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  3. INDOXXI
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  8. Subtitles by explosiveskull
  9.  
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  12. ♪ First I was
  13. afraid I was petrified ♪
  14.  
  15. 3
  16. 00:00:23,521 --> 00:00:25,722
  17. ♪ Kept thinking
  18. I could never live ♪
  19.  
  20. 4
  21. 00:00:25,724 --> 00:00:27,758
  22. ♪ Without you by my side ♪
  23.  
  24. 5
  25. 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:30,226
  26. ♪ But then I spent
  27. So many nights ♪
  28.  
  29. 6
  30. 00:00:30,228 --> 00:00:32,428
  31. ♪ Thinking how
  32. You did me wrong ♪
  33.  
  34. 7
  35. 00:00:32,430 --> 00:00:34,163
  36. ♪ And I grew strong ♪
  37.  
  38. 8
  39. 00:00:34,165 --> 00:00:36,366
  40. ♪ And I learned
  41. How to get along ♪
  42.  
  43. 9
  44. 00:00:36,368 --> 00:00:38,168
  45. ♪ And so you're back ♪
  46.  
  47. 10
  48. 00:00:38,170 --> 00:00:40,236
  49. ♪ From outer space ♪
  50.  
  51. 11
  52. 00:00:40,238 --> 00:00:42,506
  53. ♪ I just walked in
  54. To find you here ♪
  55.  
  56. 12
  57. 00:00:42,508 --> 00:00:44,373
  58. ♪ With that sad look
  59. Upon your face ♪
  60.  
  61. 13
  62. 00:00:44,375 --> 00:00:46,443
  63. ♪ I should have
  64. Changed that stupid lock ♪
  65.  
  66. 14
  67. 00:00:46,445 --> 00:00:48,744
  68. ♪ I should have
  69. Made you leave your key ♪
  70.  
  71. 15
  72. 00:00:48,746 --> 00:00:50,781
  73. ♪ If I'd known
  74. For just one second ♪
  75.  
  76. 16
  77. 00:00:50,783 --> 00:00:52,716
  78. ♪ You'd be back to bother me ♪
  79.  
  80. 17
  81. 00:00:52,718 --> 00:00:56,519
  82. ♪ Go on now, go,
  83. walk out the door ♪
  84.  
  85. 18
  86. 00:00:56,521 --> 00:00:58,689
  87. ♪ Just turn around now ♪
  88.  
  89. 19
  90. 00:00:58,691 --> 00:01:01,127
  91. ♪ 'Cause you're not
  92. Welcome anymore ♪
  93.  
  94. 20
  95. 00:01:01,826 --> 00:01:03,527
  96. ♪ Weren't you
  97. The one who tried ♪
  98.  
  99. 21
  100. 00:01:03,529 --> 00:01:05,496
  101. ♪ To hurt me with goodbye ♪
  102.  
  103. 22
  104. 00:01:05,498 --> 00:01:07,297
  105. ♪ Do you think I'd crumble ♪
  106.  
  107. 23
  108. 00:01:07,299 --> 00:01:09,365
  109. ♪ Did you think
  110. I'd lay down and die ♪
  111.  
  112. 24
  113. 00:01:09,367 --> 00:01:13,303
  114. ♪ Oh, no, not I,
  115. I will survive ♪
  116.  
  117. 25
  118. 00:01:13,305 --> 00:01:16,139
  119. ♪ Oh, as long as
  120. I know how to love ♪
  121.  
  122. 26
  123. 00:01:16,141 --> 00:01:17,641
  124. ♪ I know I'll stay alive ♪
  125.  
  126. 27
  127. 00:01:17,643 --> 00:01:19,675
  128. ♪ I've got all my life to live ♪
  129.  
  130. 28
  131. 00:01:19,677 --> 00:01:21,778
  132. ♪ And I've got
  133. All my love to give ♪
  134.  
  135. 29
  136. 00:01:21,780 --> 00:01:23,446
  137. ♪ And I'll survive ♪
  138.  
  139. 30
  140. 00:01:23,448 --> 00:01:28,618
  141. ♪ I will survive, hey, hey ♪
  142.  
  143. 31
  144. 00:01:31,656 --> 00:01:33,157
  145. Thank you, I do love applause
  146.  
  147. 32
  148. 00:01:33,159 --> 00:01:34,591
  149. but just throw money next time.
  150.  
  151. 33
  152. 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:38,294
  153. Oh, good evening,
  154. my beautiful kings
  155.  
  156. 34
  157. 00:01:38,296 --> 00:01:39,329
  158. and queens.
  159.  
  160. 35
  161. 00:01:39,331 --> 00:01:40,564
  162. Look, if you want to take
  163.  
  164. 36
  165. 00:01:40,566 --> 00:01:41,865
  166. a photograph, take it now.
  167.  
  168. 37
  169. 00:01:41,867 --> 00:01:44,504
  170. Because this is
  171. as good as I get.
  172.  
  173. 38
  174. 00:01:45,703 --> 00:01:48,772
  175. It's very unprofessional
  176. to drink on stage,
  177.  
  178. 39
  179. 00:01:48,774 --> 00:01:50,407
  180. so could you help me down?
  181.  
  182. 40
  183. 00:01:51,609 --> 00:01:52,708
  184. Oh, thank you, sir.
  185.  
  186. 41
  187. 00:01:52,710 --> 00:01:54,243
  188. Oh, you're lovely.
  189.  
  190. 42
  191. 00:01:55,548 --> 00:01:57,580
  192. Cheers. Hmm.
  193.  
  194. 43
  195. 00:01:57,582 --> 00:02:01,184
  196. Oh, that's fucking better.
  197.  
  198. 44
  199. 00:02:01,186 --> 00:02:03,553
  200. Is there any lesbians here?
  201.  
  202. 45
  203. 00:02:03,555 --> 00:02:07,223
  204. Lesbi... Oooh, yes, yes.
  205.  
  206. 46
  207. 00:02:07,225 --> 00:02:10,526
  208. How long
  209. have you known each other?
  210.  
  211. 47
  212. 00:02:10,528 --> 00:02:13,729
  213. 20 minutes? Did I offend you?
  214.  
  215. 48
  216. 00:02:13,731 --> 00:02:15,364
  217. Thank fuck for that.
  218.  
  219. 49
  220. 00:02:16,401 --> 00:02:22,205
  221. Oooh, hello, big boy.
  222.  
  223. 50
  224. 00:02:22,207 --> 00:02:25,942
  225. Tell me something, if
  226. I had a rooster and you had a donkey,
  227.  
  228. 51
  229. 00:02:25,944 --> 00:02:28,345
  230. and your donkey
  231. hit my rooster, what
  232.  
  233. 52
  234. 00:02:28,347 --> 00:02:30,346
  235. what would you have? Hmm?
  236.  
  237. 53
  238. 00:02:30,348 --> 00:02:31,514
  239. My cock in your ass.
  240.  
  241. 54
  242. 00:02:32,985 --> 00:02:36,453
  243. Oh, I do love
  244. a dirty audience.
  245.  
  246. 55
  247. 00:02:36,455 --> 00:02:37,887
  248. Are you two together?
  249.  
  250. 56
  251. 00:02:37,889 --> 00:02:38,922
  252. No shit.
  253.  
  254. 57
  255. 00:02:38,924 --> 00:02:41,725
  256. Um... Oh, hello.
  257.  
  258. 58
  259. 00:02:41,727 --> 00:02:44,393
  260. Are you alone? Oh, dear.
  261.  
  262. 59
  263. 00:02:44,395 --> 00:02:46,262
  264. Do you
  265. know the difference
  266.  
  267. 60
  268. 00:02:46,264 --> 00:02:48,665
  269. between erotic and kinky?
  270.  
  271. 61
  272. 00:02:48,667 --> 00:02:52,735
  273. Let's see, an erotic person
  274. uses a feather,
  275.  
  276. 62
  277. 00:02:52,737 --> 00:02:56,472
  278. and the kinky person uses
  279. a whole fucking chicken.
  280.  
  281. 63
  282. 00:02:57,842 --> 00:03:01,945
  283. Oh, oh, sorry, boys,
  284. he looks better.
  285.  
  286. 64
  287. 00:03:01,947 --> 00:03:05,485
  288. Oh, tell me something, big boy.
  289.  
  290. 65
  291. 00:03:06,451 --> 00:03:07,984
  292. Are you gay?
  293.  
  294. 66
  295. 00:03:07,986 --> 00:03:09,919
  296. Wait, you're straight?
  297.  
  298. 67
  299. 00:03:09,921 --> 00:03:12,891
  300. So is spaghetti
  301. until it gets hot and wet.
  302.  
  303. 68
  304. 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:16,592
  305. Is there a married couple here?
  306.  
  307. 69
  308. 00:03:16,594 --> 00:03:18,661
  309. Oh, oh, yes.
  310.  
  311. 70
  312. 00:03:18,663 --> 00:03:21,430
  313. You look married to me.
  314.  
  315. 71
  316. 00:03:21,432 --> 00:03:23,633
  317. How quaint. Tell me something,
  318.  
  319. 72
  320. 00:03:23,635 --> 00:03:25,935
  321. do you know
  322. the difference between
  323.  
  324. 73
  325. 00:03:25,937 --> 00:03:28,405
  326. your job and your wife?
  327.  
  328. 74
  329. 00:03:28,407 --> 00:03:31,007
  330. After five years
  331. your job will still suck.
  332.  
  333. 75
  334. 00:03:32,745 --> 00:03:34,011
  335. Sorry, darling.
  336.  
  337. 76
  338. 00:03:34,013 --> 00:03:37,547
  339. You know
  340. why men are like motorcars?
  341.  
  342. 77
  343. 00:03:37,549 --> 00:03:39,382
  344. Because they always
  345. pull out before
  346.  
  347. 78
  348. 00:03:39,384 --> 00:03:41,550
  349. checking to see if
  350. anybody else is coming.
  351.  
  352. 79
  353. 00:03:43,822 --> 00:03:47,326
  354. Oh, you see,
  355. darlings, I'm not fat.
  356.  
  357. 80
  358. 00:03:48,426 --> 00:03:50,526
  359. I'm just easier to see.
  360.  
  361. 81
  362. 00:05:48,509 --> 00:05:50,144
  363. I'm so sorry,
  364. Mr. Collins.
  365.  
  366. 82
  367. 00:05:51,978 --> 00:05:54,512
  368. Is there someone
  369. I can call for you?
  370.  
  371. 83
  372. 00:05:54,514 --> 00:05:59,183
  373. - Family? Friends?
  374. - Pardon?
  375.  
  376. 84
  377. 00:05:59,185 --> 00:06:00,851
  378. You have
  379. any family or friends
  380.  
  381. 85
  382. 00:06:00,853 --> 00:06:02,753
  383. I could call for you?
  384.  
  385. 86
  386. 00:06:02,755 --> 00:06:06,092
  387. No, I've...
  388. no family, no friends.
  389.  
  390. 87
  391. 00:06:08,028 --> 00:06:09,060
  392. I understand.
  393.  
  394. 88
  395. 00:06:09,062 --> 00:06:10,529
  396. This must have come
  397.  
  398. 89
  399. 00:06:10,531 --> 00:06:11,566
  400. as quite a shock.
  401.  
  402. 90
  403. 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,168
  404. Yes, you could say that.
  405.  
  406. 91
  407. 00:06:17,603 --> 00:06:22,242
  408. Um, how long...
  409. How long have I got?
  410.  
  411. 92
  412. 00:06:24,110 --> 00:06:25,879
  413. It's hard to say.
  414.  
  415. 93
  416. 00:06:27,247 --> 00:06:29,016
  417. Maybe six, seven weeks.
  418.  
  419. 94
  420. 00:06:31,651 --> 00:06:34,254
  421. Got an expiry date like
  422. a piece of fucking chicken.
  423.  
  424. 95
  425. 00:06:35,656 --> 00:06:38,692
  426. You have an aggressive
  427. form of cancer, mister Collins.
  428.  
  429. 96
  430. 00:06:39,625 --> 00:06:40,961
  431. It's spreading quickly.
  432.  
  433. 97
  434. 00:06:46,899 --> 00:06:50,000
  435. There's a group of people
  436. who meet on Wednesday nights.
  437.  
  438. 98
  439. 00:06:50,002 --> 00:06:53,572
  440. It might help maybe
  441. to talk with people who
  442.  
  443. 99
  444. 00:06:53,574 --> 00:06:55,109
  445. are going through
  446. the same thing.
  447.  
  448. 100
  449. 00:06:57,711 --> 00:06:59,344
  450. I don't want to
  451. spend the last six weeks
  452.  
  453. 101
  454. 00:06:59,346 --> 00:07:03,750
  455. of my life talking about
  456. the last six weeks of my life.
  457.  
  458. 102
  459. 00:07:05,752 --> 00:07:07,221
  460. I can understand that.
  461.  
  462. 103
  463. 00:07:10,723 --> 00:07:13,091
  464. In the meantime,
  465. I'm going to prescribe something
  466.  
  467. 104
  468. 00:07:13,093 --> 00:07:15,226
  469. that will ease
  470. the pain a little bit.
  471.  
  472. 105
  473. 00:07:15,228 --> 00:07:17,161
  474. Make sure
  475. you take these twice daily.
  476.  
  477. 106
  478. 00:07:17,163 --> 00:07:18,533
  479. Okay?
  480.  
  481. 107
  482. 00:07:34,146 --> 00:07:36,081
  483. Jackie, you in there?
  484.  
  485. 108
  486. 00:07:36,083 --> 00:07:38,683
  487. - What are you doing?
  488. - Taking a shit.
  489.  
  490. 109
  491. 00:07:38,685 --> 00:07:42,187
  492. - That's not very lady-like, is it?
  493. - Neither is my cock.
  494.  
  495. 110
  496. 00:07:42,189 --> 00:07:45,190
  497. Listen, we've got, uh... We've
  498. got a new kid start tonight.
  499.  
  500. 111
  501. 00:07:45,192 --> 00:07:48,726
  502. His name's Faith, just
  503. want you to show him around.
  504.  
  505. 112
  506. 00:07:48,728 --> 00:07:50,295
  507. You know, make him feel at home.
  508.  
  509. 113
  510. 00:07:50,297 --> 00:07:53,264
  511. Look, I am not
  512. a fucking babysitter.
  513.  
  514. 114
  515. 00:07:53,266 --> 00:07:56,267
  516. I'm not asking you to hold his fucking
  517. hand whilst he crosses the street, okay?
  518.  
  519. 115
  520. 00:07:56,269 --> 00:07:58,139
  521. Just give him a
  522. little tour round, okay?
  523.  
  524. 116
  525. 00:07:59,673 --> 00:08:00,904
  526. Where is he?
  527.  
  528. 117
  529. 00:08:00,906 --> 00:08:02,774
  530. He's in the dressing room.
  531.  
  532. 118
  533. 00:08:02,776 --> 00:08:03,908
  534. Thank you very much.
  535.  
  536. 119
  537. 00:08:03,910 --> 00:08:05,043
  538. Ta-ta, ta-ta.
  539.  
  540. 120
  541. 00:08:05,045 --> 00:08:06,112
  542. Fucking unbelievable.
  543.  
  544. 121
  545. 00:08:12,819 --> 00:08:16,120
  546. Oh, fuckin' hell.
  547.  
  548. 122
  549. 00:08:16,122 --> 00:08:17,158
  550. Jesus.
  551.  
  552. 123
  553. 00:08:22,428 --> 00:08:25,730
  554. Anyway
  555. Threw up all over his cock.
  556.  
  557. 124
  558. 00:08:25,732 --> 00:08:27,365
  559. Well, it's safe to say
  560. you're never gonna
  561.  
  562. 125
  563. 00:08:27,367 --> 00:08:30,901
  564. - make a sword swallower, dear.
  565. - What does he...
  566.  
  567. 126
  568. 00:08:30,903 --> 00:08:32,437
  569. Hey, um, exc... You're Faith?
  570.  
  571. 127
  572. 00:08:32,439 --> 00:08:36,808
  573. - Faith? Faith?
  574. - Yes, I am. And you are?
  575.  
  576. 128
  577. 00:08:36,810 --> 00:08:40,077
  578. I am your fairy godmother,
  579. you can call me Jackie.
  580.  
  581. 129
  582. 00:08:40,079 --> 00:08:41,046
  583. You're Jackie?
  584.  
  585. 130
  586. 00:08:41,048 --> 00:08:42,046
  587. I am.
  588.  
  589. 131
  590. 00:08:42,048 --> 00:08:43,815
  591. The one and only Jackie.
  592.  
  593. 132
  594. 00:08:43,817 --> 00:08:45,817
  595. I didn't
  596. expect you to be so...
  597.  
  598. 133
  599. 00:08:45,819 --> 00:08:47,218
  600. Old, old? I know, old.
  601.  
  602. 134
  603. 00:08:47,220 --> 00:08:48,986
  604. Well, you gotta
  605. pay the bills, kid.
  606.  
  607. 135
  608. 00:08:48,988 --> 00:08:50,355
  609. Do you mind?
  610. You're sitting in my chair.
  611.  
  612. 136
  613. 00:08:50,357 --> 00:08:51,726
  614. Oh, sorry.
  615.  
  616. 137
  617. 00:08:56,129 --> 00:08:58,962
  618. How do you
  619. walk in those high heels?
  620.  
  621. 138
  622. 00:08:58,964 --> 00:09:01,466
  623. - I've been practicing since I was nine.
  624. - Mm-hmm.
  625.  
  626. 139
  627. 00:09:01,468 --> 00:09:04,802
  628. So, tell me, ahem, what is it you do?
  629. You know, what's your thing?
  630.  
  631. 140
  632. 00:09:04,804 --> 00:09:07,772
  633. You're a comedian, you dance,
  634. you sing? What is it?
  635.  
  636. 141
  637. 00:09:07,774 --> 00:09:09,273
  638. - What's your thing?
  639. - I'm a singer.
  640.  
  641. 142
  642. 00:09:09,275 --> 00:09:11,008
  643. Oh, you're a s...
  644.  
  645. 143
  646. 00:09:11,010 --> 00:09:14,278
  647. Mollie, you think you got
  648. a bit of competition here.
  649.  
  650. 144
  651. 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:16,948
  652. Oh, bitch, please, the BFG ain't
  653. got nothing on this, honey.
  654.  
  655. 145
  656. 00:09:16,950 --> 00:09:20,852
  657. Don't worry about her.
  658. She's all bark and no bite.
  659.  
  660. 146
  661. 00:09:20,854 --> 00:09:24,222
  662. Now, listen, couple of rules
  663. you've, uh, gotta know.
  664.  
  665. 147
  666. 00:09:24,224 --> 00:09:26,291
  667. First of all, there's
  668. no fucking the customers.
  669.  
  670. 148
  671. 00:09:26,293 --> 00:09:29,359
  672. Now, I know that sounds
  673. very obvious, but...
  674.  
  675. 149
  676. 00:09:29,361 --> 00:09:32,262
  677. I mean, you've got no idea how...
  678. No, no, it happens.
  679.  
  680. 150
  681. 00:09:32,264 --> 00:09:33,864
  682. So, whatever
  683. you've got in your panties,
  684.  
  685. 151
  686. 00:09:33,866 --> 00:09:35,499
  687. you just keep it in there.
  688. Alright?
  689.  
  690. 152
  691. 00:09:35,501 --> 00:09:39,137
  692. - Mm-hmm.
  693. - Secondly, all your tips are your own.
  694.  
  695. 153
  696. 00:09:39,139 --> 00:09:41,873
  697. We don't share shit here.
  698.  
  699. 154
  700. 00:09:41,875 --> 00:09:44,108
  701. Now, you know, generally,
  702. the audience are pretty,
  703.  
  704. 155
  705. 00:09:44,110 --> 00:09:46,044
  706. you know, generous as long
  707. as you give them what they want.
  708.  
  709. 156
  710. 00:09:46,046 --> 00:09:47,811
  711. Well, within reason, remember.
  712.  
  713. 157
  714. 00:09:47,813 --> 00:09:50,315
  715. - What's the first rule?
  716. - No fucking the customers.
  717.  
  718. 158
  719. 00:09:50,317 --> 00:09:54,319
  720. Good. Good. Now, third rule is,
  721.  
  722. 159
  723. 00:09:54,321 --> 00:09:57,756
  724. if anybody touches you,
  725. you know, inappropriately,
  726.  
  727. 160
  728. 00:09:57,758 --> 00:09:59,390
  729. you've got all
  730. the permission in the world
  731.  
  732. 161
  733. 00:09:59,392 --> 00:10:00,892
  734. to beat
  735. the living shit out of them.
  736.  
  737. 162
  738. 00:10:00,894 --> 00:10:03,026
  739. Fine?
  740. Everything makes sense with you?
  741.  
  742. 163
  743. 00:10:03,028 --> 00:10:05,028
  744. - Mm-hmm.
  745. - Good. Oh, yeah.
  746.  
  747. 164
  748. 00:10:05,030 --> 00:10:08,134
  749. Arrive 15 minutes early,
  750. Alex will love you.
  751.  
  752. 165
  753. 00:10:09,235 --> 00:10:11,236
  754. Uh, talk of the devil.
  755.  
  756. 166
  757. 00:10:11,238 --> 00:10:12,903
  758. Kid, you're up.
  759.  
  760. 167
  761. 00:10:12,905 --> 00:10:13,940
  762. Let's go.
  763.  
  764. 168
  765. 00:10:15,875 --> 00:10:17,007
  766. Oh, hey.
  767.  
  768. 169
  769. 00:10:17,009 --> 00:10:19,013
  770. Why are you Faith?
  771.  
  772. 170
  773. 00:10:20,279 --> 00:10:21,879
  774. 'Cause everyone
  775. needs a bit of faith
  776.  
  777. 171
  778. 00:10:21,881 --> 00:10:23,180
  779. in their lives, darling.
  780.  
  781. 172
  782. 00:10:28,254 --> 00:10:30,220
  783. I give her a week.
  784.  
  785. 173
  786. 00:10:30,222 --> 00:10:33,056
  787. ♪ I'm the sixth queen ♪
  788.  
  789. 174
  790. 00:10:33,058 --> 00:10:34,959
  791. ♪ I'm the wrong queen ♪
  792.  
  793. 175
  794. 00:10:34,961 --> 00:10:38,796
  795. ♪ I've got mascara
  796. Running through my bloodstream ♪
  797.  
  798. 176
  799. 00:10:38,798 --> 00:10:40,831
  800. ♪ I'm on the hot step ♪
  801.  
  802. 177
  803. 00:10:40,833 --> 00:10:43,267
  804. ♪ I've got a broken heart ♪
  805.  
  806. 178
  807. 00:10:43,269 --> 00:10:47,272
  808. ♪ I want to be a cherry-lipped
  809. Little cheap tart ♪
  810.  
  811. 179
  812. 00:10:47,274 --> 00:10:51,342
  813. ♪ There's a boy
  814. with a monobrow and clubfoot ♪
  815.  
  816. 180
  817. 00:10:51,344 --> 00:10:55,879
  818. ♪ And his family own
  819. All the village huts ♪
  820.  
  821. 181
  822. 00:10:55,881 --> 00:10:58,752
  823. ♪ So I traveled to New York ♪
  824.  
  825. 182
  826. 00:10:59,586 --> 00:11:02,822
  827. ♪ Sold my crotch
  828. For a dollar and a short ♪
  829.  
  830. 183
  831. 00:11:04,957 --> 00:11:07,827
  832. ♪ There's a symphony
  833. In my heart ♪
  834.  
  835. 184
  836. 00:11:09,129 --> 00:11:12,063
  837. ♪ And I've lost all my morals ♪
  838.  
  839. 185
  840. 00:11:12,065 --> 00:11:16,501
  841. ♪ Down an alleyway,
  842. Boot polish, sky gaze ♪
  843.  
  844. 186
  845. 00:11:16,503 --> 00:11:20,107
  846. ♪ Bloody murder, my life has
  847. ♪ Moved in strange ways ♪
  848.  
  849. 187
  850. 00:11:21,307 --> 00:11:24,378
  851. ♪ I was the sixth queen
  852. ♪ From the start ♪
  853.  
  854. 188
  855. 00:11:25,544 --> 00:11:28,579
  856. ♪ But I cast all my morals ♪
  857.  
  858. 189
  859. 00:11:28,581 --> 00:11:33,151
  860. ♪ On a tube train,
  861. Boot polish, sky gaze ♪
  862.  
  863. 190
  864. 00:11:33,153 --> 00:11:36,990
  865. ♪ Bloody murder my life has
  866. ♪ Moved in strange ways ♪
  867.  
  868. 191
  869. 00:12:02,982 --> 00:12:04,017
  870. Hey.
  871.  
  872. 192
  873. 00:12:05,118 --> 00:12:06,153
  874. Hey.
  875.  
  876. 193
  877. 00:12:11,924 --> 00:12:14,194
  878. But what's your story?
  879.  
  880. 194
  881. 00:12:15,361 --> 00:12:16,396
  882. What do you mean?
  883.  
  884. 195
  885. 00:12:18,899 --> 00:12:21,601
  886. How did you
  887. learn to sing like that?
  888.  
  889. 196
  890. 00:12:23,636 --> 00:12:25,670
  891. Self-taught, darling.
  892.  
  893. 197
  894. 00:12:25,672 --> 00:12:29,009
  895. I've been singing my whole life
  896. ever since I was a little girl.
  897.  
  898. 198
  899. 00:12:33,980 --> 00:12:37,051
  900. So, how did you end up here?
  901.  
  902. 199
  903. 00:12:38,350 --> 00:12:39,184
  904. Mmh.
  905.  
  906. 200
  907. 00:12:40,953 --> 00:12:42,619
  908. Well, when I told
  909. my father I wanted to be
  910.  
  911. 201
  912. 00:12:42,621 --> 00:12:44,557
  913. a singer,
  914. he told me to get a real job.
  915.  
  916. 202
  917. 00:12:46,359 --> 00:12:50,097
  918. And when I told him I wanted to
  919. give blowjobs, he fucking lost it.
  920.  
  921. 203
  922. 00:12:51,298 --> 00:12:52,399
  923. Kicked me out.
  924.  
  925. 204
  926. 00:12:54,033 --> 00:12:55,333
  927. The worst thing is he was right.
  928.  
  929. 205
  930. 00:12:55,335 --> 00:12:56,903
  931. There's no fucking money in it.
  932.  
  933. 206
  934. 00:12:59,505 --> 00:13:01,074
  935. This is the best gig in town.
  936.  
  937. 207
  938. 00:13:03,543 --> 00:13:04,644
  939. How old are you?
  940.  
  941. 208
  942. 00:13:06,513 --> 00:13:07,947
  943. Don't ask a lady her age.
  944.  
  945. 209
  946. 00:13:11,650 --> 00:13:13,217
  947. I'm 21.
  948.  
  949. 210
  950. 00:13:13,219 --> 00:13:15,222
  951. How old are you?
  952.  
  953. 211
  954. 00:13:18,457 --> 00:13:21,191
  955. - 74.
  956. - Fuck it out.
  957.  
  958. 212
  959. 00:13:21,193 --> 00:13:23,294
  960. Shouldn't you be in an old
  961. people's home or something?
  962.  
  963. 213
  964. 00:13:23,296 --> 00:13:25,530
  965. Listen, I don't piss
  966. in my pants yet, you know.
  967.  
  968. 214
  969. 00:13:25,532 --> 00:13:27,665
  970. And when I eat,
  971. I drool just a little.
  972.  
  973. 215
  974. 00:13:27,667 --> 00:13:29,370
  975. I mean, I can drive a car.
  976.  
  977. 216
  978. 00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:33,403
  979. - There's a lot of fight left in me still.
  980. - Mmh.
  981.  
  982. 217
  983. 00:13:33,405 --> 00:13:36,440
  984. Well, you look good for
  985. your age if that means anything.
  986.  
  987. 218
  988. 00:13:36,442 --> 00:13:40,079
  989. Mmh. Yeah, it does.
  990. Thank you. Yeah.
  991.  
  992. 219
  993. 00:13:41,246 --> 00:13:42,313
  994. Hey. Hey.
  995.  
  996. 220
  997. 00:13:42,315 --> 00:13:43,982
  998. Who do we have there?
  999.  
  1000. 221
  1001. 00:13:43,984 --> 00:13:45,349
  1002. A couple of fucking puffs?
  1003.  
  1004. 222
  1005. 00:13:45,351 --> 00:13:49,020
  1006. - Yeah. Come on. Let's go.
  1007. - Fucking faggots.
  1008.  
  1009. 223
  1010. 00:13:49,022 --> 00:13:50,555
  1011. It's not right.
  1012.  
  1013. 224
  1014. 00:13:50,557 --> 00:13:53,056
  1015. Alright. Fuck off.
  1016.  
  1017. 225
  1018. 00:13:53,058 --> 00:13:56,560
  1019. How are we gonna do it then?
  1020. One at a time or all at once?
  1021.  
  1022. 226
  1023. 00:13:56,562 --> 00:14:01,565
  1024. I mean I got quite a tight ass, but
  1025. probably about three inches between you.
  1026.  
  1027. 227
  1028. 00:14:01,567 --> 00:14:04,701
  1029. - Fuck you say?
  1030. - Well, that's why you're in this back alley, isn't it?
  1031.  
  1032. 228
  1033. 00:14:04,703 --> 00:14:06,036
  1034. To get in my back alley.
  1035.  
  1036. 229
  1037. 00:14:06,038 --> 00:14:08,308
  1038. Oh, fuck.
  1039.  
  1040. 230
  1041. 00:14:12,011 --> 00:14:15,079
  1042. Oh. Jeez.
  1043.  
  1044. 231
  1045. 00:14:15,081 --> 00:14:16,748
  1046. - What are you doing?
  1047. - Oh.
  1048.  
  1049. 232
  1050. 00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:17,717
  1051. Are you alright?
  1052.  
  1053. 233
  1054. 00:14:18,985 --> 00:14:21,651
  1055. I thought you said you still
  1056. had a bit of fight left in you.
  1057.  
  1058. 234
  1059. 00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:23,624
  1060. Oh.
  1061.  
  1062. 235
  1063. 00:14:27,027 --> 00:14:30,331
  1064. - - Ouw!
  1065. - Fucking moron, dickhead.
  1066.  
  1067. 236
  1068. 00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:35,666
  1069. Look what you've done!
  1070.  
  1071. 237
  1072. 00:14:35,668 --> 00:14:36,700
  1073. Fucking cowards.
  1074.  
  1075. 238
  1076. 00:14:36,702 --> 00:14:37,737
  1077. Fuck.
  1078.  
  1079. 239
  1080. 00:14:47,714 --> 00:14:50,180
  1081. You know, you didn't
  1082. have to put those back on.
  1083.  
  1084. 240
  1085. 00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:51,250
  1086. I can't give up, you
  1087. know.
  1088.  
  1089. 241
  1090. 00:14:54,421 --> 00:14:57,091
  1091. In hindsight, maybe we should've
  1092. gone back into the club.
  1093.  
  1094. 242
  1095. 00:14:57,823 --> 00:14:59,058
  1096. You think so?
  1097.  
  1098. 243
  1099. 00:15:00,059 --> 00:15:01,094
  1100. Yeah.
  1101.  
  1102. 244
  1103. 00:15:02,129 --> 00:15:04,298
  1104. I just hate hitting people
  1105. like that, you know.
  1106.  
  1107. 245
  1108. 00:15:06,099 --> 00:15:08,302
  1109. I haven't hit anybody
  1110. like that for 40 years.
  1111.  
  1112. 246
  1113. 00:15:09,369 --> 00:15:10,604
  1114. How did it make you feel?
  1115.  
  1116. 247
  1117. 00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:13,173
  1118. Good.
  1119.  
  1120. 248
  1121. 00:15:14,106 --> 00:15:15,442
  1122. Makes you feel alive, right?
  1123.  
  1124. 249
  1125. 00:15:17,376 --> 00:15:18,411
  1126. Briefly.
  1127.  
  1128. 250
  1129. 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:22,713
  1130. Do you want a coffee
  1131. or something?
  1132.  
  1133. 251
  1134. 00:15:22,715 --> 00:15:25,451
  1135. Mmh? No. No. No.
  1136. I'm fine, really.
  1137.  
  1138. 252
  1139. 00:15:34,293 --> 00:15:36,160
  1140. - Mmh?
  1141. - Could I borrow some money, please?
  1142.  
  1143. 253
  1144. 00:15:36,162 --> 00:15:38,329
  1145. I left my purse at the club.
  1146.  
  1147. 254
  1148. 00:15:38,331 --> 00:15:39,664
  1149. Yeah, yeah, of course.
  1150.  
  1151. 255
  1152. 00:15:41,768 --> 00:15:45,670
  1153. Please go to room number five.
  1154.  
  1155. 256
  1156. 00:15:45,672 --> 00:15:48,339
  1157. Look, there you go. It's alright
  1158.  
  1159. 257
  1160. 00:15:48,341 --> 00:15:50,576
  1161. Please go to room number five.
  1162.  
  1163. 258
  1164. 00:15:52,278 --> 00:15:53,377
  1165. Mr. Collins.
  1166.  
  1167. 259
  1168. 00:15:53,379 --> 00:15:54,845
  1169. He's here.
  1170.  
  1171. 260
  1172. 00:15:54,847 --> 00:15:57,180
  1173. The doctor will see you now.
  1174.  
  1175. 261
  1176. 00:15:57,182 --> 00:15:58,181
  1177. Thank you.
  1178.  
  1179. 262
  1180. 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:10,228
  1181. And so, do you, uh,
  1182.  
  1183. 263
  1184. 00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:11,595
  1185. do you want a lift anywhere?
  1186.  
  1187. 264
  1188. 00:16:11,597 --> 00:16:13,166
  1189. No, it's fine,
  1190. I have my car.
  1191.  
  1192. 265
  1193. 00:16:15,434 --> 00:16:19,439
  1194. Well, that was
  1195. one hell of a night.
  1196.  
  1197. 266
  1198. 00:16:20,706 --> 00:16:22,607
  1199. It was fun.
  1200.  
  1201. 267
  1202. 00:16:22,609 --> 00:16:24,445
  1203. I can
  1204. think of other words.
  1205.  
  1206. 268
  1207. 00:16:26,913 --> 00:16:29,313
  1208. Are you working tomorrow night?
  1209.  
  1210. 269
  1211. 00:16:29,315 --> 00:16:31,315
  1212. Well, as long
  1213. as I'm not fired, yes.
  1214.  
  1215. 270
  1216. 00:16:31,317 --> 00:16:32,782
  1217. Oh, don't worry about that.
  1218.  
  1219. 271
  1220. 00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:35,254
  1221. I'll clear it with Alex,
  1222. you'll be fine.
  1223.  
  1224. 272
  1225. 00:16:37,256 --> 00:16:40,525
  1226. Well, I suppose I'll
  1227. see you tomorrow then, Jackie.
  1228.  
  1229. 273
  1230. 00:16:40,527 --> 00:16:42,292
  1231. Yes, tomorrow.
  1232.  
  1233. 274
  1234. 00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:44,195
  1235. Thank you.
  1236.  
  1237. 275
  1238. 00:16:58,177 --> 00:16:59,779
  1239. Oh, fuck.
  1240.  
  1241. 276
  1242. 00:17:12,759 --> 00:17:14,458
  1243. Fuck me, what?
  1244.  
  1245. 277
  1246. 00:17:14,460 --> 00:17:15,596
  1247. Open, open it.
  1248.  
  1249. 278
  1250. 00:17:18,831 --> 00:17:22,266
  1251. - What the fuck are you doing?
  1252. - I'm sleeping in my car.
  1253.  
  1254. 279
  1255. 00:17:22,268 --> 00:17:25,603
  1256. - You are sleeping in your car.
  1257. - Yes.
  1258.  
  1259. 280
  1260. 00:17:25,605 --> 00:17:29,540
  1261. Oh, God. Look, get your things together.
  1262. Come on. Get out of there. Come with me.
  1263.  
  1264. 281
  1265. 00:17:29,542 --> 00:17:33,611
  1266. Come with me. Just get out of
  1267. the car and come with me.
  1268.  
  1269. 282
  1270. 00:17:33,613 --> 00:17:35,645
  1271. - Would you j... just get out of the car?
  1272. - Really?
  1273.  
  1274. 283
  1275. 00:17:35,647 --> 00:17:39,883
  1276. Really. You can't sleep in your
  1277. bloody car for God's... Come on.
  1278.  
  1279. 284
  1280. 00:17:39,885 --> 00:17:42,853
  1281. - You know, Jack...
  1282. - Just get your things, close the boot.
  1283.  
  1284. 285
  1285. 00:17:42,855 --> 00:17:44,854
  1286. Get with me. Come on.
  1287.  
  1288. 286
  1289. 00:18:17,490 --> 00:18:21,258
  1290. Thank you so much for this, Jackie. I promise
  1291. it's only one night. Just one night.
  1292.  
  1293. 287
  1294. 00:18:21,260 --> 00:18:25,298
  1295. No, listen. No, you can stay here
  1296. until you get somewhere permanent.
  1297.  
  1298. 288
  1299. 00:18:26,031 --> 00:18:29,600
  1300. - Really?
  1301. - Yeah, fine. No, listen, you'll be very comfortable here.
  1302.  
  1303. 289
  1304. 00:18:29,602 --> 00:18:33,004
  1305. Oh. What? Ooh.
  1306.  
  1307. 290
  1308. 00:18:33,006 --> 00:18:35,573
  1309. Great, fine.
  1310. That's... No, thank you.
  1311.  
