[NEETPone] Floorb's inner thoughts, by nervousGoofball

>Be Anon
>Hanging out in your room in hoersworld
>Life here isn't so bad
>In fact it's gotten better recently
>Since you and your roommate hooked up
>It was kind of inevitable
>Two sexually frustrated outcast virgins kept in close quarters
>Who find each other exotic
>And now your dick is sore
>Not that you're complaining
>Actually you kind of wish you had some guy friends you could brag about it to
>Even though that seems like kind of a teenage dudebrah thing
>Hey brah, you look like you just got a blowjob!
>I did!
>Fukken-A!
>That isn't you
>But having just gotten blown does make you feel closer to that than you ever have in your life
>More manly than usual
>Not that you feel unmanly most of the time
>But today is different
>You haven't bothered to put your pants back on, and are sitting bare-assed in front of your computer
>And you still have half a chub thinking about it


>To be fair it was a sloppy, too long, toothy blowjob
>Which would have gone much quicker if she hadn't been so averse to you fucking her face a little
>Not that you wanted to make her gag
>Well, maybe part of you did
>You did think it was hot when she did
>And she pushed you back right away
>But she seemed pretty satisfied when you came in her mouth
>Even if it took 20 min, and she was rubbing her jaw after
>And now your dick is sore from her teeth rubbing against you the whole time
>But fuck, it was worth it
>You got a blowjob for the first time in your life
>She swallowed, and even ran her tongue up your shaft to get the last drops out after you came
>And it's something you want in your fuckig life from now on
>Just without the teeth, which you're sure can be worked out
>You already sent her a little message saying "You're awesome!"
>And she responded with a blushing emoji
>But that isn't enough
>You gotta do something to show her how much you appreciate her
>Think
>She like comics
>You type "comic book stores, Ponyville" into the search bar
>One result actually in Ponyville, and not all that far away
>Galaxy Girls Comics
>You have a few bits
>Maybe take her out and get some comics for the two of you to read together?
>Show some interest in what she's into?
>You like comics, but you have no idea what's worthwhile here
>And she draws
>She's got to have some perspective on what's interesting in the Equestrian comic industry
>You walk out of your room, across the living room to her half open door
>Shit, you're still not wearing pants
>Fuck it


"Hey, Floor," you say, "Is Galaxy Girls any good?"
>The sound of her hooves on the keyboard stops and she replies, "They stay in business selling mainstream stuff to colts and fillies"
>"But they have some good stuff in the back"
>You can't resist saying:
"So do you."
>"STOP IT!," she yells, trying to sound angry, but failing entirely
"Well I've got some bits burning a hole in my pocket. Think we could find anything worth reading together there?"
>"Yeah, that ought to be easy!"
"Then it's a date!"
>"Oh, a DATE?!," she says. "You know there's a Five Mares right next door."
"I thought you liked Shake Shack better"
>"I do, but Five Mares is good, too"
>You have enough bits to cover that, so done deal
>But you are surprised
>From the autistic screeching you've seen on ponynet it seems like most ponies have pretty strong feelings about where they get their hayburgers
>You've been going to Shake Shack because you thought she liked that best
"Whatever you want, Floorb"
>She appears in the doorway, feigning a mad face at you
>"I hate it when you call me that."
"You're so cute when you hate shit."
>She snorts
>She actually snorted at you!
>Pretty fucking cute!
>"Let's go," she says
"Lemmie just put some pants on," you respond
>"Yeah, you probably should. Stallions don't walk around with their junk hanging out, and yours is hanging out most of the time."
>Pants it is!


