Edge: Kai vs Bear

[01:05] <Rapey_Lemons> You've awoked in the middle of a night after hearing some scuffling and rattling noises nearby.
[01:05] <Rapey_Lemons> awoken* jesus christ
[01:06] <Rapey_Lemons> Immediately waking up, you see a bear smacking at someone's camping equipment outside of their tents. In fact, a whole family seems to be camping there.
[01:06] * ~Kai gets up quietly and calmly, the first rule of the warrior, never panic, keep your emotions in check
[01:06] <Rapey_Lemons> The bear seems to get bored of slapping around the stove that's on the fire and begins heading toward the tents.
[01:06] <Rapey_Lemons> (it's currently 100 feet away from you)
[01:06] * ~Kai walks up behind the bear and gives a shout "Hey!"
[01:07] <~Kai> "Pick on someone your own size"
[01:07] <Rapey_Lemons> The bear snuffles and turns around, growling a little.
[01:07] <Rapey_Lemons> It begins walking toward you.
[01:07] * ~Kai enters a combat stance, and gives a "come here" gesture
[01:08] <Rapey_Lemons> The bear seems to somehow understand what you're indicating. Or maybe it's just mad. It charges you.
[01:08] <Rapey_Lemons> Roll initiative
[01:08] <~Kai> )roll 1d100+50
[01:08] * Crunk --> "Kai rolls 1d100+50 and gets 102."
[01:08] <Rapey_Lemons> You react before the bear even reaches you.
[01:09] * ~Kai accumulates, and waits for the bear to reach him
[01:10] <Rapey_Lemons> Er, rather, you react just as the bear gets within striking range.
[01:10] <~Kai> ((im witholding my turn, Kai is waiting for the bear to act))
[01:10] <Rapey_Lemons> (oh okay)
[01:11] <Rapey_Lemons> The bear swipes at you with it's paw.
[01:11] <Rapey_Lemons> Roll defense
[01:11] <~Kai> )roll 1d100+107
[01:11] * Crunk --> "Kai rolls 1d100+107 and gets 206."
[01:11] <~Kai> )roll 1d100+107
[01:11] * Crunk --> "Kai rolls 1d100+107 and gets 133."
[01:13] <Rapey_Lemons> The bear is incredibly ferocious, yet you easily deflect it's paw and gain the opportunity for your own attack.
[01:13] <Rapey_Lemons> counter attack at +125
[01:14] <Rapey_Lemons> Elizabeth: You are currently in your tent and peeking out at the spectacle. A man without a shirt is fighting a bear and seems to be gaining the upper hand.
[01:14] <~Kai> )roll 1d100+245
[01:14] * Crunk --> "Kai rolls 1d100+245 and gets 272."
[01:14] * ~Kai ducks the paw and slams his fist int he things gut
[01:15] * Liz rubs her eyes a bit as she watches the spectacle, "Man......That guy is hot....."
[01:15] <Liz> "Wait.....Is he fighting a bear?.........Coooooool."
[01:19] <Rapey_Lemons> You land a resounding blow on the bear, a little bit of air coming out of it's lungs as you push it back. It shakes its head and growls at you again.
[01:19] <Rapey_Lemons> roll initiative
[01:19] <~Kai> )roll 1d100+50
[01:19] * Crunk --> "Kai rolls 1d100+50 and gets 88."
[01:20] <Rapey_Lemons> As though the blow only served to anger it further, the bear attempts to chew on your face, snarling and streaking saliva everywhere.
[01:20] <Rapey_Lemons> roll defense
[01:21] <~Kai> )roll 1d100+107
[01:21] * Crunk --> "Kai rolls 1d100+107 and gets 178."
[01:22] * ~Kai attempts to weave away
[01:22] <Rapey_Lemons> You manage to grab its jaws and shove its head out of the way even as you sidestep its attack, leaving the bear open to another attack
[01:23] <Rapey_Lemons> Counterattack possible at +15
[01:23] * ~Kai gives the thing a mocking swat
[01:23] <~Kai> )roll 1d100+35
[01:23] * Crunk --> "Kai rolls 1d100+35 and gets 57."
[01:24] <Rapey_Lemons> It growls and pushes your hand away, shaking itself down before going in for another attack.
[01:24] <Rapey_Lemons> roll initiative
[01:24] <~Kai> )roll 1d100+107
[01:24] * Crunk --> "Kai rolls 1d100+107 and gets 121."
[01:24] <~Kai> )roll 1d100+50
[01:24] * Crunk --> "Kai rolls 1d100+50 and gets 62."
[01:25] <Rapey_Lemons> The bear manages to attack first, once again attempting to rip your face off.
[01:25] <Rapey_Lemons> roll defense
[01:25] <~Kai> )roll 1d100+107
[01:25] * Crunk --> "Kai rolls 1d100+107 and gets 147."
