Ballad of the Fifth and Third Fleet Special Groups

“Been around the galaxy twice, talked to everyone once,
I’ve seen two vox fuck, wrestled three unathis, I even know a man in Magnitka with Vodka Blood.
I’ve walked farther, faster, and stealthier than any other mother fucker around.

I’m a hard-bodied, Highly trained, rootin', tootin', shootin', classified, top notch double cap crimping sailor.
There ain’t nothing I can’t do. No sky too high, no sea too rough, no muff too tough.
Learned a lot of lessons in my life. Never turn your back to a big stinkin' rooster.

Traveled on a lot of rigs. Corvettes, Destroyers, Battle cruisers...
Even those stealth motherfuckers that sneak and go BRRRRRRT before they're ever noticed.

Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation is for cowards. I’m a lover, I’m a fighter, I’m a Special Group Sailor. I’ll gallop, crop and pop, then sneak out the back door when the job is done. If you’re feeling froggy, then you better jump because this fleetie has been there, done that and is going back for more.”