Nice Bullshit team :D

Mew @ Leftovers
Ability: Synchronize
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SDef
Calm Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Will-O-Wisp
- Heal Bell
- Taunt

Medicham @ Medichamite
Ability: Pure Power
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SDef / 252 Spd
Jolly Nature
- Fake Out
- Psycho Cut
- High Jump Kick
- Ice Punch

Victini @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Victory Star
EVs: 252 SAtk / 4 SDef / 252 Spd
Modest Nature
- Blue Flare
- Psyshock
- Energy Ball
- Trick

Azelf @ Life Orb
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 SAtk / 4 SDef / 252 Spd
Timid Nature
- Psyshock
- Shadow Ball
- Flamethrower
- Thunderbolt

Slowbro @ Leftovers
Ability: Regenerator
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SAtk
Bold Nature
- Calm Mind
- Scald
- Toxic
- Slack Off

Meloetta @ Assault Vest
Ability: Serene Grace
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SAtk / 4 SDef / 252 Spd
Modest Nature
- Psychic
- Shadow Ball
- Thunderbolt
- Energy Ball