Kaz is terribly upset.
  435. [21:48] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "DUDE, STOP WITH THE REMARKS!"
  436. [21:48] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "WE NEED TO KEEP THIS AT MOST PG RATED"
  437. [21:49] <ShalashaskaDM> He says something unspeakably awful in response
  438. [21:49] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Oh gosh..."
  439. [21:49] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Thalix. Kill him."
  440. [21:49] <ShalashaskaDM> Or hell you'd probably do him a favor if you just washed his mouth out with soap
  441. [21:49] <ShalashaskaDM> Cause whoo-wee!
  442. [21:49] <Thalix> Fed up with the horrendous bigot Thalix rushes the motherfucker with both sword and card
  443. [21:49] <Anastasia_Locke> Screw soap, we need fire and acid and death
  444. [21:49] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+5 for sword hit
  445. [21:49] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d20+5 for sword hit --> [ 1d20=13 ]{18}
  446. [21:50] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+5 for card hit
  447. [21:50] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d20+5 for card hit --> [ 1d20=10 ]{15}
  448. [21:50] <ShalashaskaDM> Success! Roll damage for both
  449. [21:50] <Thalix> !roll 1d6+5 for sword damage
  450. [21:50] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d6+5 for sword damage --> [ 1d6=3 ]{8}
  451. [21:50] <Thalix> !roll 1d4+5 for card damage
  452. [21:50] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d4+5 for card damage --> [ 1d4=4 ]{9}
  453. [21:50] <ShalashaskaDM> George's turn?
  454. [21:50] <Thalix> Yes
  455. [21:51] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Burn))
  456. [21:51] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d4
  457. [21:51] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
  458. [21:52] <ShalashaskaDM> George is *fairly* sure he's not debuffed beyond burning, but he wants to make sure. What lovely manners. "Am I debuffed any more than burning undead?" He asks ana meekly.
  459. [21:52] <ShalashaskaDM> Roll a persuasion check.
  460. [21:52] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20+1
  461. [21:52] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{18}
  462. [21:52] <Anastasia_Locke> "!Roll 1d20
  463. [21:52] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20
  464. [21:52] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{5}
  465. [21:52] <ShalashaskaDM> whups
  466. [21:52] <Anastasia_Locke> "Nah, you're fine. Just the fire for now."
  467. [21:52] <ShalashaskaDM> You cannot lie to him, and must tell him the truth
  468. [21:52] <ShalashaskaDM> "Oh, thank you."
  469. [21:53] <ShalashaskaDM> He approaches Thalix, and decides to attempt psionics just one more time.
  470. [21:53] <Anastasia_Locke> "My pleasure. The capsaicin will be in a little bit."
  471. [21:53] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20+5
  472. [21:53] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{6}
  473. [21:53] <ShalashaskaDM> HE CRITFAILS?! MY WORD!
  474. [21:53] <Thalix> HAHAHAH
  475. [21:53] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "This is what happens when you raise the age restriction!"
  476. [21:53] <Thalix> YOU CANNOT TOUCH THE MIGHTY THALIX
  477. [21:53] <ShalashaskaDM> He pokes his own eyes rather vigorously! Roll damage ana, because in his distraction you are able to run over and spray him in a terrible potshot
  478. [21:54] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d3 damage, and pepper spray debuffs
  479. [21:54] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d3 damage, and pepper spray debuffs --> [ 1d3=3 ]{3}
  480. [21:54] <ShalashaskaDM> he cries quite vigorously as you return to your original position.
  481. [21:54] <Thalix> ((current health of George?))
  482. [21:54] <ShalashaskaDM> I hope you're proud of yourself making a sweet little lich like George cry
  483. [21:54] <ShalashaskaDM> ((37))
  484. [21:54] <Anastasia_Locke> Anyone who associates with the other two can't be particularly sweet.
  485. [21:54] <ShalashaskaDM> ((You guys have really beaten the hell out of John, but he got a *much* better roll for HP))
  486. [21:55] <ShalashaskaDM> This narrator assumes you are being close-minded about liches in general.
