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  3. Subtitles by explosiveskull
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  7. Oh, shit!
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  11. Shit.
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  15. Max?
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  19. Norma?
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  23. This girl is how old?
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  27. 23.
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  31. Ah wow, that is...
  32. even for Jack.
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  36. Yeah well, he's in LA.
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  40. 23 is like, you
  41. know, fossilized.
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  44. 00:03:20,848 --> 00:03:22,850
  45. He's become
  46. that guy, you know,
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  50. the one you see with
  51. some teenage girl,
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  54. 00:03:24,653 --> 00:03:26,786
  55. think he's a father
  56. with his daughter
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  59. 00:03:26,788 --> 00:03:28,488
  60. until he like, kisses
  61. her on the mouth
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  65. or smacks her ass.
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  69. Then you don't know whether
  70. to call Family Services
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  73. 00:03:31,293 --> 00:03:32,826
  74. or just call him an asshole.
  75.  
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  78. Yeah, an asshole who's
  79. getting 23-year-old pussy.
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  82. 00:03:34,930 --> 00:03:36,363
  83. Is it that much better?
  84.  
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  87. Yeah it's something
  88. that every man covets.
  89.  
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  91. 00:03:38,233 --> 00:03:41,300
  92. Why, because it makes your
  93. dick feel less geriatric?
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  96. 00:03:41,302 --> 00:03:42,703
  97. That's right.
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  101. Um, excuse me, what kind
  102. of tequila do you have?
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  106. The one with the worm.
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  110. Jesus.
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  114. It is a college bar,
  115. what do you want?
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  119. Fine, I'll take
  120. that on the rocks.
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  124. No worm.
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  128. Hi, yes, sorry.
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  132. What cabernets do you have?
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  136. The red one.
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  140. I will take it.
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  144. Embarrassing.
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  148. I cannot believe we drank here.
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  152. You practically slept here.
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  155. 00:04:07,429 --> 00:04:08,961
  156. That I did.
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  159. 00:04:08,963 --> 00:04:11,165
  160. Remember Funny Hat Fridays?
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  164. Ah, I was always the pirate.
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  168. Oh, you were.
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  172. So what do you
  173. think the note said?
  174.  
  175. 41
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  177. Probably "Sorry I bailed,
  178. sorry I made you fly
  179.  
  180. 42
  181. 00:04:23,678 --> 00:04:25,779
  182. "800 miles to my funeral
  183. in the middle of Larry's
  184.  
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  186. 00:04:25,781 --> 00:04:26,846
  187. "fucking busy season."
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  191. No, I mean about his wife.
  192.  
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  195. Like do people say
  196. why or just goodbye?
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  200. I don't know.
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  204. It probably just said "Fuck
  205. you, I win, love Max."
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  209. Oh come on.
  210.  
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  213. Good luck finishing
  214. a crossword puzzle.
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  218. Oh my god, totally.
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  222. Who does Sundays in pen?
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  226. So aggressive.
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  230. By the way, I'm so
  231. sorry about your mom.
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  235. But I...
  236.  
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  239. Ah, well, that's what
  240. happens when you have
  241.  
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  244. a gastric bypass at 70,
  245. become a late-life alcoholic.
  246.  
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  249. Thought I'd get a jump
  250. on it.
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  254. Hey, is Paulie coming?
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  258. Yeah, apparently.
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  262. Fuck, now they
  263. decide to make up.
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  267. Oh, be nice.
  268.  
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  271. I am nice, I'm always nice.
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  275. I'm here, aren't I?
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  279. Um, I gave you a 50.
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  283. No, it was a 20.
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  287. Cool.
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  291. Okay you keep the change.
  292.  
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  295. All righty, so when do
  296. we board the fun bus?
  297.  
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  300. Are you kidding me?
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  304. Excuse me, should I...?
  305.  
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  308. ♪ Go you Maple dogs,
  309. take it down the line ♪
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  313. - ♪ With the tails a-flying ♪
  314. - Hey! Bessy!
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  318. ♪ We will beat you
  319. just in time to ♪
  320.  
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  323. ♪ Boom, have a drink, have
  324. a drink, drink, drink ♪
  325.  
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  328. Hug it up, hug it up.
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  332. Hey, oh me too!
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  336. Oh my god it fell all out.
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  340. Sorry, I can
  341. taste my teeth.
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  345. Mmm, it's airplane pretzels
  346. and house red,
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  349. 00:06:05,314 --> 00:06:07,546
  350. and the recycled air, and the
  351. breathing other people's farts
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  355. for four hours.
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  359. Haha, for JFK?
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  363. Yeah, two on the
  364. runway, two in the air.
  365.  
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  368. It wasn't that bad.
  369.  
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  372. Oh, you were
  373. in first class.
  374.  
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  376. 00:06:14,255 --> 00:06:15,320
  377. Well, people fart
  378. in first class.
  379.  
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  382. So how are you?
  383.  
  384. 88
  385. 00:06:16,492 --> 00:06:18,558
  386. Oh, it's been like
  387. a really long time.
  388.  
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  390. 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:19,659
  391. Your wedding.
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  395. No.
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  399. No, no, there was that
  400. winter in New York.
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  404. Oh god, that was like...
  405.  
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  408. Years... ago.
  409.  
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  412. I know, I know.
  413.  
  414. 95
  415. 00:06:26,435 --> 00:06:27,834
  416. And I've been meaning to...
  417. and you have kids now,
  418.  
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  420. 00:06:27,836 --> 00:06:29,668
  421. oh my god, so cute.
  422.  
  423. 97
  424. 00:06:29,670 --> 00:06:31,404
  425. You post all those
  426. great pictures.
  427.  
  428. 98
  429. 00:06:31,406 --> 00:06:32,572
  430. Yeah, thanks.
  431.  
  432. 99
  433. 00:06:32,574 --> 00:06:34,640
  434. And thank you for the flowers.
  435.  
  436. 100
  437. 00:06:34,642 --> 00:06:38,647
  438. It's too bad you couldn't
  439. make it to either baby shower.
  440.  
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  442. 00:06:39,814 --> 00:06:42,848
  443. It was like, impossible
  444. to leave town
  445.  
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  448. with like life stuff and
  449. work, it's been insane.
  450.  
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  453. For the last six years?
  454.  
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  456. 00:06:49,858 --> 00:06:50,858
  457. I'll have a white wine.
  458.  
  459. 105
  460. 00:06:51,259 --> 00:06:54,527
  461. So, suburban life, how's that?
  462.  
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  464. 00:06:54,529 --> 00:06:56,329
  465. Very good, we're managing.
  466.  
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  469. Managing, sounds promising.
  470.  
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  473. How's your man Chad?
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  476. 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:00,632
  477. -Brad.
  478.  
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  480. 00:07:00,634 --> 00:07:01,702
  481. Brad.
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  484. 00:07:01,704 --> 00:07:03,269
  485. So what is it like, uh,
  486.  
  487. 112
  488. 00:07:03,271 --> 00:07:06,005
  489. the playdate soccer
  490. practices, dinners at six?
  491.  
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  493. 00:07:06,007 --> 00:07:07,373
  494. Actually I enjoy it.
  495.  
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  498. It's the most important
  499. job I've ever had.
  500.  
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  503. Good, 'cause
  504. nothing's as important
  505.  
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  507. 00:07:12,247 --> 00:07:14,113
  508. like a four bedroom
  509. Tudor in Connecticut.
  510.  
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  513. Better than herpes on
  514. a Grateful Dead poncho.
  515.  
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  517. 00:07:16,185 --> 00:07:17,552
  518. ♪ Anyway ♪
  519.  
  520. 119
  521. 00:07:17,853 --> 00:07:20,486
  522. That poncho was handcrafted
  523. in the fucking Appalachians.
  524.  
  525. 120
  526. 00:07:20,488 --> 00:07:23,223
  527. So, how's the job, Elaine?
  528.  
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  531. Oh, be awesome if I
  532. don't wanna kill myself
  533.  
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  536. by 9:15 in the morning.
  537.  
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  540. And I didn't
  541. give you herpes.
  542.  
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  544. 00:07:27,562 --> 00:07:28,461
  545. Well somebody did.
  546.  
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  548. 00:07:28,463 --> 00:07:29,865
  549. And, cut!
  550.  
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  553. Sylvia, hi.
  554.  
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  556. 00:07:33,334 --> 00:07:35,769
  557. I'm just kidding,
  558. the lighting was terrible.
  559.  
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  562. Oh, you poor thing,
  563. I am so sorry.
  564.  
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  567. Oh, and I did not mean
  568. that thing I just said.
  569.  
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  571. 00:07:41,175 --> 00:07:42,442
  572. I'm so sorry about Max.
  573.  
  574. 131
  575. 00:07:42,444 --> 00:07:44,713
  576. But I remember
  577. that poncho.
  578.  
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  581. Oh god, uh.
  582.  
  583. 133
  584. 00:07:47,048 --> 00:07:48,615
  585. Once a filmmaker,
  586. always a filmmaker, huh?
  587.  
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  589. 00:07:48,617 --> 00:07:50,050
  590. Oh yeah, I guess so.
  591.  
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  593. 00:07:50,052 --> 00:07:51,584
  594. Sorry, can you
  595. delete that?
  596.  
  597. 136
  598. 00:07:51,586 --> 00:07:53,786
  599. How does that, like work?
  600.  
  601. 137
  602. 00:07:53,788 --> 00:07:55,055
  603. I mean it's not exactly L.A.
  604.  
  605. 138
  606. 00:07:55,057 --> 00:07:56,623
  607. - Larry.
  608. - at least the herpes part...
  609.  
  610. 139
  611. 00:07:56,625 --> 00:07:58,257
  612. - I don't actually have...
  613. - No, it's not, is it?
  614.  
  615. 140
  616. 00:07:58,259 --> 00:08:00,060
  617. But I just, you know,
  618. I still like to dabble.
  619.  
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  621. 00:08:00,327 --> 00:08:01,894
  622. ...I mean it's not contagious.
  623.  
  624. 142
  625. 00:08:01,896 --> 00:08:03,796
  626. That'll
  627. be eight dollars.
  628.  
  629. 143
  630. 00:08:03,798 --> 00:08:05,231
  631. Sorry.
  632.  
  633. 144
  634. 00:08:05,233 --> 00:08:07,132
  635. My country's overrun
  636. with psychotherapists
  637.  
  638. 145
  639. 00:08:07,134 --> 00:08:11,236
  640. and Max, you know, he
  641. liked academic life.
  642.  
  643. 146
  644. 00:08:11,238 --> 00:08:12,938
  645. He was the breadwinner, so.
  646.  
  647. 147
  648. 00:08:12,940 --> 00:08:15,875
  649. Oh please, I think we'd
  650. all love to get away,
  651.  
  652. 148
  653. 00:08:15,877 --> 00:08:17,379
  654. move to Iowa, or...
  655.  
  656. 149
  657. 00:08:17,879 --> 00:08:18,812
  658. Wisconsin.
  659.  
  660. 150
  661. 00:08:18,814 --> 00:08:19,978
  662. Or Wisconsin.
  663.  
  664. 151
  665. 00:08:19,980 --> 00:08:21,649
  666. 30 miles from nowhere.
  667.  
  668. 152
  669. 00:08:22,617 --> 00:08:25,051
  670. Exactly, I mean if
  671. I never saw another
  672.  
  673. 153
  674. 00:08:25,053 --> 00:08:27,620
  675. six-inch cockroach
  676. in the subway.
  677.  
  678. 154
  679. 00:08:27,622 --> 00:08:29,923
  680. Oh, no cockroaches here.
  681.  
  682. 155
  683. 00:08:29,925 --> 00:08:31,192
  684. The cold kills them.
  685.  
  686. 156
  687. 00:08:32,693 --> 00:08:36,094
  688. And it's so civilized and quiet.
  689.  
  690. 157
  691. 00:08:36,096 --> 00:08:38,033
  692. Just you and the great outdoors.
  693.  
  694. 158
  695. 00:08:40,235 --> 00:08:42,704
  696. Well,
  697. it certainly is now.
  698.  
  699. 159
  700. 00:08:43,638 --> 00:08:47,040
  701. Sylvia, I'm so sorry
  702. about Max, it's just...
  703.  
  704. 160
  705. 00:08:47,042 --> 00:08:47,940
  706. Awful.
  707.  
  708. 161
  709. 00:08:47,942 --> 00:08:48,874
  710. Terrible.
  711.  
  712. 162
  713. 00:08:48,876 --> 00:08:49,944
  714. It's so sad.
  715.  
  716. 163
  717. 00:08:50,144 --> 00:08:51,544
  718. Do you want a drink?
  719.  
  720. 164
  721. 00:08:51,546 --> 00:08:53,949
  722. Oh, no, no, no, I
  723. can't, I can't really.
  724.  
  725. 165
  726. 00:08:54,948 --> 00:08:55,983
  727. So what happened?
  728.  
  729. 166
  730. 00:08:56,418 --> 00:08:58,852
  731. Unless you don't...
  732. I mean, if it's private...
  733.  
  734. 167
  735. 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:00,987
  736. We should probably get
  737. Paul and head north
  738.  
  739. 168
  740. 00:09:00,989 --> 00:09:02,291
  741. before it gets dark.
  742.  
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  744. 00:09:02,724 --> 00:09:03,757
  745. Sure.
  746.  
  747. 170
  748. 00:09:03,759 --> 00:09:04,992
  749. Oh. Wait, what about Jack?
  750.  
  751. 171
  752. 00:09:04,994 --> 00:09:06,892
  753. Oh, they missed their flight.
  754.  
  755. 172
  756. 00:09:06,894 --> 00:09:08,462
  757. They?
  758.  
  759. 173
  760. 00:09:08,464 --> 00:09:11,433
  761. His girlfriend Amber,
  762. apparently she's coming too.
  763.  
  764. 174
  765. 00:09:11,732 --> 00:09:12,801
  766. Sweet.
  767.  
  768. 175
  769. 00:09:26,948 --> 00:09:27,980
  770. Yo!
  771.  
  772. 176
  773. 00:09:27,982 --> 00:09:30,249
  774. Smally Pauly!
  775.  
  776. 177
  777. 00:09:31,485 --> 00:09:32,354
  778. Hi!
  779.  
  780. 178
  781. 00:09:33,522 --> 00:09:34,621
  782. Get over here!
  783.  
  784. 179
  785. 00:09:34,623 --> 00:09:35,521
  786. I...
  787.  
  788. 180
  789. 00:09:35,523 --> 00:09:36,355
  790. Your bag.
  791.  
  792. 181
  793. 00:09:36,357 --> 00:09:37,225
  794. Uh, yeah.
  795.  
  796. 182
  797. 00:09:38,927 --> 00:09:39,961
  798. I'm just...
  799.  
  800. 183
  801. 00:09:43,899 --> 00:09:44,966
  802. Hi.
  803.  
  804. 184
  805. 00:09:45,767 --> 00:09:47,098
  806. You look great, Paul.
  807.  
  808. 185
  809. 00:09:47,100 --> 00:09:48,533
  810. Oh, totally, dude.
  811.  
  812. 186
  813. 00:09:48,535 --> 00:09:50,502
  814. Starving social worker
  815. thing looks good on you.
  816.  
  817. 187
  818. 00:09:50,504 --> 00:09:51,573
  819. Larry.
  820.  
  821. 188
  822. 00:09:52,006 --> 00:09:53,973
  823. What, I'm saying, fancy
  824. dinners make you fucking fat.
  825.  
  826. 189
  827. 00:09:53,975 --> 00:09:55,142
  828. You look awesome.
  829.  
  830. 190
  831. 00:09:55,144 --> 00:09:57,444
  832. So, how's the practice?
  833.  
  834. 191
  835. 00:09:57,446 --> 00:10:00,115
  836. Oh yeah, reporting
  837. live, shrink good.
  838.  
  839. 192
  840. 00:10:00,381 --> 00:10:02,748
  841. No, no, that was
  842. a slow news day.
  843.  
  844. 193
  845. 00:10:02,750 --> 00:10:05,050
  846. Max would have killed
  847. for a story like that.
  848.  
  849. 194
  850. 00:10:05,052 --> 00:10:06,518
  851. It was about the center, not me.
  852.  
  853. 195
  854. 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:08,387
  855. You're still a big
  856. deal though, huh?
  857.  
  858. 196
  859. 00:10:08,389 --> 00:10:09,622
  860. Well no.
  861.  
  862. 197
  863. 00:10:09,624 --> 00:10:11,590
  864. Yeah, yeah if it's on
  865. NPR it's a big deal.
  866.  
  867. 198
  868. 00:10:11,592 --> 00:10:14,262
  869. Trust me I had to hear
  870. enough about it to know.
  871.  
  872. 199
  873. 00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:30,743
  874. ...but sometimes,
  875. these studies have
  876.  
  877. 200
  878. 00:10:30,745 --> 00:10:32,545
  879. unintended consequences.
  880.  
  881. 201
  882. 00:10:32,547 --> 00:10:35,983
  883. There are casualties,
  884. psychologically speaking.
  885.  
  886. 202
  887. 00:10:35,985 --> 00:10:37,249
  888. Well I don't get
  889. it, why would anyone...
  890.  
  891. 203
  892. 00:10:37,251 --> 00:10:38,350
  893. This was a dedicated student
  894.  
  895. 204
  896. 00:10:38,352 --> 00:10:40,152
  897. wanting to please a professor.
  898.  
  899. 205
  900. 00:10:40,154 --> 00:10:42,022
  901. Even stayed at the
  902. house for a time.
  903.  
  904. 206
  905. 00:10:42,024 --> 00:10:44,190
  906. Jesus, sounds like
  907. a fucking prisoner.
  908.  
  909. 207
  910. 00:10:44,192 --> 00:10:46,161
  911. Oh, no.
  912.  
  913. 208
  914. 00:10:46,427 --> 00:10:47,627
  915. No, no.
  916.  
  917. 209
  918. 00:10:47,629 --> 00:10:50,595
  919. It was just images that
  920. might be disturbing
  921.  
  922. 210
  923. 00:10:50,597 --> 00:10:52,799
  924. to people with
  925. certain constitutions.
  926.  
  927. 211
  928. 00:10:52,801 --> 00:10:53,867
  929. But nothing tactile.
  930.  
  931. 212
  932. 00:10:53,869 --> 00:10:55,435
  933. So what happened?
  934.  
  935. 213
  936. 00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:58,838
  937. Well I mean he failed,
  938. pathologically speaking.
  939.  
  940. 214
  941. 00:10:58,840 --> 00:10:59,906
  942. Did he quit?
  943.  
  944. 215
  945. 00:10:59,908 --> 00:11:01,174
  946. He disappeared.
  947.  
  948. 216
  949. 00:11:01,176 --> 00:11:03,410
  950. And I mean just gone
  951. without a trace.
  952.  
  953. 217
  954. 00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:05,511
  955. The university opened
  956. an investigation
  957.  
  958. 218
  959. 00:11:05,513 --> 00:11:08,013
  960. so they canceled
  961. all Max's classes,
  962.  
  963. 219
  964. 00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:09,781
  965. his grants dried up overnight.
  966.  
  967. 220
  968. 00:11:09,783 --> 00:11:12,184
  969. I mean as you know,
  970. Paul, an incomplete study
  971.  
  972. 221
  973. 00:11:12,186 --> 00:11:13,719
  974. is a useless one.
  975.  
  976. 222
  977. 00:11:13,721 --> 00:11:14,853
  978. Whoah.
  979.  
  980. 223
  981. 00:11:14,855 --> 00:11:15,854
  982. Whoah!
  983.  
  984. 224
  985. 00:11:15,856 --> 00:11:17,556
  986. Oh my god.
  987.  
  988. 225
  989. 00:11:17,558 --> 00:11:18,223
  990. What was that?
  991.  
  992. 226
  993. 00:11:18,225 --> 00:11:19,158
  994. Should we stop?
  995.  
  996. 227
  997. 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:20,594
  998. No, gross, no.
  999.  
  1000. 228
  1001. 00:11:20,596 --> 00:11:22,395
  1002. We got a lot of
  1003. stray dogs out here.
  1004.  
  1005. 229
  1006. 00:11:22,397 --> 00:11:24,030
  1007. I'm sorry, I'm not good with...
  1008.  
  1009. 230
  1010. 00:11:24,032 --> 00:11:25,398
  1011. Blood, yeah we know.
  1012.  
  1013. 231
  1014. 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:26,666
  1015. With the economy,
  1016. people just
  1017.  
  1018. 232
  1019. 00:11:26,668 --> 00:11:28,003
  1020. stopped caring for them.
  1021.  
  1022. 233
  1023. 00:11:29,537 --> 00:11:31,371
  1024. But they do what they
  1025. have to do to survive...
  1026.  
  1027. 234
  1028. 00:11:31,373 --> 00:11:32,272
  1029. -So sad.
  1030.  
  1031. 235
  1032. 00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:33,475
  1033. ...until they don't.
  1034.  
  1035. 236
  1036. 00:11:34,475 --> 00:11:36,642
  1037. Okay, so how did Max
  1038. do it, did you say?
  1039.  
  1040. 237
  1041. 00:11:36,644 --> 00:11:38,243
  1042. - Larry.
  1043. - Dude, come on.
  1044.  
  1045. 238
  1046. 00:11:38,245 --> 00:11:40,879
  1047. A 1911 Colt 45.
  1048.  
  1049. 239
  1050. 00:11:40,881 --> 00:11:43,550
  1051. I mean, I don't know from guns,
  1052.  
  1053. 240
  1054. 00:11:43,552 --> 00:11:46,288
  1055. but that's what
  1056. the police told me.
  1057.  
  1058. 241
  1059. 00:11:47,154 --> 00:11:49,289
  1060. I'm so sorry, Sylvia.
  1061.  
  1062. 242
  1063. 00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:50,823
  1064. I'm glad we could be here.
  1065.  
  1066. 243
  1067. 00:11:50,825 --> 00:11:52,224
  1068. We all are.
  1069.  
  1070. 244
  1071. 00:11:52,226 --> 00:11:54,762
  1072. Those college years
  1073. meant the world to Max.
  1074.  
  1075. 245
  1076. 00:11:55,297 --> 00:11:58,466
  1077. You guys, the McHale Hall Crew.
  1078.  
  1079. 246
  1080. 00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:01,602
  1081. It was the closest he
  1082. ever got to family.
  1083.  
  1084. 247
  1085. 00:12:03,303 --> 00:12:06,039
  1086. I think he always
  1087. knew that you guys
  1088.  
  1089. 248
  1090. 00:12:06,041 --> 00:12:07,475
  1091. would be there in the end.
  1092.  
  1093. 249
  1094. 00:12:40,042 --> 00:12:41,074
  1095. I can't believe it.
  1096.  
  1097. 250
  1098. 00:12:41,076 --> 00:12:43,209
  1099. It looks exactly the same.
  1100.  
  1101. 251
  1102. 00:12:43,211 --> 00:12:44,546
  1103. Ah, the memories.
  1104.  
  1105. 252
  1106. 00:12:44,745 --> 00:12:46,278
  1107. This is very <i>Big Chill.</i>
  1108.  
  1109. 253
  1110. 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:47,546
  1111. Please, those people
  1112. were like a hundred.
  1113.  
  1114. 254
  1115. 00:12:47,548 --> 00:12:49,215
  1116. Ooh, we're
  1117. like a hundred.
  1118.  
  1119. 255
  1120. 00:12:49,217 --> 00:12:50,784
  1121. And didn't they all
  1122. sleep together?
  1123.  
  1124. 256
  1125. 00:12:51,219 --> 00:12:52,285
  1126. Did they?
  1127.  
  1128. 257
  1129. 00:12:52,287 --> 00:12:53,953
  1130. I don't know, I'm assuming.
  1131.  
  1132. 258
  1133. 00:12:53,955 --> 00:12:55,222
  1134. Don't they always?
  1135.  
  1136. 259
  1137. 00:12:55,224 --> 00:12:56,623
  1138. Don't forget to
  1139. sign the guestbook.
  1140.  
  1141. 260
  1142. 00:12:56,625 --> 00:12:59,059
  1143. Even in death, Max would
  1144. wanna know who was here.
  1145.  
  1146. 261
  1147. 00:12:59,061 --> 00:13:01,196
  1148. He was always a
  1149. stickler for detail.
  1150.  
  1151. 262
  1152. 00:13:01,763 --> 00:13:04,600
  1153. He's not asking for
  1154. a fucking cheek swab.
  1155.  
  1156. 263
  1157. 00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:09,502
  1158. Anyhoo, I put you
  1159. all in the loft.
  1160.  
  1161. 264
  1162. 00:13:09,504 --> 00:13:11,637
  1163. Paul and Larry can
  1164. take the twins.
  1165.  
  1166. 265
  1167. 00:13:11,639 --> 00:13:14,239
  1168. Bess, you and Elaine
  1169. can share the queen,
  1170.  
  1171. 266
  1172. 00:13:14,241 --> 00:13:15,742
  1173. you're good friends.
  1174.  
  1175. 267
  1176. 00:13:15,744 --> 00:13:17,477
  1177. And I put Jack and his
  1178. girlfriend in the back bedroom.
  1179.  
  1180. 268
  1181. 00:13:17,479 --> 00:13:18,980
  1182. Pssh, per usual.
  1183.  
  1184. 269
  1185. 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,748
  1186. Max's mother and I will
  1187. be in the main house
  1188.  
  1189. 270
  1190. 00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:22,949
  1191. if you need anything.
  1192.  
  1193. 271
  1194. 00:13:22,951 --> 00:13:24,383
  1195. Oh, I didn't know
  1196. Norma was living here.
  1197.  
  1198. 272
  1199. 00:13:24,385 --> 00:13:25,852
  1200. She's been staying
  1201. here year-round
  1202.  
  1203. 273
  1204. 00:13:25,854 --> 00:13:27,453
  1205. for the last few months now.
  1206.  
  1207. 274
  1208. 00:13:27,455 --> 00:13:29,525
  1209. She was having some...
  1210.  
  1211. 275
  1212. 00:13:30,725 --> 00:13:35,127
  1213. confusion, and Max
  1214. was always fascinated
  1215.  
  1216. 276
  1217. 00:13:35,129 --> 00:13:36,561
  1218. by the aging process,
  1219.  
  1220. 277
  1221. 00:13:36,563 --> 00:13:41,370
  1222. so she's here but her
  1223. mental state is not.
