The Neonatal Skullfuckers have intercepted a shipment of yours in the Outlands. Do you:
-Ignore the problem (fail)
-Bribe them (fail)
-Hire the Hunters to kill them and take your stuff back (success)
-Hire the OTA to slaughter their entire operation and get your shit back (fail, OTA confiscates your shit ater killing bandits)

A fully grown man with the voice of a small child is demanding you move your business from where it is set up so he can "base" there. Do you:
-Have him whacked? (fail)
-Threaten him? (success)
-Alert the MPF of "attempted blackmail" (fail)
-Ignore the dumbass kid (fail)

You receive a call from a man with a deep African accent, claiming he is a Nigerian Prince. He claims to have several million dollars in offshore accounts, but requires a small wire transfer to send the money to you. Do you:
-Tell him to fuck off (fail)
-Wire the money to him (success)
-Ignore him (fail)

You receive a call from a man with a deep African accent, claiming he is a Nigerian Prince. He claims to have several million dollars in offshore accounts, but requires a small wire transfer to send the money to you. Do you:
-Tell him to fuck off (success)
-Wire the money to him (fail)
-Ignore him (success)

A man wearing a duster, gas mask and helmet, and heavy armor has literally phased into the walls of your business and is currently floating near the ceiling. Do you:
-Politely ask him to leave (success)
-Try to kill him (fail)
-Pretend you don't see anything (fail)
-sSacrifice your children to him? (fail)
-Grab your Union Request Device™ and alert the MPF immediately (fail)

The local Jewish Synagogue is demanding you pay an exorbitant fee to them, or they will shut your entire business down for anti-semitism which is in violation of multiple articles of intergalactic law. Do you:
-Go full Kristallnacht on their asses (success)
-Pay the fee (fail)
-Ignore them (fail)
-Attempt to alert the MPF (fail)

Someone claiming to be an administrator for Tyranny Gaming flies into your base and stares you down. You tell him to get the fuck out, and he then threatens to ban you for admin disrespect. Do you:
-Submit to his authority and suck his nuts (fail)
-Apologize for daring to challenge his holiness and allow him to stay for as long as he pleases (fail)
-Throw a water can at him (fail)
-Report him directly to the owners, Halagini/Difficulty Tweak, so he can demoted and permanently banned (success)

A representative for the Civil Workers Union calls you and offers you a deal: in exchange for allowing a hospital to be built on your turf to reportedly heal the sick, they will offer you "absolute protection" of your business in the event of an MPF crackdown on your shit. Do you:
-Accept the offer (fail)
-Decline the offer (success)
-Demand to be allowed access to Union augmentations (fail)
-Call them gay (fail)

A representative for the Civil Workers Union calls you and offers you a deal: in exchange for allowing a child factory to be built on your block, they will offer you extensive and extremely valuable information on zombie anatomy. Do you:
-Accept the offer (success)
-Decline the offer (fail)

The City Administrator gives you a ring and offers you a deal: in exchange for allowing a Union Breeding Facility to be built on your block under the radar, he offers you the most attractive female slaves and A.I. gfs on the planet. Do you:
-Attempt to negotiate a cash prize instead (fail)
-Allow the facility to be built (fail)
-Have strength and abstain (success)
-Threaten to have him assassinated by the Resistance (fail)

A key resistance lietenant wants to have a meeting in your office. After accepting, he offers a proposition: in exchange for having your inconspicuous workers assist them in smuggling weaponry, they'll keep any illegal activity you commit secret with traitors in MPF ranks. Do you:
-Accept the offer (fail)
-Decline the offer (success)
-Take our your glock and shoot him (fail)
-Threaten to have the MPF destroy his entire operation (fail)