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DryRoastedLemon
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  2. 0 "Poison on your face, poison on your face, makes you dead." - DryRoastedLemon
  3. 1 "I forgot that poison kills me"- DryRoastedLemon
  4. 2 "No! Expose your back to me, lady." - DryRoastedLemon
  5. 3 "Hey, finally! I have a small dong..." - DryRoastedLemon
  6. 4 "Dammit mister, I have a small dong" - DryRoastedLemon
  7. 5 "Too many quotes about my dong!" - DryRoastedLemon
  8. 6 "Damp with sweat. Yummy..." DryRoastedLemon
  9. 7 "Wood is not a things..." -DryRoastedLemon
  10. 8 "With dogs you can safely say 'Son of a bitch!' and it wouldn't be an insult!" -John Lemon
  11. 9 "Yeah, tingalingaling this, you bitch." -John Lemon
  12. 10 "Oh neat, dead horses!" -Darkblade
  13. 11 "Oh, holy shit... These are ballsack-spiders!" -Lemon
  14. 12 "You look really strange, and for that you die." -DRL
  15. 13 "I'm just gonna poke you in the butt, poke you in the butt, with my cane!~" -DRL
  16. 14 "It's not a big deal, go into the burning building and upgrade your stuff" -AccelRayl
  17. 15 "That's not jelly, that's a baby!" -DryRoastedLemon
  18. 16 "Is this the big splooch magic? The orgasm explosion?" -DryRoastedLemon
  19. 17 "All these babies, they want to kill me!" -DryRoastedLemon
  20. 18 "The cheese is mightier than the sword!" -DryRoastedLemon
  21. 19 "You should make a Mario Party clone. You should call it Lemon Party! Fun for the whole family! -DryRoastedLemon
  22. 20 "Hey I don't think I've killed those yet" - DRL
  23. 21 "I only sometimes drink alcoholics" -DRL
  24. 22 "Well... That was a game.." -DRL
  25. 23 "I dodged it with my face" -DRL
  26. 24 "I'm gonna try and not aggro tha- nevermind I failed." -DRL
  27. 25 "There is no escaping from the fish love." - DRL
  28. 26 "By the way, this game is --- OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!" -DRL
  29. 27 "I want balls..." -DRL
  30. 28 "I'm full on balls..." - Robin
  31. 29 "I need to fill up my balls" - Robin
  32. 30 "Feel the wrath of my balls!!!" -Robin our Hero
  33. 31 "Your lack of balls disturb me." Rayl the santa of doom
  34. 32 "If the jelly is cute, its japanese" -DRL
  35. 33 "THE CHRISTMASSY HIZZITY RIZZILTY RIZZLE" -AccelRayl
  36. 34 "Hello, me go pewpew on your butt" -DRL
  37. 35 "Shit, poopsauce... in a bucket." -DRL
  38. 36 "Welcome to my room, now wear my clothes... yeess..." -DRL
  39. 37 "I ONLY had an evicerater..." - Rayl
  40. 38 "If it kills we can eat it" - Robin
  41. 39 "I'm unloading super hard" - Robin
  42. 40 "... Jaaa, we sure taught that fat guy a lesson.. " -DRL
  43. 41 "Ja but wieners is funnier to sayyy..." -Rayl
  44. 42 "Hans you are a sucks boss." - Rayl the Rayl
  45. 43 "There is no one quite as poopy as you!" -DRL apparently the poop master
  46. 44 "You been evicerating chicks?" -DRL
  47. 45 "I'm a storm of death, right now" - Rayl the evicerater of chicks
  48. 46 "I AM the BOOGER MAN!!" - DRL
  49. 47 "I knew one of you was still dead!" -DRL
  50. 48 "Where's your tentacle now, huh?" -DRL
  51. 49 "Mother of god... I am the penguin man!~" -DRL
  52. 50 "Wait... Can I ride this fart?" -DRL
  53. 51 "What is it, Kolbecus? What is it with the butt?" -DRL
  54. 52 "Tarkus is secretly John Cena?" -Accelrayl
  55. 53 "I just stuck my watergun in there..." -DRL
  56. 54 "If I'm in an explosive situation, I will remember to whack a hammer." -DRL
  57. 55 "It hides the glorious butt!" -DRL
  58. 56 "Oh I'm Netherlands" -DarkBlade_o
  59. 57 "I forget many things!" - DRL 2015
  60. 58 "Aah, so scary! But I'm the one standing on you now!!" -DRL
  61. 59 *Gets hit by a large sabre repeatedly* "Why is this always so painful??" -DRL
  62. 60 "Oh they're being nice to me toda-haaaaaaahaa awwwwww...*facepalm*" DRL
