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- from /hhg/ - Hazbin Hotel General Thread #181 & #438
- this is a darkest dungeon crossover with hazbin hotel. have fun with this
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- from the last Thread
- as I said before, I am not good at this.
- The Abomination: he will look like his beast form
- The Bounty Hunter: he will look the same from the outside but if you take his mask off... he have a hawk head/face and his body is a boar.
- The Man-at-Arms: A cyclops demon with little horns on his head.
- The Shieldbreaker: half woman half snake, like sir pen.
- The Flagellant: He a North American desert horned lizards demon
- The Plague Doctor: a crow demon, the mask become her face.
- like this: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=328486028&searchtext=
- The Occultist: I think he just look like himself because he got the whole hell thing already figured out
- The Leper: he be something like a zombie demon
- The Jester: his jester outfit will be his body (because I can't think anything for him)
- the Houndmaster: I have no idea, he is the only good guy in the game.
- The Crusader: He is his armor now, a cursed set of armor.
- the Highwayman: he will be the same but with out a head, A headless demon
- that... all I have. and I know there some missing here like Mesketeer, Grave Robber, Arbalest, Antiquarian, Hellion, and Vestal.
- I'm so sorry if you feel disappointed at this, if you got better ideas about how the darkest dungeon characters will look like in Hazbin Hotel. Tell us/make one.
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- oh man, I have an idea for The Jester. what if The Jester uses his Finale on an exterminator?... just imagine it
- >you are a low life demon who got stuck outside of the purge
- >you are running for your life
- >angels are killing demons left and right, one angel see you
- >made a mad dash to an alleyway, hoping you can lose it
- >but no matter how hard you try, it's always behind you
- >you keep trying and trying to get an alway from it... but
- >Dead End
- >you at a dead-end, you look around frantically, trying to find the exit to get out of this
- >...there no way to escape this, no hope at all...
- >you turn around to face your maker, ready to make peace with god
- >the exterminator ready his spear, lift it up to your head.
- >as he about to thrust it through your head, you hear... Jingle bell?
- >the exterminator hears it as well
- >you see a Jester, calmly walk towards the angels with a Sickle & Lute
- >the exterminator turns around to face him
- >both of you were confused by this
- >before the exterminator can move, The Jester Bow at the angels and...
- >A spear appears in the Jester body & the angel's body at the same time
- >the spear's disappeared into thin air as the angel drops dead on the spot
- >"Truly amusing..."
- >that all The Jester said before walking off into the darkness
- >now you are alone with a dead exterminator at your feet with a thought in your head
- >who the hell was that guy?
- got this idea from "Heart of Darkness is killed in one shot by Jester"
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- What if the Ancestor from Darkest Dungeon went to Hazbin Hell?
- Just imagine he ends up with the Von Elderitch family and he annoys everyone by dramatically narrating everything he does.
- >"Awaking from my dark slumber, I made my way to the fridge. I looked deep within its bitter cold depths only to find that the sweet nectar of processed dairy had vanished into the void beyond the stars."
- >"The great Eldritch horror known as Helsa suddenly shuffled behind me towards the coffee pot, her icy stare piercing my back like an assassins blade in a dark room. Perhaps she was the key to to unlocking the great mystery of the missing dairy".
- >Helsa doesn't even look up from the coffee pot. "You drank the last of it yesterday you verbose jackass".
- >"The great unknowable secret revealed, the universe is thrown out of balance, a parallel to my grimly unbalanced breakfast. For my cereal must sit dry, deprived of the bovines gift".
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- Here's a question, if the Ancestor was in HH's version of Hell, would that mean that YHVH's too busy fuffing about with the divine equivalent of stepping on ants to worry about the Heart of Darkness and The Sleeper?
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- YHVH would be most likely busy with keeping the comic horrors at bay if the two universes would be merged.
- And the sleeper and Heart of Darkness were what slipped through the cracks
- And perhaps he is the "Light" that the Crusaders and Vestals are worshipping, though, the creators of Darkest Dungeon said that rather than actual God, The Light is a manifestation of collevtive human will to survive against all odds of cosmic horror.
- I don't know though how doe sthat relates to Ancestor beign in Hazbin Hell directly but considering what he pyulled off in his lifetime, i think it's safe to assume he'd mop the floor with Alastor.
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