YOU ARE A PAINTER OF TINY FIGURINES

The first log entry says that the browser executed a downloaded
file as JavaScript, even though the MIME type of the file was
text/html. Here’s a life tip: when you’re confused about what
something is, DON’T EXECUTE IT TO DISCOVER MORE
CLUES. This is like observing that your next-door neighbor
is a creepy, bedraggled man with weird eyes, and then you start
falling asleep on his doorstep using a chloroform rag as a pillow,
just to make sure that he’s not going to tie you to a radiator and
force you to paint tiny figurines. Here’s how your life story ends:
YOU ARE A PAINTER OF TINY FIGURINES.

https://www.usenix.org/system/files/1403_02-08_mickens.pdf