  1312. 291
  1313. 00:18:35,575 --> 00:18:38,575
  1314. That's lovely. Look, you...
  1315. You know, sleep well.
  1316.  
  1317. 292
  1318. 00:18:38,577 --> 00:18:39,643
  1319. See you in the morning. Okay?
  1320.  
  1321. 293
  1322. 00:18:39,645 --> 00:18:41,511
  1323. - Okay.
  1324. - I see.
  1325.  
  1326. 294
  1327. 00:18:41,513 --> 00:18:42,548
  1328. Thank you.
  1329.  
  1330. 295
  1331. 00:19:04,304 --> 00:19:05,902
  1332. Fuck!
  1333.  
  1334. 296
  1335. 00:19:05,904 --> 00:19:07,240
  1336. Mm-hmm.
  1337.  
  1338. 297
  1339. 00:19:15,981 --> 00:19:18,815
  1340. Oh, what the fuck.
  1341.  
  1342. 298
  1343. 00:19:27,693 --> 00:19:28,795
  1344. Oh, shit.
  1345.  
  1346. 299
  1347. 00:19:32,632 --> 00:19:34,731
  1348. What the fuck are you doing?
  1349.  
  1350. 300
  1351. 00:19:34,733 --> 00:19:37,034
  1352. - You scared me.
  1353. - Oh, I'm sorry.
  1354.  
  1355. 301
  1356. 00:19:37,036 --> 00:19:41,538
  1357. Look, please, please, would you
  1358. turn the music down a little?
  1359.  
  1360. 302
  1361. 00:19:41,540 --> 00:19:43,507
  1362. - I'm sorry.
  1363. - Thank you.
  1364.  
  1365. 303
  1366. 00:19:43,509 --> 00:19:44,941
  1367. Now, can you please sit down?
  1368.  
  1369. 304
  1370. 00:19:44,943 --> 00:19:46,544
  1371. I've made you breakfast.
  1372.  
  1373. 305
  1374. 00:19:46,546 --> 00:19:47,844
  1375. You made me breakfast.
  1376.  
  1377. 306
  1378. 00:19:47,846 --> 00:19:48,914
  1379. Yes, take a seat.
  1380.  
  1381. 307
  1382. 00:19:49,848 --> 00:19:52,051
  1383. Oh, thank you very much.
  1384.  
  1385. 308
  1386. 00:19:53,486 --> 00:19:56,086
  1387. Who's the girl
  1388. in all the pictures?
  1389.  
  1390. 309
  1391. 00:19:56,088 --> 00:19:59,525
  1392. It's, um, it's my daughter.
  1393.  
  1394. 310
  1395. 00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:02,526
  1396. - Daughter?
  1397. - Mm-hmm.
  1398.  
  1399. 311
  1400. 00:20:02,528 --> 00:20:03,561
  1401. What's her name?
  1402.  
  1403. 312
  1404. 00:20:03,563 --> 00:20:04,795
  1405. Her name's Lily.
  1406.  
  1407. 313
  1408. 00:20:04,797 --> 00:20:06,432
  1409. So you're not one of us, then?
  1410.  
  1411. 314
  1412. 00:20:07,599 --> 00:20:11,000
  1413. What do you mean one of us? Hmm?
  1414.  
  1415. 315
  1416. 00:20:11,002 --> 00:20:12,405
  1417. The gays, darling.
  1418.  
  1419. 316
  1420. 00:20:13,573 --> 00:20:17,374
  1421. - No, I'm not a gay.
  1422. - Fuck off.
  1423.  
  1424. 317
  1425. 00:20:17,376 --> 00:20:19,512
  1426. No, it's true.
  1427. But I tell you one thing, right?
  1428.  
  1429. 318
  1430. 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:25,485
  1431. I-I do like dressing as a woman,
  1432. but I also like being with women.
  1433.  
  1434. 319
  1435. 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,757
  1436. Do you dress like a woman
  1437. outside of the club?
  1438.  
  1439. 320
  1440. 00:20:32,090 --> 00:20:33,757
  1441. Hm.
  1442.  
  1443. 321
  1444. 00:20:33,759 --> 00:20:35,328
  1445. Sort of as often as I can.
  1446.  
  1447. 322
  1448. 00:20:36,828 --> 00:20:39,365
  1449. Well, there's plenty of
  1450. time to turn you, darling.
  1451.  
  1452. 323
  1453. 00:20:40,866 --> 00:20:45,438
  1454. - What about you?
  1455. - I don't think that what's between my legs defines me.
  1456.  
  1457. 324
  1458. 00:20:46,172 --> 00:20:49,507
  1459. I'd prefer not
  1460. to be stuck in a box.
  1461.  
  1462. 325
  1463. 00:20:49,509 --> 00:20:50,673
  1464. Hm.
  1465.  
  1466. 326
  1467. 00:20:50,675 --> 00:20:52,610
  1468. - Stereotyped.
  1469. - Mm-hmm.
  1470.  
  1471. 327
  1472. 00:20:52,612 --> 00:20:55,112
  1473. - I'm not a guy. I'm not a girl.
  1474. - Hm.
  1475.  
  1476. 328
  1477. 00:20:55,114 --> 00:20:56,046
  1478. I'm an individual.
  1479.  
  1480. 329
  1481. 00:20:56,048 --> 00:20:57,414
  1482. I'm Faith.
  1483.  
  1484. 330
  1485. 00:20:57,416 --> 00:20:58,451
  1486. Yeah, fine.
  1487.  
  1488. 331
  1489. 00:21:00,819 --> 00:21:02,121
  1490. Where in the world is Lily?
  1491.  
  1492. 332
  1493. 00:21:03,588 --> 00:21:09,528
  1494. I, um, I don't know.
  1495.  
  1496. 333
  1497. 00:21:11,497 --> 00:21:16,068
  1498. We, um... haven't
  1499. spoken for 10 years.
  1500.  
  1501. 334
  1502. 00:21:20,506 --> 00:21:21,541
  1503. Why?
  1504.  
  1505. 335
  1506. 00:21:22,808 --> 00:21:24,043
  1507. We had an argument.
  1508.  
  1509. 336
  1510. 00:21:25,076 --> 00:21:26,113
  1511. Because?
  1512.  
  1513. 337
  1514. 00:21:27,613 --> 00:21:28,882
  1515. Because I wouldn't go
  1516.  
  1517. 338
  1518. 00:21:30,082 --> 00:21:31,518
  1519. to her mother's funeral.
  1520.  
  1521. 339
  1522. 00:21:33,685 --> 00:21:35,585
  1523. Why?
  1524.  
  1525. 340
  1526. 00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:40,493
  1527. Well...
  1528.  
  1529. 341
  1530. 00:21:42,228 --> 00:21:45,132
  1531. When my wife was dying,
  1532.  
  1533. 342
  1534. 00:21:46,665 --> 00:21:48,132
  1535. she told me not to be there.
  1536.  
  1537. 343
  1538. 00:21:48,134 --> 00:21:50,668
  1539. - She said that?
  1540. - Yeah, she did.
  1541.  
  1542. 344
  1543. 00:21:50,670 --> 00:21:53,606
  1544. Because you enjoyed...
  1545. you liked to dress as a woman?
  1546.  
  1547. 345
  1548. 00:21:56,576 --> 00:21:57,844
  1549. Daughter never forgave me.
  1550.  
  1551. 346
  1552. 00:22:00,913 --> 00:22:01,948
  1553. Jackie?
  1554.  
  1555. 347
  1556. 00:22:05,183 --> 00:22:06,950
  1557. What the fuck are you doing?
  1558.  
  1559. 348
  1560. 00:22:06,952 --> 00:22:08,251
  1561. What do you think I'm doing?
  1562.  
  1563. 349
  1564. 00:22:08,253 --> 00:22:11,087
  1565. I'm praying to the East.
  1566.  
  1567. 350
  1568. 00:22:11,089 --> 00:22:14,624
  1569. Do you know how many different people's
  1570. piss is on that floor? Disgusting.
  1571.  
  1572. 351
  1573. 00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:16,759
  1574. I do now. Thank you.
  1575.  
  1576. 352
  1577. 00:22:16,761 --> 00:22:18,761
  1578. - Can I see you in my office two secs?
  1579. - Why? What's wrong?
  1580.  
  1581. 353
  1582. 00:22:18,763 --> 00:22:20,130
  1583. Just two secs, two secs.
  1584.  
  1585. 354
  1586. 00:22:20,132 --> 00:22:22,533
  1587. Alright.
  1588.  
  1589. 355
  1590. 00:22:22,535 --> 00:22:24,901
  1591. - Fuck!
  1592. - Do you want a drink?
  1593.  
  1594. 356
  1595. 00:22:24,903 --> 00:22:26,937
  1596. Why the fuck not?
  1597.  
  1598. 357
  1599. 00:22:26,939 --> 00:22:27,974
  1600. Alright.
  1601.  
  1602. 358
  1603. 00:22:29,875 --> 00:22:31,275
  1604. Here.
  1605.  
  1606. 359
  1607. 00:22:31,277 --> 00:22:32,511
  1608. Thanks.
  1609.  
  1610. 360
  1611. 00:22:34,079 --> 00:22:37,815
  1612. So, um,
  1613. so the kid's moved in with you?
  1614.  
  1615. 361
  1616. 00:22:37,817 --> 00:22:40,284
  1617. Yes. Just for a little
  1618. while until he gets settled in.
  1619.  
  1620. 362
  1621. 00:22:40,286 --> 00:22:42,719
  1622. You think that's
  1623. a good idea, do you?
  1624.  
  1625. 363
  1626. 00:22:42,721 --> 00:22:43,653
  1627. What do you mean?
  1628.  
  1629. 364
  1630. 00:22:43,655 --> 00:22:44,988
  1631. What do I mean?
  1632.  
  1633. 365
  1634. 00:22:44,990 --> 00:22:46,155
  1635. I mean the kid's only
  1636.  
  1637. 366
  1638. 00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:48,057
  1639. 21 years old, for fuck's sake.
  1640.  
  1641. 367
  1642. 00:22:48,059 --> 00:22:49,692
  1643. I'm a little confused.
  1644.  
  1645. 368
  1646. 00:22:49,694 --> 00:22:52,228
  1647. What are you-
  1648. what are you accusing me of?
  1649.  
  1650. 369
  1651. 00:22:52,230 --> 00:22:55,533
  1652. I just don't think it's
  1653. a very good idea. That's all.
  1654.  
  1655. 370
  1656. 00:22:55,535 --> 00:22:58,134
  1657. What? Because you think that I want to
  1658. fuck him? Is that what you're saying?
  1659.  
  1660. 371
  1661. 00:22:58,136 --> 00:23:01,805
  1662. - Hey. That's not what I said.
  1663. - Oh, no, because you don't have the balls
  1664.  
  1665. 372
  1666. 00:23:01,807 --> 00:23:04,542
  1667. - to say it to my face.
  1668. - Listen, we're just-
  1669.  
  1670. 373
  1671. 00:23:04,544 --> 00:23:07,113
  1672. - talking here, alright?
  1673. - I am not gay.
  1674.  
  1675. 374
  1676. 00:23:11,817 --> 00:23:13,752
  1677. - You're not?
  1678. - No, I am not.
  1679.  
  1680. 375
  1681. 00:23:15,820 --> 00:23:21,057
  1682. - Well... Well, I just assumed.
  1683. - Oh, yes, you assumed.
  1684.  
  1685. 376
  1686. 00:23:21,059 --> 00:23:23,160
  1687. Just because
  1688. I like wearing dresses,
  1689.  
  1690. 377
  1691. 00:23:23,162 --> 00:23:25,062
  1692. I must like sucking cock.
  1693.  
  1694. 378
  1695. 00:23:25,064 --> 00:23:26,896
  1696. Is that it?
  1697.  
  1698. 379
  1699. 00:23:26,898 --> 00:23:29,168
  1700. Well, yeah.
  1701.  
  1702. 380
  1703. 00:23:30,303 --> 00:23:31,538
  1704. Kind of.
  1705.  
  1706. 381
  1707. 00:23:32,571 --> 00:23:36,140
  1708. Look, the kid has
  1709. got nowhere to live.
  1710.  
  1711. 382
  1712. 00:23:36,142 --> 00:23:38,976
  1713. Do you know how
  1714. fucking scary that must be?
  1715.  
  1716. 383
  1717. 00:23:38,978 --> 00:23:41,946
  1718. I know. Wait, hey. Would you?
  1719. Hey, he can stay with you.
  1720.  
  1721. 384
  1722. 00:23:41,948 --> 00:23:44,315
  1723. - Would you like that?
  1724. - Listen, no. It's fine.
  1725.  
  1726. 385
  1727. 00:23:44,317 --> 00:23:47,617
  1728. I think... I think you're
  1729. doing a-a good job.
  1730.  
  1731. 386
  1732. 00:23:47,619 --> 00:23:50,189
  1733. Thanks for the fucking drink.
  1734.  
  1735. 387
  1736. 00:23:58,864 --> 00:24:02,632
  1737. We live in an age where there's
  1738. brand new gender issues, isn't there?
  1739.  
  1740. 388
  1741. 00:24:02,634 --> 00:24:04,301
  1742. And there's a lot
  1743. of genders going on
  1744.  
  1745. 389
  1746. 00:24:04,303 --> 00:24:06,069
  1747. and some people
  1748. get a little bit confused.
  1749.  
  1750. 390
  1751. 00:24:06,071 --> 00:24:08,605
  1752. For instance,
  1753. I know a guy, alright,
  1754.  
  1755. 391
  1756. 00:24:08,607 --> 00:24:11,107
  1757. who used to be a guy
  1758. and she's now a girl.
  1759.  
  1760. 392
  1761. 00:24:11,109 --> 00:24:15,746
  1762. And now that she's a girl, she's a
  1763. lesbian, and some people might say,
  1764.  
  1765. 393
  1766. 00:24:15,748 --> 00:24:17,914
  1767. "I don't get that."
  1768. You know what?
  1769.  
  1770. 394
  1771. 00:24:17,916 --> 00:24:21,384
  1772. I don't get that, but maybe it's
  1773. not for me to get, right?
  1774.  
  1775. 395
  1776. 00:24:21,386 --> 00:24:23,386
  1777. Maybe it's just not
  1778. for me to understand.
  1779.  
  1780. 396
  1781. 00:24:23,388 --> 00:24:26,856
  1782. But at the same, I reckon
  1783. give me a couple of years,
  1784.  
  1785. 397
  1786. 00:24:26,858 --> 00:24:29,626
  1787. and slowly but surely,
  1788. all the names
  1789.  
  1790. 398
  1791. 00:24:29,628 --> 00:24:32,363
  1792. for gender will
  1793. permeate my consciousness.
  1794.  
  1795. 399
  1796. 00:24:32,365 --> 00:24:34,632
  1797. But in the meantime,
  1798. can everyone else
  1799.  
  1800. 400
  1801. 00:24:34,634 --> 00:24:36,333
  1802. just calm the fuck down
  1803.  
  1804. 401
  1805. 00:24:36,335 --> 00:24:38,168
  1806. if I accidentally say trannie?
  1807.  
  1808. 402
  1809. 00:24:40,306 --> 00:24:41,971
  1810. Anyway, ladies and gentlemen,
  1811.  
  1812. 403
  1813. 00:24:41,973 --> 00:24:44,240
  1814. now for the main event
  1815. of the evening.
  1816.  
  1817. 404
  1818. 00:24:44,242 --> 00:24:46,809
  1819. Please stand your feet,
  1820. clap your hands,
  1821.  
  1822. 405
  1823. 00:24:46,811 --> 00:24:49,412
  1824. and welcome
  1825. all the way to the microphone.
  1826.  
  1827. 406
  1828. 00:24:49,414 --> 00:24:55,052
  1829. It's Jackie!
  1830.  
  1831. 407
  1832. 00:24:58,958 --> 00:25:02,062
  1833. Do you know what
  1834. a man's balanced diet is?
  1835.  
  1836. 408
  1837. 00:25:03,128 --> 00:25:04,862
  1838. A beer bottle in each hand.
  1839.  
  1840. 409
  1841. 00:25:05,998 --> 00:25:08,032
  1842. A man went into a candy shop,
  1843.  
  1844. 410
  1845. 00:25:08,034 --> 00:25:09,866
  1846. had to buy some condoms,
  1847.  
  1848. 411
  1849. 00:25:09,868 --> 00:25:11,000
  1850. and the cashier said,
  1851.  
  1852. 412
  1853. 00:25:11,002 --> 00:25:12,769
  1854. "Um, do you want a bag?"
  1855.  
  1856. 413
  1857. 00:25:12,771 --> 00:25:14,705
  1858. He said, "She's not that ugly."
  1859.  
  1860. 414
  1861. 00:25:16,008 --> 00:25:19,776
  1862. I do
  1863. love a dirty audience.
  1864.  
  1865. 415
  1866. 00:25:19,778 --> 00:25:22,345
  1867. Do you know
  1868. the difference between a hooker
  1869.  
  1870. 416
  1871. 00:25:22,347 --> 00:25:25,215
  1872. and-and-and
  1873. a drug dealer?
  1874.  
  1875. 417
  1876. 00:25:25,217 --> 00:25:28,384
  1877. Well,
  1878. a hooker can wash her crack
  1879.  
  1880. 418
  1881. 00:25:28,386 --> 00:25:29,385
  1882. and resell it.
  1883.  
  1884. 419
  1885. 00:25:31,723 --> 00:25:34,190
  1886. Oh, dear, oh dear. I'm so sorry.
  1887.  
  1888. 420
  1889. 00:25:34,192 --> 00:25:37,361
  1890. My boyfriend was so rough
  1891. with me last night.
  1892.  
  1893. 421
  1894. 00:25:38,864 --> 00:25:41,297
  1895. Do you know what the saggy boob
  1896.  
  1897. 422
  1898. 00:25:41,299 --> 00:25:44,735
  1899. said to the other saggy boob?
  1900.  
  1901. 423
  1902. 00:25:44,737 --> 00:25:46,103
  1903. If we don't get some support,
  1904.  
  1905. 424
  1906. 00:25:46,105 --> 00:25:47,738
  1907. people would think we're nuts.
  1908.  
  1909. 425
  1910. 00:25:54,180 --> 00:25:58,148
  1911. So, let me get this straight.
  1912. You haven't taken any of your pills?
  1913.  
  1914. 426
  1915. 00:25:58,150 --> 00:26:00,484
  1916. - No, I haven't taken any of my pills.
  1917. - Because you dropped them?
  1918.  
  1919. 427
  1920. 00:26:00,486 --> 00:26:03,187
  1921. - Yes, because I dropped them.
  1922. - In urine?
  1923.  
  1924. 428
  1925. 00:26:03,189 --> 00:26:05,091
  1926. Yes, I dropped
  1927. them in the urine.
  1928.  
  1929. 429
  1930. 00:26:06,125 --> 00:26:08,926
  1931. You know,
  1932. this isn't a joke, Mr. Collins.
  1933.  
  1934. 430
  1935. 00:26:08,928 --> 00:26:11,094
  1936. Those pills are
  1937. meant to ease your pain.
  1938.  
  1939. 431
  1940. 00:26:11,096 --> 00:26:13,229
  1941. You need to take them every day.
  1942.  
  1943. 432
  1944. 00:26:13,231 --> 00:26:15,833
  1945. You know,
  1946. last night can't happen again.
  1947.  
  1948. 433
  1949. 00:26:15,835 --> 00:26:19,469
  1950. Yeah, fine. Look, doc, just, you know,
  1951. write me another prescription for the pills
  1952.  
  1953. 434
  1954. 00:26:19,471 --> 00:26:21,074
  1955. and I'll-I'll be on my way.
  1956.  
  1957. 435
  1958. 00:26:23,108 --> 00:26:28,010
  1959. - So, you collapsed on stage?
  1960. - Yes, I collapsed on stage.
  1961.  
  1962. 436
  1963. 00:26:28,012 --> 00:26:30,780
  1964. - Was it hot on the stage?
  1965. - What... Of course, it was hot on stage.
  1966.  
  1967. 437
  1968. 00:26:30,782 --> 00:26:34,183
  1969. I mean, they've got lights and the
  1970. air conditioning hasn't worked since,
  1971.  
  1972. 438
  1973. 00:26:34,185 --> 00:26:36,286
  1974. I don't know, mid-90s.
  1975.  
  1976. 439
  1977. 00:26:36,288 --> 00:26:39,757
  1978. Look. I think you might
  1979. want to think about
  1980.  
  1981. 440
  1982. 00:26:39,759 --> 00:26:40,993
  1983. taking a back step.
  1984.  
  1985. 441
  1986. 00:26:42,193 --> 00:26:45,929
  1987. You mean giving up performing?
  1988.  
  1989. 442
  1990. 00:26:45,931 --> 00:26:47,230
  1991. It's not helping you.
  1992.  
  1993. 443
  1994. 00:26:47,232 --> 00:26:48,934
  1995. The stress, the conditions.
  1996.  
  1997. 444
  1998. 00:26:49,969 --> 00:26:53,402
  1999. At your age, you should be
  2000. living a more relaxed life.
  2001.  
  2002. 445
  2003. 00:26:53,404 --> 00:26:58,208
  2004. A more relaxed life? I'm dying,
  2005. for fuck's sake. How relaxed can you be?
  2006.  
  2007. 446
  2008. 00:26:58,210 --> 00:27:00,878
  2009. - I mean that's what's happening to me, isn't, it doctor?
  2010. - Yes.
  2011.  
  2012. 447
  2013. 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:04,847
  2014. And there's absolutely nothing you can do
  2015. about it. I mean, with all of your expertise
  2016.  
  2017. 448
  2018. 00:27:04,849 --> 00:27:07,985
  2019. and all the millions of pounds
  2020. they put in cancer research.
  2021.  
  2022. 449
  2023. 00:27:07,987 --> 00:27:11,087
  2024. I mean, none of that's
  2025. gonna stop me from dying, right?
  2026.  
  2027. 450
  2028. 00:27:11,089 --> 00:27:15,793
  2029. - Yes, that's correct.
  2030. - So, if I'm dying and there's nothing anyone can do about it,
  2031.  
  2032. 451
  2033. 00:27:15,795 --> 00:27:19,062
  2034. I mean, you know, why should I
  2035. give up doing what I love?
  2036.  
  2037. 452
  2038. 00:27:19,064 --> 00:27:21,131
  2039. I mean, what is that
  2040. gonna do for me, doctor?
  2041.  
  2042. 453
  2043. 00:27:21,133 --> 00:27:23,333
  2044. Would it give me,
  2045. uh, one extra week,
  2046.  
  2047. 454
  2048. 00:27:23,335 --> 00:27:26,569
  2049. two extra weeks?
  2050. I mean, fucking wonderful.
  2051.  
  2052. 455
  2053. 00:27:26,571 --> 00:27:28,971
  2054. Dying is shit.
  2055. Did you know that?
  2056.  
  2057. 456
  2058. 00:27:28,973 --> 00:27:32,074
  2059. It is...
  2060. It fucking sucks, doctor.
  2061.  
  2062. 457
  2063. 00:27:32,076 --> 00:27:34,844
  2064. And look, if nothing
  2065. anybody can do about it
  2066.  
  2067. 458
  2068. 00:27:34,846 --> 00:27:36,313
  2069. and I'm going to die, right,
  2070.  
  2071. 459
  2072. 00:27:36,315 --> 00:27:38,047
  2073. well, I'm going to make certain
  2074.  
  2075. 460
  2076. 00:27:38,049 --> 00:27:41,450
  2077. that I'm going to
  2078. enjoy the last few weeks
  2079.  
  2080. 461
  2081. 00:27:41,452 --> 00:27:45,521
  2082. before leaving
  2083. this shitty, fucking planet.
  2084.  
  2085. 462
  2086. 00:27:45,523 --> 00:27:47,760
  2087. Is that alright
  2088. with you, doctor?
  2089.  
  2090. 463
  2091. 00:27:49,228 --> 00:27:50,960
  2092. Yes. That's okay.
  2093.  
  2094. 464
  2095. 00:27:50,962 --> 00:27:52,331
  2096. Good.
  2097.  
  2098. 465
  2099. 00:27:53,566 --> 00:27:54,768
  2100. Is he okay?
  2101.  
  2102. 466
  2103. 00:27:55,901 --> 00:27:57,334
  2104. Oh, yes. He'll be fine.
  2105.  
  2106. 467
  2107. 00:27:57,336 --> 00:27:58,401
  2108. He'll be fine.
  2109.  
  2110. 468
  2111. 00:28:01,906 --> 00:28:06,043
  2112. - Here, why don't you have a drink of whisky.
  2113. - No, thanks.
  2114.  
  2115. 469
  2116. 00:28:06,045 --> 00:28:09,179
  2117. Oh, come on.
  2118. It'll make a man of you.
  2119.  
  2120. 470
  2121. 00:28:09,181 --> 00:28:12,082
  2122. Okay, darling, I don't need
  2123. to be made a man of, but I'll try.
  2124.  
  2125. 471
  2126. 00:28:12,084 --> 00:28:13,182
  2127. Okay.
  2128.  
  2129. 472
  2130. 00:28:13,184 --> 00:28:14,220
  2131. Here you go.
  2132.  
  2133. 473
  2134. 00:28:15,253 --> 00:28:16,288
  2135. Drink up.
  2136.  
  2137. 474
  2138. 00:28:17,589 --> 00:28:18,521
  2139. Mm.
  2140.  
  2141. 475
  2142. 00:28:20,625 --> 00:28:22,127
  2143. I took you for a swallower.
  2144.  
  2145. 476
  2146. 00:28:23,496 --> 00:28:26,395
  2147. - How can you make jokes at a time like this?
  2148. - What do you mean?
  2149.  
  2150. 477
  2151. 00:28:26,397 --> 00:28:28,532
  2152. Well, look, you don't
  2153. even look like you give a shit.
  2154.  
  2155. 478
  2156. 00:28:28,534 --> 00:28:30,433
  2157. I know what
  2158. my face is looking like,
  2159.  
  2160. 479
  2161. 00:28:30,435 --> 00:28:33,135
  2162. but of course I give a shit,
  2163. of course I give a shit.
  2164.  
  2165. 480
  2166. 00:28:33,137 --> 00:28:34,872
  2167. I mean, who...
  2168. I don't want to die.
  2169.  
  2170. 481
  2171. 00:28:34,874 --> 00:28:39,042
  2172. Who the fuck wants
  2173. to die, eh? Hm?
  2174.  
  2175. 482
  2176. 00:28:39,044 --> 00:28:42,112
  2177. Well, look, they cure cancer all the
  2178. time, maybe they can still do something.
  2179.  
  2180. 483
  2181. 00:28:42,114 --> 00:28:43,479
  2182. Well, if they catch it
  2183. early enough.
  2184.  
  2185. 484
  2186. 00:28:43,481 --> 00:28:44,517
  2187. Have they?
  2188.  
  2189. 485
  2190. 00:28:46,018 --> 00:28:47,187
  2191. No, they never did.
  2192.  
  2193. 486
  2194. 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:50,355
  2195. What do we do now?
  2196.  
  2197. 487
  2198. 00:28:52,057 --> 00:28:53,590
  2199. Get pissed.
  2200.  
  2201. 488
  2202. 00:28:53,592 --> 00:28:55,926
  2203. Hm.
  2204.  
  2205. 489
  2206. 00:28:55,928 --> 00:28:58,264
  2207. - Got a bit on the chin there.
  2208. - Yeah, I know.
  2209.  
  2210. 490
  2211. 00:28:59,330 --> 00:29:02,332
  2212. - What about your daughter?
  2213. - What about her?
  2214.  
  2215. 491
  2216. 00:29:02,334 --> 00:29:06,169
  2217. Well, you're gonna have to
  2218. tell her that you're dying.
  2219.  
  2220. 492
  2221. 00:29:06,171 --> 00:29:09,171
  2222. Tell my daughter, who hates me,
  2223.  
  2224. 493
  2225. 00:29:09,173 --> 00:29:10,207
  2226. that I'm gonna die?
  2227.  
  2228. 494
  2229. 00:29:10,209 --> 00:29:11,307
  2230. Yes, absolutely.
  2231.  
  2232. 495
  2233. 00:29:13,945 --> 00:29:15,881
  2234. I wouldn't even
  2235. know where to find her.
  2236.  
  2237. 496
  2238. 00:29:16,615 --> 00:29:18,448
  2239. Facebook.
  2240.  
  2241. 497
  2242. 00:29:18,450 --> 00:29:20,854
  2243. What the fuck is Facebook?
  2244.  
  2245. 498
  2246. 00:29:37,269 --> 00:29:41,071
  2247. - Is this the first laptop ever invented?
  2248. - I bought it in a boot sale.
  2249.  
  2250. 499
  2251. 00:29:41,073 --> 00:29:43,006
  2252. - You bought a laptop at a car boot sale?
  2253. - I bought it in a boot sale.
  2254.  
  2255. 500
  2256. 00:29:43,008 --> 00:29:47,443
  2257. - Does it even have the Internet?
  2258. - What's the Internet? Come on.
  2259.  
  2260. 501
  2261. 00:29:47,445 --> 00:29:49,680
  2262. 'Course I know what
  2263. the fucking Internet is.
  2264.  
  2265. 502
  2266. 00:29:49,682 --> 00:29:52,582
  2267. I mean, where's your sense of humor?
  2268. I'm the one who's dying.
  2269.  
  2270. 503
  2271. 00:29:52,584 --> 00:29:54,684
  2272. I'm not a
  2273. fucking caveman, you know.
  2274.  
  2275. 504
  2276. 00:29:54,686 --> 00:29:57,586
  2277. - Coming from the man who didn't know what Facebook is.
  2278. - Mm-hmm.
  2279.  
  2280. 505
  2281. 00:29:57,588 --> 00:29:59,655
  2282. Now, let me set
  2283. this profile up for you.
  2284.  
  2285. 506
  2286. 00:29:59,657 --> 00:30:01,458
  2287. - Do you want to set one up?
  2288. - Well, wh... why?
  2289.  
  2290. 507
  2291. 00:30:01,460 --> 00:30:03,196
  2292. I'm gonna be dead in a month.
  2293.  
  2294. 508
  2295. 00:30:05,663 --> 00:30:08,030
  2296. - Do you have to be so fucking blunt about it?
  2297. - I'm sorry. I really...
  2298.  
  2299. 509
  2300. 00:30:08,032 --> 00:30:09,399
  2301. You're not
  2302. gonna cry again, are you?
  2303.  
  2304. 510
  2305. 00:30:09,401 --> 00:30:11,234
  2306. Well, no. I'm just
  2307. a very emotional person.
  2308.  
  2309. 511
  2310. 00:30:11,236 --> 00:30:12,501
  2311. Okay, fine. Now, tell me,
  2312.  
  2313. 512
  2314. 00:30:12,503 --> 00:30:15,271
  2315. How... how do I find my daughter?
  2316.  
  2317. 513
  2318. 00:30:15,273 --> 00:30:16,440
  2319. What's her name?
  2320.  
  2321. 514
  2322. 00:30:16,442 --> 00:30:17,543
  2323. Lily Collins.
  2324.  
  2325. 515
  2326. 00:30:19,678 --> 00:30:22,045
  2327. Wait, so that means
  2328. that you're Jackie Collins?
  2329.  
  2330. 516
  2331. 00:30:22,047 --> 00:30:24,581
  2332. No, I'm Jack Collins.
  2333. Jack, well, you know...
  2334.  
  2335. 517
  2336. 00:30:24,583 --> 00:30:26,048
  2337. How am I only just
  2338. finding that out now?
  2339.  
  2340. 518
  2341. 00:30:26,050 --> 00:30:27,183
  2342. You've never asked me before.
  2343.  
  2344. 519
  2345. 00:30:27,185 --> 00:30:28,986
  2346. - Jack Collins.
  2347. - Jack.
  2348.  
  2349. 520
  2350. 00:30:28,988 --> 00:30:31,555
  2351. - Jack Collins.
  2352. - Jack. J-A-C-K.
  2353.  
  2354. 521
  2355. 00:30:31,557 --> 00:30:33,123
  2356. - Okay.
  2357. - Right.
  2358.  
  2359. 522
  2360. 00:30:33,125 --> 00:30:35,057
  2361. - Is this her?
  2362. - No, that's not her.
  2363.  
  2364. 523
  2365. 00:30:35,059 --> 00:30:36,258
  2366. There's quite a few left.
  2367.  
  2368. 524
  2369. 00:30:36,260 --> 00:30:37,594
  2370. No, no, I'm fine. Next.
  2371.  
  2372. 525
  2373. 00:30:37,596 --> 00:30:39,129
  2374. No, no, that's not her.
  2375.  
  2376. 526
  2377. 00:30:39,131 --> 00:30:40,934
  2378. No, whoa...
  2379.  
  2380. 527
  2381. 00:30:42,468 --> 00:30:43,503
  2382. Is it...
  2383.  
  2384. 528
  2385. 00:30:44,769 --> 00:30:46,105
  2386. That's my little girl.
  2387.  
  2388. 529
  2389. 00:30:50,174 --> 00:30:52,008
  2390. Should we send her
  2391. a message, then?
  2392.  
  2393. 530
  2394. 00:30:52,010 --> 00:30:53,442
  2395. An email perhaps,
  2396. you have email, right?
  2397.  
  2398. 531
  2399. 00:30:53,444 --> 00:30:55,545
  2400. I've got email,
  2401. yeah, I've got email.
  2402.  
  2403. 532
  2404. 00:30:55,547 --> 00:30:58,715
  2405. But tell me, a message.
  2406. But what... what...
  2407.  
  2408. 533
  2409. 00:30:58,717 --> 00:31:02,585
  2410. - I mean, what am I gonna say?
  2411. - Well, just invite her for a coffee or something.
  2412.  
  2413. 534
  2414. 00:31:02,587 --> 00:31:06,023
  2415. The last time I invited her for a cup of coffee,
  2416. she said she never wanted to see me again.
  2417.  
  2418. 535
  2419. 00:31:06,025 --> 00:31:08,725
  2420. - Yeah, because she was angry. You just apologize.
  2421. - Apologize?
  2422.  
  2423. 536
  2424. 00:31:08,727 --> 00:31:11,394
  2425. What do you mean apologize? It's
  2426. not gonna be easy just saying,
  2427.  
  2428. 537
  2429. 00:31:11,396 --> 00:31:14,264
  2430. "Oh, girl, I'm sorry." You know,
  2431. it's not gonna be that easy.
  2432.  
  2433. 538
  2434. 00:31:14,266 --> 00:31:16,432
  2435. Yeah, well, get on your hands
  2436. and knees and beg, Jackie.
  2437.  
  2438. 539
  2439. 00:31:16,434 --> 00:31:18,267
  2440. - This is your daughter we're talking about.
  2441. - Alright.
  2442.  
  2443. 540
  2444. 00:31:18,269 --> 00:31:19,736
  2445. - Alright?
  2446. - Yes. Okay.
  2447.  
  2448. 541
  2449. 00:31:19,738 --> 00:31:21,270
  2450. I've got to go to
  2451. the little girls room.
  2452.  
  2453. 542
  2454. 00:31:21,272 --> 00:31:22,572
  2455. - Okay, it's fine.
  2456. - I expect you to have
  2457.  
  2458. 543
  2459. 00:31:22,574 --> 00:31:25,508
  2460. - a full message written.
  2461. - I'm gonna do it.
  2462.  
  2463. 544
  2464. 00:31:25,510 --> 00:31:26,445
  2465. I'm going to do it.
  2466.  
  2467. 545
  2468. 00:31:28,047 --> 00:31:31,384
  2469. - Do it.
  2470. - I'm doing it. Can't you see I'm doing it?
  2471.  
  2472. 546
  2473. 00:31:32,417 --> 00:31:33,452
  2474. Fuck.
  2475.  
  2476. 547
  2477. 00:31:36,521 --> 00:31:40,559
  2478. Dearest Lily...
  2479.  
  2480. 548
  2481. 00:31:47,432 --> 00:31:49,234
  2482. I've got so much to say.
  2483.  
  2484. 549
  2485. 00:31:51,303 --> 00:31:53,406
  2486. I really don't
  2487. know how to begin.
  2488.  
  2489. 550
  2490. 00:31:55,840 --> 00:32:00,744
  2491. I... I know you hate me.
  2492.  
  2493. 551
  2494. 00:32:00,746 --> 00:32:05,118
  2495. I know you hate me.
  2496.  
  2497. 552
  2498. 00:32:10,489 --> 00:32:12,122
  2499. I really don't blame you.
  2500.  
  2501. 553
  2502. 00:32:12,124 --> 00:32:13,789
  2503. I'm...
  2504.  
  2505. 554
  2506. 00:32:13,791 --> 00:32:20,365
  2507. Oh, I made
  2508. the most terrible mistake.
  2509.  
  2510. 555
  2511. 00:32:21,432 --> 00:32:25,070
  2512. And I would really, um...
  2513.  
  2514. 556
  2515. 00:32:26,270 --> 00:32:29,773
  2516. I mean I'd love to, you know,
  2517. have a... a cup of coffee
  2518.  
  2519. 557
  2520. 00:32:29,775 --> 00:32:33,179
  2521. because um, I really miss you.
  2522.  
  2523. 558
  2524. 00:32:34,278 --> 00:32:37,817
  2525. Miss you, you.
  2526.  
  2527. 559
  2528. 00:32:39,617 --> 00:32:45,354
  2529. And I... I'm so sorry.
  2530.  
  2531. 560
  2532. 00:32:45,356 --> 00:32:48,594
  2533. I... made so many mistakes.
  2534.  