  63. 61 "The butt is soo, god, its so unnatural... Just so round!" - DRL
  64. 62 "Some games have plotholes but this game is all hole..." - DRL
  65. 63 "Another chance to stick our dicks in a beehive!" -DRL
  66. 64 "It's like a superhero booger!" -DRL
  67. 65 "I'm just staying at a safe distance...." *jumps forward* -DRL
  68. 66 "Im not into the kind of love they are into, so I naturally kill them" -DRL
  69. 67 "COOOOOOOOOOOOWS!!" -DRL 2015
  70. 68 "I have to roll my ball into his balls" -DRL 2015
  71. 69 "I'm a ball, not a ninja." -DRL 2015
  72. 70 "I've had it with these monkeyfying quotes on this monday-to-friday stream!" -Waswat [The Vanishing of Ethan Carter] [14-01-2016]
  73. 71 "There we go!, is it that difficult to barf?" -DRL 2016 [Dark Souls] [18-01-2016]
  74. 72 "Just give me the bodies, man" -DryRoastedLemon [The Vanishing of Ethan Carter] [20-01-2016]
  75. 73 "Oohh come on!.... Poopy ass sauuuuce!!" ... What am i saying?!?" -DRL 2016 [Dark Souls] [08-02-2016]
  76. 74 "♪ You are a magnificent twat with a big flaming sword ♫" -DRL [Dark Souls] [09-02-2016]
  77. 75 "Oh yeah that's new. We haven't killed sphincters on stream before, so that's cool." -DRL [Axiom Verge] [24-02-2016]
  78. 76 "How are you gonna live when you're dead?" -DRL [Axiom Verge] [24-02-2016]
  79. 77 "Aah! I don't like it when the sphincters flicker at me! " -DRL [Axiom Verge] [24-02-2016]
  80. 78 "It seems to be guaranteed that you get health back!" *doesn't get health back* "DAMN IT!" -DRL [Axiom Verge] [24-02-2016]
  81. 79 "I prefer sphincters over those dudes anytime!" -DRL [Axiom Verge] [24-02-2016]
  82. 80 "What are these bubbly babbly boobly boobs?" -DRL [Axiom Verge] [24-02-2016]
  83. 81 "OMG its has its own tits" -Big_mama_chi [Axiom Verge] [25-02-2016]
  84. 82 "Flamethrower? Not cool dude" -DRL
  85. 83 "When did i say that? Oh that's probably during Killzone 2! ... GOD. DAMN. IT. NOOOO." -DRL
  86. 84 "Nipnops. It will forever be a thing." -DRL
  87. 85 "If its kebab from you I'll eat it no matter what" -TsundereForcer
  88. 86 "That made me sound really old? Well that's what happens when you live." -DRL responding to Waswat
  89. 87 "Haha! I will touch you!!.... OH you touch back!..." -DRL
  90. 88 "Guys, this song is the Dutch anthem. Remember it!" -DRL
  91. 89 "Yeah, I see you're pregnant. That's your own fault!" -DRL
  92. 90 "Maybe I dont feel like getting my ass kicked!" *gets his ass kicked* -DRL
  93. 91 "I got hit twice by the same thing... by the same television set!" -DRL
  94. 92 "Everything I say is hilarious and quotable" -AccelRayl
  95. 93 "I can still put my hand up its ass! That's one of those things you can't unlearn once you've done it." -DRL\
  96. 94 "I guess it doesn't like the back of my face." -DRL
  97. 95 "Press the scrap booton" -Imawatchingyou [NeuroVoider] [02-11-2016]
  98. 96 "NEVER pull out!" -just_robbin [Creative] [15-12-2016]
  99. 97 "I have 18 Death Metal, so i should be okay." -DRL [Let It Die] [19-12-2016]
  100. 98 "Let's go... To the manhole!!!" [Gravity Rush] [03-01-2017]
  101. 99 "Damn these little balls" - DryRoastedLemon [Gravity Rush 2] [07-02-2017]
  102. 100 "Sticking that ass right up in the air." *tries to reach it* "NO, HEY, GIVE IT TO ME!" -DRL [Bloodborne] [24-04-2017]
  103. 101 "See, when he's reduced to a head, he ain't so bad!" -DRL [Bloodborne] [01-05-2017]
  104. 102 "Huh, like, I was stuck between her legs!" -DRL [Bloodborne] [04-05-2017]
  105. 103 "DAMM those boobies (.Y.). DAMMIT" -Big_mamma_chi [STRAFE] [10-05-2017]
  106. 104 "You can't just make a butt large and be done with it! It's not that simple. The love for a butt is more sophisticated than that!" -DRL [Limbo] [15-05-2017]
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