  1224.  
  1225. 278
  1226. 00:13:41,602 --> 00:13:43,136
  1227. Oh wow.
  1228.  
  1229. 279
  1230. 00:13:43,138 --> 00:13:45,139
  1231. But you don't turn
  1232. away family, so.
  1233.  
  1234. 280
  1235. 00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:49,007
  1236. Paul, your father,
  1237. didn't he have...
  1238.  
  1239. 281
  1240. 00:13:49,009 --> 00:13:50,611
  1241. Yeah, it's not easy.
  1242.  
  1243. 282
  1244. 00:14:00,788 --> 00:14:04,225
  1245. Amazing what strain
  1246. does to the human brain.
  1247.  
  1248. 283
  1249. 00:14:06,594 --> 00:14:08,895
  1250. So, uh,
  1251. the kitchen's the same.
  1252.  
  1253. 284
  1254. 00:14:08,897 --> 00:14:10,563
  1255. We're still on well water.
  1256.  
  1257. 285
  1258. 00:14:10,565 --> 00:14:13,766
  1259. The filtration system is
  1260. not what it used to be
  1261.  
  1262. 286
  1263. 00:14:13,768 --> 00:14:16,502
  1264. so you might catch
  1265. a little sediment.
  1266.  
  1267. 287
  1268. 00:14:16,504 --> 00:14:20,305
  1269. It has its own flavor but
  1270. it's drinkable, and oh!
  1271.  
  1272. 288
  1273. 00:14:20,307 --> 00:14:21,342
  1274. - Oh!
  1275. - Ugh.
  1276.  
  1277. 289
  1278. 00:14:22,043 --> 00:14:24,145
  1279. Oh, for goodness sake.
  1280.  
  1281. 290
  1282. 00:14:26,246 --> 00:14:30,885
  1283. Maisy!
  1284.  
  1285. 291
  1286. 00:14:32,187 --> 00:14:36,258
  1287. Maisy, get in here!
  1288.  
  1289. 292
  1290. 00:14:37,392 --> 00:14:38,594
  1291. Oh, that cat.
  1292.  
  1293. 293
  1294. 00:14:45,466 --> 00:14:48,001
  1295. Max used to work out
  1296. here in the guesthouse.
  1297.  
  1298. 294
  1299. 00:14:48,003 --> 00:14:51,271
  1300. Maisy would bring him a
  1301. dead rat every morning.
  1302.  
  1303. 295
  1304. 00:14:51,273 --> 00:14:52,774
  1305. Guess she misses him too.
  1306.  
  1307. 296
  1308. 00:14:53,741 --> 00:14:55,842
  1309. Well anyhoo, it's
  1310. one less rat for you
  1311.  
  1312. 297
  1313. 00:14:55,844 --> 00:14:57,410
  1314. to have to worry about.
  1315.  
  1316. 298
  1317. 00:14:57,412 --> 00:15:00,646
  1318. Okay, so the cellphones,
  1319. they don't work up here.
  1320.  
  1321. 299
  1322. 00:15:00,648 --> 00:15:02,381
  1323. You'll have to use the landline
  1324.  
  1325. 300
  1326. 00:15:02,383 --> 00:15:04,717
  1327. if you wanna make outside calls.
  1328.  
  1329. 301
  1330. 00:15:04,719 --> 00:15:08,353
  1331. I left some menus in case
  1332. you want to order food.
  1333.  
  1334. 302
  1335. 00:15:08,355 --> 00:15:09,555
  1336. There are only two
  1337. or three places
  1338.  
  1339. 303
  1340. 00:15:09,557 --> 00:15:11,190
  1341. that will deliver this far out
  1342.  
  1343. 304
  1344. 00:15:11,192 --> 00:15:14,694
  1345. so I would say Top Ling's
  1346. Chinese is the best of them.
  1347.  
  1348. 305
  1349. 00:15:14,696 --> 00:15:16,561
  1350. Ooh, I'd kill for a pork bun.
  1351.  
  1352. 306
  1353. 00:15:16,563 --> 00:15:18,432
  1354. I remember.
  1355.  
  1356. 307
  1357. 00:15:18,633 --> 00:15:21,968
  1358. Just stay away from
  1359. Caldova Lucha.
  1360.  
  1361. 308
  1362. 00:15:21,970 --> 00:15:23,401
  1363. We're so hard to find
  1364.  
  1365. 309
  1366. 00:15:23,403 --> 00:15:25,972
  1367. and all they have are
  1368. these kids driving.
  1369.  
  1370. 310
  1371. 00:15:25,974 --> 00:15:28,373
  1372. Half of them never even make it.
  1373.  
  1374. 311
  1375. 00:15:28,375 --> 00:15:30,008
  1376. God forbid we had
  1377. a real emergency.
  1378.  
  1379. 312
  1380. 00:15:30,010 --> 00:15:32,846
  1381. We'd be decomposing by the
  1382. time the cops got here.
  1383.  
  1384. 313
  1385. 00:15:39,187 --> 00:15:40,389
  1386. Thank you...
  1387.  
  1388. 314
  1389. 00:15:41,990 --> 00:15:43,488
  1390. All of you, for coming.
  1391.  
  1392. 315
  1393. 00:15:43,490 --> 00:15:45,326
  1394. It means the world to us.
  1395.  
  1396. 316
  1397. 00:15:51,932 --> 00:15:54,334
  1398. Wow, she perked
  1399. right the fuck up.
  1400.  
  1401. 317
  1402. 00:15:54,336 --> 00:15:56,536
  1403. I'm exhausted, no
  1404. wonder he offed himself.
  1405.  
  1406. 318
  1407. 00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:58,036
  1408. She's lonely.
  1409.  
  1410. 319
  1411. 00:15:58,038 --> 00:15:59,939
  1412. She probably hasn't talked
  1413. to anyone in months.
  1414.  
  1415. 320
  1416. 00:15:59,941 --> 00:16:01,708
  1417. Weren't they gonna get a
  1418. divorce 10 years ago?
  1419.  
  1420. 321
  1421. 00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:03,743
  1422. They got married 10 years ago.
  1423.  
  1424. 322
  1425. 00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:04,977
  1426. Exactly.
  1427.  
  1428. 323
  1429. 00:16:04,979 --> 00:16:06,912
  1430. Guys, can we focus on
  1431. food, I'm starving.
  1432.  
  1433. 324
  1434. 00:16:06,914 --> 00:16:09,515
  1435. Wow, does Chinese food in
  1436. Wisconsin <i>not</i> sound good?
  1437.  
  1438. 325
  1439. 00:16:09,517 --> 00:16:12,584
  1440. There's Indian
  1441. here too and Thai.
  1442.  
  1443. 326
  1444. 00:16:12,586 --> 00:16:14,422
  1445. It's the midwest, shouldn't
  1446. there be cheeseburgers?
  1447.  
  1448. 327
  1449. 00:16:14,688 --> 00:16:15,821
  1450. Well, they probably
  1451. don't deliver
  1452.  
  1453. 328
  1454. 00:16:15,823 --> 00:16:17,355
  1455. to the middle of
  1456. fucking nowhere.
  1457.  
  1458. 329
  1459. 00:16:17,357 --> 00:16:18,723
  1460. Oh, come on, you loved it here.
  1461.  
  1462. 330
  1463. 00:16:18,725 --> 00:16:21,728
  1464. You were the slut
  1465. of Chez Lehman.
  1466.  
  1467. 331
  1468. 00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,897
  1469. Was I?
  1470.  
  1471. 332
  1472. 00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:25,866
  1473. It was like
  1474. hunting season, man.
  1475.  
  1476. 333
  1477. 00:16:26,368 --> 00:16:28,300
  1478. Everyone's date was fair game.
  1479.  
  1480. 334
  1481. 00:16:28,302 --> 00:16:29,634
  1482. Grouch much?
  1483.  
  1484. 335
  1485. 00:16:29,636 --> 00:16:31,170
  1486. I'm just saying I
  1487. always drove home
  1488.  
  1489. 336
  1490. 00:16:31,172 --> 00:16:33,573
  1491. with a full pack of condoms
  1492. and an awkward car trip
  1493.  
  1494. 337
  1495. 00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:34,640
  1496. to look forward to.
  1497.  
  1498. 338
  1499. 00:16:36,144 --> 00:16:38,076
  1500. Well dude, you can't spend
  1501. four nights in the woods
  1502.  
  1503. 339
  1504. 00:16:38,078 --> 00:16:41,214
  1505. and spend three of them with
  1506. chicks crying on your shoulder.
  1507.  
  1508. 340
  1509. 00:16:41,216 --> 00:16:43,584
  1510. No one wants to have sex with
  1511. their fucking teddy bear.
  1512.  
  1513. 341
  1514. 00:16:44,051 --> 00:16:45,550
  1515. Yeah, okay.
  1516.  
  1517. 342
  1518. 00:16:45,552 --> 00:16:47,353
  1519. So, dumplings?
  1520.  
  1521. 343
  1522. 00:16:47,355 --> 00:16:48,186
  1523. Yes ma'am.
  1524.  
  1525. 344
  1526. 00:16:48,188 --> 00:16:49,122
  1527. Yes.
  1528.  
  1529. 345
  1530. 00:16:49,124 --> 00:16:50,457
  1531. Okay, if I have to.
  1532.  
  1533. 346
  1534. 00:16:55,062 --> 00:16:56,295
  1535. Uh, not a word.
  1536.  
  1537. 347
  1538. 00:16:56,297 --> 00:16:57,331
  1539. Wait, wait,
  1540. wait, hold on.
  1541.  
  1542. 348
  1543. 00:16:58,131 --> 00:16:59,198
  1544. Not a word.
  1545.  
  1546. 349
  1547. 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,166
  1548. Sure it is.
  1549.  
  1550. 350
  1551. 00:17:00,168 --> 00:17:01,699
  1552. - Meaning?
  1553. - Bruns.
  1554.  
  1555. 351
  1556. 00:17:01,701 --> 00:17:03,603
  1557. I don't know what it means,
  1558. but I know it's a word.
  1559.  
  1560. 352
  1561. 00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:04,737
  1562. We'll never
  1563. know, will we?
  1564.  
  1565. 353
  1566. 00:17:04,739 --> 00:17:06,373
  1567. Not without wifi, we won't.
  1568.  
  1569. 354
  1570. 00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:09,408
  1571. How does a guy with
  1572. a PhD not have a dictionary?
  1573.  
  1574. 355
  1575. 00:17:09,410 --> 00:17:10,676
  1576. Language of the mind.
  1577.  
  1578. 356
  1579. 00:17:10,678 --> 00:17:12,077
  1580. Words are superfluous.
  1581.  
  1582. 357
  1583. 00:17:12,079 --> 00:17:13,613
  1584. As are ethics, apparently.
  1585.  
  1586. 358
  1587. 00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:14,950
  1588. There, there it is.
  1589.  
  1590. 359
  1591. 00:17:15,982 --> 00:17:17,018
  1592. Did you hear that?
  1593.  
  1594. 360
  1595. 00:17:17,352 --> 00:17:18,750
  1596. No.
  1597.  
  1598. 361
  1599. 00:17:18,752 --> 00:17:20,853
  1600. Like a buzzing, I
  1601. keep hearing this hum.
  1602.  
  1603. 362
  1604. 00:17:20,855 --> 00:17:23,323
  1605. Scientists are
  1606. always misunderstood.
  1607.  
  1608. 363
  1609. 00:17:23,325 --> 00:17:24,489
  1610. Like Mengele.
  1611.  
  1612. 364
  1613. 00:17:24,491 --> 00:17:25,624
  1614. I don't hear anything.
  1615.  
  1616. 365
  1617. 00:17:25,626 --> 00:17:26,926
  1618. It's gone now.
  1619.  
  1620. 366
  1621. 00:17:26,928 --> 00:17:28,628
  1622. You seriously equating
  1623. Max with a Nazi?
  1624.  
  1625. 367
  1626. 00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:30,028
  1627. Well, why do you have the
  1628. right to torment people
  1629.  
  1630. 368
  1631. 00:17:30,030 --> 00:17:31,764
  1632. just because you have a
  1633. degree and some funding?
  1634.  
  1635. 369
  1636. 00:17:31,766 --> 00:17:33,032
  1637. They weren't tormenting people,
  1638.  
  1639. 370
  1640. 00:17:33,034 --> 00:17:34,499
  1641. they vet these
  1642. studies, you can't do...
  1643.  
  1644. 371
  1645. 00:17:34,501 --> 00:17:35,468
  1646. Do they thought?
  1647.  
  1648. 372
  1649. 00:17:35,470 --> 00:17:36,538
  1650. There!
  1651.  
  1652. 373
  1653. 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:39,307
  1654. Where'd it go?
  1655.  
  1656. 374
  1657. 00:17:41,209 --> 00:17:43,642
  1658. You know, just because you
  1659. work with the unwashed masses
  1660.  
  1661. 375
  1662. 00:17:43,644 --> 00:17:46,179
  1663. doesn't mean that all
  1664. shrinks are saints.
  1665.  
  1666. 376
  1667. 00:17:46,181 --> 00:17:47,747
  1668. Did I say that we were?
  1669.  
  1670. 377
  1671. 00:17:47,749 --> 00:17:49,347
  1672. Nothing like paying a guy
  1673. like 200 dollars an hour
  1674.  
  1675. 378
  1676. 00:17:49,349 --> 00:17:50,783
  1677. to tell you your life sucks.
  1678.  
  1679. 379
  1680. 00:17:50,785 --> 00:17:52,854
  1681. Now you're a sad
  1682. sack and a sucker.
  1683.  
  1684. 380
  1685. 00:17:53,253 --> 00:17:55,054
  1686. You would make a
  1687. terrible patient.
  1688.  
  1689. 381
  1690. 00:17:55,056 --> 00:17:56,422
  1691. Damn right.
  1692.  
  1693. 382
  1694. 00:17:56,424 --> 00:17:57,790
  1695. I don't need some
  1696. dick in a turtleneck
  1697.  
  1698. 383
  1699. 00:17:57,792 --> 00:17:59,292
  1700. to tell me how to
  1701. process my feelings.
  1702.  
  1703. 384
  1704. 00:17:59,294 --> 00:18:01,192
  1705. I don't think people
  1706. wear turtlenecks anymore.
  1707.  
  1708. 385
  1709. 00:18:01,194 --> 00:18:02,495
  1710. No?
  1711.  
  1712. 386
  1713. 00:18:02,497 --> 00:18:03,728
  1714. Max isn't a dick,
  1715. he's a scientist
  1716.  
  1717. 387
  1718. 00:18:03,730 --> 00:18:05,030
  1719. and he is your friend.
  1720.  
  1721. 388
  1722. 00:18:05,032 --> 00:18:06,665
  1723. <i>Was,</i> Paul, he was a scientist.
  1724.  
  1725. 389
  1726. 00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:07,799
  1727. None of us have
  1728. seen him in years.
  1729.  
  1730. 390
  1731. 00:18:07,801 --> 00:18:09,403
  1732. Who knows what he is now?
  1733.  
  1734. 391
  1735. 00:18:10,538 --> 00:18:11,673
  1736. Dead.
  1737.  
  1738. 392
  1739. 00:18:13,942 --> 00:18:14,875
  1740. He's dead now.
  1741.  
  1742. 393
  1743. 00:18:17,144 --> 00:18:18,645
  1744. Okay, whatever.
  1745.  
  1746. 394
  1747. 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:21,480
  1748. This kid knew what he
  1749. was getting himself into,
  1750.  
  1751. 395
  1752. 00:18:21,482 --> 00:18:24,249
  1753. otherwise he shouldn't have
  1754. signed on the dotted line.
  1755.  
  1756. 396
  1757. 00:18:24,251 --> 00:18:26,051
  1758. What, what was he like, 18?
  1759.  
  1760. 397
  1761. 00:18:26,053 --> 00:18:27,519
  1762. Think of us at 18.
  1763.  
  1764. 398
  1765. 00:18:27,521 --> 00:18:28,756
  1766. <i>Caveat emptor.</i>
  1767.  
  1768. 399
  1769. 00:18:30,191 --> 00:18:31,960
  1770. Crazy always finds its way out.
  1771.  
  1772. 400
  1773. 00:18:34,796 --> 00:18:37,798
  1774. Who's ready to party?!
  1775.  
  1776. 401
  1777. 00:18:38,031 --> 00:18:39,100
  1778. What is up?
  1779.  
  1780. 402
  1781. 00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:42,969
  1782. Hey Jack.
  1783.  
  1784. 403
  1785. 00:18:42,971 --> 00:18:44,603
  1786. Oh, baby girl!
  1787.  
  1788. 404
  1789. 00:18:44,605 --> 00:18:46,505
  1790. There he is!
  1791.  
  1792. 405
  1793. 00:18:46,507 --> 00:18:47,774
  1794. Hey buddy.
  1795.  
  1796. 406
  1797. 00:18:47,776 --> 00:18:49,911
  1798. Good to see you, buddy.
  1799.  
  1800. 407
  1801. 00:18:50,978 --> 00:18:54,380
  1802. Yo, man, how you been?
  1803. It's been a long time!
  1804.  
  1805. 408
  1806. 00:18:54,382 --> 00:18:56,915
  1807. Yeah it's been a
  1808. while, I'm good.
  1809.  
  1810. 409
  1811. 00:18:56,917 --> 00:18:57,718
  1812. Yeah, all right.
  1813.  
  1814. 410
  1815. 00:18:58,318 --> 00:19:00,085
  1816. Hey, let me help with those.
  1817.  
  1818. 411
  1819. 00:19:00,087 --> 00:19:02,188
  1820. So you're a model,
  1821. is that right?
  1822.  
  1823. 412
  1824. 00:19:02,190 --> 00:19:04,055
  1825. Give up the dream, Larry!
  1826.  
  1827. 413
  1828. 00:19:04,057 --> 00:19:06,728
  1829. Once you go Jack,
  1830. you never go back.
  1831.  
  1832. 414
  1833. 00:19:06,994 --> 00:19:09,897
  1834. You got me, I'm a dreamer.
  1835.  
  1836. 415
  1837. 00:19:10,332 --> 00:19:11,831
  1838. You don't change, man.
  1839.  
  1840. 416
  1841. 00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:14,400
  1842. Oh thank god, someone
  1843. brought booze.
  1844.  
  1845. 417
  1846. 00:19:14,402 --> 00:19:16,035
  1847. So this is...?
  1848.  
  1849. 418
  1850. 00:19:16,037 --> 00:19:16,768
  1851. Oh, Amber.
  1852.  
  1853. 419
  1854. 00:19:16,770 --> 00:19:19,337
  1855. Amber this is everyone.
  1856.  
  1857. 420
  1858. 00:19:19,339 --> 00:19:20,940
  1859. - Hey.
  1860. - Hello.
  1861.  
  1862. 421
  1863. 00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:24,679
  1864. So, who's ready to
  1865. grieve into a 2008 Pinot?
  1866.  
  1867. 422
  1868. 00:19:25,413 --> 00:19:27,479
  1869. Lucky for you, we went shopping.
  1870.  
  1871. 423
  1872. 00:19:27,481 --> 00:19:29,817
  1873. We got spray cheese.
  1874.  
  1875. 424
  1876. 00:19:31,585 --> 00:19:32,586
  1877. Beef jerky.
  1878.  
  1879. 425
  1880. 00:19:33,020 --> 00:19:36,490
  1881. Glow
  1882. in the dark condoms.
  1883.  
  1884. 426
  1885. 00:19:36,857 --> 00:19:39,158
  1886. So come on, fill me in!
  1887.  
  1888. 427
  1889. 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:41,897
  1890. Do we know why this
  1891. fucker offed himself?
  1892.  
  1893. 428
  1894. 00:19:58,045 --> 00:20:00,145
  1895. Yeah, he didn't talk to
  1896. me for like two weeks
  1897.  
  1898. 429
  1899. 00:20:00,147 --> 00:20:03,682
  1900. because I wouldn't fill out
  1901. that dumbass sex survey.
  1902.  
  1903. 430
  1904. 00:20:05,586 --> 00:20:07,754
  1905. Oh god the sex survey.
  1906.  
  1907. 431
  1908. 00:20:08,722 --> 00:20:10,989
  1909. Am I the only one
  1910. who filled that out?
  1911.  
  1912. 432
  1913. 00:20:12,326 --> 00:20:13,327
  1914. You sucker!
  1915.  
  1916. 433
  1917. 00:20:14,061 --> 00:20:16,528
  1918. He was like Houdini, man,
  1919. he got you every time.
  1920.  
  1921. 434
  1922. 00:20:16,530 --> 00:20:18,229
  1923. Because it was
  1924. flattering though,
  1925.  
  1926. 435
  1927. 00:20:18,231 --> 00:20:20,132
  1928. I mean I think we all want to
  1929. be the subject of something.
  1930.  
  1931. 436
  1932. 00:20:20,134 --> 00:20:22,200
  1933. The quickest way to get
  1934. your ass broken up with
  1935.  
  1936. 437
  1937. 00:20:22,202 --> 00:20:24,636
  1938. is to be honest about
  1939. your sex habits.
  1940.  
  1941. 438
  1942. 00:20:24,638 --> 00:20:26,071
  1943. Cause and effect, man.
  1944.  
  1945. 439
  1946. 00:20:26,073 --> 00:20:28,674
  1947. We get dumped because
  1948. of his shitty survey
  1949.  
  1950. 440
  1951. 00:20:28,676 --> 00:20:30,776
  1952. and then he gets his
  1953. pick of our exes?
  1954.  
  1955. 441
  1956. 00:20:30,778 --> 00:20:32,277
  1957. Yeah, pick exes!
  1958.  
  1959. 442
  1960. 00:20:32,279 --> 00:20:34,548
  1961. Oh he would have loved you.
  1962.  
  1963. 443
  1964. 00:20:35,282 --> 00:20:37,082
  1965. Absolutely, totally.
  1966.  
  1967. 444
  1968. 00:20:38,286 --> 00:20:39,120
  1969. Dude.
  1970.  
  1971. 445
  1972. 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:41,386
  1973. But what, no, whatever,
  1974.  
  1975. 446
  1976. 00:20:41,388 --> 00:20:42,821
  1977. that was, it was a psych study.
  1978.  
  1979. 447
  1980. 00:20:42,823 --> 00:20:44,824
  1981. That wasn't like a sex plot.
  1982.  
  1983. 448
  1984. 00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:48,160
  1985. Well, you two had your
  1986. level of shit going on.
  1987.  
  1988. 449
  1989. 00:20:49,364 --> 00:20:51,163
  1990. It was college man,
  1991. it was competitive.
  1992.  
  1993. 450
  1994. 00:20:51,165 --> 00:20:53,967
  1995. Yeah, then you had to
  1996. rat him out to the IRB
  1997.  
  1998. 451
  1999. 00:20:53,969 --> 00:20:56,035
  2000. for quoting a fucking
  2001. science journal.
  2002.  
  2003. 452
  2004. 00:20:56,037 --> 00:20:57,902
  2005. It was a little more
  2006. than just a quote.
  2007.  
  2008. 453
  2009. 00:20:57,904 --> 00:20:58,970
  2010. Well it's none of your business
  2011.  
  2012. 454
  2013. 00:20:58,972 --> 00:21:00,573
  2014. is what it was, Mr. Rogers.
  2015.  
  2016. 455
  2017. 00:21:00,575 --> 00:21:01,539
  2018. Or was it?
  2019.  
  2020. 456
  2021. 00:21:01,541 --> 00:21:03,409
  2022. Guys, shut up.
  2023.  
  2024. 457
  2025. 00:21:05,980 --> 00:21:07,447
  2026. Got you the grant
  2027. though, didn't it?
  2028.  
  2029. 458
  2030. 00:21:07,449 --> 00:21:09,748
  2031. Yeah, it did, because
  2032. you don't get funding
  2033.  
  2034. 459
  2035. 00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:10,982
  2036. unless you have numbers.
  2037.  
  2038. 460
  2039. 00:21:10,984 --> 00:21:13,251
  2040. Right, which you're
  2041. not gonna have
  2042.  
  2043. 461
  2044. 00:21:13,253 --> 00:21:14,819
  2045. if all your friends
  2046. are ratting you out.
  2047.  
  2048. 462
  2049. 00:21:14,821 --> 00:21:16,488
  2050. Oh Larry, come on.
  2051.  
  2052. 463
  2053. 00:21:16,490 --> 00:21:18,390
  2054. I apologized, okay?
  2055.  
  2056. 464
  2057. 00:21:18,392 --> 00:21:19,926
  2058. I'm still apologizing.
  2059.  
  2060. 465
  2061. 00:21:19,928 --> 00:21:22,061
  2062. Hey, you don't have to
  2063. apologize to me, man.
  2064.  
  2065. 466
  2066. 00:21:22,063 --> 00:21:24,596
  2067. Pickaxe for a pickin' ass!
  2068.  
  2069. 467
  2070. 00:21:28,469 --> 00:21:29,835
  2071. Oh yes.
  2072.  
  2073. 468
  2074. 00:21:29,837 --> 00:21:32,604
  2075. Shirt down, babe, we
  2076. can see your tits!
  2077.  
  2078. 469
  2079. 00:21:32,606 --> 00:21:33,838
  2080. Thank you for that.
  2081.  
  2082. 470
  2083. 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:35,309
  2084. Do you need help with those?
  2085.  
  2086. 471
  2087. 00:21:35,876 --> 00:21:37,478
  2088. - Oh, I do.
  2089. - Yo!
  2090.  
  2091. 472
  2092. 00:21:37,912 --> 00:21:42,014
  2093. Okay, the only way that
  2094.  
  2095. 473
  2096. 00:21:42,016 --> 00:21:44,816
  2097. having sex with a stranger
  2098. does not count as cheating
  2099.  
  2100. 474
  2101. 00:21:44,818 --> 00:21:47,719
  2102. is if you're a hooker.
  2103.  
  2104. 475
  2105. 00:21:47,721 --> 00:21:50,222
  2106. Then it's like
  2107. your nine to five.
  2108.  
  2109. 476
  2110. 00:21:54,428 --> 00:21:56,965
  2111. Holy shit,
  2112. what the hell is that?
  2113.  
  2114. 477
  2115. 00:21:58,398 --> 00:22:00,334
  2116. Whoah, whoah, whoah,
  2117. where you going, dude?
  2118.  
