Ceiling Monika

>Ceiling Monika has lived in your ceiling for weeks
>She won't come out because she's too embarrassed to meet you properly
>You thought the Promised Day would be a little less silly
>Whenever you think of other girls another piece of the ceiling drops
>Ceiling Monika please!
>Monika leaves you notes around the house when you're gone
>Eats all of your zebra cakes
>Oh you, ceiling Monika!
>One night you wake up to something poking your head!
>Ceiling Monika rappeled down and gives you a smooch before retreating!
>Get down from there, ceiling Monika!
>You hear muffled giggles
>Ceiling Monika!
>You check what other treats Monika enjoys
>She doesn't like Rollos!
>She doesn't seem to like black licorice!
>She only eats half of the candy canes!
>This of course is ignoring the many regular food items she takes from your fridge daily
>There has to be some way to get her to come out if the ceiling...
>You tap the ceiling with a broom and ask her why she won't come out!
>You hear her scuttle to a different side.
>No luck so far
>I'll get you one of these days Ceiling Monika!
>You buy a large box from the local post office
>You attach an ingenious string and bell trap to it!
>You put a pack of zebra cakes under the box.
>This will get her for sure!
>You go to sleep
>You wake up to the sound of a bell ringing!
>I've got you now, Ceiling Monika!
>The box is down! She must be underneath, trapped with the zebra cakes!
>You lift the box
>Underneath is a box of zebra cakes!
>Huh? A note?
>"Anon, if you wanted to see me in person, you should have just asked! Turn around!"
>You turn around
>Ceiling Monika has once again rappeled down and gives you another smooch before retreating to her ceiling abode!
>Ceiling Monika!
>Well, at least she left you some zebra cakes.
>The box is empty!
>At least you still have another pack in your cupboard!
>She took those too!
>Ceiling Monika!
>Time to get romantic!
>You could never stay mad at Ceiling Monika!
>You think you have... serious feelings for her!
>You put a box of zebra cakes on your dining table
>You attach a note
>" Don't worry, this box is on the house! Just let me have one little pack."
>A little bit of reverse psychology!
>Wait, is that what it would be considered?
>You prepare your reaction time while at work!
>You eagerly come back from work!
>Naturally, you see the opened box on the table!
>Once again with a note!
>While you pick up the note, you quickly turn around!
>Monika is there, and this time she's the startled one!
>She's almost quick enough to-
>Oh no! You've caught her in a pationate smooch!
>You wrap your arms around her!
>You can practically feel her blushing heavily!
>You release her!
>She pauses for a moment
>She wasn't expecting that!
>She covers her face and retreats to the ceiling once again!
>"I didn't expect that, anon!"
>You think she liked it!
>You tell her you love her before going to bed!
>You could swear you heard some kind of response! But you're too tired to fully notice!
>You wake up and turn over to hit the snooze butto-
>M-monika??
>She couldnt have known you worked early today!
>She's been cuddling with you while you sleep!
>"A-anon!"
>You don't know whether to-
>Oh no! You're running late for work!
>Both you and Monika rush out of bed!
>"Anon, I.."
>You tell her you'd love to talk later but you really need to leave!
>"Anon!"
>At work, worried to come back from that awkward exchange!
>In the same way Monika hides from you in the ceiling, you hide from her at work!
>On your way home you decide to buy Monika a note proper gift - a heart necklace!
>You return home anxiously.
>"Monika?"
>The lights are off all through the house.
>You turn the lights on to the kitchen-
>Woah!
>Its a pile of zebra cake boxes that reads "I love you anon!"
>Too cute!
>Oh no! You entered the house so quickly you forgot to turn off the car.
>Silly (You)!
>You leave your present on top of the zebra cake boxes.
>Where did she get the money for that many zebra cakes?
>You return to the house as quickly as the thought escapes your mind.
>The gift! Where is the gift?
>There's a trail of boxes leading to your bedroom!
>"Monika, is this some kind of trick?"
>No response!
>"Monika?"
>You swear you heard some scurrying in the ceiling!
>You make your way to the bedroom.
>It's candle lit!
>It's candle lit?
>On the bed lies your gift!
>You grab it! It's a good thing she didn't open it, otherwise-
>Oh no!
>Its empty!
>But wait, theres a note inside...
>"Look behind-"
>Oh no!
>Monika swings down from the ceiling!
>You turn just in time for Monika to topple you onto the bed in a hug!
>The necklace you bought her flows down from her neck and onto your chest!
>Her soft hair tickles your face and neck!
>Her emerald eyes meet yours intimately!
>"Anon, this is the nicest thing you've gotten me yet!"
>Well, I, you know, I...
>You're so nervous!
>Before you can gain yourself, Monika gives you an enticing smooch!
>"I thought, maybe for tonight... I could spend some more time with you!
>Monika shifts off the top of you and to your side.
>"It's cold in the ceiling, but here with you..."
>She pulls herself in and you meet her. She nuzzles her head under your chin.
>"I'm as cozy as can be."
>As if planned, she brings a blanket from the side of the bed over and covers the both of you.
>She hands you a zebra cake.
>You both share a packet of zebra cakes and snuggle until sleepiness takes the best of you.
>Snuggling with Ceiling Monika!
>Sleeping with Monika!
>I love you, Ceiling Monika!