[01:26] <Rapey_Lemons> The bear once again fails as you easily close its jaws and step away.
[01:26] <Rapey_Lemons> counterattack possible at +30
[01:27] * ~Kai smiles "You're a lively one aren't you? Am I making you angry? I bet nothing else fights back as hard as me. Let me show you just how weak you really are!" Kai rockets a fist at the things Jaw
[01:28] <~Kai> )roll 1d100+155
[01:28] * Crunk --> "Kai rolls 1d100+155 and gets 180."
[01:29] * Liz opens up a bag of caramelized popcorn and continues to watch the shirtless man, a small blush appearing on her face.
[01:30] <Rapey_Lemons> The blow hits cleanly, the bear's head snapping back with the from the force of your fist. But it doesn't back down, only pausing momentarily to shake it's head before coming back to fight you again, seemingly even more determined than before.
[01:30] <Rapey_Lemons> roll initiative
[01:30] <~Kai> )roll 1d100+50
[01:30] * Crunk --> "Kai rolls 1d100+50 and gets 100."
[01:31] <Rapey_Lemons> ...
[01:32] <Rapey_Lemons> contested agi check
[01:33] <~Kai> )roll 1d10+10
[01:33] * Crunk --> "Kai rolls 1d10+10 and gets 14."
[01:33] <Rapey_Lemons> The bear barely manages to get in an attack first, its paw hurtling toward you.
[01:33] <Rapey_Lemons> roll defense
[01:34] * ~Kai leaps into that air, attempting to land on the paw
[01:34] <~Kai> )roll 1d100+107
[01:34] * Crunk --> "Kai rolls 1d100+107 and gets 184."
[01:36] <Rapey_Lemons> You somehow manage to land upon the paw, even the bear somehow looking stunned as you gracefully dodge its blow.
[01:36] <Rapey_Lemons> counterattack availible at +35
[01:39] * ~Kai gives it a grin and smacks it in the head (aimed attack)
[01:39] <~Kai> )roll 1d100+95
[01:39] * Crunk --> "Kai rolls 1d100+95 and gets 106."
[01:42] <Rapey_Lemons> It grunts a little as your playful smack does more damage than you expected. But the bear doesn't back down, instead redoubling its efforts to defeat you.
[01:42] <Rapey_Lemons> roll initiative
[01:43] <~Kai> )roll 1d100+50
[01:43] * Crunk --> "Kai rolls 1d100+50 and gets 117."
[01:45] <Rapey_Lemons> The bear seems to remember what its fighting for and attacks you in an insane burst of speed.
[01:45] <Rapey_Lemons> Surprised, -90 to defense
[01:46] <~Kai> )roll 1d100+7
[01:46] * Crunk --> "Kai rolls 1d100+7 and gets 106."
[01:46] <~Kai> )roll 1d100+7
[01:46] * Crunk --> "Kai rolls 1d100+7 and gets 73."
[01:48] <Rapey_Lemons> Despite all of it's motivation, you easily push it back, a sudden wind beginning to blow as the ground lightly trembles beneath you.
[01:48] <Rapey_Lemons> Counterattack available at +45
[01:49] * Liz talks between mouthfulls of popcorn, "This.....is.......awesome.........It's just like one of my Japanese animes."
[01:49] * ~Kai , having done anscrobatic flip off the paw, slams downward with his fist
[01:50] <~Kai> )roll 1d100+195
[01:50] * Crunk --> "Kai rolls 1d100+195 and gets 278."
[01:53] <Rapey_Lemons> The bear gives out a mournful cry as you smash your fist into it's head, something cracking underneath and giving way. Blood begins to stream from the wound as the bone shards cut through its head. The bear stumbles a little but does not give up, a little flicker of determination shining within its eyes as it continues fighting, despite its being horribly injured.
[01:53] <Rapey_Lemons> roll initiative
[01:53] <~Kai> )roll 1d100+50
[01:53] * Crunk --> "Kai rolls 1d100+50 and gets 115."
[01:56] <Rapey_Lemons> You prepare to smack it again, the bear severely weakened. But before you can do anything, it gives out a groan and collapses to the ground, blood streaming out of its head wound.
[01:56] <Rapey_Lemons> The bear is clearly severely injured and is most certainly going to die without medical care.
[01:56] <Rapey_Lemons> roll notice
[01:56] <~Kai> )roll 1d100+10
[01:56] * Crunk --> "Kai rolls 1d100+10 and gets 104."
[01:57] <Rapey_Lemons> ...
[01:57] <Rapey_Lemons> open roll roll again
[01:57] <~Kai> )roll 1d100+10
[01:57] * Crunk --> "Kai rolls 1d100+10 and gets 73."
