random ass stroy 6/23/12

>day 555 in equestria
>stop by the library to return a book
> you and twilight chat about pony literature
>pinkie shows up
>insists on joining conversation even though she hasnt read a real book since school
> twilight eventually bores pinkie enough when you start to talk about a science journal
>you and twilight continue conversing unhindered by pinkie
>3 minuets later you can here pinkie count down from three and a belch followed by a squeal and the sound of magical fire
>you and twilights eyes go wide and you burst into the other room to see spike standing there looking skeptical
>spike explains the idea pinkie had to send her to princess celestia
>twilight quickly teleports the two of you to canterlot to see the worst possible thing
>your in the royal bathroom
>pinkie, celestia, and luna are all in the royal bathtub
>it is clear sexy time was happening
>for a few seconds everything is verry awkward
>Luna finally pipes up
>"so are you two going to join in or not"
>epic royal bathtub orgy ensues

spike is still at the library wondering what happened