  2535. 561
  2536. 00:32:49,894 --> 00:32:51,297
  2537. I apologize.
  2538.  
  2539. 562
  2540. 00:32:57,502 --> 00:33:03,375
  2541. I miss you and I love you.
  2542.  
  2543. 563
  2544. 00:33:05,611 --> 00:33:07,643
  2545. I'm so sorry
  2546. I wasn't there for you.
  2547.  
  2548. 564
  2549. 00:33:07,645 --> 00:33:12,417
  2550. I'm so sorry I
  2551. wasn't there for you.
  2552.  
  2553. 565
  2554. 00:33:15,354 --> 00:33:17,657
  2555. I love you.
  2556.  
  2557. 566
  2558. 00:33:21,492 --> 00:33:22,528
  2559. Dad.
  2560.  
  2561. 567
  2562. 00:34:33,298 --> 00:34:36,434
  2563. Fucking elegant, Jesus.
  2564.  
  2565. 568
  2566. 00:36:11,663 --> 00:36:13,697
  2567. Thank you, darling.
  2568.  
  2569. 569
  2570. 00:36:13,699 --> 00:36:15,465
  2571. Thank you.
  2572.  
  2573. 570
  2574. 00:36:15,467 --> 00:36:16,836
  2575. Thank you very much.
  2576.  
  2577. 571
  2578. 00:36:17,869 --> 00:36:19,305
  2579. You look fabulous.
  2580.  
  2581. 572
  2582. 00:36:21,739 --> 00:36:25,541
  2583. So this is, um, this was
  2584. what was on your bucket list?
  2585.  
  2586. 573
  2587. 00:36:25,543 --> 00:36:31,113
  2588. Yeah, well, um,
  2589. I haven't seen a pair of
  2590.  
  2591. 574
  2592. 00:36:31,115 --> 00:36:35,485
  2593. breasts, you know,
  2594. for about 20 years, you know.
  2595.  
  2596. 575
  2597. 00:36:35,487 --> 00:36:36,822
  2598. Mm-hmm.
  2599.  
  2600. 576
  2601. 00:36:39,358 --> 00:36:43,092
  2602. I didn't even know these places
  2603. were open in the day, to be honest.
  2604.  
  2605. 577
  2606. 00:36:43,094 --> 00:36:44,763
  2607. No, neither did.
  2608.  
  2609. 578
  2610. 00:36:47,431 --> 00:36:49,599
  2611. You know,
  2612. they do toasted sandwiches here.
  2613.  
  2614. 579
  2615. 00:36:49,601 --> 00:36:51,934
  2616. - What?
  2617. - Do you fancy a toasted sandwich?
  2618.  
  2619. 580
  2620. 00:36:51,936 --> 00:36:54,970
  2621. Uh, yeah, I mean, why not?
  2622.  
  2623. 581
  2624. 00:36:54,972 --> 00:36:56,472
  2625. Great.
  2626.  
  2627. 582
  2628. 00:37:01,746 --> 00:37:04,046
  2629. Fucking hell.
  2630.  
  2631. 583
  2632. 00:37:04,048 --> 00:37:05,650
  2633. I know.
  2634.  
  2635. 584
  2636. 00:37:08,652 --> 00:37:10,519
  2637. You wanna dance with her?
  2638.  
  2639. 585
  2640. 00:37:10,521 --> 00:37:14,624
  2641. No, come on,
  2642. I'm too old to dance with her.
  2643.  
  2644. 586
  2645. 00:37:14,626 --> 00:37:17,126
  2646. No, you idiot,
  2647. she dances for you.
  2648.  
  2649. 587
  2650. 00:37:17,128 --> 00:37:18,827
  2651. What?
  2652.  
  2653. 588
  2654. 00:37:18,829 --> 00:37:20,662
  2655. You do nothing.
  2656. Come on, let me treat you.
  2657.  
  2658. 589
  2659. 00:37:20,664 --> 00:37:23,932
  2660. No, no, really,
  2661. no, really. No. No.
  2662.  
  2663. 590
  2664. 00:37:23,934 --> 00:37:26,403
  2665. I mean,
  2666. I wouldn't know what to do.
  2667.  
  2668. 591
  2669. 00:37:26,405 --> 00:37:27,637
  2670. You literally do nothing.
  2671.  
  2672. 592
  2673. 00:37:27,639 --> 00:37:29,139
  2674. Stop being a testicle?
  2675.  
  2676. 593
  2677. 00:37:29,141 --> 00:37:30,639
  2678. I'm not...
  2679.  
  2680. 594
  2681. 00:37:30,641 --> 00:37:31,976
  2682. Now, which one do you fancy?
  2683.  
  2684. 595
  2685. 00:37:37,081 --> 00:37:38,782
  2686. How long have you
  2687. been doing this?
  2688.  
  2689. 596
  2690. 00:37:38,784 --> 00:37:39,885
  2691. Nearly a year.
  2692.  
  2693. 597
  2694. 00:37:40,952 --> 00:37:43,519
  2695. Do you... do you like it?
  2696.  
  2697. 598
  2698. 00:37:43,521 --> 00:37:45,588
  2699. - It's alright.
  2700. - Uh-huh.
  2701.  
  2702. 599
  2703. 00:37:45,590 --> 00:37:47,423
  2704. To meet some interesting people.
  2705.  
  2706. 600
  2707. 00:37:47,425 --> 00:37:49,892
  2708. Um, listen, you
  2709. really don't have to do this.
  2710.  
  2711. 601
  2712. 00:37:49,894 --> 00:37:52,028
  2713. I mean, I can tell my friend that
  2714. you did if you don't want to.
  2715.  
  2716. 602
  2717. 00:37:52,030 --> 00:37:53,496
  2718. You don't want me
  2719. to dance for you?
  2720.  
  2721. 603
  2722. 00:37:53,498 --> 00:37:56,432
  2723. Well, well, yes, I do, but,
  2724.  
  2725. 604
  2726. 00:37:56,434 --> 00:37:59,572
  2727. you see, I'm, I'm very old now.
  2728. And, um, and listen, kid,
  2729.  
  2730. 605
  2731. 00:38:01,206 --> 00:38:03,539
  2732. - I could be your grandfather.
  2733. - You're serious, aren't you?
  2734.  
  2735. 606
  2736. 00:38:03,541 --> 00:38:05,777
  2737. Yeah, I don't want
  2738. weird about it.
  2739.  
  2740. 607
  2741. 00:38:06,945 --> 00:38:08,748
  2742. Just sit back, okay?
  2743.  
  2744. 608
  2745. 00:38:12,050 --> 00:38:15,621
  2746. I don't want you to feel
  2747. like you have to do this. You...
  2748.  
  2749. 609
  2750. 00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:23,693
  2751. What's a handsome man
  2752. like you doing in
  2753.  
  2754. 610
  2755. 00:38:23,695 --> 00:38:25,728
  2756. a strip club
  2757. at three in the afternoon?
  2758.  
  2759. 611
  2760. 00:38:25,730 --> 00:38:28,597
  2761. Well, I really didn't
  2762. have anywhere else to go.
  2763.  
  2764. 612
  2765. 00:38:28,599 --> 00:38:32,501
  2766. Oh, well, you know how
  2767. to make a girl feel special.
  2768.  
  2769. 613
  2770. 00:38:32,503 --> 00:38:35,505
  2771. - Oh, no. Sorry. No, I didn't mean that.
  2772. - I'm fucking with you.
  2773.  
  2774. 614
  2775. 00:38:35,507 --> 00:38:40,543
  2776. It's just, um, it... it's
  2777. that I haven't, you know, seen,
  2778.  
  2779. 615
  2780. 00:38:40,545 --> 00:38:45,215
  2781. I mean, really,
  2782. seen a woman for 20 years.
  2783.  
  2784. 616
  2785. 00:38:45,217 --> 00:38:49,519
  2786. And, you know, when you get an
  2787. old man like me, you know, look at
  2788.  
  2789. 617
  2790. 00:38:49,521 --> 00:38:52,722
  2791. girls and people think you're like
  2792. a, you know, a dirty old man.
  2793.  
  2794. 618
  2795. 00:38:52,724 --> 00:38:56,258
  2796. Some sort of awful pervert
  2797. or something like that.
  2798.  
  2799. 619
  2800. 00:38:56,260 --> 00:39:00,563
  2801. And, you know, mind you,
  2802. I could be something back in the '60s.
  2803.  
  2804. 620
  2805. 00:39:00,565 --> 00:39:03,532
  2806. Do you know, I-I was really...
  2807. A lot of people thought
  2808.  
  2809. 621
  2810. 00:39:03,534 --> 00:39:05,901
  2811. I was, you know,
  2812. and sort of that desirable.
  2813.  
  2814. 622
  2815. 00:39:05,903 --> 00:39:08,670
  2816. I bet you used to get
  2817. all the girls back in the day.
  2818.  
  2819. 623
  2820. 00:39:08,672 --> 00:39:12,677
  2821. Well, there was really only one.
  2822.  
  2823. 624
  2824. 00:39:13,711 --> 00:39:15,811
  2825. We were high school sweethearts.
  2826.  
  2827. 625
  2828. 00:39:15,813 --> 00:39:18,113
  2829. Aw, cute.
  2830. How long were you together?
  2831.  
  2832. 626
  2833. 00:39:18,115 --> 00:39:20,083
  2834. - 54 years.
  2835. - Fuck off.
  2836.  
  2837. 627
  2838. 00:39:20,085 --> 00:39:22,117
  2839. Yes. Yeah.
  2840.  
  2841. 628
  2842. 00:39:22,119 --> 00:39:25,021
  2843. Um, you haven't got a fella?
  2844.  
  2845. 629
  2846. 00:39:25,023 --> 00:39:27,824
  2847. I'm not really into boys,
  2848. if you know what I mean.
  2849.  
  2850. 630
  2851. 00:39:27,826 --> 00:39:30,193
  2852. - What do you mean boys?
  2853. - I prefer women.
  2854.  
  2855. 631
  2856. 00:39:30,195 --> 00:39:32,929
  2857. Oh, you do? Oh, that's fine.
  2858. Oh, good on you. That's fine.
  2859.  
  2860. 632
  2861. 00:39:32,931 --> 00:39:34,633
  2862. I don't mind...
  2863. That's good. Good.
  2864.  
  2865. 633
  2866. 00:39:35,934 --> 00:39:41,240
  2867. So... what do you think?
  2868.  
  2869. 634
  2870. 00:39:42,673 --> 00:39:44,007
  2871. Amazing.
  2872.  
  2873. 635
  2874. 00:39:44,009 --> 00:39:47,776
  2875. Thank you. Give me your hand.
  2876.  
  2877. 636
  2878. 00:39:47,778 --> 00:39:49,612
  2879. No, don't, really,
  2880. really, don't, no, no.
  2881.  
  2882. 637
  2883. 00:39:49,614 --> 00:39:51,717
  2884. - Give me your hand, it's grand.
  2885. - They're cold.
  2886.  
  2887. 638
  2888. 00:39:55,019 --> 00:39:56,318
  2889. You have very soft hands.
  2890.  
  2891. 639
  2892. 00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,186
  2893. Thank you.
  2894.  
  2895. 640
  2896. 00:39:58,188 --> 00:39:59,491
  2897. I moisturize.
  2898.  
  2899. 641
  2900. 00:40:00,925 --> 00:40:02,624
  2901. I don't even know your name.
  2902.  
  2903. 642
  2904. 00:40:02,626 --> 00:40:03,661
  2905. Jack.
  2906.  
  2907. 643
  2908. 00:40:04,762 --> 00:40:09,298
  2909. Well, Jack, it's been
  2910. a pleasure to dance for you.
  2911.  
  2912. 644
  2913. 00:40:09,300 --> 00:40:12,101
  2914. - Thank you, it has.
  2915. - Come and see me again some time.
  2916.  
  2917. 645
  2918. 00:40:12,103 --> 00:40:16,738
  2919. Oh, yeah, definitely. Listen,
  2920. please, oh, wait a minute.
  2921.  
  2922. 646
  2923. 00:40:16,740 --> 00:40:20,142
  2924. - Oh, no, it's okay.
  2925. - No, no, no, no, no, no, really, really, look, please,
  2926.  
  2927. 647
  2928. 00:40:20,144 --> 00:40:23,679
  2929. I-I really,
  2930. I really want you to take it.
  2931.  
  2932. 648
  2933. 00:40:23,681 --> 00:40:25,213
  2934. - No, you really don't have to.
  2935. - No, no, thank you, no,
  2936.  
  2937. 649
  2938. 00:40:25,215 --> 00:40:27,316
  2939. you know, for the nice talk.
  2940.  
  2941. 650
  2942. 00:40:27,318 --> 00:40:29,117
  2943. I loved it.
  2944.  
  2945. 651
  2946. 00:40:29,119 --> 00:40:30,121
  2947. Thank you.
  2948.  
  2949. 652
  2950. 00:40:35,193 --> 00:40:37,025
  2951. - Hey, hold on, big boy.
  2952. - Mh.
  2953.  
  2954. 653
  2955. 00:40:37,027 --> 00:40:38,894
  2956. - Hold this for me a second.
  2957. - Yeah.
  2958.  
  2959. 654
  2960. 00:40:38,896 --> 00:40:39,996
  2961. Hold this.
  2962.  
  2963. 655
  2964. 00:40:39,998 --> 00:40:41,200
  2965. Oh, right.
  2966.  
  2967. 656
  2968. 00:40:45,603 --> 00:40:47,135
  2969. Thank you. I'll have that back.
  2970.  
  2971. 657
  2972. 00:40:47,137 --> 00:40:50,072
  2973. - Oh, yeah.
  2974. - How was it?
  2975.  
  2976. 658
  2977. 00:40:50,074 --> 00:40:51,210
  2978. Spectacular.
  2979.  
  2980. 659
  2981. 00:40:52,277 --> 00:40:54,077
  2982. I mean, she was cute.
  2983.  
  2984. 660
  2985. 00:40:54,079 --> 00:40:56,144
  2986. If I was straight,
  2987. I'd totally ask her to
  2988.  
  2989. 661
  2990. 00:40:56,146 --> 00:40:57,780
  2991. sit in the back
  2992. of the cinema with me.
  2993.  
  2994. 662
  2995. 00:40:57,782 --> 00:41:00,617
  2996. What about you?
  2997.  
  2998. 663
  2999. 00:41:00,619 --> 00:41:01,950
  3000. What about me?
  3001.  
  3002. 664
  3003. 00:41:01,952 --> 00:41:06,623
  3004. - You know, you got a fella?
  3005. - No.
  3006.  
  3007. 665
  3008. 00:41:06,625 --> 00:41:10,628
  3009. I mean, there was this one boy,
  3010. but, um, didn't work out.
  3011.  
  3012. 666
  3013. 00:41:12,831 --> 00:41:13,865
  3014. Why?
  3015.  
  3016. 667
  3017. 00:41:16,201 --> 00:41:18,934
  3018. I suppose I loved him
  3019. more than he loved me.
  3020.  
  3021. 668
  3022. 00:41:18,936 --> 00:41:21,269
  3023. - It's a very complex thing, love.
  3024. - Mm.
  3025.  
  3026. 669
  3027. 00:41:21,271 --> 00:41:23,942
  3028. Sometimes I wonder why
  3029. we only have one word for it.
  3030.  
  3031. 670
  3032. 00:41:25,010 --> 00:41:26,909
  3033. Do you ever speak with him?
  3034.  
  3035. 671
  3036. 00:41:26,911 --> 00:41:29,811
  3037. - No, nothing left to say.
  3038. - Mm-hmm.
  3039.  
  3040. 672
  3041. 00:41:29,813 --> 00:41:33,217
  3042. Plus, I'm not the first person
  3043. to have my heart broken.
  3044.  
  3045. 673
  3046. 00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:38,987
  3047. Fucking no. It's depressing enough as it is.
  3048.  
  3049. 674
  3050. 00:41:38,989 --> 00:41:40,822
  3051. Come on,
  3052. what else do you wanna do?
  3053.  
  3054. 675
  3055. 00:41:40,824 --> 00:41:45,128
  3056. Well, there is... there is
  3057. something I'd like to do.
  3058.  
  3059. 676
  3060. 00:41:45,130 --> 00:41:48,264
  3061. So, listen, I'll see you tonight
  3062. at the club? Alright?
  3063.  
  3064. 677
  3065. 00:41:48,266 --> 00:41:49,934
  3066. Sure, yeah, no problem.
  3067.  
  3068. 678
  3069. 00:42:37,981 --> 00:42:42,818
  3070. Well, um, where to begin?
  3071.  
  3072. 679
  3073. 00:42:42,820 --> 00:42:45,921
  3074. Oh, yes, I went to a...
  3075. a strip club today.
  3076.  
  3077. 680
  3078. 00:42:45,923 --> 00:42:48,925
  3079. I met this lovely girl.
  3080.  
  3081. 681
  3082. 00:42:48,927 --> 00:42:49,961
  3083. Oh, no.
  3084.  
  3085. 682
  3086. 00:42:50,929 --> 00:42:52,197
  3087. Nothing like that.
  3088.  
  3089. 683
  3090. 00:42:53,231 --> 00:42:56,199
  3091. She showed me her breasts,
  3092. they were amazing.
  3093.  
  3094. 684
  3095. 00:42:56,201 --> 00:43:00,271
  3096. I mean just like... Well, actually,
  3097. yours were nicer, they were.
  3098.  
  3099. 685
  3100. 00:43:02,273 --> 00:43:06,010
  3101. Well, um, how've you been?
  3102.  
  3103. 686
  3104. 00:43:07,512 --> 00:43:11,780
  3105. I'm sorry I haven't
  3106. really been around too often.
  3107.  
  3108. 687
  3109. 00:43:11,782 --> 00:43:15,284
  3110. Because I didn't think
  3111. you really wanted me to
  3112.  
  3113. 688
  3114. 00:43:15,286 --> 00:43:20,291
  3115. and I still...
  3116. Still don't think you do.
  3117.  
  3118. 689
  3119. 00:43:22,427 --> 00:43:26,862
  3120. Well, um,
  3121. I have a bit of bad news.
  3122.  
  3123. 690
  3124. 00:43:26,864 --> 00:43:33,135
  3125. You see, I'm dying.
  3126.  
  3127. 691
  3128. 00:43:33,137 --> 00:43:34,405
  3129. I'm dying real quick.
  3130.  
  3131. 692
  3132. 00:43:35,974 --> 00:43:40,275
  3133. So, I'll be
  3134. seeing you real soon.
  3135.  
  3136. 693
  3137. 00:43:40,277 --> 00:43:43,179
  3138. I... I don't know
  3139. how you feel about that
  3140.  
  3141. 694
  3142. 00:43:43,181 --> 00:43:50,088
  3143. because... I'm a little
  3144. nervous my... myself.
  3145.  
  3146. 695
  3147. 00:43:52,556 --> 00:43:55,258
  3148. And anyway I...
  3149. I really wanted to come
  3150.  
  3151. 696
  3152. 00:43:55,260 --> 00:44:00,299
  3153. and tell you and, um,
  3154. ask you a favor.
  3155.  
  3156. 697
  3157. 00:44:02,967 --> 00:44:09,508
  3158. See, when I come up there,
  3159. um, please don't shout at me.
  3160.  
  3161. 698
  3162. 00:44:10,974 --> 00:44:17,280
  3163. Because, um,
  3164. I don't think I could
  3165.  
  3166. 699
  3167. 00:44:17,282 --> 00:44:22,385
  3168. stand for that all eternity
  3169.  
  3170. 700
  3171. 00:44:22,387 --> 00:44:26,158
  3172. because I know you...
  3173. You hate me.
  3174.  
  3175. 701
  3176. 00:44:27,391 --> 00:44:31,797
  3177. But I never... I never
  3178. really wanted you to know.
  3179.  
  3180. 702
  3181. 00:44:35,132 --> 00:44:37,168
  3182. I'm so sorry
  3183. I wasn't at the funeral.
  3184.  
  3185. 703
  3186. 00:44:39,971 --> 00:44:45,443
  3187. I really wanted to be, but how
  3188. could I be when you didn't want me.
  3189.  
  3190. 704
  3191. 00:44:46,610 --> 00:44:53,851
  3192. I... loved you too much to,
  3193. you know, hurt you again.
  3194.  
  3195. 705
  3196. 00:44:56,621 --> 00:45:02,827
  3197. I've never...
  3198. I've never stopped loving you.
  3199.  
  3200. 706
  3201. 00:45:06,431 --> 00:45:08,300
  3202. I really should be going.
  3203.  
  3204. 707
  3205. 00:45:16,974 --> 00:45:19,577
  3206. I am so terribly sorry.
  3207.  
  3208. 708
  3209. 00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:29,254
  3210. Well, see you real soon.
  3211.  
  3212. 709
  3213. 00:45:33,090 --> 00:45:34,492
  3214. Yeah.
  3215.  
  3216. 710
  3217. 00:45:40,498 --> 00:45:43,298
  3218. - I'll fucking kill you.
  3219. - I'd like to see you try, baby.
  3220.  
  3221. 711
  3222. 00:45:43,300 --> 00:45:46,334
  3223. - Fuck this...
  3224. - Ever since I came
  3225.  
  3226. 712
  3227. 00:45:46,336 --> 00:45:48,237
  3228. to this club, you've been
  3229. trying to take my shit.
  3230.  
  3231. 713
  3232. 00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:51,574
  3233. - Get the fuck off me.
  3234. - I'm gonna fucking kill you.
  3235.  
  3236. 714
  3237. 00:45:51,576 --> 00:45:53,541
  3238. - You fucking piece of shit.
  3239. - What the fuck is going on here?
  3240.  
  3241. 715
  3242. 00:45:53,543 --> 00:45:55,211
  3243. - This bitch is trying
  3244. to steal my fucking style.
  3245.  
  3246. 716
  3247. 00:45:55,213 --> 00:45:56,345
  3248. It's just a coincidence.
  3249.  
  3250. 717
  3251. 00:45:56,347 --> 00:45:57,979
  3252. Beyoncé here decides
  3253.  
  3254. 718
  3255. 00:45:57,981 --> 00:46:00,148
  3256. - to lose her shit about it.
  3257. - Fuck you.
  3258.  
  3259. 719
  3260. 00:46:00,150 --> 00:46:03,184
  3261. - You're just jealous of my ass.
  3262. - Bitch, please.
  3263.  
  3264. 720
  3265. 00:46:03,186 --> 00:46:07,956
  3266. Look, would you just fuck...
  3267. Get the fuck out of here.
  3268.  
  3269. 721
  3270. 00:46:07,958 --> 00:46:09,624
  3271. Just go.
  3272.  
  3273. 722
  3274. 00:46:09,626 --> 00:46:12,327
  3275. Jesus, what are you doing?
  3276.  
  3277. 723
  3278. 00:46:12,329 --> 00:46:15,664
  3279. - That little shit is just wearing my makeup.
  3280. - He's just a kid.
  3281.  
  3282. 724
  3283. 00:46:15,666 --> 00:46:19,001
  3284. He's 21. He knows
  3285. not to be a little cunt.
  3286.  
  3287. 725
  3288. 00:46:19,003 --> 00:46:22,470
  3289. - Oh, you, you are just jealous.
  3290. - What are you talking about?
  3291.  
  3292. 726
  3293. 00:46:22,472 --> 00:46:25,041
  3294. Well, actually what I'm
  3295. talking about, you're nearly 50.
  3296.  
  3297. 727
  3298. 00:46:25,043 --> 00:46:27,208
  3299. No matter how much
  3300. you pull yourself in.
  3301.  
  3302. 728
  3303. 00:46:27,210 --> 00:46:30,079
  3304. No matter how many dresses you
  3305. wear, you're still gonna look
  3306.  
  3307. 729
  3308. 00:46:30,081 --> 00:46:33,048
  3309. older than him and he's still
  3310. gonna look younger than you.
  3311.  
  3312. 730
  3313. 00:46:33,050 --> 00:46:36,084
  3314. I'm like a fine wine, darling.
  3315. I get better with age.
  3316.  
  3317. 731
  3318. 00:46:36,086 --> 00:46:37,552
  3319. Yes, of course,
  3320. and some of the greatest wines
  3321.  
  3322. 732
  3323. 00:46:37,554 --> 00:46:39,588
  3324. - I ever drunk were old.
  3325. - Exactly.
  3326.  
  3327. 733
  3328. 00:46:39,590 --> 00:46:42,661
  3329. But then I thought to myself,
  3330. "They're not fucking worth it."
  3331.  
  3332. 734
  3333. 00:46:51,068 --> 00:46:53,568
  3334. - Are you alright?
  3335. - Who the fuck does she think she is?
  3336.  
  3337. 735
  3338. 00:46:53,570 --> 00:46:55,570
  3339. - I mean, what is going on?
  3340. - What do you mean?
  3341.  
  3342. 736
  3343. 00:46:55,572 --> 00:46:58,541
  3344. What do I mean?
  3345. You had Mollie on the floor.
  3346.  
  3347. 737
  3348. 00:46:58,543 --> 00:47:00,543
  3349. You were beating
  3350. the living shit out of her.
  3351.  
  3352. 738
  3353. 00:47:00,545 --> 00:47:01,711
  3354. What do you want to say, Jackie?
  3355.  
  3356. 739
  3357. 00:47:01,713 --> 00:47:03,311
  3358. I want you to tell me the truth.
  3359.  
  3360. 740
  3361. 00:47:03,313 --> 00:47:04,612
  3362. - Do you want the truth?
  3363. - Yes, I do.
  3364.  
  3365. 741
  3366. 00:47:04,614 --> 00:47:06,182
  3367. The fuck all, alright?
  3368.  
  3369. 742
  3370. 00:47:06,184 --> 00:47:08,249
  3371. The fuck, I'm singing
  3372. for £40 a night,
  3373.  
  3374. 743
  3375. 00:47:08,251 --> 00:47:09,617
  3376. I'm sleeping
  3377. on your fucking sofa.
  3378.  
  3379. 744
  3380. 00:47:09,619 --> 00:47:11,586
  3381. My dad hates me.
  3382.  
  3383. 745
  3384. 00:47:11,588 --> 00:47:14,023
  3385. I broke my favorite
  3386. pair of fucking heels today.
  3387.  
  3388. 746
  3389. 00:47:14,025 --> 00:47:15,758
  3390. I don't have much,
  3391. but I've got style.
  3392.  
  3393. 747
  3394. 00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:18,594
  3395. So when someone tries to take
  3396. it from me, it pisses me off.
  3397.  
  3398. 748
  3399. 00:47:18,596 --> 00:47:20,229
  3400. You've always got me, Faith.
  3401.  
  3402. 749
  3403. 00:47:20,231 --> 00:47:21,500
  3404. Yeah, not for much longer.
  3405.  
  3406. 750
  3407. 00:47:23,701 --> 00:47:25,066
  3408. Okay, I'm sorry,
  3409. I didn't mean that.
  3410.  
  3411. 751
  3412. 00:47:25,068 --> 00:47:27,536
  3413. I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.
  3414.  
  3415. 752
  3416. 00:47:27,538 --> 00:47:29,604
  3417. Oh, yes you did.
  3418.  
  3419. 753
  3420. 00:47:29,606 --> 00:47:30,641
  3421. Jackie.
  3422.  
  3423. 754
  3424. 00:47:35,079 --> 00:47:36,378
  3425. Fuck.
  3426.  
  3427. 755
  3428. 00:51:41,458 --> 00:51:42,492
  3429. Hi.
  3430.  
  3431. 756
  3432. 00:51:46,364 --> 00:51:47,398
  3433. Hi.
  3434.  
  3435. 757
  3436. 00:51:48,632 --> 00:51:49,667
  3437. What are you doing?
  3438.  
  3439. 758
  3440. 00:51:51,268 --> 00:51:52,937
  3441. I'm having
  3442. a cheeky fag before work.
  3443.  
  3444. 759
  3445. 00:51:54,739 --> 00:51:56,608
  3446. why didn't you
  3447. come home last night?
  3448.  
  3449. 760
  3450. 00:51:58,376 --> 00:52:00,909
  3451. Uh, I didn't
  3452. think you wanted me to.
  3453.  
  3454. 761
  3455. 00:52:00,911 --> 00:52:04,516
  3456. What are
  3457. you talking about?
  3458.  
  3459. 762
  3460. 00:52:05,449 --> 00:52:08,483
  3461. You know, after what I said.
  3462.  
  3463. 763
  3464. 00:52:08,485 --> 00:52:10,989
  3465. Oh, don't be ridiculous.
  3466.  
  3467. 764
  3468. 00:52:12,389 --> 00:52:16,525
  3469. Listen, I'm not your dad,
  3470. you know that.
  3471.  
  3472. 765
  3473. 00:52:16,527 --> 00:52:18,929
  3474. Look, you've always
  3475. got a home with me, really.
  3476.  
  3477. 766
  3478. 00:52:24,635 --> 00:52:25,870
  3479. Thank you, Jackie.
  3480.  
  3481. 767
  3482. 00:52:27,304 --> 00:52:31,005
  3483. You better have a shower, do you
  3484. know I can smell you right from here?
  3485.  
  3486. 768
  3487. 00:52:45,088 --> 00:52:47,625
  3488. So, do you have anything else
  3489. on your bucket list?
  3490.  
  3491. 769
  3492. 00:52:48,525 --> 00:52:51,730
  3493. Yes, yes, there is something.
  3494.  
  3495. 770
  3496. 00:53:05,509 --> 00:53:06,909
  3497. So, this is the place?
  3498.  
  3499. 771
  3500. 00:53:06,911 --> 00:53:08,380
  3501. Yeah, looks like it.
  3502.  
  3503. 772
  3504. 00:53:10,581 --> 00:53:12,514
  3505. Do you want us to
  3506. go in together?
  3507.  
  3508. 773
  3509. 00:53:12,516 --> 00:53:13,816
  3510. Well, of course
  3511. we're gonna go in together.
  3512.  
  3513. 774
  3514. 00:53:13,818 --> 00:53:16,751
  3515. Okay, well, do I look good?
  3516.  
  3517. 775
  3518. 00:53:16,753 --> 00:53:18,653
  3519. Yes, you look good. What?
  3520.  
  3521. 776
  3522. 00:53:18,655 --> 00:53:22,124
  3523. What the fuck, it's just a
  3524. drug dealer for, Christ's sake.
  3525.  
  3526. 777
  3527. 00:53:22,126 --> 00:53:24,496
  3528. - And?
  3529. - You look lovely.
  3530.  
  3531. 778
  3532. 00:53:25,795 --> 00:53:26,830
  3533. Come on.
  3534.  
  3535. 779
  3536. 00:53:40,010 --> 00:53:41,142
  3537. Come on, Faith.
  3538.  
  3539. 780
  3540. 00:53:41,144 --> 00:53:42,845
  3541. Give me a
  3542.  
  3543. 781
  3544. 00:54:01,398 --> 00:54:03,164
  3545. You're, uh, Daryl?
  3546.  
  3547. 782
  3548. 00:54:03,166 --> 00:54:04,932
  3549. Yeah.
  3550.  
  3551. 783
  3552. 00:54:04,934 --> 00:54:06,501
  3553. This is Bianca.
  3554.  
  3555. 784
  3556. 00:54:06,503 --> 00:54:08,436
  3557. Very pleased to
  3558. meet you, Bianca.
  3559.  
  3560. 785
  3561. 00:54:08,438 --> 00:54:09,606
  3562. She's sleeping.
  3563.  
  3564. 786
  3565. 00:54:12,108 --> 00:54:13,941
  3566. What is it you want?
  3567.  
  3568. 787
  3569. 00:54:13,943 --> 00:54:16,979
  3570. Um, Alex gave me your address
  3571. and he said that he would
  3572.  
  3573. 788
  3574. 00:54:16,981 --> 00:54:20,081
  3575. text you, or call you and say
  3576. that we were gonna pop by.
  3577.  
  3578. 789
  3579. 00:54:20,083 --> 00:54:21,182
  3580. I didn't get a text.
  3581.  
  3582. 790
  3583. 00:54:21,184 --> 00:54:22,085
  3584. You didn't get a text?
  3585.  
  3586. 791
  3587. 00:54:23,987 --> 00:54:26,655
  3588. - This is not gonna be very good.
  3589. - I told you.
  3590.  
  3591. 792
  3592. 00:54:26,657 --> 00:54:27,992
  3593. It's fucking one in the morning.
  3594.  
  3595. 793
  3596. 00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:31,128
  3597. You're a guy, right?
  3598.  
  3599. 794
  3600. 00:54:33,664 --> 00:54:36,532
  3601. It depends what
  3602. your definition of a guy is.
  3603.  
  3604. 795
  3605. 00:54:36,534 --> 00:54:37,602
  3606. Well, you got a cock.
  3607.  
  3608. 796
  3609. 00:54:38,635 --> 00:54:40,202
  3610. Yes, I do, yeah.
  3611.  
  3612. 797
  3613. 00:54:40,204 --> 00:54:41,539
  3614. So, you're a guy then?
  3615.  
  3616. 798
  3617. 00:54:42,639 --> 00:54:44,206
  3618. I mean, it's a little
  3619. more complicated than that,
  3620.  
  3621. 799
  3622. 00:54:44,208 --> 00:54:48,610
  3623. but it's late,
  3624. so I'd agree to disagree.
  3625.  
  3626. 800
  3627. 00:54:48,612 --> 00:54:50,115
  3628. Disagree that you've got a cock?
  3629.  
  3630. 801
  3631. 00:54:51,614 --> 00:54:53,548
  3632. Disagree that
  3633. that's what makes me a man.
  3634.  
  3635. 802
  3636. 00:54:53,550 --> 00:54:56,952
  3637. Well, I don't get it, guys got
  3638. cocks, women have got pussies.
  3639.  
  3640. 803
  3641. 00:54:56,954 --> 00:54:59,854
  3642. Simple as that, ain't it, mate?
  3643. What about you?
  3644.  
  3645. 804
  3646. 00:54:59,856 --> 00:55:01,690
  3647. - I think we ought to be going.
  3648. - I think so too.
  3649.  
  3650. 805
  3651. 00:55:01,692 --> 00:55:03,224
  3652. No, no, no. stay there.
  3653.  
  3654. 806
  3655. 00:55:03,226 --> 00:55:06,061
  3656. - You got money, right?
  3657. - Yes, I have, yeah.
  3658.  
  3659. 807
  3660. 00:55:06,063 --> 00:55:07,095
  3661. Let's do a bit of business.
  3662.  
  3663. 808
  3664. 00:55:07,097 --> 00:55:08,530
  3665. What is it you want?
  3666.  
  3667. 809
  3668. 00:55:08,532 --> 00:55:11,467
  3669. Um, what have you got?
  3670.  
  3671. 810
  3672. 00:55:11,469 --> 00:55:12,568
  3673. She's in a candy shop.
  3674.  
  3675. 811
  3676. 00:55:12,570 --> 00:55:13,905
  3677. I'm not your sugar daddy.
  3678.  
  3679. 812
  3680. 00:55:15,539 --> 00:55:16,505
  3681. Doesn't make any sense.
  3682.  
  3683. 813
  3684. 00:55:16,507 --> 00:55:17,575
  3685. The fuck did you say?
  3686.  
  3687. 814
  3688. 00:55:19,043 --> 00:55:19,974
  3689. Uh, nothing.
  3690.  
  3691. 815
  3692. 00:55:19,976 --> 00:55:21,776
  3693. You have coke?
  3694.  
  3695. 816
  3696. 00:55:21,778 --> 00:55:23,177
  3697. Of course I've got coke.
  3698.  
  3699. 817
  3700. 00:55:23,179 --> 00:55:24,179
  3701. Yes.
  3702.  
  3703. 818
  3704. 00:55:24,181 --> 00:55:25,483
  3705. How much do you want?
  3706.  
  3707. 819
  3708. 00:55:26,884 --> 00:55:29,885
  3709. Um, how much
  3710. do people usually take?
  3711.  
  3712. 820
  3713. 00:55:29,887 --> 00:55:30,885
  3714. Of cocaine?
  3715.  
  3716. 821
  3717. 00:55:30,887 --> 00:55:31,956
  3718. Yes, of cocaine.
  3719.  
  3720. 822
  3721. 00:55:32,956 --> 00:55:34,092
  3722. Is it just for tonight?
  3723.  
  3724. 823
  3725. 00:55:35,592 --> 00:55:38,126
  3726. It was just for
  3727. a one-off thing.
  3728.  
  3729. 824
  3730. 00:55:38,128 --> 00:55:41,796
  3731. - Okay, well, a gram should do you.
  3732. - Ok, yeah, fine. Gram.
  3733.  
  3734. 825
  3735. 00:55:41,798 --> 00:55:43,865
  3736. Alright.
  3737.  
  3738. 826
  3739. 00:55:43,867 --> 00:55:45,501
  3740. - Are you okay?
  3741. - Yeah. No, sure, I'm fine.
  3742.  
  3743. 827
  3744. 00:55:45,503 --> 00:55:47,202
  3745. - Are you sure?
  3746. - Yeah, I'm fine.
  3747.  
  3748. 828
  3749. 00:55:47,204 --> 00:55:48,807
  3750. That will be 90.
  3751.  
  3752. 829
  3753. 00:55:50,974 --> 00:55:51,907
  3754. Pounds?
  3755.  
  3756. 830
  3757. 00:55:51,909 --> 00:55:53,845
  3758. Yes, pounds.
  3759.  
  3760. 831
  3761. 00:55:55,112 --> 00:55:57,045
  3762. Lot of difference from the '60s.
  3763.  
  3764. 832
  3765. 00:55:57,047 --> 00:55:59,081
  3766. Got off a bit since then. Yeah.
  3767.  
