- Q. What does a paedophile have after supper? A. Under eights.
- Sherlock Holmes announced that he was having a schoolfriend to stay. Later, Dr Watson came back unexpectedly and caught him in bed with a nine year old boy. He said, "Holmes! What kind of schoolfriend do you call that?" Sherlock Holmes replied, "Elementary, my dear Watson."
- Q. When is it bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? A. When the big hand's on the little hand.
- Q. What do necrophiliac pedophiles and dyslexic pedophiles have in common? A. They say that kids are sexy dead.
- Q. What is a paediatrician? A. A doctor who's afraid of pubic hair.
- Q. What do you do if a paedophile is drowning? A. Throw him a buoy.
- Q. What do a paedophile and a Big Mac have in common? A. They're both old meat between 10 year old buns.
- Q. What's the similarity between a paedophile and whisky? A. They both come in small tots.
- Q. Why did the music teacher get fired? A. Because he was stuck in A minor.
- Q. What did one paedophile say to the other? A. I'll give you one ten for two fives!
- A Roman sent a servant to the slave market to buy two 8-year-old boys, and was really annoyed when he came back with one 16-year-old.
- Q. What should you do when your YF starts smoking? A. Slow down, and use a little more lubricant...
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