  487. [21:55] <Thalix> ((wasnt he at 41 a second ago))
  488. [21:55] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Pepper spray and burn damage))
  489. [21:55] <ShalashaskaDM> ((Probably.))
  490. [21:55] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "The narrator's wrong!"
  491. [21:55] <Anastasia_Locke> ((41-3-1=37))
  492. [21:55] <ShalashaskaDM> John's turn.
  493. [21:55] <ShalashaskaDM> He's gonna do it.
  494. [21:55] <Thalix> ((and sword and cards?!))
  495. [21:55] <ShalashaskaDM> John is gonna do it.
  496. [21:55] <ShalashaskaDM> It's time.
  497. [21:56] <Anastasia_Locke> ((That was Jogn))
  498. [21:56] <ShalashaskaDM> He walks up to Kaz.
  499. [21:56] <Thalix> ((i guess it was))
  500. [21:56] <ShalashaskaDM> And he attempts to grapple her. Because who is champ?
  501. [21:56] <Thalix> "Hey John!"
  502. [21:56] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Burn, -2 to hit, and can't actually move))
  503. [21:56] <ShalashaskaDM> There's only 1 champ.
  504. [21:56] <ShalashaskaDM> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enMReCEcHiM
  505. [21:56] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Snare 2. No moving.))
  506. [21:56] <Thalix> "John gu3ss what!"
  507. [21:56] <ShalashaskaDM> THERE'S ONLY ONE CHAMP STRAT
  508. [21:56] <ShalashaskaDM> ONLY ONE
  509. [21:56] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Lyra)
  510. [21:56] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (In Redditstuck)
  511. [21:56] <ShalashaskaDM> ach, snare ruined my joke
  512. [21:56] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Lyra is champ)
  513. [21:56] <ShalashaskaDM> (oh shit you're right)
  514. [21:57] <ShalashaskaDM> Anyway
  515. [21:57] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20+5
  516. [21:57] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{24}
  517. [21:57] <ShalashaskaDM> HE SUCCEEDS IN PASSING THE CONCENTRATION CHECK, AND ATTEMPTS TO RECK YOUR SHIT
  518. [21:57] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Disadvantage))
  519. [21:57] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Fire is DC 20 at disadvantage))
  520. [21:57] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20+5
  521. [21:57] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{12}
  522. [21:57] <ShalashaskaDM> Oh
  523. [21:57] <ShalashaskaDM> nevermind
  524. [21:57] <ShalashaskaDM> he sort of sits there screaming racist slurs
  525. [21:57] <ShalashaskaDM> And homophobic one
  526. [21:57] <ShalashaskaDM> s
  527. [21:57] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "STAHP!"
  528. [21:58] <ShalashaskaDM> You're pretty sure you hear some sexist ones in there, too.
  529. [21:58] <ShalashaskaDM> At this point you're pretty sure he's only doing it becaue it gets on your nerves
  530. [21:58] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d4
  531. [21:58] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
  532. [21:58] <ShalashaskaDM> Ana's turn
  533. [21:58] <Thalix> "John, fuck you bro"
  534. [21:58] <ShalashaskaDM> He screams something incomprehensively retarded at you.
  535. [21:58] * Anastasia_Locke pepper sprays him some more. Flaming Strike 3
  536. [21:58] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+7
  537. [21:58] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{10}
  538. [21:59] <Thalix> ((holy shit XD))
  539. [21:59] <ShalashaskaDM> You fail to hit the stationary target with your flaming strike, which, probably looked really cool anyway
  540. [21:59] * Anastasia_Locke tries again on George
  541. [21:59] <ShalashaskaDM> I apologize for the comma splice.
  542. [21:59] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+7
  543. [21:59] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{15}
  544. [21:59] <ShalashaskaDM> You succeed in hitting the nice one with flmaing strike.