  3768. 833
  3769. 00:55:59,083 --> 00:56:00,452
  3770. Okay, 90.
  3771.  
  3772. 834
  3773. 00:56:14,565 --> 00:56:15,733
  3774. I'm a little bit short.
  3775.  
  3776. 835
  3777. 00:56:16,733 --> 00:56:18,233
  3778. You've got a fiver?
  3779.  
  3780. 836
  3781. 00:56:18,235 --> 00:56:20,601
  3782. You're not serious, are you?
  3783.  
  3784. 837
  3785. 00:56:20,603 --> 00:56:21,603
  3786. Oy!
  3787.  
  3788. 838
  3789. 00:56:21,605 --> 00:56:23,804
  3790. - 20, 30...
  3791. - Oy!
  3792.  
  3793. 839
  3794. 00:56:23,806 --> 00:56:26,675
  3795. - Excuse me, I'm counting.
  3796. - It's not a fairground. I don't take coppers.
  3797.  
  3798. 840
  3799. 00:56:26,677 --> 00:56:29,577
  3800. We didn't know it was
  3801. gonna be, you know, this much.
  3802.  
  3803. 841
  3804. 00:56:29,579 --> 00:56:32,213
  3805. Just fuck off out of my flat.
  3806. Just get out.
  3807.  
  3808. 842
  3809. 00:56:32,215 --> 00:56:35,550
  3810. Look. Can I give you 85
  3811. for half a gram?
  3812.  
  3813. 843
  3814. 00:56:35,552 --> 00:56:36,621
  3815. Is that alright?
  3816.  
  3817. 844
  3818. 00:56:38,856 --> 00:56:41,088
  3819. Yes, just give us that money.
  3820. Come on. Come on.
  3821.  
  3822. 845
  3823. 00:56:41,090 --> 00:56:43,057
  3824. - Give us it.
  3825. - Thank you very much.
  3826.  
  3827. 846
  3828. 00:56:43,059 --> 00:56:44,992
  3829. There you go now, bugger off.
  3830.  
  3831. 847
  3832. 00:56:44,994 --> 00:56:46,795
  3833. Thank you very much. Sorry.
  3834.  
  3835. 848
  3836. 00:56:46,797 --> 00:56:50,164
  3837. And you, twinkle tits, piss off.
  3838.  
  3839. 849
  3840. 00:56:50,166 --> 00:56:51,668
  3841. That's a lovely jacket, really.
  3842.  
  3843. 850
  3844. 00:56:56,673 --> 00:56:59,277
  3845. Kim, fruit case, uh, see that?
  3846.  
  3847. 851
  3848. 00:57:00,811 --> 00:57:05,280
  3849. Confusing. Fuck it.
  3850.  
  3851. 852
  3852. 00:59:38,367 --> 00:59:39,804
  3853. Bloody thing.
  3854.  
  3855. 853
  3856. 01:00:06,764 --> 01:00:08,362
  3857. It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
  3858.  
  3859. 854
  3860. 01:00:08,364 --> 01:00:13,802
  3861. It's okay, it's okay.
  3862.  
  3863. 855
  3864. 01:00:13,804 --> 01:00:16,905
  3865. It's okay, it's okay.
  3866.  
  3867. 856
  3868. 01:00:16,907 --> 01:00:17,875
  3869. It's okay.
  3870.  
  3871. 857
  3872. 01:00:22,179 --> 01:00:24,347
  3873. It's okay.
  3874.  
  3875. 858
  3876. 01:00:31,088 --> 01:00:32,390
  3877. It's okay.
  3878.  
  3879. 859
  3880. 01:00:34,090 --> 01:00:36,259
  3881. - I have a question.
  3882. - Yeah.
  3883.  
  3884. 860
  3885. 01:00:38,362 --> 01:00:41,095
  3886. When did you first
  3887. start wearing women's clothes?
  3888.  
  3889. 861
  3890. 01:00:41,097 --> 01:00:42,333
  3891. When did I start?
  3892.  
  3893. 862
  3894. 01:00:43,833 --> 01:00:45,467
  3895. Well, when did I start?
  3896.  
  3897. 863
  3898. 01:00:45,469 --> 01:00:47,505
  3899. I'm stupid for doing it.
  3900.  
  3901. 864
  3902. 01:00:49,039 --> 01:00:53,111
  3903. Must be... must be
  3904. near on 50 years now.
  3905.  
  3906. 865
  3907. 01:00:55,045 --> 01:00:56,510
  3908. Why?
  3909.  
  3910. 866
  3911. 01:00:56,512 --> 01:01:02,583
  3912. Why? Why?
  3913.  
  3914. 867
  3915. 01:01:02,585 --> 01:01:07,057
  3916. Makes me feel
  3917. a different person.
  3918.  
  3919. 868
  3920. 01:01:09,393 --> 01:01:11,559
  3921. - Different?
  3922. - Mm-hmm.
  3923.  
  3924. 869
  3925. 01:01:11,561 --> 01:01:14,028
  3926. And so you just
  3927. kept it a secret.
  3928.  
  3929. 870
  3930. 01:01:14,030 --> 01:01:17,434
  3931. I just preferred
  3932. not to tell anybody.
  3933.  
  3934. 871
  3935. 01:01:18,402 --> 01:01:22,336
  3936. - So then why did you tell your wife?
  3937. - I didn't.
  3938.  
  3939. 872
  3940. 01:01:22,338 --> 01:01:25,240
  3941. She came home early one day
  3942.  
  3943. 873
  3944. 01:01:25,242 --> 01:01:29,543
  3945. and she saw me
  3946. dancing to Tom Jones.
  3947.  
  3948. 874
  3949. 01:01:29,545 --> 01:01:31,313
  3950. So?
  3951.  
  3952. 875
  3953. 01:01:31,315 --> 01:01:33,315
  3954. Wearing her wedding dress.
  3955.  
  3956. 876
  3957. 01:01:33,317 --> 01:01:35,349
  3958. No, it's not funny.
  3959.  
  3960. 877
  3961. 01:01:35,351 --> 01:01:37,586
  3962. - Fuck.
  3963. - Yeah, fuck.
  3964.  
  3965. 878
  3966. 01:01:37,588 --> 01:01:40,588
  3967. I must say that you do make
  3968. a very attractive woman, Jackie.
  3969.  
  3970. 879
  3971. 01:01:40,590 --> 01:01:44,996
  3972. Oh, for Christ's sake, don't...
  3973. Fuck off, Jesus Christ.
  3974.  
  3975. 880
  3976. 01:01:46,963 --> 01:01:49,965
  3977. I'm gonna get out of the fucking
  3978. bath, I got enough wrinkles.
  3979.  
  3980. 881
  3981. 01:01:49,967 --> 01:01:51,199
  3982. Yes, you do.
  3983.  
  3984. 882
  3985. 01:03:04,407 --> 01:03:06,608
  3986. You have really pretty nails.
  3987.  
  3988. 883
  3989. 01:03:06,610 --> 01:03:08,309
  3990. Do I?
  3991.  
  3992. 884
  3993. 01:03:08,311 --> 01:03:11,679
  3994. Oh, thank you,
  3995. thank you very much.
  3996.  
  3997. 885
  3998. 01:03:11,681 --> 01:03:16,351
  3999. My mom said I'm not allowed
  4000. to pick nails until I'm older.
  4001.  
  4002. 886
  4003. 01:03:16,353 --> 01:03:22,257
  4004. But you know something? I think... I think
  4005. your mommy is a very, very wise lady.
  4006.  
  4007. 887
  4008. 01:03:22,259 --> 01:03:23,958
  4009. - She is.
  4010. - Yes.
  4011.  
  4012. 888
  4013. 01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:25,726
  4014. It's okay, though,
  4015. it's my birthday soon.
  4016.  
  4017. 889
  4018. 01:03:25,728 --> 01:03:27,195
  4019. Is it your birthday?
  4020.  
  4021. 890
  4022. 01:03:27,197 --> 01:03:29,030
  4023. Yes, and I'm turning six.
  4024.  
  4025. 891
  4026. 01:03:29,032 --> 01:03:31,499
  4027. Wow, six.
  4028.  
  4029. 892
  4030. 01:03:31,501 --> 01:03:32,637
  4031. How old are you?
  4032.  
  4033. 893
  4034. 01:03:34,204 --> 01:03:36,070
  4035. How old do you think I am?
  4036.  
  4037. 894
  4038. 01:03:36,072 --> 01:03:37,574
  4039. Old, like 20.
  4040.  
  4041. 895
  4042. 01:03:38,742 --> 01:03:41,041
  4043. - That's near enough.
  4044. - Rosie.
  4045.  
  4046. 896
  4047. 01:03:41,043 --> 01:03:44,713
  4048. Rosie, what have I told you
  4049. about running away like that?
  4050.  
  4051. 897
  4052. 01:03:44,715 --> 01:03:47,315
  4053. - No, it's really...
  4054. - Sorry, mommy.
  4055.  
  4056. 898
  4057. 01:03:47,317 --> 01:03:50,318
  4058. It's really alright, she's a...
  4059. She's a lovely little girl.
  4060.  
  4061. 899
  4062. 01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:54,521
  4063. - Thank you. Has she been bothering you?
  4064. - No, no, no, she's been lovely.
  4065.  
  4066. 900
  4067. 01:03:54,523 --> 01:03:56,191
  4068. - Say goodbye, Rosie.
  4069. - Bye.
  4070.  
  4071. 901
  4072. 01:03:56,193 --> 01:03:58,126
  4073. Bye, bye, Rosie,
  4074. very nice meeting you.
  4075.  
  4076. 902
  4077. 01:03:58,128 --> 01:04:00,264
  4078. - Bye.
  4079. - Bye, bye.
  4080.  
  4081. 903
  4082. 01:04:04,001 --> 01:04:08,737
  4083. What...
  4084. what is all this?
  4085.  
  4086. 904
  4087. 01:04:08,739 --> 01:04:12,474
  4088. - Surprise.
  4089. - Did you cook this?
  4090.  
  4091. 905
  4092. 01:04:12,476 --> 01:04:16,677
  4093. Yes, uh, well, when
  4094. I cooked this from a distance.
  4095.  
  4096. 906
  4097. 01:04:16,679 --> 01:04:19,613
  4098. It was in this recipe book.
  4099. Please take a seat.
  4100.  
  4101. 907
  4102. 01:04:19,615 --> 01:04:55,077
  4103. Oh. Thank you.
  4104.  
  4105. 908
  4106. 01:04:55,079 --> 01:04:56,579
  4107. You haven't tried it yet,
  4108. it could be shit.
  4109.  
  4110. 909
  4111. 01:04:56,581 --> 01:05:01,988
  4112. No, I'm saying
  4113. thank you... for everything.
  4114.  
  4115. 910
  4116. 01:05:03,755 --> 01:05:09,762
  4117. You know, if, um, if I had a son,
  4118. I'd want him to be exactly like you.
  4119.  
  4120. 911
  4121. 01:05:13,398 --> 01:05:16,599
  4122. You know, that's, um,
  4123. a really lovely thing to say.
  4124.  
  4125. 912
  4126. 01:05:16,601 --> 01:05:21,104
  4127. You're like the cross-dressing
  4128. granddad I always wanted.
  4129.  
  4130. 913
  4131. 01:05:21,106 --> 01:05:23,205
  4132. - Really?
  4133. - Mmh.
  4134.  
  4135. 914
  4136. 01:05:23,207 --> 01:05:25,508
  4137. - Cheers.
  4138. - Cheers.
  4139.  
  4140. 915
  4141. 01:05:25,510 --> 01:05:29,778
  4142. - Oh, and eye contact, otherwise it's seven years of bad sex.
  4143. - Seven years?
  4144.  
  4145. 916
  4146. 01:05:29,780 --> 01:05:31,747
  4147. I don't think
  4148. I have to worry about that.
  4149.  
  4150. 917
  4151. 01:05:31,749 --> 01:05:33,485
  4152. Fuck you, I was
  4153. talking about me.
  4154.  
  4155. 918
  4156. 01:05:36,787 --> 01:05:38,120
  4157. Alright, then, go on, try it.
  4158.  
  4159. 919
  4160. 01:05:38,122 --> 01:05:39,157
  4161. Mm.
  4162.  
  4163. 920
  4164. 01:05:48,332 --> 01:05:50,834
  4165. Mm. Would you try
  4166. and get a takeaway?
  4167.  
  4168. 921
  4169. 01:05:50,836 --> 01:05:52,734
  4170. - Mm.
  4171. - Yeah?
  4172.  
  4173. 922
  4174. 01:05:52,736 --> 01:05:54,771
  4175. Oh, yeah. Finish up.
  4176.  
  4177. 923
  4178. 01:05:54,773 --> 01:05:58,508
  4179. Do you know why
  4180. God created orgasms?
  4181.  
  4182. 924
  4183. 01:05:58,510 --> 01:06:02,680
  4184. So that women could moan
  4185. even when they're having fun.
  4186.  
  4187. 925
  4188. 01:06:03,682 --> 01:06:06,316
  4189. There was this old lady
  4190. and she went in to the dentist,
  4191.  
  4192. 926
  4193. 01:06:06,318 --> 01:06:09,218
  4194. waited her turn, she went
  4195. inside, took her knickers off,
  4196.  
  4197. 927
  4198. 01:06:09,220 --> 01:06:11,620
  4199. sat in the chair,
  4200. lifted her legs up high.
  4201.  
  4202. 928
  4203. 01:06:11,622 --> 01:06:16,792
  4204. And the dentist said, "Excuse me,
  4205. madam, I'm not a gynecologist."
  4206.  
  4207. 929
  4208. 01:06:16,794 --> 01:06:19,329
  4209. And the old lady said,
  4210. "I know, I just
  4211.  
  4212. 930
  4213. 01:06:19,331 --> 01:06:21,363
  4214. want you to remove
  4215. my husband's teeth."
  4216.  
  4217. 931
  4218. 01:06:22,566 --> 01:06:25,200
  4219. Is that too much, is it? Oh.
  4220.  
  4221. 932
  4222. 01:06:25,202 --> 01:06:28,271
  4223. Well, there's this
  4224. young man, and he took a big
  4225.  
  4226. 933
  4227. 01:06:28,273 --> 01:06:30,472
  4228. bouquet of flowers
  4229. back to his girlfriend.
  4230.  
  4231. 934
  4232. 01:06:30,474 --> 01:06:35,311
  4233. The girlfriend said, "Uh,
  4234. I suppose I've got to open my legs now."
  4235.  
  4236. 935
  4237. 01:06:35,313 --> 01:06:37,713
  4238. He said,
  4239. "Why, don't we have a vase?"
  4240.  
  4241. 936
  4242. 01:06:39,751 --> 01:06:41,818
  4243. 'Cause the airplane was
  4244. crashing, the girl got up
  4245.  
  4246. 937
  4247. 01:06:41,820 --> 01:06:45,521
  4248. and screamed, she said,
  4249. "Oh, I'm gonna die."
  4250.  
  4251. 938
  4252. 01:06:45,523 --> 01:06:47,323
  4253. So she stripped
  4254. herself naked, she said,
  4255.  
  4256. 939
  4257. 01:06:47,325 --> 01:06:51,260
  4258. "If I'm gonna die,
  4259. I want to feel like a woman.
  4260.  
  4261. 940
  4262. 01:06:51,262 --> 01:06:55,365
  4263. Is there any man here who can
  4264. make me feel like a woman?"
  4265.  
  4266. 941
  4267. 01:06:55,367 --> 01:06:59,138
  4268. So a man stood up, ripped off his shirt,
  4269. threw it at her and said, "Here, wash that."
  4270.  
  4271. 942
  4272. 01:07:00,204 --> 01:07:07,410
  4273. I said to my father, I said, "Oh,
  4274. I'm so tired of running around in circles."
  4275.  
  4276. 943
  4277. 01:07:07,412 --> 01:07:09,682
  4278. So he nailed
  4279. my other foot to the floor.
  4280.  
  4281. 944
  4282. 01:07:10,682 --> 01:07:13,519
  4283. I used to be
  4284. a very good father, oh, yes.
  4285.  
  4286. 945
  4287. 01:07:16,387 --> 01:07:21,490
  4288. And I... I sang
  4289. to my little girl every night.
  4290.  
  4291. 946
  4292. 01:07:21,492 --> 01:07:24,260
  4293. I told her little stories.
  4294.  
  4295. 947
  4296. 01:07:24,262 --> 01:07:28,263
  4297. Christmas time,
  4298. I'd dress up as Father Christmas
  4299.  
  4300. 948
  4301. 01:07:28,265 --> 01:07:31,968
  4302. and then she'd leave little
  4303. mince pies by the fireplace
  4304.  
  4305. 949
  4306. 01:07:31,970 --> 01:07:35,207
  4307. for when Father Christmas
  4308. came down to eat.
  4309.  
  4310. 950
  4311. 01:07:36,374 --> 01:07:37,676
  4312. Fuck, they were stale.
  4313.  
  4314. 951
  4315. 01:07:38,809 --> 01:07:40,345
  4316. And then I used to dream.
  4317.  
  4318. 952
  4319. 01:07:41,378 --> 01:07:44,849
  4320. I used to dream
  4321. wonderful dreams for her.
  4322.  
  4323. 953
  4324. 01:07:46,351 --> 01:07:48,584
  4325. And that's the way
  4326. it should have been.
  4327.  
  4328. 954
  4329. 01:07:48,586 --> 01:07:50,822
  4330. Oh, but dear, I did fuck up.
  4331.  
  4332. 955
  4333. 01:07:51,990 --> 01:07:57,463
  4334. And so I haven't seen my little
  4335. girl for, ooh... 10 years.
  4336.  
  4337. 956
  4338. 01:07:58,563 --> 01:08:02,398
  4339. So one day, you know,
  4340. I'm going to solve my problem,
  4341.  
  4342. 957
  4343. 01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:07,338
  4344. but tonight
  4345. it's got to be through whisky.
  4346.  
  4347. 958
  4348. 01:08:24,990 --> 01:08:26,888
  4349. You were very funny tonight.
  4350.  
  4351. 959
  4352. 01:08:26,890 --> 01:08:29,727
  4353. Thank you.
  4354.  
  4355. 960
  4356. 01:08:33,530 --> 01:08:38,968
  4357. Wow, uh, you look...
  4358. You look really... great.
  4359.  
  4360. 961
  4361. 01:08:38,970 --> 01:08:40,669
  4362. Thank you.
  4363.  
  4364. 962
  4365. 01:08:40,671 --> 01:08:41,706
  4366. So do you.
  4367.  
  4368. 963
  4369. 01:08:43,508 --> 01:08:44,977
  4370. Well, I'm a bit old, you know.
  4371.  
  4372. 964
  4373. 01:08:46,477 --> 01:08:48,278
  4374. I think it suits you.
  4375.  
  4376. 965
  4377. 01:08:48,280 --> 01:08:49,314
  4378. Thank you.
  4379.  
  4380. 966
  4381. 01:08:50,515 --> 01:08:52,985
  4382. How many more times do you think
  4383. we're gonna say thank you?
  4384.  
  4385. 967
  4386. 01:08:54,285 --> 01:08:59,955
  4387. I, um, I thought you never
  4388. wanted to speak to me again.
  4389.  
  4390. 968
  4391. 01:08:59,957 --> 01:09:01,226
  4392. No, I didn't.
  4393.  
  4394. 969
  4395. 01:09:02,593 --> 01:09:04,396
  4396. What changed your mind?
  4397.  
  4398. 970
  4399. 01:09:05,729 --> 01:09:07,233
  4400. I found a little Faith.
  4401.  
  4402. 971
  4403. 01:09:08,332 --> 01:09:11,334
  4404. What did he say?
  4405.  
  4406. 972
  4407. 01:09:11,336 --> 01:09:14,336
  4408. Well, he... he told me everything
  4409. that you've done for him,
  4410.  
  4411. 973
  4412. 01:09:14,338 --> 01:09:15,807
  4413. which is pretty amazing.
  4414.  
  4415. 974
  4416. 01:09:17,308 --> 01:09:20,575
  4417. And, um... And he told me that you
  4418. were ill. I hope it's nothing serious.
  4419.  
  4420. 975
  4421. 01:09:20,577 --> 01:09:24,446
  4422. No, no, no,
  4423. just a bit of a cough.
  4424.  
  4425. 976
  4426. 01:09:24,448 --> 01:09:26,748
  4427. - Nothing serious at all.
  4428. - So you've been to a doctor?
  4429.  
  4430. 977
  4431. 01:09:26,750 --> 01:09:30,552
  4432. Oh, yes, I've been to the...
  4433. yeah, but I don't like making a fuss.
  4434.  
  4435. 978
  4436. 01:09:30,554 --> 01:09:31,856
  4437. You love to make a fuss.
  4438.  
  4439. 979
  4440. 01:09:33,590 --> 01:09:34,727
  4441. Only around you.
  4442.  
  4443. 980
  4444. 01:09:43,067 --> 01:09:44,066
  4445. Got a question.
  4446.  
  4447. 981
  4448. 01:09:44,068 --> 01:09:45,303
  4449. Mm-hmm.
  4450.  
  4451. 982
  4452. 01:09:46,571 --> 01:09:49,038
  4453. - Where do you buy all your clothes?
  4454. - Where I buy my clothes?
  4455.  
  4456. 983
  4457. 01:09:49,040 --> 01:09:54,543
  4458. Yeah, well, I mean, you know,
  4459. you're quite a big guy. I mean tall. Tall.
  4460.  
  4461. 984
  4462. 01:09:54,545 --> 01:09:57,779
  4463. - Yes, 5'10.
  4464. - You know what I mean.
  4465.  
  4466. 985
  4467. 01:09:57,781 --> 01:10:02,854
  4468. Yeah, but, you know, they do... they have
  4469. shops for fat women as well, you know.
  4470.  
  4471. 986
  4472. 01:10:06,357 --> 01:10:07,724
  4473. So what about you?
  4474.  
  4475. 987
  4476. 01:10:07,726 --> 01:10:09,728
  4477. I mean, what's, um, what's new?
  4478.  
  4479. 988
  4480. 01:10:11,429 --> 01:10:13,532
  4481. Uh, well, I'm an architect.
  4482.  
  4483. 989
  4484. 01:10:14,531 --> 01:10:17,800
  4485. You're an arch... Really?
  4486.  
  4487. 990
  4488. 01:10:17,802 --> 01:10:18,836
  4489. Wow.
  4490.  
  4491. 991
  4492. 01:10:19,937 --> 01:10:22,471
  4493. Yeah, I'm living up in London.
  4494.  
  4495. 992
  4496. 01:10:22,473 --> 01:10:24,740
  4497. I won't hold that against you.
  4498.  
  4499. 993
  4500. 01:10:24,742 --> 01:10:29,544
  4501. - Got a dog and...
  4502. - Oh, wait, what is this? What...
  4503.  
  4504. 994
  4505. 01:10:29,546 --> 01:10:30,712
  4506. Oh, yeah,
  4507. and I'm getting married.
  4508.  
  4509. 995
  4510. 01:10:30,714 --> 01:10:32,648
  4511. You're getting married?
  4512.  
  4513. 996
  4514. 01:10:32,650 --> 01:10:35,685
  4515. Oh, god! Congratulations.
  4516.  
  4517. 997
  4518. 01:10:35,687 --> 01:10:37,453
  4519. Thank you.
  4520.  
  4521. 998
  4522. 01:10:37,455 --> 01:10:40,455
  4523. Um, has he got a name?
  4524.  
  4525. 999
  4526. 01:10:40,457 --> 01:10:44,429
  4527. - Mark.
  4528. - Mark, beautiful name.
  4529.  
  4530. 1000
  4531. 01:10:45,429 --> 01:10:47,633
  4532. Have you... have you set a date?
  4533.  
  4534. 1001
  4535. 01:10:48,532 --> 01:10:49,934
  4536. Yeah, it's in a month.
  4537.  
  4538. 1002
  4539. 01:10:50,835 --> 01:10:51,870
  4540. In a month.
  4541.  
  4542. 1003
  4543. 01:10:52,970 --> 01:10:54,005
  4544. What about you, dad?
  4545.  
  4546. 1004
  4547. 01:10:55,005 --> 01:10:56,605
  4548. Anyone special in your life?
  4549.  
  4550. 1005
  4551. 01:10:56,607 --> 01:10:58,841
  4552. - What do you mean? Like a lady?
  4553. - Yeah.
  4554.  
  4555. 1006
  4556. 01:10:58,843 --> 01:11:02,912
  4557. - No, no.
  4558. - Why?
  4559.  
  4560. 1007
  4561. 01:11:02,914 --> 01:11:04,416
  4562. Well, I mean.
  4563.  
  4564. 1008
  4565. 01:11:06,017 --> 01:11:07,984
  4566. I am a little old now, you know.
  4567.  
  4568. 1009
  4569. 01:11:07,986 --> 01:11:13,826
  4570. A little old to fall in love.
  4571.  
  4572. 1010
  4573. 01:11:16,193 --> 01:11:21,963
  4574. - I am really sorry about everything.
  4575. - I know. I know you are.
  4576.  
  4577. 1011
  4578. 01:11:21,965 --> 01:11:25,501
  4579. I always have known that you've been sorry,
  4580. but that doesn't make it any easier, does it?
  4581.  
  4582. 1012
  4583. 01:11:25,503 --> 01:11:28,003
  4584. - I really loved your mother.
  4585. - Yes, and she loved you too.
  4586.  
  4587. 1013
  4588. 01:11:28,005 --> 01:11:30,539
  4589. I genuinely believe
  4590. she died of a broken heart.
  4591.  
  4592. 1014
  4593. 01:11:30,541 --> 01:11:34,010
  4594. - Look, I am so sorry, really.
  4595. - Do you know what?
  4596.  
  4597. 1015
  4598. 01:11:34,012 --> 01:11:36,381
  4599. I hated you for
  4600. the way you made her feel.
  4601.  
  4602. 1016
  4603. 01:11:37,682 --> 01:11:40,552
  4604. I hated you for all the shit
  4605. you put me through at school.
  4606.  
  4607. 1017
  4608. 01:11:41,486 --> 01:11:43,953
  4609. Do you know I hated you the most
  4610. because you just gave up on us.
  4611.  
  4612. 1018
  4613. 01:11:43,955 --> 01:11:45,587
  4614. Do you think that's what I did?
  4615.  
  4616. 1019
  4617. 01:11:45,589 --> 01:11:46,691
  4618. Mom died.
  4619.  
  4620. 1020
  4621. 01:11:48,726 --> 01:11:50,461
  4622. All I wanted was a hug.
  4623.  
  4624. 1021
  4625. 01:11:52,263 --> 01:11:55,401
  4626. I didn't give a fuck that you were wearing a
  4627. dress, you're my dad and you weren't there.
  4628.  
  4629. 1022
  4630. 01:11:56,668 --> 01:12:01,937
  4631. I mean, your mother... Your mother was
  4632. so... I don't know, she was embarrassed,
  4633.  
  4634. 1023
  4635. 01:12:01,939 --> 01:12:03,873
  4636. she was humiliated,
  4637. she hated it.
  4638.  
  4639. 1024
  4640. 01:12:03,875 --> 01:12:05,608
  4641. She didn't want me there.
  4642.  
  4643. 1025
  4644. 01:12:05,610 --> 01:12:06,879
  4645. I wanted you there.
  4646.  
  4647. 1026
  4648. 01:12:07,845 --> 01:12:09,615
  4649. I wanted you there.
  4650.  
  4651. 1027
  4652. 01:12:12,082 --> 01:12:15,150
  4653. There's not one day that passes
  4654. when I don't wish that
  4655.  
  4656. 1028
  4657. 01:12:15,152 --> 01:12:19,654
  4658. I could turn back time,
  4659. that I could wear that suit, but I can't.
  4660.  
  4661. 1029
  4662. 01:12:19,656 --> 01:12:23,758
  4663. I just, I...
  4664. I can't turn back the time.
  4665.  
  4666. 1030
  4667. 01:12:23,760 --> 01:12:27,663
  4668. All I can try and do is...
  4669. is make up for it now with you.
  4670.  
  4671. 1031
  4672. 01:12:27,665 --> 01:12:30,936
  4673. - I can... But it's just that I...
  4674. - It's just that what?
  4675.  
  4676. 1032
  4677. 01:12:32,135 --> 01:12:33,539
  4678. Lily, it's just that I'm-
  4679.  
  4680. 1033
  4681. 01:12:35,173 --> 01:12:37,876
  4682. I'm not sure how to do that
  4683. anymore, you see, I...
  4684.  
  4685. 1034
  4686. 01:12:39,009 --> 01:12:43,181
  4687. I don't think I... I don't think
  4688. I can remember how to be a dad.
  4689.  
  4690. 1035
  4691. 01:12:44,682 --> 01:12:49,118
  4692. But that's so easy.
  4693. You just have to love me.
  4694.  
  4695. 1036
  4696. 01:12:49,120 --> 01:12:50,785
  4697. Of course, I love you.
  4698.  
  4699. 1037
  4700. 01:12:50,787 --> 01:12:53,558
  4701. I've always loved you,
  4702. you're my little girl.
  4703.  
  4704. 1038
  4705. 01:13:07,772 --> 01:13:14,810
  4706. Okay, okay, but this is it, alright?
  4707. No second chances.
  4708.  
  4709. 1039
  4710. 01:13:14,812 --> 01:13:18,884
  4711. You fucked up once and you cannot fuck up
  4712. again, dad, because I need you in my life.
  4713.  
  4714. 1040
  4715. 01:13:20,585 --> 01:13:21,816
  4716. I am here now for you.
  4717.  
  4718. 1041
  4719. 01:13:21,818 --> 01:13:23,921
  4720. I am-I promise you I'm here.
  4721.  
  4722. 1042
  4723. 01:13:26,723 --> 01:13:31,159
  4724. Dad I-I want you
  4725. to walk me down the aisle.
  4726.  
  4727. 1043
  4728. 01:13:36,233 --> 01:13:37,669
  4729. In a month, hmm?
  4730.  
  4731. 1044
  4732. 01:13:38,635 --> 01:13:41,303
  4733. Yeah, I will. I will.
  4734.  
  4735. 1045
  4736. 01:13:41,305 --> 01:13:43,638
  4737. But you have to
  4738. promise me one thing.
  4739.  
  4740. 1046
  4741. 01:13:43,640 --> 01:13:45,274
  4742. Hmm?
  4743.  
  4744. 1047
  4745. 01:13:45,276 --> 01:13:47,646
  4746. You cannot wear
  4747. a better dress than me.
  4748.  
  4749. 1048
  4750. 01:13:50,682 --> 01:13:51,717
  4751. Thank you.
  4752.  
  4753. 1049
  4754. 01:13:52,750 --> 01:13:53,752
  4755. Thank you.
  4756.  
  4757. 1050
  4758. 01:13:54,852 --> 01:13:56,988
  4759. And I've told Mark about...
  4760.  
  4761. 1051
  4762. 01:13:58,856 --> 01:14:01,222
  4763. He's just
  4764. so excited to meet you.
  4765.  
  4766. 1052
  4767. 01:14:01,224 --> 01:14:02,260
  4768. Thanks.
  4769.  
  4770. 1053
  4771. 01:14:08,232 --> 01:14:10,132
  4772. Look, I better go.
  4773. It's getting late.
  4774.  
  4775. 1054
  4776. 01:14:10,134 --> 01:14:12,668
  4777. - Do you need a lift anywhere?
  4778. - No, I drove.
  4779.  
  4780. 1055
  4781. 01:14:12,670 --> 01:14:14,169
  4782. - You haven't had too much to drink?
  4783. - I had one.
  4784.  
  4785. 1056
  4786. 01:14:14,171 --> 01:14:16,605
  4787. Oh, you had one. That is okay.
  4788.  
  4789. 1057
  4790. 01:14:16,607 --> 01:14:17,707
  4791. What are you doing Friday night?
  4792.  
  4793. 1058
  4794. 01:14:17,709 --> 01:14:19,809
  4795. Friday night...
  4796.  
  4797. 1059
  4798. 01:14:19,811 --> 01:14:22,243
  4799. Oh, one show,
  4800. only at ten o'clock, though.
  4801.  
  4802. 1060
  4803. 01:14:22,245 --> 01:14:24,079
  4804. So, do you wanna
  4805. meet sometime before?
  4806.  
  4807. 1061
  4808. 01:14:24,081 --> 01:14:26,181
  4809. Oh, I would love really love to.
  4810.  
  4811. 1062
  4812. 01:14:26,183 --> 01:14:28,050
  4813. Great, I'll, um,
  4814. leave a message for you
  4815.  
  4816. 1063
  4817. 01:14:28,052 --> 01:14:30,185
  4818. if I'm able to
  4819. come to your place.
  4820.  
  4821. 1064
  4822. 01:14:30,187 --> 01:14:32,087
  4823. I won't be here right up to
  4824.  
  4825. 1065
  4826. 01:15:03,687 --> 01:15:05,820
  4827. So, one day this beautiful woman
  4828.  
  4829. 1066
  4830. 01:15:05,822 --> 01:15:07,692
  4831. walks into a doctor's surgery.
  4832.  
  4833. 1067
  4834. 01:15:08,393 --> 01:15:12,828
  4835. In fact, she's so attractive that
  4836. the doctor loses all professionalism.
  4837.  
  4838. 1068
  4839. 01:15:12,830 --> 01:15:14,262
  4840. He says to her,
  4841.  
  4842. 1069
  4843. 01:15:14,264 --> 01:15:15,797
  4844. "Take down your trousers"
  4845.  
  4846. 1070
  4847. 01:15:15,799 --> 01:15:17,702
  4848. and begins to touch her thighs.
  4849.  
  4850. 1071
  4851. 01:15:18,436 --> 01:15:20,970
  4852. He says, "Do you know
  4853. what I'm doing now?"
  4854.  
  4855. 1072
  4856. 01:15:20,972 --> 01:15:23,241
  4857. She says, "Yes,
  4858. checking for abnormalities."
  4859.  
  4860. 1073
  4861. 01:15:24,442 --> 01:15:27,075
  4862. Then he asks her
  4863. to take off her bra,
  4864.  
  4865. 1074
  4866. 01:15:27,077 --> 01:15:29,979
  4867. starts massaging her breasts.
  4868.  
  4869. 1075
  4870. 01:15:29,981 --> 01:15:32,148
  4871. He says, "Do you know
  4872. what I'm doing now?"
  4873.  
  4874. 1076
  4875. 01:15:32,150 --> 01:15:34,286
  4876. She said,
  4877. "Yes, checking for cancer."
  4878.  
  4879. 1077
  4880. 01:15:35,786 --> 01:15:39,221
  4881. Then he got her to take her panties
  4882. off and laid her on the table
  4883.  
  4884. 1078
  4885. 01:15:39,223 --> 01:15:44,694
  4886. and starts having sex with her and
  4887. says, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
  4888.  
  4889. 1079
  4890. 01:15:44,696 --> 01:15:48,096
  4891. And she says, "Yes, getting
  4892. herpes, that's why I'm here."
  4893.  
  4894. 1080
  4895. 01:15:51,402 --> 01:15:53,372
  4896. A good friend of mine
  4897. told me that joke.
  4898.  
  4899. 1081
  4900. 01:15:54,839 --> 01:15:59,177
  4901. He was a great man before
  4902. he got all selfish and died.
  4903.  
  4904. 1082
  4905. 01:16:01,179 --> 01:16:05,780
  4906. The truth is,
  4907. he was like a father to me,
  4908.  
  4909. 1083
  4910. 01:16:05,782 --> 01:16:09,718
  4911. but he was a father
  4912. to his daughter Lily.
  4913.  
  4914. 1084
  4915. 01:16:09,720 --> 01:16:11,252
  4916. Just before he passed,
  4917.  
  4918. 1085
  4919. 01:16:11,254 --> 01:16:14,323
  4920. he walked his lovely daughter
  4921. down the aisle.
  4922.  
  4923. 1086
  4924. 01:16:14,325 --> 01:16:18,697
  4925. To me, he was granddad,
  4926. to Lily, he was dad.
  4927.  
  4928. 1087
  4929. 01:16:19,796 --> 01:16:24,999
  4930. But to you all,
  4931. he was simply Jackie.
  4932.  
  4933. 1088
  4934. 01:22:02,008 --> 01:22:07,008
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  4944. Subtitles by explosiveskull
  4945.  
  4946. 2
  4947. 00:00:20,352 --> 00:00:23,519
  4948. ♪ First I was
  4949. afraid I was petrified ♪
  4950.  
  4951. 3
  4952. 00:00:23,521 --> 00:00:25,722
  4953. ♪ Kept thinking
  4954. I could never live ♪
  4955.  
  4956. 4
  4957. 00:00:25,724 --> 00:00:27,758
  4958. ♪ Without you by my side ♪
  4959.  
  4960. 5
  4961. 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:30,226
  4962. ♪ But then I spent
  4963. So many nights ♪
  4964.  
  4965. 6
  4966. 00:00:30,228 --> 00:00:32,428
  4967. ♪ Thinking how
  4968. You did me wrong ♪
  4969.  
  4970. 7
  4971. 00:00:32,430 --> 00:00:34,163
  4972. ♪ And I grew strong ♪
  4973.  
  4974. 8
  4975. 00:00:34,165 --> 00:00:36,366
  4976. ♪ And I learned
  4977. How to get along ♪
  4978.  
  4979. 9
  4980. 00:00:36,368 --> 00:00:38,168
  4981. ♪ And so you're back ♪
  4982.  