[01:57] * Liz begins clapping her hands, "Ohhhhhhhh, nice body, nice win Takamura guy."
[01:57] <Rapey_Lemons> You notice two things:
[01:57] <Rapey_Lemons> One, a girl was watching you the entire time.
[01:58] <Rapey_Lemons> Two, a small pinprick of light reflecting from an equally small set of pupils steps out of a nearby bush.
[01:58] <Rapey_Lemons> shit*
[01:58] <Rapey_Lemons> i mean
[01:58] <Rapey_Lemons> fuck that
[01:58] <Rapey_Lemons> (ignore my previous sentence)
[01:58] <Rapey_Lemons> Two, a small pinprick of light reflecting from an equally smell set of pupils becomes visible from behind a tree.
[01:59] <~Kai> how far away is the bush
[01:59] <~Kai> er tree
[01:59] <Rapey_Lemons> A small bear cub toddles unsteadily towards its mother, who is currently bleeding out on the ground from a severe head injury.
[02:00] <Rapey_Lemons> Liza: Roll notice
[02:01] <Liz> )roll 1d100+10
[02:01] * Crunk --> "Liz rolls 1d100+10 and gets 106."
[02:01] <Liz> )roll 1d100+10
[02:01] * Crunk --> "Liz rolls 1d100+10 and gets 96."
[02:01] <Rapey_Lemons> ...
[02:01] * ~Kai relaxes his stance and bows to the corpse "You fought valiantly, I respect your attempts to protect your offspring, I only wish there had been a better way."
[02:02] <Rapey_Lemons> You too, notice the small bear cub poking it's nose into it's mother fur. You also notice the bear that is NOT YET DEAD but quickly bleeding out.
[02:02] <Liz> "....I wonder how bear meat tastes....."
[02:03] * ~Kai walks up the mama bear, and gives it a quick, powerful chop, his fist augmented by his ki
[02:03] <Rapey_Lemons> You two are horrible people.
[02:03] <~Kai> +100 damage
[02:03] <Rapey_Lemons> roll attack
[02:04] <~Kai> )roll 1d100+120
[02:04] * Crunk --> "Kai rolls 1d100+120 and gets 124."
[02:04] <Rapey_Lemons> Umm.
[02:05] <Rapey_Lemons> You somehow manage not to injure the bear with your chop, you fist bouncing off the uninjured portion of its skull.
[02:05] <~Kai> ...i call bogus
[02:05] <Rapey_Lemons> open roll
[02:05] <~Kai> the bear is immobile, and cannot defend itself
[02:05] <~Kai> thus
[02:05] <~Kai> no roll in neccesary
[02:05] <Rapey_Lemons> damage resistance by definition does not defend itself
[02:05] <~Kai> yes it does
[02:05] <Rapey_Lemons> it literally says the creature just takes the attack without retaliating
[02:05] <~Kai> thats what the base roll is for
[02:06] <Rapey_Lemons> base roll is its defense due to its natural size and hp pool
[02:06] <Rapey_Lemons> nah fine, you're right, it can't defend when it's surprised so why should this be different?
[02:09] <Rapey_Lemons> Its skull shatters violently as you smash your fist into it with all your strength. The baby bear gives out a cry of surprise and looks at you before looking back toward the headless body of its mother. It begins running back into the forest.
[02:09] <Rapey_Lemons> Liz: roll composure
[02:09] <~Kai> Rapey_Lemons: no
[02:09] <~Kai> he chopped its neck
[02:09] <~Kai> :|
[02:09] <Rapey_Lemons> fine
[02:10] <~Kai> he simply is aiming for a snping of the vertebrae for instant death
[02:10] <~Kai> not beheading
[02:10] <Rapey_Lemons> The head is nearly severed as the bear's throat is pulverized, its spinal column giving out a horrendous crack. Arterial blood sprays for a brief moment before the flow dies down, painting the nearby scenery with blood.
[02:10] <Rapey_Lemons> Liz: roll composure
[02:11] <Liz> )roll 1d100+5
[02:11] * Crunk --> "Liz rolls 1d100+5 and gets 42."
[02:11] <Rapey_Lemons> You are a little surprised, but it doesn't really faze you.
[02:11] <Rapey_Lemons> (Feel free to take any actions now, if you want to leave, approach her, maintain the continuity, etc)
[02:12] * ~Kai bows to the body, than nods a head in the direction of the girl aknowledging her presence, and walks off
[02:12] <Liz> ".......Neat.....you gonna eat that? I think it might have gotten into our coolers so we might be out of food except for that bag of popcorn."
[02:12] * Liz looks at the bag, "Wait....no, out of food."
[02:14] <Rapey_Lemons> The mysterious, handsome man, abs glistening with sweat and his hair tied back, nods to you and walks back into the forest before you can respond.
[02:14] <Rapey_Lemons> END RP