  545. [21:59] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d3 damage, 3 turns on fire
  546. [21:59] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d3 damage, 3 turns on fire --> [ 1d3=3 ]{3}
  547. [22:00] <ShalashaskaDM> Okay
  548. [22:00] <ShalashaskaDM> Anything else?
  549. [22:00] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn
  550. [22:00] <ShalashaskaDM> Kaz you're up to bat
  551. [22:00] <ShalashaskaDM> I dunno do you even like baseball
  552. [22:00] <ShalashaskaDM> It doesn't matter.
  553. [22:00] <Kazuma_Raigeki> I take the screaming on, and do the coveted "Shoot n' Stab" technique.
  554. [22:00] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2#1d20+7
  555. [22:00] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2#1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{11}, [ 1d20=14 ]{21}
  556. [22:01] <ShalashaskaDM> second attack hits. Man, that's incredibly common with us, isn't it?
  557. [22:01] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Apparently, so.
  558. [22:01] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2d6 for the Stab part of the Shoot n' Stab
  559. [22:01] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2d6 for the Stab part of the Shoot n' Stab --> [ 2d6=6 ]{6}
  560. [22:01] <ShalashaskaDM> Crew go ahead and smoke 'em.
  561. [22:02] <Kazuma_Raigeki> End turn.
  562. [22:02] <ShalashaskaDM> If you're done, Thalix can take his turn.
  563. [22:02] <ShalashaskaDM> oh ok cool
  564. [22:02] <Thalix> ((current John Health?"
  565. [22:02] <ShalashaskaDM> Don't worry about it.
  566. [22:02] <ShalashaskaDM> Just know that he's in bad shape
  567. [22:02] <ShalashaskaDM> And swearing up a storm that would make a sailor blush
  568. [22:02] <Thalix> Finish? John with the ole Card Sword combo
  569. [22:03] <ShalashaskaDM> I dunno. Roll tohit
  570. [22:03] <Thalix> !roll 2#1d20+5 for hits
  571. [22:03] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 2#1d20+5 for hits --> [ 1d20=18 ]{23}, [ 1d20=20 ]{25}
  572. [22:03] <ShalashaskaDM> god damn
  573. [22:03] <Thalix> HAHAHHAHA
  574. [22:03] <Anastasia_Locke> "YEAH THAL!"
  575. [22:03] <ShalashaskaDM> double the damage dice on your second hit
  576. [22:03] <Thalix> !roll 1d4+5 for card
  577. [22:03] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d4+5 for card --> [ 1d4=1 ]{6}
  578. [22:03] <Thalix> !roll 2d6+5 for sword
  579. [22:03] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 2d6+5 for sword --> [ 2d6=7 ]{12}
  580. [22:04] <ShalashaskaDM> John says something most assuredly bigoted as he dies a horrible death, slashed in half by your blade
  581. [22:04] <ShalashaskaDM> You can make out the words "gays", "gangbangers" and "fuckin' jerkers" in his dying epithets.
  582. [22:04] <ShalashaskaDM> If you're tapped, George will take his turn.
  583. [22:05] <ShalashaskaDM> Also, worth noting: John is not champ.
  584. [22:05] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Burn and -2 to hit))
  585. [22:05] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d4
  586. [22:05] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
  587. [22:05] <ShalashaskaDM> He attempts to carry on the legend as he douses himself and throws an unarmed at Ana
  588. [22:05] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d6+1
  589. [22:05] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d6+1 --> [ 1d6=4 ]{5}
  590. [22:05] <ShalashaskaDM> Whups
  591. [22:05] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20+1
  592. [22:06] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{8}
  593. [22:06] <ShalashaskaDM> He misses adorably
  594. [22:06] <Anastasia_Locke> :)
  595. [22:06] <ShalashaskaDM> He sheepishly looks at ana and awkwardly apologizes.