  2119. 478
  2120. 00:22:02,636 --> 00:22:03,602
  2121. It's a woman.
  2122.  
  2123. 479
  2124. 00:22:03,604 --> 00:22:04,670
  2125. It's a ghost.
  2126.  
  2127. 480
  2128. 00:22:04,672 --> 00:22:05,906
  2129. Why is he talking to it?
  2130.  
  2131. 481
  2132. 00:22:09,176 --> 00:22:10,642
  2133. - Holy shit!
  2134. - What the hell?
  2135.  
  2136. 482
  2137. 00:22:11,878 --> 00:22:13,379
  2138. Oh my god,
  2139. is that a wolf?
  2140.  
  2141. 483
  2142. 00:22:14,648 --> 00:22:15,948
  2143. Get out of here!
  2144.  
  2145. 484
  2146. 00:22:15,950 --> 00:22:18,385
  2147. Go on, shoo!
  2148.  
  2149. 485
  2150. 00:22:18,586 --> 00:22:20,620
  2151. Do you have dogs?
  2152.  
  2153. 486
  2154. 00:22:20,622 --> 00:22:22,654
  2155. No, she's just an alpha.
  2156.  
  2157. 487
  2158. 00:22:22,656 --> 00:22:23,991
  2159. I can also be beta.
  2160.  
  2161. 488
  2162. 00:22:25,759 --> 00:22:27,892
  2163. Oh, I totally have
  2164. the shakes, dudes.
  2165.  
  2166. 489
  2167. 00:22:27,894 --> 00:22:29,228
  2168. Oh, shit like detox shakes?
  2169.  
  2170. 490
  2171. 00:22:29,230 --> 00:22:30,997
  2172. 'cause I think I
  2173. killed the bottle.
  2174.  
  2175. 491
  2176. 00:22:30,999 --> 00:22:32,264
  2177. How many does that make?
  2178.  
  2179. 492
  2180. 00:22:32,266 --> 00:22:33,565
  2181. Oh don't judge.
  2182.  
  2183. 493
  2184. 00:22:33,567 --> 00:22:34,665
  2185. I'm the only one here with
  2186. no hope of getting laid.
  2187.  
  2188. 494
  2189. 00:22:34,667 --> 00:22:36,067
  2190. Hello, married.
  2191.  
  2192. 495
  2193. 00:22:36,069 --> 00:22:38,403
  2194. I don't think pork
  2195. buns is getting laid.
  2196.  
  2197. 496
  2198. 00:22:38,405 --> 00:22:42,109
  2199. It's a funeral, you really
  2200. wanna get laid at a funeral?
  2201.  
  2202. 497
  2203. 00:22:46,146 --> 00:22:47,147
  2204. That was Norma.
  2205.  
  2206. 498
  2207. 00:22:47,949 --> 00:22:49,951
  2208. She said she was
  2209. looking for Max.
  2210.  
  2211. 499
  2212. 00:22:50,852 --> 00:22:53,017
  2213. She didn't even recognize me.
  2214.  
  2215. 500
  2216. 00:22:53,019 --> 00:22:55,554
  2217. Oh, what was in those pork buns?
  2218.  
  2219. 501
  2220. 00:22:55,556 --> 00:22:57,288
  2221. Bartendo, what have we got?
  2222.  
  2223. 502
  2224. 00:22:57,290 --> 00:23:02,296
  2225. Ah, whiskey, two
  2226. lights and a zinfandel.
  2227.  
  2228. 503
  2229. 00:23:02,730 --> 00:23:03,765
  2230. Larry?
  2231.  
  2232. 504
  2233. 00:23:04,765 --> 00:23:06,565
  2234. Top Ling just tried to kill me.
  2235.  
  2236. 505
  2237. 00:23:08,169 --> 00:23:10,835
  2238. I want red, white,
  2239. and a little bit of Jack.
  2240.  
  2241. 506
  2242. 00:23:10,837 --> 00:23:12,371
  2243. Oh you want a
  2244. little bit of Jack?
  2245.  
  2246. 507
  2247. 00:23:12,373 --> 00:23:13,372
  2248. You want a bit of Jack?
  2249.  
  2250. 508
  2251. 00:23:13,374 --> 00:23:14,373
  2252. Come here.
  2253.  
  2254. 509
  2255. 00:23:28,455 --> 00:23:29,890
  2256. Oh shit!
  2257.  
  2258. 510
  2259. 00:23:36,596 --> 00:23:39,901
  2260. What the fuck?
  2261.  
  2262. 511
  2263. 00:23:40,401 --> 00:23:43,672
  2264. What the...?
  2265.  
  2266. 512
  2267. 00:23:50,377 --> 00:23:51,245
  2268. Oh fuck.
  2269.  
  2270. 513
  2271. 00:23:55,482 --> 00:23:56,882
  2272. Whoah, you all right?
  2273.  
  2274. 514
  2275. 00:23:56,884 --> 00:23:58,284
  2276. Yeah fine, fine.
  2277.  
  2278. 515
  2279. 00:23:58,286 --> 00:23:59,884
  2280. I'm just getting used
  2281. to the well water.
  2282.  
  2283. 516
  2284. 00:23:59,886 --> 00:24:02,153
  2285. Oh yeah, it's like
  2286. an egg being filtered
  2287.  
  2288. 517
  2289. 00:24:02,155 --> 00:24:03,588
  2290. through a fucking diaper.
  2291.  
  2292. 518
  2293. 00:24:03,590 --> 00:24:05,690
  2294. Yeah, hey, was anyone in
  2295. the basement just now?
  2296.  
  2297. 519
  2298. 00:24:05,692 --> 00:24:09,294
  2299. Uh, not unless that kid
  2300. came back for his dignity.
  2301.  
  2302. 520
  2303. 00:24:09,296 --> 00:24:10,796
  2304. Larry.
  2305.  
  2306. 521
  2307. 00:24:10,798 --> 00:24:11,965
  2308. Bessie.
  2309.  
  2310. 522
  2311. 00:24:15,502 --> 00:24:17,004
  2312. What's up, you're tense.
  2313.  
  2314. 523
  2315. 00:24:18,740 --> 00:24:20,572
  2316. Yeah, I wonder why.
  2317.  
  2318. 524
  2319. 00:24:20,574 --> 00:24:23,144
  2320. Yeah, dead friend.
  2321.  
  2322. 525
  2323. 00:24:24,679 --> 00:24:26,911
  2324. Are you missing
  2325. the little people?
  2326.  
  2327. 526
  2328. 00:24:26,913 --> 00:24:28,380
  2329. The rocky marriage?
  2330.  
  2331. 527
  2332. 00:24:28,382 --> 00:24:29,248
  2333. What?
  2334.  
  2335. 528
  2336. 00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:30,282
  2337. Oh please.
  2338.  
  2339. 529
  2340. 00:24:30,284 --> 00:24:31,482
  2341. We're managing?
  2342.  
  2343. 530
  2344. 00:24:31,484 --> 00:24:34,253
  2345. I mean, I know a sinking
  2346. ship when I see one.
  2347.  
  2348. 531
  2349. 00:24:34,255 --> 00:24:36,891
  2350. Believe me, I've
  2351. sunk two of them.
  2352.  
  2353. 532
  2354. 00:24:37,291 --> 00:24:39,458
  2355. Karen, oh, really?
  2356.  
  2357. 533
  2358. 00:24:39,460 --> 00:24:40,992
  2359. Yeah, it's all over
  2360. but the signing.
  2361.  
  2362. 534
  2363. 00:24:40,994 --> 00:24:44,263
  2364. Oh Larry, I'm
  2365. sorry, that's awful.
  2366.  
  2367. 535
  2368. 00:24:44,265 --> 00:24:45,100
  2369. Yeah.
  2370.  
  2371. 536
  2372. 00:24:46,799 --> 00:24:48,001
  2373. It's not so bad.
  2374.  
  2375. 537
  2376. 00:24:49,170 --> 00:24:52,774
  2377. Off, what do you say we
  2378. revisit the summer of '05?
  2379.  
  2380. 538
  2381. 00:24:56,042 --> 00:24:57,377
  2382. You have puke breath.
  2383.  
  2384. 539
  2385. 00:24:59,413 --> 00:25:00,781
  2386. Goddammit.
  2387.  
  2388. 540
  2389. 00:25:14,362 --> 00:25:15,460
  2390. Oh my god!
  2391.  
  2392. 541
  2393. 00:25:15,462 --> 00:25:16,629
  2394. What happened?!
  2395.  
  2396. 542
  2397. 00:25:16,631 --> 00:25:18,529
  2398. Oh my god, there's
  2399. somebody out there.
  2400.  
  2401. 543
  2402. 00:25:18,531 --> 00:25:19,399
  2403. Oh my god.
  2404.  
  2405. 544
  2406. 00:25:22,036 --> 00:25:23,971
  2407. He was on the balcony.
  2408.  
  2409. 545
  2410. 00:25:26,207 --> 00:25:29,775
  2411. He was there up against
  2412. the glass like a vampire.
  2413.  
  2414. 546
  2415. 00:25:29,777 --> 00:25:30,842
  2416. A hot one?
  2417.  
  2418. 547
  2419. 00:25:30,844 --> 00:25:32,044
  2420. What?
  2421.  
  2422. 548
  2423. 00:25:32,046 --> 00:25:34,313
  2424. Babe, you're tired.
  2425.  
  2426. 549
  2427. 00:25:34,315 --> 00:25:37,015
  2428. No, there's somebody out there!
  2429.  
  2430. 550
  2431. 00:25:37,017 --> 00:25:37,917
  2432. Did you see a ladder?
  2433.  
  2434. 551
  2435. 00:25:37,919 --> 00:25:39,384
  2436. No.
  2437.  
  2438. 552
  2439. 00:25:39,386 --> 00:25:41,990
  2440. Did you see wings?
  2441.  
  2442. 553
  2443. 00:25:42,190 --> 00:25:44,458
  2444. Oh my god, fuck you!
  2445.  
  2446. 554
  2447. 00:25:45,393 --> 00:25:48,462
  2448. 'Cause you know last time I
  2449. checked, man couldn't fly.
  2450.  
  2451. 555
  2452. 00:26:03,144 --> 00:26:06,411
  2453. I can't believe I
  2454. forgot she does this.
  2455.  
  2456. 556
  2457. 00:26:06,413 --> 00:26:08,817
  2458. We used to call
  2459. it pulling a Cho.
  2460.  
  2461. 557
  2462. 00:26:10,417 --> 00:26:14,319
  2463. Well, I mean we could just
  2464. like adjust her, right?
  2465.  
  2466. 558
  2467. 00:26:14,321 --> 00:26:16,388
  2468. Please, I've lifted her off
  2469. the bathroom floor before.
  2470.  
  2471. 559
  2472. 00:26:16,390 --> 00:26:18,226
  2473. She's like a concrete slab.
  2474.  
  2475. 560
  2476. 00:26:19,859 --> 00:26:21,259
  2477. Okay well, I'll sleep with her,
  2478.  
  2479. 561
  2480. 00:26:21,261 --> 00:26:23,230
  2481. and you can push the
  2482. twins together.
  2483.  
  2484. 562
  2485. 00:26:24,498 --> 00:26:26,898
  2486. After 20
  2487. years of wussing out,
  2488.  
  2489. 563
  2490. 00:26:26,900 --> 00:26:29,267
  2491. now you're gonna make your move?
  2492.  
  2493. 564
  2494. 00:26:29,269 --> 00:26:31,636
  2495. I will leave my clothes on.
  2496.  
  2497. 565
  2498. 00:26:31,638 --> 00:26:33,838
  2499. Of course you will.
  2500.  
  2501. 566
  2502. 00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:35,806
  2503. No, no, we'll take the twins.
  2504.  
  2505. 567
  2506. 00:26:35,808 --> 00:26:36,944
  2507. Like old times.
  2508.  
  2509. 568
  2510. 00:26:40,580 --> 00:26:42,547
  2511. Why are we always the
  2512. ones stuck in the balcony
  2513.  
  2514. 569
  2515. 00:26:42,549 --> 00:26:44,482
  2516. while everyone else
  2517. played the sick card
  2518.  
  2519. 570
  2520. 00:26:44,484 --> 00:26:48,653
  2521. or fucked their faces off
  2522. in the actual bedroom?
  2523.  
  2524. 571
  2525. 00:26:48,655 --> 00:26:50,221
  2526. Yeah, that sounds familiar.
  2527.  
  2528. 572
  2529. 00:26:50,223 --> 00:26:52,090
  2530. I mean I didn't really
  2531. have any options, but you...
  2532.  
  2533. 573
  2534. 00:26:52,092 --> 00:26:54,961
  2535. No, I was surrounded by wolves.
  2536.  
  2537. 574
  2538. 00:26:55,461 --> 00:26:58,063
  2539. Well the pack leader
  2540. ain't getting any tonight,
  2541.  
  2542. 575
  2543. 00:26:58,065 --> 00:27:00,168
  2544. not after those pork buns.
  2545.  
  2546. 576
  2547. 00:27:06,339 --> 00:27:08,009
  2548. This room used to be dark.
  2549.  
  2550. 577
  2551. 00:27:08,942 --> 00:27:10,677
  2552. Seems exactly the same.
  2553.  
  2554. 578
  2555. 00:27:10,912 --> 00:27:13,277
  2556. Just a little older.
  2557.  
  2558. 579
  2559. 00:27:13,279 --> 00:27:14,345
  2560. A little drunker.
  2561.  
  2562. 580
  2563. 00:27:14,347 --> 00:27:15,884
  2564. And without all the baggage.
  2565.  
  2566. 581
  2567. 00:27:19,653 --> 00:27:21,389
  2568. Yeah right.
  2569.  
  2570. 582
  2571. 00:27:26,125 --> 00:27:27,261
  2572. Good night.
  2573.  
  2574. 583
  2575. 00:27:28,195 --> 00:27:30,497
  2576. Good night, E.
  2577.  
  2578. 584
  2579. 00:27:31,832 --> 00:27:33,899
  2580. Can you tell me a story?
  2581.  
  2582. 585
  2583. 00:27:33,901 --> 00:27:35,100
  2584. -No.
  2585.  
  2586. 586
  2587. 00:27:35,102 --> 00:27:36,704
  2588. Come on, a short story.
  2589.  
  2590. 587
  2591. 00:27:36,971 --> 00:27:38,871
  2592. Sleeping time.
  2593.  
  2594. 588
  2595. 00:27:38,873 --> 00:27:41,042
  2596. - That's my face.
  2597. - I know.
  2598.  
  2599. 589
  2600. 00:28:30,357 --> 00:28:31,190
  2601. Morning!
  2602.  
  2603. 590
  2604. 00:28:31,192 --> 00:28:32,425
  2605. Hope you slept okay.
  2606.  
  2607. 591
  2608. 00:28:32,759 --> 00:28:34,793
  2609. Oh yeah... hi!
  2610.  
  2611. 592
  2612. 00:28:34,795 --> 00:28:35,893
  2613. What time is it?
  2614.  
  2615. 593
  2616. 00:28:35,895 --> 00:28:37,030
  2617. Breakfast time.
  2618.  
  2619. 594
  2620. 00:28:37,964 --> 00:28:40,465
  2621. Oh Sylvia, we should
  2622. be taking care of <i>you.</i>
  2623.  
  2624. 595
  2625. 00:28:40,467 --> 00:28:43,668
  2626. Oh, no, no, don't be silly,
  2627.  
  2628. 596
  2629. 00:28:43,670 --> 00:28:45,170
  2630. you're my guests.
  2631.  
  2632. 597
  2633. 00:28:45,172 --> 00:28:46,774
  2634. Who is it?
  2635.  
  2636. 598
  2637. 00:28:47,307 --> 00:28:48,707
  2638. Just thought you might
  2639. need a little something
  2640.  
  2641. 599
  2642. 00:28:48,709 --> 00:28:50,042
  2643. to soak up the booze.
  2644.  
  2645. 600
  2646. 00:28:50,044 --> 00:28:53,112
  2647. Oh no, I'm so
  2648. sorry, were we loud?
  2649.  
  2650. 601
  2651. 00:28:53,114 --> 00:28:57,516
  2652. No, no, I just figured
  2653. old college crowd.
  2654.  
  2655. 602
  2656. 00:28:57,518 --> 00:29:00,286
  2657. Max always said you
  2658. guys were a little wild.
  2659.  
  2660. 603
  2661. 00:29:00,288 --> 00:29:02,121
  2662. Oh you should have joined us.
  2663.  
  2664. 604
  2665. 00:29:02,123 --> 00:29:04,189
  2666. No, no, I
  2667. don't drink anymore.
  2668.  
  2669. 605
  2670. 00:29:04,191 --> 00:29:05,259
  2671. Oh god.
  2672.  
  2673. 606
  2674. 00:29:11,064 --> 00:29:12,663
  2675. Babe?
  2676.  
  2677. 607
  2678. 00:29:12,665 --> 00:29:13,533
  2679. You okay?
  2680.  
  2681. 608
  2682. 00:29:15,236 --> 00:29:18,103
  2683. So I picked these up in town.
  2684.  
  2685. 609
  2686. 00:29:18,105 --> 00:29:19,371
  2687. People are closing down early,
  2688.  
  2689. 610
  2690. 00:29:19,373 --> 00:29:21,873
  2691. what with the weather coming in.
  2692.  
  2693. 611
  2694. 00:29:21,875 --> 00:29:24,176
  2695. Is it supposed to rain?
  2696.  
  2697. 612
  2698. 00:29:24,178 --> 00:29:29,349
  2699. Rain, hail, maybe a
  2700. tornado if we're lucky.
  2701.  
  2702. 613
  2703. 00:29:29,950 --> 00:29:32,219
  2704. We call it flood season.
  2705.  
  2706. 614
  2707. 00:29:33,319 --> 00:29:36,254
  2708. Sometimes it's best to
  2709. just lock up and sit tight.
  2710.  
  2711. 615
  2712. 00:29:39,326 --> 00:29:40,892
  2713. Oh wow, I'm sure, so...
  2714.  
  2715. 616
  2716. 00:29:40,894 --> 00:29:44,031
  2717. Of course the dead don't
  2718. wait on the rain, do they?
  2719.  
  2720. 617
  2721. 00:29:48,434 --> 00:29:50,770
  2722. I'll be back in a bit to
  2723. pick you up for the service.
  2724.  
  2725. 618
  2726. 00:29:51,238 --> 00:29:52,774
  2727. Ow.
  2728.  
  2729. 619
  2730. 00:30:10,457 --> 00:30:12,460
  2731. That is so loud.
  2732.  
  2733. 620
  2734. 00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:15,994
  2735. I don't think it's
  2736. ever even worked.
  2737.  
  2738. 621
  2739. 00:30:15,996 --> 00:30:18,699
  2740. There's probably produce
  2741. from 1998 down there.
  2742.  
  2743. 622
  2744. 00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:21,632
  2745. Oh, wow.
  2746.  
  2747. 623
  2748. 00:30:21,634 --> 00:30:23,636
  2749. Who throws up in
  2750. the kitchen sink?
  2751.  
  2752. 624
  2753. 00:30:23,837 --> 00:30:26,771
  2754. Says the man who spent half
  2755. the night in the bathroom.
  2756.  
  2757. 625
  2758. 00:30:26,773 --> 00:30:28,006
  2759. How dare you.
  2760.  
  2761. 626
  2762. 00:30:28,008 --> 00:30:29,874
  2763. I was poisoned by pork buns.
  2764.  
  2765. 627
  2766. 00:30:29,876 --> 00:30:35,081
  2767. That woman was poisoned by
  2768. wine and youth and stupidity.
  2769.  
  2770. 628
  2771. 00:30:35,282 --> 00:30:37,615
  2772. Ah, she was nervous, she's 23.
  2773.  
  2774. 629
  2775. 00:30:37,617 --> 00:30:38,984
  2776. Pretty sure I was
  2777. waking up in a pool
  2778.  
  2779. 630
  2780. 00:30:38,986 --> 00:30:41,019
  2781. of my own vomit at 23.
  2782.  
  2783. 631
  2784. 00:30:41,021 --> 00:30:42,421
  2785. I remember, you were.
  2786.  
  2787. 632
  2788. 00:30:42,423 --> 00:30:44,525
  2789. Now I have the tolerance
  2790. of an Irish seaman.
  2791.  
  2792. 633
  2793. 00:30:44,959 --> 00:30:48,293
  2794. Vomit aside, I was
  2795. thinking I might tap that.
  2796.  
  2797. 634
  2798. 00:30:48,295 --> 00:30:49,428
  2799. Oh Larry.
  2800.  
  2801. 635
  2802. 00:30:49,430 --> 00:30:50,929
  2803. I am kidding.
  2804.  
  2805. 636
  2806. 00:30:50,931 --> 00:30:52,597
  2807. You've been stealing
  2808. girlfriends for 20 years.
  2809.  
  2810. 637
  2811. 00:30:52,599 --> 00:30:54,167
  2812. Give someone else a chance.
  2813.  
  2814. 638
  2815. 00:30:54,433 --> 00:30:56,170
  2816. Who?
  2817.  
  2818. 639
  2819. 00:30:57,003 --> 00:30:58,469
  2820. Fuck me.
  2821.  
  2822. 640
  2823. 00:30:58,471 --> 00:31:00,540
  2824. I guess the storm's coming in.
  2825.  
  2826. 641
  2827. 00:31:12,053 --> 00:31:13,187
  2828. That's better.
  2829.  
  2830. 642
  2831. 00:31:14,855 --> 00:31:15,690
  2832. That's nice.
  2833.  
  2834. 643
  2835. 00:31:21,295 --> 00:31:22,494
  2836. Hi!
  2837.  
  2838. 644
  2839. 00:31:22,496 --> 00:31:25,663
  2840. Hi, sorry, sorry, did I, sorry.
  2841.  
  2842. 645
  2843. 00:31:25,665 --> 00:31:27,999
  2844. I thought I'd bring
  2845. aspirin and some water,
  2846.  
  2847. 646
  2848. 00:31:28,001 --> 00:31:31,336
  2849. a little hair of the dog,
  2850. if you're so inclined.
  2851.  
  2852. 647
  2853. 00:31:31,338 --> 00:31:34,038
  2854. Oh yes, doggy needs some hair.
  2855.  
  2856. 648
  2857. 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:36,243
  2858. Okay here you go.
  2859.  
  2860. 649
  2861. 00:31:42,215 --> 00:31:43,815
  2862. Do you want
  2863. the aspirin bit, too?
  2864.  
  2865. 650
  2866. 00:31:43,817 --> 00:31:44,652
  2867. -Oh yeah.
  2868.  
  2869. 651
  2870. 00:31:47,820 --> 00:31:48,987
  2871. Was it bad?
  2872.  
  2873. 652
  2874. 00:31:48,989 --> 00:31:50,423
  2875. Which part?
  2876.  
  2877. 653
  2878. 00:31:53,359 --> 00:31:55,695
  2879. I kind of threw up a little bit.
  2880.  
  2881. 654
  2882. 00:31:55,895 --> 00:31:57,764
  2883. Oh my god, you did?
  2884.  
  2885. 655
  2886. 00:31:59,232 --> 00:32:00,565
  2887. Okay, in the sink, yeah.
  2888.  
  2889. 656
  2890. 00:32:00,567 --> 00:32:02,767
  2891. It's better than in the fridge.
  2892.  
  2893. 657
  2894. 00:32:02,769 --> 00:32:03,901
  2895. I guess, yeah.
  2896.  
  2897. 658
  2898. 00:32:03,903 --> 00:32:05,770
  2899. Besides you made
  2900. Larry feel better.
  2901.  
  2902. 659
  2903. 00:32:05,772 --> 00:32:08,373
  2904. He thinks we forgot he was
  2905. shitting pork buns all night.
  2906.  
  2907. 660
  2908. 00:32:08,375 --> 00:32:10,842
  2909. I just, I don't
  2910. usually drink whiskey.
  2911.  
  2912. 661
  2913. 00:32:10,844 --> 00:32:13,978
  2914. I'm more of a pink
  2915. wine kind of girl.
  2916.  
  2917. 662
  2918. 00:32:13,980 --> 00:32:16,515
  2919. Well, desperate times.
  2920.  
  2921. 663
  2922. 00:32:16,517 --> 00:32:19,250
  2923. Oh my god,
  2924. do I seem desperate?
  2925.  
  2926. 664
  2927. 00:32:19,252 --> 00:32:20,885
  2928. No, no, no, it's a quote.
  2929.  
  2930. 665
  2931. 00:32:20,887 --> 00:32:22,754
  2932. Oh my god, 'cause I usually
  2933. drink when I get nervous.
  2934.  
  2935. 666
  2936. 00:32:22,756 --> 00:32:24,855
  2937. And then I saw that
  2938. thing in the window.
  2939.  
  2940. 667
  2941. 00:32:24,857 --> 00:32:26,292
  2942. -I get it.
  2943.  
  2944. 668
  2945. 00:32:26,294 --> 00:32:29,630
  2946. It's kind of hard to be the
  2947. newbie among crazy people.
  2948.  
  2949. 669
  2950. 00:32:32,266 --> 00:32:34,599
  2951. Jack gets really annoyed.
  2952.  
  2953. 670
  2954. 00:32:34,601 --> 00:32:37,738
  2955. Please, he's lucky to have you.
  2956.  
  2957. 671
  2958. 00:32:39,538 --> 00:32:41,875
  2959. At least I kept my
  2960. clothes on, right?
  2961.  
  2962. 672
  2963. 00:32:43,443 --> 00:32:45,278
  2964. Oh my god, he's gonna kill me.
  2965.  
  2966. 673
  2967. 00:32:45,479 --> 00:32:47,144
  2968. No, it was nothing.
  2969.  
  2970. 674
  2971. 00:32:47,146 --> 00:32:48,446
  2972. I mean you flashed us.
  2973.  
  2974. 675
  2975. 00:32:48,448 --> 00:32:49,715
  2976. -Oh that's so embarrassing.
  2977.  
  2978. 676
  2979. 00:32:49,717 --> 00:32:51,283
  2980. But it was super
  2981. fast, like too fast.
  2982.  
  2983. 677
  2984. 00:32:51,285 --> 00:32:55,389
  2985. And no, it's not, because
  2986. you have... a great rack.
  2987.  
  2988. 678
  2989. 00:32:56,757 --> 00:32:57,756
  2990. Really?
  2991.  