>Walking into the comic book store shows you Floor isn't entirely alone
>There are some colts and fillies there, sure, with an indulgent parent buying them whatever
>But the mare behind the counter, and the few other pones there
>They don't look all that different than your Floorb, if maybe a little fatter
>Certainly not much better groomed
>And at least one of the grown mares in the shop doesn't seem to have a cutie mark, either
>You hear her talking to the mare behind the counter
>"At a certain point you just become a connoisseur of pop culture, and where does that leave you?," she asks the hefty mare
>"Running a comic book store, if you're lucky," the fat mare laughs
>Then she notices Floor and addresses her, "Floor! Good to see you! It's been a minute!"
>"Yeah," Floor replies, "Good to be back"
>"Who's your friend?," the fat mare asks, giving you a quick glance
>"Anon, meet Tuesday. Tuesday, Anon," Floor manages to state without mumbling
>This is obviously a comfortable environment for her
>"You're hanging out with humans now?," Tuesday asks
>Floor laughs and blushes a little, "Just this one"
>Tuesday's eyes go wide and she whispers, "Coltfriend?"
>Floor blushes a little harder


>"No wonder you haven't been around," Tuesday says in a conspiratorial tone, "Too busy with other things."
>She turns to you and says quickly, "Nice to meet you," then right back to Floor
>"You know that would make a great comic - My Human Coltfriend - an autobiographical black and white... You should totally do it!"
>She continues, "I could easily sell that here. Human stuff is hot right now. It would have to be an... adult title, though."
>Blushing Floor responds, "I don't think I could do that."
>"Well if you COULD I'm sure I could sell it," Tuesday replies. "That's exactly the kind of title my adult customers would be interested in"
>You're a little taken aback
"You want her to do an erotic comic about our relationship?"
>"Adult," Tuesday corrects you, "and autobiographical. But it's be foolish to leave the erotic stuff out."
>She smiles at you and adds, "That's what everypony wants to know about, but is too polite to ever ask."
>Now you're blushing
>She continues, "Interspecies romance is edgy as fuck. Perfect for an indie black and white."
>Floor responds, "I might try a few sketches, but I'd really need to be inspired to actually commit to doing a title."
>"That's a lot of work," she adds
>"Of course it is," Tuesday continues, "Good stuff doesn't just appear out of nowhere."
>"But think about it, Floor: a nerdy mare without a, you know, hooks up with a human coltfriend? In comic book form?"
>"A lot of my customers would eat that up."
>Floor is still blushing, but you're amazed how well she's holding up given Tuesday's frankness
>"I'll think about it," Floor says, then changes the subject, "Any new titles I might like?"
>"In the back," Tuesday responds


>You and Floor are in the back of Galaxy Girls Comics, mindlessly going through indie and adult titles
>Floor speaks up,"She's right. It's a great idea. It's way too embarrassing for me to do, but it would work"
"A comic about our relationship? I don't think it would be all that interesting. We're not the most active couple."
>"That has nothing to do with it," she responds. "Most autobiographic comics are about the authors anxiety and insecurities"
>"I've got plenty of those. Weave that with an interspecies romance and add in a little fucking?"
"That would really be putting yourself out there naked to the world."
>"Yeah," she says, "WAY too terrifying, even in the form of a comic only a few ponies would ever read."
>"But," she continues, "I'm sure there woud be those few who would read it. It IS a good idea, just not for us."
>You sigh in relief
>The idea of other ponies reading about your sex life from Floor's POV in comic form sounds like a nightmare
>Even if it were just a handful of nerdy mares reading it
>You'd be constantly wondering who knew what about you when you walked down the street
"I'm not comfortable with the idea at all"
>"I wouldn't put us through it, don't worry," she says. "But I may have to do a few sketches, regardless."
"I'll give you something to sketch when we get home."
>"What, this morning wasn't enough to hold you off for a while?," she responds, rubbing a hoof against her jaw


>Be Anon
>Home from a little date with Floor
>Reading comics while she sketches
>Over lunch you agreed Five Mares sucks compared to Shake Shack
>But you had a good day out regardless
>You finish the title you were reading and look over at your pone gf
>She's been sketching intensely for almost an hour now
"What are you working on?"
>She blushes and says, "It's a little embarrassing."
"Too embarrassing to show the guy who came in your mouth this morning?"
>"That's kind of what it's about," she replies
"Really?"
>"Yeah. You and me, slice of life, my internal dialog full of self-doubt... Just like the idea Tuesday suggested."
"You're scaring me. I thought you weren't gonna do that."
>"I'm now going to let anypony see it, but I really like the idea."
"You gonna let ME see it?"
>"I guess. Give me a minute to finish up"
>Ten minutes later she shows you her work
>It's several frames of her sucking your cock, from different angles
>The text is her thoughts as she's doing it
>Which reads as follows:
>Well he likes this
>Doesn't taste so bad, kinda like salty milk and coins
>Watch the teeth!
>If I let him he'd totally gag me with this thing
>And get a lapful of puke
>This is taking a while - my jaw is getting sore
>Do I totally suck at this?
>Is he about to?
>Fuck yeah, you did it!
>Swallow!
>Last lick leaves him shaking
>Glad that's over!
>Look at how happy he is!