  596. [22:06] <ShalashaskaDM> He cries a little, and loses 1 HP
  597. [22:06] <ShalashaskaDM> And yes, I *do* record the 1 HP crying damage
  598. [22:06] <ShalashaskaDM> Ana's turn
  599. [22:07] * Anastasia_Locke pepper sprays him
  600. [22:07] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+7
  601. [22:07] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{14}
  602. [22:07] <ShalashaskaDM> Man, this is cruel
  603. [22:07] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d3 damage, no Enchant
  604. [22:07] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d3 damage, no Enchant --> [ 1d3=3 ]{3}
  605. [22:07] <ShalashaskaDM> What will you do now?
  606. [22:08] * Anastasia_Locke slaps him in the face
  607. [22:08] <Anastasia_Locke> "That's for associating with a bad crowd!"
  608. [22:08] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+7 to hit
  609. [22:08] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+7 to hit --> [ 1d20=14 ]{21}
  610. [22:08] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1+7 damage
  611. [22:08] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1+7 damage --> {8}
  612. [22:08] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Can you do mindkind damage with your hand?)
  613. [22:08] <ShalashaskaDM> He sobs
  614. [22:08] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Yes))
  615. [22:08] <ShalashaskaDM> i dunno
  616. [22:08] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (That doesnt really make sense)
  617. [22:09] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Doesn't make sense for anything else either))
  618. [22:09] <ShalashaskaDM> eh
  619. [22:09] <Anastasia_Locke> ((I am guiding my fist))
  620. [22:09] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Or something))
  621. [22:09] <ShalashaskaDM> Sometimes I like to pretend to use marbles and throw them at people and say I've lost my marbles
  622. [22:09] <ShalashaskaDM> Kaz's turn
  623. [22:09] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "I like to do that too."
  624. [22:09] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Except, with weapons."
  625. [22:09] <ShalashaskaDM> You can't lose your ma-oh fuck it.
  626. [22:09] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "And to say that I've lost my weapons."
  627. [22:10] <ShalashaskaDM> That's-
  628. [22:10] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2#1d20+7
  629. [22:10] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2#1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{20}, [ 1d20=3 ]{10}
  630. [22:10] <ShalashaskaDM> Roll damage on the first hit
  631. [22:10] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2d6+7
  632. [22:10] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2d6+7 --> [ 2d6=5 ]{12}
  633. [22:10] <ShalashaskaDM> okay
  634. [22:11] <ShalashaskaDM> thalix can finish him if he rolls well
  635. [22:11] <Kazuma_Raigeki> End turn.
  636. [22:11] <Thalix> pfft
  637. [22:11] <Thalix> if i roll well
  638. [22:11] <ShalashaskaDM> inb4 critfail
  639. [22:11] <Thalix> !roll 2#1d20+5
  640. [22:12] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 2#1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{16}, [ 1d20=9 ]{14}
  641. [22:12] <ShalashaskaDM> nvm
  642. [22:12] <ShalashaskaDM> roll damage
  643. [22:12] <ShalashaskaDM> both hit
  644. [22:12] <Thalix> !roll 1d6+5
  645. [22:12] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d6+5 --> [ 1d6=5 ]{10}
  646. [22:12] <Thalix> !roll 1d4=5
  647. [22:12] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d4=5 --> error: malformed expression
  648. [22:12] <Thalix> !roll 1d4+5
  649. [22:12] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d4+5 --> [ 1d4=2 ]{7}
  650. [22:13] <ShalashaskaDM> He is slain. He can be heard saying "Jesus Wept" as he dies a violent death. You all take a moment to mourn the tragedy that was his life with a rough crowd and his death alone at the hands of several genocidal maniacs.
