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  1. 22:18 DM ===START===
  2. 22:18 DM There is a giant black thing in front of you that can only be described as a monster.
  3. 22:18 artificialAthanasia : 0
  4. 22:18 DM It towers over you at about ten troll feet (three troll metres) at the shoulder.
  5. 22:19 DM It's wearing a costume identical to that which you earlier threw into your kernelsprite.
  6. 22:20 DM It roars at you, revealing the menacing-looking canines in its barkbeast-esque face.
  7. 22:20 artificialAthanasia AA: fuck, i probably shouldnt have prototyped that into the kernelsprite thingy
  8. 22:20 DM Roll initiative.
  9. 22:20 artificialAthanasia AA: its now a legislacerator and shit
  10. 22:20 artificialAthanasia !roll 1d20+2
  11. 22:20 Tyche[Dice] (1d20+2) [9+2] : {11}
  12. 22:20 DM !roll 1d20+3
  13. 22:20 Tyche[Dice] (1d20+3) [18+3] : {21}
  14. 22:21 DM Okay then, Ogre goes before Somnus.
  15. 22:21 artificialAthanasia : (
  16. 22:21 DM It throws one of its mighty fists in your direction.
  17. 22:22 DM !roll 1d20+3
  18. 22:22 Tyche[Dice] (1d20+3) [12+3] : {15}
  19. 22:22 artificialAthanasia hit
  20. 22:22 DM !roll 1d6+3
  21. 22:22 Tyche[Dice] (1d6+3) [4+3] : {7}
  22. 22:23 artificialAthanasia 10/22 HP
  23. 22:23 artificialAthanasia AA: FUCK
  24. 22:23 artificialAthanasia Somnus then does that one attack that was detailed in his post, and that delta has in his clipboard.
  25. 22:23 DM The fist collides smashes into your chest like a steam-powered rail-base vehicle.
  26. 22:23 DM "Fuck it, Somnus runs up and Slice (19 hit, 7 dmg), Dices, (16 hit, 6 dmg), and Rends (15 hit, 3 dmg)"
  27. 22:24 artificialAthanasia AA: hey lawyer dude I think this is illegal
  28. 22:24 artificialAthanasia AA: hes not even on the fucking hemospectrum
  29. 22:24 artificialAthanasia AA: sue him or shit
  30. 22:24 DM It just so happens that they all hit.
  31. 22:24 artificialAthanasia yay
  32. 22:24 DM Lawyersprite is watching nearby but does not respond.
  33. 22:24 artificialAthanasia AA: fuck you
  34. 22:25 DM The ogre takes massive damage, especially to its clothing.
  35. 22:25 artificialAthanasia AA: you're my fucking attorney, do attorney shit
  36. 22:25 DM Its dashing costume has now been torn to shreds D :
  37. 22:26 artificialAthanasia : D
  38. 22:26 DM Holding back tiers, it wollops you again with its giant hands.
  39. 22:26 DM !roll 1d20+3
  40. 22:26 Tyche[Dice] (1d20+3) [1+3] : {4}
  41. 22:27 DM The ogre, who has already had its day ruined, ruins it further by tripping and falling on flat on its face.
  42. 22:27 DM Somnus' turn.
  43. 22:27 artificialAthanasia It's prone?
  44. 22:27 DM Yes.
  45. 22:28 artificialAthanasia How does Rend work then?
  46. 22:28 artificialAthanasia It's disadvantage with advantage
  47. 22:28 artificialAthanasia Which means id take both the higher and lower rolls
  48. 22:28 DM They cancel each other out.
  49. 22:28 DM So you'd roll normally.
  50. 22:29 artificialAthanasia !roll 1d20+2 (rend)
  51. 22:29 Tyche[Dice] (1d20+2) [14+2] : {16}
  52. 22:29 artificialAthanasia (I mean)
  53. 22:29 artificialAthanasia (Slice)
  54. 22:29 DM Hits.
  55. 22:29 artificialAthanasia !roll 1d4+5
  56. 22:29 Tyche[Dice] (1d4+5) [1+5] : {6}
  57. 22:29 artificialAthanasia !roll 1d20+2 (dice)
  58. 22:29 Tyche[Dice] (1d20+2) [10+2] : {12}
  59. 22:29 artificialAthanasia !roll 1d20+2
  60. 22:29 Tyche[Dice] (1d20+2) [12+2] : {14}
  61. 22:30 DM As you prepare to bring your picture frames down upon it once more, you find that the unfortunate creature is no longer present.
  62. 22:30 artificialAthanasia hit?
  63. 22:30 artificialAthanasia fuck yeah
  64. 22:30 artificialAthanasia I didnt even have to Roomba it
  65. 22:30 DM Instead there is a veritable treasure trove of grist.
  66. 22:30 artificialAthanasia Somnus takes ALL THE GRIST.
