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- from /hhg/ - Hazbin Hotel #446
- Girls like Cigarettes: https://pastebin.com/FkUUG2jE
- A Crowns Weight: https://pastebin.com/vbdP6x09
- Monkey Fever part 2: https://pastebin.com/5JveFhTT
- Monkey Fever part 3: https://pastebin.com/i7p8WJYC
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- > "God dammit Blitzo!"
- > "Me? How the hell is this my fault?!"
- > "I told you not to touch anything, and what's the first thing you do?! You start touchin' crap!"
- Hellboy pulls out gun and fires behind them
- > "How the hell was I supposed to do know there was gonna a massive fucking robot gorilla here?!"
- > "The same way you somehow ended up in a mysterious underground Nazi base in the middle of Madagascar, right at the exact time me and my team came in."
- > "I already told you-"
- Blitzo picks up beaker full of acid and throws it behind them
- >"I already told you I didn't know we'd be dealing with actual Nazi's. Do you have any idea how many times we're contracted to kill "Nazi's"? I have a whole goddamn desk full of hits on fat-ass shit-heads in their moms basement, how the hell was I supposed to know we'd be dealing with a actual, literal mad Nazi scientist bastard!"
- > "Maybe-"
- Hellboy fires off more shots before having to empty his guns chambers
- > "Maybe check your goddamn intel."
- > "Hey I'll have you know I have some of the best people on intel gathering!
- Back in Hell
- > "Loona?"
- > "Mmh.."
- > "Huh, was this the dossier you gave to Blitzo?"
- > "Mmh..."
- > "Because half the paper is full of black lines, and its missing like, half the pages."
- > "Oh... eh."
- Back to Hellboy and Blitzo
- > "Yup, best in the busines- holy shit!!!"
- Cyborg-Gorilla jumps down and grabs Hellboy by the waist as he begins slamming him against the ground
- > "Let go of me you damn dirty ape!"
- > "Oh fuck this!"
- Blizto takes off, leaving Hellboy behind to the Cyborg Gorilla
- > "Blizto you goddamn pu- ARGH! You furry freak c'mere!"
- Blizto keeps running down the hallway as the intercoms plays over, its Herman Von Klempt
- "Ah yez, You would be de leader of theze... demons I assume? Quite wunderful test subjects they a provin', resistant to harm, quick to heal, I could make wonderful progress with them. Ah, but mores the merry as they say. Make sure to leave him alive. But maiming is allowed."
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- continued
- Around Blizto, screeching and hollering is heard as Cyborg chimps descend from around him and begin to chase him down.
- "Nopenopenopenopenopenopenope! Fuck this island! Fuck it straight in the ass!"
- Pulls out Cellphone to call home, but then drops it
- > "Goddamit Blitzo you clumsy bitch!"
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