  2992. 679
  2993. 00:32:57,758 --> 00:32:58,625
  2994. Totally.
  2995.  
  2996. 680
  2997. 00:32:59,460 --> 00:33:00,760
  2998. Thank you.
  2999.  
  3000. 681
  3001. 00:33:01,428 --> 00:33:02,896
  3002. You're welcome.
  3003.  
  3004. 682
  3005. 00:33:03,864 --> 00:33:08,236
  3006. Maybe you should get drunk
  3007. and nervous more often.
  3008.  
  3009. 683
  3010. 00:34:11,965 --> 00:34:13,097
  3011. What the hell?
  3012.  
  3013. 684
  3014. 00:34:13,099 --> 00:34:14,233
  3015. Jack, what are you doing?
  3016.  
  3017. 685
  3018. 00:34:14,235 --> 00:34:15,400
  3019. I thought you might need help.
  3020.  
  3021. 686
  3022. 00:34:15,402 --> 00:34:16,737
  3023. No, I'm good.
  3024.  
  3025. 687
  3026. 00:34:17,170 --> 00:34:21,240
  3027. Baby, I know you're having
  3028. trouble reaching your back.
  3029.  
  3030. 688
  3031. 00:34:21,242 --> 00:34:22,843
  3032. Knock it off, give me a towel.
  3033.  
  3034. 689
  3035. 00:34:23,777 --> 00:34:26,480
  3036. Hey, summer of '02,
  3037. what do you say?
  3038.  
  3039. 690
  3040. 00:34:26,914 --> 00:34:30,115
  3041. Jack, it's his
  3042. funeral, I'm not gonna...
  3043.  
  3044. 691
  3045. 00:34:30,117 --> 00:34:31,249
  3046. What, cheat on him again?
  3047.  
  3048. 692
  3049. 00:34:31,251 --> 00:34:32,119
  3050. Yeah.
  3051.  
  3052. 693
  3053. 00:34:32,385 --> 00:34:33,784
  3054. Come on, babe.
  3055.  
  3056. 694
  3057. 00:34:33,786 --> 00:34:35,787
  3058. There's a statute of
  3059. limitations on all that.
  3060.  
  3061. 695
  3062. 00:34:35,789 --> 00:34:37,891
  3063. Especially when the
  3064. injured party is dead.
  3065.  
  3066. 696
  3067. 00:34:38,791 --> 00:34:40,994
  3068. You have a girlfriend
  3069. in the other room.
  3070.  
  3071. 697
  3072. 00:34:41,394 --> 00:34:42,927
  3073. So?
  3074.  
  3075. 698
  3076. 00:34:42,929 --> 00:34:45,597
  3077. So, she was vomiting,
  3078. maybe you should go and...
  3079.  
  3080. 699
  3081. 00:34:45,599 --> 00:34:46,934
  3082. We could go canoeing.
  3083.  
  3084. 700
  3085. 00:34:48,534 --> 00:34:50,202
  3086. Maybe you should
  3087. go check on her.
  3088.  
  3089. 701
  3090. 00:34:50,204 --> 00:34:52,506
  3091. I won't tell Max if you don't.
  3092.  
  3093. 702
  3094. 00:35:25,572 --> 00:35:27,742
  3095. Mmm, that feels good.
  3096.  
  3097. 703
  3098. 00:35:28,474 --> 00:35:29,909
  3099. Mm, totally.
  3100.  
  3101. 704
  3102. 00:35:30,577 --> 00:35:31,645
  3103. Who knew?
  3104.  
  3105. 705
  3106. 00:35:32,612 --> 00:35:35,148
  3107. As a kid, I used to love
  3108. having my arm tickled.
  3109.  
  3110. 706
  3111. 00:35:36,849 --> 00:35:38,652
  3112. But the neck feels good too.
  3113.  
  3114. 707
  3115. 00:35:49,730 --> 00:35:51,262
  3116. What the hell, what happened?
  3117.  
  3118. 708
  3119. 00:35:51,264 --> 00:35:52,329
  3120. Cockroaches!
  3121.  
  3122. 709
  3123. 00:35:52,331 --> 00:35:53,731
  3124. There were fucking cockroaches!
  3125.  
  3126. 710
  3127. 00:35:53,733 --> 00:35:55,200
  3128. Oh my god, there was
  3129. like thousands of them,
  3130.  
  3131. 711
  3132. 00:35:55,202 --> 00:35:56,170
  3133. they're everywhere!
  3134.  
  3135. 712
  3136. 00:35:56,469 --> 00:35:57,501
  3137. They're bugs, Amber.
  3138.  
  3139. 713
  3140. 00:35:57,503 --> 00:35:59,269
  3141. I know they're bugs, Jack.
  3142.  
  3143. 714
  3144. 00:35:59,271 --> 00:36:00,572
  3145. Why are you wet?
  3146.  
  3147. 715
  3148. 00:36:00,574 --> 00:36:01,873
  3149. What's up,
  3150. what's going on?
  3151.  
  3152. 716
  3153. 00:36:01,875 --> 00:36:02,974
  3154. There are cockroaches
  3155. in the bed!
  3156.  
  3157. 717
  3158. 00:36:02,976 --> 00:36:03,708
  3159. What?
  3160.  
  3161. 718
  3162. 00:36:03,710 --> 00:36:05,110
  3163. In our bed, ugh!
  3164.  
  3165. 719
  3166. 00:36:05,112 --> 00:36:06,376
  3167. That's disgusting, I
  3168. thought there weren't...
  3169.  
  3170. 720
  3171. 00:36:06,378 --> 00:36:07,845
  3172. No, it's a lie.
  3173.  
  3174. 721
  3175. 00:36:07,847 --> 00:36:09,414
  3176. Cockroaches do not
  3177. die in Wisconsin.
  3178.  
  3179. 722
  3180. 00:36:09,416 --> 00:36:11,282
  3181. They come inside to get
  3182. warm in your fucking seat.
  3183.  
  3184. 723
  3185. 00:36:11,284 --> 00:36:13,219
  3186. Oh god I feel like
  3187. there's one in my mouth.
  3188.  
  3189. 724
  3190. 00:36:13,619 --> 00:36:14,619
  3191. Wait, there was a cockroach?
  3192.  
  3193. 725
  3194. 00:36:14,621 --> 00:36:16,054
  3195. Not a cockroach, Paul!
  3196.  
  3197. 726
  3198. 00:36:16,056 --> 00:36:17,287
  3199. Like 60 of them!
  3200.  
  3201. 727
  3202. 00:36:17,289 --> 00:36:18,188
  3203. And they were...
  3204.  
  3205. 728
  3206. 00:36:18,190 --> 00:36:19,289
  3207. On you, we get it.
  3208.  
  3209. 729
  3210. 00:36:19,291 --> 00:36:21,224
  3211. Just calm down, so we can...
  3212.  
  3213. 730
  3214. 00:36:21,226 --> 00:36:22,293
  3215. Get out of here?
  3216.  
  3217. 731
  3218. 00:36:22,295 --> 00:36:23,728
  3219. We're not going anywhere, babe.
  3220.  
  3221. 732
  3222. 00:36:23,730 --> 00:36:25,496
  3223. We got a funeral to go to.
  3224.  
  3225. 733
  3226. 00:36:25,498 --> 00:36:26,630
  3227. I didn't know him.
  3228.  
  3229. 734
  3230. 00:36:26,632 --> 00:36:28,066
  3231. I'm not going.
  3232.  
  3233. 735
  3234. 00:36:28,934 --> 00:36:30,969
  3235. In the woods, they're bugs.
  3236.  
  3237. 736
  3238. 00:36:30,971 --> 00:36:32,970
  3239. Maybe the wind just
  3240. blew something open.
  3241.  
  3242. 737
  3243. 00:36:32,972 --> 00:36:34,371
  3244. Like your pants?
  3245.  
  3246. 738
  3247. 00:36:34,373 --> 00:36:35,576
  3248. Shit.
  3249.  
  3250. 739
  3251. 00:36:41,914 --> 00:36:43,347
  3252. It's like the end of
  3253. the world out there.
  3254.  
  3255. 740
  3256. 00:36:43,349 --> 00:36:45,516
  3257. Nope, just
  3258. Wisconsin in October.
  3259.  
  3260. 741
  3261. 00:36:45,518 --> 00:36:47,020
  3262. Jesus, she's like a ninja.
  3263.  
  3264. 742
  3265. 00:36:47,887 --> 00:36:50,591
  3266. Okay, time to say our goodbyes.
  3267.  
  3268. 743
  3269. 00:36:57,664 --> 00:36:59,664
  3270. We are here to
  3271. celebrate the life
  3272.  
  3273. 744
  3274. 00:36:59,666 --> 00:37:01,934
  3275. of Maxwell Lehman,
  3276.  
  3277. 745
  3278. 00:37:01,936 --> 00:37:05,840
  3279. who now returns to his home
  3280. with our God, the Father.
  3281.  
  3282. 746
  3283. 00:37:07,940 --> 00:37:12,344
  3284. With each flower, we give
  3285. our love, our hearts,
  3286.  
  3287. 747
  3288. 00:37:12,346 --> 00:37:15,347
  3289. our commitment to
  3290. cherish your memory.
  3291.  
  3292. 748
  3293. 00:37:16,215 --> 00:37:19,752
  3294. May you find more peace
  3295. among God's angels
  3296.  
  3297. 749
  3298. 00:37:21,221 --> 00:37:27,628
  3299. and may your tortured soul
  3300. find solace in the afterlife.
  3301.  
  3302. 750
  3303. 00:37:29,161 --> 00:37:29,827
  3304. Here you go.
  3305.  
  3306. 751
  3307. 00:37:29,829 --> 00:37:30,994
  3308. Thanks, I'll...
  3309.  
  3310. 752
  3311. 00:37:30,996 --> 00:37:32,331
  3312. - No, for the coffin.
  3313. - Sure.
  3314.  
  3315. 753
  3316. 00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:34,331
  3317. No, that's okay, that's okay.
  3318.  
  3319. 754
  3320. 00:37:34,333 --> 00:37:35,967
  3321. I didn't really know him.
  3322.  
  3323. 755
  3324. 00:37:35,969 --> 00:37:38,771
  3325. No, any friends of Jack's
  3326. is a friend of Max, please.
  3327.  
  3328. 756
  3329. 00:37:49,449 --> 00:37:50,518
  3330. Um.
  3331.  
  3332. 757
  3333. 00:37:51,851 --> 00:37:53,985
  3334. These guys really miss you,
  3335.  
  3336. 758
  3337. 00:37:53,987 --> 00:37:56,923
  3338. and, uh, wherever you are...
  3339.  
  3340. 759
  3341. 00:38:08,802 --> 00:38:10,004
  3342. Oh my god!
  3343.  
  3344. 760
  3345. 00:38:11,271 --> 00:38:12,673
  3346. Grab my hand!
  3347.  
  3348. 761
  3349. 00:38:13,606 --> 00:38:15,505
  3350. Grab my hand, give me your hand!
  3351.  
  3352. 762
  3353. 00:38:15,507 --> 00:38:16,576
  3354. Amber!
  3355.  
  3356. 763
  3357. 00:38:34,827 --> 00:38:36,896
  3358. Well, it was a
  3359. very nice service,
  3360.  
  3361. 764
  3362. 00:38:38,264 --> 00:38:41,432
  3363. - all things considered.
  3364. - Short and sweet.
  3365.  
  3366. 765
  3367. 00:38:41,434 --> 00:38:43,901
  3368. Max was never one for sentiment.
  3369.  
  3370. 766
  3371. 00:38:43,903 --> 00:38:46,637
  3372. I just wish that his
  3373. colleagues had come,
  3374.  
  3375. 767
  3376. 00:38:46,639 --> 00:38:48,342
  3377. you know, show a little remorse.
  3378.  
  3379. 768
  3380. 00:38:50,577 --> 00:38:54,378
  3381. Scientist can be so cold-hearted
  3382. when they want to be.
  3383.  
  3384. 769
  3385. 00:38:54,380 --> 00:38:55,249
  3386. I remember.
  3387.  
  3388. 770
  3389. 00:38:56,382 --> 00:38:58,619
  3390. Milk-livered man.
  3391.  
  3392. 771
  3393. 00:38:59,253 --> 00:39:02,253
  3394. Thou bear'st a cheek for
  3395. blows, a head for wrongs.
  3396.  
  3397. 772
  3398. 00:39:02,255 --> 00:39:03,121
  3399. -Norma, please.
  3400.  
  3401. 773
  3402. 00:39:03,123 --> 00:39:04,625
  3403. Pluck out his eyes!
  3404.  
  3405. 774
  3406. 00:39:05,492 --> 00:39:07,825
  3407. She thinks that she's
  3408. back in Pittsburgh,
  3409.  
  3410. 775
  3411. 00:39:07,827 --> 00:39:08,726
  3412. doing some kind of...
  3413.  
  3414. 776
  3415. 00:39:08,728 --> 00:39:09,797
  3416. King Lear.
  3417.  
  3418. 777
  3419. 00:39:11,231 --> 00:39:13,267
  3420. We did it in my
  3421. cold reading class.
  3422.  
  3423. 778
  3424. 00:39:14,534 --> 00:39:17,003
  3425. Madness can be so unforgiving.
  3426.  
  3427. 779
  3428. 00:39:18,304 --> 00:39:21,673
  3429. You just gotta hope it's
  3430. not genetic, right Paul?
  3431.  
  3432. 780
  3433. 00:39:21,675 --> 00:39:22,740
  3434. I'm sorry?
  3435.  
  3436. 781
  3437. 00:39:22,742 --> 00:39:24,945
  3438. Your dad, with his early onset.
  3439.  
  3440. 782
  3441. 00:39:27,213 --> 00:39:28,081
  3442. Mmm.
  3443.  
  3444. 783
  3445. 00:39:29,416 --> 00:39:31,952
  3446. Stink... shit.
  3447.  
  3448. 784
  3449. 00:39:33,353 --> 00:39:34,385
  3450. Eggs!
  3451.  
  3452. 785
  3453. 00:39:34,387 --> 00:39:35,788
  3454. See it can happen so fast.
  3455.  
  3456. 786
  3457. 00:39:37,590 --> 00:39:38,555
  3458. Max!
  3459.  
  3460. 787
  3461. 00:39:38,557 --> 00:39:40,293
  3462. Max is dead, Norma.
  3463.  
  3464. 788
  3465. 00:39:41,393 --> 00:39:42,261
  3466. He's dead.
  3467.  
  3468. 789
  3469. 00:39:47,233 --> 00:39:49,066
  3470. She gets this way, I'm sorry.
  3471.  
  3472. 790
  3473. 00:39:49,068 --> 00:39:49,934
  3474. No, no.
  3475.  
  3476. 791
  3477. 00:39:49,936 --> 00:39:51,771
  3478. I think it's time for us to go.
  3479.  
  3480. 792
  3481. 00:39:58,311 --> 00:40:00,948
  3482. So what the hell is that
  3483. about your dad, dude?
  3484.  
  3485. 793
  3486. 00:40:02,248 --> 00:40:03,380
  3487. Doesn't matter.
  3488.  
  3489. 794
  3490. 00:40:03,382 --> 00:40:04,449
  3491. Oh, come on.
  3492.  
  3493. 795
  3494. 00:40:04,451 --> 00:40:05,885
  3495. I thought it was shitty.
  3496.  
  3497. 796
  3498. 00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,155
  3499. People grieve in
  3500. different ways, you know.
  3501.  
  3502. 797
  3503. 00:40:10,322 --> 00:40:12,523
  3504. When my dog Sparky died,
  3505. I got drunk for a week
  3506.  
  3507. 798
  3508. 00:40:12,525 --> 00:40:14,394
  3509. and I went skeet shooting.
  3510.  
  3511. 799
  3512. 00:40:16,596 --> 00:40:19,065
  3513. I've never gone skeet
  3514. shooting a day in my life.
  3515.  
  3516. 800
  3517. 00:40:20,132 --> 00:40:22,168
  3518. Death does strange
  3519. things to people.
  3520.  
  3521. 801
  3522. 00:40:25,338 --> 00:40:26,206
  3523. Fuck!
  3524.  
  3525. 802
  3526. 00:40:26,472 --> 00:40:28,139
  3527. Why is it freezing in here?
  3528.  
  3529. 803
  3530. 00:40:28,141 --> 00:40:30,340
  3531. Where is the fucking firewood?
  3532.  
  3533. 804
  3534. 00:40:30,342 --> 00:40:31,575
  3535. Out there.
  3536.  
  3537. 805
  3538. 00:40:31,577 --> 00:40:32,946
  3539. Oh, no thank you.
  3540.  
  3541. 806
  3542. 00:40:34,347 --> 00:40:35,679
  3543. I'll go.
  3544.  
  3545. 807
  3546. 00:40:35,681 --> 00:40:36,683
  3547. I'll go.
  3548.  
  3549. 808
  3550. 00:40:37,884 --> 00:40:38,950
  3551. What?
  3552.  
  3553. 809
  3554. 00:40:38,952 --> 00:40:40,083
  3555. I'm the perfect human.
  3556.  
  3557. 810
  3558. 00:40:40,085 --> 00:40:41,887
  3559. I work in non-profit.
  3560.  
  3561. 811
  3562. 00:40:42,121 --> 00:40:44,354
  3563. I just offered to go get wood.
  3564.  
  3565. 812
  3566. 00:40:44,356 --> 00:40:45,389
  3567. You're welcome.
  3568.  
  3569. 813
  3570. 00:40:45,391 --> 00:40:46,758
  3571. It's not his fault
  3572. he's chivalrous
  3573.  
  3574. 814
  3575. 00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:47,825
  3576. and you're a dick, Larry.
  3577.  
  3578. 815
  3579. 00:40:47,827 --> 00:40:49,661
  3580. Hey, at least I still have mine.
  3581.  
  3582. 816
  3583. 00:40:49,663 --> 00:40:51,762
  3584. You seen the size of those
  3585. fucking ticks out there?
  3586.  
  3587. 817
  3588. 00:40:51,764 --> 00:40:53,231
  3589. They don't want
  3590. your dick, trust me.
  3591.  
  3592. 818
  3593. 00:40:53,233 --> 00:40:54,499
  3594. How would you know?
  3595.  
  3596. 819
  3597. 00:40:54,501 --> 00:40:56,403
  3598. Yeah, we really missed out.
  3599.  
  3600. 820
  3601. 00:40:57,436 --> 00:40:58,271
  3602. You didn't.
  3603.  
  3604. 821
  3605. 00:40:59,539 --> 00:41:01,074
  3606. Whatever, not worth it.
  3607.  
  3608. 822
  3609. 00:41:01,574 --> 00:41:03,173
  3610. Ever the pacifist.
  3611.  
  3612. 823
  3613. 00:41:03,175 --> 00:41:05,376
  3614. Why, because I don't care
  3615. about your tick-bait dick?
  3616.  
  3617. 824
  3618. 00:41:05,378 --> 00:41:07,012
  3619. No, because you don't
  3620. care that someone
  3621.  
  3622. 825
  3623. 00:41:07,014 --> 00:41:08,345
  3624. called your dad crazy and said
  3625.  
  3626. 826
  3627. 00:41:08,347 --> 00:41:09,947
  3628. it's only a matter
  3629. of time for you!
  3630.  
  3631. 827
  3632. 00:41:09,949 --> 00:41:11,548
  3633. The woman is grieving, man,
  3634.  
  3635. 828
  3636. 00:41:11,550 --> 00:41:12,684
  3637. she just lost her husband!
  3638.  
  3639. 829
  3640. 00:41:12,686 --> 00:41:14,117
  3641. I'm not gonna be
  3642. a jerk about it!
  3643.  
  3644. 830
  3645. 00:41:14,119 --> 00:41:15,686
  3646. No, of course not.
  3647.  
  3648. 831
  3649. 00:41:15,688 --> 00:41:17,387
  3650. It would ruin your reputation
  3651. as a fucking saint!
  3652.  
  3653. 832
  3654. 00:41:17,389 --> 00:41:20,023
  3655. Shut up, you don't know
  3656. what you're talking about.
  3657.  
  3658. 833
  3659. 00:41:20,025 --> 00:41:21,425
  3660. There it is, there
  3661. it is, let it out.
  3662.  
  3663. 834
  3664. 00:41:21,427 --> 00:41:22,730
  3665. Fuck you!
  3666.  
  3667. 835
  3668. 00:41:23,797 --> 00:41:26,032
  3669. Okay, you satisfied,
  3670. prick, fuck you.
  3671.  
  3672. 836
  3673. 00:41:27,766 --> 00:41:28,666
  3674. Hey!
  3675.  
  3676. 837
  3677. 00:41:28,668 --> 00:41:29,870
  3678. Hey, hey, stop it.
  3679.  
  3680. 838
  3681. 00:41:34,373 --> 00:41:37,141
  3682. Well, there goes
  3683. your peace prize.
  3684.  
  3685. 839
  3686. 00:41:37,143 --> 00:41:38,842
  3687. I'll come with you, Paul.
  3688.  
  3689. 840
  3690. 00:41:38,844 --> 00:41:40,146
  3691. Let's go get tick bit.
  3692.  
  3693. 841
  3694. 00:41:48,822 --> 00:41:50,121
  3695. Don't pay attention.
  3696.  
  3697. 842
  3698. 00:41:50,123 --> 00:41:51,759
  3699. They do this all the time.
  3700.  
  3701. 843
  3702. 00:41:56,996 --> 00:41:58,432
  3703. Where are they going?
  3704.  
  3705. 844
  3706. 00:41:58,965 --> 00:41:59,963
  3707. For a screw.
  3708.  
  3709. 845
  3710. 00:41:59,965 --> 00:42:01,168
  3711. Yeah right.
  3712.  
  3713. 846
  3714. 00:42:01,934 --> 00:42:03,833
  3715. So she dates girls, right?
  3716.  
  3717. 847
  3718. 00:42:03,835 --> 00:42:05,471
  3719. Most lesbians do.
  3720.  
  3721. 848
  3722. 00:42:07,139 --> 00:42:08,673
  3723. Paul's really nice.
  3724.  
  3725. 849
  3726. 00:42:08,675 --> 00:42:10,374
  3727. And so is Mr. Rogers.
  3728.  
  3729. 850
  3730. 00:42:10,376 --> 00:42:11,110
  3731. Who?
  3732.  
  3733. 851
  3734. 00:42:11,644 --> 00:42:14,077
  3735. That old dude that used
  3736. to ride tiny trains
  3737.  
  3738. 852
  3739. 00:42:14,079 --> 00:42:16,083
  3740. with a bunch of puppets on them?
  3741.  
  3742. 853
  3743. 00:42:16,983 --> 00:42:18,284
  3744. That's really creepy.
  3745.  
  3746. 854
  3747. 00:42:18,617 --> 00:42:19,883
  3748. Exactly.
  3749.  
  3750. 855
  3751. 00:42:20,954 --> 00:42:22,452
  3752. That's why I always come on
  3753.  
  3754. 856
  3755. 00:42:22,454 --> 00:42:25,990
  3756. when you least... expect it.
  3757.  
  3758. 857
  3759. 00:42:27,994 --> 00:42:29,396
  3760. Oh, Jesus fuck!
  3761.  
  3762. 858
  3763. 00:42:29,862 --> 00:42:33,331
  3764. Oh man damn, that was... fuck.
  3765.  
  3766. 859
  3767. 00:42:40,873 --> 00:42:42,474
  3768. It's a raccoon.
  3769.  
  3770. 860
  3771. 00:42:42,476 --> 00:42:43,943
  3772. The size of a horse?
  3773.  
  3774. 861
  3775. 00:42:45,010 --> 00:42:47,047
  3776. Damn, how many of
  3777. them are there?
  3778.  
  3779. 862
  3780. 00:42:52,751 --> 00:42:54,684
  3781. Oh my god, that's him.
  3782.  
  3783. 863
  3784. 00:42:54,686 --> 00:42:55,954
  3785. What, who?
  3786.  
  3787. 864
  3788. 00:42:55,956 --> 00:42:56,954
  3789. Him!
  3790.  
  3791. 865
  3792. 00:42:56,956 --> 00:42:57,887
  3793. What about him?
  3794.  
  3795. 866
  3796. 00:42:57,889 --> 00:42:59,590
  3797. That's the man.
  3798.  
  3799. 867
  3800. 00:42:59,592 --> 00:43:00,825
  3801. That's the man that I saw.
  3802.  
  3803. 868
  3804. 00:43:00,827 --> 00:43:01,791
  3805. In this picture?
  3806.  
  3807. 869
  3808. 00:43:01,793 --> 00:43:03,293
  3809. No, in the window.
  3810.  
  3811. 870
  3812. 00:43:03,295 --> 00:43:04,662
  3813. Babe, have some water.
  3814.  
  3815. 871
  3816. 00:43:04,664 --> 00:43:06,731
  3817. No, no, I saw him yesterday.
  3818.  
  3819. 872
  3820. 00:43:06,733 --> 00:43:07,898
  3821. And today I thought...
  3822.  
  3823. 873
  3824. 00:43:07,900 --> 00:43:09,367
  3825. It couldn't be.
  3826.  
  3827. 874
  3828. 00:43:09,369 --> 00:43:10,370
  3829. Why not?
  3830.  
  3831. 875
  3832. 00:43:11,503 --> 00:43:13,104
  3833. 'Cause that's Max.
  3834.  
  3835. 876
  3836. 00:43:13,106 --> 00:43:14,704
  3837. Who's Max?
  3838.  
  3839. 877
  3840. 00:43:14,706 --> 00:43:16,941
  3841. Max, the guy we just buried.
  3842.  
  3843. 878
  3844. 00:43:16,943 --> 00:43:18,041
  3845. He's dead.
  3846.  
  3847. 879
  3848. 00:43:18,043 --> 00:43:18,976
  3849. Very dead.
  3850.  
  3851. 880
  3852. 00:43:18,978 --> 00:43:20,545
  3853. Not anymore.
  3854.  
  3855. 881
  3856. 00:43:22,382 --> 00:43:23,548
  3857. Ooh!
  3858.  
  3859. 882
  3860. 00:43:23,550 --> 00:43:24,985
  3861. Man it sucks out there.
  3862.  
  3863. 883
  3864. 00:43:25,751 --> 00:43:27,818
  3865. You guys okay?
  3866.  