  651. [22:13] <ShalashaskaDM> gain 250 XP each
  652. [22:14] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Liches are 250 EXP?_
  653. [22:14] <Kazuma_Raigeki> )*
  654. [22:14] <ShalashaskaDM> Lemme see if I can get the grist formulas right
  655. [22:14] * Anastasia_Locke levels up to the ninth echeladder rung: Imp Horror Show
  656. [22:14] <ShalashaskaDM> ((and yeah I think so))
  657. [22:14] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (NOICE)
  658. [22:14] * Kazuma_Raigeki also levels up to the ninth echeladder rung
  659. [22:15] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 1d6+2 HP
  660. [22:15] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 1d6+2 HP --> [ 1d6=3 ]{5}
  661. [22:15] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 3#20d10+400
  662. [22:15] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 3#20d10+400 --> [ 20d10=100 ]{500}, [ 20d10=107 ]{507}, [ 20d10=104 ]{504}
  663. [22:15] <ShalashaskaDM> build
  664. [22:15] * Thalix does an irish jig while waiting for the PHB to load
  665. [22:15] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 3#8d8+125
  666. [22:15] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 3#8d8+125 --> [ 8d8=47 ]{172}, [ 8d8=35 ]{160}, [ 8d8=44 ]{169}
  667. [22:15] <ShalashaskaDM> T1
  668. [22:16] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 3#3d6+40
  669. [22:16] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 3#3d6+40 --> [ 3d6=13 ]{53}, [ 3d6=15 ]{55}, [ 3d6=7 ]{47}
  670. [22:16] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 3#1d10+10
  671. [22:16] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (503 build each, 2 leftover)
  672. [22:16] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 3#1d10+10 --> [ 1d10=7 ]{17}, [ 1d10=10 ]{20}, [ 1d10=1 ]{11}
  673. [22:16] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 3#d2
  674. [22:16] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 3#d2 --> [ 1d2=1 ]{1}, [ 1d2=1 ]{1}, [ 1d2=1 ]{1}
  675. [22:16] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (167 t1 each)
  676. [22:16] <ShalashaskaDM> T4. Do I roll for that?
  677. [22:17] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Is that the 2d8?))
  678. [22:17] <ShalashaskaDM> yeah
  679. [22:17] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (51 T2 each, 2 left over)
  680. [22:17] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Then only if you rolled a 2 in those 1d2 rolls. Which you didn't))
  681. [22:17] <ShalashaskaDM> no, I don't; all came up as 1
  682. [22:17] <ShalashaskaDM> So you divvy up the loot. Someone paste pls
  683. [22:17] <Anastasia_Locke> I got it
  684. [22:17] <Anastasia_Locke> But first
  685. [22:17] <ShalashaskaDM> Matt, you and I are square now
  686. [22:17] <Kazuma_Raigeki> noice
  687. [22:17] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4 to Heal
  688. [22:18] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d4 to Heal --> [ 1d4=3 ]{3}
  689. [22:18] <Thalix> !roll 1d4+2
  690. [22:18] <Kazuma_Raigeki> 16 t3 each
  691. [22:18] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d4+2 --> [ 1d4=1 ]{3}
  692. [22:18] <ShalashaskaDM> Sorry if that one wasn't as funny as the last one
  693. [22:18] <ShalashaskaDM> I'm a little wore out
  694. [22:18] <Kazuma_Raigeki> So, in total:
  695. [22:18] <Anastasia_Locke> Nah, s'all good
  696. [22:18] <Anastasia_Locke> This was still awesome
  697. [22:18] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (503 build each, 2 leftover)
  698. [22:18] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (167 t1 each)
  699. [22:18] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (51 T2 each, 2 left over)
  700. [22:19] <Kazuma_Raigeki> 16 t3 each
  701. [22:19] <Thalix> !roll 1d4+2
  702. [22:19] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d4+2 --> [ 1d4=1 ]{3}
  703. [22:19] <Thalix> !roll 1d6+1
  704. [22:19] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix rolled : 1d6+1 --> [ 1d6=5 ]{6}
  705. [22:19] <Kazuma_Raigeki> yeah, thanks bill
  706. [22:19] <Thalix> Thanks man
  707. [22:19] <Anastasia_Locke> Eeyup
  708. [22:19] <Kazuma_Raigeki> so, who wants the extra build and t2?
  709. [22:19] <Anastasia_Locke> You guys can take the leftover grist pieces. I have Fine Booty
  710. [22:19] <Kazuma_Raigeki> aight, cool
  711. [22:20] <Kazuma_Raigeki> so thal and i get 504 build and 52 t2
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