  4983. 10
  4984. 00:00:38,170 --> 00:00:40,236
  4985. ♪ From outer space ♪
  4986.  
  4987. 11
  4988. 00:00:40,238 --> 00:00:42,506
  4989. ♪ I just walked in
  4990. To find you here ♪
  4991.  
  4992. 12
  4993. 00:00:42,508 --> 00:00:44,373
  4994. ♪ With that sad look
  4995. Upon your face ♪
  4996.  
  4997. 13
  4998. 00:00:44,375 --> 00:00:46,443
  4999. ♪ I should have
  5000. Changed that stupid lock ♪
  5001.  
  5002. 14
  5003. 00:00:46,445 --> 00:00:48,744
  5004. ♪ I should have
  5005. Made you leave your key ♪
  5006.  
  5007. 15
  5008. 00:00:48,746 --> 00:00:50,781
  5009. ♪ If I'd known
  5010. For just one second ♪
  5011.  
  5012. 16
  5013. 00:00:50,783 --> 00:00:52,716
  5014. ♪ You'd be back to bother me ♪
  5015.  
  5016. 17
  5017. 00:00:52,718 --> 00:00:56,519
  5018. ♪ Go on now, go,
  5019. walk out the door ♪
  5020.  
  5021. 18
  5022. 00:00:56,521 --> 00:00:58,689
  5023. ♪ Just turn around now ♪
  5024.  
  5025. 19
  5026. 00:00:58,691 --> 00:01:01,127
  5027. ♪ 'Cause you're not
  5028. Welcome anymore ♪
  5029.  
  5030. 20
  5031. 00:01:01,826 --> 00:01:03,527
  5032. ♪ Weren't you
  5033. The one who tried ♪
  5034.  
  5035. 21
  5036. 00:01:03,529 --> 00:01:05,496
  5037. ♪ To hurt me with goodbye ♪
  5038.  
  5039. 22
  5040. 00:01:05,498 --> 00:01:07,297
  5041. ♪ Do you think I'd crumble ♪
  5042.  
  5043. 23
  5044. 00:01:07,299 --> 00:01:09,365
  5045. ♪ Did you think
  5046. I'd lay down and die ♪
  5047.  
  5048. 24
  5049. 00:01:09,367 --> 00:01:13,303
  5050. ♪ Oh, no, not I,
  5051. I will survive ♪
  5052.  
  5053. 25
  5054. 00:01:13,305 --> 00:01:16,139
  5055. ♪ Oh, as long as
  5056. I know how to love ♪
  5057.  
  5058. 26
  5059. 00:01:16,141 --> 00:01:17,641
  5060. ♪ I know I'll stay alive ♪
  5061.  
  5062. 27
  5063. 00:01:17,643 --> 00:01:19,675
  5064. ♪ I've got all my life to live ♪
  5065.  
  5066. 28
  5067. 00:01:19,677 --> 00:01:21,778
  5068. ♪ And I've got
  5069. All my love to give ♪
  5070.  
  5071. 29
  5072. 00:01:21,780 --> 00:01:23,446
  5073. ♪ And I'll survive ♪
  5074.  
  5075. 30
  5076. 00:01:23,448 --> 00:01:28,618
  5077. ♪ I will survive, hey, hey ♪
  5078.  
  5079. 31
  5080. 00:01:31,656 --> 00:01:33,157
  5081. Thank you, I do love applause
  5082.  
  5083. 32
  5084. 00:01:33,159 --> 00:01:34,591
  5085. but just throw money next time.
  5086.  
  5087. 33
  5088. 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:38,294
  5089. Oh, good evening,
  5090. my beautiful kings
  5091.  
  5092. 34
  5093. 00:01:38,296 --> 00:01:39,329
  5094. and queens.
  5095.  
  5096. 35
  5097. 00:01:39,331 --> 00:01:40,564
  5098. Look, if you want to take
  5099.  
  5100. 36
  5101. 00:01:40,566 --> 00:01:41,865
  5102. a photograph, take it now.
  5103.  
  5104. 37
  5105. 00:01:41,867 --> 00:01:44,504
  5106. Because this is
  5107. as good as I get.
  5108.  
  5109. 38
  5110. 00:01:45,703 --> 00:01:48,772
  5111. It's very unprofessional
  5112. to drink on stage,
  5113.  
  5114. 39
  5115. 00:01:48,774 --> 00:01:50,407
  5116. so could you help me down?
  5117.  
  5118. 40
  5119. 00:01:51,609 --> 00:01:52,708
  5120. Oh, thank you, sir.
  5121.  
  5122. 41
  5123. 00:01:52,710 --> 00:01:54,243
  5124. Oh, you're lovely.
  5125.  
  5126. 42
  5127. 00:01:55,548 --> 00:01:57,580
  5128. Cheers. Hmm.
  5129.  
  5130. 43
  5131. 00:01:57,582 --> 00:02:01,184
  5132. Oh, that's fucking better.
  5133.  
  5134. 44
  5135. 00:02:01,186 --> 00:02:03,553
  5136. Is there any lesbians here?
  5137.  
  5138. 45
  5139. 00:02:03,555 --> 00:02:07,223
  5140. Lesbi... Oooh, yes, yes.
  5141.  
  5142. 46
  5143. 00:02:07,225 --> 00:02:10,526
  5144. How long
  5145. have you known each other?
  5146.  
  5147. 47
  5148. 00:02:10,528 --> 00:02:13,729
  5149. 20 minutes? Did I offend you?
  5150.  
  5151. 48
  5152. 00:02:13,731 --> 00:02:15,364
  5153. Thank fuck for that.
  5154.  
  5155. 49
  5156. 00:02:16,401 --> 00:02:22,205
  5157. Oooh, hello, big boy.
  5158.  
  5159. 50
  5160. 00:02:22,207 --> 00:02:25,942
  5161. Tell me something, if
  5162. I had a rooster and you had a donkey,
  5163.  
  5164. 51
  5165. 00:02:25,944 --> 00:02:28,345
  5166. and your donkey
  5167. hit my rooster, what
  5168.  
  5169. 52
  5170. 00:02:28,347 --> 00:02:30,346
  5171. what would you have? Hmm?
  5172.  
  5173. 53
  5174. 00:02:30,348 --> 00:02:31,514
  5175. My cock in your ass.
  5176.  
  5177. 54
  5178. 00:02:32,985 --> 00:02:36,453
  5179. Oh, I do love
  5180. a dirty audience.
  5181.  
  5182. 55
  5183. 00:02:36,455 --> 00:02:37,887
  5184. Are you two together?
  5185.  
  5186. 56
  5187. 00:02:37,889 --> 00:02:38,922
  5188. No shit.
  5189.  
  5190. 57
  5191. 00:02:38,924 --> 00:02:41,725
  5192. Um... Oh, hello.
  5193.  
  5194. 58
  5195. 00:02:41,727 --> 00:02:44,393
  5196. Are you alone? Oh, dear.
  5197.  
  5198. 59
  5199. 00:02:44,395 --> 00:02:46,262
  5200. Do you
  5201. know the difference
  5202.  
  5203. 60
  5204. 00:02:46,264 --> 00:02:48,665
  5205. between erotic and kinky?
  5206.  
  5207. 61
  5208. 00:02:48,667 --> 00:02:52,735
  5209. Let's see, an erotic person
  5210. uses a feather,
  5211.  
  5212. 62
  5213. 00:02:52,737 --> 00:02:56,472
  5214. and the kinky person uses
  5215. a whole fucking chicken.
  5216.  
  5217. 63
  5218. 00:02:57,842 --> 00:03:01,945
  5219. Oh, oh, sorry, boys,
  5220. he looks better.
  5221.  
  5222. 64
  5223. 00:03:01,947 --> 00:03:05,485
  5224. Oh, tell me something, big boy.
  5225.  
  5226. 65
  5227. 00:03:06,451 --> 00:03:07,984
  5228. Are you gay?
  5229.  
  5230. 66
  5231. 00:03:07,986 --> 00:03:09,919
  5232. Wait, you're straight?
  5233.  
  5234. 67
  5235. 00:03:09,921 --> 00:03:12,891
  5236. So is spaghetti
  5237. until it gets hot and wet.
  5238.  
  5239. 68
  5240. 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:16,592
  5241. Is there a married couple here?
  5242.  
  5243. 69
  5244. 00:03:16,594 --> 00:03:18,661
  5245. Oh, oh, yes.
  5246.  
  5247. 70
  5248. 00:03:18,663 --> 00:03:21,430
  5249. You look married to me.
  5250.  
  5251. 71
  5252. 00:03:21,432 --> 00:03:23,633
  5253. How quaint. Tell me something,
  5254.  
  5255. 72
  5256. 00:03:23,635 --> 00:03:25,935
  5257. do you know
  5258. the difference between
  5259.  
  5260. 73
  5261. 00:03:25,937 --> 00:03:28,405
  5262. your job and your wife?
  5263.  
  5264. 74
  5265. 00:03:28,407 --> 00:03:31,007
  5266. After five years
  5267. your job will still suck.
  5268.  
  5269. 75
  5270. 00:03:32,745 --> 00:03:34,011
  5271. Sorry, darling.
  5272.  
  5273. 76
  5274. 00:03:34,013 --> 00:03:37,547
  5275. You know
  5276. why men are like motorcars?
  5277.  
  5278. 77
  5279. 00:03:37,549 --> 00:03:39,382
  5280. Because they always
  5281. pull out before
  5282.  
  5283. 78
  5284. 00:03:39,384 --> 00:03:41,550
  5285. checking to see if
  5286. anybody else is coming.
  5287.  
  5288. 79
  5289. 00:03:43,822 --> 00:03:47,326
  5290. Oh, you see,
  5291. darlings, I'm not fat.
  5292.  
  5293. 80
  5294. 00:03:48,426 --> 00:03:50,526
  5295. I'm just easier to see.
  5296.  
  5297. 81
  5298. 00:05:48,509 --> 00:05:50,144
  5299. I'm so sorry,
  5300. Mr. Collins.
  5301.  
  5302. 82
  5303. 00:05:51,978 --> 00:05:54,512
  5304. Is there someone
  5305. I can call for you?
  5306.  
  5307. 83
  5308. 00:05:54,514 --> 00:05:59,183
  5309. - Family? Friends?
  5310. - Pardon?
  5311.  
  5312. 84
  5313. 00:05:59,185 --> 00:06:00,851
  5314. You have
  5315. any family or friends
  5316.  
  5317. 85
  5318. 00:06:00,853 --> 00:06:02,753
  5319. I could call for you?
  5320.  
  5321. 86
  5322. 00:06:02,755 --> 00:06:06,092
  5323. No, I've...
  5324. no family, no friends.
  5325.  
  5326. 87
  5327. 00:06:08,028 --> 00:06:09,060
  5328. I understand.
  5329.  
  5330. 88
  5331. 00:06:09,062 --> 00:06:10,529
  5332. This must have come
  5333.  
  5334. 89
  5335. 00:06:10,531 --> 00:06:11,566
  5336. as quite a shock.
  5337.  
  5338. 90
  5339. 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,168
  5340. Yes, you could say that.
  5341.  
  5342. 91
  5343. 00:06:17,603 --> 00:06:22,242
  5344. Um, how long...
  5345. How long have I got?
  5346.  
  5347. 92
  5348. 00:06:24,110 --> 00:06:25,879
  5349. It's hard to say.
  5350.  
  5351. 93
  5352. 00:06:27,247 --> 00:06:29,016
  5353. Maybe six, seven weeks.
  5354.  
  5355. 94
  5356. 00:06:31,651 --> 00:06:34,254
  5357. Got an expiry date like
  5358. a piece of fucking chicken.
  5359.  
  5360. 95
  5361. 00:06:35,656 --> 00:06:38,692
  5362. You have an aggressive
  5363. form of cancer, mister Collins.
  5364.  
  5365. 96
  5366. 00:06:39,625 --> 00:06:40,961
  5367. It's spreading quickly.
  5368.  
  5369. 97
  5370. 00:06:46,899 --> 00:06:50,000
  5371. There's a group of people
  5372. who meet on Wednesday nights.
  5373.  
  5374. 98
  5375. 00:06:50,002 --> 00:06:53,572
  5376. It might help maybe
  5377. to talk with people who
  5378.  
  5379. 99
  5380. 00:06:53,574 --> 00:06:55,109
  5381. are going through
  5382. the same thing.
  5383.  
  5384. 100
  5385. 00:06:57,711 --> 00:06:59,344
  5386. I don't want to
  5387. spend the last six weeks
  5388.  
  5389. 101
  5390. 00:06:59,346 --> 00:07:03,750
  5391. of my life talking about
  5392. the last six weeks of my life.
  5393.  
  5394. 102
  5395. 00:07:05,752 --> 00:07:07,221
  5396. I can understand that.
  5397.  
  5398. 103
  5399. 00:07:10,723 --> 00:07:13,091
  5400. In the meantime,
  5401. I'm going to prescribe something
  5402.  
  5403. 104
  5404. 00:07:13,093 --> 00:07:15,226
  5405. that will ease
  5406. the pain a little bit.
  5407.  
  5408. 105
  5409. 00:07:15,228 --> 00:07:17,161
  5410. Make sure
  5411. you take these twice daily.
  5412.  
  5413. 106
  5414. 00:07:17,163 --> 00:07:18,533
  5415. Okay?
  5416.  
  5417. 107
  5418. 00:07:34,146 --> 00:07:36,081
  5419. Jackie, you in there?
  5420.  
  5421. 108
  5422. 00:07:36,083 --> 00:07:38,683
  5423. - What are you doing?
  5424. - Taking a shit.
  5425.  
  5426. 109
  5427. 00:07:38,685 --> 00:07:42,187
  5428. - That's not very lady-like, is it?
  5429. - Neither is my cock.
  5430.  
  5431. 110
  5432. 00:07:42,189 --> 00:07:45,190
  5433. Listen, we've got, uh... We've
  5434. got a new kid start tonight.
  5435.  
  5436. 111
  5437. 00:07:45,192 --> 00:07:48,726
  5438. His name's Faith, just
  5439. want you to show him around.
  5440.  
  5441. 112
  5442. 00:07:48,728 --> 00:07:50,295
  5443. You know, make him feel at home.
  5444.  
  5445. 113
  5446. 00:07:50,297 --> 00:07:53,264
  5447. Look, I am not
  5448. a fucking babysitter.
  5449.  
  5450. 114
  5451. 00:07:53,266 --> 00:07:56,267
  5452. I'm not asking you to hold his fucking
  5453. hand whilst he crosses the street, okay?
  5454.  
  5455. 115
  5456. 00:07:56,269 --> 00:07:58,139
  5457. Just give him a
  5458. little tour round, okay?
  5459.  
  5460. 116
  5461. 00:07:59,673 --> 00:08:00,904
  5462. Where is he?
  5463.  
  5464. 117
  5465. 00:08:00,906 --> 00:08:02,774
  5466. He's in the dressing room.
  5467.  
  5468. 118
  5469. 00:08:02,776 --> 00:08:03,908
  5470. Thank you very much.
  5471.  
  5472. 119
  5473. 00:08:03,910 --> 00:08:05,043
  5474. Ta-ta, ta-ta.
  5475.  
  5476. 120
  5477. 00:08:05,045 --> 00:08:06,112
  5478. Fucking unbelievable.
  5479.  
  5480. 121
  5481. 00:08:12,819 --> 00:08:16,120
  5482. Oh, fuckin' hell.
  5483.  
  5484. 122
  5485. 00:08:16,122 --> 00:08:17,158
  5486. Jesus.
  5487.  
  5488. 123
  5489. 00:08:22,428 --> 00:08:25,730
  5490. Anyway
  5491. Threw up all over his cock.
  5492.  
  5493. 124
  5494. 00:08:25,732 --> 00:08:27,365
  5495. Well, it's safe to say
  5496. you're never gonna
  5497.  
  5498. 125
  5499. 00:08:27,367 --> 00:08:30,901
  5500. - make a sword swallower, dear.
  5501. - What does he...
  5502.  
  5503. 126
  5504. 00:08:30,903 --> 00:08:32,437
  5505. Hey, um, exc... You're Faith?
  5506.  
  5507. 127
  5508. 00:08:32,439 --> 00:08:36,808
  5509. - Faith? Faith?
  5510. - Yes, I am. And you are?
  5511.  
  5512. 128
  5513. 00:08:36,810 --> 00:08:40,077
  5514. I am your fairy godmother,
  5515. you can call me Jackie.
  5516.  
  5517. 129
  5518. 00:08:40,079 --> 00:08:41,046
  5519. You're Jackie?
  5520.  
  5521. 130
  5522. 00:08:41,048 --> 00:08:42,046
  5523. I am.
  5524.  
  5525. 131
  5526. 00:08:42,048 --> 00:08:43,815
  5527. The one and only Jackie.
  5528.  
  5529. 132
  5530. 00:08:43,817 --> 00:08:45,817
  5531. I didn't
  5532. expect you to be so...
  5533.  
  5534. 133
  5535. 00:08:45,819 --> 00:08:47,218
  5536. Old, old? I know, old.
  5537.  
  5538. 134
  5539. 00:08:47,220 --> 00:08:48,986
  5540. Well, you gotta
  5541. pay the bills, kid.
  5542.  
  5543. 135
  5544. 00:08:48,988 --> 00:08:50,355
  5545. Do you mind?
  5546. You're sitting in my chair.
  5547.  
  5548. 136
  5549. 00:08:50,357 --> 00:08:51,726
  5550. Oh, sorry.
  5551.  
  5552. 137
  5553. 00:08:56,129 --> 00:08:58,962
  5554. How do you
  5555. walk in those high heels?
  5556.  
  5557. 138
  5558. 00:08:58,964 --> 00:09:01,466
  5559. - I've been practicing since I was nine.
  5560. - Mm-hmm.
  5561.  
  5562. 139
  5563. 00:09:01,468 --> 00:09:04,802
  5564. So, tell me, ahem, what is it you do?
  5565. You know, what's your thing?
  5566.  
  5567. 140
  5568. 00:09:04,804 --> 00:09:07,772
  5569. You're a comedian, you dance,
  5570. you sing? What is it?
  5571.  
  5572. 141
  5573. 00:09:07,774 --> 00:09:09,273
  5574. - What's your thing?
  5575. - I'm a singer.
  5576.  
  5577. 142
  5578. 00:09:09,275 --> 00:09:11,008
  5579. Oh, you're a s...
  5580.  
  5581. 143
  5582. 00:09:11,010 --> 00:09:14,278
  5583. Mollie, you think you got
  5584. a bit of competition here.
  5585.  
  5586. 144
  5587. 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:16,948
  5588. Oh, bitch, please, the BFG ain't
  5589. got nothing on this, honey.
  5590.  
  5591. 145
  5592. 00:09:16,950 --> 00:09:20,852
  5593. Don't worry about her.
  5594. She's all bark and no bite.
  5595.  
  5596. 146
  5597. 00:09:20,854 --> 00:09:24,222
  5598. Now, listen, couple of rules
  5599. you've, uh, gotta know.
  5600.  
  5601. 147
  5602. 00:09:24,224 --> 00:09:26,291
  5603. First of all, there's
  5604. no fucking the customers.
  5605.  
  5606. 148
  5607. 00:09:26,293 --> 00:09:29,359
  5608. Now, I know that sounds
  5609. very obvious, but...
  5610.  
  5611. 149
  5612. 00:09:29,361 --> 00:09:32,262
  5613. I mean, you've got no idea how...
  5614. No, no, it happens.
  5615.  
  5616. 150
  5617. 00:09:32,264 --> 00:09:33,864
  5618. So, whatever
  5619. you've got in your panties,
  5620.  
  5621. 151
  5622. 00:09:33,866 --> 00:09:35,499
  5623. you just keep it in there.
  5624. Alright?
  5625.  
  5626. 152
  5627. 00:09:35,501 --> 00:09:39,137
  5628. - Mm-hmm.
  5629. - Secondly, all your tips are your own.
  5630.  
  5631. 153
  5632. 00:09:39,139 --> 00:09:41,873
  5633. We don't share shit here.
  5634.  
  5635. 154
  5636. 00:09:41,875 --> 00:09:44,108
  5637. Now, you know, generally,
  5638. the audience are pretty,
  5639.  
  5640. 155
  5641. 00:09:44,110 --> 00:09:46,044
  5642. you know, generous as long
  5643. as you give them what they want.
  5644.  
  5645. 156
  5646. 00:09:46,046 --> 00:09:47,811
  5647. Well, within reason, remember.
  5648.  
  5649. 157
  5650. 00:09:47,813 --> 00:09:50,315
  5651. - What's the first rule?
  5652. - No fucking the customers.
  5653.  
  5654. 158
  5655. 00:09:50,317 --> 00:09:54,319
  5656. Good. Good. Now, third rule is,
  5657.  
  5658. 159
  5659. 00:09:54,321 --> 00:09:57,756
  5660. if anybody touches you,
  5661. you know, inappropriately,
  5662.  
  5663. 160
  5664. 00:09:57,758 --> 00:09:59,390
  5665. you've got all
  5666. the permission in the world
  5667.  
  5668. 161
  5669. 00:09:59,392 --> 00:10:00,892
  5670. to beat
  5671. the living shit out of them.
  5672.  
  5673. 162
  5674. 00:10:00,894 --> 00:10:03,026
  5675. Fine?
  5676. Everything makes sense with you?
  5677.  
  5678. 163
  5679. 00:10:03,028 --> 00:10:05,028
  5680. - Mm-hmm.
  5681. - Good. Oh, yeah.
  5682.  
  5683. 164
  5684. 00:10:05,030 --> 00:10:08,134
  5685. Arrive 15 minutes early,
  5686. Alex will love you.
  5687.  
  5688. 165
  5689. 00:10:09,235 --> 00:10:11,236
  5690. Uh, talk of the devil.
  5691.  
  5692. 166
  5693. 00:10:11,238 --> 00:10:12,903
  5694. Kid, you're up.
  5695.  
  5696. 167
  5697. 00:10:12,905 --> 00:10:13,940
  5698. Let's go.
  5699.  
  5700. 168
  5701. 00:10:15,875 --> 00:10:17,007
  5702. Oh, hey.
  5703.  
  5704. 169
  5705. 00:10:17,009 --> 00:10:19,013
  5706. Why are you Faith?
  5707.  
  5708. 170
  5709. 00:10:20,279 --> 00:10:21,879
  5710. 'Cause everyone
  5711. needs a bit of faith
  5712.  
  5713. 171
  5714. 00:10:21,881 --> 00:10:23,180
  5715. in their lives, darling.
  5716.  
  5717. 172
  5718. 00:10:28,254 --> 00:10:30,220
  5719. I give her a week.
  5720.  
  5721. 173
  5722. 00:10:30,222 --> 00:10:33,056
  5723. ♪ I'm the sixth queen ♪
  5724.  
  5725. 174
  5726. 00:10:33,058 --> 00:10:34,959
  5727. ♪ I'm the wrong queen ♪
  5728.  
  5729. 175
  5730. 00:10:34,961 --> 00:10:38,796
  5731. ♪ I've got mascara
  5732. Running through my bloodstream ♪
  5733.  
  5734. 176
  5735. 00:10:38,798 --> 00:10:40,831
  5736. ♪ I'm on the hot step ♪
  5737.  
  5738. 177
  5739. 00:10:40,833 --> 00:10:43,267
  5740. ♪ I've got a broken heart ♪
  5741.  
  5742. 178
  5743. 00:10:43,269 --> 00:10:47,272
  5744. ♪ I want to be a cherry-lipped
  5745. Little cheap tart ♪
  5746.  
  5747. 179
  5748. 00:10:47,274 --> 00:10:51,342
  5749. ♪ There's a boy
  5750. with a monobrow and clubfoot ♪
  5751.  
  5752. 180
  5753. 00:10:51,344 --> 00:10:55,879
  5754. ♪ And his family own
  5755. All the village huts ♪
  5756.  
  5757. 181
  5758. 00:10:55,881 --> 00:10:58,752
  5759. ♪ So I traveled to New York ♪
  5760.  
  5761. 182
  5762. 00:10:59,586 --> 00:11:02,822
  5763. ♪ Sold my crotch
  5764. For a dollar and a short ♪
  5765.  
  5766. 183
  5767. 00:11:04,957 --> 00:11:07,827
  5768. ♪ There's a symphony
  5769. In my heart ♪
  5770.  
  5771. 184
  5772. 00:11:09,129 --> 00:11:12,063
  5773. ♪ And I've lost all my morals ♪
  5774.  
  5775. 185
  5776. 00:11:12,065 --> 00:11:16,501
  5777. ♪ Down an alleyway,
  5778. Boot polish, sky gaze ♪
  5779.  
  5780. 186
  5781. 00:11:16,503 --> 00:11:20,107
  5782. ♪ Bloody murder, my life has
  5783. ♪ Moved in strange ways ♪
  5784.  
  5785. 187
  5786. 00:11:21,307 --> 00:11:24,378
  5787. ♪ I was the sixth queen
  5788. ♪ From the start ♪
  5789.  
  5790. 188
  5791. 00:11:25,544 --> 00:11:28,579
  5792. ♪ But I cast all my morals ♪
  5793.  
  5794. 189
  5795. 00:11:28,581 --> 00:11:33,151
  5796. ♪ On a tube train,
  5797. Boot polish, sky gaze ♪
  5798.  
  5799. 190
  5800. 00:11:33,153 --> 00:11:36,990
  5801. ♪ Bloody murder my life has
  5802. ♪ Moved in strange ways ♪
  5803.  
  5804. 191
  5805. 00:12:02,982 --> 00:12:04,017
  5806. Hey.
  5807.  
  5808. 192
  5809. 00:12:05,118 --> 00:12:06,153
  5810. Hey.
  5811.  
  5812. 193
  5813. 00:12:11,924 --> 00:12:14,194
  5814. But what's your story?
  5815.  
  5816. 194
  5817. 00:12:15,361 --> 00:12:16,396
  5818. What do you mean?
  5819.  
  5820. 195
  5821. 00:12:18,899 --> 00:12:21,601
  5822. How did you
  5823. learn to sing like that?
  5824.  
  5825. 196
  5826. 00:12:23,636 --> 00:12:25,670
  5827. Self-taught, darling.
  5828.  
  5829. 197
  5830. 00:12:25,672 --> 00:12:29,009
  5831. I've been singing my whole life
  5832. ever since I was a little girl.
  5833.  
  5834. 198
  5835. 00:12:33,980 --> 00:12:37,051
  5836. So, how did you end up here?
  5837.  
  5838. 199
  5839. 00:12:38,350 --> 00:12:39,184
  5840. Mmh.
  5841.  
  5842. 200
  5843. 00:12:40,953 --> 00:12:42,619
  5844. Well, when I told
  5845. my father I wanted to be
  5846.  
  5847. 201
  5848. 00:12:42,621 --> 00:12:44,557
  5849. a singer,
  5850. he told me to get a real job.
  5851.  
  5852. 202
  5853. 00:12:46,359 --> 00:12:50,097
  5854. And when I told him I wanted to
  5855. give blowjobs, he fucking lost it.
  5856.  
  5857. 203
  5858. 00:12:51,298 --> 00:12:52,399
  5859. Kicked me out.
  5860.  
  5861. 204
  5862. 00:12:54,033 --> 00:12:55,333
  5863. The worst thing is he was right.
  5864.  
  5865. 205
  5866. 00:12:55,335 --> 00:12:56,903
  5867. There's no fucking money in it.
  5868.  
  5869. 206
  5870. 00:12:59,505 --> 00:13:01,074
  5871. This is the best gig in town.
  5872.  
  5873. 207
  5874. 00:13:03,543 --> 00:13:04,644
  5875. How old are you?
  5876.  
  5877. 208
  5878. 00:13:06,513 --> 00:13:07,947
  5879. Don't ask a lady her age.
  5880.  
  5881. 209
  5882. 00:13:11,650 --> 00:13:13,217
  5883. I'm 21.
  5884.  
  5885. 210
  5886. 00:13:13,219 --> 00:13:15,222
  5887. How old are you?
  5888.  
  5889. 211
  5890. 00:13:18,457 --> 00:13:21,191
  5891. - 74.
  5892. - Fuck it out.
  5893.  
  5894. 212
  5895. 00:13:21,193 --> 00:13:23,294
  5896. Shouldn't you be in an old
  5897. people's home or something?
  5898.  
  5899. 213
  5900. 00:13:23,296 --> 00:13:25,530
  5901. Listen, I don't piss
  5902. in my pants yet, you know.
  5903.  
  5904. 214
  5905. 00:13:25,532 --> 00:13:27,665
  5906. And when I eat,
  5907. I drool just a little.
  5908.  
  5909. 215
  5910. 00:13:27,667 --> 00:13:29,370
  5911. I mean, I can drive a car.
  5912.  
  5913. 216
  5914. 00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:33,403
  5915. - There's a lot of fight left in me still.
  5916. - Mmh.
  5917.  
  5918. 217
  5919. 00:13:33,405 --> 00:13:36,440
  5920. Well, you look good for
  5921. your age if that means anything.
  5922.  
  5923. 218
  5924. 00:13:36,442 --> 00:13:40,079
  5925. Mmh. Yeah, it does.
  5926. Thank you. Yeah.
  5927.  
  5928. 219
  5929. 00:13:41,246 --> 00:13:42,313
  5930. Hey. Hey.
  5931.  
  5932. 220
  5933. 00:13:42,315 --> 00:13:43,982
  5934. Who do we have there?
  5935.  
  5936. 221
  5937. 00:13:43,984 --> 00:13:45,349
  5938. A couple of fucking puffs?
  5939.  
  5940. 222
  5941. 00:13:45,351 --> 00:13:49,020
  5942. - Yeah. Come on. Let's go.
  5943. - Fucking faggots.
  5944.  
  5945. 223
  5946. 00:13:49,022 --> 00:13:50,555
  5947. It's not right.
  5948.  
  5949. 224
  5950. 00:13:50,557 --> 00:13:53,056
  5951. Alright. Fuck off.
  5952.  
  5953. 225
  5954. 00:13:53,058 --> 00:13:56,560
  5955. How are we gonna do it then?
  5956. One at a time or all at once?
  5957.  
  5958. 226
  5959. 00:13:56,562 --> 00:14:01,565
  5960. I mean I got quite a tight ass, but
  5961. probably about three inches between you.
  5962.  
  5963. 227
  5964. 00:14:01,567 --> 00:14:04,701
  5965. - Fuck you say?
  5966. - Well, that's why you're in this back alley, isn't it?
  5967.  
  5968. 228
  5969. 00:14:04,703 --> 00:14:06,036
  5970. To get in my back alley.
  5971.  
  5972. 229
  5973. 00:14:06,038 --> 00:14:08,308
  5974. Oh, fuck.
  5975.  
  5976. 230
  5977. 00:14:12,011 --> 00:14:15,079
  5978. Oh. Jeez.
  5979.  
  5980. 231
  5981. 00:14:15,081 --> 00:14:16,748
  5982. - What are you doing?
  5983. - Oh.
  5984.  
  5985. 232
  5986. 00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:17,717
  5987. Are you alright?
  5988.  
  5989. 233
  5990. 00:14:18,985 --> 00:14:21,651
  5991. I thought you said you still
  5992. had a bit of fight left in you.
  5993.  
  5994. 234
  5995. 00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:23,624
  5996. Oh.
  5997.  
  5998. 235
  5999. 00:14:27,027 --> 00:14:30,331
  6000. - - Ouw!
  6001. - Fucking moron, dickhead.
  6002.  
  6003. 236
  6004. 00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:35,666
  6005. Look what you've done!
  6006.  
  6007. 237
  6008. 00:14:35,668 --> 00:14:36,700
  6009. Fucking cowards.
  6010.  
  6011. 238
  6012. 00:14:36,702 --> 00:14:37,737
  6013. Fuck.
  6014.  
  6015. 239
  6016. 00:14:47,714 --> 00:14:50,180
  6017. You know, you didn't
  6018. have to put those back on.
  6019.  
  6020. 240
  6021. 00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:51,250
  6022. I can't give up, you
  6023. know.
  6024.  
  6025. 241
  6026. 00:14:54,421 --> 00:14:57,091
  6027. In hindsight, maybe we should've
  6028. gone back into the club.
  6029.  
  6030. 242
  6031. 00:14:57,823 --> 00:14:59,058
  6032. You think so?
  6033.  
  6034. 243
  6035. 00:15:00,059 --> 00:15:01,094
  6036. Yeah.
  6037.  
  6038. 244
  6039. 00:15:02,129 --> 00:15:04,298
  6040. I just hate hitting people
  6041. like that, you know.
  6042.  
  6043. 245
  6044. 00:15:06,099 --> 00:15:08,302
  6045. I haven't hit anybody
  6046. like that for 40 years.
  6047.  
  6048. 246
  6049. 00:15:09,369 --> 00:15:10,604
  6050. How did it make you feel?
  6051.  
  6052. 247
  6053. 00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:13,173
  6054. Good.
  6055.  
  6056. 248
  6057. 00:15:14,106 --> 00:15:15,442
  6058. Makes you feel alive, right?
  6059.  
  6060. 249
  6061. 00:15:17,376 --> 00:15:18,411
  6062. Briefly.
  6063.  
  6064. 250
  6065. 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:22,713
  6066. Do you want a coffee
  6067. or something?
  6068.  
  6069. 251
  6070. 00:15:22,715 --> 00:15:25,451
  6071. Mmh? No. No. No.
  6072. I'm fine, really.
  6073.  
  6074. 252
  6075. 00:15:34,293 --> 00:15:36,160
  6076. - Mmh?
  6077. - Could I borrow some money, please?
  6078.  
  6079. 253
  6080. 00:15:36,162 --> 00:15:38,329
  6081. I left my purse at the club.
  6082.  
  6083. 254
  6084. 00:15:38,331 --> 00:15:39,664
  6085. Yeah, yeah, of course.
  6086.  
  6087. 255
  6088. 00:15:41,768 --> 00:15:45,670
  6089. Please go to room number five.
  6090.  
  6091. 256
  6092. 00:15:45,672 --> 00:15:48,339
  6093. Look, there you go. It's alright
  6094.  
  6095. 257
  6096. 00:15:48,341 --> 00:15:50,576
  6097. Please go to room number five.
  6098.  
  6099. 258
  6100. 00:15:52,278 --> 00:15:53,377
  6101. Mr. Collins.
  6102.  
  6103. 259
  6104. 00:15:53,379 --> 00:15:54,845
  6105. He's here.
  6106.  
  6107. 260
  6108. 00:15:54,847 --> 00:15:57,180
  6109. The doctor will see you now.
  6110.  
  6111. 261
  6112. 00:15:57,182 --> 00:15:58,181
  6113. Thank you.
  6114.  
  6115. 262
  6116. 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:10,228
  6117. And so, do you, uh,
  6118.  
  6119. 263
  6120. 00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:11,595
  6121. do you want a lift anywhere?
  6122.  
  6123. 264
  6124. 00:16:11,597 --> 00:16:13,166
  6125. No, it's fine,
  6126. I have my car.
  6127.  
  6128. 265
  6129. 00:16:15,434 --> 00:16:19,439
  6130. Well, that was
  6131. one hell of a night.
  6132.  
  6133. 266
  6134. 00:16:20,706 --> 00:16:22,607
  6135. It was fun.
  6136.  
  6137. 267
  6138. 00:16:22,609 --> 00:16:24,445
  6139. I can
  6140. think of other words.
  6141.  
  6142. 268
  6143. 00:16:26,913 --> 00:16:29,313
  6144. Are you working tomorrow night?
  6145.  
  6146. 269
  6147. 00:16:29,315 --> 00:16:31,315
  6148. Well, as long
  6149. as I'm not fired, yes.
  6150.  
  6151. 270
  6152. 00:16:31,317 --> 00:16:32,782
  6153. Oh, don't worry about that.
  6154.  
  6155. 271
  6156. 00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:35,254
  6157. I'll clear it with Alex,
  6158. you'll be fine.
  6159.  
  6160. 272
  6161. 00:16:37,256 --> 00:16:40,525
  6162. Well, I suppose I'll
  6163. see you tomorrow then, Jackie.
  6164.  
  6165. 273
  6166. 00:16:40,527 --> 00:16:42,292
  6167. Yes, tomorrow.
  6168.  
  6169. 274
  6170. 00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:44,195
  6171. Thank you.
  6172.  
  6173. 275
  6174. 00:16:58,177 --> 00:16:59,779
  6175. Oh, fuck.
  6176.  
  6177. 276
  6178. 00:17:12,759 --> 00:17:14,458
  6179. Fuck me, what?
  6180.  
  6181. 277
  6182. 00:17:14,460 --> 00:17:15,596
  6183. Open, open it.
  6184.  
  6185. 278
  6186. 00:17:18,831 --> 00:17:22,266
  6187. - What the fuck are you doing?
  6188. - I'm sleeping in my car.
  6189.  
  6190. 279
  6191. 00:17:22,268 --> 00:17:25,603
  6192. - You are sleeping in your car.
  6193. - Yes.
  6194.  
  6195. 280
  6196. 00:17:25,605 --> 00:17:29,540
  6197. Oh, God. Look, get your things together.
  6198. Come on. Get out of there. Come with me.
  6199.  
  6200. 281
  6201. 00:17:29,542 --> 00:17:33,611
  6202. Come with me. Just get out of
  6203. the car and come with me.
  6204.  
  6205. 282
  6206. 00:17:33,613 --> 00:17:35,645
  6207. - Would you j... just get out of the car?
  6208. - Really?
  6209.  
  6210. 283
  6211. 00:17:35,647 --> 00:17:39,883
  6212. Really. You can't sleep in your
  6213. bloody car for God's... Come on.