  3867. 884
  3868. 00:43:27,820 --> 00:43:29,854
  3869. Yeah, yeah we're fine.
  3870.  
  3871. 885
  3872. 00:43:29,856 --> 00:43:31,859
  3873. Just a little tipsy.
  3874.  
  3875. 886
  3876. 00:43:32,724 --> 00:43:33,993
  3877. As you should be.
  3878.  
  3879. 887
  3880. 00:43:37,297 --> 00:43:38,862
  3881. Man, the window in
  3882. the kitchen busted.
  3883.  
  3884. 888
  3885. 00:43:38,864 --> 00:43:40,731
  3886. Yeah, 'cause it's a
  3887. fucking thousand years old.
  3888.  
  3889. 889
  3890. 00:43:40,733 --> 00:43:42,066
  3891. All right, I'm gonna
  3892. call a cab.
  3893.  
  3894. 890
  3895. 00:43:42,068 --> 00:43:43,767
  3896. Huh, I don't blame you.
  3897.  
  3898. 891
  3899. 00:43:43,769 --> 00:43:44,871
  3900. Can I come?
  3901.  
  3902. 892
  3903. 00:43:45,471 --> 00:43:47,472
  3904. Oh yeah, because
  3905. they're everywhere.
  3906.  
  3907. 893
  3908. 00:43:47,474 --> 00:43:50,407
  3909. Just hop on down the corner
  3910. and fucking hail one.
  3911.  
  3912. 894
  3913. 00:43:50,409 --> 00:43:52,411
  3914. Okay, well I'm not staying here.
  3915.  
  3916. 895
  3917. 00:43:52,679 --> 00:43:53,744
  3918. We're in Wisconsin, babe.
  3919.  
  3920. 896
  3921. 00:43:53,746 --> 00:43:55,612
  3922. We're in the middle of nowhere.
  3923.  
  3924. 897
  3925. 00:43:55,614 --> 00:43:57,182
  3926. You wanted to come.
  3927.  
  3928. 898
  3929. 00:43:57,184 --> 00:43:59,617
  3930. I want to milk cows,
  3931. I want to eat cheese.
  3932.  
  3933. 899
  3934. 00:43:59,619 --> 00:44:01,184
  3935. I didn't know that
  3936. we'd be in a shack
  3937.  
  3938. 900
  3939. 00:44:01,186 --> 00:44:02,720
  3940. in the middle of the woods
  3941.  
  3942. 901
  3943. 00:44:02,722 --> 00:44:05,155
  3944. with fucking dead people
  3945. and rabid dogs in the walls!
  3946.  
  3947. 902
  3948. 00:44:05,157 --> 00:44:06,590
  3949. Well it's not really a shack.
  3950.  
  3951. 903
  3952. 00:44:06,592 --> 00:44:07,758
  3953. I said it was rustic!
  3954.  
  3955. 904
  3956. 00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:09,760
  3957. This is not rustic, Jack.
  3958.  
  3959. 905
  3960. 00:44:09,762 --> 00:44:11,128
  3961. This is survival!
  3962.  
  3963. 906
  3964. 00:44:13,699 --> 00:44:14,567
  3965. Hello?
  3966.  
  3967. 907
  3968. 00:44:15,501 --> 00:44:19,405
  3969. Hi, I need a cab to
  3970. the airport please.
  3971.  
  3972. 908
  3973. 00:44:21,675 --> 00:44:23,210
  3974. No, I know, I know.
  3975.  
  3976. 909
  3977. 00:44:24,677 --> 00:44:25,943
  3978. Where are we?
  3979.  
  3980. 910
  3981. 00:44:25,945 --> 00:44:26,978
  3982. The Lehman house.
  3983.  
  3984. 911
  3985. 00:44:26,980 --> 00:44:27,778
  3986. The Lehman house.
  3987.  
  3988. 912
  3989. 00:44:27,780 --> 00:44:28,713
  3990. Black Hill road.
  3991.  
  3992. 913
  3993. 00:44:28,715 --> 00:44:30,050
  3994. On Black Hill road.
  3995.  
  3996. 914
  3997. 00:44:34,019 --> 00:44:35,489
  3998. Hello?
  3999.  
  4000. 915
  4001. 00:44:36,588 --> 00:44:37,456
  4002. Hello?
  4003.  
  4004. 916
  4005. 00:44:40,126 --> 00:44:42,358
  4006. Maybe there's service
  4007. in the main house.
  4008.  
  4009. 917
  4010. 00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:43,996
  4011. Or Sylvia could drive us.
  4012.  
  4013. 918
  4014. 00:44:44,297 --> 00:44:45,896
  4015. The woman just
  4016. buried her husband.
  4017.  
  4018. 919
  4019. 00:44:45,898 --> 00:44:48,532
  4020. We can't ask her to drive
  4021. 30 miles in a rainstorm.
  4022.  
  4023. 920
  4024. 00:44:48,534 --> 00:44:50,001
  4025. That's what happens
  4026. when you live
  4027.  
  4028. 921
  4029. 00:44:50,003 --> 00:44:51,434
  4030. in the middle of
  4031. the fucking boonies.
  4032.  
  4033. 922
  4034. 00:44:51,436 --> 00:44:52,802
  4035. You have to drive people
  4036. places, deal with it.
  4037.  
  4038. 923
  4039. 00:44:52,804 --> 00:44:54,371
  4040. Dude, let it go.
  4041.  
  4042. 924
  4043. 00:44:54,373 --> 00:44:56,039
  4044. If you wanna act like a
  4045. pussy, do it on your own time.
  4046.  
  4047. 925
  4048. 00:44:56,041 --> 00:44:58,508
  4049. I didn't cheat a dead guy out
  4050. of a fucking science grant
  4051.  
  4052. 926
  4053. 00:44:58,510 --> 00:45:00,510
  4054. 20 years ago, I have
  4055. nothing to apologize for
  4056.  
  4057. 927
  4058. 00:45:00,512 --> 00:45:01,845
  4059. so don't include
  4060. me in your fucking
  4061.  
  4062. 928
  4063. 00:45:01,847 --> 00:45:03,347
  4064. never ending <i>mea culpa.</i>
  4065.  
  4066. 929
  4067. 00:45:03,349 --> 00:45:05,016
  4068. So sleeping with his
  4069. girlfriends doesn't count?
  4070.  
  4071. 930
  4072. 00:45:05,018 --> 00:45:06,550
  4073. Oh Jesus, it was
  4074. college, asshole,
  4075.  
  4076. 931
  4077. 00:45:06,552 --> 00:45:08,355
  4078. who didn't sleep
  4079. with his girlfriends?
  4080.  
  4081. 932
  4082. 00:45:08,755 --> 00:45:09,690
  4083. You did?
  4084.  
  4085. 933
  4086. 00:45:10,489 --> 00:45:11,255
  4087. What?
  4088.  
  4089. 934
  4090. 00:45:11,257 --> 00:45:13,157
  4091. No, I... maybe.
  4092.  
  4093. 935
  4094. 00:45:13,159 --> 00:45:14,858
  4095. I don't know.
  4096.  
  4097. 936
  4098. 00:45:14,860 --> 00:45:16,092
  4099. We're here, okay.
  4100.  
  4101. 937
  4102. 00:45:16,094 --> 00:45:17,729
  4103. We all did shit
  4104. we're not proud of
  4105.  
  4106. 938
  4107. 00:45:17,731 --> 00:45:18,963
  4108. but we're here now so can we
  4109. please try to be civilized
  4110.  
  4111. 939
  4112. 00:45:18,965 --> 00:45:20,197
  4113. for a goddamn second?
  4114.  
  4115. 940
  4116. 00:45:20,199 --> 00:45:22,398
  4117. And who the fuck
  4118. finished the wine?
  4119.  
  4120. 941
  4121. 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,501
  4122. You have a drinking problem.
  4123.  
  4124. 942
  4125. 00:45:24,503 --> 00:45:25,336
  4126. No fucking duh.
  4127.  
  4128. 943
  4129. 00:45:25,338 --> 00:45:26,704
  4130. Who the hell has a funeral
  4131.  
  4132. 944
  4133. 00:45:26,706 --> 00:45:27,972
  4134. in the middle of the
  4135. damn woods anyway?
  4136.  
  4137. 945
  4138. 00:45:27,974 --> 00:45:29,240
  4139. Oh Max does, of course he does.
  4140.  
  4141. 946
  4142. 00:45:29,242 --> 00:45:30,809
  4143. God forbid he make
  4144. anything easy.
  4145.  
  4146. 947
  4147. 00:45:30,811 --> 00:45:32,342
  4148. It's like making people
  4149. go to your wedding
  4150.  
  4151. 948
  4152. 00:45:32,344 --> 00:45:34,513
  4153. in Columbus, Ohio
  4154. on New Years Eve.
  4155.  
  4156. 949
  4157. 00:45:34,780 --> 00:45:35,912
  4158. You didn't have to come, Larry.
  4159.  
  4160. 950
  4161. 00:45:35,914 --> 00:45:37,481
  4162. No one dragged you there.
  4163.  
  4164. 951
  4165. 00:45:37,483 --> 00:45:39,150
  4166. The roads are closed, Amber.
  4167.  
  4168. 952
  4169. 00:45:39,152 --> 00:45:40,083
  4170. No one's gonna drive you.
  4171.  
  4172. 953
  4173. 00:45:40,085 --> 00:45:41,487
  4174. Then I'll walk.
  4175.  
  4176. 954
  4177. 00:45:44,590 --> 00:45:46,759
  4178. Fine, go.
  4179.  
  4180. 955
  4181. 00:45:48,994 --> 00:45:50,961
  4182. You wanna go?!
  4183.  
  4184. 956
  4185. 00:45:50,963 --> 00:45:52,128
  4186. Hey, whoah.
  4187.  
  4188. 957
  4189. 00:45:52,130 --> 00:45:52,963
  4190. - You wanna go.
  4191. - Don't touch me!
  4192.  
  4193. 958
  4194. 00:45:52,965 --> 00:45:53,998
  4195. Relax!
  4196.  
  4197. 959
  4198. 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,432
  4199. Hey, if you wanna go, go.
  4200.  
  4201. 960
  4202. 00:45:55,434 --> 00:45:57,668
  4203. You can't even catch the
  4204. right train to Brooklyn.
  4205.  
  4206. 961
  4207. 00:45:57,670 --> 00:46:00,271
  4208. You think you're gonna
  4209. find the fucking airport?
  4210.  
  4211. 962
  4212. 00:46:00,273 --> 00:46:01,541
  4213. Good luck!
  4214.  
  4215. 963
  4216. 00:46:02,574 --> 00:46:03,807
  4217. Oh, come on!
  4218.  
  4219. 964
  4220. 00:46:03,809 --> 00:46:05,012
  4221. What the fuck?
  4222.  
  4223. 965
  4224. 00:46:06,612 --> 00:46:07,912
  4225. I'm sorry.
  4226.  
  4227. 966
  4228. 00:46:07,914 --> 00:46:11,081
  4229. I tried to call but
  4230. the lines are down.
  4231.  
  4232. 967
  4233. 00:46:11,083 --> 00:46:12,650
  4234. Yeah, we got that.
  4235.  
  4236. 968
  4237. 00:46:12,652 --> 00:46:15,355
  4238. Nature's way of telling
  4239. us to unplug I guess.
  4240.  
  4241. 969
  4242. 00:46:18,023 --> 00:46:19,691
  4243. Any trouble with the rooms?
  4244.  
  4245. 970
  4246. 00:46:19,693 --> 00:46:20,758
  4247. Actually, kind of, yeah.
  4248.  
  4249. 971
  4250. 00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:21,825
  4251. Do you have...
  4252.  
  4253. 972
  4254. 00:46:21,827 --> 00:46:22,661
  4255. -Yeah, the kitchen window broke.
  4256.  
  4257. 973
  4258. 00:46:22,996 --> 00:46:25,396
  4259. Oh geez.
  4260.  
  4261. 974
  4262. 00:46:25,398 --> 00:46:27,498
  4263. We're fine.
  4264.  
  4265. 975
  4266. 00:46:27,500 --> 00:46:29,367
  4267. We're actually not fucking fine.
  4268.  
  4269. 976
  4270. 00:46:29,369 --> 00:46:32,869
  4271. Oh geez, I am
  4272. sorry, the windows.
  4273.  
  4274. 977
  4275. 00:46:32,871 --> 00:46:34,238
  4276. But don't worry about it.
  4277.  
  4278. 978
  4279. 00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:35,507
  4280. We can just use one of these.
  4281.  
  4282. 979
  4283. 00:46:35,509 --> 00:46:37,409
  4284. I brought these
  4285. tarps, in case, um,
  4286.  
  4287. 980
  4288. 00:46:38,577 --> 00:46:42,246
  4289. we had some leaking in the
  4290. crawlspace a while back
  4291.  
  4292. 981
  4293. 00:46:42,248 --> 00:46:45,249
  4294. and I'm a little worried
  4295. about the foundation.
  4296.  
  4297. 982
  4298. 00:46:45,251 --> 00:46:47,717
  4299. Of the fucking house?
  4300.  
  4301. 983
  4302. 00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:49,755
  4303. Under it, really.
  4304.  
  4305. 984
  4306. 00:46:50,922 --> 00:46:53,791
  4307. Oh is that the animal
  4308. farm you got down there?
  4309.  
  4310. 985
  4311. 00:46:53,793 --> 00:46:57,026
  4312. 'Cause they were having a
  4313. fucking dance party earlier.
  4314.  
  4315. 986
  4316. 00:46:57,028 --> 00:46:59,197
  4317. Oh, I don't think so.
  4318.  
  4319. 987
  4320. 00:46:59,199 --> 00:47:01,268
  4321. An animal could
  4322. barely fit in there.
  4323.  
  4324. 988
  4325. 00:47:02,168 --> 00:47:03,434
  4326. We used to have raccoons
  4327.  
  4328. 989
  4329. 00:47:03,436 --> 00:47:05,605
  4330. but Max chased those
  4331. away years ago.
  4332.  
  4333. 990
  4334. 00:47:06,271 --> 00:47:07,905
  4335. No.
  4336.  
  4337. 991
  4338. 00:47:07,907 --> 00:47:10,874
  4339. No, the only thing that's
  4340. there is old boxes and dust.
  4341.  
  4342. 992
  4343. 00:47:10,876 --> 00:47:12,876
  4344. Huh, well this was not dust.
  4345.  
  4346. 993
  4347. 00:47:12,878 --> 00:47:15,545
  4348. It was like a couple
  4349. fat guys on a treadmill.
  4350.  
  4351. 994
  4352. 00:47:15,547 --> 00:47:18,481
  4353. So you might wanna maybe
  4354. reset your traps or something.
  4355.  
  4356. 995
  4357. 00:47:18,483 --> 00:47:20,583
  4358. We don't really do traps.
  4359.  
  4360. 996
  4361. 00:47:20,585 --> 00:47:22,420
  4362. The only killing
  4363. that we do out here
  4364.  
  4365. 997
  4366. 00:47:22,422 --> 00:47:24,124
  4367. is of the mercy variety.
  4368.  
  4369. 998
  4370. 00:47:24,891 --> 00:47:26,289
  4371. Oh my god.
  4372.  
  4373. 999
  4374. 00:47:26,291 --> 00:47:29,459
  4375. Anyhoo, here are
  4376. the tarps, Paul.
  4377.  
  4378. 1000
  4379. 00:47:29,461 --> 00:47:31,795
  4380. If you don't mind
  4381. checking the crawlspace
  4382.  
  4383. 1001
  4384. 00:47:31,797 --> 00:47:33,097
  4385. when you get a chance.
  4386.  
  4387. 1002
  4388. 00:47:33,099 --> 00:47:37,504
  4389. It's just no handyman till
  4390. after the storm passes.
  4391.  
  4392. 1003
  4393. 00:47:38,170 --> 00:47:40,606
  4394. Yeah, mmhmm, yeah sure.
  4395.  
  4396. 1004
  4397. 00:47:41,039 --> 00:47:42,106
  4398. Great.
  4399.  
  4400. 1005
  4401. 00:47:42,108 --> 00:47:44,941
  4402. It's through the carport.
  4403.  
  4404. 1006
  4405. 00:47:44,943 --> 00:47:48,815
  4406. And, um... under the house.
  4407.  
  4408. 1007
  4409. 00:47:50,849 --> 00:47:52,016
  4410. Great.
  4411.  
  4412. 1008
  4413. 00:47:52,284 --> 00:47:53,950
  4414. Listen, Sylvia.
  4415.  
  4416. 1009
  4417. 00:47:53,952 --> 00:47:57,454
  4418. A few of us were thinking about
  4419. heading out a little early,
  4420.  
  4421. 1010
  4422. 00:47:57,456 --> 00:47:59,456
  4423. you know just get ahead
  4424. of the rain, you know.
  4425.  
  4426. 1011
  4427. 00:47:59,458 --> 00:48:02,596
  4428. Yeah, any chance you could
  4429. drive us to the airport?
  4430.  
  4431. 1012
  4432. 00:48:03,563 --> 00:48:06,097
  4433. Oh, well I mean I would
  4434.  
  4435. 1013
  4436. 00:48:06,099 --> 00:48:07,898
  4437. but the roads are washed out.
  4438.  
  4439. 1014
  4440. 00:48:07,900 --> 00:48:10,537
  4441. But they should be
  4442. clear by daybreak.
  4443.  
  4444. 1015
  4445. 00:48:10,869 --> 00:48:12,404
  4446. Morning daybreak?
  4447.  
  4448. 1016
  4449. 00:48:13,338 --> 00:48:16,407
  4450. Yeah, happens every
  4451. October through March.
  4452.  
  4453. 1017
  4454. 00:48:16,409 --> 00:48:17,844
  4455. Nature's curfew.
  4456.  
  4457. 1018
  4458. 00:48:19,478 --> 00:48:20,846
  4459. That's really cute.
  4460.  
  4461. 1019
  4462. 00:48:21,748 --> 00:48:25,215
  4463. If the lights blow, we keep
  4464. candles and a kerosene lamp
  4465.  
  4466. 1020
  4467. 00:48:25,217 --> 00:48:27,219
  4468. or two in the back
  4469. of the basement.
  4470.  
  4471. 1021
  4472. 00:48:28,353 --> 00:48:30,756
  4473. May as well just
  4474. shelter from the storm.
  4475.  
  4476. 1022
  4477. 00:48:40,867 --> 00:48:43,233
  4478. Maybe we should pack
  4479. it in, try to sleep.
  4480.  
  4481. 1023
  4482. 00:48:43,235 --> 00:48:45,436
  4483. I'm too wired to sleep.
  4484.  
  4485. 1024
  4486. 00:48:45,438 --> 00:48:46,806
  4487. I'm probably too sober.
  4488.  
  4489. 1025
  4490. 00:48:48,106 --> 00:48:49,440
  4491. What is the deal
  4492. with this thing?
  4493.  
  4494. 1026
  4495. 00:48:49,442 --> 00:48:50,974
  4496. Does the garbage
  4497. disposal even work?
  4498.  
  4499. 1027
  4500. 00:48:50,976 --> 00:48:53,311
  4501. Maybe Amber's right, this
  4502. is kind of fucked up.
  4503.  
  4504. 1028
  4505. 00:48:53,313 --> 00:48:54,711
  4506. Oh please, she's a ding dong.
  4507.  
  4508. 1029
  4509. 00:48:54,713 --> 00:48:57,615
  4510. Hey Paul, this thing
  4511. is totally clogged.
  4512.  
  4513. 1030
  4514. 00:48:57,617 --> 00:48:59,249
  4515. Maybe the pump is broken.
  4516.  
  4517. 1031
  4518. 00:48:59,251 --> 00:49:00,316
  4519. She's not a...
  4520.  
  4521. 1032
  4522. 00:49:00,318 --> 00:49:02,586
  4523. I mean she's young and hot.
  4524.  
  4525. 1033
  4526. 00:49:02,588 --> 00:49:05,121
  4527. Hey Paul, can you
  4528. please check the well?
  4529.  
  4530. 1034
  4531. 00:49:05,123 --> 00:49:06,324
  4532. She's not an idiot.
  4533.  
  4534. 1035
  4535. 00:49:06,326 --> 00:49:07,791
  4536. Nice of you to defend her.
  4537.  
  4538. 1036
  4539. 00:49:07,793 --> 00:49:09,325
  4540. Well, because she
  4541. doesn't even want a beer,
  4542.  
  4543. 1037
  4544. 00:49:09,327 --> 00:49:10,595
  4545. give her a break.
  4546.  
  4547. 1038
  4548. 00:49:10,597 --> 00:49:11,829
  4549. Please.
  4550.  
  4551. 1039
  4552. 00:49:15,201 --> 00:49:16,369
  4553. Uh, Sylvia?
  4554.  
  4555. 1040
  4556. 00:49:18,538 --> 00:49:20,670
  4557. Oh, good, it's you.
  4558.  
  4559. 1041
  4560. 00:49:20,672 --> 00:49:22,274
  4561. Could you give me a hand, Paul?
  4562.  
  4563. 1042
  4564. 00:49:22,507 --> 00:49:25,041
  4565. Oh, I was just coming
  4566. down to check the well.
  4567.  
  4568. 1043
  4569. 00:49:25,043 --> 00:49:27,010
  4570. The sink's all backed up.
  4571.  
  4572. 1044
  4573. 00:49:27,012 --> 00:49:28,545
  4574. Oh, sorry about that.
  4575.  
  4576. 1045
  4577. 00:49:28,547 --> 00:49:31,450
  4578. There really is no good
  4579. way to dispose of these.
  4580.  
  4581. 1046
  4582. 00:49:34,621 --> 00:49:36,052
  4583. <i>What do you care?</i>
  4584.  
  4585. 1047
  4586. 00:49:36,054 --> 00:49:37,354
  4587. It's not like you're
  4588. gonna remember anyway.
  4589.  
  4590. 1048
  4591. 00:49:37,356 --> 00:49:38,356
  4592. You'll be blacked out by nine.
  4593.  
  4594. 1049
  4595. 00:49:38,358 --> 00:49:39,824
  4596. What the fuck?
  4597.  
  4598. 1050
  4599. 00:49:39,826 --> 00:49:42,025
  4600. I mean, two baby
  4601. showers, Elaine?
  4602.  
  4603. 1051
  4604. 00:49:42,027 --> 00:49:43,126
  4605. Oh my god.
  4606.  
  4607. 1052
  4608. 00:49:43,128 --> 00:49:44,293
  4609. And you didn't come to Jojo's,
  4610.  
  4611. 1053
  4612. 00:49:44,295 --> 00:49:45,229
  4613. you didn't come to Sally's.
  4614.  
  4615. 1054
  4616. 00:49:45,231 --> 00:49:46,264
  4617. She's your step-kid.
  4618.  
  4619. 1055
  4620. 00:49:46,266 --> 00:49:47,898
  4621. She was four years old!
  4622.  
  4623. 1056
  4624. 00:49:47,900 --> 00:49:50,635
  4625. She was two and a half and
  4626. she was still my first baby!
  4627.  
  4628. 1057
  4629. 00:49:50,637 --> 00:49:52,101
  4630. Seriously, who doesn't
  4631. visit their best friend
  4632.  
  4633. 1058
  4634. 00:49:52,103 --> 00:49:54,572
  4635. just because they live
  4636. a fucking bus ride away?
  4637.  
  4638. 1059
  4639. 00:49:54,574 --> 00:49:56,907
  4640. It's Connecticut,
  4641. Bess, not a bus ride.
  4642.  
  4643. 1060
  4644. 00:49:56,909 --> 00:49:59,010
  4645. It's called the
  4646. Metro North, Elaine,
  4647.  
  4648. 1061
  4649. 00:49:59,012 --> 00:50:00,811
  4650. and it takes about
  4651. an hour and a half!
  4652.  
  4653. 1062
  4654. 00:50:00,813 --> 00:50:02,479
  4655. You're right, I'm so sorry!
  4656.  
  4657. 1063
  4658. 00:50:02,481 --> 00:50:03,880
  4659. Between paying two rents,
  4660. changing adult diapers
  4661.  
  4662. 1064
  4663. 00:50:03,882 --> 00:50:05,682
  4664. and keeping my mom from
  4665. falling down the stairs,
  4666.  
  4667. 1065
  4668. 00:50:05,684 --> 00:50:08,284
  4669. I definitely had time for
  4670. a joyride to the suburbs!
  4671.  
  4672. 1066
  4673. 00:50:08,286 --> 00:50:09,519
  4674. We would have come in, okay?
  4675.  
  4676. 1067
  4677. 00:50:09,521 --> 00:50:10,887
  4678. We could have come
  4679. to the funeral,
  4680.  
  4681. 1068
  4682. 00:50:10,889 --> 00:50:12,722
  4683. taken you out to lunch,
  4684. taken you to the park.
  4685.  
  4686. 1069
  4687. 00:50:12,724 --> 00:50:14,391
  4688. Oh because going to
  4689. a fucking petting zoo
  4690.  
  4691. 1070
  4692. 00:50:14,393 --> 00:50:16,659
  4693. with your perfect family is
  4694. exactly how I want to spend
  4695.  
  4696. 1071
  4697. 00:50:16,661 --> 00:50:18,195
  4698. my first days as an orphan!
  4699.  
  4700. 1072
  4701. 00:50:18,197 --> 00:50:19,563
  4702. You made a choice!
  4703.  
  4704. 1073
  4705. 00:50:19,565 --> 00:50:20,965
  4706. You were all about work.
  4707.  
  4708. 1074
  4709. 00:50:20,967 --> 00:50:22,465
  4710. You never once talked
  4711. about having kids!
  4712.  
  4713. 1075
  4714. 00:50:22,467 --> 00:50:24,168
  4715. Oh how could I?
  4716.  
  4717. 1076
  4718. 00:50:24,170 --> 00:50:26,737
  4719. You never for a second stopped
  4720. fucking talking about yours!
  4721.  
  4722. 1077
  4723. 00:50:45,257 --> 00:50:46,692
  4724. Everyone okay?
  4725.  
  4726. 1078
  4727. 00:50:49,094 --> 00:50:50,963
  4728. I think we unclogged the sink.
  4729.  
  4730. 1079
  4731. 00:50:52,632 --> 00:50:54,900
  4732. Oh, come on, dudes!
  4733.  
  4734. 1080
  4735. 00:50:55,134 --> 00:50:56,369
  4736. Fuck.
  4737.  
