and now all four of the beatles, and yoko, all standing around a giant bathtub and urinating into it. In the bathtub is a lion with its paws glued to the bottom with superglue. As the tub fills up, the lion begins to scream like a human and drown. Each of the beatle's stream of urine is a color coresponding with their sgt. pepper costume, while Yoko's urine is black. They are all naked, except for Ringo whose feet are coveredn in slippers made of the dried, severed nipples of various girls Paul had slept with the week before. Paul is the only one with an erection, and as a result his stream is going upwards and into his eyes, so he's screaming in pain and the others are trying not to laugh. Eventually the lion drowns and they all stop peeing,the streams of urine are replaced with streams of tears as they all start to cry into the bathtub. once the last of the tears have been shed, the bathtub is just millimeters away from overflowing, and they all turn around and walk away in seperate directions, every step they take making a hilarious honking noise. the lion remains, but over the course of months and even years it has reached a strange state of mushiness, semi-preserved by the salty tears and urine. Yoko secretly takes this brew and slips it in the Beatle's drinks, causing them to slowly go insane and turn on each other, thus breaking up the Beatles. The lion's soul gets split in to two when he is reincarnated, the "good half" possesses Linda and the "bad half" becomes the voices inside of John Lennon's killer's head. You know the rest of the story... but what you don't know is that now that the lion has served it's purpose in those two vessles, it has recombined and entered inside of me.

It's now my duty to repeat the cycle... i'm gluing myself to the bathtub as we speak.

Yoko is watching. I'm waiting.