  6214.  
  6215. 284
  6216. 00:17:39,885 --> 00:17:42,853
  6217. - You know, Jack...
  6218. - Just get your things, close the boot.
  6219.  
  6220. 285
  6221. 00:17:42,855 --> 00:17:44,854
  6222. Get with me. Come on.
  6223.  
  6224. 286
  6225. 00:18:17,490 --> 00:18:21,258
  6226. Thank you so much for this, Jackie. I promise
  6227. it's only one night. Just one night.
  6228.  
  6229. 287
  6230. 00:18:21,260 --> 00:18:25,298
  6231. No, listen. No, you can stay here
  6232. until you get somewhere permanent.
  6233.  
  6234. 288
  6235. 00:18:26,031 --> 00:18:29,600
  6236. - Really?
  6237. - Yeah, fine. No, listen, you'll be very comfortable here.
  6238.  
  6239. 289
  6240. 00:18:29,602 --> 00:18:33,004
  6241. Oh. What? Ooh.
  6242.  
  6243. 290
  6244. 00:18:33,006 --> 00:18:35,573
  6245. Great, fine.
  6246. That's... No, thank you.
  6247.  
  6248. 291
  6249. 00:18:35,575 --> 00:18:38,575
  6250. That's lovely. Look, you...
  6251. You know, sleep well.
  6252.  
  6253. 292
  6254. 00:18:38,577 --> 00:18:39,643
  6255. See you in the morning. Okay?
  6256.  
  6257. 293
  6258. 00:18:39,645 --> 00:18:41,511
  6259. - Okay.
  6260. - I see.
  6261.  
  6262. 294
  6263. 00:18:41,513 --> 00:18:42,548
  6264. Thank you.
  6265.  
  6266. 295
  6267. 00:19:04,304 --> 00:19:05,902
  6268. Fuck!
  6269.  
  6270. 296
  6271. 00:19:05,904 --> 00:19:07,240
  6272. Mm-hmm.
  6273.  
  6274. 297
  6275. 00:19:15,981 --> 00:19:18,815
  6276. Oh, what the fuck.
  6277.  
  6278. 298
  6279. 00:19:27,693 --> 00:19:28,795
  6280. Oh, shit.
  6281.  
  6282. 299
  6283. 00:19:32,632 --> 00:19:34,731
  6284. What the fuck are you doing?
  6285.  
  6286. 300
  6287. 00:19:34,733 --> 00:19:37,034
  6288. - You scared me.
  6289. - Oh, I'm sorry.
  6290.  
  6291. 301
  6292. 00:19:37,036 --> 00:19:41,538
  6293. Look, please, please, would you
  6294. turn the music down a little?
  6295.  
  6296. 302
  6297. 00:19:41,540 --> 00:19:43,507
  6298. - I'm sorry.
  6299. - Thank you.
  6300.  
  6301. 303
  6302. 00:19:43,509 --> 00:19:44,941
  6303. Now, can you please sit down?
  6304.  
  6305. 304
  6306. 00:19:44,943 --> 00:19:46,544
  6307. I've made you breakfast.
  6308.  
  6309. 305
  6310. 00:19:46,546 --> 00:19:47,844
  6311. You made me breakfast.
  6312.  
  6313. 306
  6314. 00:19:47,846 --> 00:19:48,914
  6315. Yes, take a seat.
  6316.  
  6317. 307
  6318. 00:19:49,848 --> 00:19:52,051
  6319. Oh, thank you very much.
  6320.  
  6321. 308
  6322. 00:19:53,486 --> 00:19:56,086
  6323. Who's the girl
  6324. in all the pictures?
  6325.  
  6326. 309
  6327. 00:19:56,088 --> 00:19:59,525
  6328. It's, um, it's my daughter.
  6329.  
  6330. 310
  6331. 00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:02,526
  6332. - Daughter?
  6333. - Mm-hmm.
  6334.  
  6335. 311
  6336. 00:20:02,528 --> 00:20:03,561
  6337. What's her name?
  6338.  
  6339. 312
  6340. 00:20:03,563 --> 00:20:04,795
  6341. Her name's Lily.
  6342.  
  6343. 313
  6344. 00:20:04,797 --> 00:20:06,432
  6345. So you're not one of us, then?
  6346.  
  6347. 314
  6348. 00:20:07,599 --> 00:20:11,000
  6349. What do you mean one of us? Hmm?
  6350.  
  6351. 315
  6352. 00:20:11,002 --> 00:20:12,405
  6353. The gays, darling.
  6354.  
  6355. 316
  6356. 00:20:13,573 --> 00:20:17,374
  6357. - No, I'm not a gay.
  6358. - Fuck off.
  6359.  
  6360. 317
  6361. 00:20:17,376 --> 00:20:19,512
  6362. No, it's true.
  6363. But I tell you one thing, right?
  6364.  
  6365. 318
  6366. 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:25,485
  6367. I-I do like dressing as a woman,
  6368. but I also like being with women.
  6369.  
  6370. 319
  6371. 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,757
  6372. Do you dress like a woman
  6373. outside of the club?
  6374.  
  6375. 320
  6376. 00:20:32,090 --> 00:20:33,757
  6377. Hm.
  6378.  
  6379. 321
  6380. 00:20:33,759 --> 00:20:35,328
  6381. Sort of as often as I can.
  6382.  
  6383. 322
  6384. 00:20:36,828 --> 00:20:39,365
  6385. Well, there's plenty of
  6386. time to turn you, darling.
  6387.  
  6388. 323
  6389. 00:20:40,866 --> 00:20:45,438
  6390. - What about you?
  6391. - I don't think that what's between my legs defines me.
  6392.  
  6393. 324
  6394. 00:20:46,172 --> 00:20:49,507
  6395. I'd prefer not
  6396. to be stuck in a box.
  6397.  
  6398. 325
  6399. 00:20:49,509 --> 00:20:50,673
  6400. Hm.
  6401.  
  6402. 326
  6403. 00:20:50,675 --> 00:20:52,610
  6404. - Stereotyped.
  6405. - Mm-hmm.
  6406.  
  6407. 327
  6408. 00:20:52,612 --> 00:20:55,112
  6409. - I'm not a guy. I'm not a girl.
  6410. - Hm.
  6411.  
  6412. 328
  6413. 00:20:55,114 --> 00:20:56,046
  6414. I'm an individual.
  6415.  
  6416. 329
  6417. 00:20:56,048 --> 00:20:57,414
  6418. I'm Faith.
  6419.  
  6420. 330
  6421. 00:20:57,416 --> 00:20:58,451
  6422. Yeah, fine.
  6423.  
  6424. 331
  6425. 00:21:00,819 --> 00:21:02,121
  6426. Where in the world is Lily?
  6427.  
  6428. 332
  6429. 00:21:03,588 --> 00:21:09,528
  6430. I, um, I don't know.
  6431.  
  6432. 333
  6433. 00:21:11,497 --> 00:21:16,068
  6434. We, um... haven't
  6435. spoken for 10 years.
  6436.  
  6437. 334
  6438. 00:21:20,506 --> 00:21:21,541
  6439. Why?
  6440.  
  6441. 335
  6442. 00:21:22,808 --> 00:21:24,043
  6443. We had an argument.
  6444.  
  6445. 336
  6446. 00:21:25,076 --> 00:21:26,113
  6447. Because?
  6448.  
  6449. 337
  6450. 00:21:27,613 --> 00:21:28,882
  6451. Because I wouldn't go
  6452.  
  6453. 338
  6454. 00:21:30,082 --> 00:21:31,518
  6455. to her mother's funeral.
  6456.  
  6457. 339
  6458. 00:21:33,685 --> 00:21:35,585
  6459. Why?
  6460.  
  6461. 340
  6462. 00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:40,493
  6463. Well...
  6464.  
  6465. 341
  6466. 00:21:42,228 --> 00:21:45,132
  6467. When my wife was dying,
  6468.  
  6469. 342
  6470. 00:21:46,665 --> 00:21:48,132
  6471. she told me not to be there.
  6472.  
  6473. 343
  6474. 00:21:48,134 --> 00:21:50,668
  6475. - She said that?
  6476. - Yeah, she did.
  6477.  
  6478. 344
  6479. 00:21:50,670 --> 00:21:53,606
  6480. Because you enjoyed...
  6481. you liked to dress as a woman?
  6482.  
  6483. 345
  6484. 00:21:56,576 --> 00:21:57,844
  6485. Daughter never forgave me.
  6486.  
  6487. 346
  6488. 00:22:00,913 --> 00:22:01,948
  6489. Jackie?
  6490.  
  6491. 347
  6492. 00:22:05,183 --> 00:22:06,950
  6493. What the fuck are you doing?
  6494.  
  6495. 348
  6496. 00:22:06,952 --> 00:22:08,251
  6497. What do you think I'm doing?
  6498.  
  6499. 349
  6500. 00:22:08,253 --> 00:22:11,087
  6501. I'm praying to the East.
  6502.  
  6503. 350
  6504. 00:22:11,089 --> 00:22:14,624
  6505. Do you know how many different people's
  6506. piss is on that floor? Disgusting.
  6507.  
  6508. 351
  6509. 00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:16,759
  6510. I do now. Thank you.
  6511.  
  6512. 352
  6513. 00:22:16,761 --> 00:22:18,761
  6514. - Can I see you in my office two secs?
  6515. - Why? What's wrong?
  6516.  
  6517. 353
  6518. 00:22:18,763 --> 00:22:20,130
  6519. Just two secs, two secs.
  6520.  
  6521. 354
  6522. 00:22:20,132 --> 00:22:22,533
  6523. Alright.
  6524.  
  6525. 355
  6526. 00:22:22,535 --> 00:22:24,901
  6527. - Fuck!
  6528. - Do you want a drink?
  6529.  
  6530. 356
  6531. 00:22:24,903 --> 00:22:26,937
  6532. Why the fuck not?
  6533.  
  6534. 357
  6535. 00:22:26,939 --> 00:22:27,974
  6536. Alright.
  6537.  
  6538. 358
  6539. 00:22:29,875 --> 00:22:31,275
  6540. Here.
  6541.  
  6542. 359
  6543. 00:22:31,277 --> 00:22:32,511
  6544. Thanks.
  6545.  
  6546. 360
  6547. 00:22:34,079 --> 00:22:37,815
  6548. So, um,
  6549. so the kid's moved in with you?
  6550.  
  6551. 361
  6552. 00:22:37,817 --> 00:22:40,284
  6553. Yes. Just for a little
  6554. while until he gets settled in.
  6555.  
  6556. 362
  6557. 00:22:40,286 --> 00:22:42,719
  6558. You think that's
  6559. a good idea, do you?
  6560.  
  6561. 363
  6562. 00:22:42,721 --> 00:22:43,653
  6563. What do you mean?
  6564.  
  6565. 364
  6566. 00:22:43,655 --> 00:22:44,988
  6567. What do I mean?
  6568.  
  6569. 365
  6570. 00:22:44,990 --> 00:22:46,155
  6571. I mean the kid's only
  6572.  
  6573. 366
  6574. 00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:48,057
  6575. 21 years old, for fuck's sake.
  6576.  
  6577. 367
  6578. 00:22:48,059 --> 00:22:49,692
  6579. I'm a little confused.
  6580.  
  6581. 368
  6582. 00:22:49,694 --> 00:22:52,228
  6583. What are you-
  6584. what are you accusing me of?
  6585.  
  6586. 369
  6587. 00:22:52,230 --> 00:22:55,533
  6588. I just don't think it's
  6589. a very good idea. That's all.
  6590.  
  6591. 370
  6592. 00:22:55,535 --> 00:22:58,134
  6593. What? Because you think that I want to
  6594. fuck him? Is that what you're saying?
  6595.  
  6596. 371
  6597. 00:22:58,136 --> 00:23:01,805
  6598. - Hey. That's not what I said.
  6599. - Oh, no, because you don't have the balls
  6600.  
  6601. 372
  6602. 00:23:01,807 --> 00:23:04,542
  6603. - to say it to my face.
  6604. - Listen, we're just-
  6605.  
  6606. 373
  6607. 00:23:04,544 --> 00:23:07,113
  6608. - talking here, alright?
  6609. - I am not gay.
  6610.  
  6611. 374
  6612. 00:23:11,817 --> 00:23:13,752
  6613. - You're not?
  6614. - No, I am not.
  6615.  
  6616. 375
  6617. 00:23:15,820 --> 00:23:21,057
  6618. - Well... Well, I just assumed.
  6619. - Oh, yes, you assumed.
  6620.  
  6621. 376
  6622. 00:23:21,059 --> 00:23:23,160
  6623. Just because
  6624. I like wearing dresses,
  6625.  
  6626. 377
  6627. 00:23:23,162 --> 00:23:25,062
  6628. I must like sucking cock.
  6629.  
  6630. 378
  6631. 00:23:25,064 --> 00:23:26,896
  6632. Is that it?
  6633.  
  6634. 379
  6635. 00:23:26,898 --> 00:23:29,168
  6636. Well, yeah.
  6637.  
  6638. 380
  6639. 00:23:30,303 --> 00:23:31,538
  6640. Kind of.
  6641.  
  6642. 381
  6643. 00:23:32,571 --> 00:23:36,140
  6644. Look, the kid has
  6645. got nowhere to live.
  6646.  
  6647. 382
  6648. 00:23:36,142 --> 00:23:38,976
  6649. Do you know how
  6650. fucking scary that must be?
  6651.  
  6652. 383
  6653. 00:23:38,978 --> 00:23:41,946
  6654. I know. Wait, hey. Would you?
  6655. Hey, he can stay with you.
  6656.  
  6657. 384
  6658. 00:23:41,948 --> 00:23:44,315
  6659. - Would you like that?
  6660. - Listen, no. It's fine.
  6661.  
  6662. 385
  6663. 00:23:44,317 --> 00:23:47,617
  6664. I think... I think you're
  6665. doing a-a good job.
  6666.  
  6667. 386
  6668. 00:23:47,619 --> 00:23:50,189
  6669. Thanks for the fucking drink.
  6670.  
  6671. 387
  6672. 00:23:58,864 --> 00:24:02,632
  6673. We live in an age where there's
  6674. brand new gender issues, isn't there?
  6675.  
  6676. 388
  6677. 00:24:02,634 --> 00:24:04,301
  6678. And there's a lot
  6679. of genders going on
  6680.  
  6681. 389
  6682. 00:24:04,303 --> 00:24:06,069
  6683. and some people
  6684. get a little bit confused.
  6685.  
  6686. 390
  6687. 00:24:06,071 --> 00:24:08,605
  6688. For instance,
  6689. I know a guy, alright,
  6690.  
  6691. 391
  6692. 00:24:08,607 --> 00:24:11,107
  6693. who used to be a guy
  6694. and she's now a girl.
  6695.  
  6696. 392
  6697. 00:24:11,109 --> 00:24:15,746
  6698. And now that she's a girl, she's a
  6699. lesbian, and some people might say,
  6700.  
  6701. 393
  6702. 00:24:15,748 --> 00:24:17,914
  6703. "I don't get that."
  6704. You know what?
  6705.  
  6706. 394
  6707. 00:24:17,916 --> 00:24:21,384
  6708. I don't get that, but maybe it's
  6709. not for me to get, right?
  6710.  
  6711. 395
  6712. 00:24:21,386 --> 00:24:23,386
  6713. Maybe it's just not
  6714. for me to understand.
  6715.  
  6716. 396
  6717. 00:24:23,388 --> 00:24:26,856
  6718. But at the same, I reckon
  6719. give me a couple of years,
  6720.  
  6721. 397
  6722. 00:24:26,858 --> 00:24:29,626
  6723. and slowly but surely,
  6724. all the names
  6725.  
  6726. 398
  6727. 00:24:29,628 --> 00:24:32,363
  6728. for gender will
  6729. permeate my consciousness.
  6730.  
  6731. 399
  6732. 00:24:32,365 --> 00:24:34,632
  6733. But in the meantime,
  6734. can everyone else
  6735.  
  6736. 400
  6737. 00:24:34,634 --> 00:24:36,333
  6738. just calm the fuck down
  6739.  
  6740. 401
  6741. 00:24:36,335 --> 00:24:38,168
  6742. if I accidentally say trannie?
  6743.  
  6744. 402
  6745. 00:24:40,306 --> 00:24:41,971
  6746. Anyway, ladies and gentlemen,
  6747.  
  6748. 403
  6749. 00:24:41,973 --> 00:24:44,240
  6750. now for the main event
  6751. of the evening.
  6752.  
  6753. 404
  6754. 00:24:44,242 --> 00:24:46,809
  6755. Please stand your feet,
  6756. clap your hands,
  6757.  
  6758. 405
  6759. 00:24:46,811 --> 00:24:49,412
  6760. and welcome
  6761. all the way to the microphone.
  6762.  
  6763. 406
  6764. 00:24:49,414 --> 00:24:55,052
  6765. It's Jackie!
  6766.  
  6767. 407
  6768. 00:24:58,958 --> 00:25:02,062
  6769. Do you know what
  6770. a man's balanced diet is?
  6771.  
  6772. 408
  6773. 00:25:03,128 --> 00:25:04,862
  6774. A beer bottle in each hand.
  6775.  
  6776. 409
  6777. 00:25:05,998 --> 00:25:08,032
  6778. A man went into a candy shop,
  6779.  
  6780. 410
  6781. 00:25:08,034 --> 00:25:09,866
  6782. had to buy some condoms,
  6783.  
  6784. 411
  6785. 00:25:09,868 --> 00:25:11,000
  6786. and the cashier said,
  6787.  
  6788. 412
  6789. 00:25:11,002 --> 00:25:12,769
  6790. "Um, do you want a bag?"
  6791.  
  6792. 413
  6793. 00:25:12,771 --> 00:25:14,705
  6794. He said, "She's not that ugly."
  6795.  
  6796. 414
  6797. 00:25:16,008 --> 00:25:19,776
  6798. I do
  6799. love a dirty audience.
  6800.  
  6801. 415
  6802. 00:25:19,778 --> 00:25:22,345
  6803. Do you know
  6804. the difference between a hooker
  6805.  
  6806. 416
  6807. 00:25:22,347 --> 00:25:25,215
  6808. and-and-and
  6809. a drug dealer?
  6810.  
  6811. 417
  6812. 00:25:25,217 --> 00:25:28,384
  6813. Well,
  6814. a hooker can wash her crack
  6815.  
  6816. 418
  6817. 00:25:28,386 --> 00:25:29,385
  6818. and resell it.
  6819.  
  6820. 419
  6821. 00:25:31,723 --> 00:25:34,190
  6822. Oh, dear, oh dear. I'm so sorry.
  6823.  
  6824. 420
  6825. 00:25:34,192 --> 00:25:37,361
  6826. My boyfriend was so rough
  6827. with me last night.
  6828.  
  6829. 421
  6830. 00:25:38,864 --> 00:25:41,297
  6831. Do you know what the saggy boob
  6832.  
  6833. 422
  6834. 00:25:41,299 --> 00:25:44,735
  6835. said to the other saggy boob?
  6836.  
  6837. 423
  6838. 00:25:44,737 --> 00:25:46,103
  6839. If we don't get some support,
  6840.  
  6841. 424
  6842. 00:25:46,105 --> 00:25:47,738
  6843. people would think we're nuts.
  6844.  
  6845. 425
  6846. 00:25:54,180 --> 00:25:58,148
  6847. So, let me get this straight.
  6848. You haven't taken any of your pills?
  6849.  
  6850. 426
  6851. 00:25:58,150 --> 00:26:00,484
  6852. - No, I haven't taken any of my pills.
  6853. - Because you dropped them?
  6854.  
  6855. 427
  6856. 00:26:00,486 --> 00:26:03,187
  6857. - Yes, because I dropped them.
  6858. - In urine?
  6859.  
  6860. 428
  6861. 00:26:03,189 --> 00:26:05,091
  6862. Yes, I dropped
  6863. them in the urine.
  6864.  
  6865. 429
  6866. 00:26:06,125 --> 00:26:08,926
  6867. You know,
  6868. this isn't a joke, Mr. Collins.
  6869.  
  6870. 430
  6871. 00:26:08,928 --> 00:26:11,094
  6872. Those pills are
  6873. meant to ease your pain.
  6874.  
  6875. 431
  6876. 00:26:11,096 --> 00:26:13,229
  6877. You need to take them every day.
  6878.  
  6879. 432
  6880. 00:26:13,231 --> 00:26:15,833
  6881. You know,
  6882. last night can't happen again.
  6883.  
  6884. 433
  6885. 00:26:15,835 --> 00:26:19,469
  6886. Yeah, fine. Look, doc, just, you know,
  6887. write me another prescription for the pills
  6888.  
  6889. 434
  6890. 00:26:19,471 --> 00:26:21,074
  6891. and I'll-I'll be on my way.
  6892.  
  6893. 435
  6894. 00:26:23,108 --> 00:26:28,010
  6895. - So, you collapsed on stage?
  6896. - Yes, I collapsed on stage.
  6897.  
  6898. 436
  6899. 00:26:28,012 --> 00:26:30,780
  6900. - Was it hot on the stage?
  6901. - What... Of course, it was hot on stage.
  6902.  
  6903. 437
  6904. 00:26:30,782 --> 00:26:34,183
  6905. I mean, they've got lights and the
  6906. air conditioning hasn't worked since,
  6907.  
  6908. 438
  6909. 00:26:34,185 --> 00:26:36,286
  6910. I don't know, mid-90s.
  6911.  
  6912. 439
  6913. 00:26:36,288 --> 00:26:39,757
  6914. Look. I think you might
  6915. want to think about
  6916.  
  6917. 440
  6918. 00:26:39,759 --> 00:26:40,993
  6919. taking a back step.
  6920.  
  6921. 441
  6922. 00:26:42,193 --> 00:26:45,929
  6923. You mean giving up performing?
  6924.  
  6925. 442
  6926. 00:26:45,931 --> 00:26:47,230
  6927. It's not helping you.
  6928.  
  6929. 443
  6930. 00:26:47,232 --> 00:26:48,934
  6931. The stress, the conditions.
  6932.  
  6933. 444
  6934. 00:26:49,969 --> 00:26:53,402
  6935. At your age, you should be
  6936. living a more relaxed life.
  6937.  
  6938. 445
  6939. 00:26:53,404 --> 00:26:58,208
  6940. A more relaxed life? I'm dying,
  6941. for fuck's sake. How relaxed can you be?
  6942.  
  6943. 446
  6944. 00:26:58,210 --> 00:27:00,878
  6945. - I mean that's what's happening to me, isn't, it doctor?
  6946. - Yes.
  6947.  
  6948. 447
  6949. 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:04,847
  6950. And there's absolutely nothing you can do
  6951. about it. I mean, with all of your expertise
  6952.  
  6953. 448
  6954. 00:27:04,849 --> 00:27:07,985
  6955. and all the millions of pounds
  6956. they put in cancer research.
  6957.  
  6958. 449
  6959. 00:27:07,987 --> 00:27:11,087
  6960. I mean, none of that's
  6961. gonna stop me from dying, right?
  6962.  
  6963. 450
  6964. 00:27:11,089 --> 00:27:15,793
  6965. - Yes, that's correct.
  6966. - So, if I'm dying and there's nothing anyone can do about it,
  6967.  
  6968. 451
  6969. 00:27:15,795 --> 00:27:19,062
  6970. I mean, you know, why should I
  6971. give up doing what I love?
  6972.  
  6973. 452
  6974. 00:27:19,064 --> 00:27:21,131
  6975. I mean, what is that
  6976. gonna do for me, doctor?
  6977.  
  6978. 453
  6979. 00:27:21,133 --> 00:27:23,333
  6980. Would it give me,
  6981. uh, one extra week,
  6982.  
  6983. 454
  6984. 00:27:23,335 --> 00:27:26,569
  6985. two extra weeks?
  6986. I mean, fucking wonderful.
  6987.  
  6988. 455
  6989. 00:27:26,571 --> 00:27:28,971
  6990. Dying is shit.
  6991. Did you know that?
  6992.  
  6993. 456
  6994. 00:27:28,973 --> 00:27:32,074
  6995. It is...
  6996. It fucking sucks, doctor.
  6997.  
  6998. 457
  6999. 00:27:32,076 --> 00:27:34,844
  7000. And look, if nothing
  7001. anybody can do about it
  7002.  
  7003. 458
  7004. 00:27:34,846 --> 00:27:36,313
  7005. and I'm going to die, right,
  7006.  
  7007. 459
  7008. 00:27:36,315 --> 00:27:38,047
  7009. well, I'm going to make certain
  7010.  
  7011. 460
  7012. 00:27:38,049 --> 00:27:41,450
  7013. that I'm going to
  7014. enjoy the last few weeks
  7015.  
  7016. 461
  7017. 00:27:41,452 --> 00:27:45,521
  7018. before leaving
  7019. this shitty, fucking planet.
  7020.  
  7021. 462
  7022. 00:27:45,523 --> 00:27:47,760
  7023. Is that alright
  7024. with you, doctor?
  7025.  
  7026. 463
  7027. 00:27:49,228 --> 00:27:50,960
  7028. Yes. That's okay.
  7029.  
  7030. 464
  7031. 00:27:50,962 --> 00:27:52,331
  7032. Good.
  7033.  
  7034. 465
  7035. 00:27:53,566 --> 00:27:54,768
  7036. Is he okay?
  7037.  
  7038. 466
  7039. 00:27:55,901 --> 00:27:57,334
  7040. Oh, yes. He'll be fine.
  7041.  
  7042. 467
  7043. 00:27:57,336 --> 00:27:58,401
  7044. He'll be fine.
  7045.  
  7046. 468
  7047. 00:28:01,906 --> 00:28:06,043
  7048. - Here, why don't you have a drink of whisky.
  7049. - No, thanks.
  7050.  
  7051. 469
  7052. 00:28:06,045 --> 00:28:09,179
  7053. Oh, come on.
  7054. It'll make a man of you.
  7055.  
  7056. 470
  7057. 00:28:09,181 --> 00:28:12,082
  7058. Okay, darling, I don't need
  7059. to be made a man of, but I'll try.
  7060.  
  7061. 471
  7062. 00:28:12,084 --> 00:28:13,182
  7063. Okay.
  7064.  
  7065. 472
  7066. 00:28:13,184 --> 00:28:14,220
  7067. Here you go.
  7068.  
  7069. 473
  7070. 00:28:15,253 --> 00:28:16,288
  7071. Drink up.
  7072.  
  7073. 474
  7074. 00:28:17,589 --> 00:28:18,521
  7075. Mm.
  7076.  
  7077. 475
  7078. 00:28:20,625 --> 00:28:22,127
  7079. I took you for a swallower.
  7080.  
  7081. 476
  7082. 00:28:23,496 --> 00:28:26,395
  7083. - How can you make jokes at a time like this?
  7084. - What do you mean?
  7085.  
  7086. 477
  7087. 00:28:26,397 --> 00:28:28,532
  7088. Well, look, you don't
  7089. even look like you give a shit.
  7090.  
  7091. 478
  7092. 00:28:28,534 --> 00:28:30,433
  7093. I know what
  7094. my face is looking like,
  7095.  
  7096. 479
  7097. 00:28:30,435 --> 00:28:33,135
  7098. but of course I give a shit,
  7099. of course I give a shit.
  7100.  
  7101. 480
  7102. 00:28:33,137 --> 00:28:34,872
  7103. I mean, who...
  7104. I don't want to die.
  7105.  
  7106. 481
  7107. 00:28:34,874 --> 00:28:39,042
  7108. Who the fuck wants
  7109. to die, eh? Hm?
  7110.  
  7111. 482
  7112. 00:28:39,044 --> 00:28:42,112
  7113. Well, look, they cure cancer all the
  7114. time, maybe they can still do something.
  7115.  
  7116. 483
  7117. 00:28:42,114 --> 00:28:43,479
  7118. Well, if they catch it
  7119. early enough.
  7120.  
  7121. 484
  7122. 00:28:43,481 --> 00:28:44,517
  7123. Have they?
  7124.  
  7125. 485
  7126. 00:28:46,018 --> 00:28:47,187
  7127. No, they never did.
  7128.  
  7129. 486
  7130. 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:50,355
  7131. What do we do now?
  7132.  
  7133. 487
  7134. 00:28:52,057 --> 00:28:53,590
  7135. Get pissed.
  7136.  
  7137. 488
  7138. 00:28:53,592 --> 00:28:55,926
  7139. Hm.
  7140.  
  7141. 489
  7142. 00:28:55,928 --> 00:28:58,264
  7143. - Got a bit on the chin there.
  7144. - Yeah, I know.
  7145.  
  7146. 490
  7147. 00:28:59,330 --> 00:29:02,332
  7148. - What about your daughter?
  7149. - What about her?
  7150.  
  7151. 491
  7152. 00:29:02,334 --> 00:29:06,169
  7153. Well, you're gonna have to
  7154. tell her that you're dying.
  7155.  
  7156. 492
  7157. 00:29:06,171 --> 00:29:09,171
  7158. Tell my daughter, who hates me,
  7159.  
  7160. 493
  7161. 00:29:09,173 --> 00:29:10,207
  7162. that I'm gonna die?
  7163.  
  7164. 494
  7165. 00:29:10,209 --> 00:29:11,307
  7166. Yes, absolutely.
  7167.  
  7168. 495
  7169. 00:29:13,945 --> 00:29:15,881
  7170. I wouldn't even
  7171. know where to find her.
  7172.  
  7173. 496
  7174. 00:29:16,615 --> 00:29:18,448
  7175. Facebook.
  7176.  
  7177. 497
  7178. 00:29:18,450 --> 00:29:20,854
  7179. What the fuck is Facebook?
  7180.  
  7181. 498
  7182. 00:29:37,269 --> 00:29:41,071
  7183. - Is this the first laptop ever invented?
  7184. - I bought it in a boot sale.
  7185.  
  7186. 499
  7187. 00:29:41,073 --> 00:29:43,006
  7188. - You bought a laptop at a car boot sale?
  7189. - I bought it in a boot sale.
  7190.  
  7191. 500
  7192. 00:29:43,008 --> 00:29:47,443
  7193. - Does it even have the Internet?
  7194. - What's the Internet? Come on.
  7195.  
  7196. 501
  7197. 00:29:47,445 --> 00:29:49,680
  7198. 'Course I know what
  7199. the fucking Internet is.
  7200.  
  7201. 502
  7202. 00:29:49,682 --> 00:29:52,582
  7203. I mean, where's your sense of humor?
  7204. I'm the one who's dying.
  7205.  
  7206. 503
  7207. 00:29:52,584 --> 00:29:54,684
  7208. I'm not a
  7209. fucking caveman, you know.
  7210.  
  7211. 504
  7212. 00:29:54,686 --> 00:29:57,586
  7213. - Coming from the man who didn't know what Facebook is.
  7214. - Mm-hmm.
  7215.  
  7216. 505
  7217. 00:29:57,588 --> 00:29:59,655
  7218. Now, let me set
  7219. this profile up for you.
  7220.  
  7221. 506
  7222. 00:29:59,657 --> 00:30:01,458
  7223. - Do you want to set one up?
  7224. - Well, wh... why?
  7225.  
  7226. 507
  7227. 00:30:01,460 --> 00:30:03,196
  7228. I'm gonna be dead in a month.
  7229.  
  7230. 508
  7231. 00:30:05,663 --> 00:30:08,030
  7232. - Do you have to be so fucking blunt about it?
  7233. - I'm sorry. I really...
  7234.  
  7235. 509
  7236. 00:30:08,032 --> 00:30:09,399
  7237. You're not
  7238. gonna cry again, are you?
  7239.  
  7240. 510
  7241. 00:30:09,401 --> 00:30:11,234
  7242. Well, no. I'm just
  7243. a very emotional person.
  7244.  
  7245. 511
  7246. 00:30:11,236 --> 00:30:12,501
  7247. Okay, fine. Now, tell me,
  7248.  
  7249. 512
  7250. 00:30:12,503 --> 00:30:15,271
  7251. How... how do I find my daughter?
  7252.  
  7253. 513
  7254. 00:30:15,273 --> 00:30:16,440
  7255. What's her name?
  7256.  
  7257. 514
  7258. 00:30:16,442 --> 00:30:17,543
  7259. Lily Collins.
  7260.  
  7261. 515
  7262. 00:30:19,678 --> 00:30:22,045
  7263. Wait, so that means
  7264. that you're Jackie Collins?
  7265.  
  7266. 516
  7267. 00:30:22,047 --> 00:30:24,581
  7268. No, I'm Jack Collins.
  7269. Jack, well, you know...
  7270.  
  7271. 517
  7272. 00:30:24,583 --> 00:30:26,048
  7273. How am I only just
  7274. finding that out now?
  7275.  
  7276. 518
  7277. 00:30:26,050 --> 00:30:27,183
  7278. You've never asked me before.
  7279.  
  7280. 519
  7281. 00:30:27,185 --> 00:30:28,986
  7282. - Jack Collins.
  7283. - Jack.
  7284.  
  7285. 520
  7286. 00:30:28,988 --> 00:30:31,555
  7287. - Jack Collins.
  7288. - Jack. J-A-C-K.
  7289.  
  7290. 521
  7291. 00:30:31,557 --> 00:30:33,123
  7292. - Okay.
  7293. - Right.
  7294.  
  7295. 522
  7296. 00:30:33,125 --> 00:30:35,057
  7297. - Is this her?
  7298. - No, that's not her.
  7299.  
  7300. 523
  7301. 00:30:35,059 --> 00:30:36,258
  7302. There's quite a few left.
  7303.  
  7304. 524
  7305. 00:30:36,260 --> 00:30:37,594
  7306. No, no, I'm fine. Next.
  7307.  
  7308. 525
  7309. 00:30:37,596 --> 00:30:39,129
  7310. No, no, that's not her.
  7311.  
  7312. 526
  7313. 00:30:39,131 --> 00:30:40,934
  7314. No, whoa...
  7315.  
  7316. 527
  7317. 00:30:42,468 --> 00:30:43,503
  7318. Is it...
  7319.  
  7320. 528
  7321. 00:30:44,769 --> 00:30:46,105
  7322. That's my little girl.
  7323.  
  7324. 529
  7325. 00:30:50,174 --> 00:30:52,008
  7326. Should we send her
  7327. a message, then?
  7328.  
  7329. 530
  7330. 00:30:52,010 --> 00:30:53,442
  7331. An email perhaps,
  7332. you have email, right?
  7333.  
  7334. 531
  7335. 00:30:53,444 --> 00:30:55,545
  7336. I've got email,
  7337. yeah, I've got email.
  7338.  
  7339. 532
  7340. 00:30:55,547 --> 00:30:58,715
  7341. But tell me, a message.
  7342. But what... what...
  7343.  
  7344. 533
  7345. 00:30:58,717 --> 00:31:02,585
  7346. - I mean, what am I gonna say?
  7347. - Well, just invite her for a coffee or something.
  7348.  
  7349. 534
  7350. 00:31:02,587 --> 00:31:06,023
  7351. The last time I invited her for a cup of coffee,
  7352. she said she never wanted to see me again.
  7353.  
  7354. 535
  7355. 00:31:06,025 --> 00:31:08,725
  7356. - Yeah, because she was angry. You just apologize.
  7357. - Apologize?
  7358.  
  7359. 536
  7360. 00:31:08,727 --> 00:31:11,394
  7361. What do you mean apologize? It's
  7362. not gonna be easy just saying,
  7363.  
  7364. 537
  7365. 00:31:11,396 --> 00:31:14,264
  7366. "Oh, girl, I'm sorry." You know,
  7367. it's not gonna be that easy.
  7368.  
  7369. 538
  7370. 00:31:14,266 --> 00:31:16,432
  7371. Yeah, well, get on your hands
  7372. and knees and beg, Jackie.
  7373.  
  7374. 539
  7375. 00:31:16,434 --> 00:31:18,267
  7376. - This is your daughter we're talking about.
  7377. - Alright.
  7378.  
  7379. 540
  7380. 00:31:18,269 --> 00:31:19,736
  7381. - Alright?
  7382. - Yes. Okay.
  7383.  
  7384. 541
  7385. 00:31:19,738 --> 00:31:21,270
  7386. I've got to go to
  7387. the little girls room.
  7388.  
  7389. 542
  7390. 00:31:21,272 --> 00:31:22,572
  7391. - Okay, it's fine.
  7392. - I expect you to have
  7393.  
  7394. 543
  7395. 00:31:22,574 --> 00:31:25,508
  7396. - a full message written.
  7397. - I'm gonna do it.
  7398.  
  7399. 544
  7400. 00:31:25,510 --> 00:31:26,445
  7401. I'm going to do it.
  7402.  
  7403. 545
  7404. 00:31:28,047 --> 00:31:31,384
  7405. - Do it.
  7406. - I'm doing it. Can't you see I'm doing it?
  7407.  
  7408. 546
  7409. 00:31:32,417 --> 00:31:33,452
  7410. Fuck.
  7411.  
  7412. 547
  7413. 00:31:36,521 --> 00:31:40,559
  7414. Dearest Lily...
  7415.  
  7416. 548
  7417. 00:31:47,432 --> 00:31:49,234
  7418. I've got so much to say.
  7419.  
  7420. 549
  7421. 00:31:51,303 --> 00:31:53,406
  7422. I really don't
  7423. know how to begin.
  7424.  
  7425. 550
  7426. 00:31:55,840 --> 00:32:00,744
  7427. I... I know you hate me.
  7428.  
  7429. 551
  7430. 00:32:00,746 --> 00:32:05,118
  7431. I know you hate me.
  7432.  