  4738. 1081
  4739. 00:50:56,635 --> 00:50:57,936
  4740. I'm gonna change.
  4741.  
  4742. 1082
  4743. 00:51:03,541 --> 00:51:04,744
  4744. Of course it doesn't.
  4745.  
  4746. 1083
  4747. 00:51:06,545 --> 00:51:07,613
  4748. Come on.
  4749.  
  4750. 1084
  4751. 00:51:15,887 --> 00:51:16,755
  4752. Oh gosh.
  4753.  
  4754. 1085
  4755. 00:51:17,724 --> 00:51:19,525
  4756. I should be listening
  4757. to my uh oh feelings.
  4758.  
  4759. 1086
  4760. 00:51:19,724 --> 00:51:21,258
  4761. Ah, smells like shit down here.
  4762.  
  4763. 1087
  4764. 00:51:21,260 --> 00:51:22,726
  4765. That's what I tell the kids.
  4766.  
  4767. 1088
  4768. 00:51:22,728 --> 00:51:24,662
  4769. Listen to their uh oh feelings.
  4770.  
  4771. 1089
  4772. 00:51:24,664 --> 00:51:25,595
  4773. What are they, five?
  4774.  
  4775. 1090
  4776. 00:51:25,597 --> 00:51:26,699
  4777. They're fucking idiots.
  4778.  
  4779. 1091
  4780. 00:51:27,266 --> 00:51:28,565
  4781. I don't see any lamps.
  4782.  
  4783. 1092
  4784. 00:51:28,567 --> 00:51:30,570
  4785. Okay, hold up, would you please?
  4786.  
  4787. 1093
  4788. 00:51:32,070 --> 00:51:34,406
  4789. She said back of
  4790. the basement, ah.
  4791.  
  4792. 1094
  4793. 00:51:35,106 --> 00:51:36,342
  4794. Back of the basement.
  4795.  
  4796. 1095
  4797. 00:51:37,175 --> 00:51:38,641
  4798. Come on, Larry.
  4799.  
  4800. 1096
  4801. 00:51:38,643 --> 00:51:40,209
  4802. I'm sure it's in here.
  4803.  
  4804. 1097
  4805. 00:51:40,211 --> 00:51:41,112
  4806. Yeah.
  4807.  
  4808. 1098
  4809. 00:51:44,617 --> 00:51:47,387
  4810. Yeah, maybe some old
  4811. Playboys back here.
  4812.  
  4813. 1099
  4814. 00:51:50,755 --> 00:51:52,057
  4815. Blow up sex doll.
  4816.  
  4817. 1100
  4818. 00:51:54,092 --> 00:51:55,027
  4819. That'd be fun, huh?
  4820.  
  4821. 1101
  4822. 00:51:56,295 --> 00:51:57,762
  4823. Okay, wait.
  4824.  
  4825. 1102
  4826. 00:51:57,764 --> 00:52:00,396
  4827. Is this it, this is
  4828. one of those, um...
  4829.  
  4830. 1103
  4831. 00:52:00,398 --> 00:52:01,831
  4832. Oh yeah, that's, let me see.
  4833.  
  4834. 1104
  4835. 00:52:01,833 --> 00:52:02,867
  4836. - Camping lamps, right?
  4837. - Yup.
  4838.  
  4839. 1105
  4840. 00:52:02,869 --> 00:52:04,767
  4841. I think you just...
  4842.  
  4843. 1106
  4844. 00:52:04,769 --> 00:52:06,706
  4845. I think you just...
  4846.  
  4847. 1107
  4848. 00:52:09,842 --> 00:52:11,575
  4849. - Yup.
  4850. - Ah, cool.
  4851.  
  4852. 1108
  4853. 00:52:11,577 --> 00:52:12,445
  4854. Boom.
  4855.  
  4856. 1109
  4857. 00:52:12,711 --> 00:52:14,345
  4858. We have light.
  4859.  
  4860. 1110
  4861. 00:52:14,347 --> 00:52:16,313
  4862. Oh, it smells like a
  4863. damn public bathroom, man.
  4864.  
  4865. 1111
  4866. 00:52:16,315 --> 00:52:17,682
  4867. It was like a stack.
  4868.  
  4869. 1112
  4870. 00:52:17,684 --> 00:52:19,282
  4871. It was like a stack
  4872. of animals, dude.
  4873.  
  4874. 1113
  4875. 00:52:19,284 --> 00:52:20,383
  4876. And Sylvia was just...
  4877.  
  4878. 1114
  4879. 00:52:20,385 --> 00:52:21,318
  4880. Dude, I don't wanna know, man.
  4881.  
  4882. 1115
  4883. 00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:22,552
  4884. I'm sorry, I can't.
  4885.  
  4886. 1116
  4887. 00:52:22,554 --> 00:52:24,153
  4888. I just, I don't
  4889. have my pipe here
  4890.  
  4891. 1117
  4892. 00:52:24,155 --> 00:52:24,990
  4893. and I just...
  4894.  
  4895. 1118
  4896. 00:52:25,958 --> 00:52:27,858
  4897. I'm not high enough
  4898. to hear this shit.
  4899.  
  4900. 1119
  4901. 00:52:27,860 --> 00:52:29,994
  4902. And you definitely can't
  4903. be telling the girls.
  4904.  
  4905. 1120
  4906. 00:52:29,996 --> 00:52:32,097
  4907. We cannot take any
  4908. more crazy right now.
  4909.  
  4910. 1121
  4911. 00:52:32,530 --> 00:52:34,697
  4912. Fine, can you just hand
  4913. me the tarps please?
  4914.  
  4915. 1122
  4916. 00:52:34,699 --> 00:52:36,133
  4917. You know, you're nuts, man.
  4918.  
  4919. 1123
  4920. 00:52:36,135 --> 00:52:37,400
  4921. The last thing we
  4922. should be doing
  4923.  
  4924. 1124
  4925. 00:52:37,402 --> 00:52:38,702
  4926. is Sylvia's damn housework.
  4927.  
  4928. 1125
  4929. 00:52:38,704 --> 00:52:40,003
  4930. Right, whatever, come on.
  4931.  
  4932. 1126
  4933. 00:52:40,005 --> 00:52:41,838
  4934. You know, that's
  4935. why she asked you.
  4936.  
  4937. 1127
  4938. 00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:44,576
  4939. She knew that you would be
  4940. the only sucker to say yes.
  4941.  
  4942. 1128
  4943. 00:52:46,244 --> 00:52:47,112
  4944. Bye.
  4945.  
  4946. 1129
  4947. 00:52:48,213 --> 00:52:49,615
  4948. Look at that.
  4949.  
  4950. 1130
  4951. 00:52:53,652 --> 00:52:54,617
  4952. Is it on?
  4953.  
  4954. 1131
  4955. 00:52:54,619 --> 00:52:56,653
  4956. Yeah, say cheese.
  4957.  
  4958. 1132
  4959. 00:52:56,655 --> 00:52:58,958
  4960. Maybe Sylvia's working
  4961. on a rat documentary.
  4962.  
  4963. 1133
  4964. 00:52:59,257 --> 00:53:00,324
  4965. Wanna say a few words?
  4966.  
  4967. 1134
  4968. 00:53:00,326 --> 00:53:01,691
  4969. Turn it off, it's super creepy.
  4970.  
  4971. 1135
  4972. 00:53:01,693 --> 00:53:03,427
  4973. You look really
  4974. hot in this light.
  4975.  
  4976. 1136
  4977. 00:53:03,429 --> 00:53:04,795
  4978. Shut up.
  4979.  
  4980. 1137
  4981. 00:53:04,797 --> 00:53:07,396
  4982. Maybe Max has a science
  4983. blog, LonelyMax15.
  4984.  
  4985. 1138
  4986. 00:53:07,398 --> 00:53:08,800
  4987. Right, Max on the internet.
  4988.  
  4989. 1139
  4990. 00:53:08,802 --> 00:53:11,300
  4991. He wouldn't even be
  4992. in photographs.
  4993.  
  4994. 1140
  4995. 00:53:11,302 --> 00:53:12,269
  4996. Okay, let's see.
  4997.  
  4998. 1141
  4999. 00:53:12,271 --> 00:53:13,336
  5000. Let's see what's on it.
  5001.  
  5002. 1142
  5003. 00:53:13,338 --> 00:53:14,871
  5004. No, Larry, stop, okay,
  5005.  
  5006. 1143
  5007. 00:53:14,873 --> 00:53:16,206
  5008. what if he's masturbating
  5009. or something?
  5010.  
  5011. 1144
  5012. 00:53:16,208 --> 00:53:17,441
  5013. I don't want that
  5014. image in my head.
  5015.  
  5016. 1145
  5017. 00:53:17,443 --> 00:53:18,608
  5018. Dead guy jacking off?
  5019.  
  5020. 1146
  5021. 00:53:18,610 --> 00:53:19,679
  5022. Larry.
  5023.  
  5024. 1147
  5025. 00:53:21,681 --> 00:53:24,847
  5026. And, ah, not naked.
  5027.  
  5028. 1148
  5029. 00:53:24,849 --> 00:53:26,983
  5030. Needs a shower maybe but...
  5031.  
  5032. 1149
  5033. 00:53:26,985 --> 00:53:27,885
  5034. Oh, Max.
  5035.  
  5036. 1150
  5037. 00:53:27,887 --> 00:53:29,121
  5038. <i>Yeah, uh.</i>
  5039.  
  5040. 1151
  5041. 00:53:30,121 --> 00:53:32,121
  5042. <i>Those were some
  5043. really great years.</i>
  5044.  
  5045. 1152
  5046. 00:53:32,123 --> 00:53:37,996
  5047. <i>You know, you guys, you were
  5048. the McHale Hall Crew, and...</i>
  5049.  
  5050. 1153
  5051. 00:53:40,599 --> 00:53:42,534
  5052. <i>...my best friends, so.</i>
  5053.  
  5054. 1154
  5055. 00:53:51,344 --> 00:53:54,213
  5056. I know I'll see you
  5057. on the other side, so...
  5058.  
  5059. 1155
  5060. 00:53:57,483 --> 00:53:58,914
  5061. Forgive me.
  5062.  
  5063. 1156
  5064. 00:54:02,420 --> 00:54:03,855
  5065. What the fuck?
  5066.  
  5067. 1157
  5068. 00:54:04,289 --> 00:54:05,657
  5069. Oh Jesus.
  5070.  
  5071. 1158
  5072. 00:54:06,291 --> 00:54:07,691
  5073. Why did you show me that?
  5074.  
  5075. 1159
  5076. 00:54:07,693 --> 00:54:10,594
  5077. Why the fuck did we
  5078. watch that, you asshole!
  5079.  
  5080. 1160
  5081. 00:54:10,596 --> 00:54:11,762
  5082. I didn't know.
  5083.  
  5084. 1161
  5085. 00:54:11,764 --> 00:54:12,795
  5086. I didn't know!
  5087.  
  5088. 1162
  5089. 00:54:12,797 --> 00:54:14,197
  5090. How was I supposed to know
  5091.  
  5092. 1163
  5093. 00:54:14,199 --> 00:54:15,331
  5094. that he was gonna off
  5095. himself on camera?
  5096.  
  5097. 1164
  5098. 00:54:15,333 --> 00:54:16,233
  5099. She didn't tell us.
  5100.  
  5101. 1165
  5102. 00:54:16,235 --> 00:54:17,300
  5103. She did, remember?
  5104.  
  5105. 1166
  5106. 00:54:17,302 --> 00:54:18,834
  5107. She said he asked for us.
  5108.  
  5109. 1167
  5110. 00:54:18,836 --> 00:54:20,371
  5111. Not before he offed himself,
  5112. she didn't say that!
  5113.  
  5114. 1168
  5115. 00:54:20,373 --> 00:54:21,637
  5116. Well, she didn't have to,
  5117.  
  5118. 1169
  5119. 00:54:21,639 --> 00:54:23,005
  5120. we got to see for ourselves.
  5121.  
  5122. 1170
  5123. 00:54:23,007 --> 00:54:24,608
  5124. Why didn't he say anything?
  5125.  
  5126. 1171
  5127. 00:54:24,610 --> 00:54:27,276
  5128. I mean who did he have, Sylvia?
  5129.  
  5130. 1172
  5131. 00:54:27,278 --> 00:54:28,278
  5132. He had us.
  5133.  
  5134. 1173
  5135. 00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:30,014
  5136. Yeah, right.
  5137.  
  5138. 1174
  5139. 00:54:30,016 --> 00:54:31,282
  5140. He should
  5141. have told somebody.
  5142.  
  5143. 1175
  5144. 00:54:31,284 --> 00:54:32,182
  5145. Who?
  5146.  
  5147. 1176
  5148. 00:54:32,184 --> 00:54:33,251
  5149. He's a therapist.
  5150.  
  5151. 1177
  5152. 00:54:33,253 --> 00:54:34,687
  5153. Another fucking
  5154. therapist, I don't know.
  5155.  
  5156. 1178
  5157. 00:54:35,387 --> 00:54:37,686
  5158. Fuck, Larry, we
  5159. shouldn't have seen that.
  5160.  
  5161. 1179
  5162. 00:54:37,688 --> 00:54:39,021
  5163. It was private.
  5164.  
  5165. 1180
  5166. 00:54:39,023 --> 00:54:41,358
  5167. Please, she didn't
  5168. take the tape out.
  5169.  
  5170. 1181
  5171. 00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:42,562
  5172. The camera was on.
  5173.  
  5174. 1182
  5175. 00:54:42,762 --> 00:54:43,793
  5176. Well maybe it was a
  5177. shrine or something
  5178.  
  5179. 1183
  5180. 00:54:43,795 --> 00:54:45,362
  5181. too painful to deal with.
  5182.  
  5183. 1184
  5184. 00:54:45,364 --> 00:54:47,197
  5185. So she sends us down
  5186. here to get candles
  5187.  
  5188. 1185
  5189. 00:54:47,199 --> 00:54:48,300
  5190. and kerosene lamps?
  5191.  
  5192. 1186
  5193. 00:54:56,074 --> 00:54:57,273
  5194. Oh shit.
  5195.  
  5196. 1187
  5197. 00:54:57,275 --> 00:55:00,547
  5198. Um... uh dude?
  5199.  
  5200. 1188
  5201. 00:55:03,483 --> 00:55:04,481
  5202. I think there's something in...
  5203.  
  5204. 1189
  5205. 00:55:05,717 --> 00:55:06,615
  5206. Ah shit!
  5207. No, fuck, get off!
  5208.  
  5209. 1190
  5210. 00:55:06,617 --> 00:55:07,650
  5211. Get the fuck off!
  5212.  
  5213. 1191
  5214. 00:55:07,652 --> 00:55:08,686
  5215. Yo!
  5216.  
  5217. 1192
  5218. 00:55:08,688 --> 00:55:10,088
  5219. Goddamn shit!
  5220.  
  5221. 1193
  5222. 00:55:11,289 --> 00:55:12,354
  5223. The fuck?
  5224.  
  5225. 1194
  5226. 00:55:12,356 --> 00:55:13,226
  5227. Dude?
  5228.  
  5229. 1195
  5230. 00:55:14,226 --> 00:55:15,358
  5231. You all right, man?
  5232.  
  5233. 1196
  5234. 00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:17,764
  5235. No, I'm, I'm fine.
  5236.  
  5237. 1197
  5238. 00:55:18,496 --> 00:55:20,329
  5239. I'm fine.
  5240.  
  5241. 1198
  5242. 00:55:20,331 --> 00:55:21,166
  5243. I'm fine.
  5244.  
  5245. 1199
  5246. 00:55:23,536 --> 00:55:24,604
  5247. Oh shit.
  5248.  
  5249. 1200
  5250. 00:55:29,507 --> 00:55:30,576
  5251. Oh shit.
  5252.  
  5253. 1201
  5254. 00:55:42,554 --> 00:55:43,623
  5255. He reloaded?
  5256.  
  5257. 1202
  5258. 00:55:47,659 --> 00:55:49,525
  5259. Is that Sylvia?
  5260.  
  5261. 1203
  5262. 00:55:49,527 --> 00:55:50,862
  5263. Yeah.
  5264.  
  5265. 1204
  5266. 00:55:51,764 --> 00:55:53,733
  5267. Not exactly sheltering
  5268. from the storm.
  5269.  
  5270. 1205
  5271. 00:56:10,516 --> 00:56:11,384
  5272. What was that?
  5273.  
  5274. 1206
  5275. 00:56:16,887 --> 00:56:17,787
  5276. Oh Jesus.
  5277.  
  5278. 1207
  5279. 00:56:17,789 --> 00:56:18,891
  5280. Oh my god.
  5281.  
  5282. 1208
  5283. 00:56:31,603 --> 00:56:32,702
  5284. Fuck!
  5285.  
  5286. 1209
  5287. 00:56:32,704 --> 00:56:33,903
  5288. What, what, come on, come on!
  5289.  
  5290. 1210
  5291. 00:56:33,905 --> 00:56:35,005
  5292. It won't budge!
  5293.  
  5294. 1211
  5295. 00:56:35,007 --> 00:56:36,940
  5296. I can't do it, it's just locked.
  5297.  
  5298. 1212
  5299. 00:56:36,942 --> 00:56:38,842
  5300. - Guys!
  5301. - Guys!
  5302.  
  5303. 1213
  5304. 00:56:38,844 --> 00:56:39,912
  5305. Hey guys!
  5306.  
  5307. 1214
  5308. 00:56:49,021 --> 00:56:51,021
  5309. You are a saint, dude.
  5310.  
  5311. 1215
  5312. 00:56:51,023 --> 00:56:53,259
  5313. Not enough people like
  5314. you in this world.
  5315.  
  5316. 1216
  5317. 00:56:54,693 --> 00:56:55,925
  5318. Thanks, man, thanks.
  5319.  
  5320. 1217
  5321. 00:56:55,927 --> 00:56:58,161
  5322. Oh shit
  5323. man, what happened?
  5324.  
  5325. 1218
  5326. 00:56:58,163 --> 00:57:00,831
  5327. - Oh, there's this...
  5328. - You gotta wrap that, man,
  5329.  
  5330. 1219
  5331. 00:57:00,833 --> 00:57:02,465
  5332. that is nasty.
  5333.  
  5334. 1220
  5335. 00:57:02,467 --> 00:57:03,934
  5336. Thanks man, I'll do that.
  5337.  
  5338. 1221
  5339. 00:57:03,936 --> 00:57:05,903
  5340. Hey, so what'd you find?
  5341.  
  5342. 1222
  5343. 00:57:05,905 --> 00:57:07,037
  5344. Any cash?
  5345.  
  5346. 1223
  5347. 00:57:07,039 --> 00:57:09,809
  5348. Oh no, it's just
  5349. a bunch of junk.
  5350.  
  5351. 1224
  5352. 00:57:10,643 --> 00:57:12,008
  5353. Total hoarders huh?
  5354.  
  5355. 1225
  5356. 00:57:12,010 --> 00:57:14,411
  5357. Yeah, yeah some
  5358. people don't know
  5359.  
  5360. 1226
  5361. 00:57:14,413 --> 00:57:15,780
  5362. when to let things go.
  5363.  
  5364. 1227
  5365. 00:57:15,782 --> 00:57:17,581
  5366. - Hey guys!
  5367. - Guys!
  5368.  
  5369. 1228
  5370. 00:57:17,583 --> 00:57:20,353
  5371. Where the fuck did everybody go?
  5372.  
  5373. 1229
  5374. 00:57:22,621 --> 00:57:23,619
  5375. Fuck, I can't get through that.
  5376.  
  5377. 1230
  5378. 00:57:23,621 --> 00:57:24,753
  5379. Wait.
  5380.  
  5381. 1231
  5382. 00:57:24,755 --> 00:57:26,090
  5383. Do you hear that?
  5384.  
  5385. 1232
  5386. 00:57:28,226 --> 00:57:29,626
  5387. Hey!
  5388.  
  5389. 1233
  5390. 00:57:29,628 --> 00:57:30,894
  5391. Yo guys!
  5392.  
  5393. 1234
  5394. 00:57:30,896 --> 00:57:32,295
  5395. Who is that?
  5396.  
  5397. 1235
  5398. 00:57:32,297 --> 00:57:33,697
  5399. Fuck if I know.
  5400.  
  5401. 1236
  5402. 00:57:33,699 --> 00:57:35,065
  5403. Maybe Jack and Gandhi are
  5404. done underneath the house.
  5405.  
  5406. 1237
  5407. 00:57:35,067 --> 00:57:36,132
  5408. It doesn't sound like Jack.
  5409.  
  5410. 1238
  5411. 00:57:36,134 --> 00:57:38,668
  5412. Yeah, sure shit ain't Paul.
  5413.  
  5414. 1239
  5415. 00:57:41,239 --> 00:57:42,107
  5416. Holy shit!
  5417.  
  5418. 1240
  5419. 00:57:44,041 --> 00:57:45,842
  5420. Open the fucking door!
  5421.  
  5422. 1241
  5423. 00:57:45,844 --> 00:57:47,112
  5424. Help guys!
  5425.  
  5426. 1242
  5427. 00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:49,748
  5428. Hey, hey, hey!
  5429.  
  5430. 1243
  5431. 00:57:50,949 --> 00:57:52,216
  5432. Fuck, fuck, come on!
  5433.  
  5434. 1244
  5435. 00:57:52,518 --> 00:57:53,918
  5436. Fuck!
  5437.  
  5438. 1245
  5439. 00:57:54,186 --> 00:57:55,920
  5440. What the hell, dudes,
  5441. what are you doing?
  5442.  
  5443. 1246
  5444. 00:57:55,922 --> 00:57:56,987
  5445. Going to second fucking base,
  5446.  
  5447. 1247
  5448. 00:57:56,989 --> 00:57:57,920
  5449. what do you think we're doing?!
  5450.  
  5451. 1248
  5452. 00:57:57,922 --> 00:57:58,921
  5453. Well what happened?
  5454.  
  5455. 1249
  5456. 00:57:58,923 --> 00:57:59,889
  5457. It's Max.
  5458.  
  5459. 1250
  5460. 00:57:59,891 --> 00:58:01,391
  5461. What?
  5462.  
  5463. 1251
  5464. 00:58:01,393 --> 00:58:02,161
  5465. Max?
  5466.  
  5467. 1252
  5468. 00:58:04,663 --> 00:58:05,998
  5469. He's fucking back.
  5470.  
  5471. 1253
  5472. 00:58:10,135 --> 00:58:12,369
  5473. What you said was that
  5474. you saw Max shoot himself.
  5475.  
  5476. 1254
  5477. 00:58:12,371 --> 00:58:13,570
  5478. We did.
  5479.  
  5480. 1255
  5481. 00:58:13,572 --> 00:58:15,274
  5482. Well who the hell is
  5483. gonna kill a guy twice?
  5484.  
  5485. 1256
  5486. 00:58:15,474 --> 00:58:17,541
  5487. Fuck me, come on!
  5488.  
  5489. 1257
  5490. 00:58:17,543 --> 00:58:19,376
  5491. He was right there, I swear.
  5492.  
  5493. 1258
  5494. 00:58:19,378 --> 00:58:20,276
  5495. Told you.
  5496.  
  5497. 1259
  5498. 00:58:20,278 --> 00:58:21,845
  5499. There was fighting, okay?
  5500.  
  5501. 1260
  5502. 00:58:21,847 --> 00:58:23,447
  5503. Someone was fighting,
  5504. we heard a thump
  5505.  
  5506. 1261
  5507. 00:58:23,449 --> 00:58:26,450
  5508. and then suddenly his dead
  5509. ass body is on the ground
  5510.  
  5511. 1262
  5512. 00:58:26,452 --> 00:58:28,017
  5513. staring back at us.
  5514.  
  5515. 1263
  5516. 00:58:28,019 --> 00:58:29,952
  5517. The same dead ass body
  5518. we buried this afternoon?
  5519.  
  5520. 1264
  5521. 00:58:29,954 --> 00:58:31,220
  5522. I don't know.
  5523.  
  5524. 1265
  5525. 00:58:31,222 --> 00:58:32,557
  5526. Okay, so
  5527. where's the body?
  5528.  
  5529. 1266
  5530. 00:58:33,025 --> 00:58:34,090
  5531. I mean did he walk away?
  5532.  
  5533. 1267
  5534. 00:58:34,092 --> 00:58:35,958
  5535. I don't see drag marks.
  5536.  
  5537. 1268
  5538. 00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:37,094
  5539. Well, it's been raining.
  5540.  
  5541. 1269
  5542. 00:58:37,096 --> 00:58:38,494
  5543. What are you, CSI guy now?
  5544.  
  5545. 1270
  5546. 00:58:38,496 --> 00:58:40,331
  5547. Wanna test for
  5548. fucking coat fibers?
  5549.  
  5550. 1271
  5551. 00:58:40,333 --> 00:58:41,965
  5552. What happened
  5553. to your arm?
  5554.  
  5555. 1272
  5556. 00:58:41,967 --> 00:58:43,499
  5557. All I'm saying is that
  5558. if there was a body
  5559.  
  5560. 1273
  5561. 00:58:43,501 --> 00:58:45,034
  5562. it would be here.
  5563.  
  5564. 1274
  5565. 00:58:45,036 --> 00:58:46,536
  5566. Well so maybe that freaky
  5567. kid dug up Max's body
  5568.  
  5569. 1275
  5570. 00:58:46,538 --> 00:58:48,704
  5571. and he's running
  5572. around scaring the shit
  5573.  
  5574. 1276
  5575. 00:58:48,706 --> 00:58:49,572
  5576. out of people with it.
  5577.  
  5578. 1277
  5579. 00:58:49,574 --> 00:58:50,441
  5580. Jack?
  5581.  
  5582. 1278
  5583. 00:58:50,443 --> 00:58:51,608
  5584. Hold on, babe.
  5585.  
  5586. 1279
  5587. 00:58:51,610 --> 00:58:53,177
  5588. I don't
  5589. know, it's Wisconsin.
  5590.  
  5591. 1280
  5592. 00:58:53,179 --> 00:58:54,577
  5593. What do people do
  5594. for fun around here?
  5595.  
  5596. 1281
  5597. 00:58:54,579 --> 00:58:55,744
  5598. So an 18 year
  5599. old's gonna drag around
  5600.  