  67. 22:30 artificialAthanasia AA: well i guess uh
  68. 22:30 artificialAthanasia AA: i didnt really need u to sue him
  69. 22:30 artificialAthanasia AA: but still
  70. 22:31 artificialAthanasia AA: i dont like the message this is sending
  71. 22:31 artificialAthanasia AA: if i actually get in trouble what are the chances youre actually going to do anything
  72. 22:31 artificialAthanasia AA: you say skaia wants me to live
  73. 22:31 artificialAthanasia AA: so why are you being so fucking difficult?
  74. 22:32 DM LS: If you ever run into some serious trouble then let me know.
  75. 22:32 artificialAthanasia AA: how
  76. 22:32 DM LS: So far you're just complaining about trifles.
  77. 22:32 artificialAthanasia AA: i doubt ur going to follow me around
  78. 22:32 artificialAthanasia AA: it doesnt seem ur stylel
  79. 22:32 DM LS: I have my sources.
  80. 22:33 artificialAthanasia AA: so basically
  81. 22:33 artificialAthanasia AA: me letting u know is just a formality?
  82. 22:33 artificialAthanasia AA: like
  83. 22:33 artificialAthanasia AA: to cover ur back in case someone takes u to court
  84. 22:33 DM LS: You could say that.
  85. 22:34 artificialAthanasia AA: okay i can be chill with that
  86. 22:34 DM LS: Or you could not be a sarcastic piece of shit.
  87. 22:34 artificialAthanasia AA: or i could do that
  88. 22:34 artificialAthanasia AA: but i rather enjoy being a sarcastic piece of shit
  89. 22:34 artificialAthanasia AA: dont u?
  90. 22:34 DM LS: There are limits to what I can do and where I can go.
  91. 22:34 artificialAthanasia AA: oh i thought u were like
  92. 22:34 artificialAthanasia AA: fucking skaias guardian angel or shit
  93. 22:35 DM LS: No, you are much more fit for that title than I.
  94. 22:35 DM LS: I'm just your attorney.
  95. 22:35 artificialAthanasia AA: fair enough
  96. 22:36 artificialAthanasia AA: if say i wanted to be a sarcastic piece of shit though
  97. 22:36 artificialAthanasia AA: id wonder why im worthy to be skaias guardian angel when i dont even have any fucking
  98. 22:36 artificialAthanasia AA: i dont know
  99. 22:36 artificialAthanasia AA: powers
  100. 22:36 artificialAthanasia AA: u have a tail and shit
  101. 22:36 artificialAthanasia AA: and i have
  102. 22:36 artificialAthanasia AA: a picture frame
  103. 22:36 DM LS: Yet.
  104. 22:36 DM LS: You don't have any powers yet.
  105. 22:37 artificialAthanasia AA: huh
  106. 22:37 artificialAthanasia AA: if i had to guess ur not allowed to tell me how i get those though right
  107. 22:37 artificialAthanasia AA: sequence breaking and shit
  108. 22:37 DM LS: I can tell you that it has to do with unlocking your potential as a Seer.
  109. 22:37 artificialAthanasia AA: sweeeeeeeeet.
  110. 22:37 DM LS: But no, I can't tell you exactly.
  111. 22:37 artificialAthanasia AA: so all my friends will have powers?
  112. 22:38 DM LS: There is only one prophet present, and I am not he.
  113. 22:38 DM LS: Yes, if they survive.
  114. 22:38 artificialAthanasia AA: ill let them know then
  115. 22:38 artificialAthanasia AA: in the meanwhile, i guess ill start alchemizing shit?
  116. 22:38 artificialAthanasia AA: unless theres something more important for me to do?
  117. 22:38 DM LS: As you will.
  118. 22:39 DM LS: I shall be here for more infuriatingly vague advice should you require.
  119. 22:39 artificialAthanasia AA: fuck yeah
  120. 22:39 artificialAthanasia AA: as a sarcastic piece of shit would say
  121. 22:39 artificialAthanasia AA: infuriatingly vague advice is my fucking middle name
  122. 22:39 artificialAthanasia With that, Somnus walks to his house, counting his grist as he goes.
  123. 22:40 DM Killer segue there bro
  124. 22:40 artificialAthanasia *bows*
  125. 22:40 DM Okay then:
  126. 22:40 DM 20 experience
  127. 22:40 DM !roll 3d6+40 build grist
  128. 22:40 Tyche[Dice] (3d6+40) [7+40] : {47}
  129. 22:40 DM !roll 1d10+10 tier 1 grist
  130. 22:40 Tyche[Dice] (1d10+10) [5+10] : {15}
  131. 22:41 DM !roll 1d2 for chance of tier 2 grist
  132. 22:41 Tyche[Dice] (1d2) [2] : {2}
  133. 22:41 DM !roll 2d8 tier 2 grist
  134. 22:41 Tyche[Dice] (2d8) [13] : {13}
  135. 22:41 DM ---FIN---
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