  7433. 552
  7434. 00:32:10,489 --> 00:32:12,122
  7435. I really don't blame you.
  7436.  
  7437. 553
  7438. 00:32:12,124 --> 00:32:13,789
  7439. I'm...
  7440.  
  7441. 554
  7442. 00:32:13,791 --> 00:32:20,365
  7443. Oh, I made
  7444. the most terrible mistake.
  7445.  
  7446. 555
  7447. 00:32:21,432 --> 00:32:25,070
  7448. And I would really, um...
  7449.  
  7450. 556
  7451. 00:32:26,270 --> 00:32:29,773
  7452. I mean I'd love to, you know,
  7453. have a... a cup of coffee
  7454.  
  7455. 557
  7456. 00:32:29,775 --> 00:32:33,179
  7457. because um, I really miss you.
  7458.  
  7459. 558
  7460. 00:32:34,278 --> 00:32:37,817
  7461. Miss you, you.
  7462.  
  7463. 559
  7464. 00:32:39,617 --> 00:32:45,354
  7465. And I... I'm so sorry.
  7466.  
  7467. 560
  7468. 00:32:45,356 --> 00:32:48,594
  7469. I... made so many mistakes.
  7470.  
  7471. 561
  7472. 00:32:49,894 --> 00:32:51,297
  7473. I apologize.
  7474.  
  7475. 562
  7476. 00:32:57,502 --> 00:33:03,375
  7477. I miss you and I love you.
  7478.  
  7479. 563
  7480. 00:33:05,611 --> 00:33:07,643
  7481. I'm so sorry
  7482. I wasn't there for you.
  7483.  
  7484. 564
  7485. 00:33:07,645 --> 00:33:12,417
  7486. I'm so sorry I
  7487. wasn't there for you.
  7488.  
  7489. 565
  7490. 00:33:15,354 --> 00:33:17,657
  7491. I love you.
  7492.  
  7493. 566
  7494. 00:33:21,492 --> 00:33:22,528
  7495. Dad.
  7496.  
  7497. 567
  7498. 00:34:33,298 --> 00:34:36,434
  7499. Fucking elegant, Jesus.
  7500.  
  7501. 568
  7502. 00:36:11,663 --> 00:36:13,697
  7503. Thank you, darling.
  7504.  
  7505. 569
  7506. 00:36:13,699 --> 00:36:15,465
  7507. Thank you.
  7508.  
  7509. 570
  7510. 00:36:15,467 --> 00:36:16,836
  7511. Thank you very much.
  7512.  
  7513. 571
  7514. 00:36:17,869 --> 00:36:19,305
  7515. You look fabulous.
  7516.  
  7517. 572
  7518. 00:36:21,739 --> 00:36:25,541
  7519. So this is, um, this was
  7520. what was on your bucket list?
  7521.  
  7522. 573
  7523. 00:36:25,543 --> 00:36:31,113
  7524. Yeah, well, um,
  7525. I haven't seen a pair of
  7526.  
  7527. 574
  7528. 00:36:31,115 --> 00:36:35,485
  7529. breasts, you know,
  7530. for about 20 years, you know.
  7531.  
  7532. 575
  7533. 00:36:35,487 --> 00:36:36,822
  7534. Mm-hmm.
  7535.  
  7536. 576
  7537. 00:36:39,358 --> 00:36:43,092
  7538. I didn't even know these places
  7539. were open in the day, to be honest.
  7540.  
  7541. 577
  7542. 00:36:43,094 --> 00:36:44,763
  7543. No, neither did.
  7544.  
  7545. 578
  7546. 00:36:47,431 --> 00:36:49,599
  7547. You know,
  7548. they do toasted sandwiches here.
  7549.  
  7550. 579
  7551. 00:36:49,601 --> 00:36:51,934
  7552. - What?
  7553. - Do you fancy a toasted sandwich?
  7554.  
  7555. 580
  7556. 00:36:51,936 --> 00:36:54,970
  7557. Uh, yeah, I mean, why not?
  7558.  
  7559. 581
  7560. 00:36:54,972 --> 00:36:56,472
  7561. Great.
  7562.  
  7563. 582
  7564. 00:37:01,746 --> 00:37:04,046
  7565. Fucking hell.
  7566.  
  7567. 583
  7568. 00:37:04,048 --> 00:37:05,650
  7569. I know.
  7570.  
  7571. 584
  7572. 00:37:08,652 --> 00:37:10,519
  7573. You wanna dance with her?
  7574.  
  7575. 585
  7576. 00:37:10,521 --> 00:37:14,624
  7577. No, come on,
  7578. I'm too old to dance with her.
  7579.  
  7580. 586
  7581. 00:37:14,626 --> 00:37:17,126
  7582. No, you idiot,
  7583. she dances for you.
  7584.  
  7585. 587
  7586. 00:37:17,128 --> 00:37:18,827
  7587. What?
  7588.  
  7589. 588
  7590. 00:37:18,829 --> 00:37:20,662
  7591. You do nothing.
  7592. Come on, let me treat you.
  7593.  
  7594. 589
  7595. 00:37:20,664 --> 00:37:23,932
  7596. No, no, really,
  7597. no, really. No. No.
  7598.  
  7599. 590
  7600. 00:37:23,934 --> 00:37:26,403
  7601. I mean,
  7602. I wouldn't know what to do.
  7603.  
  7604. 591
  7605. 00:37:26,405 --> 00:37:27,637
  7606. You literally do nothing.
  7607.  
  7608. 592
  7609. 00:37:27,639 --> 00:37:29,139
  7610. Stop being a testicle?
  7611.  
  7612. 593
  7613. 00:37:29,141 --> 00:37:30,639
  7614. I'm not...
  7615.  
  7616. 594
  7617. 00:37:30,641 --> 00:37:31,976
  7618. Now, which one do you fancy?
  7619.  
  7620. 595
  7621. 00:37:37,081 --> 00:37:38,782
  7622. How long have you
  7623. been doing this?
  7624.  
  7625. 596
  7626. 00:37:38,784 --> 00:37:39,885
  7627. Nearly a year.
  7628.  
  7629. 597
  7630. 00:37:40,952 --> 00:37:43,519
  7631. Do you... do you like it?
  7632.  
  7633. 598
  7634. 00:37:43,521 --> 00:37:45,588
  7635. - It's alright.
  7636. - Uh-huh.
  7637.  
  7638. 599
  7639. 00:37:45,590 --> 00:37:47,423
  7640. To meet some interesting people.
  7641.  
  7642. 600
  7643. 00:37:47,425 --> 00:37:49,892
  7644. Um, listen, you
  7645. really don't have to do this.
  7646.  
  7647. 601
  7648. 00:37:49,894 --> 00:37:52,028
  7649. I mean, I can tell my friend that
  7650. you did if you don't want to.
  7651.  
  7652. 602
  7653. 00:37:52,030 --> 00:37:53,496
  7654. You don't want me
  7655. to dance for you?
  7656.  
  7657. 603
  7658. 00:37:53,498 --> 00:37:56,432
  7659. Well, well, yes, I do, but,
  7660.  
  7661. 604
  7662. 00:37:56,434 --> 00:37:59,572
  7663. you see, I'm, I'm very old now.
  7664. And, um, and listen, kid,
  7665.  
  7666. 605
  7667. 00:38:01,206 --> 00:38:03,539
  7668. - I could be your grandfather.
  7669. - You're serious, aren't you?
  7670.  
  7671. 606
  7672. 00:38:03,541 --> 00:38:05,777
  7673. Yeah, I don't want
  7674. weird about it.
  7675.  
  7676. 607
  7677. 00:38:06,945 --> 00:38:08,748
  7678. Just sit back, okay?
  7679.  
  7680. 608
  7681. 00:38:12,050 --> 00:38:15,621
  7682. I don't want you to feel
  7683. like you have to do this. You...
  7684.  
  7685. 609
  7686. 00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:23,693
  7687. What's a handsome man
  7688. like you doing in
  7689.  
  7690. 610
  7691. 00:38:23,695 --> 00:38:25,728
  7692. a strip club
  7693. at three in the afternoon?
  7694.  
  7695. 611
  7696. 00:38:25,730 --> 00:38:28,597
  7697. Well, I really didn't
  7698. have anywhere else to go.
  7699.  
  7700. 612
  7701. 00:38:28,599 --> 00:38:32,501
  7702. Oh, well, you know how
  7703. to make a girl feel special.
  7704.  
  7705. 613
  7706. 00:38:32,503 --> 00:38:35,505
  7707. - Oh, no. Sorry. No, I didn't mean that.
  7708. - I'm fucking with you.
  7709.  
  7710. 614
  7711. 00:38:35,507 --> 00:38:40,543
  7712. It's just, um, it... it's
  7713. that I haven't, you know, seen,
  7714.  
  7715. 615
  7716. 00:38:40,545 --> 00:38:45,215
  7717. I mean, really,
  7718. seen a woman for 20 years.
  7719.  
  7720. 616
  7721. 00:38:45,217 --> 00:38:49,519
  7722. And, you know, when you get an
  7723. old man like me, you know, look at
  7724.  
  7725. 617
  7726. 00:38:49,521 --> 00:38:52,722
  7727. girls and people think you're like
  7728. a, you know, a dirty old man.
  7729.  
  7730. 618
  7731. 00:38:52,724 --> 00:38:56,258
  7732. Some sort of awful pervert
  7733. or something like that.
  7734.  
  7735. 619
  7736. 00:38:56,260 --> 00:39:00,563
  7737. And, you know, mind you,
  7738. I could be something back in the '60s.
  7739.  
  7740. 620
  7741. 00:39:00,565 --> 00:39:03,532
  7742. Do you know, I-I was really...
  7743. A lot of people thought
  7744.  
  7745. 621
  7746. 00:39:03,534 --> 00:39:05,901
  7747. I was, you know,
  7748. and sort of that desirable.
  7749.  
  7750. 622
  7751. 00:39:05,903 --> 00:39:08,670
  7752. I bet you used to get
  7753. all the girls back in the day.
  7754.  
  7755. 623
  7756. 00:39:08,672 --> 00:39:12,677
  7757. Well, there was really only one.
  7758.  
  7759. 624
  7760. 00:39:13,711 --> 00:39:15,811
  7761. We were high school sweethearts.
  7762.  
  7763. 625
  7764. 00:39:15,813 --> 00:39:18,113
  7765. Aw, cute.
  7766. How long were you together?
  7767.  
  7768. 626
  7769. 00:39:18,115 --> 00:39:20,083
  7770. - 54 years.
  7771. - Fuck off.
  7772.  
  7773. 627
  7774. 00:39:20,085 --> 00:39:22,117
  7775. Yes. Yeah.
  7776.  
  7777. 628
  7778. 00:39:22,119 --> 00:39:25,021
  7779. Um, you haven't got a fella?
  7780.  
  7781. 629
  7782. 00:39:25,023 --> 00:39:27,824
  7783. I'm not really into boys,
  7784. if you know what I mean.
  7785.  
  7786. 630
  7787. 00:39:27,826 --> 00:39:30,193
  7788. - What do you mean boys?
  7789. - I prefer women.
  7790.  
  7791. 631
  7792. 00:39:30,195 --> 00:39:32,929
  7793. Oh, you do? Oh, that's fine.
  7794. Oh, good on you. That's fine.
  7795.  
  7796. 632
  7797. 00:39:32,931 --> 00:39:34,633
  7798. I don't mind...
  7799. That's good. Good.
  7800.  
  7801. 633
  7802. 00:39:35,934 --> 00:39:41,240
  7803. So... what do you think?
  7804.  
  7805. 634
  7806. 00:39:42,673 --> 00:39:44,007
  7807. Amazing.
  7808.  
  7809. 635
  7810. 00:39:44,009 --> 00:39:47,776
  7811. Thank you. Give me your hand.
  7812.  
  7813. 636
  7814. 00:39:47,778 --> 00:39:49,612
  7815. No, don't, really,
  7816. really, don't, no, no.
  7817.  
  7818. 637
  7819. 00:39:49,614 --> 00:39:51,717
  7820. - Give me your hand, it's grand.
  7821. - They're cold.
  7822.  
  7823. 638
  7824. 00:39:55,019 --> 00:39:56,318
  7825. You have very soft hands.
  7826.  
  7827. 639
  7828. 00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,186
  7829. Thank you.
  7830.  
  7831. 640
  7832. 00:39:58,188 --> 00:39:59,491
  7833. I moisturize.
  7834.  
  7835. 641
  7836. 00:40:00,925 --> 00:40:02,624
  7837. I don't even know your name.
  7838.  
  7839. 642
  7840. 00:40:02,626 --> 00:40:03,661
  7841. Jack.
  7842.  
  7843. 643
  7844. 00:40:04,762 --> 00:40:09,298
  7845. Well, Jack, it's been
  7846. a pleasure to dance for you.
  7847.  
  7848. 644
  7849. 00:40:09,300 --> 00:40:12,101
  7850. - Thank you, it has.
  7851. - Come and see me again some time.
  7852.  
  7853. 645
  7854. 00:40:12,103 --> 00:40:16,738
  7855. Oh, yeah, definitely. Listen,
  7856. please, oh, wait a minute.
  7857.  
  7858. 646
  7859. 00:40:16,740 --> 00:40:20,142
  7860. - Oh, no, it's okay.
  7861. - No, no, no, no, no, no, really, really, look, please,
  7862.  
  7863. 647
  7864. 00:40:20,144 --> 00:40:23,679
  7865. I-I really,
  7866. I really want you to take it.
  7867.  
  7868. 648
  7869. 00:40:23,681 --> 00:40:25,213
  7870. - No, you really don't have to.
  7871. - No, no, thank you, no,
  7872.  
  7873. 649
  7874. 00:40:25,215 --> 00:40:27,316
  7875. you know, for the nice talk.
  7876.  
  7877. 650
  7878. 00:40:27,318 --> 00:40:29,117
  7879. I loved it.
  7880.  
  7881. 651
  7882. 00:40:29,119 --> 00:40:30,121
  7883. Thank you.
  7884.  
  7885. 652
  7886. 00:40:35,193 --> 00:40:37,025
  7887. - Hey, hold on, big boy.
  7888. - Mh.
  7889.  
  7890. 653
  7891. 00:40:37,027 --> 00:40:38,894
  7892. - Hold this for me a second.
  7893. - Yeah.
  7894.  
  7895. 654
  7896. 00:40:38,896 --> 00:40:39,996
  7897. Hold this.
  7898.  
  7899. 655
  7900. 00:40:39,998 --> 00:40:41,200
  7901. Oh, right.
  7902.  
  7903. 656
  7904. 00:40:45,603 --> 00:40:47,135
  7905. Thank you. I'll have that back.
  7906.  
  7907. 657
  7908. 00:40:47,137 --> 00:40:50,072
  7909. - Oh, yeah.
  7910. - How was it?
  7911.  
  7912. 658
  7913. 00:40:50,074 --> 00:40:51,210
  7914. Spectacular.
  7915.  
  7916. 659
  7917. 00:40:52,277 --> 00:40:54,077
  7918. I mean, she was cute.
  7919.  
  7920. 660
  7921. 00:40:54,079 --> 00:40:56,144
  7922. If I was straight,
  7923. I'd totally ask her to
  7924.  
  7925. 661
  7926. 00:40:56,146 --> 00:40:57,780
  7927. sit in the back
  7928. of the cinema with me.
  7929.  
  7930. 662
  7931. 00:40:57,782 --> 00:41:00,617
  7932. What about you?
  7933.  
  7934. 663
  7935. 00:41:00,619 --> 00:41:01,950
  7936. What about me?
  7937.  
  7938. 664
  7939. 00:41:01,952 --> 00:41:06,623
  7940. - You know, you got a fella?
  7941. - No.
  7942.  
  7943. 665
  7944. 00:41:06,625 --> 00:41:10,628
  7945. I mean, there was this one boy,
  7946. but, um, didn't work out.
  7947.  
  7948. 666
  7949. 00:41:12,831 --> 00:41:13,865
  7950. Why?
  7951.  
  7952. 667
  7953. 00:41:16,201 --> 00:41:18,934
  7954. I suppose I loved him
  7955. more than he loved me.
  7956.  
  7957. 668
  7958. 00:41:18,936 --> 00:41:21,269
  7959. - It's a very complex thing, love.
  7960. - Mm.
  7961.  
  7962. 669
  7963. 00:41:21,271 --> 00:41:23,942
  7964. Sometimes I wonder why
  7965. we only have one word for it.
  7966.  
  7967. 670
  7968. 00:41:25,010 --> 00:41:26,909
  7969. Do you ever speak with him?
  7970.  
  7971. 671
  7972. 00:41:26,911 --> 00:41:29,811
  7973. - No, nothing left to say.
  7974. - Mm-hmm.
  7975.  
  7976. 672
  7977. 00:41:29,813 --> 00:41:33,217
  7978. Plus, I'm not the first person
  7979. to have my heart broken.
  7980.  
  7981. 673
  7982. 00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:38,987
  7983. Fucking no. It's depressing enough as it is.
  7984.  
  7985. 674
  7986. 00:41:38,989 --> 00:41:40,822
  7987. Come on,
  7988. what else do you wanna do?
  7989.  
  7990. 675
  7991. 00:41:40,824 --> 00:41:45,128
  7992. Well, there is... there is
  7993. something I'd like to do.
  7994.  
  7995. 676
  7996. 00:41:45,130 --> 00:41:48,264
  7997. So, listen, I'll see you tonight
  7998. at the club? Alright?
  7999.  
  8000. 677
  8001. 00:41:48,266 --> 00:41:49,934
  8002. Sure, yeah, no problem.
  8003.  
  8004. 678
  8005. 00:42:37,981 --> 00:42:42,818
  8006. Well, um, where to begin?
  8007.  
  8008. 679
  8009. 00:42:42,820 --> 00:42:45,921
  8010. Oh, yes, I went to a...
  8011. a strip club today.
  8012.  
  8013. 680
  8014. 00:42:45,923 --> 00:42:48,925
  8015. I met this lovely girl.
  8016.  
  8017. 681
  8018. 00:42:48,927 --> 00:42:49,961
  8019. Oh, no.
  8020.  
  8021. 682
  8022. 00:42:50,929 --> 00:42:52,197
  8023. Nothing like that.
  8024.  
  8025. 683
  8026. 00:42:53,231 --> 00:42:56,199
  8027. She showed me her breasts,
  8028. they were amazing.
  8029.  
  8030. 684
  8031. 00:42:56,201 --> 00:43:00,271
  8032. I mean just like... Well, actually,
  8033. yours were nicer, they were.
  8034.  
  8035. 685
  8036. 00:43:02,273 --> 00:43:06,010
  8037. Well, um, how've you been?
  8038.  
  8039. 686
  8040. 00:43:07,512 --> 00:43:11,780
  8041. I'm sorry I haven't
  8042. really been around too often.
  8043.  
  8044. 687
  8045. 00:43:11,782 --> 00:43:15,284
  8046. Because I didn't think
  8047. you really wanted me to
  8048.  
  8049. 688
  8050. 00:43:15,286 --> 00:43:20,291
  8051. and I still...
  8052. Still don't think you do.
  8053.  
  8054. 689
  8055. 00:43:22,427 --> 00:43:26,862
  8056. Well, um,
  8057. I have a bit of bad news.
  8058.  
  8059. 690
  8060. 00:43:26,864 --> 00:43:33,135
  8061. You see, I'm dying.
  8062.  
  8063. 691
  8064. 00:43:33,137 --> 00:43:34,405
  8065. I'm dying real quick.
  8066.  
  8067. 692
  8068. 00:43:35,974 --> 00:43:40,275
  8069. So, I'll be
  8070. seeing you real soon.
  8071.  
  8072. 693
  8073. 00:43:40,277 --> 00:43:43,179
  8074. I... I don't know
  8075. how you feel about that
  8076.  
  8077. 694
  8078. 00:43:43,181 --> 00:43:50,088
  8079. because... I'm a little
  8080. nervous my... myself.
  8081.  
  8082. 695
  8083. 00:43:52,556 --> 00:43:55,258
  8084. And anyway I...
  8085. I really wanted to come
  8086.  
  8087. 696
  8088. 00:43:55,260 --> 00:44:00,299
  8089. and tell you and, um,
  8090. ask you a favor.
  8091.  
  8092. 697
  8093. 00:44:02,967 --> 00:44:09,508
  8094. See, when I come up there,
  8095. um, please don't shout at me.
  8096.  
  8097. 698
  8098. 00:44:10,974 --> 00:44:17,280
  8099. Because, um,
  8100. I don't think I could
  8101.  
  8102. 699
  8103. 00:44:17,282 --> 00:44:22,385
  8104. stand for that all eternity
  8105.  
  8106. 700
  8107. 00:44:22,387 --> 00:44:26,158
  8108. because I know you...
  8109. You hate me.
  8110.  
  8111. 701
  8112. 00:44:27,391 --> 00:44:31,797
  8113. But I never... I never
  8114. really wanted you to know.
  8115.  
  8116. 702
  8117. 00:44:35,132 --> 00:44:37,168
  8118. I'm so sorry
  8119. I wasn't at the funeral.
  8120.  
  8121. 703
  8122. 00:44:39,971 --> 00:44:45,443
  8123. I really wanted to be, but how
  8124. could I be when you didn't want me.
  8125.  
  8126. 704
  8127. 00:44:46,610 --> 00:44:53,851
  8128. I... loved you too much to,
  8129. you know, hurt you again.
  8130.  
  8131. 705
  8132. 00:44:56,621 --> 00:45:02,827
  8133. I've never...
  8134. I've never stopped loving you.
  8135.  
  8136. 706
  8137. 00:45:06,431 --> 00:45:08,300
  8138. I really should be going.
  8139.  
  8140. 707
  8141. 00:45:16,974 --> 00:45:19,577
  8142. I am so terribly sorry.
  8143.  
  8144. 708
  8145. 00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:29,254
  8146. Well, see you real soon.
  8147.  
  8148. 709
  8149. 00:45:33,090 --> 00:45:34,492
  8150. Yeah.
  8151.  
  8152. 710
  8153. 00:45:40,498 --> 00:45:43,298
  8154. - I'll fucking kill you.
  8155. - I'd like to see you try, baby.
  8156.  
  8157. 711
  8158. 00:45:43,300 --> 00:45:46,334
  8159. - Fuck this...
  8160. - Ever since I came
  8161.  
  8162. 712
  8163. 00:45:46,336 --> 00:45:48,237
  8164. to this club, you've been
  8165. trying to take my shit.
  8166.  
  8167. 713
  8168. 00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:51,574
  8169. - Get the fuck off me.
  8170. - I'm gonna fucking kill you.
  8171.  
  8172. 714
  8173. 00:45:51,576 --> 00:45:53,541
  8174. - You fucking piece of shit.
  8175. - What the fuck is going on here?
  8176.  
  8177. 715
  8178. 00:45:53,543 --> 00:45:55,211
  8179. - This bitch is trying
  8180. to steal my fucking style.
  8181.  
  8182. 716
  8183. 00:45:55,213 --> 00:45:56,345
  8184. It's just a coincidence.
  8185.  
  8186. 717
  8187. 00:45:56,347 --> 00:45:57,979
  8188. Beyoncé here decides
  8189.  
  8190. 718
  8191. 00:45:57,981 --> 00:46:00,148
  8192. - to lose her shit about it.
  8193. - Fuck you.
  8194.  
  8195. 719
  8196. 00:46:00,150 --> 00:46:03,184
  8197. - You're just jealous of my ass.
  8198. - Bitch, please.
  8199.  
  8200. 720
  8201. 00:46:03,186 --> 00:46:07,956
  8202. Look, would you just fuck...
  8203. Get the fuck out of here.
  8204.  
  8205. 721
  8206. 00:46:07,958 --> 00:46:09,624
  8207. Just go.
  8208.  
  8209. 722
  8210. 00:46:09,626 --> 00:46:12,327
  8211. Jesus, what are you doing?
  8212.  
  8213. 723
  8214. 00:46:12,329 --> 00:46:15,664
  8215. - That little shit is just wearing my makeup.
  8216. - He's just a kid.
  8217.  
  8218. 724
  8219. 00:46:15,666 --> 00:46:19,001
  8220. He's 21. He knows
  8221. not to be a little cunt.
  8222.  
  8223. 725
  8224. 00:46:19,003 --> 00:46:22,470
  8225. - Oh, you, you are just jealous.
  8226. - What are you talking about?
  8227.  
  8228. 726
  8229. 00:46:22,472 --> 00:46:25,041
  8230. Well, actually what I'm
  8231. talking about, you're nearly 50.
  8232.  
  8233. 727
  8234. 00:46:25,043 --> 00:46:27,208
  8235. No matter how much
  8236. you pull yourself in.
  8237.  
  8238. 728
  8239. 00:46:27,210 --> 00:46:30,079
  8240. No matter how many dresses you
  8241. wear, you're still gonna look
  8242.  
  8243. 729
  8244. 00:46:30,081 --> 00:46:33,048
  8245. older than him and he's still
  8246. gonna look younger than you.
  8247.  
  8248. 730
  8249. 00:46:33,050 --> 00:46:36,084
  8250. I'm like a fine wine, darling.
  8251. I get better with age.
  8252.  
  8253. 731
  8254. 00:46:36,086 --> 00:46:37,552
  8255. Yes, of course,
  8256. and some of the greatest wines
  8257.  
  8258. 732
  8259. 00:46:37,554 --> 00:46:39,588
  8260. - I ever drunk were old.
  8261. - Exactly.
  8262.  
  8263. 733
  8264. 00:46:39,590 --> 00:46:42,661
  8265. But then I thought to myself,
  8266. "They're not fucking worth it."
  8267.  
  8268. 734
  8269. 00:46:51,068 --> 00:46:53,568
  8270. - Are you alright?
  8271. - Who the fuck does she think she is?
  8272.  
  8273. 735
  8274. 00:46:53,570 --> 00:46:55,570
  8275. - I mean, what is going on?
  8276. - What do you mean?
  8277.  
  8278. 736
  8279. 00:46:55,572 --> 00:46:58,541
  8280. What do I mean?
  8281. You had Mollie on the floor.
  8282.  
  8283. 737
  8284. 00:46:58,543 --> 00:47:00,543
  8285. You were beating
  8286. the living shit out of her.
  8287.  
  8288. 738
  8289. 00:47:00,545 --> 00:47:01,711
  8290. What do you want to say, Jackie?
  8291.  
  8292. 739
  8293. 00:47:01,713 --> 00:47:03,311
  8294. I want you to tell me the truth.
  8295.  
  8296. 740
  8297. 00:47:03,313 --> 00:47:04,612
  8298. - Do you want the truth?
  8299. - Yes, I do.
  8300.  
  8301. 741
  8302. 00:47:04,614 --> 00:47:06,182
  8303. The fuck all, alright?
  8304.  
  8305. 742
  8306. 00:47:06,184 --> 00:47:08,249
  8307. The fuck, I'm singing
  8308. for £40 a night,
  8309.  
  8310. 743
  8311. 00:47:08,251 --> 00:47:09,617
  8312. I'm sleeping
  8313. on your fucking sofa.
  8314.  
  8315. 744
  8316. 00:47:09,619 --> 00:47:11,586
  8317. My dad hates me.
  8318.  
  8319. 745
  8320. 00:47:11,588 --> 00:47:14,023
  8321. I broke my favorite
  8322. pair of fucking heels today.
  8323.  
  8324. 746
  8325. 00:47:14,025 --> 00:47:15,758
  8326. I don't have much,
  8327. but I've got style.
  8328.  
  8329. 747
  8330. 00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:18,594
  8331. So when someone tries to take
  8332. it from me, it pisses me off.
  8333.  
  8334. 748
  8335. 00:47:18,596 --> 00:47:20,229
  8336. You've always got me, Faith.
  8337.  
  8338. 749
  8339. 00:47:20,231 --> 00:47:21,500
  8340. Yeah, not for much longer.
  8341.  
  8342. 750
  8343. 00:47:23,701 --> 00:47:25,066
  8344. Okay, I'm sorry,
  8345. I didn't mean that.
  8346.  
  8347. 751
  8348. 00:47:25,068 --> 00:47:27,536
  8349. I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.
  8350.  
  8351. 752
  8352. 00:47:27,538 --> 00:47:29,604
  8353. Oh, yes you did.
  8354.  
  8355. 753
  8356. 00:47:29,606 --> 00:47:30,641
  8357. Jackie.
  8358.  
  8359. 754
  8360. 00:47:35,079 --> 00:47:36,378
  8361. Fuck.
  8362.  
  8363. 755
  8364. 00:51:41,458 --> 00:51:42,492
  8365. Hi.
  8366.  
  8367. 756
  8368. 00:51:46,364 --> 00:51:47,398
  8369. Hi.
  8370.  
  8371. 757
  8372. 00:51:48,632 --> 00:51:49,667
  8373. What are you doing?
  8374.  
  8375. 758
  8376. 00:51:51,268 --> 00:51:52,937
  8377. I'm having
  8378. a cheeky fag before work.
  8379.  
  8380. 759
  8381. 00:51:54,739 --> 00:51:56,608
  8382. why didn't you
  8383. come home last night?
  8384.  
  8385. 760
  8386. 00:51:58,376 --> 00:52:00,909
  8387. Uh, I didn't
  8388. think you wanted me to.
  8389.  
  8390. 761
  8391. 00:52:00,911 --> 00:52:04,516
  8392. What are
  8393. you talking about?
  8394.  
  8395. 762
  8396. 00:52:05,449 --> 00:52:08,483
  8397. You know, after what I said.
  8398.  
  8399. 763
  8400. 00:52:08,485 --> 00:52:10,989
  8401. Oh, don't be ridiculous.
  8402.  
  8403. 764
  8404. 00:52:12,389 --> 00:52:16,525
  8405. Listen, I'm not your dad,
  8406. you know that.
  8407.  
  8408. 765
  8409. 00:52:16,527 --> 00:52:18,929
  8410. Look, you've always
  8411. got a home with me, really.
  8412.  
  8413. 766
  8414. 00:52:24,635 --> 00:52:25,870
  8415. Thank you, Jackie.
  8416.  
  8417. 767
  8418. 00:52:27,304 --> 00:52:31,005
  8419. You better have a shower, do you
  8420. know I can smell you right from here?
  8421.  
  8422. 768
  8423. 00:52:45,088 --> 00:52:47,625
  8424. So, do you have anything else
  8425. on your bucket list?
  8426.  
  8427. 769
  8428. 00:52:48,525 --> 00:52:51,730
  8429. Yes, yes, there is something.
  8430.  
  8431. 770
  8432. 00:53:05,509 --> 00:53:06,909
  8433. So, this is the place?
  8434.  
  8435. 771
  8436. 00:53:06,911 --> 00:53:08,380
  8437. Yeah, looks like it.
  8438.  
  8439. 772
  8440. 00:53:10,581 --> 00:53:12,514
  8441. Do you want us to
  8442. go in together?
  8443.  
  8444. 773
  8445. 00:53:12,516 --> 00:53:13,816
  8446. Well, of course
  8447. we're gonna go in together.
  8448.  
  8449. 774
  8450. 00:53:13,818 --> 00:53:16,751
  8451. Okay, well, do I look good?
  8452.  
  8453. 775
  8454. 00:53:16,753 --> 00:53:18,653
  8455. Yes, you look good. What?
  8456.  
  8457. 776
  8458. 00:53:18,655 --> 00:53:22,124
  8459. What the fuck, it's just a
  8460. drug dealer for, Christ's sake.
  8461.  
  8462. 777
  8463. 00:53:22,126 --> 00:53:24,496
  8464. - And?
  8465. - You look lovely.
  8466.  
  8467. 778
  8468. 00:53:25,795 --> 00:53:26,830
  8469. Come on.
  8470.  
  8471. 779
  8472. 00:53:40,010 --> 00:53:41,142
  8473. Come on, Faith.
  8474.  
  8475. 780
  8476. 00:53:41,144 --> 00:53:42,845
  8477. Give me a
  8478.  
  8479. 781
  8480. 00:54:01,398 --> 00:54:03,164
  8481. You're, uh, Daryl?
  8482.  
  8483. 782
  8484. 00:54:03,166 --> 00:54:04,932
  8485. Yeah.
  8486.  
  8487. 783
  8488. 00:54:04,934 --> 00:54:06,501
  8489. This is Bianca.
  8490.  
  8491. 784
  8492. 00:54:06,503 --> 00:54:08,436
  8493. Very pleased to
  8494. meet you, Bianca.
  8495.  
  8496. 785
  8497. 00:54:08,438 --> 00:54:09,606
  8498. She's sleeping.
  8499.  
  8500. 786
  8501. 00:54:12,108 --> 00:54:13,941
  8502. What is it you want?
  8503.  
  8504. 787
  8505. 00:54:13,943 --> 00:54:16,979
  8506. Um, Alex gave me your address
  8507. and he said that he would
  8508.  
  8509. 788
  8510. 00:54:16,981 --> 00:54:20,081
  8511. text you, or call you and say
  8512. that we were gonna pop by.
  8513.  
  8514. 789
  8515. 00:54:20,083 --> 00:54:21,182
  8516. I didn't get a text.
  8517.  
  8518. 790
  8519. 00:54:21,184 --> 00:54:22,085
  8520. You didn't get a text?
  8521.  
  8522. 791
  8523. 00:54:23,987 --> 00:54:26,655
  8524. - This is not gonna be very good.
  8525. - I told you.
  8526.  
  8527. 792
  8528. 00:54:26,657 --> 00:54:27,992
  8529. It's fucking one in the morning.
  8530.  
  8531. 793
  8532. 00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:31,128
  8533. You're a guy, right?
  8534.  
  8535. 794
  8536. 00:54:33,664 --> 00:54:36,532
  8537. It depends what
  8538. your definition of a guy is.
  8539.  
  8540. 795
  8541. 00:54:36,534 --> 00:54:37,602
  8542. Well, you got a cock.
  8543.  
  8544. 796
  8545. 00:54:38,635 --> 00:54:40,202
  8546. Yes, I do, yeah.
  8547.  
  8548. 797
  8549. 00:54:40,204 --> 00:54:41,539
  8550. So, you're a guy then?
  8551.  
  8552. 798
  8553. 00:54:42,639 --> 00:54:44,206
  8554. I mean, it's a little
  8555. more complicated than that,
  8556.  
  8557. 799
  8558. 00:54:44,208 --> 00:54:48,610
  8559. but it's late,
  8560. so I'd agree to disagree.
  8561.  
  8562. 800
  8563. 00:54:48,612 --> 00:54:50,115
  8564. Disagree that you've got a cock?
  8565.  
  8566. 801
  8567. 00:54:51,614 --> 00:54:53,548
  8568. Disagree that
  8569. that's what makes me a man.
  8570.  
  8571. 802
  8572. 00:54:53,550 --> 00:54:56,952
  8573. Well, I don't get it, guys got
  8574. cocks, women have got pussies.
  8575.  
  8576. 803
  8577. 00:54:56,954 --> 00:54:59,854
  8578. Simple as that, ain't it, mate?
  8579. What about you?
  8580.  
  8581. 804
  8582. 00:54:59,856 --> 00:55:01,690
  8583. - I think we ought to be going.
  8584. - I think so too.
  8585.  
  8586. 805
  8587. 00:55:01,692 --> 00:55:03,224
  8588. No, no, no. stay there.
  8589.  
  8590. 806
  8591. 00:55:03,226 --> 00:55:06,061
  8592. - You got money, right?
  8593. - Yes, I have, yeah.
  8594.  
  8595. 807
  8596. 00:55:06,063 --> 00:55:07,095
  8597. Let's do a bit of business.
  8598.  
  8599. 808
  8600. 00:55:07,097 --> 00:55:08,530
  8601. What is it you want?
  8602.  
  8603. 809
  8604. 00:55:08,532 --> 00:55:11,467
  8605. Um, what have you got?
  8606.  
  8607. 810
  8608. 00:55:11,469 --> 00:55:12,568
  8609. She's in a candy shop.
  8610.  
  8611. 811
  8612. 00:55:12,570 --> 00:55:13,905
  8613. I'm not your sugar daddy.
  8614.  
  8615. 812
  8616. 00:55:15,539 --> 00:55:16,505
  8617. Doesn't make any sense.
  8618.  
  8619. 813
  8620. 00:55:16,507 --> 00:55:17,575
  8621. The fuck did you say?
  8622.  
  8623. 814
  8624. 00:55:19,043 --> 00:55:19,974
  8625. Uh, nothing.
  8626.  
  8627. 815
  8628. 00:55:19,976 --> 00:55:21,776
  8629. You have coke?
  8630.  
  8631. 816
  8632. 00:55:21,778 --> 00:55:23,177
  8633. Of course I've got coke.
  8634.  
  8635. 817
  8636. 00:55:23,179 --> 00:55:24,179
  8637. Yes.
  8638.  
  8639. 818
  8640. 00:55:24,181 --> 00:55:25,483
  8641. How much do you want?
  8642.  
  8643. 819
  8644. 00:55:26,884 --> 00:55:29,885
  8645. Um, how much
  8646. do people usually take?
  8647.  
  8648. 820
  8649. 00:55:29,887 --> 00:55:30,885
  8650. Of cocaine?
  8651.  
  8652. 821
  8653. 00:55:30,887 --> 00:55:31,956
  8654. Yes, of cocaine.
  8655.  
  8656. 822
  8657. 00:55:32,956 --> 00:55:34,092
  8658. Is it just for tonight?
  8659.  
  8660. 823
  8661. 00:55:35,592 --> 00:55:38,126
  8662. It was just for
  8663. a one-off thing.