  5601. 1282
  5602. 00:58:55,746 --> 00:58:56,646
  5603. a 200 pound dead man?
  5604.  
  5605. 1283
  5606. 00:58:56,648 --> 00:58:58,081
  5607. Maybe he had help.
  5608.  
  5609. 1284
  5610. 00:58:58,083 --> 00:58:59,715
  5611. Who would do
  5612. that, another student,
  5613.  
  5614. 1285
  5615. 00:58:59,717 --> 00:59:01,084
  5616. a member of the faculty?
  5617.  
  5618. 1286
  5619. 00:59:01,086 --> 00:59:02,318
  5620. Maybe.
  5621.  
  5622. 1287
  5623. 00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:03,052
  5624. Why?
  5625.  
  5626. 1288
  5627. 00:59:03,054 --> 00:59:04,119
  5628. Jack, what is that?
  5629.  
  5630. 1289
  5631. 00:59:04,121 --> 00:59:05,521
  5632. Just a second, babe.
  5633.  
  5634. 1290
  5635. 00:59:05,523 --> 00:59:07,257
  5636. I don't know
  5637. dude, I don't know why.
  5638.  
  5639. 1291
  5640. 00:59:07,259 --> 00:59:08,525
  5641. Max wasn't exactly the
  5642. easiest to get along with.
  5643.  
  5644. 1292
  5645. 00:59:08,527 --> 00:59:10,360
  5646. But he's
  5647. not a monster, man.
  5648.  
  5649. 1293
  5650. 00:59:10,362 --> 00:59:12,597
  5651. I mean you wouldn't dig him
  5652. out of the ground over it.
  5653.  
  5654. 1294
  5655. 00:59:14,532 --> 00:59:15,432
  5656. To someone out there,
  5657. death was not punishment enough.
  5658.  
  5659. 1295
  5660. 00:59:15,434 --> 00:59:15,932
  5661. Jack!
  5662.  
  5663. 1296
  5664. 00:59:15,934 --> 00:59:16,700
  5665. What?
  5666.  
  5667. 1297
  5668. 00:59:20,472 --> 00:59:21,307
  5669. Shit!
  5670.  
  5671. 1298
  5672. 00:59:29,148 --> 00:59:31,416
  5673. Oh... oh shit.
  5674.  
  5675. 1299
  5676. 00:59:32,684 --> 00:59:33,583
  5677. Oh god.
  5678.  
  5679. 1300
  5680. 00:59:33,585 --> 00:59:34,684
  5681. Jack!
  5682.  
  5683. 1301
  5684. 00:59:34,686 --> 00:59:35,954
  5685. Are you all right, man?
  5686.  
  5687. 1302
  5688. 00:59:36,621 --> 00:59:37,688
  5689. What the fuck was that, man?
  5690.  
  5691. 1303
  5692. 00:59:37,690 --> 00:59:38,755
  5693. What the fuck was that?
  5694.  
  5695. 1304
  5696. 00:59:38,757 --> 00:59:40,023
  5697. Oh my god, it's a trap,
  5698.  
  5699. 1305
  5700. 00:59:40,025 --> 00:59:41,057
  5701. a fucking animal trap.
  5702.  
  5703. 1306
  5704. 00:59:41,059 --> 00:59:42,159
  5705. Look at that shit!
  5706.  
  5707. 1307
  5708. 00:59:42,161 --> 00:59:43,693
  5709. It's gotta be like a trip line
  5710.  
  5711. 1308
  5712. 00:59:43,695 --> 00:59:44,894
  5713. right, for the dogs, to
  5714. keep them off the property!
  5715.  
  5716. 1309
  5717. 00:59:46,965 --> 00:59:48,300
  5718. What was that?
  5719.  
  5720. 1310
  5721. 00:59:49,034 --> 00:59:50,400
  5722. We've gotta get out of here.
  5723.  
  5724. 1311
  5725. 00:59:50,402 --> 00:59:51,668
  5726. No, we have to take
  5727. him to a hospital
  5728.  
  5729. 1312
  5730. 00:59:51,670 --> 00:59:53,170
  5731. 'cause he doesn't look good.
  5732.  
  5733. 1313
  5734. 00:59:53,172 --> 00:59:54,637
  5735. We're gonna have to ask
  5736. Sylvia to borrow her car.
  5737.  
  5738. 1314
  5739. 00:59:54,639 --> 00:59:56,305
  5740. No, fuck that,
  5741. we're gonna take it.
  5742.  
  5743. 1315
  5744. 00:59:56,307 --> 00:59:58,074
  5745. I'm not stealing a car, Larry!
  5746.  
  5747. 1316
  5748. 00:59:58,076 --> 00:59:59,342
  5749. You know what, you stay here
  5750.  
  5751. 1317
  5752. 00:59:59,344 --> 01:00:00,844
  5753. and console the fucking widow.
  5754.  
  5755. 1318
  5756. 01:00:00,846 --> 01:00:02,479
  5757. And tell him how bummed you are
  5758.  
  5759. 1319
  5760. 01:00:02,481 --> 01:00:04,847
  5761. that her husband keeps
  5762. showing up covered in blood.
  5763.  
  5764. 1320
  5765. 01:00:04,849 --> 01:00:05,883
  5766. But I am done here!
  5767.  
  5768. 1321
  5769. 01:00:05,885 --> 01:00:07,184
  5770. We have to tell Sylvia.
  5771.  
  5772. 1322
  5773. 01:00:07,186 --> 01:00:09,086
  5774. I mean it's gotta be a prank!
  5775.  
  5776. 1323
  5777. 01:00:09,088 --> 01:00:10,186
  5778. Oh because this is
  5779. really, really funny.
  5780.  
  5781. 1324
  5782. 01:00:10,188 --> 01:00:11,755
  5783. And even if it's not,
  5784.  
  5785. 1325
  5786. 01:00:11,757 --> 01:00:13,222
  5787. I mean if somebody is
  5788. desecrating her husband's grave
  5789.  
  5790. 1326
  5791. 01:00:13,224 --> 01:00:15,559
  5792. she has a right to know!
  5793.  
  5794. 1327
  5795. 01:00:15,561 --> 01:00:17,293
  5796. Okay fine, you
  5797. want to tell Sylvia
  5798.  
  5799. 1328
  5800. 01:00:17,295 --> 01:00:19,331
  5801. someone dug up her husband,
  5802. now's you're chance.
  5803.  
  5804. 1329
  5805. 01:00:20,666 --> 01:00:22,197
  5806. Good luck with that, dude.
  5807.  
  5808. 1330
  5809. 01:00:22,199 --> 01:00:23,368
  5810. Oh that's typical.
  5811.  
  5812. 1331
  5813. 01:00:24,804 --> 01:00:25,872
  5814. What was that?
  5815.  
  5816. 1332
  5817. 01:00:27,204 --> 01:00:28,438
  5818. You, sticking your neck out,
  5819.  
  5820. 1333
  5821. 01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:30,173
  5822. it's not really
  5823. your thing, is it?
  5824.  
  5825. 1334
  5826. 01:00:30,175 --> 01:00:31,974
  5827. What the hell, man,
  5828.  
  5829. 1335
  5830. 01:00:31,976 --> 01:00:33,209
  5831. now you're gonna ball up?
  5832.  
  5833. 1336
  5834. 01:00:33,211 --> 01:00:35,110
  5835. It's cool, I'll go.
  5836.  
  5837. 1337
  5838. 01:00:35,112 --> 01:00:37,613
  5839. No, no, no, fuck that, I'll go.
  5840.  
  5841. 1338
  5842. 01:00:37,615 --> 01:00:38,882
  5843. Yeah, up to you.
  5844.  
  5845. 1339
  5846. 01:00:38,884 --> 01:00:40,550
  5847. Let's go!
  5848.  
  5849. 1340
  5850. 01:00:40,552 --> 01:00:42,753
  5851. You picked the fucking hell
  5852. of a time to ball up, dude.
  5853.  
  5854. 1341
  5855. 01:00:42,755 --> 01:00:44,320
  5856. I'm taking her car.
  5857.  
  5858. 1342
  5859. 01:00:44,322 --> 01:00:45,255
  5860. I'll come too.
  5861.  
  5862. 1343
  5863. 01:00:45,257 --> 01:00:46,423
  5864. - What?
  5865. - What?
  5866.  
  5867. 1344
  5868. 01:00:46,425 --> 01:00:47,657
  5869. Or I could stay here, you know
  5870.  
  5871. 1345
  5872. 01:00:47,659 --> 01:00:48,525
  5873. if Amber needs me.
  5874.  
  5875. 1346
  5876. 01:00:48,527 --> 01:00:49,295
  5877. Bess can stay!
  5878.  
  5879. 1347
  5880. 01:00:51,096 --> 01:00:52,565
  5881. I'll be back in a sec, babe.
  5882.  
  5883. 1348
  5884. 01:00:55,067 --> 01:00:56,967
  5885. If you leave without
  5886. me, I will find you,
  5887.  
  5888. 1349
  5889. 01:00:56,969 --> 01:00:58,367
  5890. set fire to your apartment
  5891.  
  5892. 1350
  5893. 01:00:58,369 --> 01:01:00,705
  5894. and tell your girlfriend
  5895. we fucked in the shower.
  5896.  
  5897. 1351
  5898. 01:01:00,972 --> 01:01:02,905
  5899. You must be an amazing mother.
  5900.  
  5901. 1352
  5902. 01:01:02,907 --> 01:01:04,441
  5903. I'm serious, Jack.
  5904.  
  5905. 1353
  5906. 01:01:04,443 --> 01:01:06,646
  5907. Don't you fucking start
  5908. that engine without me.
  5909.  
  5910. 1354
  5911. 01:01:26,664 --> 01:01:28,231
  5912. What are you gonna
  5913. do with a knife,
  5914.  
  5915. 1355
  5916. 01:01:28,233 --> 01:01:29,768
  5917. the guy's already dead!
  5918.  
  5919. 1356
  5920. 01:01:30,001 --> 01:01:32,267
  5921. You're right, you're
  5922. totally right.
  5923.  
  5924. 1357
  5925. 01:01:32,269 --> 01:01:33,405
  5926. I need a shotgun.
  5927.  
  5928. 1358
  5929. 01:01:33,639 --> 01:01:35,338
  5930. Can you fire a shotgun?
  5931.  
  5932. 1359
  5933. 01:01:35,340 --> 01:01:38,275
  5934. No, okay, but like
  5935. an ax or something.
  5936.  
  5937. 1360
  5938. 01:01:38,277 --> 01:01:39,577
  5939. But we like to have
  5940. decapitate him.
  5941.  
  5942. 1361
  5943. 01:01:39,878 --> 01:01:41,146
  5944. Okay, you watch a lot of TV.
  5945.  
  5946. 1362
  5947. 01:01:41,545 --> 01:01:43,612
  5948. Sorry, I don't want
  5949. my brains eaten.
  5950.  
  5951. 1363
  5952. 01:01:43,614 --> 01:01:45,782
  5953. Look, look, there's that
  5954. wack job student of Max
  5955.  
  5956. 1364
  5957. 01:01:45,784 --> 01:01:47,483
  5958. who's just pissed off
  5959. decides to freak out his wife
  5960.  
  5961. 1365
  5962. 01:01:47,485 --> 01:01:48,885
  5963. to fuck up his
  5964. body, I don't know,
  5965.  
  5966. 1366
  5967. 01:01:48,887 --> 01:01:49,885
  5968. people are sick.
  5969.  
  5970. 1367
  5971. 01:01:49,887 --> 01:01:51,320
  5972. Knives, knives.
  5973.  
  5974. 1368
  5975. 01:01:51,322 --> 01:01:53,155
  5976. Will you stop it, you
  5977. don't need a knife!
  5978.  
  5979. 1369
  5980. 01:01:53,157 --> 01:01:54,557
  5981. How do you know?
  5982.  
  5983. 1370
  5984. 01:01:54,559 --> 01:01:56,258
  5985. How do you know that
  5986. he's not gonna come back
  5987.  
  5988. 1371
  5989. 01:01:56,260 --> 01:01:59,695
  5990. with a dead guy, with a
  5991. whole bunch of dead guys?
  5992.  
  5993. 1372
  5994. 01:01:59,697 --> 01:02:01,398
  5995. Amber, stop it!
  5996.  
  5997. 1373
  5998. 01:02:01,400 --> 01:02:05,034
  5999. It's about to be the zombie
  6000. freaking apocalypse in here!
  6001.  
  6002. 1374
  6003. 01:02:05,036 --> 01:02:07,503
  6004. Amber, stop!
  6005.  
  6006. 1375
  6007. 01:02:07,505 --> 01:02:10,173
  6008. - Mrs. Lehman?
  6009. - Norma?
  6010.  
  6011. 1376
  6012. 01:02:10,175 --> 01:02:11,577
  6013. - Louder.
  6014. - Norma?
  6015.  
  6016. 1377
  6017. 01:02:12,543 --> 01:02:15,013
  6018. Sorry to bother
  6019. you, Mrs. Lehman.
  6020.  
  6021. 1378
  6022. 01:02:22,755 --> 01:02:24,720
  6023. Oh my god, wait, a camera.
  6024.  
  6025. 1379
  6026. 01:02:24,722 --> 01:02:26,992
  6027. This place is a dump,
  6028. there's nothing to steal.
  6029.  
  6030. 1380
  6031. 01:02:27,793 --> 01:02:29,528
  6032. They're not watching the house.
  6033.  
  6034. 1381
  6035. 01:02:30,262 --> 01:02:31,430
  6036. They're watching us.
  6037.  
  6038. 1382
  6039. 01:02:35,467 --> 01:02:39,668
  6040. Norma, it's Jack and
  6041. Elaine, Max's friends.
  6042.  
  6043. 1383
  6044. 01:02:39,670 --> 01:02:40,938
  6045. Can we come in?
  6046.  
  6047. 1384
  6048. 01:02:40,940 --> 01:02:44,441
  6049. We're looking for car
  6050. keys, to Sylvia's car.
  6051.  
  6052. 1385
  6053. 01:02:44,443 --> 01:02:45,678
  6054. Do you mind if we...
  6055.  
  6056. 1386
  6057. 01:02:46,612 --> 01:02:48,043
  6058. Oh.
  6059.  
  6060. 1387
  6061. 01:02:48,045 --> 01:02:50,613
  6062. Norma, sorry to wake you.
  6063.  
  6064. 1388
  6065. 01:02:50,615 --> 01:02:53,052
  6066. Do you have the keys
  6067. to Sylvia's car?
  6068.  
  6069. 1389
  6070. 01:02:54,485 --> 01:02:56,254
  6071. Oh no, no, don't get up, we can.
  6072.  
  6073. 1390
  6074. 01:02:58,389 --> 01:03:00,224
  6075. Oh shit, holy shit.
  6076.  
  6077. 1391
  6078. 01:03:00,958 --> 01:03:02,891
  6079. What the fuck, is she dead?
  6080.  
  6081. 1392
  6082. 01:03:02,893 --> 01:03:03,695
  6083. Norma?
  6084.  
  6085. 1393
  6086. 01:03:08,599 --> 01:03:09,601
  6087. Norma?
  6088.  
  6089. 1394
  6090. 01:03:13,838 --> 01:03:15,206
  6091. Oh fuck, what the fuck?
  6092.  
  6093. 1395
  6094. 01:03:15,507 --> 01:03:16,639
  6095. Out, out!
  6096.  
  6097. 1396
  6098. 01:03:16,641 --> 01:03:19,177
  6099. Out out out now,
  6100. get out now, now!
  6101.  
  6102. 1397
  6103. 01:03:27,753 --> 01:03:29,221
  6104. I found another one.
  6105.  
  6106. 1398
  6107. 01:03:37,929 --> 01:03:38,798
  6108. Fuck.
  6109.  
  6110. 1399
  6111. 01:03:48,005 --> 01:03:49,104
  6112. Found one.
  6113.  
  6114. 1400
  6115. 01:03:49,106 --> 01:03:51,141
  6116. Over the sink, sick fucks.
  6117.  
  6118. 1401
  6119. 01:03:51,143 --> 01:03:53,342
  6120. Points directly at the toilet.
  6121.  
  6122. 1402
  6123. 01:03:53,344 --> 01:03:54,476
  6124. Hah, they asked for it.
  6125.  
  6126. 1403
  6127. 01:03:54,478 --> 01:03:56,112
  6128. You put a camera
  6129. in the bathroom,
  6130.  
  6131. 1404
  6132. 01:03:56,114 --> 01:03:57,583
  6133. you're gonna see some shit.
  6134.  
  6135. 1405
  6136. 01:04:09,661 --> 01:04:10,459
  6137. Oh, come on!
  6138.  
  6139. 1406
  6140. 01:04:10,461 --> 01:04:11,797
  6141. - Hey!
  6142. - Open up!
  6143.  
  6144. 1407
  6145. 01:04:15,266 --> 01:04:16,801
  6146. What the hell, dude?
  6147.  
  6148. 1408
  6149. 01:04:24,909 --> 01:04:26,278
  6150. Hello?
  6151.  
  6152. 1409
  6153. 01:04:32,217 --> 01:04:34,420
  6154. Are you watching or playing?
  6155.  
  6156. 1410
  6157. 01:04:35,721 --> 01:04:37,655
  6158. 'Cause either way,
  6159. you're paying.
  6160.  
  6161. 1411
  6162. 01:05:03,514 --> 01:05:05,850
  6163. Hello, anybody home?
  6164.  
  6165. 1412
  6166. 01:05:13,425 --> 01:05:15,494
  6167. You don't seem
  6168. particularly concerned.
  6169.  
  6170. 1413
  6171. 01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:20,764
  6172. Norma's been going downhill
  6173. for a very long time now.
  6174.  
  6175. 1414
  6176. 01:05:20,766 --> 01:05:23,465
  6177. Well, there's nothing I can do
  6178. until the phone lines are up.
  6179.  
  6180. 1415
  6181. 01:05:23,467 --> 01:05:25,334
  6182. What about the rat massacre?
  6183.  
  6184. 1416
  6185. 01:05:25,336 --> 01:05:27,369
  6186. It's hardly a massacre.
  6187.  
  6188. 1417
  6189. 01:05:27,371 --> 01:05:29,741
  6190. Maisy used to
  6191. kill one rat a day.
  6192.  
  6193. 1418
  6194. 01:05:31,041 --> 01:05:34,075
  6195. Well, it's not my job to
  6196. monitor my husband's work,
  6197.  
  6198. 1419
  6199. 01:05:34,077 --> 01:05:35,512
  6200. strange as it is.
  6201.  
  6202. 1420
  6203. 01:05:35,514 --> 01:05:37,046
  6204. Then what's with
  6205. all the cameras?
  6206.  
  6207. 1421
  6208. 01:05:37,048 --> 01:05:38,780
  6209. Oh, Max got nervous.
  6210.  
  6211. 1422
  6212. 01:05:38,782 --> 01:05:41,383
  6213. He received a bunch
  6214. of phone calls
  6215.  
  6216. 1423
  6217. 01:05:41,385 --> 01:05:43,552
  6218. and threatening emails.
  6219.  
  6220. 1424
  6221. 01:05:43,554 --> 01:05:45,487
  6222. This place is wired like
  6223. the fucking White House.
  6224.  
  6225. 1425
  6226. 01:05:45,489 --> 01:05:47,490
  6227. He was afraid he
  6228. was being targeted.
  6229.  
  6230. 1426
  6231. 01:05:47,492 --> 01:05:49,094
  6232. By scientists?
  6233.  
  6234. 1427
  6235. 01:05:49,393 --> 01:05:52,061
  6236. I wouldn't expect
  6237. you to understand.
  6238.  
  6239. 1428
  6240. 01:05:52,063 --> 01:05:53,731
  6241. Where are Paul and Larry?
  6242.  
  6243. 1429
  6244. 01:05:54,666 --> 01:05:56,099
  6245. They're not with you?
  6246.  
  6247. 1430
  6248. 01:05:56,101 --> 01:05:57,403
  6249. Where's Max?
  6250.  
  6251. 1431
  6252. 01:05:58,369 --> 01:06:00,135
  6253. Max is dead, Jack.
  6254.  
  6255. 1432
  6256. 01:06:00,137 --> 01:06:01,406
  6257. You sure about that?
  6258.  
  6259. 1433
  6260. 01:06:03,108 --> 01:06:04,777
  6261. I don't have to listen to this.
  6262.  
  6263. 1434
  6264. 01:06:06,677 --> 01:06:07,778
  6265. You do, if you ever wanna see
  6266.  
  6267. 1435
  6268. 01:06:07,780 --> 01:06:09,244
  6269. your creepy ass footage again.
  6270.  
  6271. 1436
  6272. 01:06:09,246 --> 01:06:10,214
  6273. Amber?
  6274.  
  6275. 1437
  6276. 01:06:10,414 --> 01:06:11,617
  6277. I got 'em.
  6278.  
  6279. 1438
  6280. 01:06:12,050 --> 01:06:14,950
  6281. Good, so you tell us
  6282. where Paul and Larry are,
  6283.  
  6284. 1439
  6285. 01:06:14,952 --> 01:06:17,586
  6286. why Max's corpse
  6287. keeps showing up,
  6288.  
  6289. 1440
  6290. 01:06:17,588 --> 01:06:21,557
  6291. or Amber burns every
  6292. memory card in this house.
  6293.  
  6294. 1441
  6295. 01:06:21,559 --> 01:06:23,760
  6296. Oh, it's Max's project.
  6297.  
  6298. 1442
  6299. 01:06:23,762 --> 01:06:25,896
  6300. I don't particularly care.
  6301.  
  6302. 1443
  6303. 01:06:25,898 --> 01:06:27,630
  6304. Although I'm sure it's
  6305. exactly what he would
  6306.  
  6307. 1444
  6308. 01:06:27,632 --> 01:06:29,434
  6309. have expected of you.
  6310.  
  6311. 1445
  6312. 01:06:29,668 --> 01:06:31,501
  6313. Not me, he didn't know me.
  6314.  
  6315. 1446
  6316. 01:06:31,503 --> 01:06:34,506
  6317. Well he didn't need to,
  6318. you're kind of obvious.
  6319.  
  6320. 1447
  6321. 01:06:37,041 --> 01:06:40,578
  6322. You see, human nature
  6323. never disappoints.
  6324.  
  6325. 1448
  6326. 01:06:43,282 --> 01:06:45,017
  6327. Okay, fine, fine, fine.
  6328.  
  6329. 1449
  6330. 01:06:47,119 --> 01:06:48,117
  6331. Follow me.
  6332.  
  6333. 1450
  6334. 01:06:48,119 --> 01:06:49,019
  6335. No, no, no, no.
  6336.  
  6337. 1451
  6338. 01:06:50,054 --> 01:06:51,487
  6339. Well I can't really
  6340. explain it to you.
  6341.  
  6342. 1452
  6343. 01:06:51,489 --> 01:06:52,889
  6344. I wouldn't do it justice.
  6345.  
  6346. 1453
  6347. 01:06:52,891 --> 01:06:53,755
  6348. Try.
  6349.  
  6350. 1454
  6351. 01:06:53,757 --> 01:06:56,261
  6352. But I know just the one who can.
  6353.  
  6354. 1455
  6355. 01:06:57,494 --> 01:06:59,597
  6356. If we're not back in
  6357. 15 minutes, burn them.
  6358.  
  6359. 1456
  6360. 01:07:24,322 --> 01:07:26,055
  6361. Oh my god, Larry?
  6362.  
  6363. 1457
  6364. 01:07:26,057 --> 01:07:27,123
  6365. What the hell, Max?
  6366.  
  6367. 1458
  6368. 01:07:27,125 --> 01:07:28,659
  6369. Please, please don't touch them.
  6370.  
  6371. 1459
  6372. 01:07:28,927 --> 01:07:32,262
  6373. These are consenting
  6374. adults, albeit implied.
  6375.  
  6376. 1460
  6377. 01:07:32,264 --> 01:07:33,563
  6378. Jesus, what the hell?
  6379.  
  6380. 1461
  6381. 01:07:33,565 --> 01:07:34,532
  6382. I said don't touch them!
  6383.  
  6384. 1462
  6385. 01:07:35,699 --> 01:07:36,932
  6386. Whoah, I don't believe this.
  6387.  
  6388. 1463
  6389. 01:07:36,934 --> 01:07:39,336
  6390. Sylvia, Sylvia,
  6391. put down the gun.
  6392.  
  6393. 1464
  6394. 01:07:39,771 --> 01:07:42,539
  6395. I'm sorry, that
  6396. doesn't feel right.
  6397.  
  6398. 1465
  6399. 01:07:43,273 --> 01:07:45,007
  6400. Now Max would explain everything
  6401.  
  6402. 1466
  6403. 01:07:45,009 --> 01:07:49,244
  6404. but our creative differences
  6405. have rendered him speechless.
  6406.  
  6407. 1467
  6408. 01:07:49,246 --> 01:07:50,412
  6409. So, I will.
  6410.  
  6411. 1468
  6412. 01:07:50,414 --> 01:07:51,981
  6413. Oh Sylvia, please, can we just...
  6414.  
  6415. 1469
  6416. 01:07:51,983 --> 01:07:52,951
  6417. Back the fuck up!
  6418.  
  6419. 1470
  6420. 01:07:55,420 --> 01:07:56,588
  6421. Back the fuck up.
  6422.  
  6423. 1471
  6424. 01:07:58,489 --> 01:08:00,555
  6425. Now if he could
  6426. speak, Max would say
  6427.  
  6428. 1472
  6429. 01:08:00,557 --> 01:08:01,925
  6430. he had no choice.
  6431.  
  6432. 1473
  6433. 01:08:01,927 --> 01:08:04,427
  6434. An unfinished study
  6435. is a worthless one
  6436.  
  6437. 1474
  6438. 01:08:04,429 --> 01:08:08,565
  6439. and I promised him that we
  6440. would finish it together.
  6441.  
  6442. 1475
  6443. 01:08:08,567 --> 01:08:10,900
  6444. But I'm all about the art.
  6445.  
  6446. 1476
  6447. 01:08:10,902 --> 01:08:13,536
  6448. And he's all about the science
  6449.  
  6450. 1477
  6451. 01:08:13,538 --> 01:08:16,005
  6452. which does get annoying.
  6453.  
  6454. 1478
  6455. 01:08:16,007 --> 01:08:17,406
  6456. Sylvia, come on.
  6457.  