"Floor, that's actually good."
>Not that you really needed to know her internal dialog while blowing you
>But it is interesting to read a comic about the blowjob you got this morning
>And it's both hot and totally vulnerable at the same time
>Just like your Floorb
"The idea of other ponies seeing this makes me very uncomfortable," you begin
"But it IS compelling as fuck."
>She is all pleased with herself


>Be Floor Bored
>Be completely lost in a piece of art you've been working on in your room
>You've been drawing a lot more recently
>Since Tuesday at the comic shop gave you an idea
>A comic about your relationship with Anon
>A sexy one at that
>But also one that shows the kind of thoughts that run through your head that you wouldn't share with him
>Even though you have a good relationship with a good sex life
>Which is really the focus of what you've been doing lately
>Now you're doing a comic about the time you and Anon did anal
>Which both of you thought was hot in theory
>But in reality it wasn't, at least for you
>How it hurt, but you let him finish anyway
>Hoping he would be quick about it
>Which he was, but you wished it had been quicker
>Or that he hadn't liked it at all and just stopped
>Not that you gave him any indication you weren't enjoying it
>You kept that to yourself, which is kind of the point of the comic
>The stuff a mare thinks but chooses not even to share with her lover
>Because sometimes pleasing him seems more important
>Even if it hurts


>You're working on the last two frames, where you turn to the reader
>And explain that he hasn't tried to do it since, so hopefully he didn't think it was all that big a deal
>But if he asked you'd probably tough it out and let him do it again
>Instead of telling him it was painful and unpleasant for you
>You're down to the lettering when you hear him call from the other room
>"Whatcha doing, Floorb?," he asks, using that annoying pet name he has for you
"When are you gonna stop calling me that?," you ask, trying to make the annoyance clear in your voice
>He appears in your doorway and smiles, "When it stops getting a rise out of you."
"I don't know what it's like where you come from, but here, pissing off your marefriend is something a stallion tries to AVOID doing."
>He continues to smile at you, eyes all shiny
"This is flirting to you, isn't it?"
>He's SO annoying
>But also really cute standing there grinning at you like an idiot
>"More sex comics about us?," he asks, straining to see across the room
"Yeah," you respond, "I'm definitely inspired."
>"So I guess I ought to be proud that sex with me is inspirational?," he says, puffing himself up a little
>He's such a fucking goofball
"Yeah, you should," you say smiling, "I can't remember when I've been this productive... or happy for that matter."
>"But you still don't want me to see it, do you?," he says teasingly
"You know what happens. You were there!"


>"But still you don't want to show it to me. Is it full of pervy secrets you don't want me to know about?"
"I have every intention of letting you know every pervy thing about me over time... You're hardly a kink free zone yourself"
"But Anon," you sigh, "There are things I can draw and write about that I could never put into words with anypony else"
"Not even you. So this allows me to get everything out on paper."
>"So it's kinda like therapy?," he asks
>For an annoying goofball he can be insightful sometimes
"Sort of like that," you say a little guardedly. "It's still something I'm creating, and I can see it getting better."
>"So maybe someday all of Ponyville is going to read about our sex life?"
>There it is
>You KNOW that idea bothers him
>You're creating something based on your intimate life together that COULD be published
>Even if it seems like a one in a million chance
>Then again it doesn't sound all that great to you, either
>It sounds embarrassing beyond belief
>Even if getting your work published WOULD be amazing
"Fat chance," you reply. "But that's not gonna stop me from drawing it."
>"Well then I won't stop inspiring it," he says with a lustful look
"Not now. Go away," you say. "Let me finish this and you can be inspiring later!"