  8664.  
  8665. 824
  8666. 00:55:38,128 --> 00:55:41,796
  8667. - Okay, well, a gram should do you.
  8668. - Ok, yeah, fine. Gram.
  8669.  
  8670. 825
  8671. 00:55:41,798 --> 00:55:43,865
  8672. Alright.
  8673.  
  8674. 826
  8675. 00:55:43,867 --> 00:55:45,501
  8676. - Are you okay?
  8677. - Yeah. No, sure, I'm fine.
  8678.  
  8679. 827
  8680. 00:55:45,503 --> 00:55:47,202
  8681. - Are you sure?
  8682. - Yeah, I'm fine.
  8683.  
  8684. 828
  8685. 00:55:47,204 --> 00:55:48,807
  8686. That will be 90.
  8687.  
  8688. 829
  8689. 00:55:50,974 --> 00:55:51,907
  8690. Pounds?
  8691.  
  8692. 830
  8693. 00:55:51,909 --> 00:55:53,845
  8694. Yes, pounds.
  8695.  
  8696. 831
  8697. 00:55:55,112 --> 00:55:57,045
  8698. Lot of difference from the '60s.
  8699.  
  8700. 832
  8701. 00:55:57,047 --> 00:55:59,081
  8702. Got off a bit since then. Yeah.
  8703.  
  8704. 833
  8705. 00:55:59,083 --> 00:56:00,452
  8706. Okay, 90.
  8707.  
  8708. 834
  8709. 00:56:14,565 --> 00:56:15,733
  8710. I'm a little bit short.
  8711.  
  8712. 835
  8713. 00:56:16,733 --> 00:56:18,233
  8714. You've got a fiver?
  8715.  
  8716. 836
  8717. 00:56:18,235 --> 00:56:20,601
  8718. You're not serious, are you?
  8719.  
  8720. 837
  8721. 00:56:20,603 --> 00:56:21,603
  8722. Oy!
  8723.  
  8724. 838
  8725. 00:56:21,605 --> 00:56:23,804
  8726. - 20, 30...
  8727. - Oy!
  8728.  
  8729. 839
  8730. 00:56:23,806 --> 00:56:26,675
  8731. - Excuse me, I'm counting.
  8732. - It's not a fairground. I don't take coppers.
  8733.  
  8734. 840
  8735. 00:56:26,677 --> 00:56:29,577
  8736. We didn't know it was
  8737. gonna be, you know, this much.
  8738.  
  8739. 841
  8740. 00:56:29,579 --> 00:56:32,213
  8741. Just fuck off out of my flat.
  8742. Just get out.
  8743.  
  8744. 842
  8745. 00:56:32,215 --> 00:56:35,550
  8746. Look. Can I give you 85
  8747. for half a gram?
  8748.  
  8749. 843
  8750. 00:56:35,552 --> 00:56:36,621
  8751. Is that alright?
  8752.  
  8753. 844
  8754. 00:56:38,856 --> 00:56:41,088
  8755. Yes, just give us that money.
  8756. Come on. Come on.
  8757.  
  8758. 845
  8759. 00:56:41,090 --> 00:56:43,057
  8760. - Give us it.
  8761. - Thank you very much.
  8762.  
  8763. 846
  8764. 00:56:43,059 --> 00:56:44,992
  8765. There you go now, bugger off.
  8766.  
  8767. 847
  8768. 00:56:44,994 --> 00:56:46,795
  8769. Thank you very much. Sorry.
  8770.  
  8771. 848
  8772. 00:56:46,797 --> 00:56:50,164
  8773. And you, twinkle tits, piss off.
  8774.  
  8775. 849
  8776. 00:56:50,166 --> 00:56:51,668
  8777. That's a lovely jacket, really.
  8778.  
  8779. 850
  8780. 00:56:56,673 --> 00:56:59,277
  8781. Kim, fruit case, uh, see that?
  8782.  
  8783. 851
  8784. 00:57:00,811 --> 00:57:05,280
  8785. Confusing. Fuck it.
  8786.  
  8787. 852
  8788. 00:59:38,367 --> 00:59:39,804
  8789. Bloody thing.
  8790.  
  8791. 853
  8792. 01:00:06,764 --> 01:00:08,362
  8793. It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
  8794.  
  8795. 854
  8796. 01:00:08,364 --> 01:00:13,802
  8797. It's okay, it's okay.
  8798.  
  8799. 855
  8800. 01:00:13,804 --> 01:00:16,905
  8801. It's okay, it's okay.
  8802.  
  8803. 856
  8804. 01:00:16,907 --> 01:00:17,875
  8805. It's okay.
  8806.  
  8807. 857
  8808. 01:00:22,179 --> 01:00:24,347
  8809. It's okay.
  8810.  
  8811. 858
  8812. 01:00:31,088 --> 01:00:32,390
  8813. It's okay.
  8814.  
  8815. 859
  8816. 01:00:34,090 --> 01:00:36,259
  8817. - I have a question.
  8818. - Yeah.
  8819.  
  8820. 860
  8821. 01:00:38,362 --> 01:00:41,095
  8822. When did you first
  8823. start wearing women's clothes?
  8824.  
  8825. 861
  8826. 01:00:41,097 --> 01:00:42,333
  8827. When did I start?
  8828.  
  8829. 862
  8830. 01:00:43,833 --> 01:00:45,467
  8831. Well, when did I start?
  8832.  
  8833. 863
  8834. 01:00:45,469 --> 01:00:47,505
  8835. I'm stupid for doing it.
  8836.  
  8837. 864
  8838. 01:00:49,039 --> 01:00:53,111
  8839. Must be... must be
  8840. near on 50 years now.
  8841.  
  8842. 865
  8843. 01:00:55,045 --> 01:00:56,510
  8844. Why?
  8845.  
  8846. 866
  8847. 01:00:56,512 --> 01:01:02,583
  8848. Why? Why?
  8849.  
  8850. 867
  8851. 01:01:02,585 --> 01:01:07,057
  8852. Makes me feel
  8853. a different person.
  8854.  
  8855. 868
  8856. 01:01:09,393 --> 01:01:11,559
  8857. - Different?
  8858. - Mm-hmm.
  8859.  
  8860. 869
  8861. 01:01:11,561 --> 01:01:14,028
  8862. And so you just
  8863. kept it a secret.
  8864.  
  8865. 870
  8866. 01:01:14,030 --> 01:01:17,434
  8867. I just preferred
  8868. not to tell anybody.
  8869.  
  8870. 871
  8871. 01:01:18,402 --> 01:01:22,336
  8872. - So then why did you tell your wife?
  8873. - I didn't.
  8874.  
  8875. 872
  8876. 01:01:22,338 --> 01:01:25,240
  8877. She came home early one day
  8878.  
  8879. 873
  8880. 01:01:25,242 --> 01:01:29,543
  8881. and she saw me
  8882. dancing to Tom Jones.
  8883.  
  8884. 874
  8885. 01:01:29,545 --> 01:01:31,313
  8886. So?
  8887.  
  8888. 875
  8889. 01:01:31,315 --> 01:01:33,315
  8890. Wearing her wedding dress.
  8891.  
  8892. 876
  8893. 01:01:33,317 --> 01:01:35,349
  8894. No, it's not funny.
  8895.  
  8896. 877
  8897. 01:01:35,351 --> 01:01:37,586
  8898. - Fuck.
  8899. - Yeah, fuck.
  8900.  
  8901. 878
  8902. 01:01:37,588 --> 01:01:40,588
  8903. I must say that you do make
  8904. a very attractive woman, Jackie.
  8905.  
  8906. 879
  8907. 01:01:40,590 --> 01:01:44,996
  8908. Oh, for Christ's sake, don't...
  8909. Fuck off, Jesus Christ.
  8910.  
  8911. 880
  8912. 01:01:46,963 --> 01:01:49,965
  8913. I'm gonna get out of the fucking
  8914. bath, I got enough wrinkles.
  8915.  
  8916. 881
  8917. 01:01:49,967 --> 01:01:51,199
  8918. Yes, you do.
  8919.  
  8920. 882
  8921. 01:03:04,407 --> 01:03:06,608
  8922. You have really pretty nails.
  8923.  
  8924. 883
  8925. 01:03:06,610 --> 01:03:08,309
  8926. Do I?
  8927.  
  8928. 884
  8929. 01:03:08,311 --> 01:03:11,679
  8930. Oh, thank you,
  8931. thank you very much.
  8932.  
  8933. 885
  8934. 01:03:11,681 --> 01:03:16,351
  8935. My mom said I'm not allowed
  8936. to pick nails until I'm older.
  8937.  
  8938. 886
  8939. 01:03:16,353 --> 01:03:22,257
  8940. But you know something? I think... I think
  8941. your mommy is a very, very wise lady.
  8942.  
  8943. 887
  8944. 01:03:22,259 --> 01:03:23,958
  8945. - She is.
  8946. - Yes.
  8947.  
  8948. 888
  8949. 01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:25,726
  8950. It's okay, though,
  8951. it's my birthday soon.
  8952.  
  8953. 889
  8954. 01:03:25,728 --> 01:03:27,195
  8955. Is it your birthday?
  8956.  
  8957. 890
  8958. 01:03:27,197 --> 01:03:29,030
  8959. Yes, and I'm turning six.
  8960.  
  8961. 891
  8962. 01:03:29,032 --> 01:03:31,499
  8963. Wow, six.
  8964.  
  8965. 892
  8966. 01:03:31,501 --> 01:03:32,637
  8967. How old are you?
  8968.  
  8969. 893
  8970. 01:03:34,204 --> 01:03:36,070
  8971. How old do you think I am?
  8972.  
  8973. 894
  8974. 01:03:36,072 --> 01:03:37,574
  8975. Old, like 20.
  8976.  
  8977. 895
  8978. 01:03:38,742 --> 01:03:41,041
  8979. - That's near enough.
  8980. - Rosie.
  8981.  
  8982. 896
  8983. 01:03:41,043 --> 01:03:44,713
  8984. Rosie, what have I told you
  8985. about running away like that?
  8986.  
  8987. 897
  8988. 01:03:44,715 --> 01:03:47,315
  8989. - No, it's really...
  8990. - Sorry, mommy.
  8991.  
  8992. 898
  8993. 01:03:47,317 --> 01:03:50,318
  8994. It's really alright, she's a...
  8995. She's a lovely little girl.
  8996.  
  8997. 899
  8998. 01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:54,521
  8999. - Thank you. Has she been bothering you?
  9000. - No, no, no, she's been lovely.
  9001.  
  9002. 900
  9003. 01:03:54,523 --> 01:03:56,191
  9004. - Say goodbye, Rosie.
  9005. - Bye.
  9006.  
  9007. 901
  9008. 01:03:56,193 --> 01:03:58,126
  9009. Bye, bye, Rosie,
  9010. very nice meeting you.
  9011.  
  9012. 902
  9013. 01:03:58,128 --> 01:04:00,264
  9014. - Bye.
  9015. - Bye, bye.
  9016.  
  9017. 903
  9018. 01:04:04,001 --> 01:04:08,737
  9019. What...
  9020. what is all this?
  9021.  
  9022. 904
  9023. 01:04:08,739 --> 01:04:12,474
  9024. - Surprise.
  9025. - Did you cook this?
  9026.  
  9027. 905
  9028. 01:04:12,476 --> 01:04:16,677
  9029. Yes, uh, well, when
  9030. I cooked this from a distance.
  9031.  
  9032. 906
  9033. 01:04:16,679 --> 01:04:19,613
  9034. It was in this recipe book.
  9035. Please take a seat.
  9036.  
  9037. 907
  9038. 01:04:19,615 --> 01:04:55,077
  9039. Oh. Thank you.
  9040.  
  9041. 908
  9042. 01:04:55,079 --> 01:04:56,579
  9043. You haven't tried it yet,
  9044. it could be shit.
  9045.  
  9046. 909
  9047. 01:04:56,581 --> 01:05:01,988
  9048. No, I'm saying
  9049. thank you... for everything.
  9050.  
  9051. 910
  9052. 01:05:03,755 --> 01:05:09,762
  9053. You know, if, um, if I had a son,
  9054. I'd want him to be exactly like you.
  9055.  
  9056. 911
  9057. 01:05:13,398 --> 01:05:16,599
  9058. You know, that's, um,
  9059. a really lovely thing to say.
  9060.  
  9061. 912
  9062. 01:05:16,601 --> 01:05:21,104
  9063. You're like the cross-dressing
  9064. granddad I always wanted.
  9065.  
  9066. 913
  9067. 01:05:21,106 --> 01:05:23,205
  9068. - Really?
  9069. - Mmh.
  9070.  
  9071. 914
  9072. 01:05:23,207 --> 01:05:25,508
  9073. - Cheers.
  9074. - Cheers.
  9075.  
  9076. 915
  9077. 01:05:25,510 --> 01:05:29,778
  9078. - Oh, and eye contact, otherwise it's seven years of bad sex.
  9079. - Seven years?
  9080.  
  9081. 916
  9082. 01:05:29,780 --> 01:05:31,747
  9083. I don't think
  9084. I have to worry about that.
  9085.  
  9086. 917
  9087. 01:05:31,749 --> 01:05:33,485
  9088. Fuck you, I was
  9089. talking about me.
  9090.  
  9091. 918
  9092. 01:05:36,787 --> 01:05:38,120
  9093. Alright, then, go on, try it.
  9094.  
  9095. 919
  9096. 01:05:38,122 --> 01:05:39,157
  9097. Mm.
  9098.  
  9099. 920
  9100. 01:05:48,332 --> 01:05:50,834
  9101. Mm. Would you try
  9102. and get a takeaway?
  9103.  
  9104. 921
  9105. 01:05:50,836 --> 01:05:52,734
  9106. - Mm.
  9107. - Yeah?
  9108.  
  9109. 922
  9110. 01:05:52,736 --> 01:05:54,771
  9111. Oh, yeah. Finish up.
  9112.  
  9113. 923
  9114. 01:05:54,773 --> 01:05:58,508
  9115. Do you know why
  9116. God created orgasms?
  9117.  
  9118. 924
  9119. 01:05:58,510 --> 01:06:02,680
  9120. So that women could moan
  9121. even when they're having fun.
  9122.  
  9123. 925
  9124. 01:06:03,682 --> 01:06:06,316
  9125. There was this old lady
  9126. and she went in to the dentist,
  9127.  
  9128. 926
  9129. 01:06:06,318 --> 01:06:09,218
  9130. waited her turn, she went
  9131. inside, took her knickers off,
  9132.  
  9133. 927
  9134. 01:06:09,220 --> 01:06:11,620
  9135. sat in the chair,
  9136. lifted her legs up high.
  9137.  
  9138. 928
  9139. 01:06:11,622 --> 01:06:16,792
  9140. And the dentist said, "Excuse me,
  9141. madam, I'm not a gynecologist."
  9142.  
  9143. 929
  9144. 01:06:16,794 --> 01:06:19,329
  9145. And the old lady said,
  9146. "I know, I just
  9147.  
  9148. 930
  9149. 01:06:19,331 --> 01:06:21,363
  9150. want you to remove
  9151. my husband's teeth."
  9152.  
  9153. 931
  9154. 01:06:22,566 --> 01:06:25,200
  9155. Is that too much, is it? Oh.
  9156.  
  9157. 932
  9158. 01:06:25,202 --> 01:06:28,271
  9159. Well, there's this
  9160. young man, and he took a big
  9161.  
  9162. 933
  9163. 01:06:28,273 --> 01:06:30,472
  9164. bouquet of flowers
  9165. back to his girlfriend.
  9166.  
  9167. 934
  9168. 01:06:30,474 --> 01:06:35,311
  9169. The girlfriend said, "Uh,
  9170. I suppose I've got to open my legs now."
  9171.  
  9172. 935
  9173. 01:06:35,313 --> 01:06:37,713
  9174. He said,
  9175. "Why, don't we have a vase?"
  9176.  
  9177. 936
  9178. 01:06:39,751 --> 01:06:41,818
  9179. 'Cause the airplane was
  9180. crashing, the girl got up
  9181.  
  9182. 937
  9183. 01:06:41,820 --> 01:06:45,521
  9184. and screamed, she said,
  9185. "Oh, I'm gonna die."
  9186.  
  9187. 938
  9188. 01:06:45,523 --> 01:06:47,323
  9189. So she stripped
  9190. herself naked, she said,
  9191.  
  9192. 939
  9193. 01:06:47,325 --> 01:06:51,260
  9194. "If I'm gonna die,
  9195. I want to feel like a woman.
  9196.  
  9197. 940
  9198. 01:06:51,262 --> 01:06:55,365
  9199. Is there any man here who can
  9200. make me feel like a woman?"
  9201.  
  9202. 941
  9203. 01:06:55,367 --> 01:06:59,138
  9204. So a man stood up, ripped off his shirt,
  9205. threw it at her and said, "Here, wash that."
  9206.  
  9207. 942
  9208. 01:07:00,204 --> 01:07:07,410
  9209. I said to my father, I said, "Oh,
  9210. I'm so tired of running around in circles."
  9211.  
  9212. 943
  9213. 01:07:07,412 --> 01:07:09,682
  9214. So he nailed
  9215. my other foot to the floor.
  9216.  
  9217. 944
  9218. 01:07:10,682 --> 01:07:13,519
  9219. I used to be
  9220. a very good father, oh, yes.
  9221.  
  9222. 945
  9223. 01:07:16,387 --> 01:07:21,490
  9224. And I... I sang
  9225. to my little girl every night.
  9226.  
  9227. 946
  9228. 01:07:21,492 --> 01:07:24,260
  9229. I told her little stories.
  9230.  
  9231. 947
  9232. 01:07:24,262 --> 01:07:28,263
  9233. Christmas time,
  9234. I'd dress up as Father Christmas
  9235.  
  9236. 948
  9237. 01:07:28,265 --> 01:07:31,968
  9238. and then she'd leave little
  9239. mince pies by the fireplace
  9240.  
  9241. 949
  9242. 01:07:31,970 --> 01:07:35,207
  9243. for when Father Christmas
  9244. came down to eat.
  9245.  
  9246. 950
  9247. 01:07:36,374 --> 01:07:37,676
  9248. Fuck, they were stale.
  9249.  
  9250. 951
  9251. 01:07:38,809 --> 01:07:40,345
  9252. And then I used to dream.
  9253.  
  9254. 952
  9255. 01:07:41,378 --> 01:07:44,849
  9256. I used to dream
  9257. wonderful dreams for her.
  9258.  
  9259. 953
  9260. 01:07:46,351 --> 01:07:48,584
  9261. And that's the way
  9262. it should have been.
  9263.  
  9264. 954
  9265. 01:07:48,586 --> 01:07:50,822
  9266. Oh, but dear, I did fuck up.
  9267.  
  9268. 955
  9269. 01:07:51,990 --> 01:07:57,463
  9270. And so I haven't seen my little
  9271. girl for, ooh... 10 years.
  9272.  
  9273. 956
  9274. 01:07:58,563 --> 01:08:02,398
  9275. So one day, you know,
  9276. I'm going to solve my problem,
  9277.  
  9278. 957
  9279. 01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:07,338
  9280. but tonight
  9281. it's got to be through whisky.
  9282.  
  9283. 958
  9284. 01:08:24,990 --> 01:08:26,888
  9285. You were very funny tonight.
  9286.  
  9287. 959
  9288. 01:08:26,890 --> 01:08:29,727
  9289. Thank you.
  9290.  
  9291. 960
  9292. 01:08:33,530 --> 01:08:38,968
  9293. Wow, uh, you look...
  9294. You look really... great.
  9295.  
  9296. 961
  9297. 01:08:38,970 --> 01:08:40,669
  9298. Thank you.
  9299.  
  9300. 962
  9301. 01:08:40,671 --> 01:08:41,706
  9302. So do you.
  9303.  
  9304. 963
  9305. 01:08:43,508 --> 01:08:44,977
  9306. Well, I'm a bit old, you know.
  9307.  
  9308. 964
  9309. 01:08:46,477 --> 01:08:48,278
  9310. I think it suits you.
  9311.  
  9312. 965
  9313. 01:08:48,280 --> 01:08:49,314
  9314. Thank you.
  9315.  
  9316. 966
  9317. 01:08:50,515 --> 01:08:52,985
  9318. How many more times do you think
  9319. we're gonna say thank you?
  9320.  
  9321. 967
  9322. 01:08:54,285 --> 01:08:59,955
  9323. I, um, I thought you never
  9324. wanted to speak to me again.
  9325.  
  9326. 968
  9327. 01:08:59,957 --> 01:09:01,226
  9328. No, I didn't.
  9329.  
  9330. 969
  9331. 01:09:02,593 --> 01:09:04,396
  9332. What changed your mind?
  9333.  
  9334. 970
  9335. 01:09:05,729 --> 01:09:07,233
  9336. I found a little Faith.
  9337.  
  9338. 971
  9339. 01:09:08,332 --> 01:09:11,334
  9340. What did he say?
  9341.  
  9342. 972
  9343. 01:09:11,336 --> 01:09:14,336
  9344. Well, he... he told me everything
  9345. that you've done for him,
  9346.  
  9347. 973
  9348. 01:09:14,338 --> 01:09:15,807
  9349. which is pretty amazing.
  9350.  
  9351. 974
  9352. 01:09:17,308 --> 01:09:20,575
  9353. And, um... And he told me that you
  9354. were ill. I hope it's nothing serious.
  9355.  
  9356. 975
  9357. 01:09:20,577 --> 01:09:24,446
  9358. No, no, no,
  9359. just a bit of a cough.
  9360.  
  9361. 976
  9362. 01:09:24,448 --> 01:09:26,748
  9363. - Nothing serious at all.
  9364. - So you've been to a doctor?
  9365.  
  9366. 977
  9367. 01:09:26,750 --> 01:09:30,552
  9368. Oh, yes, I've been to the...
  9369. yeah, but I don't like making a fuss.
  9370.  
  9371. 978
  9372. 01:09:30,554 --> 01:09:31,856
  9373. You love to make a fuss.
  9374.  
  9375. 979
  9376. 01:09:33,590 --> 01:09:34,727
  9377. Only around you.
  9378.  
  9379. 980
  9380. 01:09:43,067 --> 01:09:44,066
  9381. Got a question.
  9382.  
  9383. 981
  9384. 01:09:44,068 --> 01:09:45,303
  9385. Mm-hmm.
  9386.  
  9387. 982
  9388. 01:09:46,571 --> 01:09:49,038
  9389. - Where do you buy all your clothes?
  9390. - Where I buy my clothes?
  9391.  
  9392. 983
  9393. 01:09:49,040 --> 01:09:54,543
  9394. Yeah, well, I mean, you know,
  9395. you're quite a big guy. I mean tall. Tall.
  9396.  
  9397. 984
  9398. 01:09:54,545 --> 01:09:57,779
  9399. - Yes, 5'10.
  9400. - You know what I mean.
  9401.  
  9402. 985
  9403. 01:09:57,781 --> 01:10:02,854
  9404. Yeah, but, you know, they do... they have
  9405. shops for fat women as well, you know.
  9406.  
  9407. 986
  9408. 01:10:06,357 --> 01:10:07,724
  9409. So what about you?
  9410.  
  9411. 987
  9412. 01:10:07,726 --> 01:10:09,728
  9413. I mean, what's, um, what's new?
  9414.  
  9415. 988
  9416. 01:10:11,429 --> 01:10:13,532
  9417. Uh, well, I'm an architect.
  9418.  
  9419. 989
  9420. 01:10:14,531 --> 01:10:17,800
  9421. You're an arch... Really?
  9422.  
  9423. 990
  9424. 01:10:17,802 --> 01:10:18,836
  9425. Wow.
  9426.  
  9427. 991
  9428. 01:10:19,937 --> 01:10:22,471
  9429. Yeah, I'm living up in London.
  9430.  
  9431. 992
  9432. 01:10:22,473 --> 01:10:24,740
  9433. I won't hold that against you.
  9434.  
  9435. 993
  9436. 01:10:24,742 --> 01:10:29,544
  9437. - Got a dog and...
  9438. - Oh, wait, what is this? What...
  9439.  
  9440. 994
  9441. 01:10:29,546 --> 01:10:30,712
  9442. Oh, yeah,
  9443. and I'm getting married.
  9444.  
  9445. 995
  9446. 01:10:30,714 --> 01:10:32,648
  9447. You're getting married?
  9448.  
  9449. 996
  9450. 01:10:32,650 --> 01:10:35,685
  9451. Oh, god! Congratulations.
  9452.  
  9453. 997
  9454. 01:10:35,687 --> 01:10:37,453
  9455. Thank you.
  9456.  
  9457. 998
  9458. 01:10:37,455 --> 01:10:40,455
  9459. Um, has he got a name?
  9460.  
  9461. 999
  9462. 01:10:40,457 --> 01:10:44,429
  9463. - Mark.
  9464. - Mark, beautiful name.
  9465.  
  9466. 1000
  9467. 01:10:45,429 --> 01:10:47,633
  9468. Have you... have you set a date?
  9469.  
  9470. 1001
  9471. 01:10:48,532 --> 01:10:49,934
  9472. Yeah, it's in a month.
  9473.  
  9474. 1002
  9475. 01:10:50,835 --> 01:10:51,870
  9476. In a month.
  9477.  
  9478. 1003
  9479. 01:10:52,970 --> 01:10:54,005
  9480. What about you, dad?
  9481.  
  9482. 1004
  9483. 01:10:55,005 --> 01:10:56,605
  9484. Anyone special in your life?
  9485.  
  9486. 1005
  9487. 01:10:56,607 --> 01:10:58,841
  9488. - What do you mean? Like a lady?
  9489. - Yeah.
  9490.  
  9491. 1006
  9492. 01:10:58,843 --> 01:11:02,912
  9493. - No, no.
  9494. - Why?
  9495.  
  9496. 1007
  9497. 01:11:02,914 --> 01:11:04,416
  9498. Well, I mean.
  9499.  
  9500. 1008
  9501. 01:11:06,017 --> 01:11:07,984
  9502. I am a little old now, you know.
  9503.  
  9504. 1009
  9505. 01:11:07,986 --> 01:11:13,826
  9506. A little old to fall in love.
  9507.  
  9508. 1010
  9509. 01:11:16,193 --> 01:11:21,963
  9510. - I am really sorry about everything.
  9511. - I know. I know you are.
  9512.  
  9513. 1011
  9514. 01:11:21,965 --> 01:11:25,501
  9515. I always have known that you've been sorry,
  9516. but that doesn't make it any easier, does it?
  9517.  
  9518. 1012
  9519. 01:11:25,503 --> 01:11:28,003
  9520. - I really loved your mother.
  9521. - Yes, and she loved you too.
  9522.  
  9523. 1013
  9524. 01:11:28,005 --> 01:11:30,539
  9525. I genuinely believe
  9526. she died of a broken heart.
  9527.  
  9528. 1014
  9529. 01:11:30,541 --> 01:11:34,010
  9530. - Look, I am so sorry, really.
  9531. - Do you know what?
  9532.  
  9533. 1015
  9534. 01:11:34,012 --> 01:11:36,381
  9535. I hated you for
  9536. the way you made her feel.
  9537.  
  9538. 1016
  9539. 01:11:37,682 --> 01:11:40,552
  9540. I hated you for all the shit
  9541. you put me through at school.
  9542.  
  9543. 1017
  9544. 01:11:41,486 --> 01:11:43,953
  9545. Do you know I hated you the most
  9546. because you just gave up on us.
  9547.  
  9548. 1018
  9549. 01:11:43,955 --> 01:11:45,587
  9550. Do you think that's what I did?
  9551.  
  9552. 1019
  9553. 01:11:45,589 --> 01:11:46,691
  9554. Mom died.
  9555.  
  9556. 1020
  9557. 01:11:48,726 --> 01:11:50,461
  9558. All I wanted was a hug.
  9559.  
  9560. 1021
  9561. 01:11:52,263 --> 01:11:55,401
  9562. I didn't give a fuck that you were wearing a
  9563. dress, you're my dad and you weren't there.
  9564.  
  9565. 1022
  9566. 01:11:56,668 --> 01:12:01,937
  9567. I mean, your mother... Your mother was
  9568. so... I don't know, she was embarrassed,
  9569.  
  9570. 1023
  9571. 01:12:01,939 --> 01:12:03,873
  9572. she was humiliated,
  9573. she hated it.
  9574.  
  9575. 1024
  9576. 01:12:03,875 --> 01:12:05,608
  9577. She didn't want me there.
  9578.  
  9579. 1025
  9580. 01:12:05,610 --> 01:12:06,879
  9581. I wanted you there.
  9582.  
  9583. 1026
  9584. 01:12:07,845 --> 01:12:09,615
  9585. I wanted you there.
  9586.  
  9587. 1027
  9588. 01:12:12,082 --> 01:12:15,150
  9589. There's not one day that passes
  9590. when I don't wish that
  9591.  
  9592. 1028
  9593. 01:12:15,152 --> 01:12:19,654
  9594. I could turn back time,
  9595. that I could wear that suit, but I can't.
  9596.  
  9597. 1029
  9598. 01:12:19,656 --> 01:12:23,758
  9599. I just, I...
  9600. I can't turn back the time.
  9601.  
  9602. 1030
  9603. 01:12:23,760 --> 01:12:27,663
  9604. All I can try and do is...
  9605. is make up for it now with you.
  9606.  
  9607. 1031
  9608. 01:12:27,665 --> 01:12:30,936
  9609. - I can... But it's just that I...
  9610. - It's just that what?
  9611.  
  9612. 1032
  9613. 01:12:32,135 --> 01:12:33,539
  9614. Lily, it's just that I'm-
  9615.  
  9616. 1033
  9617. 01:12:35,173 --> 01:12:37,876
  9618. I'm not sure how to do that
  9619. anymore, you see, I...
  9620.  
  9621. 1034
  9622. 01:12:39,009 --> 01:12:43,181
  9623. I don't think I... I don't think
  9624. I can remember how to be a dad.
  9625.  
  9626. 1035
  9627. 01:12:44,682 --> 01:12:49,118
  9628. But that's so easy.
  9629. You just have to love me.
  9630.  
  9631. 1036
  9632. 01:12:49,120 --> 01:12:50,785
  9633. Of course, I love you.
  9634.  
  9635. 1037
  9636. 01:12:50,787 --> 01:12:53,558
  9637. I've always loved you,
  9638. you're my little girl.
  9639.  
  9640. 1038
  9641. 01:13:07,772 --> 01:13:14,810
  9642. Okay, okay, but this is it, alright?
  9643. No second chances.
  9644.  
  9645. 1039
  9646. 01:13:14,812 --> 01:13:18,884
  9647. You fucked up once and you cannot fuck up
  9648. again, dad, because I need you in my life.
  9649.  
  9650. 1040
  9651. 01:13:20,585 --> 01:13:21,816
  9652. I am here now for you.
  9653.  
  9654. 1041
  9655. 01:13:21,818 --> 01:13:23,921
  9656. I am-I promise you I'm here.
  9657.  
  9658. 1042
  9659. 01:13:26,723 --> 01:13:31,159
  9660. Dad I-I want you
  9661. to walk me down the aisle.
  9662.  
  9663. 1043
  9664. 01:13:36,233 --> 01:13:37,669
  9665. In a month, hmm?
  9666.  
  9667. 1044
  9668. 01:13:38,635 --> 01:13:41,303
  9669. Yeah, I will. I will.
  9670.  
  9671. 1045
  9672. 01:13:41,305 --> 01:13:43,638
  9673. But you have to
  9674. promise me one thing.
  9675.  
  9676. 1046
  9677. 01:13:43,640 --> 01:13:45,274
  9678. Hmm?
  9679.  
  9680. 1047
  9681. 01:13:45,276 --> 01:13:47,646
  9682. You cannot wear
  9683. a better dress than me.
  9684.  
  9685. 1048
  9686. 01:13:50,682 --> 01:13:51,717
  9687. Thank you.
  9688.  
  9689. 1049
  9690. 01:13:52,750 --> 01:13:53,752
  9691. Thank you.
  9692.  
  9693. 1050
  9694. 01:13:54,852 --> 01:13:56,988
  9695. And I've told Mark about...
  9696.  
  9697. 1051
  9698. 01:13:58,856 --> 01:14:01,222
  9699. He's just
  9700. so excited to meet you.
  9701.  
  9702. 1052
  9703. 01:14:01,224 --> 01:14:02,260
  9704. Thanks.
  9705.  
  9706. 1053
  9707. 01:14:08,232 --> 01:14:10,132
  9708. Look, I better go.
  9709. It's getting late.
  9710.  
  9711. 1054
  9712. 01:14:10,134 --> 01:14:12,668
  9713. - Do you need a lift anywhere?
  9714. - No, I drove.
  9715.  
  9716. 1055
  9717. 01:14:12,670 --> 01:14:14,169
  9718. - You haven't had too much to drink?
  9719. - I had one.
  9720.  
  9721. 1056
  9722. 01:14:14,171 --> 01:14:16,605
  9723. Oh, you had one. That is okay.
  9724.  
  9725. 1057
  9726. 01:14:16,607 --> 01:14:17,707
  9727. What are you doing Friday night?
  9728.  
  9729. 1058
  9730. 01:14:17,709 --> 01:14:19,809
  9731. Friday night...
  9732.  
  9733. 1059
  9734. 01:14:19,811 --> 01:14:22,243
  9735. Oh, one show,
  9736. only at ten o'clock, though.
  9737.  
  9738. 1060
  9739. 01:14:22,245 --> 01:14:24,079
  9740. So, do you wanna
  9741. meet sometime before?
  9742.  
  9743. 1061
  9744. 01:14:24,081 --> 01:14:26,181
  9745. Oh, I would love really love to.
  9746.  
  9747. 1062
  9748. 01:14:26,183 --> 01:14:28,050
  9749. Great, I'll, um,
  9750. leave a message for you
  9751.  
  9752. 1063
  9753. 01:14:28,052 --> 01:14:30,185
  9754. if I'm able to
  9755. come to your place.
  9756.  
  9757. 1064
  9758. 01:14:30,187 --> 01:14:32,087
  9759. I won't be here right up to
  9760.  
  9761. 1065
  9762. 01:15:03,687 --> 01:15:05,820
  9763. So, one day this beautiful woman
  9764.  
  9765. 1066
  9766. 01:15:05,822 --> 01:15:07,692
  9767. walks into a doctor's surgery.
  9768.  
  9769. 1067
  9770. 01:15:08,393 --> 01:15:12,828
  9771. In fact, she's so attractive that
  9772. the doctor loses all professionalism.
  9773.  
  9774. 1068
  9775. 01:15:12,830 --> 01:15:14,262
  9776. He says to her,
  9777.  
  9778. 1069
  9779. 01:15:14,264 --> 01:15:15,797
  9780. "Take down your trousers"
  9781.  
  9782. 1070
  9783. 01:15:15,799 --> 01:15:17,702
  9784. and begins to touch her thighs.
  9785.  
  9786. 1071
  9787. 01:15:18,436 --> 01:15:20,970
  9788. He says, "Do you know
  9789. what I'm doing now?"
  9790.  
  9791. 1072
  9792. 01:15:20,972 --> 01:15:23,241
  9793. She says, "Yes,
  9794. checking for abnormalities."
  9795.  
  9796. 1073
  9797. 01:15:24,442 --> 01:15:27,075
  9798. Then he asks her
  9799. to take off her bra,
  9800.  
  9801. 1074
  9802. 01:15:27,077 --> 01:15:29,979
  9803. starts massaging her breasts.
  9804.  
  9805. 1075
  9806. 01:15:29,981 --> 01:15:32,148
  9807. He says, "Do you know
  9808. what I'm doing now?"
  9809.  
  9810. 1076
  9811. 01:15:32,150 --> 01:15:34,286
  9812. She said,
  9813. "Yes, checking for cancer."
  9814.  
  9815. 1077
  9816. 01:15:35,786 --> 01:15:39,221
  9817. Then he got her to take her panties
  9818. off and laid her on the table
  9819.  
  9820. 1078
  9821. 01:15:39,223 --> 01:15:44,694
  9822. and starts having sex with her and
  9823. says, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
  9824.  
  9825. 1079
  9826. 01:15:44,696 --> 01:15:48,096
  9827. And she says, "Yes, getting
  9828. herpes, that's why I'm here."
  9829.  
  9830. 1080
  9831. 01:15:51,402 --> 01:15:53,372
  9832. A good friend of mine
  9833. told me that joke.
  9834.  
  9835. 1081
  9836. 01:15:54,839 --> 01:15:59,177
  9837. He was a great man before
  9838. he got all selfish and died.
  9839.  
  9840. 1082
  9841. 01:16:01,179 --> 01:16:05,780
  9842. The truth is,
  9843. he was like a father to me,
  9844.  
  9845. 1083
  9846. 01:16:05,782 --> 01:16:09,718
  9847. but he was a father
  9848. to his daughter Lily.
  9849.  
  9850. 1084
  9851. 01:16:09,720 --> 01:16:11,252
  9852. Just before he passed,
  9853.  
  9854. 1085
  9855. 01:16:11,254 --> 01:16:14,323
  9856. he walked his lovely daughter
  9857. down the aisle.
  9858.  
  9859. 1086
  9860. 01:16:14,325 --> 01:16:18,697
  9861. To me, he was granddad,
  9862. to Lily, he was dad.
  9863.  
  9864. 1087
  9865. 01:16:19,796 --> 01:16:24,999
  9866. But to you all,
  9867. he was simply Jackie.
  9868.  
  9869. 1088
  9870. 01:22:02,008 --> 01:22:07,008
  9871. Subtitles by explosiveskull
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