  6458. 1479
  6459. 01:08:17,408 --> 01:08:18,607
  6460. It's a damn college study!
  6461.  
  6462. 1480
  6463. 01:08:22,146 --> 01:08:23,146
  6464. What the fuck?!
  6465.  
  6466. 1481
  6467. 01:08:23,148 --> 01:08:24,516
  6468. Shit, Sylvia!
  6469.  
  6470. 1482
  6471. 01:08:26,216 --> 01:08:30,822
  6472. So uh, we've had to give
  6473. each other a little space.
  6474.  
  6475. 1483
  6476. 01:08:31,555 --> 01:08:33,024
  6477. Healthy in any marriage.
  6478.  
  6479. 1484
  6480. 01:08:35,293 --> 01:08:36,362
  6481. Shut up, Max.
  6482.  
  6483. 1485
  6484. 01:08:37,895 --> 01:08:38,764
  6485. Hey.
  6486.  
  6487. 1486
  6488. 01:08:43,469 --> 01:08:47,072
  6489. Did you guys know
  6490. that in World War II
  6491.  
  6492. 1487
  6493. 01:08:47,972 --> 01:08:51,840
  6494. only 25 percent of soldiers
  6495. actually fired their weapons
  6496.  
  6497. 1488
  6498. 01:08:51,842 --> 01:08:54,678
  6499. at an exposed enemy soldier?
  6500.  
  6501. 1489
  6502. 01:08:54,680 --> 01:08:57,746
  6503. Our mammalian brains,
  6504. our dog brains
  6505.  
  6506. 1490
  6507. 01:08:57,748 --> 01:08:59,281
  6508. kept getting in the way.
  6509.  
  6510. 1491
  6511. 01:08:59,283 --> 01:09:01,616
  6512. Reluctance to kill one
  6513. of our own species,
  6514.  
  6515. 1492
  6516. 01:09:01,618 --> 01:09:03,586
  6517. can you believe that?
  6518.  
  6519. 1493
  6520. 01:09:03,588 --> 01:09:05,724
  6521. What a waste of
  6522. government spending.
  6523.  
  6524. 1494
  6525. 01:09:05,957 --> 01:09:07,190
  6526. I'm very uncomfortable
  6527. right now.
  6528.  
  6529. 1495
  6530. 01:09:07,192 --> 01:09:08,691
  6531. -Quiet!
  6532.  
  6533. 1496
  6534. 01:09:08,693 --> 01:09:12,829
  6535. Stimulate that amygdala
  6536. enough, that fear center,
  6537.  
  6538. 1497
  6539. 01:09:12,831 --> 01:09:16,766
  6540. follow it up with a little
  6541. loathing, make it personal,
  6542.  
  6543. 1498
  6544. 01:09:16,768 --> 01:09:19,304
  6545. and that little dog
  6546. brain just goes to sleep.
  6547.  
  6548. 1499
  6549. 01:09:20,439 --> 01:09:23,106
  6550. Just a little nap, just long
  6551. enough to pull the trigger
  6552.  
  6553. 1500
  6554. 01:09:23,108 --> 01:09:24,473
  6555. and then, <i>voila!,</i>
  6556.  
  6557. 1501
  6558. 01:09:24,475 --> 01:09:28,345
  6559. your ordinary citizen
  6560. becomes an instant soldier.
  6561.  
  6562. 1502
  6563. 01:09:29,480 --> 01:09:32,848
  6564. As you can see Jack, it's not
  6565. just a damn college study.
  6566.  
  6567. 1503
  6568. 01:09:32,850 --> 01:09:35,751
  6569. This is a potentially game
  6570. changing tactic of war!
  6571.  
  6572. 1504
  6573. 01:09:35,753 --> 01:09:37,452
  6574. That's really fucked up.
  6575.  
  6576. 1505
  6577. 01:09:37,454 --> 01:09:38,524
  6578. Isn't it?
  6579.  
  6580. 1506
  6581. 01:09:40,225 --> 01:09:43,159
  6582. But no ending, no cash.
  6583.  
  6584. 1507
  6585. 01:09:43,161 --> 01:09:46,996
  6586. So Max's friends were
  6587. the obvious choice.
  6588.  
  6589. 1508
  6590. 01:09:46,998 --> 01:09:51,336
  6591. The perfect petri dish of
  6592. boring middle class America.
  6593.  
  6594. 1509
  6595. 01:09:51,636 --> 01:09:54,103
  6596. Just give us our
  6597. friend and we will go.
  6598.  
  6599. 1510
  6600. 01:09:54,105 --> 01:09:54,972
  6601. Which friend?
  6602.  
  6603. 1511
  6604. 01:09:55,672 --> 01:09:56,974
  6605. You can only have one.
  6606.  
  6607. 1512
  6608. 01:09:58,042 --> 01:10:00,477
  6609. Shut up, Jesus, I cannot think
  6610.  
  6611. 1513
  6612. 01:10:00,479 --> 01:10:02,611
  6613. with you moaning all the time!
  6614.  
  6615. 1514
  6616. 01:10:03,914 --> 01:10:04,981
  6617. Hey, hey, hey, what did I say,
  6618.  
  6619. 1515
  6620. 01:10:04,983 --> 01:10:06,249
  6621. what did I say?
  6622.  
  6623. 1516
  6624. 01:10:06,251 --> 01:10:08,250
  6625. If it was up to you we
  6626. would still be on the web
  6627.  
  6628. 1517
  6629. 01:10:08,252 --> 01:10:11,019
  6630. searching for fucking zip ties.
  6631.  
  6632. 1518
  6633. 01:10:11,021 --> 01:10:12,120
  6634. Now shut it!
  6635.  
  6636. 1519
  6637. 01:10:12,122 --> 01:10:13,990
  6638. Sylvia, you don't
  6639. need to do this.
  6640.  
  6641. 1520
  6642. 01:10:13,992 --> 01:10:15,858
  6643. This is Max's fucked up thing.
  6644.  
  6645. 1521
  6646. 01:10:15,860 --> 01:10:17,994
  6647. I mean you're like the real
  6648. deal, you do documentaries.
  6649.  
  6650. 1522
  6651. 01:10:17,996 --> 01:10:20,731
  6652. No one funds
  6653. documentaries anymore.
  6654.  
  6655. 1523
  6656. 01:10:21,667 --> 01:10:23,799
  6657. Unless they're about
  6658. orphans in Sudan
  6659.  
  6660. 1524
  6661. 01:10:23,801 --> 01:10:26,103
  6662. or fat people in America!
  6663.  
  6664. 1525
  6665. 01:10:27,104 --> 01:10:29,472
  6666. Max was in on all
  6667. of this of course.
  6668.  
  6669. 1526
  6670. 01:10:31,443 --> 01:10:34,079
  6671. Hey!
  6672.  
  6673. 1527
  6674. 01:10:36,046 --> 01:10:36,914
  6675. Until now.
  6676.  
  6677. 1528
  6678. 01:10:38,884 --> 01:10:42,520
  6679. This is where we
  6680. part ways, creatively.
  6681.  
  6682. 1529
  6683. 01:10:43,354 --> 01:10:44,188
  6684. Max?
  6685.  
  6686. 1530
  6687. 01:10:45,556 --> 01:10:48,424
  6688. And literally too, I suppose.
  6689.  
  6690. 1531
  6691. 01:10:48,426 --> 01:10:49,659
  6692. Yo, Max, are you...?
  6693.  
  6694. 1532
  6695. 01:10:49,661 --> 01:10:51,227
  6696. Guess I don't know
  6697. my own strength.
  6698.  
  6699. 1533
  6700. 01:10:51,229 --> 01:10:53,696
  6701. Well, it's time to put
  6702. it to some good use.
  6703.  
  6704. 1534
  6705. 01:10:53,698 --> 01:10:54,865
  6706. Shit, man!
  6707.  
  6708. 1535
  6709. 01:10:55,832 --> 01:10:58,401
  6710. Ooh, I might have to
  6711. make that hole bigger.
  6712.  
  6713. 1536
  6714. 01:10:58,403 --> 01:10:59,771
  6715. Oh come on, Sylvia.
  6716.  
  6717. 1537
  6718. 01:11:00,706 --> 01:11:02,772
  6719. If you kill us,
  6720. your project's dead.
  6721.  
  6722. 1538
  6723. 01:11:02,774 --> 01:11:05,040
  6724. You're just part of the story.
  6725.  
  6726. 1539
  6727. 01:11:05,042 --> 01:11:07,311
  6728. You're ultimately dispensable.
  6729.  
  6730. 1540
  6731. 01:11:07,712 --> 01:11:09,144
  6732. No, no, no, if we're not back,
  6733.  
  6734. 1541
  6735. 01:11:09,146 --> 01:11:11,112
  6736. Bess and Amber are gonna
  6737. burn all the footage.
  6738.  
  6739. 1542
  6740. 01:11:11,114 --> 01:11:13,316
  6741. You really think
  6742. they'll still be there?
  6743.  
  6744. 1543
  6745. 01:11:13,318 --> 01:11:14,186
  6746. Yeah I do.
  6747.  
  6748. 1544
  6749. 01:11:16,054 --> 01:11:16,922
  6750. You would.
  6751.  
  6752. 1545
  6753. 01:11:17,921 --> 01:11:20,255
  6754. You are relentlessly optimistic
  6755.  
  6756. 1546
  6757. 01:11:20,257 --> 01:11:24,461
  6758. for someone with such
  6759. a sad little life.
  6760.  
  6761. 1547
  6762. 01:11:24,863 --> 01:11:26,329
  6763. Oh no.
  6764.  
  6765. 1548
  6766. 01:11:26,331 --> 01:11:28,199
  6767. Oh I didn't say that,
  6768. he did.
  6769.  
  6770. 1549
  6771. 01:11:30,702 --> 01:11:32,671
  6772. Now's your chance
  6773. to get him back.
  6774.  
  6775. 1550
  6776. 01:11:35,239 --> 01:11:36,104
  6777. Get up!
  6778.  
  6779. 1551
  6780. 01:11:36,106 --> 01:11:38,741
  6781. - Oh shit!
  6782. - Hey, hey!
  6783.  
  6784. 1552
  6785. 01:11:38,743 --> 01:11:40,812
  6786. Get the fuck up before I
  6787. kill off your character!
  6788.  
  6789. 1553
  6790. 01:11:45,582 --> 01:11:47,552
  6791. Still gotta have an ending.
  6792.  
  6793. 1554
  6794. 01:12:06,171 --> 01:12:08,707
  6795. So, here's the deal.
  6796.  
  6797. 1555
  6798. 01:12:10,442 --> 01:12:14,943
  6799. One of you could run and
  6800. have a 10 percent chance
  6801.  
  6802. 1556
  6803. 01:12:14,945 --> 01:12:16,413
  6804. of making it out that door.
  6805.  
  6806. 1557
  6807. 01:12:17,414 --> 01:12:20,083
  6808. If all of you run
  6809. at the same time,
  6810.  
  6811. 1558
  6812. 01:12:20,085 --> 01:12:22,919
  6813. your odds go up to
  6814. 40, maybe 50 percent
  6815.  
  6816. 1559
  6817. 01:12:22,921 --> 01:12:26,121
  6818. but the odds that I
  6819. shoot your pal Larry here
  6820.  
  6821. 1560
  6822. 01:12:26,123 --> 01:12:28,827
  6823. at close range are 100 percent.
  6824.  
  6825. 1561
  6826. 01:12:29,793 --> 01:12:32,728
  6827. So you might live
  6828. but your friend
  6829.  
  6830. 1562
  6831. 01:12:32,730 --> 01:12:34,666
  6832. will most certainly
  6833. die, up to you.
  6834.  
  6835. 1563
  6836. 01:12:44,108 --> 01:12:46,744
  6837. Oh, well, you're
  6838. eyeing the exit.
  6839.  
  6840. 1564
  6841. 01:12:47,712 --> 01:12:49,014
  6842. And who can blame you?
  6843.  
  6844. 1565
  6845. 01:12:50,981 --> 01:12:52,680
  6846. No sense in risking your life
  6847.  
  6848. 1566
  6849. 01:12:52,682 --> 01:12:57,288
  6850. for someone who wouldn't even
  6851. hail you a cab in the rain.
  6852.  
  6853. 1567
  6854. 01:12:59,524 --> 01:13:00,859
  6855. You're crazy.
  6856.  
  6857. 1568
  6858. 01:13:02,960 --> 01:13:04,960
  6859. Well, look around you.
  6860.  
  6861. 1569
  6862. 01:13:04,962 --> 01:13:06,765
  6863. It's all relative.
  6864.  
  6865. 1570
  6866. 01:13:08,733 --> 01:13:10,268
  6867. You're on the fence.
  6868.  
  6869. 1571
  6870. 01:13:11,301 --> 01:13:13,102
  6871. Oh, I can tell.
  6872.  
  6873. 1572
  6874. 01:13:13,104 --> 01:13:16,671
  6875. He's a dick of a friend, but,
  6876.  
  6877. 1573
  6878. 01:13:16,673 --> 01:13:20,375
  6879. you're really in no condition
  6880. to make any new ones.
  6881.  
  6882. 1574
  6883. 01:13:20,377 --> 01:13:23,745
  6884. Huh, I'd say misery
  6885. loves company
  6886.  
  6887. 1575
  6888. 01:13:23,747 --> 01:13:26,348
  6889. but you see your sad little life
  6890.  
  6891. 1576
  6892. 01:13:26,350 --> 01:13:29,218
  6893. is the only thing keeping
  6894. his sad little life
  6895.  
  6896. 1577
  6897. 01:13:29,220 --> 01:13:32,790
  6898. from seeming
  6899. comparatively less sad.
  6900.  
  6901. 1578
  6902. 01:13:36,327 --> 01:13:39,861
  6903. You really wanna sacrifice
  6904. yourself to someone
  6905.  
  6906. 1579
  6907. 01:13:39,863 --> 01:13:41,130
  6908. who's sitting here thinking
  6909.  
  6910. 1580
  6911. 01:13:41,132 --> 01:13:42,800
  6912. at least I'm not you.
  6913.  
  6914. 1581
  6915. 01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:45,867
  6916. That's nice Larry,
  6917. that's really nice.
  6918.  
  6919. 1582
  6920. 01:13:47,305 --> 01:13:48,807
  6921. But not you, Jack.
  6922.  
  6923. 1583
  6924. 01:13:49,506 --> 01:13:50,873
  6925. You never liked Larry.
  6926.  
  6927. 1584
  6928. 01:13:50,875 --> 01:13:52,541
  6929. He never let you forget
  6930.  
  6931. 1585
  6932. 01:13:52,543 --> 01:13:55,143
  6933. that he was a lawyer, and you
  6934. were selling phone bundles
  6935.  
  6936. 1586
  6937. 01:13:55,145 --> 01:13:56,880
  6938. to housewives in the valley.
  6939.  
  6940. 1587
  6941. 01:13:57,849 --> 01:13:59,883
  6942. You make in a week what
  6943. he makes in an hour,
  6944.  
  6945. 1588
  6946. 01:13:59,885 --> 01:14:01,450
  6947. I mean that has gotta be hard.
  6948.  
  6949. 1589
  6950. 01:14:01,452 --> 01:14:05,053
  6951. Guys like Larry are what's
  6952. wrong with this world,
  6953.  
  6954. 1590
  6955. 01:14:05,055 --> 01:14:07,690
  6956. taking your jobs,
  6957. your girlfriends,
  6958.  
  6959. 1591
  6960. 01:14:07,692 --> 01:14:10,025
  6961. maybe it's time
  6962. to take them back!
  6963.  
  6964. 1592
  6965. 01:14:12,896 --> 01:14:14,296
  6966. Hey, hey, hey.
  6967.  
  6968. 1593
  6969. 01:14:14,298 --> 01:14:16,400
  6970. It is not your turn to speak.
  6971.  
  6972. 1594
  6973. 01:14:23,940 --> 01:14:26,744
  6974. Well, I mean, come on.
  6975.  
  6976. 1595
  6977. 01:14:31,047 --> 01:14:35,086
  6978. I think we all knew that
  6979. Connecticut thing wouldn't last.
  6980.  
  6981. 1596
  6982. 01:14:36,520 --> 01:14:39,122
  6983. You're hanging on
  6984. by a small thread
  6985.  
  6986. 1597
  6987. 01:14:40,291 --> 01:14:44,760
  6988. just calculating, how much
  6989. more therapy you'll need
  6990.  
  6991. 1598
  6992. 01:14:44,762 --> 01:14:47,263
  6993. to get over the latest trauma
  6994.  
  6995. 1599
  6996. 01:14:47,265 --> 01:14:48,865
  6997. and how much guilt
  6998. you should feel
  6999.  
  7000. 1600
  7001. 01:14:48,867 --> 01:14:50,933
  7002. for refusing to fuck
  7003. Larry in the kitchen
  7004.  
  7005. 1601
  7006. 01:14:50,935 --> 01:14:53,802
  7007. last night for old time's sake.
  7008.  
  7009. 1602
  7010. 01:14:53,804 --> 01:14:54,702
  7011. Jesus, Bess.
  7012.  
  7013. 1603
  7014. 01:14:54,704 --> 01:14:56,004
  7015. What do you care?
  7016.  
  7017. 1604
  7018. 01:14:56,006 --> 01:14:57,673
  7019. She has a point.
  7020.  
  7021. 1605
  7022. 01:14:57,675 --> 01:14:58,877
  7023. Yeah.
  7024.  
  7025. 1606
  7026. 01:15:01,945 --> 01:15:04,280
  7027. I mean we may as
  7028. well clear the air
  7029.  
  7030. 1607
  7031. 01:15:04,282 --> 01:15:06,284
  7032. while we're all
  7033. still breathing it.
  7034.  
  7035. 1608
  7036. 01:15:24,202 --> 01:15:25,070
  7037. So.
  7038.  
  7039. 1609
  7040. 01:15:26,671 --> 01:15:31,009
  7041. Kill or be killed, my
  7042. little lab rodents.
  7043.  
  7044. 1610
  7045. 01:15:31,975 --> 01:15:33,010
  7046. You choose.
  7047.  
  7048. 1611
  7049. 01:16:01,238 --> 01:16:03,540
  7050. Fascinating!
  7051.  
  7052. 1612
  7053. 01:16:04,676 --> 01:16:07,543
  7054. Ah, you think the
  7055. outcome would be obvious!
  7056.  
  7057. 1613
  7058. 01:16:07,545 --> 01:16:12,382
  7059. But the D.O.D. do love to
  7060. have the numbers crunched!
  7061.  
  7062. 1614
  7063. 01:16:13,350 --> 01:16:17,087
  7064. Oh, I almost wish Max
  7065. was here to see this!
  7066.  
  7067. 1615
  7068. 01:16:20,358 --> 01:16:25,529
  7069. But my film will finally
  7070. show our work, my work,
  7071.  
  7072. 1616
  7073. 01:16:26,029 --> 01:16:27,264
  7074. to the world!
  7075.  
  7076. 1617
  7077. 01:16:28,699 --> 01:16:32,903
  7078. All I need now is
  7079. the perfect ending.
  7080.  
  7081. 1618
  7082. 01:16:40,711 --> 01:16:44,412
  7083. And there's nothing
  7084. more final than fire.
  7085.  
  7086. 1619
  7087. 01:17:20,083 --> 01:17:22,019
  7088. All right, all right.
  7089.  
  7090. 1620
  7091. 01:17:23,621 --> 01:17:25,021
  7092. Paul, Paul.
  7093.  
  7094. 1621
  7095. 01:17:25,023 --> 01:17:26,455
  7096. Ma'am, you're
  7097. gonna have to stay back.
  7098.  
  7099. 1622
  7100. 01:17:26,457 --> 01:17:27,589
  7101. No, no, no
  7102. you don't understand,
  7103.  
  7104. 1623
  7105. 01:17:27,591 --> 01:17:28,790
  7106. there's been a mistake.
  7107.  
  7108. 1624
  7109. 01:17:28,792 --> 01:17:29,892
  7110. Ma'am I don't
  7111. have to understand,
  7112.  
  7113. 1625
  7114. 01:17:29,894 --> 01:17:31,160
  7115. that's not my job.
  7116.  
  7117. 1626
  7118. 01:17:31,162 --> 01:17:32,628
  7119. No, but you can't
  7120. just...
  7121.  
  7122. 1627
  7123. 01:17:32,630 --> 01:17:34,097
  7124. Ma'am I'm gonna
  7125. ask you one more time.
  7126.  
  7127. 1628
  7128. 01:17:34,099 --> 01:17:35,031
  7129. He's a therapist,
  7130. he's a pacifist!
  7131.  
  7132. 1629
  7133. 01:17:35,033 --> 01:17:36,665
  7134. With a loaded gun.
  7135.  
  7136. 1630
  7137. 01:17:36,667 --> 01:17:38,134
  7138. Paul would never
  7139. hurt anyone, that's not him.
  7140.  
  7141. 1631
  7142. 01:17:38,136 --> 01:17:39,434
  7143. It isn't
  7144. till it is, ma'am.
  7145.  
  7146. 1632
  7147. 01:17:39,436 --> 01:17:41,372
  7148. They don't walk
  7149. around wearing a sign.
  7150.  
  7151. 1633
  7152. 01:17:42,872 --> 01:17:44,740
  7153. Ah, it's a shame too.
  7154.  
  7155. 1634
  7156. 01:17:44,742 --> 01:17:46,244
  7157. She was a real nice lady.
  7158.  
  7159. 1635
  7160. 01:17:47,110 --> 01:17:48,477
  7161. This is all wrong, okay?
  7162.  
  7163. 1636
  7164. 01:17:48,479 --> 01:17:51,446
  7165. He's not, he's the
  7166. one who's unstable.
  7167.  
  7168. 1637
  7169. 01:17:51,448 --> 01:17:53,080
  7170. Well I'm not a doctor, ma'am.
  7171.  
  7172. 1638
  7173. 01:17:53,082 --> 01:17:54,517
  7174. I don't diagnose.
  7175.  
  7176. 1639
  7177. 01:17:54,519 --> 01:17:57,152
  7178. But you're all
  7179. consenting adults.
  7180.  
  7181. 1640
  7182. 01:17:57,154 --> 01:17:58,487
  7183. And if you don't
  7184. want to participate,
  7185.  
  7186. 1641
  7187. 01:17:58,489 --> 01:18:00,423
  7188. you shouldn't sign the waiver.
  7189.  
  7190. 1642
  7191. 01:18:00,425 --> 01:18:01,259
  7192. The what?
  7193.  
  7194. 1643
  7195. 01:18:09,867 --> 01:18:11,334
  7196. Weaponizing fear.
  7197.  
  7198. 1644
  7199. 01:18:11,336 --> 01:18:12,968
  7200. A comprehensive study
  7201. of the effects of fear
  7202.  
  7203. 1645
  7204. 01:18:12,970 --> 01:18:15,003
  7205. on the human brain.
  7206.  
  7207. 1646
  7208. 01:18:15,005 --> 01:18:16,474
  7209. Sound familiar?
  7210.  
  7211. 1647
  7212. 01:18:17,975 --> 01:18:19,741
  7213. These your signature?
  7214.  
  7215. 1648
  7216. 01:18:19,743 --> 01:18:21,477
  7217. I didn't sign that.
  7218.  
  7219. 1649
  7220. 01:18:21,479 --> 01:18:24,548
  7221. Ah, at least someone's got
  7222. some brains around here.
  7223.  
  7224. 1650
  7225. 01:18:25,483 --> 01:18:27,316
  7226. The things people do
  7227. for money these days.
  7228.  
  7229. 1651
  7230. 01:18:27,318 --> 01:18:28,750
  7231. Okay folks.
  7232.  
  7233. 1652
  7234. 01:18:28,752 --> 01:18:30,956
  7235. We'll give you a ride
  7236. down to the station.
  7237.  
  7238. 1653
  7239. 01:18:32,823 --> 01:18:34,022
  7240. Max.
  7241.  
  7242. 1654
  7243. 01:18:34,024 --> 01:18:35,458
  7244. Hey Max!
  7245.  
  7246. 1655
  7247. 01:18:35,460 --> 01:18:37,162
  7248. Yeah, what the fuck, man?
  7249.  
  7250. 1656
  7251. 01:18:39,096 --> 01:18:40,929
  7252. They'll take your
  7253. statements in town.
  7254.  
  7255. 1657
  7256. 01:18:40,931 --> 01:18:42,196
  7257. Let's go.
  7258.  
  7259. 1658
  7260. 01:18:42,198 --> 01:18:43,598
  7261. No wait, no, no, no, wait wait.
  7262.  
  7263. 1659
  7264. 01:18:43,600 --> 01:18:45,134
  7265. What about that kid,
  7266. that student, you know,
  7267.  
  7268. 1660
  7269. 01:18:45,136 --> 01:18:46,768
  7270. he freaked out, he
  7271. disappeared, and...
  7272.  
  7273. 1661
  7274. 01:18:46,770 --> 01:18:48,169
  7275. Dropped out of college.
  7276.  
  7277. 1662
  7278. 01:18:48,171 --> 01:18:49,306
  7279. Say it ain't so.
  7280.  
  7281. 1663
  7282. 01:18:50,108 --> 01:18:51,339
  7283. I mean, but look at him,
  7284.  
  7285. 1664
  7286. 01:18:51,341 --> 01:18:52,307
  7287. his wife is dead,
  7288. he's not even...
  7289.  
  7290. 1665
  7291. 01:18:52,309 --> 01:18:53,275
  7292. Who, Professor Lehman?
  7293.  
  7294. 1666
  7295. 01:18:53,277 --> 01:18:54,677
  7296. Ex Professor Lehman.
  7297.  
  7298. 1667
  7299. 01:18:54,679 --> 01:18:56,812
  7300. No ma'am, he still
  7301. works at the university.
  7302.  
  7303. 1668
  7304. 01:18:56,814 --> 01:18:59,647
  7305. He runs that psychology
  7306. department or something.
  7307.  
  7308. 1669
  7309. 01:18:59,649 --> 01:19:01,384
  7310. And he'll be the first
  7311. to tell you...
  7312.  
  7313. 1670
  7314. 01:19:01,918 --> 01:19:04,989
  7315. Crazy always finds its way out.
  7316.  
  7317. 1671
  7318. 01:19:59,446 --> 01:20:04,446
  7319. Subtitles by explosiveskull
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