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Refreshing summer competition 1-2H

Aug 9th, 2020
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  3. Refreshing summer competition 1-2H
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  5. [Shopping mall]
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  7. SON: Oho, look, look! There's an octopus-shaped swim ring!
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  9. Son: Yay! And here's a squid-shaped swimming board!
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  11. Kir: Ahahaha! Less summerwear, more of a mollusc fair!
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  13. Kir: Take a looksie, you two! A squid swim ring and a squid board!
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  15. Aka: ...This is good too, but maybe the red one earlier was better?
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  17. Ren: Heh. Everything fits Miroku so well. Picking the best one is going to be complicated.
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  19. Kir: Akana, Rokku, just gonna leave me hangin' like that? You're really serious about this.
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  21. SON: Hmm? Shizu-poyo, are you sure you shouldn't be picking a swimsuit too?
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  23. Kir: Oh, I already picked mine. Got struck with that Osakan inspiration and done.
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  25. Son: Ooh! Could it stem from takoyaki power?
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  27. Kir: Heh heh. Not just that! I'm burstin' with grilled squid power too!
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  29. Kir: Alrighty, I think it's about time I went and hit those girls up with some advice already.
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  31. SON: Sonocchi, want to come too?
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  33. Son: Let's do that, Sonoko-senpai!
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  35. Aka: Okay! I'm going with this one! Renchi, how about you?
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  37. Ren: Undecided still. Yuuna, what do you think of this? As Miroku's rival.
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  39. Aka: Eh, that's no good. You have to show your muscles off more!
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  41. Ren: So you value function over design. Heh, you do have a point here.
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  43. Kir: Nuh-uh. We're talking about a swimsuit, design is a top priority. We're not here for competition swimsuits, ya know?
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  45. Aka: Ah! Shizu-senpai, when'd you get here?
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  47. Kir: C'mon, how about this? If you can't decide, just go with a leopard print! [1]
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  49. Ren: I see, this swimsuit would accent Miroku's strength nicely.
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  51. Kir: Right? Right?
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  53. SON: Ta-da! We brought this!
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  55. Son: This swimsuit's frilly and adorable to the max!
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  57. Ren: Making Miroku lovely in a different way than usual. Heh, that wouldn't be bad either.
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  59. Aka: No, you're definitely better off not doing that!
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  61. Aka: Renchi, just wait. I'll go find and bring something that'll fit you, right now!
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  63. Kir: What's with Akana? She's awfully devoted to Miroku's swimsuit choice.
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  65. Kir: Well, it's not like leopard print was unanimously praised, so I'll go take another look.
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  67. SON: Then so should we, Sonocchi.
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  69. Son: Yes, we should look for something even frillier!
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  71. Ren: Heh. Miroku doesn't even have to say anything for others to start working for my sake. I suppose that's just how I am.
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  73. Notes:
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  75. 1 - Tacky leopard print clothes are strongly associated with old Osakan ladies
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