Alicorn Tradition AiE

>You were walking towards the kitchen, take out plus football always made a good night
>The taste of kung pao chicken was fresh in your mouth, you tossed away the plastic plate and fork
>Suddenly you felt nothing, as if you numb yet you weren't
>Out of no where you felt like you were being pulled through small little holes
>You screamed hard, this is the worst pain you have ever felt
>Cold, your hands felt cold marble floor. You were in a Terminator time travel arrival stance, complete nude as well
>"OH! It worked! Sister, We did it!"
>"Good job, Luna. Now here comes the hard part"
>You look towards the voices and see horses except with wings and horns
>What the fuck was in that Chinese food?
>Blue horse: "Uhm...Greetings human, you have been given the great honor that many of our subjects dream of doing"
"Wait...you're talking right? A talking horse"
>The white horse mutters something into the blue one's ear, she seemed mad but calmed down
>Blue horse: "Yes, well we are not horses from your world. We are actually alicorns, powerful goddesses from another dimension"
"Wait, wait, hold on...this isn't possible. You and Mr. Ed shouldn't exist...this shouldn't be happening"
>Mr. Ed: "I am female for your information. Chuck and Bret didn't give much trouble like how you are doing right now"
"Well how can you expect me to-wait why am I even here? Why am I even arguing with you? You're an animal"
>Blue one: "Please calm down, you are my designated human. Every alicorn must give their virginity to a human, as is tradition. We summon are one true human and give our selves to them. They then leave with a piece of ourselves and become even more powerful then before"
>Wait...power?
"If I fuck you...do I get god-like powers?"
>Mrs. Ed: "No, you just get...better at what you do"
"Oh...I could use a promotion, anyway this is obliviously a dream"
>A weird fucked up dream. You definitely are no longer eating Chinese food now
>Blue one: "But-"
>Mrs. Ed: "Hush now, if it helps for him to accept it then let it be"
"Okay...lets get this over with it"
>Yeah this has to be dream, talking horses with god powers can't exist, and dimension hopping as well
>Blue: "Well, okay. What is your name human?"
"My name is Anonymous, what's yours?"
>Blue one: "Our name is Luna and this here is our sister Celestia"
"What's with the 'our'?"
>Luna: "It is the way...I..talk. Old customary habit but I am working on it"
>Celestia: "Well have fun now sister and I must warn you. Humans, they are nothing like you expect...once they start you don't want them to stop"
>Oh boy here we go
>She leaves and locks the door
>Luna: "So..."
"Just follow my lead"

>You woke up tired and yet very comfy
>That really was a weird ass dream you had last night
>Fucking Chinese food
>It certainly was very visual and annoying, she kept asking if she was doing fine
>At first she was like a dead fish but after a while she really let loose
>You yawned and stretched, you stopped once your elbow hit something
>Next to you was the blue horse from your dream last night
"What. The fuck."
>She stirred a little and let out a soft yawn
>Luna: "Good Evening Anonymous...last night was...amazing"
>She snuggled close to you and wrapped her hooves around you
>Luna: "We should continue the fun in the bath Anonymous...getting clean can become VERY dirty"
>She gives you bedroom eyes and kisses your cheek
>You don't know how to feel about this except fuck it since you have clearly gone insane
>After one very long awkward bath, you had breakfast/dinner with Luna, her sister, and her niece
>They were discussing about how you took Luna's virginity and how they lost theirs
>Cadence: "So after Bret and I made love for the fifteenth time, I literally couldn't feel a thing"
>Celestia: "Now your Bret Michaels may have bucked you numb but he certainly didn't do what my Chuck Norris did. He made go silly for days, I kept giggling at random things and couldn't think straight. Some ponies feared that Nightmare Moon returned and was fighting me for days"
>Wait...a famous rocker and a karate expert...yeah you clearly lost it
>Luna: "Anonymous, you haven't eaten a single thing. I don't want you to pass out tonight, leave that to me"
"Yeah..just kind f full"
>You're delusional horse fucker, food won't change a thing
>After some days you felt different, like power was in you
>Right now you were having lunch with Luna
>Celestia came in with a tired expression on her face
>Celestia: "Yawn, okay Luna it is time to send him back"
>Luna: "What? But I thought we had the option to keep him?"
>Celestia: "No, we can't keep them, they have to live their life with others just like them"
>Luna gave a pout
>Luna: "But I don't wanna give him up. He makes me feel good"
"Hey Luna, listen-"
>Celestia: "Look you can't keep him, grandma gave up Vhatug and she loved him to death. I gave up Chuck and Cadence gave up Bret. You have to give up Anonymous"
>Luna: "Look he is happy here, right Anon?"
"Yeah but-"
>Luna: "See? He is happy with us here, just close the link and let me get back to loving him"
>Celestia: "Oh I guess to tartarus with traditions. There, the link is broken, but just so you know you have to take care of him and share him with me and Cadence"
>Luna: "Huzzah! Lets go and celebrate Anonymous"
>What the fuck...you're stuck here now. Well its like it didn't mattered, you were insane basically
>Celestia: "By the way Anonymous, I like to play slave and master"
>She licks her lips
>Celestia: "I'm always the master and on top"
>Fucking royal goddess ponies